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 [#42] EWE Final Cut: November 25th, 2007

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"Deadly Game" by Theory of a Deadman hits the PA System as Fireworks begin shooting off on the entrance stage. The camera's begin scamming the crowd, that seems to be packed.

Jonathan Steele: " Welcome One and all to the sold out Phillips Arena in Atlanta Georgia! We welcome you live to the Cross Brand Spectacle, The 3rd Annual eWe Final Cut! "

Tazz: " You got that right Steele, this crowd is all jacked up, and not for nothin..tonight promises to be a huge night.. "

Jimmy Justice: " He actually says something that makes sense...Tonight will be huge, but unlike these clowns, we don't just have One Title up for grabs tonight. "

Kenny Greenwood: " That's right...all four Xplosion Brand Exclusive Titles are up for grabs.. "

Jimmy Justice: " And all the 2nd Rate Show could afford is their lowly rated Women's Title. Their Wigger isn't even deffending.. "

Jonathan Steele: " Hey that'd not his fault.. "

Jimmy Justice: " Ain't he the one that was scared of Stone, so he took him out with the help of Xplosion's Finest.. "

Tazz: " Oh well, we don't need Title Matches to sell tickets, we have Extreme Rules...and Pink Slip on a Pole...and "

Jimmy Justice: " And who cares.. "

Jonathan Steele: " regardless of all that..it's all about the Main Event.. "

Jimmy Justice: " That we are so gonna dominate... "

Kenny Greenwood: " I agree with you there partner.. "

Tazz: " I think Jenna needs to give her commentary team a drug test, lay off the meth boys, Team Chaos will own your guys. "

Jonathan Steele: " None the less..it's time for our opening match.. "

Jimmy Justice: " Ya let's get the loser show's boring match out of the way... "






"Gunz Will Bust" by The N9ne comes over the PA as Scotty blaze makes his way out to the ramp

Jennifer Sparks: " Making his way to the ring at this time. From Atlanta Georgia Scotty Blaze!! "

The crowd explodes with cheers as Blaze walks down the ramp a small Blaze chant can be heard from the crowd as Scotty makes his way down the ramp climbing into the ring as his music comes to a stop

"Born to Win" by Pappose comes over the PA as Scotty's opponent walks out

Jennifer Sparks: " And his opponent making his way out to the ramp at the time. From Hamilton Ontario Chris Duarte!! "

The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Duarte makes his way down the ramp. Chris enters the ring as the two men lock eyes as the bell sounds

SCOTTY BLAZE VS CHRIS "CABBAGE" DUARTE
The bell sounds as the crowd starts chanting Scotty's name as they two men lock up in the middle of the ring. Scotty gets things started with a quick arm drag on Cabbage catching him off guard as Cabbage is sent across the ring almost sliding outside under the bottom rope. Cabbage stops himself before sliding out of the ring as he quickly gets to his feet. Cabbage responds with a stiff chop to the chest as Scotty answers back with one of his own as they two begin a chop fest with one another

The crowd responds after every chop as Cabbage begins to get the upper hand but Scotty tries to pull a fast one going for a clothesline but Cabbage ducks and answers with a kick to the gut into a DDT as he quickly goes for a cover 1..Blaze kicks out

Tazz: Cabbage goes for the quick cover but gets just a one count.

Cabbage follows up with a rear chin lock in an effort to keep Blaze grounded to the mat but Scotty fights up to his feet getting free after scoring with several elbows to the gut. Blaze hip tosses Cabbage onto the mat quickly following up with a dropkick to the back of the head as he goes for a cover 1..2..Cabbage kicks out

Jonathan Steele: Scotty answered with a nice counter and a quick pin of his own.

Scotty gets to his feet as Cabbage does the same holding his head in pain as he does so. Scotty kicks Cabbage in the gut before delivering a suplex to Cabbage Scotty gets up and uses his boots running them across the face of Cabbage as the crowd cheers

Tazz: No matter what this guy does these people treat him like a hero.

Blaze grabs Cabbage's head applying a rear chin lock of his own as the referee checks for a tap out but Cabbage refuses to give up as he gets to his feet before dropping down onto his ass catching Scotty with a variation of a jaw breaker. Cabbage gets up checking his head before he drops Scotty with a dropkick quickly following up with a second as Blaze gets to his feet as the flurry finally ends as Cabbage dropkicks Scotty a third time this time through the ropes and out to the floor

A few of the fans clap for the moves as Blaze slowly gets to his feet as Cabbage has him measured running off the ropes as he dives through the ropes catching Blaze with his body as Scotty crashes hard to the floor a second time as the ten count begins

Jonathan Steele: Wow talk about an interesting attack. Cabbage dropkicked Scotty three times before finally diving through the ropes and onto Blaze.

A replay of the dive through the ropes is shown as the referee has reached five as Cabbage gets to his feet picking up Blaze as he tosses him into the ring. Cabbage makes his way to the top rope as Blaze lays on the mat. Cabbage looks at Blaze before turning around as he comes off the top rope landing a monnsault on Blaze into a pin 1..2..Blaze kicks out. Cabbage shows some frustration over the count as Blaze gasp for air while getting to his feet. Cabbage sees Blaze getting up and decides to go back on the attack but Blaze is ready catching Cabbage off guard with a drop toe hold. Blaze gets on Cabbage's back as he turns around and grabs a leg securing a half crab on Cabbage as Cabbage screams out in pain and reaches for the ropes as Blaze secures the hold

Tazz: Scotty answers with a nice half crab on Cabbage and looks to have him in position for a tap out.

Cabbage tries reaching for the ropes crawling across the ring as Scotty tries to get Cabbage to tap out Scotty grabs hold of Cabbage's other leg locking in a full Boston crab as Cabbage screams out in pain still trying to reach the ropes

Jonathan Steele: Cabbage is locked in a full crab and Blaze is looking to end this.

Cabbage tries to reach opt for the roped finally grabbing hold of them as the referee tells Scotty to break the hold. Scotty lets go of the hold pulling Cabbage away from the ropes as he goes for the crab again but Cabbage counters kicking Blaze away as he gets to his feet. Scotty goes for a clothesline but misses as Cabbage answers with a super kick catching Scotty in the face with it. Cabbage follows that up with an STO sweep as he climbs to the top rope

Tazz: Looks like he's going for the ending Steele.

Cabbage gets to the tope rope as he looks down at Blaze before coming off the top connecting with Artistic Ambition as he secures the pin 1..2..3!!



Winner Via Pinfall: CHRIS "CABBAGE" DUARTE
Match Time: 6:45

Jennifer Sparks: " Here's your winner of the match. Chris Duarte!! "


EWE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP


Jesse Ventura: " The following match is for the EWE Pure championship and is a battle royal. "

"Real American" comes over the PA as Eli Hogan makes his way out

Jesse Ventura: " Making his way to the ring from Memphis Tennessee Eli Hogan!! "

Eli makes his way down the ramp climbing into the ring as "Fuck the World" comes over the PA as Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope walk out to the ramp

Jesse Ventura: " Making there way to the ring from Detroit Michigan. Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J Insane clown Posse. "

Shaggy & Violent J make there way down the ramp climbing into the ring as Lucifer Grimm makes his way out to the ramp

Jesse Ventura: " Making his way to the ring Lucifer Grimm!! "

Lucifer makes his way down the ramp as Nero Phoenix makes his way down the ramp

Jesse Ventura: " Making his way to the ring Nero Phoenix!! "

Nero walks down the ramp entering the ring Eric Michaels makes his way out to the ramp. Michaels climbs into the ring ass we wait for the final participant

"Enter Sandman" comes over the PA as Derrick Sanderson makes his way out

Jesse Ventura: " Making his way to the ring from New Orleans Louisiana Derrick Sanderson!! "

Sanderson walks down the ramp climbing into the ring as Brutality makes his way out

Jesse Ventura: " And finally making his way to the ring. Brutality!! "

Brutality walks down the ramp climbing into the ring as the bell sounds

PURE CHAMPIONSHIP
XPLOSION BATTLE ROYAL

The match starts off as everyone starts brawling with one another Shaggy & Violent J are double teaming Derrick Sanderson as Brutality has Lucifer Grimm pinned into a corner as he wails away on Lucifer as Nero has Eli in a corner as Nero begins raining down punches to the head of Nero as the crowd counts along

The action continues between all of the men as Nero jumps off Eli who staggers out of the corner as Nero dropkicks Eli over the top rope and out to the floor

Elminated: Eli Hogan

Nero gets up to his feet and takes a moment to catch his breath as Derrick Sanderson fights off both members of Insane Clown Posse knocking both men down to the mat with right hands. Derrick grabs both men as Shaggy & Violent J have a meeting of the minds. Sanderson clotheslines both men down to the mat as we see Brutality pounding away at Lucifer in the corner as Nero gets back into the match catching Shaggy with a head scissors as Derrick Sanderson sends Violent J over the ropes and out to the floor

Elminated: Violent J

Nero dropkicks Shaggy into Derrick Sanderson as Sanderson turns around and grabs Shaggy tossing him over the ropes out to the floor

Elminated: Shaggy 2 Dope

Eric Michaels jumps both Derrick Sanderson & Nero Phoenix knocking both men down to the mat as Michaels mounts Nero and begins punching away at him. Meanwhile Brutality has Lucifer up dropping him on the mat with a suplex Brutality pulls Lucifer up to his feet as he sets him up for a power bomb Brutality gets Lucifer off his feet for the power bomb as he power bombs Lucifer out to the floor

Eliminated: Lucifer Grimm

Eric Michaels dropkicks Brutality from behind sending him through the ropes as he lands on the floor

Jimmy Justice: Brutality has not been eliminated he went through the ropes and not over. So Brutality is still in the match.

Michaels looks outside the ring pointing at Brutality who he thinks he's knocked out of the match as Nero dropkicks Michaels from behind causing Michaels to go flying over the ropes but Michaels lands on the apron. Nero tries to shove Michaels off the apron but Michaels refuses to leave clutching the bottom rope as he holds on for dear life as Brutality enters the ring

Nero grabs Michaels as he tries to throw him from the apron but Michaels fights him off as Brutality grabs Nero from behind catching him with a back suplex. Nero lands hard on his head as Michaels climbs back in the ring as Brutality gets up. Michaels sees Brutality stand up as Michaels get a boot to the face from Brutality knocking him down to the mat

Brutality turns his attention back to Nero picking him up as he lifts Nero up for a choke slam Brutality holds Nero up as he choke slams Nero outside onto the floor

Eliminated: Nero Phoenix

Brutality turns his attention back to the ring as he eyes Michaels whose slowly backing away from the on coming Brutality. Brutality grabs Michaels for a suplex but Sanderson interjects himself into things kicking Brutality in the gut as Sanderson & Michaels DDT Brutality. Sanderson picks up Brutality with Michaels help as the two men shove Brutality against the ropes before hitting him with a double clothesline that knocks Brutality over the rope and out to the floor

Eliminated: Brutality

Michaels turns and shakes Sanderson's hand but Sanderson doesn't let go as he kicks Michaels in the gut before hitting him with Pure Domination. Sanderson smiles looking down at the fallen Michaels as he picks up Michaels tossing him over the top rope as the bell sounds


Eliminated: Eric Michaels


Winner Via Survival: DERRICK SANDERSON
Match Time: 10:25

Jesse Ventura: " Here's your winner & NEW EWE Pure Champion Derrick Sanderson!! "


MID EASTERN #1 CONTENDERSHIP


As the Camera's return to ringside, Delirious, Rick Cage, Jaycob Insane, Magna, Xavier, & Stingray are already in the ring..

Jennifer Sparks: " The Following contest is an 8 Man Battle Royal, and it is for a Mid Eastern Title Shot December 16th at Hell Frozen Over!! "

With that "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor hits the PA System and the crowd cheers as Tha Koopers come out through the curtains..

Jennifer Sparks: " On his way to the ring, accompanied by his sister, Katie Kooper...From The Bronx New York, weighing in at 240 pounds...Travis Kooper!! "

Travis & Katie continue their way down as Travis slides into the ring. He looks at the other competitors as his music fades away. Soon his music is replaced with "Sillyworld" by Stone Sour...The Crowd now shifts to boos as Gavin & Madison step through the curtains onto the stage.

Jennifer Sparks: " now on his way to the ring, accompanied by Madison Rivera...From Washington D.C. Maryland, weighing in at 215 pounds...Gavin Masterson!! "

Gavin continues his way down and slides into the ring as the bell sounds.
MID EASTERN #1 CONTENDERSHIP
8 MAN BATTLE ROYAL

Everyone begins going at as the brawl begins.

Tazz: And here we go, all out war, who's gonna face Nitro?!

Jaycob charges after Delirious, and all he gets for his trouble is a Back Body Drop over the top rope.

Elminated via Delirious: Jaycob Insane

Jonathan Steele: Well he didn't last long

Tazz: No kidding, but what can you expect, he's another one of those no0bs that fill out an app, then don't even fuckin roleplay, I know what kind of match he'll be in next Chaos

Jonathan Steele: Let me guess, same kind Snake & Benji will be in?

Tazz: Bingo

Magna & Gavin begin exchanging rights, as Xavier & Stingray trade blows and Kooper & Cage go toe to toe. Xavier tries to toss Stingray out, but Stingray counters and clotheslines him right over.

Eliminated Via Stingray: Xavier Serikaz

Stingray and Delirious now begin going at it. Magna charges at Gavin, but Gavin ducks and Magna lands on the apron. Kooper does the same thing to Cage. Travis & Gavin both drop kick at the same time, dropping both to the floor.

Eliminated Via Gavin Masteron: Magna
Eliminated Via Travis Kooper: Rick Cage

Jonathan Steele: This match is now cut in half..

Travis & Gavin begin duking it out, while Delirious & Stingray are still trading shots. Travis Sends Gavin into the corner, where he gives him a couple shots to the head before setting up on top and delievering a superplex. Gavin gets back up and Travis sends him over the top, but he lands on the apron. Of course Travis doesn't notice. Stingray turns around and is leveled with a clothesline by Travis. Delirious charges at Travis, but Travis side steps and grabs Delirious by the back of the head, tossing him over and to the floor.

Eliminated Via Travis Kooper: Delirious

Travis turns back around, to be leveled with a clothesline by Stingray! Stingray picks Travis back up and whips him into the corner, he charges and hits a clothesline, dropping Travis to the mat. Stingray looks over to see Gavin standing up. Stingray charges, but Gavin drops back down, pulling the top rope, causing Stingray to hit the floor!

Eliminated Via Gavin Masteron: Stingray

Tazz: And Then their was two..

