[#38] EWE American Revolution: July 8th, 2007

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DATE July 8th, 2007
VENUE Washington D.C.
THEME "Real American" by Jim Johnston
PROMOTION Xplosion Brand Exclusive
TURNOUT 28 RolePlays
RECOVERY STATUS Recovered with WayBack Machine

Mainline Murder by Lars Ferdersin plays as Sterling James Keenan comes out to a mixed reaction. A large majority are cheering the roof off for him, but there are a flurry of boos. Don't Waste my Time by Jim Johnston then blares and out comes Elija.. I mean Chris Zero to a considerable pop. They enter the ring and then wait for their opponents

Jimmy Justice: "Well word has it that SJK, beat the crap out of Alex Shelley so bad this past week. That he ran away to quit in fear of this dude"

Kenny Greenwood: "Yep that's right, EWE is officially without Alex Shelley anymore. You can bring your kids out now ladies and gentlemen, his reign of terror is over"

Jimmy Justice: "What about his partner KG, he seems to be forgotten throughout this whole ordeal"

Kenny Greenwood: "Ouhh right yeah, Chris Zero, a phenomenal athlete, both him and SJK have had there ups and downs, but the looks to go on the path upwards here"

"Yeah" by Usher rocks over the PA system, as Brent Acid & Syco come rushing out to a respectable pop. They rush into the ring, and then simultaneously pose for the crowd on the turnbuckles, before flipping back to high five each other

Kenny Greenwood: "Its been rocky roads for Future Shock as of late, but this is there perfect opportunity to prove why they are a force to be reckoned with"

Jimmy Justice: "Well they gotta watch out for dirty underhand tactics, something which the bad guys have been utilising against them recently"

Kenny Greenwood: "Zero & SJK aren't bad guys though. With the athletic entertainment of Syco & Brent Acid, I doub't that'll happen tonight"

Opening Match : Tag Team Match

Chris Zero & SJK vs Brent Acid & Syco

Acid & Zero start things off. Brent flies at Zero with a Bad Trip, followed by a Discus Elbow Smash. Acid goes for the quick pin but Zero kicks out. Acid then goes for a Yakuza Kick but Zero pushes Acid and then reverses with a Zero Luck Super Kick. Zero then stalks Acid before putting him into the Zero to Hero for a Hangman DDT. He goes for the pin and gets a close two count

Jimmy Justice: "Ouhh Zero almost had it there"

Kenny Greenwood: "Its been quite a good technical match so far"

Acid then tags in Syco. Who comes charging at Zero with a spear, making him float in the air. Syco then clubs him round the head with the side of his fist, before going for the Comic Atomic, he goes for the pin, but Zero kicks out. Zero goes to tag SJK, but Syco tags in Acid who then stops Zero in his tracks with a Shovel Driver. He then goes for the Acid Lock. As Zero scurries to the ropes. Acid then goes for a tornado ddt, but Zero reverses it into a Ground Zero. He then tags in SJK who begins cleaning house with a Backbuster to Acid, and then a STO against the ropes on Syco. He then goes for a Helter Skelter on Acid, who suffocates for dear life, before trying to reverse the maneuever into a Blue Thunder Bomb, only to have SJK power out and lock him into a Fireman Carry into Backbreaker.

Jimmy Justice: "SJK is fuming here tonight"

Kenny Greenwood: "He seems ready for sure"

Acid then crawls over to tag in Syco. Syco then goes at SJK with a Backseat Driver. SJK then gets back to his feet and goes for a release dragon suplex, he goes for the pin but Syco kicks out. Syco out of nowhere goes for a cradle breaker, but then SJK reverses it into the MK ULTRA to get the 3 count

Winners: SJK & Chris Zero

Kenny Greenwood: "SJK and Zero win, and what a match"

Jimmy Justice: "Yeah I suppose, cracking encounter"

*CHAOS FORWARD*

(ACCORDING TO THE DATE OF THE RELEASE OF THIS EVENT, THIS HASN'T HAPPENED YET, BUT IN REALITY IT HAS)

- John Cenas passes out in a submission match as the 15 match Undefeated Streak Ends thanks to Alex Stone

- Lynx Madison ends the eight match undefeated streak of Scotty Blaze, with some classic heel tactis

- The Extreme Connection run rampant. As Johnny watches Austin drink beer

- HBK turns on Triple H. Has Michaels turned on god? Or Did he have a boner

- Catch Replays of Monday Night Chaos online at ewe-wrestling.net

An opening guitar, very heavy-metalish tune begins to echo throughout the massive arena, which makes all the fans go nuts. From the top of the entrance ramp steps out the often imitated, never duplicated Beavis and Butt-Head, wearing 80's band shirts, black shoes, red and blue shorts, and their huge hair flopping as they walk..

Jimmy Justice: Well Kenny here comes one of the more loved superstars here on Xplosion, in that of Beavis and Butt-Head.

Kenny Greenwood: Right you are, partner. The fans always love to see these two in the squared circle!

They continue down to the ring, and as they get in and just kinda stand there almost as if they're just a couple of teenagers, their music begins to fade, only to be continued by "Fuck The Word" by ICP. The fans boo, with the exception of the 70 or 80 Juggalos in the arena. We look at the entrance way, but no one comes out. The cameras cut to a little area near the entrance ramp where we see the Insane Clown Posse and a crowd of Juggalos shooting Faygo and whatnots in their little secluded area..

Kenny Greenwood: What the hell?

Jimmy Justice: I looked it up on the Internet, Kenny.. ICP and their cult-like followers completely mark for Faygo, like.. a lot.

They then jump the guard rail and slide in the ring. ICP stares down the two teens, and again, they just kinda stand their, as if they don't even know what's going on.

