Wednesday Night Xplosion #74: December 12th, 2007

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Match Two
Hardcore Match
Lucifer Grimm vs X-Skull

This was a match-up of two huge big ass motherf***ers colliding in the ring. It was like The Big Show meets The Great Khali, just in EWE terms :S Ok maybe a little bit of an over exaggeration. Anyways X-Skull got the early lead whacking Grimm on the head with a thunderous Clothesline from X with a singapore cane shot as Grimm went staggering down on to the floor. Grimm shaked off the sting of being floored, getting right back up for a Swinging side slam but Skull reversed it with a X-Stacey, followed by getting a chair and then setting him up for a hardcore clutch. This didnt effect Grimm at all though, as he got right back up with the chair still across his head to deliver a overhead belly to belly suplex on Skull as he went for the 3 count but Skull kicked out at 2. Grimm then got up stalking X-Skull, and when he lifted himself back up he charged at him with a running big boot, but Skull dodged just before impact landing a big boot of his own. Followed by smacking Grimm on the head with a trash can lid and then nudge him on the forehead with a headbutt followed by a skull spin. He then rolled out of the ring to throw a table into the ring. Grimm then grabbed his hand, and ran across the top rope for a walking the line, but as he went to slam down on him, X-Skull lifted him into position for X Marks Da Spot. He then went to setup the table in the corner before lifting Grimm onto the second rope to put him in position for a Final Shot, but Grimm resisted walking up to the top rope, and then reversing the move by flipping Skull onto his shoulders for a Highway to Hell through the table. The crowd ripped out a huge "HOLY SHIT" chant as the ref counted 1..2..3

WINNER: Lucifer Grimm

After Grimms impressive victory over X-Skull he went to Jenna Jamesons office to demand a Pure Title Shot. Jenna Jameson declined, saying she sees bigger things for Grimm, and to wait for the start of 2008 to get a monster push. Damon James walked into her office and said nobody accepted his open challenge for Chill Factor, so she put him in a Pure Title match instead. Eli Hogan, Sting, Mark Payne, and Shaggy 2 Dope then came in asking for a title shot. As Jenna was in a giving mood she granted them all an opportunity in a Six Way against Pure Champion Derrick Sanderson at Chill Factor

Match ThreeIntergender Match
Antonia Malone vs Kris Jaxson

The match starts off with a rather cocky Jaxson, who blows a kiss at Antonia at the start of the match. Antonia smiles, but then slaps Jaxson. The crowd chants "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry" before Jaxson runs at Antonia, possibly looking for a close line, but it doesn't really matter because she takes him out with a sadistic "chick kick" of sorts. She then taunts a somewhat knocked out Jaxson, which the fans don't particularly like, before picking him up, locking the arms, and hitting a Mile High Club. She rolls him over and pins him for the 3 count. Pwnd.

WINNER: Antonia Malone

Jerry Springer came out and thanked the fans for showing support for him during Antonias match. Antonia bitchslapped Springer out, and then walked off to the back in a huff. A Mysterious looking dude in a cowboy hat and leather boots looked on with interest for the next match

Match Four
Singles Match
Brutality vs Triple H

The match starts off with the giant Brutality face to face with, or face to mid section rather, with the legend Triple H. Brutality smiles and says "Ha, guess what you're the right height for!", which gets Triple H well pissed off. From almost nowhere, Triple H uses literally all of his strength to hit Brutality with a sudden rolling spine buster, which makes the fans go crazy. Triple H then gets up as fast as he can, and begins to measure Brutality with his trademark high knee, but when Brutality is up and Trips goes for it, Brutality cuts him off with a massive big boot. Not wasting any time, Brutality picks Triple H up by the throat, and signals for the Brutal finish by putting him on his shoulders. When he spins him, however, Trips is able to get free half way into it, turn Brutality around, and get in the double underhook, looking for the Pedigree but Brutality breaks free and does a back body drop on HHH. Triple H gets up quick, but the decision was a bit hasty as right when he gets up, Brutality damn near takes Triple H's head off with the Proven Point. He puts his boot on Triple H's chest, getting the 3 count.