Gavin starts getting up, as Travis charges his way over, Gavin quickly hits him with a shoulder block into his gut, then jumps over the top rope hitting a sunset flip. Gavin bounces off the ropes, and decks Travis in the chin with a Standing Drop kick as he was getting up. Travis & Gavin get back up, as Gavin hits Travis with a quick Tornado DDT. He whips Travis off the ropes, then plants him with a spinebuster on the return.

Jonathan Steele: Gavin's got it rolling now..

Gavin picks Travis up and whips him against the ropes, then clotheslines him over, but Travis luckily saves himself! only one foot touches as he hangs on the apron. Gavin doesn't notice at first and begins celebrating. He then turns around to see Travis starting to get up. He walks over and tries to shove him off, but Travis Springs up and slides between Gavin's Legs, then dumps him over the top from behind!

Eliminated Via Travis Kooper: Gavin Masterson


Winner Via Survival: TRAVIS KOOPER
Match Time: 9:34

Jennifer Sparks: " Here is your winner...and number one contender for the eWe Mid Eastern Championship, Travis Kooper!! "

Tazz: " That was pretty nuts "

Jonathan Steele: " heck of a finish I agree Tazz, and now Travis has a date with Nitro on December 16th "

Tazz: " that sounded gay.. "





Jennifer Sparks: " The Following Contest is Scheduled for one fall, and it is for the eWe Ownership! "

"Glass Shatters" by Disturbed Hits the PA System and the crowd explodes as Austin walks through the curtains.

Jennifer Sparks: " Introducing first! from Victoia Texas, weighin in at 260 pounds, He is the current eWe Chairman, and Chaos General Manager, The Texas RattleSnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin!! "

Austin continues his way down the ramp as the crowd continues to get pumped.

Jonathan Steele: " And here he comes...tonight...Wait a minute! "

Austin is cracked in the back with a Steel Chair, by Vince as the crowd boos. Austin turns around, to be cracked right between the eyes! Vince reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a steel chain, he wraps it around his wrist and knuckles, and mounts over Austin. He punches hard, and fast, several times until bustin Austin open.

Jonathan Steele: " Damnit! Austin is busted open, and the match hasn't even officially begun! "

Vince drags Austin towards the ring, and slams him hard into the steps, before cracking him three more times in the jaw with the chain. He then rolls him into the ring. Vince taunts the booing crowd for a second before stepping in as the bell sounds.

EWE OWNERSHIP
STEVE AUSTIN[c] VS MR. McMAHON

Vince walks over and lays ontop of Austin with a smile

Jonathan Steele: this is pretty much bullshit...how can we get a new boss, this way

Tazz: it's great...he's smart, that's what he proved..

The Ref counts the One...Two...Thr...nope Austin gets his shoulder up.

Tazz: What?!

Jonathan Steele: Thank God

Vince is beside himself, as he can't believe it neither, he begins arguing with the referee. Then he punches him out with the chain still on his hand! He turns back to Austin to use it on him, but Austin tackles him down, and starts punching away as the crowd cheers. Austin rips the Chain off Vince's hand and wraps it around his own. Vince quickly rolls out of the ring as the crowd chants "pussy"

Jonathan Steele: That he is..

Tazz: Hey, what happened to being impartial? We ain't suppose to take sides

Jonathan Steele: but you always do anyways...and just like WrestleMania, he's running from Austin..

Tazz: ya think...Austin's a former WWE Champion

Jonathan Steele: So, Vince is too, as well as ECW

Tazz: Yea, well...you know..

Austin rolls out of the ring, and begins chasing Vince around the ring. They circle three times before Vince slides into the ring, Austin gets in and unwraps the chain as he whips it, catching Vince's foot tripping him up as the crowd laughs.

Jonathan Steele: That was inovative, admit that.

Tazz: Yea, whatever..

Vince turns over and starts pleading with Austin, Austin has the chain, but out of the corner of his eye, he sees the ref is starting to get up. Not wanting to be Disqualified, knowing it'd cost him the ownership, he drops the chain and turns back to Austin. But suddenly, Edge slides into the ring and levels Austin with a Spear!!

Jonathan Steele: Oh come on!

Before the the ref can even turn around, Edge slides out of the ring, and just when he ducks, the ref turns around. Vince quickly crawls over and covers...one...two....thre...nope...Austin barely gets the shoulder up, Vince cannot believe it, neither Can Edge. Vince picks Austin up, and Austin goes for a Stunner, shocklingly Vince shoves him off, as Austin crashes into the ref.

Tazz: Well, take another nap kid

Austin turns around as he spots Edge charging for another Spear, Austin side steps and throws him straight into the turnbukle. He turns back around and drops Vince with a Stunner, as the crowd roars. By the time he gets up, Edge is back, so he takes a Stunner too! But Now someone is standing behind Austin, prepping, Austin don't notice, til he turns around, and is leveled with an FU!

Tazz: Hey Steele! The Champ is here!!

Jonathan Steele: I can see that, but why?!

Cena grabs Vince and tosses him ontop of Austin, then he tosses the ref over beside them as he slowly counts the one...two...three!



Winner Via Pinfall: MR. McMAHON
Match Time: 5:35

Jennifer Sparks: " Your Winner...and New Chairman of Extreme Wrestling Entertainment...Mr. McMahon!! "

The Crowd boos as "No Chance" by Dope begins playing in the PA System as Cena helps Vince up.

Jonathan Steele: " What the hell did he do that for?! "

Tazz: " Maybe Cena prefers Vince more then Austin? "

Jonathan Steele: " well that's clear "

Tazz: " then why'd you ask? "

Cena raises Vince's hand as the crowd continues to boo while the ref checks on Austin..





"Slither" By Velvet Revolver hits the PA system and the crowd boos as Brett steps through the curtains, onto the stage with a smirk.

Jennifer Sparks: " The Following Contest is scheduled for one fall! on his way to the ring first, from Hollywood California, weighing in at 224 pounds...Brett Unknown!! "

Brett continues his way down the ramp and rolls into the ring. He walks over smirking at Jennifer, he brushes her hair over her shoulder. Jennifer gets uneasy, thankfully though "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne hits the PA System. Jennifer uses the distraction to roll out of the ring as Rikku comes skipping out through the curtains to a huge ovation from The Dirty Birds.

Jennifer Sparks: " His opponent...From Spira....RIKKU!!! "

Rikku smirks at Unknown as she continues her way down the ring, she slides in and skips round the ring. She looks over at Brett real quick, before hoping up on the turnbukle and taunting the crowd. She hops back down, to be hit in the back as the bell rings.
BRETT UNKNOWN VS RIKKU
Jonathan Steele: Surprise Surprise, Brett sneak attacks to begin the match..

Tazz: come on Steele, he has the experience disadvantage, gotta do what you gotta do..

Brett continues the assault as he stomps at the fallen Rikku. He drags Rikku up by the hair and whips her into the corner where he charges and drives a knee right into the chin. He sets her up on top and delieveres a Hurranicanna, he covers only getting a two count. He picks her back up and whips her against the ropes, where he cracks her with a drop kick on the return.

Tazz: The Kid is controlling this match right now, I didn't expect that..

Jonathan Steele: of course he is, after he hit her from behind to start with..

Brett gets ontop of Rikku and locks in a side headlock as the ref checks to make sure it isn't a choke. Rikku fights it until Brett gets bored with it and lets go himself. He races up the turnbukle and waits for her to get up, that's when he nails her with a misstle drop kick. He races over to the ropes and does a back flip off the middle of the top rope, connecting a reverse DDT. He covers, but she kicks out at two. Brett Yanks her up, and drives her straight back down with a snap suplex. He yanks her back up by the hair again, and whips her into the ropes, he charges with a clothesline, but she ducks and hits a reverse neckbreaker.

Jonathan Steele: Nice counter

They both get back up, as Rikku charges and Brett ducks, Brett turns around, as Rikku springs off the ropes Carlito style with a back elbow. He gets back up frustrated, then charges again, Rikku leap frogs then runs up the turnbukle, hitting him with a Whisper in the Wind as he turns around..

Jim Ross: TWIST OF FATE!

Tazz: The Hell you doing here?...and it's Whisper in the Wind Dumbass

Jonathan Steele: he always messes up on that move when Jeff does it on RAW, every single time, JR messes up on it...leave him alone..

Rikku picks Brett back up, he gets desperate, so he hits a low blow, yes you read that correctly.

Tazz: uhh...

Brett gets up smirking, as Rikku looks at him funny. She then knees him in the gut and plants him with a fast DDT. Rikku then quickly follows up with a lionsault, getting a two count. Rikku picks Brett up and hits a quick snap supplex, she then races up the turnbukle and hits a corkscrew moonsault, again getting a two count. Rikku sets up for the Hyper Drive, but Brett counters with a roll up, grabbing the ropes, as Rikku barely kicks out in time.

Jonathan Steele: almost stole one..

Brett picks Rikku up and whips her into the ropes, dropping her with a spinebuster. He picks her back up and sets up for the GTS, but she rolls off, then as he turns around, he's planted with a Hyper Drive!

Jonathan Steele: And there it is! The Hyper Drive!

Tazz: Goodnight irene..

Rikku covers easily getting the 1..2..3



Winner Via Pinfall: RIKKU
Match Time: 6:51

Jennifer Sparks: " Here is your Winner...Rikku!!! "

"Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne hits again and the crowd cheers as Rikku celebrates the victory.





Black by Sevendust hits over the PA as Chris Steel walks out from behind the curtains. He walks down toward the ring as the cheers

Jennifer Sparks: " Making his way toward the ring hailing from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 232 pounds Chris Steel. "

Steel gets to the ring and slides in. He goes over the corner and poses for the crowd. His music dies off and is replaced with Cocky by Kid Rock. K-Dawg makes his way toward the ring as the crowd cheers wildly

Jennifer Sparks: " Currently making his way toward the ring from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 225 pounds K-Dawg "

K-Dawg keeps walking down the rampway. He shakes a few hands at ringside before he slides into the ring. K-Dawg poses for the crowd as the ref calls for the bells
INTERPROMOTIONAL MATCH
CHRIS STEEL VS K~DAWG

Dawg & Steel circle for a minute before locking it up...They both try to hit moves but they keep moving around and counting so fast, like crusiersweights usually do...this is a match of speed as it ends up with both men still standing...they both smirk before Steel charges, Dawg moves and hits a reverse neckbreaker...

Jonathan Steele: This should be a good match

K~Dawg hits a Jericho-ish Lionsault getting a cover for only a two count, Dawg picks Steel back up and whips him into the ropes....Dawg charges and Steel rolls under as Dawg hops over....they hit the ropes...this time Dawg rolls under and Steel hops over...they hit the ropes again...this time they collide in the middle with a double clothesline...

Tazz: wow...

The Crowd starts getting pumped as both men slowly start to get back up...they both start circling...then they lock up...Dawg whips Steel, but he hangs on, but Dawg hangs on too now sending Steel into the corner finally...Dawg walks over and sets Chris on the top Rope...hitting a Tornado DDT...he then climbs up and looks for splash...but Steel gets the knees up at the last second, causing a very uncomfortable landing for K~Dawg...

Jonathan Steele: Quick instinct saved Steel...

Tazz: That was a close call there, and a tough landing for K~Dawg...

Dawg and Steel both start to get up...Dawg charges Steel, But Chris pulls the top rope down causing Dawg to hit the floor...Steel waits for the timing...then leaps over crashing on top of K~Dawg as he gets up...

Tazz: Steel usually never does that. He really wants to win against K-Dawg

Both men get up as they start exchanging rights and lefts...Chris whips Dawg into the barrier then breaks the count at 6..Chris goes back over to Dawg and they begin duking it out once again...Chris lays Dawg on the Barrier and then climbs up...he backs up and goes for a Leg drop...but Dawg slides off and Yanks Steel down, one leg on each side..

Tazz: That ain't good...

Jonathan Steele: No it ain't...

Dawg walks back over and breaks the count at 7...then walks back over to Steel...Chris is just falling off as Dawg grabs him and hits a clubbing forearm to the back...Dawg grabs Steel and goes to whip him into the stairs, but Steel Counters and sends him instead...but Dawg hops up does a backflip off the stairs and the post crashing on top of Steel!!

Jonathan Steele: Holly crap...

Tazz: That was something different...

Jonathan Steele: how did he do that?

Both men slowly get up and slide in to break the count at 8...they get to their feet and start exchanging lefts and rights in the middle of the ring...Steel wins the war and sends Dawg into the ropes...Chris goes for a Clothesline, but Dawg ducks out of the way. Steel turns around as Dawg looks for Da Meat Hook, but Steel shoves him off...He backs off as K~Dawg gets back up...he catches Steel with a quick standing drop kick...Dawg climbs up top and waits for Steel to get up...he leaps for a Missle Drop Kick...Steel side steps...Dawg hits the mat hard!...Dawg slowly tries to get up as Steel measures up K-Dawg. He picks him and goes for the Go 2 Sleep, but some how K-Dawg counters into an arm drag.

Tazz: What a counter by K-Dawg. I thought Steel was going to hit that.

Steel gets up and looks over at K-Dawg. He calls for the Cum Shot. K-Dawg gets up and Steel goes for it, but Dawg ducks and hits the Da Meat Hook.

Jonathan Steele: Da Meat Hook K-Dawg hit it

K-Dawg slowly crawls over to Steel and the ref counts 1...2....kick out by Steel. You can hear the crowd go ahhh. Both men stay down as the ref starts his count. Steel and K-Dawg start crawling over to the ropes at 7 K-Dawg and Steel use the ropes to get to their feets. They both make it to their feet 9. They go to the center of the ring and start trading blows. K-Dawg starts to gain control sending Steel down to the mat with a hard right hand. K-Dawg hits Steel with a clothesline followed by another. K-Dawg goes for another clothesline, but Steel ducks and goes picks him up for the Go 2 Sleep and this time he hits it. Steel covers and the ref counts 1...2...K-Dawg put his foot on the rope. Steel can't believe it.

Tazz: I can't believe it. K-Dawg had enough to put his foot on the ropes to save the match.

Steel gets up mad. Steel grabs K-Dawg and takes him over to the top rope. Steel climbs up and takes K-Dawg up too. He sets him up for the Drunk Driver. K-Dawg fights it hitting Steel in the sides. Finally Steel just picks up K-Dawg and hits a front slam sending him down to the mat. Steel stands up on the top rope waiting for K-Dawg to get to his feet. K-Dawg slowly works his way to his feet. Steel leaps, but K-Dawg hits Steel with Da Meat Hook as he is coming down.

Jonathan Steele: Holy Shit what a counter by K-Dawg.

K-Dawg slowly puts his arm over Steel as the ref counts 1...2....3.