Match Two : Future Tag Title Shot Match

Beavis & Butthead vs Insane Clown Posse

The match starts with Violent J and Butt-Head inside of the ring, with their partners in their corners. J dares Butt-Head to go after him, and after a while of waiting, J finally just runs to Butt-Head. He looks for a body splash, but BH moves out of the way. J looks pissed as BH laughs. J then grabs BH by the neck, then lifts him up in a press slam position.

Kenny Greenwood: And there we see the raw power that Violent J brings to the table.

J does some presses with BH, taunting about his strength. He then turns to the crowd and smiles, as they all go crazy..

Jimmy Justice: Wait, wait, wait... you don't think..?

J then tosses BH from the ring into the crowd. The crowd catches him, and crowd surfs BH for a little, before dumping him back out to the ring area.. BH is hurt, obviously, but he's able to struggle his way back into the ring. J runs at him again for God knows what, but BH is able to duck once more, only this time he pulls down the top rope and causes J to barrel to the outside, making the fans pop once again.

Kenny Greenwood: Wow, some actual offense there from Butt-Head.

Beavis then yells some stuff to Butt-Head, but our cameras don't pick it up. Although, whatever he was saying, makes Butt-Head slap Beavis. The ref counts it as a tag and makes BH leave and Beavis enter. J is now back in the ring, and his first move is to tag in Shaggy 2 Dope. Dope stares down Beavis, obviously having both experience and weight edges. Dope runs at Beavis, and while the ref is still getting BH out of the ring, Beavis just kicks Dope in the nuts. The fans laugh as Dope's eyes cross. The ref now turns around, but being how he didn't see it, no one is DQ'd.

Jimmy Justice: Didn't think Beavis would have the guts to cheat.

Kenny Greenwood: ...or the brains.

BH jumps off of the apron and reaches under the ring. He pulls out a little Styrofoam cup marked "Starbucks". While Beavis climbs the ropes, BH gives Beavis the cup. Beavis drinks from it, then throws it back at BH. He gets a crazed look in his eye, then flips his shirt over his head. He shakes his head rapidly before leaping off to Dope with a 900 splash. The fans go crazy, and as BH splashes the rest of the coffee on J, causing him to not be able to break up the pin due to the pain from the burning, Beavis gets the 3 over Dope!

Winners: Beavis & Butthead

BLUE PANTHER RETURNS NEXT WEEK CLICK VIDEO TO FEEL THE HYPE

Jimmy Justice: "Panthers coming back eh?"

Kenny Greenwood: "Yep, apparently he's been recuperating in Portugal. But he will be in the ring live next week on Xplosion"

Jimmy Justice: "Word went around that this is just a scam, and we wont see him back till 2010"

Kenny Greenwood: "I believe that was started as a running joke by Dan Taylor"

Jimmy Justice: "If I were gay and had a penis like a african, I'd so go anal on him"

Kenny Greenwood: ""

Jesse Ventura: The following match is scheduled for one fall.

"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses comes over the PA as we see White Tiger make his way onto the ramp

Jesse Ventura: Making his way to the ring at the time. From Rawlins Wyoming White Tiger!!!

Tiger makes his way down the ramp heading towards the ring as we hear the cheers from the crowd. Tiger climbs into the ring as he begins to bounce off the ropes waiting for his opponent

"King of My World" by Saliva comes over the PA as we see Ciaran Michaels make his way out to the ramp

Jesse Ventura: Making his way to the ring. From San Antonio Texas Ciaran Michaels!!!

Michaels makes his way down the ramp as we see Tiger standing in the middle of the ring staring at his opponent. Michaels climbs into the ring as he & Tiger stand toe to toe with one another as we hear the bell sound

Match Three : Submission (Benoit Tribute) Match

Ciaran Michaels vs White Tiger

The bell sounds as Michaels & Tiger circle the middle of the ring before locking up as the match up begins. Michaels backs Tiger into the ropes as the referee calls for a break Michaels backs away before driving his thumb into the eye of Tiger. Michaels whips tiger into the ropes catching him with a spine buster as we hear the crowd boo. Michaels makes a quick cover on Tiger 1..2.. Tiger kicks out

Jimmy Justice:Ciaran Michaels tried to score the early win early but White Tiger managed to kick out.

Michaels picks up Tiger and whips him into a corner. Michaels then charges into the corner towards Tiger who gets his right foot up just in time to block Michaels as we see Michaels staggering away from the corner. Tiger charges out of the corner knocking Michaels down with a clothesline as we see the crowd jump to there feet

Kenny Greenwood:White Tiger just exploded out of that corner and almost took off Michaels' head with that clothesline.

Jimmy Justice:He certainly did Kenny. And now the question is can tiger follow up on this?

White Tiger gets up to his feet as we see Ciaran Michaels using the ropes to get to his feet. Tiger charges at Michaels but Michaels grabs hold of the top rope causing Tiger to fall over and out to the floor. Michaels rolls under the bottom rope out to the floor as we see him pick up Tiger as he drives his back into the apron of the ring. Michaels repeats this process a second time as we hear Tiger scream out in pain as he holds his lower back. Michaels continues the assault tossing Tiger into the ring steps as we hear the referee's count reaching eight, Michaels rolls into the ring breaking the count as he rolls out to the floor to continue his assault on White Tiger

Michaels picks up Tiger bouncing his head off the ring steps before tossing him into the ring as Michaels climbs to the top rope as we see Tiger stagger to his feet. Tiger turns around facing the corner as Michaels comes off the turnbuckle with a cross body block but tiger drops to the mat causing Michaels to miss as he lands hard on his chest. Tiger gets to his feet walking over to where Michaels landed as he picks him up and nails him with a short arm clothesline. Tiger picks up Michaels once again as he throws him into the ropes looking for the Eye of the Tiger Slam Michaels comes off the ropes as Tiger catches Michaels starting the slam but Michaels counters with a variation of a jaw breaker as Tiger falls towards the mat. Michaels goes after tiger trying to apply the San Antonio Crossface but Tiger counters the attempt rolling out to the floor as Michaels gets to his feet and kicks the bottom rope

Kenny Greenwood:Michaels tried to end the match with his cross face but White Tiger countered it and escaped to the floor.