WINNER: Brutality

While Brutality Celebrated.. HBK came out of nowhere and landed Sweet Chin Music on Triple H. Triple HBrutality then noticed HBK in the ring a split second later so he went for The Proven Point on Michaels, but Shawn ducked sending Brutality accidentally into Triple H once again. HBK laughed by ringside, and then grabbed a mic to let them both know that they'd be facing each other at Chill Factor for Round Two, but this time, it would be Shawn Michaels as the special guest referee

Match Five
Handicap Match
Android #18 vs Angelina Love & Velvet Skye

The duo of Skye and Love stand in the ring corner across from a focused Android 18. 18 says nothing, but her eyes say whatever she'd need to express. Skye and Love charge at 18, looking for a double close line, but 18 dodges. When the two turn around, 18 does a double closeline of her own, taking the two down. 18 takes turns between the two, delivering a dropkick one time and a DDT the next. However, once 18 tries to set up Skye for the Annihilation, Love cuts in, ramming her forearm to the back of Eighteen's head. The two then pick her up and do a double suplex, which they keep locked in. They do another, and then look to do another, almost like a double-3 Amigos. But on the third one Eighteen reverses, doing a suplex to both Skye AND Love. Love gets up first after this, and Eighteen kicks her in the midsection, and hits the Annihilation. Before 18 can pin, Skye comes in and tries to kick her in the face, but Eighteen grabs the leg and rolls Skye over into the Eighteen Points of Pain. After fighting for a bit, with Love unconscious and unable to help, Skye taps out.

WINNER: Android #18

Antonia Malone then came storming out after the match to deck Android 18 out with a chair. But 18 saw it coming miles away going for a fireball to melt the chair. But Velvet and Angelina lowblowed 18 allowing Malone to get the chair shot. Velvet and Angelina went to high five Antonia, but Antonia knocked them out with the chair aswell. Jenna then came out and saw potential with all four women in the ring, albeit everybody but Antonia knocked out. So she announced a Bra & Panties Tag Team Match, where Velvet Skye and Angelina Love would meet Android 18 & Antonia Malone. 18 and Malone looked on in fury, refusing to team with another, but Jenna gave them two options, either team at CF, or be fired. They wisely chose to team as we went to a commercial break

Match SixGrudge Match
Sean Lewis vs Shawn Ashlocke

The match starts off with the two super stars circling eachother, the fans getting excited for the encounter. They get into a common elbow tie up, which is broken when Lewis pulls Ashlocke down into an arm bar. Doing a bridge for leverage, Sean Lewis can't help but smile as he beats his enemy at his own game, using a submission. Ashlocke gets the ropes however, and when he does, Lewis holds in with it until the 3 count. Ashlocke gets up slowly as the ref somewhat holds Lewis back, and then the ref gives the go-ahead for them to continue.Ashlocke gets Lewis in a headlock, but Lewis reverses it into a back suplex, followed by a pin only getting a 1 count. However, seconds after the two are up again, Ashlocke goes for a superkick, Lewis ducks, and when Ashlocke turns around, Lewis hits a Gloria, rolls him over and gets the 3 count!

WINNER: Sean Lewis

Lewis celebrated after the victory, but for some strange reason took longer than normal in his celebration. He savoured every moment in the ring, from the people booing him, to the people cheering him. Kenny Greenwood gave him a cake with 50 candles on it, Lewis blew them, and then smacked the cake in Greenwoods face. Make It Rain by Fat Joe began playing, but Lewis pulled out an old school Franchise Hoodie, which he put on, as his music changed to Smart Went Crazy by Atmosphere. The crowd cheered as Lewis flicked up his hood, put his hands up to salute the crowd, and then walked off into the night, like Batman as we went to a Chill Factor promo

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Main Event
Snowball Contest
Cameron Hayden vs Mr Man

Hayden thought the whole point of the snowball contest was stupid, so he didn't turn up. Mr Man then began making a snowman which looked a little like Cameron Hayden. He put a carrot on the snowmans head, which looked a little like a penis to signify that Cameron Hayden is a d***head. Manny then began giving snowballs to little kids as they threw it at the snowman. A few of the kids moms were not happy that Mr Man was being a bad influence on there kids. He told there moms to go f**k themselves. The crowd then started a Hayden is a Cock chant, and then all of a sudden Hayden appeared as he went to slam Mr Mans face with the World Heavyweight Title, but Manny ducked, and then ripped the head of the snowman and threw it straight at Hayden, knocking him out. And because the rules of the snowball contest where to drop your opponent to the floor through the use of throwing a snowball Mr Man was declared the winner of the snowball contest. Just to add a little insult to injury Mr Man covered Hayden in snow, and then brought out some penguins, as they began playing on the snow which Hayden was covered on

WINNER: Mr Man