Winner Via Pinfall: K~DAWG
Match Time: 8:27

Jennifer Sparks: " Your Winner by pin fall K-Dawg "

Tazz: " What an awesome match between those two men. "

Jonathan Steele: " I can't believe what I just show. Both men put on one hell of match "

K-Dawg gets to his feet as the ref raises his hand.


TO BE CONTINUED

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SINGLES MATCH
Mr. Man Vs Shawn Ashlocke
Jesse Ventura: The Following match is for One fall

The lights fade down to half brightness as goldy-yellow spotlights flash around the arena as the same creepy musical intro plays with the highly distorted voice crying out "I'll Get Inside You!" ... then Adema's "The Way You Like It" starts to blare.

Jesse Ventura: "Making his way to the ring first, hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada... SHAWN ASHLOOOCKE!"
Shawn Ashlocke steps out onto the ramp, a smirk on his face as he slowly makes his way down the ramp. Shawn slowly walks up the steps and gets in the ring, smirking at the crowd as they boo.
Jesse Ventura: "And his opponent..."

"Almost Over" by Limp Bizkit comes over the PA as the crowd gets to there feet and begins cheering
Jesse Ventura: from Miami Florida Mr. Man!!"
Man steps out onto the ramp as the crowd and stares down towards Ashlocke, focused as ever, he knows that beating him could be his chance of being finally recognised as a main event star. Mr Man. He slowly makes his way down to ramp acknowledging some fans. Mr Man gets into the ring and confidently stares down Shawn.

Mr Man Vs Shawn Ashlocke

The two circle the ring before they lock up, Ashlocke, twists Mr Mans arm around, and quickly goes to work on it by delivering some hard blows to the joint of the elbow, Ashlocke drags Mr Man into the corner still having the arm twisted. He gets on the top rope and launches himself down once again on the joint of the elbow. Mr Man drops to the floor holding his arm. Ashlocke grins with a cocky smile, he looks around the arena he then stands his foot on Mr mans body laughing as the ref starts the pin. 1......Mr Man suddenly grabs Ashlocke leg and tries to lock in the Wave of the future, Ashlocke scrambles out of it and sits in the corner with the smile wiped off his face. It's now Mr Mans turn to laugh
Kenny Greenwood: Wow Mr Man was playing Ashlocke the whole time, and it nearly worked.

Ashlocke tries a series of hard clotheslines, he goes for his trademark back twist superkick. But Mr Man still remains standing unphased, he sprints towards Ashlocke, planting his face with a bulldog against the ropes, and then running against the other rope, and going back towards Ashlocke with a spinning headscissors takedown, and Ashlocke floats in mid-air landing on the canvas, surprised that Mr Man was able to move and stun him so quickly like that. Ashlocke, reaches for the ropes getting back up, and then shakes off the sweat off his hair, and takes a deep breath, he looks considerably enraged, and then goes towards Mr Man once again, but Manny wisely ducks and then counters with a High Knee Attack but Ashlocke remains standing, hes fully aware of the threat Mr Man poses now, and stands his ground firmly. Mr Man then runs against the ropes once again, going for a springboard dropkick, but Ashlocke catches him in mid-air, and then carries him half-way across the ring, before sending him crashing down with a huge T-Bone Suplex


Jimmy Justice: Finally Ashlocke hits Mr Man with an attack to take him down


Mr Man is holding his back in pain as Ashlocke stares down at him. He knows Mr Man is quicker than him so he needs to slow him down, He locks in an armbar and works on the arm started on before. He holds his arm trying to get as much pressure as possible on the hold. Shawn eventually lets his legs keep the pressure fully on Mr Man as he stars to apply some pressure to the neck and cutting off the airways with a sleeper hold. The yells of pain from Mr Man start to fade along with the movement of the other arm. The ref holds his arm up.......1........ It hits the mat, 2.........once again the arm falls to the ground, the ref grabs it for the third time......No! Manny holds his arm firmly in the air clinching his fist. The crowd build up there chants around Mr Man as he tries to fight his way out of Ashlocke's hold.


Kenny Greenwood: He's fighting but he can't get a hit or out of this submission, Ashlocke has it locked in tight


Jimmy Justice: He's struggling Kenny the little fucker can't get out of this one.


Kenny Greenwood: Wait a minute look at this!


Ashlocke has him lock in Solid but with all his strength, Mr Man drags Ashlocke along with him, slowly making his way to the ropes, he grabs out but it just a little bit out of reach, he inches forward tries one more time.....The crowd let off a huge roar as he holds the rope tight as the ref makes the count,1.......2......3........4. Ashlocke releases frustrated that he couldn't keep the lock in tact. Shawn walks back a few yards flicking back his hair thinking on his next move. Mr Man catches his breath and slowly gets up using the ropes a leverage.
Ashlocke runs towards Mr Man trying to take his head, Manny ducks and pulls the rope down ash Shawn goes flying over the rope. The crowd go wild as Mr Man doesn't hesitate and flings himself over the top rope ontop of Ashlocke. Both men are down as the ref begins his count
Ref- 1..........2...........3........4


Kenny Greenwood: What reactions by Mr Man to counter Shawns Clothesline.


Jimmy Justice: Come on one of you lazy bastards get up, we can't have a match end in a draw, it's pointless



Ref- 5.......6
Finally they start to show some type of motion Mr Man is the first up and rolls in the ring. He rolls back out again to break the count


Jimmy Justice: Whats he doing he could of won by count out there, it's the only chance he's going to get to win.


Kenny Greenwood: He's out to prove something Jimmy, he wants to beat Shawn Ashlocke 1...2....3


Mr Man grabs Shawn by the hair and smacks his head off the barrier. The arena echos with ooooooooo's from the crowd as they heard the hard smack between Shawns head and the barrier. Mr Man throws him onto the ring apron, and starts lying some hard hitting right hands on Ashlocke before throwing him back into the ring. Mr man slides back in. Ashlocke is back on his feet but still a bit dazed. Mr Man attack doesn't stop, right after he's in the ring he hits an European uppercut, Ashlocke knock is knocked back bit but he still stands. Shawn seems to be in no mans land, manny quickly follows up with the back to the future ( evenflow DDT) He gets up and punches his chest taunting to the crowd as he makes his way to the top of the turnbuckle


Kenny Greenwood: Here it is The Future Splash!!!


Mr Man jumps a huge leap in the air to deliver his trademark move but as he lands no ones home and jumps about holding his gut in pain.


Jimmy Justice: Ha landed like a heap of shit, Ashlocke to smart to be caught out like that! Look at you Kenny you thought that was it, your such a retard Kenny


Ashlocke realises this is his chance to get back into the match, he quickly lands an elbow to the gut of Mr Man. He picks Mr Man up and instantly lands his trademark back twist superkick. Ashlocke laughs as if now he has the upper hand. He locks in the Sharpshooter!!


Jimmy Justice: Ashlocke he has it it's locked in, he'll TAP!!


Kenny Greenwood: REVERSAL!!! Mr Man counters the sharpshooter


Mr man has somehow reversed the Sharpshooter and got Shawn Ashlocke locked in with the Texas cover leaf but it's too close to the ropes and Shawn easily gets there


Jimmy Justice: Reversal who cares Mr Man inexperience against Ashlocke shows, If that was Shawn he would have him in the middle of the ring, unable to get out


Kenny Greenwood:: Er just like earlier huh


Jimmy Justice:: No One asked for your opinion


Mr Man goes stomping on Shawn but Ashlocke quickly gets back up to his feet and hits a hard right hand to Mr Manny that stuns him completely. The two start exchanging right hands as the match starts to take the it's toll on the two. Shawn Ashlocke the powerhouse easily wins the battle of the fits and Irish whips Mr Man off the rope, Mr Man on the rebound nails a spinning heel kick. The crowd let off a huge cheer as he takes Shawn down, Ashlocke isn't down for long, he gets up to his feet as Mr Man follows up with a hurricanrana but the strength of Shawn Ashlocke wins again as he hold grabs hold of Mr Man in mid move, and hits him with a thunderous sit down powerbomb. Mr Man is out.


Jimmy Justice::That's it everyone!


Kenny Greenwood:: It doesn't look good for Mr Man


Shawn Ashlocke holds a huge grin on his face, he picks up the motionless body of Mr Man and throws him into the turnbuckle. Mr Man lies dead to the world against the turnbuckle. Shawn picks him up and sits him on the turnbuckle.


Kenny Greenwood:: look at the face of Shawn Ashlocke, Mr Man he's done, what more can he do to him. What the hell is he going to do off the top rope?



Jimmy Justice::: He's going to finish the job


Kenny Greenwood:: Wait a minute, What the hell!! Gino Knoxx he's came out to the ring. He's standing there staring at Shawn Ashlocke


Jimmy Justice:: Get him out of here, he's nothing to do with this match!!


Shawn Ashlocke stares while standing on the top turnbuckle along with Mr Man. Gino stares at him as if he's about to jump in the ring, Ashlocke shouts at him telling if he wants a piece of him come on and get it, or else fuck off. Gino continues to stare. Suddenly Mr Man comes back to life and hits a right hand to the face of Shawn. Shawn distracted for one moment loses his ground. Mr Man capitalises and nails the sunset flip powerbomb.!! The crowd go absolutely wild.
Mr Man is back on the top rope.............FUTURE SPLASH!!!!!!!


Kenny Greenwood::: Future Splash he finally hits his finisher!!!!


Ref- 1...........2............3
DING DING DING!!!

Jesse Ventura: Here is your winner..........MR MAN!!!!

Mr Man celebrates as "Almost Over" by Limp Bizkit blasts around the arena.
Kenny Greenwood: What a win, What a hard fought victory Mr Man got over Shawn Ashlocke. Ashlocke powered his way through the match but the under dog, Mr Man never gave up and took his opportunity and won the match

Jimmy Justice: : He cheated, Shawn had that won, he was about to do something amazing off the top rope, but his brother in law from that fucking donkey ass, herpes generating Chaos show has to ruin it all, what the hell as he got against Shawn Ashlocke. Look at him laughing, I guarantee he won't be laughing tonight when Team Xplosion kicks his ass
Shawn Ashlocke still lying on the ground stares up at the ramp holding his hair back, towards the smiling Gino Knoxx!







Whine Up" by Kat Deluna ft. Elephant Man hits over the PA system as the red carpet gets rolled down the rampway. Melina walks out from behind the curtain. She does a little pose and walks down toward the ring

Jennifer Sparks: " Making her way to the ring from Los Angelos, California Melina "

Melina walks up the steps and stands on the apron. She looks around and jumps off the middle rope landing split legged on the apron and sliding into the ring under the bottle rope. After a few moments Long Way to go by Cassie hits over the PA as Candice Michelle walks out with the women's title raised over her head

Jennifer Sparks: " Making her way to the ring from Milwaukee, Wisconsin she is the current EWE Women's Champion Candice Michelle. "

Candice walks down toward the ring. He goes the camera side of the ring and jumps onto the apron. He opens up her little see through slip as she gets into the ring. She hands the ref the Women's title. It raised into the ring as the ref calls for the bell

WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CANDICE MICHELLE[c] VS MELINA PEREZ

The bell sounds as we see Melina mounting the champion as she rains down with right to the face and head of Candice finally Melina grabs hold of Candice's head slamming it into the mat before finally being pulled off by the referee. Melina starts to swing at the referee but stops as she turns her attention to Candice who is now standing on her feet Melina swings a right hand at Candice who ducks and lands right of her own. Candice fires back with a second and third before grabbing Melina whipping her into the ropes Candice catches her off the ropes with a Thesz Press right into a pin 1..2.. Melina kicks out

Tazz: Interesting attempt at a pin by Candice.

Jonathan Steele: No kidding Tazz.

Candice gets to her feet as she picks Melina up to hers as well Candice picks up Melina for a suplex but she counters the attempt into a DDT much to the dismay of the crowd. Melina then rolls over Candice making the cover 1..2.. Candice kicks out. Trish looks at the referee and begins to argue the count but stops herself as she instead picks up Candice throwing her into the corner Melina charges into the corner but Candice gets her foot up stopping Melina cold in her tracks. Candice climbs up to the second rope as she grabs Melina and comes off the ropes connecting with a spinning DDT off the ropes. Candice quickly follows this up with a cover 1..2.. Melina again kicks out

Jonathan Steele: Another close on by Candice

Tazz: Candice wants to get this match over with early.

Candice gets up and begins stalking Melina who's slow to get to her feet she does manage to get to her feet. Candice makes her move going for the Go Daddy but Melina counters it with elbows to the head of Candice breaking the hold. Melina then follows up by taking hold of Candice's head as she looks to put her away with the Extreme Makeover but Candice counters this pushing Melina out of the ring and to the floor instead

Tazz: Ouch looks like Melina took a nasty fall.

Jonathan Steele: Looks that way Tazz

Candice climbs out of the ring and goes right for Melina. She picks her up and hits a suplex onto the floor. Candice climbs onto the apron as Melina uses the announce table to get up. Candice jumps off as Melina moves. Candice smacks into the announcers table. Melina grabs Candice and runs her back into the apron of the ring.

Tazz: Candice took a chance and it could have cost her the match.

Melina then rams Candice's back into the apron again. Candice falls to the ground holding her back as Melina mounts her and lands a couple of rights and lefts to the head of Candice. Melina then picks up Candice and rolls her into the ring. Melina waits for Candice to get up she goes for the Extreme Makeover again, but Candice reverses into a spike DDT. Both women are down as the ref starts the 10 count. At 6 both women start to move at 8 Candice is to her feet quickly followed by Melina. Candice charges at Melina and hits a clothesline followed by another clothesline.

Jonathan Steele: Candice is starting to get fired up her Tazz.

Candice goes over to the top rope and waits for Melina. Melina charges over at Candice, but she puts her foot up and Melina eats boot. Candice grabs her and turns her around. She locks her legs around Melina's neck and Candice hangs herself over the top rope putting Melina in the Triangle neck lock. Candice break it up at the 4. Candice gets down and goes a quick pose as Melina gets to her feet. Candice sizes her up and hits the Candiwrapper. The ref counts 1....2....3



Winner Via Pinfall: CANDICE MICHELLE
Match Time: 5:45

Jennifer Sparks: " Here's your winner & still EWE Women's champion Candice Michelle!!! "

Candice gets to her feet as the referee hands her the title belt. Candice takes the title and holds it high into the air

Tazz: " Melina put up a fight, but Candice showed why she is the EWE Women's champion "

Jonathan Steele: " Oh yeah Candice is still the Women's Champion "

Candice turns away and climbs out of the ring as she walks up the ramp while the referee checks on Melina





Jennifer Sparks: " The following match is the pink slip on the pole match, the winner being the one who grabs the pink slip off the pole in the corner, and loser is fired "

"Metalinguis" by Alter Bridge hits the PA System as the crowd immediately boo as Edge & Lita step through the curtains..