Tiger climbs onto the apron as Michaels tries to grab him but tiger drives his shoulder into the gut of Michaels. Tiger then grabs Michaels' neck dropping it across the top rope as we see Michaels fall back to the mat. Tiger then rolls into the ring covering Michaels 1..2.. Michaels kicks out. Tiger picks up Michaels as he looks to hit a suplex but Michaels blocks it. Again tiger goes for the suplex and again Michaels counters it. Tiger releases the suplex swinging for a clothesline to Michaels but Michaels ducks and grabs hold of tiger's arm quickly locking in the San Antonio Crossface as we see both men fall to the mat as Michaels locks in the hold

Jimmy Justice: He's got it applied. Michaels has the crossface on White Tiger and I don't see an escape for Tiger.

White Tiger tries to fight the hold looking for a way to reach the ropes as Michaels just keeps the pressure locked in on Tiger who finally gives in tapping the mat as the bell sounds

Winner: Ciaran Michaels

Jesse Ventura:The winner by Submission Ciaran Michaels!!

The bell sounds as the referee tells Michaels to release the hold. Michaels releases the hold as King of My World" comes over the PA and we see Michaels get to his feet as the referee raises his hand in victory. Michaels climbs out of the ring walking up the ramp as we see the referee check on White Tiger

Jesse Ventura: The following match is scheduled for one fall.

"Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi comes over the PA as we see Chris Steel come through the curtain

Jesse Ventura: Making his way to the ring from Chicago Illinois Chris Steel!!!

Steel makes his way down the ramp as we see his manager Briana Banks following behind him. Steel walks to the apron of the ring as he climbs up and steps through the ropes as we see his manager stands outside the ring clapping as Steel poses for a moment

"Almost Over" comes over the PA as Mr. Man makes his way through the curtain

Jesse Ventura: And his opponent making his way to the ring. He hails from Miami Florida Mr. Man!!!

Man walks down the ramp to the cheers of the crowd. Man stops near the ring looking over at Banks as he gives her a wink & smile before turning back towards the ring as we see Chris Steel come flying over the top rope landing on top of Man as the bell sounds

Match Four : X-Division Championship Match

Mr.Man[c] vs Chris Steel

Steel gets up to his feet after having landed on top of Man whose laying on the floor. Steel picks up Man bouncing his head off the apron as we hear the referee's count reaching six. Steel tosses Man into the ring following after him as he goes for a quick cover 1..2.. Man kicks out

Kenny Greenwood:You've got to be kidding me? Why go for a cover so early?

Jimmy Justice:Well you have to admit that after hitting that big splash on the floor that it seemed like a good idea.

Steel picks up Man but Man counters with a thumb to the eye. Man follows up with a dropkick as Steel quickly gets back to his feet only to be dropkicked a second time before rolling out to the floor as Man throws his arms up into the air as the crowd cheers. Steel walks around outside the ring trying to collect his thoughts meanwhile Man walks over to the ropes grabbing hold of the top rope as he launches himself up and over onto Steel drawing more cheers from the crowd. Man gets to his feet picking up Steel as he tosses him into the ring. Man climbs onto the apron and starts up to the top rope but he's suddenly distracted by Briana Banks who grabs hold of Man's foot keeping him from getting to the top rope

Kenny Greenwood:I can't believe this. Mr. Man is being hassled by Steel's manager and for what?

Man finally shakes off Banks and gets up to the top rope but by that time Steel has made it to his feet as he cuts off Man leaving him on the top rope. Steel climbs up to the second rope as he grabs Man for what looks to be a top rope suplex but Man counters landing blow after blow to the gut of Steel causing him to break his grip. Steel tries for the suplex a second time but again Man fights him off causing him to finally fall off the top rope but Steel manages to land on his feet. Man stand on the top rope as he leaps off catching Steel with a hurricaranna from the tope rope. Both men land on the mat as Banks climbs onto the apron getting the referee's attention as she tosses a pair of brass knuckles into the ring right to Steel

Kenny Greenwood:Did you just see what went flying into the ring?

Jimmy Justice:I certainly did Kenny. And were going to see that weapon at work right now.

Steel puts on the brass knuckles as he gets up to his feet looking to land the knockout shot on man. Steel swings but misses as Man ducks the shot. Man catches Steel with a right hand causing him to drop the brass knuckles to the mat. Man delivers a knee to the gut of Steel before picking him up for the Future Shock as we see Steel land on the mat as Man makes the cover 1..2..3!!!

Winner & STILL X-Division Champion: Mr.Man

Jesse Ventura:Your winner by pin fall. Mr. Man!!!

"Almost Over" comes over the PA as we see Man get up to his feet as Briana banks is out on the floor shaking her head in disgust as we see Steel laying on the mat

Kenny Greenwood:Even after Steel tried to cheat Mr. Man picked up the win here at American Revolution.

Jimmy Justice:Your right it was a good match even with the cheating. Nice win here for Mr. Man.

