[#44] EWE Chill Factor: December 23rd, 2007

Jeremy Borash: "The following contest is a bra&panties tag team match where to win you must strip one person from a team to there bra&panties to win the match"

Kenny Greenwood: "What a christmas treat"

Jimmy Justice: "Yeah for us, I don't think it's gonna be a delight for Velvet and Angelina, they are about to get owned"

The Xplosion theme starts up, as Angelina Love and Velvet Sky come dancing out to a mild pop from the crowd as they share a tongue lick at the top of the ramp as cameras go flashing mad

Jeremy Borash: "Introducing first from New York City, New York.. Velvet Sky and her partner from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.. Angelina Love!"

"IT'S ANTONIA BITCH" hums around the arena before the lights flash continuosly for "Gimme More" by Britney Spears plays to a huge heat. Antonia Malone comes slantering out to an even bigger heat than
her music as she snuggles in a special santas helper outfit to make her way into the ring

Jeremy Borash: "There opponents, first from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.. weighing in at 125 pounds.. ANTONIA MALONE!"

The arena goes silent before we hear a loud scream, and then a huge roar of fire from the ringposts and entrance ramp to cue "Sinner" by Drowning Pool to play sending the crowd wild. Android #18 comes storming out with the All American Championship held in her hand. She looks down to Antonia, Velvet & Angelina and has a evil smirk on her face before walking towards the ring

Jeremy Borash: "Finally her partner, from St.Cloud, Minnesota, weighing in at 135 pounds.. she is the ALL AMERICAN CHAMPION.. ANDROID #18!"

BRA & PANTIES TAG TEAM
Android #18 & Antonia Malone vs Angelina Love & Velvet Sky

The ref rings the bell as Android #18 and Antonia argue on the outside. Velvet and Angelina capitalizes on this situation as they burst over the ropes for a suicide dive landing on both Android #18 and Antonia. They then throw both of them into the ring, as Angelina flips onto Antonia for a leg-feed enzuiguiri, while Velvet floats onto Android #18 for a flying neckbreaker. They both then extravagentally roll off the ropes for a double stacked cradle on Android #18 and Antonia. Android #18 tries to get back up but Velvet thwarts her with a running knee lift

Kenny Greenwood: "Are you suprised by Velvet & Angelina strong outcoming in this match, there really taking it to Eighteen and Malone"

Jimmy Justice: "What is there to be suprised about, these two girls are hungry and they're hardworking, they got something to prove"

Antonia gets up and goes for a lou thesz press on Angelina, but she swings out of the way as Antonia goes bouncing off the ropes, and when she bounces back Velvet catches her with a hairpull snapmare as Angelina follows it with a baseball slide to Antonias knees. They then rip off her top to reveal her bra, and then they beatdown on Android 18 to take off her top to reveal her bra. Eighteen and Antonia get up, realising there tops have been ripped off, and once they do, they stare back at Angelina and Velvet, and have a look to kill

Kenny Greenwood: "Uh oh! Velvet & Angelina may have started this match off brightly but I think that looks says it all.. they're in trouble!"

Jimmy Justice: "Android #18 and Antonia Malone haven't worked as a team yet, will this be the trigger to make them click?"

Android #18 then walks up to Velvet, as she laughs at her sports bra. Android#18 isn't one for fun and games, and she shows that by headbutting Velvet sending her flying out of the ring. Angelina then comes to try take Android #18 pants off but Antonia comes in to make the save with a headscissors takedown. Antonia then lifts Angelina up for a arm trap neckbreaker slam, while Android #18 comes flying off the top rope
for the Struck Down on Velvet. Antonia then goes for a wheelbarrow victory roll reversal to slide off Angelina into her panties, while Android 18 simplys rips off Velvets top to show her bra

Jimmy Justice: "They may not exactly be teaming together, but they're working together and its proving effective"

Kenny Greenwood: "Highly effective, they only need to strip one person completly down, but they're going for the total humiliation for both of them to be stripped"

Android #18 then begins playing around with Velvet ordering her to get up. Everytime Velvet tries, Android #18 kicks her in the gut. Eventually Velvet doesn't have enough energy to get up, so Android #18 forces her up and then locks her into a standing up Eighteen Points of Pain. Velvet taps frantically, meanwhile Antonia smears Angelina makeup planting her with a running bulldog followed by a top rope sunset flip. She then takes the heel of her shoes and thrusts it against Angelina throat for a corner foot choke. Angelina begs for mercy but Angelina doesn't give it to her

Kenny Greenwood: "Remind me to never ever piss off both Android #18 and Antonia Malone again, they consequences off it isn't pretty"

