[#30] EWE Hell Frozen Over: December 24th, 2006

The Camera's go backstage where we see Vince walking the halls.

Crew Member: Hey Mr. McMahon..how are you?

Mr. McMahon: what kind of question is that?...I'm a billionaire...ECW is on the verge of death again, and Jason Scott is soon to become the new eWe Champion...how do you think?...never been better..

Vince walks to his office where the door has green spray paint on it "Guess Who's Back?" Vince opens the door, and of course sees the room completely destroyed, DX spray paint all over the walls, and a small rooster standing on his desk wearing a mini DX T-Shirt...you can see the Redness of anger in Vince's face as the camera's fade back to the arena..

Summary: Much like last time...a good battle between these two...Cage controlled most of the match in the begining, but Steel would soon turn the tables, and set them up too...After going back and forth fighting over control, it'd be a Power Bomb from the Turnbukle, down to the outside, Threw a Table! that would end this bad boy..

Winner: Chris Steel

Suddenly "Anarchy in the UK" hits and the fans are absolutely stunned as the curtain parts and two of UKW's most notorious figures in Sharq Boi and Chris Burgess walk out. Of course, the sound of jeering and booing overcomes the music, bur the UKW lads lap it up, flicking Vs to the various vocal viewers.

Tazz: What the hell?!

Jonathan Steele: What do they want?!

Tazz: Yeah isn't it bad enough we've got this disgusting UKW stipulation on this match without these amateurs stinking up the place too? Look at Sharq Boi, he makes me sick! And Burgess, he looks like he's just crawled out of the gutter!!

Jonathan Steele: I thought that hobo sleeping in the cubicle in the men's room looked familiar!

Burgess and Sharq Boi walk right around to the announce table and start motioning for Tazz and Steele to get lost.

Burgess: This is a UKW match, so it's got UKW commentators.

Sharq: Yeah, so fuck off!

Tazz: Screw you fish man, this is our show!

Jonathan Steele: Yeah and watch your language Sharq Boi, this isn't UKW you know!

Sharq: Whatever Trevor, go find some minors to interfere with, we're hosting this one.

Tazz and Steele mumble and grumble expletives as they are pushed out of the ringside seats and as Burgess and Sharky sit down Papa Roach's ‘Last Resort' hits and Gaz Black walks out to a load of boos.

Burgess: I don't know if there is anything more evil in the history of the world than that man right there...

Sharq: I still have nightmares about what Black did in UKW, he wasn't there for a long time Chris, but he was arguably the most notorious bad guy we ever had!

Burgess: Yeah I have nightmares about it too Sharq; while I'm sleeping on the silk duvet of the Victorian-style 4 poster bed in the mansion Black's merchandise bought me!!

Sharq: Yeah right Chris, we all know you sleep in a box!

‘They Deserve to Die' hits and the fans keep on booing as the hulking Brutality stomps out from the back.

Burgess: And here comes Brutality, who is looking to extend his current winning streak to a hatrick of victories here in EWE today with a win over the debutant Black.

Sharq: I don't know how Brutality does it (mouths='steroids') but he's been showing a real ruthless streak as of late (mouths='steroids' again), he's really been impressing everyone with his in ring ability and athleticism in EWE management (mouths='because of steroids').

Brutality charges the ring and he and Black trade punches, with Brutality overpowering the smaller Black and knocking him over the ropes and to the outside of the ring. The fans start a loud EWE chant.

DILDO ON A POLE MATCH
Brutality Vs. Gaz Black

Burgess: Poor brainwashed bastards...

Sharq: This match of course, Dildo on a pole, a match born and bred in UKW - probably one of Javi's ideas.

Burgess: Yeah, he insisted on wrestling the prototype practises against one of my little nephews, he spent months developing the rules to this one. Poor Jimmy's still getting treatment...

Brutality is still on the offensive outside of the ring, pingponging Gaz Black into one row of safety rails and then into the opposite side. Brutality hoists Gaz over his head and lets him drop down ribs-first over the safety rail, then he goes for a steel chair and cracks the chair across Gaz's back, causing Gaz to flop into the front row of the rabid EWE audience.

Sharq: All weapons legal in the DOAP match! The overriding rule of course is that the match can't end until someone plucks the dildo from the pole in the corner and uses it in some way.