The referee raises Man's hand in the air before he climbs out of the ring and starts to walk up the ramp as we see Briana Banks climbing into the ring to check on Chris Steel.
Just as Mr.Man is about to brusk through the curtain "Hoshal" blares as the
crowd cheer, as Law comes out, looking rather professional

Law: Earlier on tonight, there were two scheduled matches to take place, yet due to unforeseen circumstances, neither of them happened

Law: The matches in question were, Alter-Nate vs Wraith & Austin Paul vs The Rock. Both matches had value to them, but obviously the unprofessional conduct of these four wrestlers, didn't convey that message

Law: So as a punishment I am sending both Alter-Nate & Wraith back to curtain jerking on Download. No-showers is not tolerated for a Pay-Per-View

Law: While the circumstances surrounding Austin Paul & The Rock were slightly different and understandable, nevertheless a champion not defending his belt at any show makes me and the Xplosion management wonder whether that person is worthy of holding the belt

Law: If it were up to me Austin Paul would be stripped off the Pure Championship belt for his unprofessional conduct. And The Rock would be sent back to Hollywood, where it may be acceptable to miss a day or two on the movie set

Law: It is only due to Jenna' persistence that any of these men are lucky to still have a job, let alone a place one the show

Law: Now this is where you Manuel, and you Christopher are entwined in this message

Law: Chris, it's no secret that I'm gagging to teach you a lesson for your unauthorized attacks on me and Jenna last month, and then Austin Paul a few weeks ago. And Manny with Nate and Wraith failing to show, you're out of a challenger.

Law: However with Summerslam looming round the corner, I suppose it is time we heated things up abit don't you think

Chris Steel: Get to the damn point, you washed up bitch

Law: Shut your bloody trap, I'm speaking, say another word and I will fuckin fire you

Law: So Mr.Man I suppose you could say you have an easy ride up until now to Summerslam, because next week on Xplosion, is the return of the annual X-Cup.

Law: 8 Superstars will compete in the X-Cup to determine the no.1 contender to Mr.Man' X-Division Title at Summerslam.

Law: And Chris Steel, you'll be included in that, and you better pray to god you win it

Law: Because if you don't, you'll have something far worse than just the embarrassment of losing to deal with

Law: You'll have a match in that ring with my presence

Jesse Ventura: The following is the EWE Tag title match and it is scheduled for one fall.

"Rock Superstar" comes over the PA as Danny danger walks through the curtain

Jesse Ventura: Making his way to the ring. He
is one half of the challengers Danny Danger!

Danger walks to the halfway point of the ramp before stopping as "Focus Shall Not Fail" comes over the PA

Jesse Ventura: And his tag partner and second half of Chaotic Saints Predator!!!

Predator makes his way down the ramp joining his tag partner as the two men walks the rest of the way down the ramp climbing into the ring as we hear the cheers from the crowd

"Break It Down" comes over the PA as the crowd goes nuts as the arena's lights turn off as we see green strobe lights filling the arena

Jesse Ventura: And there opponents. They are the current EWE Tag team champions. Shawn Michaels & Triple H. Degeneration X!!!

Triple H & HBK walk through the curtain holding there tag titles high in the air as the cheers from the crowd continue. Triple H & HBK makes there way slowly down the ramp keeping there focus on the ring and there opponents

HBK & Triple H makes there way into the ring handing over the tag titles to the referee who raises them high into the air as the bell sounds

Match Five : Tag Team Championship Match

DX[c] vs Chaotic Saints

The bell sounds as Danger & HBK start things off. Both men circle the ring before locking up as HBK gets the quick upper hand scoring with a knee to Danger. HBK whips Danger into the ropes catching him with a back elbow as he follows it up with a knee drop. HBK then locks in a rear chin lock keeping Danger grounded on the mat

Jimmy Justice: Well HBK sure has the upper hand to start off.

HBK keeps the rear chin lock applied as we see Danger fight to his feet. Danger scores with an elbow to the gut of Michaels. Danger drives in several more elbow shots before Michaels breaks his grip Danger runs to the ropes catching Michaels with a clothesline. Danger runs off the other side of the ring catching Michaels with another clothesline as the crowd cheers Danger on. Danger finally stops grabbing Michaels and pulling him over towards the corner as he makes the tag to Predator who enters the ring. Danger holds HBK in place as Predator drives his boot into the gut of Michaels who falls to the mat in pain

Predator picks up Michaels who gets a thumb into the eye of Predator buying himself enough time to tag in Triple H who enters the ring and charges after Predator but Predator is ready as he catches Triple H with a spine buster. Predator makes the cover 1..2.. Triple H kicks out. Predator picks up Triple H throwing him into the corner Predator charges into the corner but Triple H gets his foot up stopping Predator dead in his tracks. Triple H then charges out of the corner knocking down Predator with a clothesline before mounting him as he begins punching Predator in the head. The referee warns Triple H to stop as Triple H does so getting up to his feet as he makes the tag to HBK. HBK enters the ring dropping an elbow onto Predator before stomping away at him

Kenny Greenwood:The champs are in total control so far.

HBK picks up Predator throwing him into the ropes but Predator counters it sending HBK into the ropes but HBK scores with a flying forearm to Predator knocking the big man down. The crowd begins cheering as we see HBK pop up to his feet as Predator gets up. HBK grabs Predator nailing him with a reverse atomic drop followed by a right hand knocking him to the mat. Predator gets to his feet as we see HBK scoop slam Predator in the middle of the ring. HBK then climbs up to the top rope looking to deliver an elbow drop but he's cut off by Danger who pushes HBK off the top rope and down to the mat. Danger then climbs into the ring mounting HBK as he drills him with shot after shot. Finally Triple H enters the ring pulling Danger off HBK but Triple H gets caught with a right hand from Danger knocking him down as he once again mounts HBK and begins punching away at him

Jimmy Justice:I think Danny Danger has lost his mind.