Jimmy Justice: "They both could win this match in a instant, but they want to leave a lasting memory to these two poor girls"

Android 18 then goes into the corner and begins sparking her hands together as the crowd get excited. Antonia slaps furiously away at Velvet, before dropping her to the floor with a Russian Legsweep. Velvet gets up having no idea where she is, and when she turns around Android 18 delivers a fireball setting her a light as she screams in pain. Antonia shows that she can be just as lethal as she kicks Angelina in the gut, hooks her arm, places her head inbetween her legs and delivers the Mile High Club. EMTs rush in to extinguish the fire off Velvet, and once they have Android #18 delivers a backstabber to Velvet to rip her down to her panties. At the same time Antonia delivers a schoolgirl pin, to take Angelinas top off to reveal her bra

WINNER: ANDROID #18 & ANTONIA MALONE

Jeremy Borash: "Here are your winners of the match.. Android #18 and Antonia Malone"

Antonia jumps up thinking shes the one who won the match, but the ref tells her 18 was first to strip Velvet down so she won the match for the team. "Sinner" by Drowning Pool goes to play but Antonia goes running into Android #18 for a fire extinguisher shot to the head, but Android #18 ducks and hits Antonia down with The Annihiliation

Kenny Greenwood: "Oh No! What's going on here.. Android #18 and Antonia Malone just won the match but they're going into a scuffle"

Jimmy Justice: "Antonia Malone is tired of Android #18 always stealing her thunder, so shes letting her feelings be known"

Android 18 then sparks her hand together waiting for Antonia to get back to her feet. Antonia dazes herself back up, and she turns around to recieve a fireball from Android 18. She shoots it out as the ball goes storming towards Antonia, but out of a nowhere, a masked man from the crowd runs in and takes the fireball shot to save Antonia

Kenny Greenwood: "OMG its a suicide bomber, hes dressed in a ninja costume to scare us all"

Jimmy Justice: "Its not a terrorist you idiot, its just some wacko fan from the crowd"

Kenny Greenwood: "Somebody save him, hes on fire, hes on fire, hes on fire like a burnt out tire"

He is on fire, but it doesnt affect him, as he seems to have a fireproof costume on. Android #18 looks on worriedly as the masked firedman walks towards her. She delivers another fireball but it has no effect. She tries to throw a punch at the man but the heat is too strong as he connects his foot to her head, dropping her to the floor

Kenny Greenwood: "What The Hell! Get Security Out Here, we cant have some psycho beating up our All American Champion"

Jimmy Justice: "I for one love it, I've seen nobody step up to Android #18 like this unknown dude"

There are calls for security but no one comes out. The blazed up mysterious masked man then jumps onto the ropes and delivers a huge elbow drop setting Android #18 clothes on fire. EMT come in to extinguish the flames off Android #18 as the masked man rolls around the floor to extinguish the fire on his suit.

Kenny Greenwood: "Who the hell is this douchebag?"

Antonia Malone then goes running to the man and hugs him. Android #18 then gets up, and despite being partially burnt she still has some energy, she goes running towards the masked man. But he sees her coming dodging out of the way, and then taking off his mask to reveal himself as..

Kenny Greenwood: "IT'S DAN TAYLOR! DAN TAYLOR IS BACK! OMG DAN TAYLOR IS BACK!"

Android #18 is just as shocked as Kenny, as Taylor smiles back at her. Eighteen goes to punch Taylor, but Taylor flips her around before jumping up and catching her swiftly for a West Coast Cutter. 18 drops to the floor out cold, the crowd boo as Taylor picks up 18 All American Title he lifts it up making the crowd even more mad. Antonia then claps on enthuisiastically as they devilishly smirk before walking up the ramp out of sight

Jeremy Borash: "The following contest is a six way sudden death match for the Pure Championship"

Mark Payne, Shaggy 2 Dope & Sting are already in the ring, as they play online super mario cart on there Nintendo DS while they wait for the rest

Jimmy Justice: "What that means is unlike a elimination match, the first person to gain a pinfall or submission, wins the Pure Championship"

Kenny Greenwood: "Which puts the reigning champion Derrick Sanderson in a disadvantage, he doesn't have to be pinned to lose the title"

"I am a Real American" blasts around the arena as the crowd go wild in "USA! USA! USA" chants. Eli Hogan comes running out
high fiving fans on the way

Jeremy Borash: "Making his way to the ring from Memphis, Tennessee weighing in at 146 pounds.. ELI "THE KID" HOGAN!"

We hear gun shots before Absolute Power by Tech N9ne beats around the arena. A very different looking Damon James walks out to a flurry of boos. He walks down with a swagger, eyeing everybody else in the ring

Jeremy Borash: "Next hailing from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 197 pounds.. DAMON "THE YOUNG STUNNA" JAMES!"