Burgess: Remember the Android #18 vs. Rikku DOAP match in UKW?

Sharq: ...Dude that wasn't a real match that was just some cartoons you drew...

Burgess: Well... yeah... but do you remember them?

Sharq: (disgusted) No.

Burgess: (enthused) Well I've got them here, look!

Sharq: All weapons legal in the DOAP match! The overriding rule of course is that the match can't end until someone plucks the dildo from the pole in the corner and uses it in some way.

Burgess unscrunches some paper and forces them upon Sharky.

Sharq: NOOOO!! Ugh, that's disgusting... is that... is that a cricket bat?

Brute drags Gaz and dumps him back in the ring, and follows him in with the steel chair. Brute whips Gaz into the corner and positions the chair on the mat, Gaz tries to attack Brute but Brute cuts him off with a chokeslam!

Burgess: Chokeslam!!

Sharq: Wow! Brutality hits his finisher early!! Has Gaz even got any offence in yet?

Burgess: It looks like his window of opportunity is over now, that chokeslam will leave him down for some time!

Brutality goes over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, trying to climb the pole to get to the dildo. Brutality struggles to climb the pole, not being the most nimble of men (steroids) but finally plucks the purple plastic penis from the protruding pole.

Burgess: Do you think it vibrates?

Sharq: No it doesn't... or so I've heard... (nervous laughter)

As Brutality looms over Black, Gaz lobs the chair he landed on at the big man knocking Brute backwards into the ropes. Gaz picks up the chair again and again opts simply to chuck it at the big Brute, Gaz grabs Brutality by the hair drops him with a bulldog. Brutality tries to get up right away but Gaz ducks Brute's wild swings and locks in Gaz's version of the Tazzmission... The Blackout!

Burgess: Blackout! Blackout! That's Gaz's trademark! Will Brute be able to hang on?!

Sharq: Both men have hit their finishers so early in this match up!

Brutality, down to one knee manages to break the hold by dropping down to a sitting position, which jawbreakers Gaz. Both men start to get up slowly, and the dildo is lying prone on the mat between them.

Sharq: They've both seen it! Who will use it first?!

Both men dive for it at the same time and bash heads. Both fall back, a little dazed, and go for it again at the same time and smack heads again. Black's nose is bleeding from the bridge and Brutality snatches at the fake phallus and swings for Black's head, but Black ducks and dropkicks Brutality causing him to fall into the corner. Gaz charges at Brute again and hits Brute with the Shining Wizard in the corner. Brute falls flat on his face, dropping the dildo as he falls.

Burgess: Black's got the dildo! Black's got the dildo!

Sharq: Look at that look in his eye? Have you seen anything more sadistic in your life?

Burgess: Wait a minute!! Is that Johnny Chaos!? What the fuck is he doing out here?!?

eWe World Champ Johnny Chaos slides into the ring with a steel chair and he gets a mixed reaction from the fans as he blasts Gaz Black with the steel chair. Black takes the shot, falls down, gets up immediately afterwards and Chaos smashes him with it again. This time Black stays down, his crimson mask spreading. Brutality confronts Chaos but he is also nailed with the chair. Chaos kicks Brutality out of the ring and takes a mic from his pocket.

Chaos: You see that Burgess? I just took out two of the best your crappy little backyard fed UKW has to offer. Sorry... sorry... HAD to offer!

Again, mixed reaction for Chaos as a loud EWE chant starts.

Chaos: I'm so happy to see you, well sorta...Cause now I got a challenge for you.. I know you remember when I use to own this shithole...cause that's when the famous feud first started between eWe & uKw.. let's have a dream match for many eWe and ukw fans, if ya'll even had any...once and for all I prove who the superior fed really was...Owner Vs Owner...Johnny Chaos...Christopher Burgess...January 3rd!

Burgess grabs a mic.

Burgess: I'll see you there Jonny, but how about we make things interesting? How about we put a title on the line. Now I know you're hands are tied as far as that piece of tin belt you've got goes, and I don't see why I should have to risk any of the title belts I retired with, so how about a neutral title... I'm thinking... the AWO World Championship!

The fans seem surprised.

Burgess: And rather than just have any old match, why not compete in UKW's own... FLY THE FLAG match!! An EWE flag at one corner of the ring, a UKW flag at the other. I'll be beating your ass, climbing the ladder, getting my flag, getting off the ladder, beating your ass again and climbing the ladder in the middle of the ring so I can hook my flag above the ring and have my hand held high as the NEW... AWO... World... Heavyweight... Champion!