Predator gets to his feet and pulls his partner off HBK. Predator tells Danger to get back on the apron which allows Triple H enough time to get to his feet as he drops Predator from behind with a forearm shot. Danger goes after Triple H but is caught with a spine buster for his trouble. Triple H then picks up Danger hooking him up for the Pedigree as we hear the crowd cheering. Triple H drives Danger into the mat with the Pedigree as Predator gets to his feet as does HBK. HBK tries for Sweet Chin music but Predator ducks and catches HBK with a big boot. Predator then grabs Triple H setting him up for the Saints Revenge but Triple H counters with elbows to the head of Predator as we see Danger still laying on the mat

Triple H lands on his feet as he turns Predator around kicking him in the gut as he looks for the Pedigree. Triple H gets Predator set up for the Pedigree as we see Danger getting to his feet as well as HBK. HBK sees Danger going for Triple H HBK lines up Danger for the Sweet Chin Music but Danger moves out of the way as HBK instead nails Triple H with the Sweet Chin Music before he can deliver the Pedigree to Predator. Danger grabs Shawn Michaels delivering D7X and putting him out of the match. Meanwhile we see Predator get up to his feet as HHH goes for the Pedigree but Predator counters as he lifts him up and delivers Saints Revenge knocking HHH out cold as he covers him 1..2..3!!!

Winners & NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Chaotic
Saints

Jesse Ventura: Here are your winners & NEW EWE Tag Champions Predator & Danny Danger Chaotic Saints!!

"Focus Shall Not Fail" comes over the PA as the referee hands Predator & Danger the tag titles. Both men look at the belts and then at one another before lifting them high into the air

Kenny Greenwood: Well the reign of DX is over. We've got new tag champions.

Jimmy Justice: That's right Kenny. Chaotic Saints are now the tag champions of EWE.

Danger & Predator leave the ring as the referee checks on DX

The Scene opens as we see Dan Taylor walking up a drive way, being followed by some girls

Dan Taylor: " I dont know ladies, this is a very exclusive party...it might get crazy in there.. "

The Camera's now go inside the party, where we see someone going to the fridge...opening it to see it empty...the camera's come out to see a familar bald guy

Steve Austin: " Who the Hell Drank all my beer?! "

The Camera's go outside where we see Alex Stone, looking pretty buzzed as he has the eWe Title over his shoulder and a beer in his hand, as well as many empty cans laying on the table in front of him....farther down the table we see Predator eating himself a burger..

Predator: " This Tastes Funny.. "

The Camera's move around alittle, seeing Johnny Chaos standing up on a podium..

Johnny Chaos: " Attention everyone!...never forget the name...Joh "

He's cracked over the head with a guitar..

Jeff Jarrett: " Shut up, SLAPNUT! "

The camera's move some more as we see Sean Lewis at the top of the high dive with a masked wrestler

Slug: " THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD! "

Suddenly Lewis gives the Masked Wrestler a Gloria all the way down into the pool..the camera follows the splash, where we see various eWe Diva's like Christy, Brooke, Ana, Daisy, even Jenna in bikini's tanning...we can see 4 guys observing from a distance...as we go to see who they are...Trish and Christian walk in the way..

Christian Cage: " Now will you dump Chris to be with me? "

Trish Stratus: " no... "

Christian Cage: " ........How bout now? "

Trish rolls her eyes and keeps walking...as Christian continues to follow...now the camera goes to those guys still observing the tanning Diva's.

K~Dawg: " That's Hot Dog... "

Mr. Man: " That it is...but this party is missing something.. "

K~Dawg: " More hot babes... "

Rick Cage: " Naked! "

Scotty Blaze: " That's what I'm talking about! "

Mr. Man: " that too...but actually..it needs more "

Danny Danger: " HAYDEN!! "

The Camera's spin to see Danger running up to Cameron Hayden, who just arrived..

Danny Danger: " What's up man?! "

Hayden gives him a look, then blows him off walking on..

Danny Danger: " jerk... "

Android #18: " Didn't I tell you to RolePlay? "

Danger looks at Eighteen, then his eyes light up..

Danny Danger: " OH SNAP! "

Danger runs off as Eighteen shakes her head...as Danger runs out of the party, we see Nero Coming in along with Alkatraz, they are quickly approached by Alex Shelly..

Alex Shelly: " NERO! "

Nero Phoenix: " uh...hi? "

Alex Shelly: " Did you bring your Daughter? "

Nero Phoenix: " no... "

Alex Shelly: " AWW MAN! "

Shelly leaves the party in dissappointment while Nero and Alkatraz look at eachother in confusion....The Camera's move more as we See Slade Craven and Assassin in dissapointment...

Slade Craven: " Man, this party blows...let's get out of here.. "

Assassin: " I hear ya.. "

John Cena: " hey guys hold on..wanna see some magic? "

Slade and Assassin look at eachother and shrug their shoulders...Cena smiles and steps by a open shed..

John Cena: " YOU CAN SEE ME "

Cena steps into the shed shutting the door..

John Cena: " YOU CAN'T SEE ME! "

Cena comes back out smiling and says it again..

John Cena: " YOU CAN SEE ME "

He steps back into the shed...but this time as he shuts the door...Lynx Madison walks by, putting a Padlock on it...he walks off and seconds later a Semi Truck runs right threw the shed...the camera flees to the drivers door...as Chris Steel steps out, dusting his hands....The Camera's come around as we see DX at the grill...Ron Simmons steps up behind them...they both step to each side as Ron walks up and opens it...Green Slime shoots out all over him...as he tries to wipe himself off

Ron Simmons: " ......DAMN!! "

eWe Announcer: " CHAOS AND XPLOSION JOIN TOGETHER, TO INVITE YOU TO THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE SUMMER!!! "

eWe Announcer: " EWE SUMMER SLAM!...LIVE FROM THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS ARENA, MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK NEW YORK, AUGUST 26TH AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!!! "

The Camera's now show Dan Taylor again, standing at the entrance with the girls..

Dan Taylor: " See what I mean.. "

The Camera's fade to black...