The ring crew then roll out the front sprinkling sand, and palm trees as "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begins playing. Suddenly when the beat drops more vividly a shoot of sand blasts from the ground like fireworks before Derrick Sanderson comes jogging out with the Pure Championship to huge boos

Jeremy Borash: "Finally, making his way to the ring from New Orleans, Louisana, weighing in at 260 pounds.. he is the reigning PURE CHAMPION.. DERRICK "SANDMAN" SANDERSON!"

PURE CHAMPIONSHIP : 6-WAY
Derrick Sanderson[c] vs Damon James vs Eli Hogan vs Mark Payne vs Shaggy 2 Dope vs Sting

Derrick rolls in as the ring bells, all five of the other dudes go to barricade him with a five man onslaught. He sees it coming so he calmly rolls out of the ring as they square off against each other. Damon James is seen flying off the top rope with a Totally Extreme on Shaggy 2 Dope sending him flying into the security railing. Meanwhile Eli Hogan hits the 731 on Mark Payne, flinging him out of the ring. Sting then comes running behind Eli for a Stingers Splash, but Sanderson slides back into the ring grabbing Sting for a Sand Grain. He goes for the pin as the ref counts 1..2..Eli Hogan and Damon James come to break the pinfall, but Derrick avoids any harm, by breaking the pin himself and rolling once again out of the ring

Kenny Greenwood: "Why is our Pure Champion continuosly ducking any offense inside the ring"

Jimmy Justice: "Forget about that, what an amazing Totally Extreme by Damon to Shaggy on the outside. And what about that 731 by Eli"

Eli then begins hulking up trying to pick up some momentum, but Damon kills his adrenaline rush with a sentalating superkick to Elis jaw smacking him to the ground. He looks outside for Derrick, but hes dissapered. So Damon comes back into the ring for a Sunset Flip on Eli but Eli swiftly responds with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Eli goes for the pin but Damon kicks out. Eli then lifts Damon up for an atomic drop followed by a swinging side slam. Eli goes for another cover but Damon still kicks out resiliantly

Kenny Greenwood: "Eli would love nothing more than to leave here tonight the NEW PURE CHAMPION"

Jimmy Justice: "He could do it with Derrick Sanderson nowhere to be found out, but Damon is just as hungry"

Eli then climbs onto the third turnbuckle as the crowd chant his name. He appreciates there response and then jumps off for a moonsault but Damon catches him on his landing with a mule kick. Damon then jumps up to the ropes and shows Eli how its done with a picture perfect moonsault. He goes for the cover but Sting comes out of nowhere and tries to lock Damon in the scorpion deathlock but Damon flips out and locks Sting in the Punk Out. With Eli currently winded Sting is ready to instantly tap, and this is when Derrick Sanderson whooshes from underneath the ring apron, springs off the top rope for a springboard shooting star press on both Damon and Sting to break the hold

Jimmy Justice: "Holy Moley have you ever seen anything like that, Sanderson out of nowhere with a death defying dive"

Kenny Greenwood: "Damon was seemingly ready to secure victory, but Derrick came timely to save his championship"

Eli then gets back up and begins shaking up and down hulking up for real. Derrick avoids the danger of getting hulked on by Eli so he makes his way out of the ring and then joins the commentary table

Jimmy Justice: "Looks like the Pure Champion has come to embrace my greatness"

Kenny Greenwood: "Welcome Champ, but before you sit down, why do you keep on running out of the ring like a chicken"

Derrick Sanderson: "Chicken? Who you calling chicken bitch? As I recall I weren't no chicken when I was doing your momma last night"

Kenny Greenwood: "HEY :@"

Jimmy Justice: "You just got served son.. but seriously bro is there some gameplan from you entering and exiting the ring"

Derrick Sanderson: "Why can't you be more like Jimmy Kenny. Straight to the point"

Jimmy Justice: "Thats why people like you and me are the man"

Derrick Sanderson: "Damn straight, and you're absolutely right about me having a gameplan. Why should I waste my energy and time with these nobodies"

Jimmy Justice: "Exactly you can just let them fight like a bunch of dogs, weakining each other, leaving you to pick up the pieces... that's GENIOUS"

Derrick Sanderson: "So now that is out of the way, you got any Dr Pepper, being as great as I am makes a dude feel a little hot up in here"

Jimmy Justice: "You heard the Champ Kenny, get him a frickin Doctor P"

Kenny then goes to get a Doctor Pepper as Jimmy and Derrick play connect four. Back in the ring Eli has hulked up. Damon goes to punch him but Eli stops it and then responds with a few punches of his own. Eli then pushes Damon off the ropes and kickes him in the face, he then puts his hand to his ears before springing off the ropes for a Hogan Leg Drop.