Jennifer Sparks: " on his way to the ring first...accompanied by Lita...from Toronto, Ontario, Canada!...weighing in at 240 pounds...The Rated R Superstar....EDGE!! "

Edge and Lita continue down the ramp as the crowd continues to boo...they enter the ring, where they make out. Edge stands and waits for his opponent.........

"The Time is Now" comes over the PA as we hear the crowd booing as John Cena makes his way out to the ramp

Jennifer Sparks: " Making his way to the ring at this time. He is the EWE Champion from West Newbury Massachusetts John Cena!! "

The crowd continues booing as Cena makes his way down the ramp holding the EWE title above his head. Cena slides into the ring getting up as he holds the title up in the air. He stares and smirks towards Edge before handing his title over to the ref as the bell sounds

Jonathan Steele: " Well by the sounds of it doesn't look like the crowd would mind to see any of these two superstars go. "

Tazz: " Isn't it a bit weird that this match came out of nowhere "

Jay: " Obviously the writter of this match, didn't read the results for the last Chaos, otherwise he woulda seen the many different parts in the results, devoted to building this up quickly.."

Tazz: " who said that? "

Jonathan Steele: " Erm I tend not to think of those things Tazz, but wouldn't it be funny if the champ lost and was fired "

PINK SLIP ON A POLE MATCH
JOHN CENA VS EDGE

The two stare each other down as they circle the ring, Edge suddenly runs for the pole and jumps to the top turnbuckle to attempt to garb the pink slip to win the match. Cena smirkness quickly disappears, he pounces and Cena giving him a hard elbow to the back to nock him off the turnbuckle. Unlike Edge, Cena decides not to go straight away for the pink slip and stomps hard on Edge. Edge is picked up by the roots of his hair and is thrown head first in to the turnbuckle. Cena tries to bang his head off the turnbuckle again but Edge swiftly lands an elbow to Cena's head.

Cena turns around stunned for a few moments as Edge tries to captalise and hits a hard right to the back of Cena's Head again. Edge kicks at the back of Cena's legs knocking him down to his knees and follows up with a dropkick to the back. Edge smiles as he has the upperhand. He picks Cena off from the ground and thrusts his Knees into the gut of John Cena. He does it again to inflect more pain. Her throws Cena off the ropes and goes for a standing dropkick Cena holds onto the ropes.

Edge slowly gets up, eventually he gets to his feet but is knocked right down again by a running clothesline from Cena. Edge is up straight away but Cena continues his attack by giving him another one. Cena is starting to fire up. Edge gets up dazed from Cena's quick attacks and walks straight into Cena lifting him up nailing Edge with the killswitch (spin out power bomb) Edge cries in pain holding the back of his after landing hard on the mat. Cena thinks he has this in the bag makes his way to the turnbuckle where the pink slip is hanging on the pole. Edge is back onto his feet still holding his head, Cena is on the top turnbuckle Cena reaches up grabbing the pink slip but Edge grabs his legs and mounts Cena onto his shoulders. Cena looks around him as he sits on Edge's shoulders. Cena hits the mat with a huge thump as Edge plants him with the Electric Chair face buster. Both men are down

Jonathan Steele: That impact took it right out of both superstars.

Edge is the first one to his feet and slowly makes his way towards Cena. He picks Cena up but Cena hits a hard right hand to Edges midsection, Edge retaliates by hitting Cena in the face, it develops into a fist fight both men trying to come out on top. Cena goes for an Irish whip but drags Edge right back to connect with a clothesline Edge ducks and counters into a sleeper hold bringing Cena to his feet. Edge shouts at Cena as he has a tight grip on the hold, he moves about trying to get as much pressure as possible, to wear out Cena. Edge's smile disappears as Cena starts to try to get back on to his feet and with all his strength he his up holding Edge up with him. Cena lets out a huge roar and manages to get Edge into a releasing fisherman suplex.

Cena shakes his head as Edge gets back onto his feet, Cena runs off the ropes as if to go for a shoulder block Edge steps out of the way but on the rebound Cena hits Edge with the Throwback (running neck snap from behind) Cena stares at Edge but then suddenly jumps on him and locks in the STFU. Edge screams in pain and is no where near the able to get out of it.

Jonathan Steele: Look at the face of John Cena, he looks like he's possessed. Look at him he's trying to snap Edges neck off

Cena continues his hold but knowing that it won't win him the match he lets go. He gets up and looks around the whole arena with a sick and evil smile. He stands over Edge allowing him to get to his feet, toying with him, everyone in the building knows what Cena is building up for.


Tazz: Doesn't Cena not realise that he could have had the pink slip by now!

Edge finally gets up dead to the world, no breath what so ever, right away Cena picks him up onto his shoulders. Ready for the FU NO, Edge scambles off his shoulders, and out of nowhere nails the Edgecution. Edge rolls over to the turnbuckle catching his breath at the other side of the ring. Cena holds his head and blinks repeatedly wondering what the fuck just happened.

Edge leans against the turnbuckle, he waves his arm in the air telling Cena to get up. Cena at the opposite turnbuckle uses the ropes to help him up. Edge see's this as his chance, Edge sprints towards Cena, Cena turns around. Spear NO! Cena moves out of the way and Edge smacks the steel turnbuckle. Edge turns around screaming in pain holding his shoulder. Cena Lifts him up and this time connects cleanly with the FU!!

Edge is out cold, Cena stands over him and laughs he walks to the turnbuckle, just before he grabs the pink slip he turns around, smiles at Edge and waves goodbye to him. Cena grabs the pink slip as the bell rings to signal the end of the match.



Winner Via Retrieval: JOHN CENA
Match Time: 8:43

Jennifer Sparks: " Here is your winner, the EWE Champion John Cena!!! "

Cena snatches the belt off the official and makes his way up the ramp





"Killing in the Name Of" by Rage Against the Machine comes over the PA as Kris Jaxson makes his way out

Jesse Ventura: " The following contest is set for one fall and is for the X Division title. Making his way to the ring the challenger. Hailing from New Orleans Louisiana Kris Jaxson!! "

Kris makes his way down the ramp as the crowd cheers and boos Kris as he makes his way into the ring

"Hell" by Disturbed comes over the PA as the champion makes his way out

Jesse Ventura: " And his opponent making his way to the ring. From Hamilton Ontario he is the current X Division Champion James Ceno!! "

The crowd cheers as Ceno walks out with the title hanging around his waist. Ceno stands at the top of the ramp looking down at the ring where Jaxson is standing as he walks down the ramp towards the ring. Ceno climbs inot the ring taking off the belt as he hands it over to the referee who calls for the bell

X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
JAMES CENO[c] VS KRIS JAXSON

The bell sounds as both men stand in the ring as they walk to the middle of the ring and start having a war of words with one another. The war of words quickly turns into a war of fist as Ceno & Jaxson stand toe to toe dealing one another shot after shot finally Ceno gets the upper hand with a knee to the gut following up with a double under hook suplex that sends Jaxson across the ring as he lands hard on the mat. Ceno gets to his feet and goes after Jaxson grabbing hold of his leg as Ceno jerks the leg in one direction causing Jaxson to scream in pain. Ceno does this once again as Jaxson tries to kick Ceno away with his free leg doing so as Ceno falls to the mat. Ceno quickly gets to his feet as Jaxson slowly does the same showing some favor to his right leg which Ceno goes for but Jaxson is ready as he catches Ceno with a kick to the mouth

Kenny Greenwood: A nice kick by Kris Jaxson catches James Ceno right in the mouth.

Ceno gets to his feet a trickle of blood running from his mouth as Jaxson follows up with a hard clothesline knocking Ceno to the mat as he rolls out of the ring out to the floor as the referee begins the ten count. 1..2..3..4..Kris climbs out of the ring breaking the count as he goes after Ceno grabbing Ceno from behind as he tries to throw him into the steps but Ceno counters throwing Jaxson into the steps. The count restarts 1..2..3..4..5..Ceno grabs Jaxson tossing him into the ring at the count of seven as he enters the ring again going for a cover 1..2..Jaxson kicks out

Jimmy Justice: Ceno went for a quick cover but Kris kicked out at two.

Ceno gets to his feet grabbing Jaxson as he lifts him to his feet Jaxson fires back with a right hand following up with a knee to the gut as he delivers a gut wrench power bomb driving Ceno to the mat as he goes for a cover 1..2..Ceno kicks out Ceno grabs Jaxson's head locking in a rear chin lock as the referee looks for a submission. Jaxson fights up to his feet as Ceno has to switch to a side headlock as Jaxson picks up Ceno and drops him with a back suplex causing Ceno to release the headlock

Kenny Greenwood: Kris Jaxson fought his way out of a rear chin lock and dropped James Ceno onto the mat with a back suplex.

Both men slowly get to there feet as Ceno throws a right hand but Jaxson blocks it and firs back with one of his own. Jaxson throws several more rights backing Ceno against the ropes as he whips him across the ring catching Ceno with a spine buster as the crowd cheers

Jimmy Justice: Ceno went for a quick cover but Kris kicked out at two. Kris Jaxson caught James Ceno with a spine buster and looks to be in control.


Jaxson gets to his feet as Ceno does the same Ceno grabs Jaxson and delivers a knee to the gut following up with an attempt at a double under hook suplex but Jaxson counters breaking Ceno's grip Jaxson grabs Ceno and goes for the Jax-Attack but Ceno counters shoving Jaxson away as he turns Jaxson around as he grabs Jaxson trying to deliver Electric Fire but Jaxson counters that breaking Ceno's grip as he grabs Ceno and delivers the Jax-Attack to Ceno following up with a cover 1..2..3!!


Winner Via Pinfall: KRIS JAXSON
Match Time: 7:32

Jesse Ventura: " Here's your winner & NEW EWE X Division Champion Kris Jaxson!! "




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"Cold" by Crossfade hits the PA System which draws the crowd to their feet. Johnny steps through the curtains, getting more people to cheer.

Jennifer Sparks: " The Following Contest is an Extreme Rules Match, scheduled for One Fall...On his way to the ring, from Kansas City Missouri, weighing in at 232 Pounds...The Extreme One...Johnny Chaos!! "

Johnny continues down as he slaps a couple hands on the way, he slides into the ring and hops on the turnbukle to taunt the crowd. He hops down and awaits his opponent. After a few moments, his music dies down and is replaced with "River" by Good Charlotte, the crowd shifts from cheers to boos as Lynx Madison steps through the curtains, with a smirk directed towards Johnny. Madison has a mic in his hand and he raises his hand up to stop Jennifer from announcing him.

Lynx Madison: " Woa there Jennifer, slow down...You See Johnny, I would love to kick your ass right now, I really would...but as it so happens, I can't compete tonight.. "

Jonathan Steele: " What the heck is he talking about? "

Tazz: " Just hold on Steele, so he can tell us.. "

Lynx Madison: " Now I would go into detail and tell you why, but I'm affraid, it's personal "

Tazz: " Okay, maybe not "

Jonathan Steele: " I was really looking forward to this "

Tazz: " Me too, I love Extreme Rules.. "

Lynx Madison: " Now don't worry folks, I know you wanna see "The Extreme One" in Extreme Rules....so...I have took the liberty to find a suitable replacement.. "

Jonathan Steele: " What's he talking about...who's... "

SNNNNNNITSKY

Jonathan Steele: " Oh god...I didn't even know he was in eWe.. "

Tazz: " He's not...Madison obviously has connections...wow, I ain't getting on his bad side.. "

Snitsky walks through the curtains, looking as nasty and fearce as ever as he stands by Madison and stares at Johnny.

Jennifer Sparks: " Uhh...and His opponent? From WWE RAW...weighing 307 pounds...Snitsky! "

Snitsky continues down the ramp as Madison follows close behind with a smirk. Snitsky enters the ring as Johnny still can't believe what's going on. Snitsky looks at Johnny, fearce as normal as the bell rings.

EXTREME RULES MATCH
JOHNNY CHAOS VS LYNX MADISON SNITSKY

Snistky stands there, while Johnny contemplates what to do..

Tazz: Come on, take him out..

Jonathan Steele: come on Tazz, he prepared to face Lynx Madison...not Snitsky, that's two complete different styles..

Snitsky continues looking at Johnny as Johnny don't know what to do, finally he says fuck it, and charges forward, only to be leveled with a clothesline.

Tazz: Well, that didn't work..

Madison is standing on the outside smiling as Snitsky picks Johnny up and whips him into the corner, Snitsky hits a couple knees to the gut then backs off, before charging forward with a clothesline in the corner. Snitsky drags Johnny up and whips him into the ropes, Johnny slides between his legs and bounces off the other end, Snitsky turns around, and drops Johnny with a boot.

Jonathan Steele: This just isn't right..

Tazz: since when was you a big Johnny fan?

Jonathan Steele: I just hate when people get treated wrongly...there's not a damn thing wrong with Lynx Madison

Tazz: how do you know that?

Jonathan Steele: Why is he still here, if he can't compete? and why couldn't he say what his problem was

Tazz: like he said, it's personal, it's none of our business

Jonathan Steele: ya, I'm not buying it..

Johnny rolls out of the ring to re-cooperate, only to be whipped into the steps by Madison.

Jonathan Steele: Ya, he really can't compete

Madison picks Johnny up and rolls him back into the ring, where Snitsky levels him with another powerful clothesline after he gets up. Snitsky picks Johnny up and holds him up by the throat with both hands, before slamming him back hard into the mat. He once again drags Johnny back up, but Johnny comes back with a low blow, followed by a quick DDT.

Tazz: No matter how big you are, that always hurts

Jonathan Steele: no kidding, and thankfully, we may not see any off spring of this guy, that's definately not a bad thing

Johnny gets up and out of nowhere, suicide dives through the ropes crashing ontop of Madison as the crowd roars. Johnny hits shot after shot before pulling Madison up and flinging him over the security wall. Johnny then walks over by the announce table and grabs a steel chair. he slides in and waits for Snitsky to turn around. As he does he cracks Snitsky right between the eyes, but he don't fall.

Jonathan Steele: Did you hear that impact?!

Tazz: and he's still up too!

Johnny cracks him again, this time so hard he dents the chair, but Snitsky still don't fall. Johnny drops the chair and runs off the ropes hitting a moonsault, getting a 1 count. Johnny rolls back out and retrieves a table from under the ring, as the crowd explodes. He slides the table in and sets it up in the corner. As he turns around Snitsky is starring at him, looking mad. Johnny charges, but Snitsky drops him with a side slam. He hooks the leg for a two count.

Tazz: RAW Power Johnny is dealing with..