To Be Continued

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Jimmy Justice: "Going from The Hottest Party of The Summer, to unquestionably the hottest match of the night"

Kenny Greenwood: "Coming up in just a few moments is The All-American Championship Match baby"

Jimmy Justice: "Don't call me baby, I'm not your bitch you douchebag"

Kenny Greenwood: "Well uhh, this isn't going to be your traditional match, because to win, somebodys gonna get set on fire"

Jimmy Justice: "Well the intense rivalry between these two is about to get heated up, literally"

Jesse Ventura: "The following match is scheduled for the All-American Championship, and will be contested under Inferno Rules Match."

The crowd roar in excitement as the ring crew set up the gas fed pipes around the ropes ready to set it alight. Before they can do this though The electric ring and demonic beat of "Sinner" by Drowning Pool screeches around the arena, as the crowd let out a huge pop. Android 18 walks out with a cheeky grin, as she rubs her hands together as small sparks of fire spit out. She gives high fives to a few fans in the crowd, accidentally burning one of their signs

Jesse Ventura: "Introducing first, The Challenger, from St.Cloud Minnesota, weighing in at 135 pounds.. ANDROID #18"

Android 18 gets in as the crew set on two sides of the ring ropes on fire, the crowd let out another cheer for the blazing flames. The emo and colorful vibe of "All These Things I Hate(Revolve Around Me)" by Bullet for My Valentine rocks over the PA system, followed by a flurry of boos from around the whole of the nations capital. Dan Taylor walks out with his All-American Title strapped around his waist. He closes his eyes and breathes in the atmosphere of an arena full of jeers.

Jesse Ventura: "And her opponent, from Los Angeles California, weighin in at 240 pounds, he is the reigning EWE All-American Champion.. DAN TAYLOR"

He looks down at 18, and then pats his title, before charging down into the ring as the final two sides of the ring get set on fire, leaving us with the whole of the rings surrounding in ablaze

Match Six : Inferno All-American Championship Match

Dan Taylor[c] vs Android #18

Android 18 starts off rushing at Taylor with a short arm clothesline, and then going towards the ropes, but being careful to make sure she doesn't touch them as she swings like a pendulum back and forth for a lou thesz press on Taylor delivering thunderous bitchslaps, as Taylor tries to crawl for cover. Taylor hobbles back up and then Android 18 pops in the air for a brilliant executed dropkick. She then lifts up Taylor and swings him towards the corner turnbuckle, but in fear of getting set alight, he reverses the maneuver by tripping eighteen sending her to the mat. The flames are just an inch away from her, and Taylor goes to move her towards the heat to burn, but Android 18 gets back up and goes to push Taylor into the flames, but Dan quickly dodges by delivering a standing dropkick, sending Android 18 souring out of the ring onto the mat, barely missing the flames

Kenny Greenwood: "This is extremely nerve-wrecking to watch Jimmy, I can't bare seeing anyone of these get burnt on fire"

Jimmy Justice: "Well leave your mangina at home you big pussy, somebody gonna get heated up quicker than a 15 second hotdog"

Kenny Greenwood: "15 second hotdog? You get your grub from some really unsanitary people"

Taylor then carefully jumps to the tope rope, avoiding the flames that surround the ring, and as 18 gets back up, he leaps off with a jumping knee drop, smacking Android head straight against the announcers table. He then grabs her neck and puts her in a wrenching chinlock, as he presses her face against the metal edge of the announcers table, for added pain pressure. Android 18 tries to wiggle, out and for a moment does, but Taylor then delivers a standing elevated boston crab, as she pushes Android's back against the announcers table

Somebodies gotta stop this, this is inhumane. He's gonna break her back"

Jimmy Justice: "This is an inferno match Kenny, anything goes. There are no frickin rules, there's only one simple way of beating your opponent, set your opponent alight"

Kenny Greenwood: "What the hell does crunching Jen's back against the announcers table have to do with fire"

Jimmy Justice: "Please tell me you did not just call Android Jen? You might aswell call her Jeniffer, you're asking for an asskicking boi"

Taylor then gets a sick smirk across his face, as he then twists Android head, so that she lies horizontally from the edge of the announcers table, and then he delivers a elevated ddt, smashing her face straight onto the ground. As she gets busted wide open, with blood pouring across her face. Taylor then grabs Android by her blonde locks, and pushes her towards the flames. She centimeters away from getting set on fire, but right at the last minute Android counters headbutt Taylor in the face as he gets shaken back, as Android blood spatters on his body. Android then grabs his shoulders, and delivers the backcracker

Kenny Greenwood: "That's taking one from Carlito playbook, now that was cool"

Jimmy Justice: "No it wasn't you idiot, that's like saying everytime somebody does the DDT they must be copying Jake The Snake Roberts, you sir, are nothing more than a jackass"

Android then goes push Taylor into the flames face first. But in desperation he avoids getting burnt, as he uses his foot to twist back and smack Android straight in her groin area, as Android falls to the floor. Taylor delivers multiple stomps to 18 while circling her. He then smacks her with rapid forearm shots to the head and chest. Taylor grunts, as the fans get a bit freaked out

Jimmy Justice: "Now the position these two are in right now, if this wasn't a wrestling match. It would be one good fucking selling porno flick"

Kenny Greenwood: "You have a very dirty mind my friend"

Jimmy Justice: "I am not your friend, we are not partners, how many times do I need to reiterate that, Taylor owns your ass, and Android owns your ass. Kthxbhai!"