Chaos looks somewhat amused.

Chaos: I like it...Dunno if that can really be considered a prize...but I like it, but your all wrong, we won't see The Pitiful uKw flag hanging high...and we won't see Burgess raising the pathetic AWO World Title...but instead we'll see the eWe Flag raising high...Burgess I'll see you there, and watch who comes out with that trash Title...and his name isn't Burgess...it's JOHNNY!...FUCKING!!...CHAOS!!!

Chaos leaves the ring smirking, just as Gaz Black starts to stir. Brutality slides in behind Black and picks up the dildo. Black starts to get to his feet, Brute slaps the dildo across the back of Gaz's head and folds him up like an accordion with a brutal German suplex. UKW's favourite Referee Hans Lapin Der Mat counts the 3 and the fans boo as Brutality's arm is raised in victory.

Sharq: Brutality wins! Brutality wins!

Burgess: That bastard Johnny Chaos just ruined a perfectly good match. He blindsided Gaz!

Sharq: You know what that match was Burge?

Burgess: What?

Sharq: It was a CUNTBREAKER!!!

Burgess: (cheers) WAAAAY!! Ahhhh memories.....

Sharq: We better go before Steele and Tazz get back. I'm just going to leave them with a little present.

Sharq makes straining noises.

Burgess: Are you trying to fart?

Sharq's face drops.

Sharq: Uh oh!! That wasn't a fart!!

Burgess: You'll probably be able to sell those skidmarked undies to one of these fans, they're used to buying SHIT from the EWE merchandise stalls....

Story: Predator has been a pretty good Mid Eastern Champion...only 6 days away from Breaking Laws Record for longest Mid Eastern title Reign...so who's the only man left to stop him?...a man that goes by the name of Kaiser Way who won a Number One Contendership match to earn this shot...can he stop him?...or will Predator set an all new record?

"I and Identify" by POD hits and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as James Mitchel comes threw the curtains carrying a leash, and smiles as he jerks Kaiser threw the curtains who's connected with a dog collar.

Jennifer Sparks: The Following Contest is set for one fall, and is for the eWe Mid Eastern Championship!!...introducing the Challenger, accompanied by James Mitchel...from The Alleies of New York, New York...weighing in at 245 pounds...Kaiser Way!!

The Crowd continues to boo Mitchel who leads Kaiser down to the ring.

Tazz: is it me..or is that kinda freaky?

"My Desire" by Unearth hits the PA and the crowd jumps to their feet as Predator steps threw the curtains with the Mid Eastern Title locked around his waist...

Jennifer Sparks: Now The opponent, from Pittsburg, PA...weighing in at 280 Pounds...he is the current eWe Mid Eastern Champion...The Predator!!!

Predator enters the ring and unhooks the Title, he raises it up showing it off to the cheering crowd...he hands the title to the ref and removes his "You Look Funny" T-Shirt tossing it into the crowd, The Ref Raises the belt up as the bell rings..

MID EASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP
Predator{c} Vs. Kaiser Way

Tazz: Here we go, the first of Five Title Matches here tonight..

Jonathan Steele: First Time all Chaos Titles are on the line in the same night since Extreme OverLoad back in June..

Predator starts pacing around as James smiles...he unhooks the leash and dashes out of the ring, as he does Kaiser races over and takes Predator down with a hard clothesline...Kaiser quickly grabs Predators arm and locks in a armbar...After a few moments Kaiser picks him up by the arm and tosses him up, slamming him into the mat...he hooks the leg, only to get a two count.

Tazz: Kaiser is looking pretty good so far..

Jonathan Steele: The Match ain't over yet Tazz..

Kaiser drags Predator up by the hair and whips him hard into the corner...Kaiser gets him up on the turnbukle and brings him back down hard with a Superplex...Kaiser quickly drags Predator back up and hits a quick DDT, Kaiser then locks in a Side Leg Lock as the ref starts to check on Predator..Predator refuses to give up, but the ref keeps asking...Finaly Pred fights his way over and grabs the ropes...Kaiser lets go of the hold and pulls Pred back up, he locks in and plants a belly to back suplex, Kaiser keeps it locked and hits another, still keeping it locked he goes for three, but Pred rolls around and hits one of his own..