Jonathan Steele: Did you realize this is a inter-fed Match?

Tazz: took you that long to figure it out?

Snitsky picks Johnny up for the Pump Handle Slam, but Johnny counters and rolls over the top of him. Johnny backs up waiting for Snitsky to turn around, as he does, Johnny spears him right through the Table!

Jonathan Steele: Oh my!

Tazz: Yea Baby!

Johnny sits up against the bottom ropes catching his breath as the fans go wild. Johnny finally manages to pull himself up, but Snitsky isn't too far behind him. Johnny spots Lynx in the ring with a chair swinging it his way, Johnny quickly rolls out of the way, as Madison cracks Snitsky! Snitsky stands there really pissed, Madison drops the chair and high tails his way out of the ring as Snitsky walks to the edge furious at Madison, Johnny gets back up and spins Snitsky around, planting him with and Extreme MakeOver onto the Chair!!

Jonathan Steele: Is this it?!

Tazz: It has to be!

Johnny covers getting the 1, 2, 3 as the crowd cheers.



Winner Via Pinfall: JOHNNY CHAOS
Match Time: 7:14

Jennifer Sparks: " Ladies and gentlemen your winner...The Extreme One...Johnny Chaos!!! "

"Cold" by Crossfade hits again as Johnny gets up celebrating as he watches Madison head up the ramp.

Jonathan Steele: " Well he got the victory, but I imagine he much rather of been facing Madison "

Tazz: " I'm sure he would, but right now he needs to be happy he survived Snitsky.. "





Kenny Greenwood: " Straight off from one hellacious match with Johnny and Snitsky to another, but now its gonna get a womens touch to it "

Jimmy Justice: " Who would have thought that when this great championship came to pass, we would see two women fighting to be All American Champion "

Kenny Greenwood: " Not only that, but you've got two women fighting in a hardcore match, this is a rare once in a blue moon occassion Jimmy "

Jimmy Justice: " She's got the Xtreme Team Challenge to come up later tonight, but knowing Android #18 that will not blip her concentration "

Kenny Greenwood: " Oh certainly, you can be guaranteed for sure that Android #18 will bring hell regardless of being double booked "

Jesse Ventura: " The following contest is the Hardcore Rules match and it for the All American Championship "

Spooky music begins rumbling around the arena as a huge "WHAT?" chant starts by the crowd. The eery music continues, before a huge pyro explosion is set off, almost exploding the arena and sending the crowd into panic before "Sinner" by Drowning Pool blasts around the arena, this calms the crowd down, as Android 18 comes out holding the All American Championship in her hands, she raises it up as another pyro explosion is let off, and then she smiles making her way to the ring

Jesse Ventura: " Introducing first, from St.Cloud, Minnesota, weighing in at 135 pounds.. she is the reigning ALL AMERICAN CHAMPION.. ANDROID #18 "

"ITS ANTONIA..BITCH" is gently heard off the PA system as the crowd boo. "Gimme More" by Britney Spears rings around the crowd, as Antonia Malone comes out smugly to a huge heat. She tries to top off Android 18 pyro entrance with one of her own, but the flames almost catch onto her as she screams in fear. The crowd laugh, as Antonia get irate, she argues back and then smacktalks Android 18 from the top of the ramp, as she waves her hands around her waist shouting out "3-0"

Jesse Ventura: " And her opponent, the challenger, making her way to the ring from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.. ANTONIA MALONE! "

Jimmy Justice: " Ever since Antonia Malone has come onto Wednesday Night Xplosion and EWE for that matter she has been a thorn in Android #18 side "

Kenny Greenwood: " Thus far Android has not been able to pluck her out, and the big question is, can Antonia make it 3-0 to get the All American Championship? "

ALL AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP
HARDCORE RULES MATCH
ANDROID #18[c] VS ANOTNIA MALONE

Antonia skips toward the ring as the bell sounds, shes wearing a prada purse around her arm. Android 18 motions her hand for the rock like just bring it taunt. Antonia tells Android to comes to the ropes, Android walks over falling right into Antonias trap as she decks her across the face with the handbag. She then hops into the ring and continuonsly bashes Androids face with the handbag. Antonia then pushes Android to the ropes and then spins her around for a hair-pull snapmare. She then drags Android 18 to the corner, before stomping her foot in her face for a corner foot choke

Jimmy Justice: Well it looks like Android 18 is paying the price for not having any fashion sense

Kenny Greenwood: Fashion sense? What does clothes have anything to do with a wrestling match

Jimmy Justice: Not clothes, similiarly to how we're judged by our cars, girls like to evaluate on there handbags

Kenny Greenwood: So Android 18 is being punished for not having a prada?

Antonia then taunts Android #18 precisely for not having a nice designer handbag like hers. As she gets out some make-up from the purse, and smears it in Android #18 eyes. Antonia then laughs as she calls Android #18 a whore, and even with the dust of foundation and blusher powder on her eyes, Android #18 somehow manages to fight back, tackling Antonia to the floor, and then repeatedly punching her in the face. She then clutches Antonias head around and locks her in the dragon sleeper, as Antonia panics but quickly finds her way to the ropes

Jimmy Justice: It looks like Android #18 has just awoken, and she is by no means in a good mood

Kenny Greenwood: Playtime for Antonia is over, we got a match on our hands now

Jimmy Justice: What on earth do you think got Android #18 into gear though

Kenny Greenwood: You can call Android #18 alot of things, calling her a whore though has ticked her off

Android #18 then treats Antonia like a ragdoll, as she lifts her up, and then thrusts Antonia towards herself before connecting her forearm straight onto Antonia's throat for a short arm clothesline. She then monkey flips Antonia into the ropes, before bouncing off the top rope to spin Antonias neck around with a corkscrew neckbreaker. She goes for the pin as the ref counts 1..2..Antonia nudges a shoulder up to escape. Android #18 then grabs Antonias hair and throws her into the corner turnbuckle, towering over her for ten punches before setting her up for a superplex, but Antonia conters with a top rope sunset flip

Kenny Greenwood: what a reversal, just when it looked like Android #18 was in cruise control, Antonia spins things around

Jimmy Justice: Haha I told you Kenny, don't understimate this girl, shes got skills, and its moves like this which will put Antonia Malone on her way to winning the
All American Championship


Antonia then skips in celebration, dancing around whilst taunting the fans by tapping her hand on her head to rub the fact that she outsmarted Android #18 as the crowd give her a huge boo. She then rolls out of the ring, and flips the ring apron up, searching around for weapons. Antonia pulls out a table, and rolls it in the ring. Shes about to go back in, but she doesn't stop there as she goes back to the ring apron and begins retrieving all sorts of foreign objects. From Steel Chairs, 4x4, Matches, Gasoline, and a trash can as the crowd get worked up

Kenny Greenwood: What in the hell is Antonia playing at, what is the need for so much weapons

Jimmy Justice: Duh, its a hardcore match, and things are about to get extreme

Kenny Greenwood: I understand that Jimmy, but Antonia is going abit over the top

Jimmy Justice: Nothing is over the top when your goal is to win a championship

Antonia then rolls back in and sets up the table. She waits for Android #18 to get back to her feet, and as she does, she levels her straight in the face with a hard steel chair shot. She goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..2..but Android kicks out much to the shock of Antonia. Irate Antonia then hangs Android #18 head back up in a daze, before charging half way across the ring for a running
bulldog planting Android #18s face straight through the table. She goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..2..3? No Android #18 gets an elbow up as Antonia looks on screaming in frustration

Jimmy Justice: And Antonia has every right to be seething, she just knocked out Android #18 cold with a steel chair shot, and then crashed her head straight
through a table, and that bitch still isn't down


Kenny Greenwood: You gotta give Android #18 credit where credit is due. This is the spirit of a fighting champion

Antonia then lifts Android 18 back up, she fumes as she kicks her in the gut and goes for a standardised russian legsweep, but Android #18 delivers hard elbows to Antonias face to get out, she then bounces off the ropes before storming on Antonia for a lou thesz press followed by several left and right clubs to the head. Android #18 then looks over to the 4x4, the gasoline and matches. The crowd cheer sensing what she's about to do. She pours abit of gasoline at one end of the 4x4, she then goes over to the matches to ignite it, but then she realises

Kenny Greenwood: Wait why the hell would Android 18 need a pair of matches to light something up in fire

Jimmy Justice: Why not, its the standard procedure, how else do you suppose shes going to set something alight, with her hands?

Kenny Greenwood: Uh yuh? Have you got amnesia or something, have you completly forgotten about how she does her trademark fireball

Clearly Jimmy has, as Android 18 sparks her hand over the side of the gasoline poured 4x4, ignited into flames. The crowd roar as the 4x4 blazes from one end. Android 18 waits for Antonia to get up, Antonia lifts herself back up using the ropes. The crowd beging chanting "BURN! BABY! BURN" as Antonia has no idea what awaits her. She turns around as Android #18 comes speeding towards her with the burning 4x4, she swings at Antonia as the crowd get ready
to flash there cameras for Antonia on fire, she turns around, Android #18 swings, but Antonia ducks

Jimmy Justice: She missed it! Antonia escaped fire

Kenny Greenwood: It ain't over yet though, the fire still burns

Android #18 then goes to swing again, but Antonia dodges it once more, before quickly snapping to her knees to lowblow Android #18 and then flip her legs up for a hurricanrana as Android #18 drops the flaming 4x4 as it melts through apart of the ring mat. Antonia then puts a trash can on Android #18, gets a steel chair and then slams Android #18 whilst Android #18 is trapped in the trash can. She then plunges Android #18 out and then delivers a thunderous bitch slap before kicking her in the gut for the Mile High Club. She goes for the cover to secure victory, as the ref counts 1..2..but Android #18 flips out of the pinfall and then sets Antonia straight into position for the Annihiliation

Kenny Greenwood: This surely has got to be it now?

Android #18 then crawls over to pin Antonia as the ref counts 1..2..NO! Kickout

Kenny Greenwood: Holy Jesus Samson Africa, Antonia kicked out, what is it gonna take for one of these women to call it a day?

Antonia despite being groggy and mashed up, still manages to gloat for escaping the pinfall, but her smile doesn't last too long as Android #18 clutches her legs and then stretches her back to lock her firmly into the Eighteen Points of Pain. Antonias first reaction is to try to reach towards the ropes, shes gets a fingertip
away from them, but then with her last ounce of strength, Android #18 pulls her straight back into the center of the ring, leaving Antonia with nowhere to go. She tries her best to resist, but has no choice but to tap out as her hands smacks repeatedly against the mat



Winner Via Submission: ANDROID #18
Match Time: 15:37

Jesse Ventura: " Here is your winner of the match by submission.. and STILL THE ALL AMERICAN CHAMPION.. ANDROID #18!" "

Kenny Greenwood: " Android #18 retains, and what a way she did it in. If anybody doubted her capabilities as a champion, she proved it here tonight "

Jimmy Justice: " Antonia Malone was screwed, Android #18 couldn't beat Antonia Malone in a standard wrestling match, she had to use weapons to win "

Kenny Greenwood: " Thats a bullshit excuse Jimmy and you know it, Antonia Malone gave it her all, but at the end of the day, Android #18 was too good for her"

The bell rings as "Sinner" by Drowning Pool blasts around the arena to a huge pop by the crowd. The ref goes to hand the All American Championship back to Android #18, but shes still lies in the middle of the ring exhausted from a hellacious match




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Jesse Ventura: " The following match is scheduled for one fall and if for the EWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! "

Kenny Greenwood: " Here we are, these two have gotten pretty personal in their promos, now it is time to lay it all on the line and see who will walk out the Champion. "

Jimmy Justice: " This ought to be a pretty rough match, judging by the way these two were talking to each other in the week leading up to the match. "

Kenny Greenwood: " And let us not forget just a couple weeks ago, when Dan Taylor aided Shawn Ashlocke in their vicious assault on our World Champion. "

The lights fade to black, as the beginning of "No Way Out" by the Stone Temple Pilots begins to play. A strobe light flashes and shows Cameron Hayden standing on the top of the stage, still as a statue. It goes out and then flashes again, and Hayden begins moving, as a flashlight lights his trail down the ring. The crowd cheers for Hayden as he makes his way down the stage, his gaze locked onto the ring.

Jesse Ventura: " Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 209 pounds, he hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania by way of Centralia, Pennsylvania. He is the current and defending EWE World Heavyweight Champion, Cameron HAYDEN! "

Hayden takes off the title belt and leaps up onto the ring apron, lifting the title with one arm and pointing out at the crowd, and then at himself as he yells "I'm Above You!" He then gets into the ring and does the same on the opposite side, before leaning back against the corner and awaiting his opponent.

Kenny Greenwood: " The Champ is looking good tonight. "

Jimmy Justice: " Dude... gay... "

"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super" sounds over the PA, as the crowd begins to boo and "The Church Of Hot Addiction" by Cobra Starship begins to play, as Dan Taylor steps onto the stage, a cocky smirk on his face, as he makes his way down to the ring. The crowd yells at him, but the cocky Taylor ignores it.

Jesse Ventura: " And his opponent, the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by Antonia Malone, he weighs in at 240 pounds, from Los Angeles, California, "The Franchise" Dan Taylor! "

Taylor climbs into the ring as Antonia applauds him from the outside. He stands on the top turnbuckle, posing as the crowd boo's and Hayden glares a hole through the challenger.

Kenny Greenwood: " if looks could kill... "

Jimmy Justice: " You'd probably be dead you ugly fuck. "

Kenny Greenwood: " You can't say fuck on TV "

Jimmy Justice: " This is a Pay-Per-View I can say whatever the FUCK I want. "

Hayden hands the title belt over to the ref, and he raises it up in the air, before presenting it to Taylor, who rubs a hand over the gold, and then he presents to Hayden, he touches the gold as well, as the ref hands the title over to the time keeper. He signals for the bell.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPCAMERON HAYDEN[c] VS DAN TAYLOR

Kenny Greenwood: And we're underway...

Hayden and Taylor both slowly walk towards the center of the ring, talking trash to each other. Once they arrived in the center, Taylor shoved Hayden. Hayden responded by shoving Taylor back. Taylor slapped the Champion across the face.

Jimmy Justice: Look at that! Ha! I love it!

Hayden touches a hand to his face and laughs as Taylor laughs at Hayden. Cameron the rushes in and hits a few stiff forearms on the Challenger before backing him up against the ropes. Hayden then backs up and runs at Taylor, but he quickly ducks down out of the ring, to avoid Hayden. As he backs away he points at his temple, as to tell Hayden He was smarter than him.

Kenny Greenwood: The Challenger ducking out of harms way.

Jimmy Justice: he's just taking a breather.