Android then catapults Taylor straight into the ropes to get set alight, the crowd look on in shock, but right at the last minute Taylor agent Scott Boras jumps from nowhere, pushing Taylor out of the way, and then getting pushed himself into the flames as Scott Boras is set alight. Ref quickly extinguish him out, while Android gets back up, her face in a crimson mask. With one of the sickest looks you'll ever see, she screams as she pummels towards Taylor. Dan tries to go for a European uppercut, but 18 twists it almost breaking his wrist. She locks him a Dragon Sleeper. She ties him up almost choking him out, and then she lifts him up for a float over suplex on the mat. She then goes for a jawbreaker, to swing him into the fire, but Taylor has enough energy to dodge the fire and use his balance to do a handstand on the top rope, and then fall back into the ring. Android 18 then carefully jumps to the top rope avoiding the flames and awaits for Taylor to stand up, and as she does she delivers a Struck Down. Android then goes for the Eighteen Points of Pain, but Taylor quickly reverses it into the Taylormission. Both of them counter each other into the respective submission moves where eventually Dan Taylor begins tapping

Kenny Greenwood: "DAN TAYLOR'S TAPPING! DAN TAYLOR'S TAPPING! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT"

Jimmy Justice: "That's not gonna win Android the match though, set the damn guy on fire you stupid bitch"

Android then lifts Taylor on her shoulders and goes for a running powerslam, but Taylor gets onto his feet and then reverses for a running sto. He then gets pumped up and jumps to the top ropes barely missing the fire, as he leaps off for a HBK Style Elbow off the top rope. He then goes for a STF, but Android then twists him into position for the Annihilation. She then goes to drag him towards the ropes to get set on fire, but suddenly the flames shut off. Android 18 then pushes Taylor back, and goes to check what happened. All of a sudden the flames came back on, and Android swiftly dodges out of the way

Kenny Greenwood: "What was that all about? "

Jimmy Justice: "Maybe a rare gas outage for a moment"

Kenny Greenwood: "Something smells fishy here"

Jimmy Justice: "Yeah your breath"

Taylor is now recuperated, and goes for an inverted rock bottom. He then begins tapping his feet against the mat signaling for a superkick. As Android gets back to her feet, he charges for the Taylor Made, but Android ducks and then sparks her hands together within a flash of a second before delivering the

Kenny Greenwood: "FIREBALL! DAN TAYLOR IS ON FIRE! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION"

Jimmy Justice: "NO HE ISN'T"

Kenny Greenwood: "WHAT? "

We then look at the action and Jimmy is right, amazingly Taylor avoided the fireball, but unfortunately all the officials, referees, timekeeper are set alight, as the fire enrages them knocking them all out. Android then a stretch of anger goes for another fireball this time hitting Taylor as he is set alight, but with no official in sight, the call is left stranded with Taylor rolling around in panic trying to get rid of the fire melting through his skin on his back. Android 18 then goes for another deadly fireball on Taylor, but out of nowhere she gets decked with a fire extinguisher by..

Jimmy Justice: "JENNA JAMESON?"

Kenny Greenwood: "WHAT IN THE HELL?"

The crowd boo as Android lies there knocked out. Jenna quickly uses the extinguisher to cool the flames off Taylor. She then gets out a white pill, and pops it into Taylor, before injecting him with something. At first it looks like hes dead, but then all of a sudden he jumps straight back up full of life

Kenny Greenwood: "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?"

Jimmy Justice: "If I know my flavours, and oh I do know my flavours. Jenna Jameson just gave Dan Taylor ecstacy and a shot of adrenaline"

Kenny Greenwood: "But why on earth would Jenna be helping"

Jenna then rips off her top, to reveal a referees t-shirt as the crowd continue to look on in utter disbelief

Jimmy Justice: "Use your common sense you idiot, Jenna vowed payback after 18 decked her out a few weeks ago on Xplosion"

Kenny Greenwood: "This isn't a way to get revenge though, not in a damn championship match. Not this way, dammit!"

Dan Taylor then drags 18 towards the ropes, Jenna kicks 18 in the groin repeatedly. She then shouts out "NOW" to Taylor who rolls around the ring, teasing for 18 to get back up. And as she does he goes for THE WEST COAST CUTTER, sending 18 straight into the fire setting her alight. Jenna then calls for Jimmy Justice to ring the bell, and he does

Winner & STILL ALL-AMERICAN CHAMPION: Dan Taylor

The crowd continue to jeer, louder than anything Osama Bin Laden would get in a Ku Klux Klan meeting. Jenna then jumps ontop of Taylor, who still in the effects of the ecstasy gets a hard-on, as him and Jenna begins tongue fucking each other celebrating with a hardcore slurpy kiss

Jimmy Justice: "I think it's safe to say Dan Taylor is getting laid tonight"

Dan Taylor then gets his All-American Belt, as he carries Jenna and his belt out in joy, for some private party celebration.

Kenny Greenwood: "This makes me sick, it's a fucking screwjob. Android 18 had the match won on three counts, and Jenna Jameson cost her! "

Jimmy Justice: "Well who the hell is gonna defy her authority. She runs shit here, it may not be cool. But damn that bitch is clever, she aint just a pretty face to fuck"

Kenny Greenwood: "Well Ladies and Gentlemen the facts are Dan Taylor is STILL THE ALL-AMERICAN CHAMPION. Android 18 had a damn streak going into this match, and this was not the way to make it go to tatters."

Jimmy Justice: "Waa Waa, accept it faggot, life's a bitch, what comes around goes around. If Android didn't want this finish, she shouldn't have laid her hands on Jenna. Taylor is still the champ.. DEAL WITH IT!"