Jonathan Steele: Good counter by the champ..

Tazz: I can see who your going for..

Jonathan Steele: I'm being impartial..

Tazz: And I'm Banging Brittney Spears..

Jonathan Steele: She any good?

The Crowd gets pumped as Predator gets back to his feet and takes Kaiser right back down with a standing drop kick..after a few moments they both get up and Predator whips him into the corner, Pred Charges and Kaiser hits a forarm right in his jaw...Kaiser grabs Predator and whips him into the ropes, Kaiser bends over for the back body drop, but Predator kicks him right in the face and drops a quick DDT!

Tazz: a kick right in the chop!...did you hear that?!

Predator stalks Kaiser to get back up...after a few moments he does and Pred locks in his version of the Tazzmission!

Jonathan Steele: And here it is!...he calls it The FTW!!

Tazz: Maybe it's just me...but why does it look so damn familar?

Tazz scratches his head and tries to figure out why the FTW looks familar to him, as the crowd starts getting behind Predator and chanting for Kaiser to tap!...Just when it looks he may be about ready too...Adrienne Lawson makes her way back down the ramp...she slowly walks up the steps and starts flirting with the ref...Predator releases the hold and is about to go give her a piece of his mind...when he's cracked in the back of the head walking Cane by James Mitchel!!....The Crowd boos as Kaiser makes the cover and Adrienne hops down...the ref turns around and makes the count...yet somehow Predator Barely kicks out!

Jonathan Steele: YES!! he kicks out!...I thought surely he was gonna be screwed!!

Tazz: Steele that's just nasty..

Kaiser gets ticked off and rips Predator up by the hair...he sets him up for the Guardian Way, but Predator rolls out and kicks him in the gut, Connecting The Brinct of Extinction!!...The Crowd Roars and counts with the ref as Predator hooks the leg for the 1!...2!!...3!!!

Jennifer Sparks: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner...And STILL Mid Eastern Champion...The Predator!!!

"My Desire" by Unearth starts back up as The ref hands Predator his title...he raises it up and celebrates for a few minutes before heading back up the ramp..

Story: Vince has truely proved to be a coniving, self centered son of a...Christy knows this better then anyone at the moment...as she fought hard and won the Women's Title Tournament to surely become the Champion...just to find out she had one more match to win...The Diva's Title will be Unified tonight, in an Ultimate X Match between Dream and Christy Chaos...the winner shall be the new Womens champion, once and for all!

The lights dim down and "Just Like You" by 3 Days Grace starts up as Christy Chaos walks out onto the entrance ramp with a very focused look on her face...

Jennifer Sparks: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is an Ultimate X match for the EWE Women's Championship... making her way to the ring first... weighing in at 125 pounds... from Kansas City, Missouri... Christy Chaos!

Christy slides into the ring as the crowd cheers...

Tazz: It's been a while since Christy was in a title match... and her track record isn't so great.

Jonathan Steele: Plus Dream's been on a roll... who knows where this one is going...

Christy's theme dies out as “There It Go” by Juelz Santana starts up and Dream walks out onto the entrance ramp with the EWE Diva title over her shoulder... the crowd boos as she holds it high in the air...

Tazz: With Candice gone... here comes the new lady everyone loves to hate...

Jennifer Sparks: And the opponent... from Boston, Massachusetts... weighing in at 112 pounds... she is your EWE Diva Champion... Dream!

Dream slides into the ring and looks at Christy... The ref takes the title from her as both Christy and Dream look up at the EWE Women's title hanging in the middle of the giant X above the ring... the bell sounds...

WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP Ultimate X
Dream Vs Christy Chaos

The two circle each other for a few moments before finally locking up... Dream trips Christy down with a leg sweep then jumps on her with a quick double stomp... Christy rolls in pain on the floor as the crowd boos.

Tazz: Dream already pleasing the crowd...

Dream picks up Christy and whips her against the ropes, Dream gives Christy a hard back body drop, but Christy's foot brushes the title hanging from the X...

Jonathan Steele: If that belt would have fallen... Christy could have won it!