Hayden backs up, and runs, leaping over the ropes at Taylor as he gets his face examined by Antonia Malone. She sees Hayden coming and moves, but Taylor gets get from behind by the flying World Champion, downing him on the outside.

Kenny Greenwood: The Champ takes to the air and it pays off.

Jimmy Justice: Hayden got lucky with that one. Had Taylor moved, it could've been the end of him.

Hayden and Taylor both slowly pull themselves up. Hayden takes a swing at Taylor, and Taylor returns the shot. The ref begins his ten count.

Ref: One....

Taylor and Hayden lock up, and Taylor swings Hayden into the ring barrier on the outside.

Ref: Two....

Kenny Greenwood: If they stay out there too long they may get counted out.

Jimmy Justice: Nice call John Madden

Ref: Three.....

Hayden is down on his knees in pain from running into the barrier, as Taylor approaches. Hayden hits him in the stomach with a punching, doubling him over.

Ref: Four...

Hayden drives an elbow int the back of Taylor's head and tries to ram it into the ring barrier, but Taylor blocks, elbows Hayden in the stomach and drives his head into the barrier. Hayden spins around and falls down to his knees, holding his forehead.

Ref: Five....

Taylor tries to lift Hayden up, but the Champion throws an elbow into the face of the Challenger. Taylor holds his nose in pain, as Hayden backs up...

Ref: Six....

Hayden spears Taylor down to the mat, and begins to pound on him, throwing several punches into the challengers face...

Ref: Seven....

Taylor head butts Hayden in the face, forcing him to back up. Taylor gets to his feet...

Ref: Eight....

The two lock up, and begin trying to gain superior position...

Ref: Nine.....

Upon hearing this, the two break the lock up and both run for the ring, sliding in.

Kenny Greenwood: They BARELY break the count at the last second.

Jimmy Justice: What an idiot! If Hayden had held him out there one more second, it would've been a draw and he would keep his title!

Kenny Greenwood: Maybe Hayden wants to win the match fairly.

Jimmy Justice: That's dumb. Leave it to YOU to say that.

Hayden and Taylor both lock up again inside of the ring. Out of nowhere, Taylor shoves Hayden back, and then attempts to hit the Champion with the West Coast Cutter. Hayden shoves him off. As Taylor is sitting on the mat picking himself up, Hayden runs in and stiffly kicks Taylor in the back, right across the spine!

Kenny Greenwood: That stung from here!

Hayden pulls Taylor to his feet and shoots him off into the ropes, Hayden then takes him down with a standing dropkick. He then follows it up with a standing moonsault and goes for the pin...

Ref: One.... Two... NO!

Taylor kicks out, and Hayden stands up. Taylor is down on all fours, as Hayden lines up to punt Taylor's head as he had done to Hayden a few weeks back. Taylor moves out of the way, and Hayden turns to turn the move to a spinning kick to Taylor's head.

Kenny Greenwood: Looks like Taylor might have a footprint on his face now.

Hayden goes for a pin:

Ref: One... Two... NO!

Taylor gets his foot on the ropes. Cameron gets up, and Taylor is pulling on Cameron to pull himself up, when the ref comes near, Taylor shoves him out of the way and hits Cameron with a low blow, Cameron doubled over in pain. Taylor ran and hit a knee lift into Cameron's face, causing the Champion to fall backwards. He then dropped down and locked Cameron in a chinlock.

Kenny Greenwood: The first submission in the match surprisingly coming from Dan Taylor.

Jimmy Justice: Why is it so weird? He does spend a lot of time with Dean Malenko.

Jimmy Justice: So?

Jimmy Justice: The man of 1,000 holds?

Kenny Greenwood: I doubt he'd have time to show all of them to Taylor.

Taylor continues to wrench on Hayden's head. The ref asks Hayden for a submission, but Hayden tells him "no." Taylor stands, and drags Hayden along. Once they're both vertical, he lets go of the hold, and connects with a standing dropkick into Hayden's back. Hayden falls face down onto the mat, and slowly begins pulling himself to his feet. Taylor then see's an opportunity and runs in, his boot connecting with the side of Cameron's head. The Champion slumps and falls through the ropes to the outside.

Kenny Greenwood: He just drove his boot through Cameron's skull!

Cameron slowly begins to pull himself to his feet, as Antonia Malone signals to Taylor from behind Cameron. Taylor runs towards Cameron and goes for a baseball slide kick, but Hayden moves, and Taylor slides into Antonia, knocking her down.

Jimmy Justice: Looks like someone will be sleeping on the couch tonight.

Taylor checks on the fallen Antonia, as Cameron comes up behind and locks in the Contraception!

Jimmy Justice: Ha ha! Hayden can't do crap with Taylor out there.

Taylor backs Cameron up and rams him into one of the ring posts forcing Hayden to break the hold. Taylor grabs Hayden and forces him into the ring, Taylor follows in quickly. As soon as he is standing, Cameron takes him down with a dropkick to the knee. Dan slowly pulls himself up to a kneeling position and Cameron quickly tries to follow up with a shining wizard, but Taylor blocks the move, and grabs Cameron's leg, knocking him down to the mat.

Kenny Greenwood: Great reversal by Taylor.

Taylor kicks the back of Hayden's knee a few times, before flipping him over and locking him in a Half-Crab. Hayden quickly gets to the ropes, breaking the hold.

Kenny Greenwood: We're seeing a multitude of technical holds from Dan Taylor

Jimmy Justice: He's done two...

Hayden gets up, as Taylor comes up from behind him and locks his arms around Cameron's waist and then hits a Release German suplex onto the Champion. Taylor goes for a pin:

Ref: One... two.... NO!

Hayden just barely gets his shoulder up. Taylor pounds the mat and begins to argue with the ref. Cameron gets up behind Taylor and spins him around, kicking him in the stomach, before hitting a swinging neckbreaker. Both men lie on the mat, trying to pull themselves up.

Kenny Greenwood: These two stars are exhausted.?

Jimmy Justice: Someone get the hell up!

Kenny Greenwood: Why do you care so much?

Jimmy Justice: I'm watching two guys lie together in the ring, I'm starting to feel gay...

Hayden slowly pulls himself up on the ropes. Taylor follows suit on the other side of the ring. Both men charge at each other and go for shoulder blocks, but neither man budges. They glare at each other for a second before running at opposite sides of the ring. They meet in the center once again and they still don't budge. Taylor and Hayden once again stare off. They lock up and Taylor shoots Hayden off into the corner. He climbs up the turnbuckle and leaps back with a Corkscrew Moonsault downing them both once again.

Kenny Greenwood: Another high risk maneuver pays off for Hayden.

Jimmy Justice: His luck will run out soon, you watch.

Hayden is the first up, and slowly he pulls Taylor towards the corner. He then goes through the ropes and pulls himself to the top rope. He leaps off with a 450 Splash, but Taylor moves and Hayden crashes into the mat.

Jimmy Justice: I told you so.

Kenny Greenwood: Well, the laws of probability helped you a bit...

Jimmy Justice: No, I just know best.

Taylor gets up and delivers a stiff kick into Cameron's mid-section, before rolling the Champion over and trying to pin him

Ref: One... two... thr-NO!

Hayden raises his shoulder. Taylor gets up and argues with the ref once more, As Hayden pulls himself up in the corner. Taylor turns and tries to spear Hayden, but Cameron lifts his legs up and slips them through the ropes and slides out of the way, and Taylor crashes into the ring post. Hayden quickly grabs Taylor's legs and pulls him down, so the post is between his legs. Hayden then locks in a Figure Four around the post!

Kenny Greenwood: That move right there could destroy a knee!

Jimmy Justice: it can make a ring post smell like ball sweat too.

Hayden holds it was the referee counts to four, and breaks it before risking disqualification. He slides into the ring, and pulls Taylor to his feet. Taylor is limping. He throws an elbow into Cameron's face, and downs him with a DDT, before he rolls to the outside and limps around outside of the ring. Cameron is up quickly, and goes running and dives out at Taylor. The challenger ducks, and Hayden crashes into the ring barrier, landing in a heap on the floor. Taylor see's an opportunity and rolls Cameron into the ring. He slowly follows after.

Kenny Greenwood: Taylor moving a little slower now.

Cameron pulls himself up, and Taylor tries to hit Cameron with a Taylor Made, but his knee gives out, forcing him to fall down to one knee. Cameron would follow the move up with a sinning wizard, downing Taylor. Cameron would go for a quick pin

Ref: One... Two... NO!

Taylor barely escapes. Both men are lying on the mat. Taylor is closer to the ropes and pulls himself up with the aid of them. Cameron gets up slowly behind him. Hayden attempts to lock the Contraception on he stumbling Taylor, but, Dan drops down, escaping Hayden's grasp. He then uses the front of Hayden's tights to leverage the Champion to the outside of the ring

Kenny Greenwood: Taylor using Hayden's wardrobe to his advantage!

Taylor gets up, and pulls himself over he top rope, landing on Cameron on he floor below. He uses the ring apron to pull himself up, and he grabs Cameron by the hair and shoves the Champion into the ring. Taylor comes in and stands behind Cameron waiting for him to pull himself up. Once Hayden was up, Taylor locked his arms around Hayden's waist and attempted a second German Suplex, but Cameron landed on his feet, and locked Taylor into the Contraception!

Kenny Greenwood: he's got it locked in right in the middle of the ring!

Jimmy Justice: But look! Taylor isn't tapping!!

Cameron swings Dan around, trying to wear him down as the hold prevented blood flow in Taylor's head. Dan dropped down to his knee's as Cameron continued to swing him back and forth. Taylor's arm still held up strong though, moving, trying to keep himself out of risk of passing out. Taylor began to rally! Slowly he pulled himself up to his feet and threw an elbow into Cameron stomach one.. TWICE! But, Cameron then kicked Taylor's legs out from under him, and drove him down face first while still in the Contraception, which was Cameron's OTHER finishing move, the BIRTH CONTROL!

Kenny Greenwood: BIRTH CONTROL!!!

Cameron rolls Taylor over and pins him

Ref: One.... Two.... THREE!!!



Winner Via Pinfall: CAMERON HAYDEN
Match Time: 20:43

Jesse Ventura: " Here is your winner and STILL EWE World Heavyweight Champion Cameron HAYDEN! "

The referee hands Hayden his title and he climbs the turnbuckle, raising the title over his head, and pointing out at the crowd! He hops down, and puts the title over his shoulder as "No Way Out" by the Stone Temple Pilots plays




Ya, I can't think of anything witty..I'll let Abdul make something up next Xplosion lol


Announcer: Xplosion Presents, eWe Chill Factor, Live December 23rd and only on Pay Per View!






Security guards go into the crowd, and begin separating the crowd in two halfs. On one side they put all the Chaos fans, and on the other all the Xplosion
fans

Jimmy Justice: "What the hell is this? Why this over the top crowd separation process"

Tazz: "I believe it was a suggestion made by the great White Tiger, put the Chaos fans on one side, the Xplosion on the other, have it like they had for the WCW/ECW Invasion in 2001"

Jimmy Justice: "I have that Pay-Per-View on DVD, who whould have thought Austin woulda turned on all em sumbitches"

Jonathan Steele: "Yuh, that was a very rare heel Austin, just as good as his face days, but intresting to say the least"

Kenny Greenwood: "Unfortunately Stone Cold is no longer our chairman though, early on tonight he lost his right to the company after Vince McMahon took his summit back to
the number one position in EWE"

Jonathan Steele: "But right now do you know what time is it"

Kenny Greenwood: "Hammertime?"

Jimmy Justice: "Nu uh"

Todd Grisham: "IT'S TIME FOR THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT"

Kenny Greenwood: "Good going Todd you stretched the page"

Todd Grisham: "Sorry"

Jimmy Justice: "More importantly get the hell out of our results, you aint employed by us, go back to second rate commentary on Sunday Night Heat you sack of shit"

Jennifer Sparks: "The following contest is the Xtreme Team Challenge between Team Chaos and Team Xplosion and is tonights featured Main Event. Now the rules of this match are as follows, the match will be contested under extreme rules which means no disqualification or countout can occur. To win the match you must eliminate everybody individually from the opposing team. Eliminations can occur through submission, pinfall or knockout. Once all members of one team has been eliminated, the remaining superstar or superstars will win the match for their respected brand"

Snake and Johnny Nitro are already in the ring. "No Chance In Hell" by Jim Johnstone plays out over the PA Speakers as the Crowd Boo. Vince McMahon swaggers
out of the curtain looking rather smug. He walks down to the ring emphatically, waving to the crowd as they continue there heavy heat

Jennifer Sparks: "Ladies and Gentlemen, leading Team Chaos, please welcome the EWE Chairman.. MR.MCMAHON"

Vince then goes to ringside, and gets a seat to sit down, as he slouches in happily, to watch the proceedings

Jonathan Steele: "The winner will undoubtedly establish them as the superior brand of EWE"

The gentle guitar strings chime around the arena, before "Cocky" by Kidrock pumps on the PA System sending the crowd into europhia. Despite there being a crowd separation even the Xplosion side are cheering there hearts out. K~Dawg walks out from the Chaos side of the crowd to a huge ovation, he hops up and down in respect of the response. He claps the crowds hand, before making his way through the congestion to hop over the front row, and then jumps into the ring

Jennifer Sparks: "Representing Team Chaos, from Detroit, Michigan.. weighing in at 225 pounds.. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter!"

We hear the sounds of electric guitar as "King of My World" by Saliva blares over the PA System. Ciaran Michaels comes dancing out amongst the Chaos crowd, and he kneels down as the crowd go crazy trying to touch him, but about twenty security guards fend him. He raises his hand and looks up as a huge montage of fireworks are set off. He then bounces back up and charges through the crowd, sliding into the ring to high five K~Dawg

Jennifer Sparks: "Next representing Team Chaos, from San Antonia, Texas, weighing in at 245 pounds.. he is one half of the EWE Tag Team Champions and current International Champion.. Ciaran "RXK" Michaels!"

We hear emphatic shouts as "Step Up" by Drowning Pool groans over the arena to a huge cheer. Gino Knoxx comes out through the Chaos Crowd flexing his muscles,as a "GINO!" chant knocks out. Gino rolls over the barrier, and down the walkway posing continuosly. He slaps himself on the chest pumping himself up, beforewalking up the steel steps, and then shaking hands with his fellow compatriots on Team Chaos

Jennifer Sparks: "Finally representing Team Chaos, from Knoxxville, Tenessee.. weighing in at 285 pounds.. one half of the EWE Tag Team Champions.. Gino "Perfection" Knoxx!"