We hear the tapping against the floor of footsteps, which walk from a secluded area to one of noise, which gets gradually louder. The camera flicks up from the shoes to the top of the body, as it is revealed to be none other than Cameron Hayden

Cameron Hayden: "For the past month, I have had my ass handed to me. Ever since I beat Shawn Ashlocke, I've been stuck in nothing more than a downward spiral"

He walking through backstage, presumably making his preprations to enter through the curtains, he continues talking as he walks

Cameron Hayden: "I was a triple crown, and am damn proud one at that. However in life you need to make sacrifices, so as hard for it is for me to swallow, I can accept losing the X-Tag and X-Division Titles"

He stops in his stride for a moment to mull over the month proceedings

Cameron Hayden: "At of the end of the day, I still have one championship round my shoulder that matter the most"

His head peers down over to his shoulder as he glared vividly at the World Heavyweight Championship

Cameron Hayden: "A Barbed Wire Ladder may be Sean Lewis' speciality, but tonight he finds out why I am the dirtiest player in the game"

He smirks, before walking through the curtain with the customary finish

Cameron Hayden: "Because I am Cameron Hayden, AND I AM ABOVE YOU!"

We then hear "No Way Out" by Stone Temple Pilots as the crowd boo, for the arrival of Cameron Hayden brushing through the curtain. The Washington crowd heckle him, as we see a few "HAYDEN SUCKS DICK" signs amongst the crowd. Cameron Hayden rubs his World Heavyweight Title, and then walks slowly into the ring as the ref finish applying barbwire on the ropes and ladders

Jesse Ventura: "Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is for the EWE World Championship to be contested under the rules of a barbwire ladder match! Introducing first from Philadelphia, PA, weighing in at 209 pounds.. he is the reigning EWE World Champion.. CAMERON HAYDEN!"

Kenny Greenwood: "The defining test of a true champion is not winning it, but if you can retain it"

Jimmy Justice: "Hayden has already proved that on one occasion against Shawn Ashlocke, but now becomes the big test against Lewis"

The turntables then come out as the DJ begins making his hand magic for the beat of "Smart Went Crazy" by Atmosphere to play. The crowd erupted as Lewis comes storming out, rushing straight through into the ring, cutting his back with the barbwire ropes

Jesse Ventura: "And The Challenger, from Minneapolis, Minnesota.. Sean Lewis"

Kenny Greenwood: "And this place is going nuts for Sean Lewis"

Jimmy Justice: "Now is his chance to make losing the title last month nothing more than a faint memory, and what a better opportunity than in the barbed wire ladder"

Main Event : Barbed Wire Ladder World Championship Match

Cameron Hayden [c] vs Sean Lewis

Hayden begins by barging into Lewis, gauging his hand into Sean mouth trying to grossly rip his tongue out. Lewis elbows Hayden in the gut, and then coughs trying to regain saliva back in his mouth. Then all of a sudden Lewis kneels down onto his foot, and looks rather weak. Hayden then smiles looking on as he throws some sort of bottle towards Jimmy Justice and Kenny Greenwood

Kenny Greenwood: "What the hell is this?"

Jimmy Justice: "SLEEPING PILLS!"

Kenny Greenwood: "Oh No! You don't think that's what Hayden put in Lewis' mouth do you?"

Jimmy Justice: "HAHAHA what a genious! Hayden has this in the bag already"

Kenny Greenwood: "That sick conniving son of a bitch"

Hayden then slaps Lewis, who is to drowsy to know whats going on. His body has become numb, so Hayden begins playing around with him. He gives him a hard right punch smashing onto Lewis face, Lewis just spins in a daze. Hayden then goes for a Running Forearm, knocking Sean down onto his feet. He goes for the Ankle Lock, but Sean is too weak to even tap or anything

Kenny Greenwood: "Why is he trying to make Sean tap? That's not gonna win him the match"

Jimmy Justice: "But it does weaken Sean through his ankle, and relinquishes the pressure from making him able to get up"

Kenny Greenwood: "That's some pretty scientific and logical explanation"

Jimmy Justice: "Because I'm always right, your white, white is never right"

Hayden then eventually lets go, and then runs towards the ropes, but then gets a harsh stabbing pain in his back from the barbwire, he holds his back as it bleeds, and then charges towards Lewis with a Running Dropkick to Knee. Hayden poses, trashtalking to the crowd from inside the ring, he carefully jumps to the turnbuckle, and then jumps off to get a ladder which he throws into the ring. Just as he's about to re-enter Sean Lewis comes flying out with Sweet Ladder Music, but Hayden grabs his legs and then tosses him up at the top of the steel steps, as he delivers a BIRTH CONTROL leaping off the steps to crash Lewis straight through the announce table

Jimmy Justice: "HOLY SHIT! LEWIS IS OUT! LEWIS IS OUT"

Kenny Greenwood: "How the hell did Hayden do the Birth Control and jump like that, that's damn near impossible"

Jimmy Justice: "This is our World Heavyweight Champion we're talking about here, love him or hate him, he makes the impossible, possible"

Hayden then smirks back looking at a motionless Lewis. He then runs back into the ring, and then positions the ladder dead set in the middle of the ring. He begins moving up the ladder, cutting his hands in the process, but he successfully gets to the top and unhooks the belt as the bell rings

Winner & STILL WORLD CHAMPION: Cameron Hayden

Kenny Greenwood: "THAT'S IT? IT'S OVER! THAT'S ONE OF THE QUICKEST BARBED WIRE LADDER MATCHES EVER"

Jimmy Justice: "Cameron Hayden won the belt by climbing a ladder and hanging the championship, and he retains the belt by lifting up his belt from the top of the ladder, talk about irony"

"No Way Out" by Stone Temple Pilots blares once again as the crowd boo'. Hayden jumps down with his belt, and with a look of menace he raises it up, still fresh from blood from his back and hands. We then leave with a finishing shot of a bloody Cameron Hayden proudly lifting the World Championship Belt above his head

1. Dan Taylor

2. Android #18

3. Mr.Man

4. Ciaran Michaels

5. Danny Danger

6. Predator

7. Cameron Hayden

8. Chris Steel

9. Triple H

10. Beavis & Butthead