Dream looks up at the title making sure it doesn't fall... then out of no where, she is speared hard into the turnbuckle by Christy. Christy then runs to the opposite turnbuckle and runs at Dream... she hits a huge Stinger splash... Dream lays in the corner looking in bad shape before Christy runs back to hit another... but Dream moves out of the way, and Christy collides with the steel post holding the X up...

Jonathan Steele: Christy Chaos hard into the pole...

Tazz: That's the way she likes it..

Jonathan Steele: You're nasty!

Dream turns Christy around and lifts her up to the top rope... Dream goes for a top rope hurricanrana, but Christy locks her legs around the top rope... Christy lifts Dream up back up and goes to powerbomb her down, but Dream grabs the X... Christy falls down to the mat as Dream starts to shimmy over to the center...

Tazz: Get her down Christy!

Christy jumps at Dream's feet but Dream lifts hers up... Christy then runs to the ropes and slides out onto the apron... she hops up to the tope rope, then jumps at Christy and hits a hard drop kick sending Dream front flipping onto her back from the X...

Jonathan Steele: AWESOME MOVE!

Dream sits up holding her back in pain... but is then quickly dropkicked by Christy! Christy starts to look towards the turnbuckle... She starts to climb up... she gets her hands on the X as Dream is shown getting up... Dream starts to go to the corner next to the one Christy went up... Dream gets on the X as well, and now it's a fight to the middle...

Tazz: Go Dream!

Jonathan Steele: Go Christy!

Dream is going a little faster... but Christy is working towards the middle as well... they both get pretty close to the title when Dream starts to swing and kick Christy hard with both legs... Christy reaches for the title... Christy gets a hold of it... Dream then jumps onto Christy and they both end up getting pulled down... they both land standing... Christy goes to kick Dream, but Dream catches it, she spins Christy around and hits a kick of her own... Dream then bounces off the ropes and hits the WEAVER!

Tazz: Weaver... Christy is out cold!

Dream stumbles towards the corner and starts to climb up again... she starts to shimmy across the big X towards the middle... Christy slowly gets up...

Jonathan Steele: Hurry up Christy!

Christy grabs Dream's legs... he pulls Dream off the X and powerbombs her hard down to the mat... Christy lifts Dream up still in the powerbomb position and drops Dream for a thunderous second powerbomb... Christy then picks Dream up again and hoists her up into a crucifix powerbomb... Christy pushes Dream high, and Dream grabs the EWE Women's title with her feet! Christy slams Dream down... the title falls as well... Dream rolls onto the title as the ref sees it... and rings the bell...

Jennifer Sparks: The Winner of this Match...And New Women's Champion...Dream!!

Jonathan Steele: Great Match...

Tazz: Indeed it was Steel...Indeed it was...I guess The Ultimate X, Just ain't for the Chaos Family..

Dream's Music starts back up as she slowly heads up the ramp...she pauses on the stage and raises the Title up to the booing crowd, which only makes her smile..

The Crowd waits patiently before "Cocky" by Kid Rock Echos threwout the arena...the crowd stands up and cheer as K~Dawg comes pumped threw the curtains with the Tag Title Locked around his Waste...he waits as Rick soon follows still a little banged up from eariler, also wearing the Tag Title...and of course They are escorted by Lily.

Jennifer Sparks: The Following Contest is set for one fall...and it is for the eWe Tag Team Championships!...introducing first!...accompanied by Lily...From Detroit Michigan....at a combined wait of 417 pounds...They are the eWe Tag Team Champions...Rick Cage & K~Dawg, Detroits Most Wanted!!

DMW Continues down the ramp as the crowd shows them some respect...they both hop on a turnbukle and raise up their belts before handing them to the ref...Their music dies out and the arena goes silent for a few seconds...

Jennifer Sparks: And Introducing The Challengers...

the lights dim down a little and the PA Speakers echo that famous Question.

ARE YOU READY?

The Crowd Nearly hits the roof as the song continues to play and Green Lights flash all over the entrance set...then it comes to that part...you know...BREAK IT DOWN!!...after that HHH, HBK, & Steph come threw the curtains, which somehow impossibly gets the crowd even louder!...HHH goes to the right side of the stage, HBK to the left, both raising up X's with their arms...Stephanie stands in the center with her right hand on her hip..

Jennifer Sparks: Accompanied To The Ring By Stephanie McMahon Helmsley!!...At a combined Weight of 495 pounds!...The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels...and The Game Triple H...They are...D-GENERATION X!!!