Jeniffer then passes over the mic to Xplosion ring announcer Jesse Ventura. "1 Thing" by Amerie rings around the arena as Jenna Jameson comes skipping outto a mixed reaction. She doesn't bother playing to the crowd, and just walks down by the aisle, and gets a seat setup next to Vince McMahon as she sits down

Jesse Ventura: "Boys and Girls, to lead Team Xplosion, please welcome Xplosion General Manager.. JENNA JAMESON"

The London Symphony Orchestra then roll out with a classical rhythm before we hear the sound of raindrops and a huge surge of thunder blast at the top of the ramp. The orchestra then die down as the hip hop beat of "Make It Rain" by Fat Joe pumps around the arena. Sean Lewis comes out through the curtain, to a fireworkswaterfall, and recieves a mixed reaction

Jesse Ventura: "Introducing first there opponents, representing Team Xplosion.. weighing in at 190 pounds from Minneapolis, Minnesota.. Sean "The Slug" Lewis"

"Hell" by Disturbed plays over the PA system, freaking out little kids. James Ceno then comes out through the Xplosion crowd to a huge cheer. A few girls pat his bald head wishing him luck, but then he pauses and explains them the fundamentals of a male and female relationship and outlines his reason for his relationship with Gemini. A few of them snooze off, but he still gets cheered as he makes his way down into the ring

Jesse Ventura: "Next representing Team Xplosion, from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 291 pounds.. James "The Firestorm" Ceno!"

"Sinner" by Drowning Pool plays for the second time in the evening. Android #18 comes out through the crowd wearing a Team Xplosion shirt. She goes to rip it off as the crowd expect her to flash her boobs, but instead all they see is her normal attire with the All American Championship strapped arouns her waist. She slaps a few pervs in the face for thinking like horny teenagers. She then salutes the strong females in the crowd, before jumping into the ring

Jesse Ventura: "Making her way to the ring from St.Cloud, Minnesota, representing Team Xplosion, weighing in at 135 pounds.. she is the All American Champion.. Android #18!"

The crowd go silent, before a voice shouts over the PA

"DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE"

The crowd let out a huge roar for one of the biggest pops of the night, the voice continues as usual

"YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY.. WAKE UP!!!"

The crowd sing along for the last line, even the Chaos fans are going crazy in chant

"TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N Roses blasts through the arena, as White Tiger comes laughing out to a huge ovation. The Xplosion fans motion him towards the ring as he greets fans along the way, before making his way into the ring, and looking at all his teammates

Jesse Ventura: "Hailing from Rawlins, Wyoming, representing Team Xplosion.. weighing in at 229 pounds.. White Tiger!"

The lights then dim out and green spotlight flashes shine around the arena before we hear the words "ALL HAIL THE KING.. THE KING OF KINGS" The King of Kings by Motorhead starts up, but then midway through it interlude into "The Game" by Motorhead and on cue of the music change. Triple H comes out through the Xplosion crowd to one of the biggest pops of the night. He jumps over the barrier focused as ever, as he pours water on his head, and then hops onto the ring apron for his customary water spit motion

Jesse Ventura: "And the final member of Team Xplosion from Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 270 pounds.. "The Game" Triple H!"

EXTREME TEAM CHALLENGE
Team Chaos Vs Team Xplosion
TEAM CHAOS
Team Leader: eWe Chairman, Mr. McMahon
Team Members: Ciaran Michaels, Gino Knoxx, Snake, K~Dawg, Johnny Nitro


TEAM XPLOSION
Team Leader: Xplosion GM, Jenna Jameson
Team Members: James Ceno, Android #18, Triple H, Sean Lewis, White Tiger


Both teams debate who will start the match. Each superstar is determined to be the first one, but then there teammates suggest they would make a better candidate. After about ninety seconds to decide Team Xplosion imposes Sean Lewis to start the match. While Johnny Nitro wags his sunglasses, and pushes aside the other member of Team Chaos to start the match for himself. Before they can start Johnny Nitro looks over to Android #18, and gives her a kissing motion, pinching her ass. He laughs as the african american section of the crowd go "Oh no you didn't homeboy"

Tazz: "I don't think that was a very wise move by Nitro"

Jimmy Justice: "You're telling us Tazz, did you not see what happened to Antonia when she called Android #18 a whore"

Jonathan Steele: "No we didn't bother to read that match, I skimmed straight past it"

Kenny Greenwood: "She got her ass kicked, thats what happened"

Nitro continues to laugh, before bouncing off the ropes for an attempted corkscrew neckbreaker on Lewis. But Lewis ducks and as he ducks not only does Nitro miss the move, but in mid-air he finds himself caught by a FIREBALL from Android #18. He burns in agony screaming for his mommy, as Lewis gets thrown a steel chair, which he plants into Nitros face before knocking him out with some Sweet Chair Music. He goes over to the ropes to climb for a high impact move. But Android #18 tags herself in along the process, and she goes straigh to pinning Nitro as the ref counts 1..2..3

ELIMINATED by Android #18: Johnny Nitro

Jimmy Justice: "Nitro, TNT, Xplosion are all things that go in common with FIRE"

Kenny Greenwood: "Fire provided by Android #18, your Chaos boys aren't doing too well Jonathan and Tazz"

Jonathan Steele: "No no see, we're giving you a false sense of security letting you have the first elimination"

Tazz: "Precisely, so Shut Up Kenny"

Snake then comes charging in, and just as stupid as Nitro was, he tries to flirt with Android #18 planting his head inbetween her chest. Android #18 smiles, before kneeing him straight in the groin. Followed by a thunderous headbutt cracking Snakes skull, busting him wide open. She drags him towards the corner turnbuckle, and then lifts him up for a superplex. Lewis tags himself back in, as she's on the ropes, she delivers the superplex, and then goes for the pin, but the ref doesn't count, as he signals Lewis as the legal man. 18 then goes to the corner, and as Snake tries to stand back up Lewis kicks him in the gut to deliver the GLORIA for the 1..2..3

ELIMINATED by Sean Lewis: Snake

Kenny Greenwood: "5-3! Oh yeah baby, Team Chaos is getting owned by Team Xplosion"

Jimmy Justice: "And it's very rare you see Jonathan Steele and Tazz silent, but right now they have been left speechless"

Ciaran Michaels then comes in, he charges at Lewis for a clothesline, but the franchise ducks bouncing off the ropes and then going straight into Michaels for a whisper in the wind. He goes for the cover, but Michaels kicks out at 2. He lifts Michaels up, as Michaels gauges him in the eyes before pushing Lewis head down towards his rearend for a diving fameasser. He goes for the cover but Lewis kicks out at 1. Michaels then hops onto the top rope for a shooting star press as he covers Lewis, only for him to get a foot on the ropes at 2

Jonathan Steele: "Yes we got it, Lewis has been eliminated"

Kenny Greenwood: "Just like everybody on Chaos, seems you got a delayed response to see Lewis foot on the ropes"

Jimmy Justice: "HAHA the look on Jonathans face when he realised Lewis escaped was priceless"

Kenny Greenwood: "Can you blame them though Jimmy, they are getting schooled"

He pushes Lewis back up and then runs into him for a flipping T Bone Suplex,he goes for the cover, but Lewis get a elbow up. He then drags Lewis back up, and clutches his arm around his shoulder, as he shouts out for a side effect. He goes to hit it, but Lewis wiggles out slapping Michaels in the face before out of nowhere delivering the Updraft. He goes for the pin, but Michaels rolls out locking him in the San Antonio Crossface. Lewis tries to resist the tap, and he does but he passes out in the process

ELIMINATED by Ciaran Michaels: Sean Lewis

Tazz: "Finally..Yes you beauty, Come on get in there RXK"

Jonathan Steele: "Who's laughing now Jimmy? Ciaran Michaels just suffocated Lewis to elimination"

Tazz: "Team Chaos has awoken, and that means bad news for Team Xplosion"

Jonathan Steele: "You said we were silent moments ago, well now whos left eating there own words"

Tazz: "How do you like them apples, pricks?"

Lewis is then rolled out of the ring as it hits him that hes been eliminated. Hes fuming, while Team Xplosion decide who to bring in next. They look at each other, and then Triple H decides to come through the ropes to a huge roar by the crowd. He stares down Michaels as they get ready for a lockup, but Triple H ducks out and then tells Michaels he's on a timeout. Lewis then comes charging back in and tries to hit Triple H with a sledgehammer, Triple H ducks and then hits Lewis in the gut signalling for a Pedigree. But hes interrupted as Michaels come flying into him with a X-Effect.

Kenny Greenwood: "What the hell was that outburst by Lewis on Triple H all about"

Jonathan Steele: "There seems to be trouble in the Xplosion camp"

Jimmy Justice: "There ain't no trouble in Xplosion, just a misunderstanding"

Tazz: "That misunderstanding is going to lead to the elimination of Triple H"

Lewis is then forced out of the ring by officials, and banned from ringside as he heads to the back, pissed off as the crowd boos. Meanwhile back in the ring Ciaran has had Triple H pinned for about twenty seconds, but the refs attention was on the Lewis situation, he then looks back to see the pin, and counts, but Triple H kicksout at 2. Michaels then grabs Triple H by the neck and lifts him above his head for a german suplex, but he doesnt let ago as
he delivers another, and then another, he goes to nail a fourth, but Triple H swings out, and then grabs Michaels back for a schoolboy pin as the ref counts 1..2..3

ELIMINATED by Triple H: Ciaran Michaels

Jimmy Justice: "Like father, like son. Triple H put Shawn Michaels on the shelf, and he just put daddys little boy along with him"

Tazz: "Team Chaos needs somebody to save them, and they need it fast"

Triple H then waves in for Gino or K~Dawg to come in, and K~Dawg decides to roll in to a huge roar. Triple H goes over to his corner, and hes about to run towards K~Dawg, but Android #18 tags herself in as the crowd roar evenmore for the two showdown opponents in the ring. Android #18 has an evil smile as K~Dawg lets in a deep breath, and then goes running into Android #18 eyes shut as he waves his hands around hoping to connect a fist to Android #18. She smiles, allowing K~Dawg to run like a fool blindly, as she pokes her foot out, sending him buckling his ass face first to the mat

Kenny Greenwood: "What the hell was that?"

Jonathan Steele: "I think that was K~Dawgs attempt of saying I ain't scared of you 18"

Jimmy Justice: "Then why was his eyes shut"

Tazz: "It's because he has a new regiment, he's been studying over some very sophisicated art of the samurai dvds"

The crowd and Android #18 laugh at K~Dawg as he lifts himself back up. He goes charging into Android #18 kicking her in the gut and going for a Streaker, but she tickles him on the necks, as he lets go off his grip, and then Android #18 returns the favor by kicking him in his chest and then delivering a stalling brainbuster of her own as she goes for the cover, but K~Dawg reverses it after 1 putting Android #18 in a small package as the ref counts 1..2..Android clubs out of it and then tilts K~Dawg back up, only to slam him down with a Carlito style backstabber

Kenny Greenwood: "K~Dawg and Android #18 are really going at it, but it seems Android#18 has some retribution in mind after K~Dawg buoyed her at Showdown"

Jonathan Steele: "Kay can take the punishment though, and he's sure to hold on his own, hes playing a deadly game at the moment, but it is not past him"

Android #18 then climbs onto the ropes, posing for the crowd as they take pictures. She awaits for K~Dawg to get to his feet, and as he does she flies off for a Struck Down, but K~Dawg sees her coming well in time, as he grabs her before thrusting her swiftly to the floor with a ring shaking K~Bite. He then hollas to the crowd, before grabbing Android #18 leg and locking her into a situation where he's Breakin' Ur Ankle as the crowd go nuts. Android #18 tries to reach the ropes, so instead she uses her free leg to spin it straight in K~Dawgs face, knocking him down to lock him in the 18 Points of Pain

Kenny Greenwood: "What a reversal lads, just when it looked like K~Dawg was going to get some grapevine domination on Android #18 she reverses it putting K~Dawg into a bundle of his own"

K~Dawg is in pain, he's not in a position to reverse it or to escape. He's about to tap out, but Gino Knoxx comes storming in the ring to break it up. He goes to try to weaken Android #18, but Ceno and Tiger quickly charge into the ring for the double team. Ceno sends Gino out of the ropes with a huge Gore. As White Tiger follows with a suicide dive. Triple H then comes in with the high knee on K~Dawg but Kay ducks sending Triple H over the ropes. The refs then try to establish some order as Tiger, Ceno and Knoxx hussle between each other. Meanwhile Android #18 is sparking her hands together, and she turns around to hit the fireball on K~Dawg, but hes well prepared with a fire extinguisher, fluffing it before it can be any harm, he then smacks 18 with the extinguisher as she gets winded, and then he delivers Da Meat Hook as he covers 18 for the 1..2..3

ELIMINATED by K~Dawg: Android #18

James Ceno then comes flying in with a 4x4 wrapped in barbed wire, slamming it straight into K~Dawgs face as he gushes wide open splattering blood like a water fountain. Ceno then smiles as he works on K~Dawgs bloody face with repeated haymaker punches. He atomic drops him into the corner, but Gino stretches over the ropes to tag himself in as K~Dawg lies on the floor, Ceno unaware that Gino is in goes for a Bolt intended for K~Dawg, but Gino catches him in mid-air for a military press. Gino smiles, but Ceno is straight back up as he surges into Gino for a huge clothesline from hell

Jonathan Steele: "Wow Most men would be knocked out from that move but Ceno amazingly gets straight back up without a scratch to him"

Jimmy Justice: "This isn't beauty and the beast, in the ring right now you have two big bruisers, and theyre both as mean as they look"

Ceno goes for the pin, but Gino nudges his shoulder up. So Ceno then bounces off the ropes for another Bolt attempt, but Gino swerves out of the way dropkicking Ceno into the corner. Gino then gets up and moves towards Ceno for a running clothesline into the corner, but Ceno moves away at the last second as Gino goes straight into the steel post. He hobbles back and Ceno delivers a huge jackhammer, before towering onto the ropes for an amazingly executed Blazing Helix. He goes for the pin as the ref counts 1..2..