The Crowd continues to go nuts as DX Continues down the ramp...They slide into the ring as DMW respectfully rolls out...HHH on one side, HBK on the other, Steph in the middle...funny enough she even joins in...as the 3 of them deliever 4 Cross Chops simintaniously to the 4 Green X's Shooting off behind them...Stephanie stands there with her left hand on her hip, and her right hand pointing at HHH & HBK as they do their traditional center of the ring pose, which now cues HBK's normal Pyro, that is green now...The Crowd is irate as Steph climbs out, the song dies out and DMW enters the ring..

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Detroits Most Wanted{c} Vs D-Generation X

Tazz: Perhaps the most anticipated Tag Match here on Chaos in awhile..is about to kick off..

The Crowd gets ready as HHH and Cage Stand by on the aprons and HBK & Dawg start out the match...HBK and Dawg circle around for a few minutes before finally locking it up...Dawg tries to out power HBK, but HBK answers with a side hip toss...HBK backs up and smiles..Dawg smirks back as he gets back to his feet...HBK Charges with a Clothesline, but Dawg ducks out of the way hits a reverse neckbreaker...Dawg walks over and Tags in Rick as they hit HBK with a Double DDT...Rick covers but HBK kicks out...Rick grabs HBK up and hits a quick Snap Suplex...He flips over into a cover, for another kick out...Rick picks HBK back up again, and irish whips him, but HBK stays attached and sends him hard into the corner...HBK walks over and Tags in Triple H...HHH enters the ring as Cage charges, HHH takes him to the mat with a hard clothesline..

Tazz: Good Impact there by The Game..

Jonathan Steele: Indeed so Tazz...I gotta say, great Teamwork by both teams Thus far...

HHH picks Rick back up and whips him into the ropes, obviously looking for the Spinebuster...but on the return Cage drops him with a Drop Kick...Rick quickly gets back to his feet and tags Dawg back in...HHH gets up and looks at Dawg who has a smirk on his face...he raises up 2 fingers, then puts up a third...HHH's lips say "not tonight" as they lock up...Dawg tries to out power HHH, what was he thinking?...HHH sends him acrossed the ring...Dawg pounds the mat and gets back up...HHH smiles and cockily waves for him to "come to daddy" Dawg wastes no time Charging, but stopping...messing with HHH enough to hit a quick spinning heel kick...HHH holds his jaw as Dawg flies up the turnbukle and crashes back down with a moonsault...after getting a two count Dawg takes HHH to his corner and tags in Rick, as they take him to the mat with a double top rope SuperPlex...Rick rolls into the cover hooking the leg, getting a 2 before HBK breaks it up..

Jonathan Steele: DMW might be starting to isolate The Game here...

HHH gets back to his feet and quickly captures Rick with a face buster...He tries to follow up with the Pedigree, but Rick Counters and hits The C4 Slam!(Angle Slam) Rick crawls over and tags Dawg back in as he climbs up and gives HHH HBK's famous Elbow Drop!...He gets a two count before HBK again breaks it up...Dawg picks HHH up and hits a Streaker..

Jonathan Steele: Streaker!!

Tazz: Where?!...Was it a Female?

Dawg starts stalking HHH as he starts to slowly get up...as he gets there Dawg looks For Da Meat Hook, but HHH shoves him off onto the mat...Dawg gets back up and charges at HHH, who drops him with a Spinebuster!!...HHH tries to catch his breath as HBK starts pounding the top turnbukle..HHH and Dawg slowly start towards eachother's corners...and at the same time both make the tag...HBK comes in fired up, duh just like always when there is a tag after being isolated...HBK hits Cage with a Diving Clothesline and waits for him to get back up...Cage gets up and HBK drops him with a standing Drop Kick...as he gets back up he notices Dawg coming at him, so he side steps and sends him over the top...

Jonathan Steele: The Show Stopper is all pumped up now!

HBK continues on and bounces off the ropes...he catches Rick with the diving Clothesline and waits a few seconds on the mat...before popping up like a pimple on prom night...He Grabs Rick and gives him the Scoop Slam before climbing up top...he smirks at the crowd and measures Rick up...before giving the ol Cross Chop followed by the Flying Elbow!!...HBK gets all hyped up as he plays to the crowd and walks over to the opposite corner...he grabs the top rope...and starts a stompin!!