Jonathan Steele: "3! Yes that's it Gino has been eliminated"

Kenny Greenwood: "No Way"

Jonathan Steele: "Yes Way"

Kenny Greenwood: "No way"

Tazz: "Kenny is right, Ceno would have had it, but K~Dawg managed to get Ginos foot on the ropes"

Jimmy Justice: "He's still alive, I thought that barb wire smack to the face would have taken him out"

Pissed off Ceno then lets down his shoulder straps as the crowd get worked up. He pottymouths Gino, before grabbing Ginos leg, working on his ankle and then locking him in the Shock Lock. Gino tries to drag himself towards the ropes, but Ceno grabs onto his ankle firmly, and then leans back dropping Gino away from the ropes. Gino resists the temptation of tapping as he rolls around trying to shrug Ceno off, but Ceno isnt let go. Ceno shouts out for Gino to tap, but he refuses. The ref asks Gino once again if he wants to give up, but he shakes his head

Tazz: "Come on Gino give up, you'll only be making the inevitable of Team Xplosion winning alot quicker"

Jimmy Justice: "No chance in hell, Gino will never tap out. He has the heart of an italian stallion, Rocky never gave up"

Jonathan Steele: "Gino Knoxx is italian? How come this was never mentioned before"

Kenny Greenwood: "Well Hello, his name kind of gives it away"

Tazz: "How cares about his nationality, the key factor here is Gino is about to tap out"

Out of desperation, Gino then manages uses to find some willpower, to flip over sending Ceno crashing into the air. Gino then picks himself back up as he holds his ankle in pain. Ceno then comes flying back down and Gino positions Ceno on his shoulders for repeated powerbombs, slamming Ceno's ass and back repeatedly to the mat. He then sends Ceno to the corner, and goes jogging for a shoulder thrust, but Ceno sidesteps Gino, wrapping him into position for a unprettier, he then runs to the top turnbuckle with his arms still locked onto Gino, and he backflips over Gino to throw him into a high angle vertebreaker

Jimmy Justice: "WTF was that, that was awesome, that was a combination of 576 pounds gliding in the air"

Kenny Greenwood: "I believe he calls it the New Wave, he was telling me about it earlier today"

Tazz: "I'll give the douchebag some credit, that was pretty sweet"

Triple H then decides to come in and deliver a high knee to the face of Gino, while White Tiger then comes and slams Gino with a steel chair. The ref tells them to cut it out and go to there corner. Ceno goes for the pin almost certain to eliminate Gino as the ref counts 1..2..but Gino kickouts to the shock of Team Xplosion and the crowd. Ceno furious then puts Gino in position for a powerbomb, and then goes to switch it into the double handed chokeslam for the Electric Fire, but Gino reverses it putting him in the KNOXXLOCK

Tazz: "Ceno is in trouble now, nobody escapes the Knoxxlock"

Ceno tries his best to resist, but Gino is wearing him out. He tries to walk over to the ropes, but Gino outmuscles Ceno pulling him back to the center. Ceno
begins to fade out, so the ref goes to lift his arm up, but it flops down straight away, he doesn't even bother to check twice as he signals for his elimination via pass out

ELIMINATED by Gino Knoxx: James Ceno

Jonathan Steele: "And Now after being 5-3, and 4-2 down for the majority of the match, the odds are now even, Chaos has brought it down to 2-2"

Kenny Greenwood: "How much did Ceno tire Gino out though, them two were at it for agers"

Jonathan Steele: "Only time will tell"

Gino exhausted then tags in K~Dawg, whos still in a bright red crimson face from the early bash to the face from the barbed wire 4x4. Things don't get any better for him as White Tiger comes into the match for the first time in the match to a huge roar. K~Dawg gets a trash can and tries to crush it into Tiger, but Tiger ducks, and then grabs the trashcan placing it over K~Dawgs head, and then delivers a belly to back suplex as K~Dawg almost snaps in half. He goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..2.. but K~Dawg kicks out

Tazz: "K~Dawg has tooken so much pain and punishment in this match, and he refuses to lie low"

Jimmy Justice: "It truly is amazing I've seen people take a beating in my day, but this is nothing short of remarkable"

Kenny Greenwood: "You also have to take into account, White Tiger is hungry to play in the devils pit"

Tiger then goes for a double underhook ddt, but K~Dawg nudges Tiger in the gut and reverses with a OverDawg. He then jumps onto the ropes and goes for Tha 747, but Triple H smacks his hand against the ropes, causing K~Dawg to drop his groing into the turnbuckle. Tiger then kips up and goes for a fisherman suplex off the top rope, but K~Dawg kicks out, and then puts Tiger in position for the Detroit Windbreaker off the top rope. He goes to cover, as the ref counts 1..2..3?NO! Triple H comes into the ring and smashes K~Dawg while grounded with a steel chair

Jonathan Steele: "Hey he's cheating"

Kenny Greenwood: "No he isn't this is xtreme rules match, despite the lack of weapons or brutality"

Jimmy Justice: "You also got to remember Triple H has been very quiet this whole match, he's just waiting to be given a chance to get into the action"

Gino then comes in as he sends himself and Triple H to ringside. They fight between each other exchanging punches and Triple H shoves Gino into the steel steps. Meanwhile in the ring Tiger delivers a fallaway slam to K~Dawg before working on his back by kicking him repeatedly. Back on ringside, Triple H goes to slam Ginos face on the steel steps, but Gino winds Triple H with a knee to the face. Triple H then leans against the barrier as Gino lifts up the steel steps, and goes charging toward Triple H to crush the steps in his face, but Triple H uses a split second speed advantage to lift Gino up while he still holds the steel steps crashing him down for a huge spinebuster

Jimmy Justice: "There is anarchy going on outside the ring, Triple H and Gino Knoxx are ready to kill each other"

Tazz: "They're not even in the ring, this is how important this match is for both of them"

Kenny Greenwood: "How is it anarchy when Triple H just dropped Gino like a bitch

Jonathan Steele: "Can we get back to what's going on in the ring"

And they do, as they focus back in the ring for Tiger still dominating the match, but K~Dawg finds some power to hit the 8 mile out of nowhere. He bounces back up as the crowd roar. He executes the Port of Authority and goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..2..Tiger kickouts. K~Dawg then lifts Tiger straight back up and hits the Detroit High Times going for the cover once again as the ref counts 1..2..but Tiger gets a hand on the ropes. K~Dawg looks on in shock not knowing what to do next. And this is when White Tiger strikes catching him off guard to lock him in the Tigers Snare, but K~Dawg reverse it into the K-Lock

Jonathan Steele: "K~Dawg just reversed the Tiger Snare into a K-Lock can you belive it Tazz, Jimmy, Kenny"

Jimmy Justice: "This is why you're stuck commentating on Chaos, second rate show, second rate commentary"

Kenny Greenwood: "Innit if it was us commentating it'd go a little something like this"

Tazz: "Enlighten us why don't you Kenny Gaywood"

Kenny Greenwood: "The dooby dog diggity dude just showed DubyaTee what the hood is all about, forget about your K-Nines, cuz Kay just got Tiger in the K~Lock"

Jimmy Justice: "Uhh, that was even gayer than Jonathans, lets leave it at this, both you and Jonathan suck, only me and Tazz know how it be"

Tazz: "HAHA! You may be a tool, but that I can agree on with you buddy"

While Tiger is locked in the K-Lock, outside the ring, Triple H and Gino are still going at it. Triple H pushes Gino into the spanish announce table, but Gino eye rakes Triple H before smashing him with a TV monitor. Gino then lifts Triple H on the announce table as he sets him in position for a fallaway slam, but Triple H quickly ducks out and then kicks Gino in the gut as he puts him in position for a pedigree, but Gino lifts him up and then delivers the Hardknoxx through the spanish announce table

Tazz: "HOLY SHIT!"

Jimmy Justice: "OH MY GAWD!"

Jonathan Steele: "Jimminity Jimmigers"

Kenny Greenwood: "Halle Berry"

Tazz: "Gino Knoxx just sent Triple H crashing straight through the spanish announce table"

Jimmy Justice: "I'm in shock and awe, I didn't even know we had spanish people next to us"

As the ref check on both Gino and Triple H on the outside, back in the inside Tiger is still locked in the K-Lock. Hes about to fade, but then all of a sudden he gets a ressurgence and then twist K~Dawg back into the Tiger Snare. K~Dawg is already exhausted from putting Tiger firmly into the K-Lock for so long, he tries to reach the ropes but Tiger spins him around letting the hold go, as K~Dawg lets a sigh of relief, but then White Tiger locks him straight back into the Tigers Snare. K~Dawg is knackered, the ropes are a far far away from him, so he gives in, and taps out

ELIMINATED by White Tiger: K~Dawg

White Tiger then slides onto the outside and tosses Gino into the ring. He removes a ladder from underneath the ring, and then slides that in aswell. Tiger balances the ladder on his shoulder and then goes to slam it into Gino, but Knoxx play possum as he kicks Tiger in the knee and then swings the ladder into White Tiger, before delivering a backbreaker on him onto the ladder. Gino goes for the cover, but Tiger refuses to let him reach the 3 count

Jonathan Steele: "Gino is fighting the odds here, on paper it would look like hes getting decimated, but hes the one delivering the decimation"

Gino lifts Tiger up for a fallaway slam, but Tiger reverses it into a discus elbow smash, followed by a knife edge chop and then a pumphandle drop. He irish whips Gino and then turns it into a tilt a whirl slam for the Eye of The Tiger. He goes for the cover, but Gino gets his shoulder up at 2. White Tiger then kicks him in the gut and lifts him on his shoulders for a Payne Killer but Gino flips it around to hit the Hardknoxx. He covers and gets the 3 count

ELIMINATED by Gino Knoxx: White Tiger

Kenny Greenwood: "Shit Jimmy! Gino has pulled it back, he's gonna play spoiler once again, he's gonna beat us"

Jimmy Justice: "You assbag, why do you got such little faith, Triple H is still left"

Jonathan Steele: "But your King of Kings, is still numb from crashing through the announce table"

Tazz: "I bet you he wishes he was on Chaos now, he's about to find out jumping ship was the wrong move"

Gino has completly forgotten about Triple H as he begins celebrating thinking he's won the match. He cues for his music to play as "Step Up" by Drowning Pool blares much to the confusion of the crowd. The ref try to tell him the match isn't over, but he isn't listening. Jenna then orders for the music to stop playing. Gino then argues with Jenna, calling her a "SLUT". She gets irate, and is about to handle business herself, but instead Triple H does, and he's brought a friend with him

Kenny Greenwood: "Triple H found out at Showdown, his partner couldn't be trusted, but he did have a back up plan"

Jimmy Justice: "Triple H is in the ring, and he's not alone, SLEDGEY is with him"

Jonathan Steele: "And Gino has no idea Triple H Is behind him, watch out Gino"

Jenna then smiles, Gino looks bedazzled, as he turns around to be nabbed straight in the face by Triple H. Triple H then lifts Gino up, and bounces off the ropes for a facebuster knee smash. Gino is groggy and he makes him even more groggy delivering a huge spinning spinebuster. He does that pose which shows he means business as the crowd roar. He signals for Gino to get up and suddenly out of nowhere Gino tries to do a Polish Hammer, but Triple H reverses it with a diving knee drop. Triple H then rolls out of the ring, and picks up a bag from underneath the ring. He comes back in, and then opens the bag, and pours its contents out to reveal hundreds and hundreds of thumbtack as the crowd get worked up

Tazz: "Uh oh, whatever Triple H has on his minds, it cannot be good"

Kenny Greenwood: Gino has been in control for the majority of this match. But Triple H has been almost a ghost in this match up until now, and he's ready to make Gino bow
down to the King of Kings"

Triple H then awaits for Gino to get up, stalking him cautiously as he jumps up and down in excitement. Gino finally gets up and goes to swing at Triple H, but The game delivers a chop block, and then runs into Gino for a high knee strike. Gino is about to fall down into the tacks, but he manages to use his balance to get back to a standing, but hes feeling abit dizzy. Triple H goes to kick him in the gut, but Gino plays possum lifting Triple H up into position for the Hardknoxx. But Triple H manages to brush off Ginos shoulder landing back on his feet, he kicks Gino in the gut and goes to hook his arms for the Pedigree, but Gino gets outs and counters Triple H into the KNOXXLOCK

Tazz: "Within a flash of a second, just when Gino appeared to be down and out, he trapped Triple H perfectly"

Jonathan Steele: "Triple H might aswell step aside and revel in Gino's victory, no one escapes the Knoxxlock"

Kenny Greenwood: "Be careful what you say, you might jinx the favour of the fortune which fate has dealt you

Gino has a devious smile as he tightens the grip, but Triple H uses strength to loosen it. Gino then tries to tighten it once again, but Triple H is running with adrenaline and he outpowers Gino to escape the Knoxxlock, as Gino look on in horror. Triple H smacktalks Gino, before kicking him furiously in the gut, hooking his arms, and then elevating him up in the air, before crashing Gino down straight into the thumbtacks for the PEDIGREE

Jimmy Justice: "IT'S GAME OVER NOW BITCH"

Gino shakes in pain as the tacks go all over his chest and face. Triple H landed in a few tacks himself in the process, but he crawls over and hooks Ginos leg for the 1..2..3

ELIMINATED by Triple H: Gino Knoxx

Jesse Ventura: "Here is your winner of the Xtreme Team Challenge.. representing Team Xplosion.. "THE GAME" TRIPLE H!"

"The Game" by Motorhead blares once again as the bell rings. It takes a moment for Triple H to realise what he has done, and once it hits him he smirks, as he sits down in the corner, exhausted but satisfied. Jenna jumps up out of her chair in excitement clapping her hands as Jimmy and Kenny celebrate in style at the announce table, as the Xplosion lockeroom come flooding out to celebrate

Tazz: "I can't believe this"

Jimmy Justice: "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND"

Jonathan Steele: "I'm shocked, I don't know what to say"

Kenny Greenwood: "AND WE WILL KEEP ON FIGHTING TO THE END"

Jimmy Justice: "How about this, for the second year running, Team Xplosion is standing triumphant as the leading brand in all of EWE"

Triple H's music continues to play as the Xplosion roster lift him up on his shoulders as he lifts his hand up in victory

Jimmy Justice: "Triple H said he was coming back to Xplosion not to fuck around, and he just sent a message to everyone in the Xplosion Lockeroom"

Kenny Greenwood: "He is THE GAME, and you better believe he's BACK JACK!"

Jimmy Justice: "And just as he promised he made Team Chaos bow down to the King! THE KING OF KINGS!"

Tazz: "What a show we had here tonight Ladies and Gentlemen"

Jonathan Steele: "Be sure to catch Chaos Next Monday"

Jimmy Justice: "And be sure to catch the greatest show on earth, and the winners of the last two inaugral Final Cut team pack challenge Main Events, XPLOSION.. Next Wednesday"


RESULTS CREDIT

Ciaran: Man vs Ashlocke & Cena vs Edge

Aaron(Gino): Steel vs Dawg & Women's Championship

Chris(Hayden): World Championship

Steve: Blaze vs Cabbage, Pure Battle Royal & X-Division Championship

JAY: ME Battle Royal, Austin vs Vince, Brett vs Rikku & Chaos vs Snitsky

Abdul: AA Championship & Extreme Team Challenge

Jay 2022: Remastered Graphics

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