Tazz: Looks Like HBK's Tuning Up The Band!!

HBK continues to tune up the band until Rick slowly starts getting to his feet...HBK goes in motion, but half way accrossed the ring it's broken up, By Da Meat Hook!!

Jonathan Steele: K~Dawg may of just saved the Titles!!

Dawg rolls back out and Rick turns around...he notices HBK is out so he hooks the leg...but JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME...HHH BREAKS IT UP!...HHH gets up and finds himself in a slug fest with K~Dawg...Rick pries HBK up and they too start exchanging blows...all 4 men in the ring at the same time exhanging lefts and rights...this war continues awhile and the ref loses track who the legal men are...K~Dawg soon catches HHH with The Fear Factor!

Jonathan Steele: We don't see that one much...

Tazz: Maybe that's cause Jay isn't a fan of TNA, so he has no idea what AJ Styles Spiral Tap even is...have you thought about that Steele?

Jonathan Steele: Ummm...

Going with the information Tazz just gave, I won't even say if there is a cover or a subbmission...just know that HBK breaks it up before the 3/tap out...The madness continues on until noone even knows who the legal men are..

Jonathan Steele: Do you even remember who the Legal Men are?

Tazz: Who cares...this is nuts!...and quit trying to kiss Jay's ass..

Rick tries for a C4 Slam on HBK, but HBK Counters and hits a fast Drop Kick...HBK then starts tuning up the Band for the 2nd time...meanwhile Dawg looks for another Meat Hook on Trips...but Trips counters and shoves him off...Dawg comes back for more, only to take a Face Buster...HHH gives Dawg The Cross Chop as Rick starts getting up...at the same time HHH hits Dawg with the Pedigree and Rick takes some Sweet Chin Music!!...The crowd go nuts as both take the cover and the ref slides in the middle to make the count...1...2...3!!!

Jonathan Steele: And there it is!!

Tazz: New Champs!!!

Jennifer Sparks: Here are your winners...And NEW EWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!...D-GENERATION X!!!

"Break It Down" Pumps back threw the PA System as The Ref Hands HHH & HBK their titles...Stephanie enters the ring to help them celebrate as HHH gives her a Hug and a kiss...They both hand the titles to her as HHH and HBK do the 4 Cross chops again to the 4 Green X's..

Jonathan Steele: History Made...Christmas Eve of 2006!!...The 1st ever 2x Tag Team Champions in eWe History!!

Tazz: And they go by D-Generation X!!!

DX Continues to celebrate as they start to make their exit...but not up the ramp, but rather threw the crowd...

Story: A Dream Match to many...Could say the 1st time they met, was Rikku's eWe Debut...January of 2005...a 10 person Battle royal for the #10 Spot in eWe's 1st and only Royal Rumble Match...Rikku won that match, with participants featuring Toxic Angel among others...but what would happen in a 1 on 1 encounter?...we are about to find out folks...Rikku made the big trade...and was fooled by Toxic Angel into thinking she was her friend...only to cost her a loss against Candice...so the stage is set...but who will it be?...who will be The Last Woman Standing!

The Crowd waits Vigorously until "Real Emotion" echoes around the arena..The Crowd hops to their feet as Rikku happily skips threw the curtains..

Jennifer Sparks: The Following Contest is a Last Woman Standing Match...introducing first...from Spira...Rikku!!!

The Crowd continues to cheer as Rikku happily skips down the ramp and rolls into the ring...she removes her Hulkamania shirt, which makes fans cheer more, expecially the males...she tosses it into the crowd...she starts to get focused, when she smiles and retrieves 2 more shirts inside her pants and tosses them into the crowd as well...

Tazz: Whatever Got fans got them shirts...they are very very lucky!...hey if you guys can hear me, tell me what she smells like!!

"The World is a Vampire" By Smashing Pumpkins hit the PA as the cheers change to boos and TA & Zander step threw the curtains..

Jennifer Sparks: The opponent...accompanied by Zander...From Montreal, Quebec, Canada...Toxic Angel!!

The crowd continues to boo as they walk down the ramp...TA sees a Sign in the front row that says "Toxic Angel Gave Me Aids" She snatches it and rips it up, throwing it back in the fans face...She slides into the ring and gives Rikku one of the coldest stares you'd ever seen...and all Rikku can do is smile, and wave enthusically

LAST WOMAN STANDING
Rikku Vs Toxic Angel

Rikku cheerfully skips around as TA still gives that cold look..Rikku skips forward and puts her hand out...TA looks at it for a second before slapping it away...Rikku frowns and sticks it out again...TA shakes her head and grabs her hand...Rikku smiles, until TA gives her a hard clothesline..

Jonathan Steele: Glad to see our Hall of Famer has good sportsmanship..

Tazz: Don't you mean Sportswomanship?...and who cares, this is a Last Woman Standing Match Steele...it's gonna get Brutal, if Rikku can't get sadistic...she hasn't got a prayer..

Jonathan Steele: Telling Rikku to get sadistic...is like telling AWO to put on a good show..

The Crowd boos TA as she grabs Rikku up by the hair and hits a quick snap suplex..TA wastes no time rolling out of the ring and walking over to the Time Keeper...she flashes a smile, before tossing him on his ass and taking the Chair inside the ring...She smacks the Mat and waits for Rikku to get up...as she does she quickly Drop Kicks the chair back in her face!

Jonathan Steele: Alright Rikku!

The Crowd of course gets behind Rikku as she climbs up on the turnbukle She smiles and waits for TA to get up...when she does she soars off connecting a Missle Drop Kick...Rikku waits over in the corner as the ref counts a 3 before TA is back up...Rikku comes at TA as TA side steps and slams her into the ring post!...Rikku holds her shoulder as TA Charges Rikku ducks out of the way and jumps up on the ropes doing a corkscrew landing on TA...Rikku climbs the turnbukle and is looking for a Moonsault...as she comes down TA grabs the chair at the last second and smacks her in the face!

Tazz: Now that had to hurt!

Jonathan Steele: I believe they both took damage on that one..

The Ref starts to count as the crowd starts ranting and cheering....at about 6 both girls make it to their feet...Rikku comes at TA but TA moves out of the way and hits a Reverse NeckBreaker...she Grabs Rikku up by the hair and hits The Toxic!!...The Crowd boos as TA walks over and catches her breath in the corner as Rikku lays out cold...1...2...3...4...5...6....7....8...Rikku pulls herself up with the ropes...TA gets frustrated and charges...Rikku pulls down the top rope as TA falls out to the floor...Rikku waits for her to get back up before leaping over and crashing on top!

Tazz: High Flying Diva's!...I LOVE IT!

Rikku gets up and starts to irish whip TA, TA keeps connected and slams Rikku hard into the Steel Steps!!...The crowd boos as TA pulls a Ladder out from Under the Ring and slides it inside...She retrieves a Table and slides it in as well...she then grabs Rikku and rolls her in...TA sets both the Table and the ladder up before turning to grab Rikku to put her on it, but when she turns around she's hit with the Hyper Drive!!

Tazz: Goodnight Irene..

Jonathan Steele: Actually her real name is Eliza..

Rikku rests in the corner as the ref begins the count...1...2...3....4....5....6....7...8...9....TA barely makes it up!...Rikku can't believe as she starts towards TA...TA grabs the chair and catches Rikku right between the Eyes!!...the crowd boos as TA smiles and rolls Rikku onto the table...she begins climbing the ladder?

Tazz: When did this become a Ladder Match?

Jonathan Steele: I'm forseeing a D-Tox off the Ladder threw the table..

Tazz: You need to get out more..

TA slowly but surely makes it to the top of the ladder...She looks down and notices Rikku ain't on the table anymore...she then looks over at about the same time Rikku reaches the top of the other side...They begin Exchanging Rights before TA is looking for a SuperPlex...but Rikku fights her way out of hit...The Ladder starts to wobble as Rikku reaches over and grabs TA...she leaps off and somehow, threw mid air...hits the Hyper Drive all the way down crashing threw the Table!!

Tazz: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Jonathan Steele: AMAZING!!

The Crowd chants "Holly Shit" as the ref starts the count...1...2....3....4....5....6...Rikku makes it to her feet...7....8....9....10!!!

Jennifer Sparks: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner...Rikku!!

Tazz: That Match was off the Chain..

Jonathan Steele: I couldn't agree more Tazz...

Rikku slowly walks up the ramp with a smile on her face..