Jimmy Justice: "Wow you gotta be impressed by that Derrick?"

Derrick Sanderson: "I am impressed, very impressed. But Eli is just impressive, to be Pure Champion you need to be outstanding.. like I am"

He goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..

Jimmy Justice: "He's gonna get the pin Derrick, what you gonna do"

Derrick Sanderson: "F**k that sh*t! This b*tch ain't getting one over me, not on my watch"

The ref continues to count 2..3?NO! Derrick rushes back in the ring for a elbow drop on Eli to break the pin. Derrick lifts Damon up and goes for a twist of fate, but Damon reverses it to the Crash and Burn #1. Eli then comes charging at him for a diving leg drop, but Damon bounces off the ropes and catches him with a Crash and Burn #3, Sting then comes flying in towards Damon, so he hits the Crash and Burn #2. He then lifts Sting back up, jumps off the ropes and delivers a Crash and Burn #4 as Sting gets ready to tap. Just in the nick of time Derrick intervenes with a Sharpshooter on Damon to break the hold. Eli then comes in to hit a 731 on Derrick. But Damon catches Eli with a schoolboy for a 1..2..3?NO!

Kenny Greenwood: "I got his Dr Pepper.. Hey where did he go"

Jimmy Justice: "Hes in the ring dumbass, give me that Dr P"

Derrick then delivers a Swinging Reverse DDT to Eli, He lifts Sting up and then delivers a Stalling Brainbuster. Damon tries to get up but Derrick thwarts him with a thunderous spear. Sting and Eli then go to double team Derrick but he reverses there assault lifting both of them on his back for a double Sand Damage. Damon flies into Derrick for the Fame, but he reverses it with a Chokeslam. Eli then tries to come again so Derrick hits his lights out with a Vertabreaker. Sting then comes for a Flying Elbow, but Derrick lifts him on his shoulder for the Pure Domination to get the 3 count

WINNER: DERRICK SANDERSON

Jimmy Justice: "And that is that"

Kenny Greenwood: "Without even breaking a sweat"

Jimmy Justice: "What a guy Derrick Sanderson is, he's going places Kenny"

Enter Sandman by Metallica plays once again as Derrick rolls out of the ring, grabs his Doctor Pepper, his Pure Championship and raises it up much to the annoyance of the crowd. He sips his Doctor Pepper and then rubs his Pure Championship before heading to the back

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"Black" by Sevendust plays over the PA System as Chris Steel comes out with Brianna Banks

Jeremy Borash: "Introducing first being accompanied to the ring by Brianna Banks from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 232 pounds.. CHRIS STEEL"

"Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N Roses pumps as White Tiger storms out flexing his muscles

Jeremy Borash: "And his opponent making his way to the ring from Rawlings, Wyoming weighin in at 229 pounds.. WHITE TIGER"

CS RETIREMENT TOUR [4/5]
Chris Steel vs White Tiger

Chris Steel and White Tiger start off with a handshake and then pull each together as they have a faceoff staredown. Steel talks some trash to Tiger saying hes not intimidated, Tiger smirks back at him and goes for a eye rake, but Steel swerves out of the way and then emphatically slaps Tiger in the face. Tiger chuckles and then goes for thunderous knife edge chops. He winds Steel and then plunges him toward the turnbuckle for a discus elbow smash. He goes to hit Steel with a fallaway slam, but Steel wriggles out and hits THE CUM SHOT

Jimmy Justice: "Hello! Out of Nowhere Kenny, his cheek just got fizzed and rained because Steel just got Tigers face planted"

Kenny Greenwood: "Just so we reitarate that move name is for a superkick, not the other thing which most are probably thinking at home"

Steel then acrobatically bounces off the ropes and flips numerous times in the air before spinning onto Tiger for a rolling cradle. He goes for pinfall but Tiger drags his shoulder up. Steel then jumps onto the top rope for a springboard flying clothesline but Tiger catches him in mid-air and thrusts him over his head to slam him down for a fisherman suplex. Tiger goes for the pin but Steel kicks out at 1. He goes to hook him up for the 3 count, but Steel rolls out of the way and locks him into the Second City Stretch

Jimmy Justice: "What a counter! Brilliant mat skills reversal displayed by Steel, he's going out with a bang"

Kenny Greenwood: "He ain't here to mess around, he is putting on a show for the second to last match of his career"

Tiger slides slowly as he tries to crawl towards the ropes. The crowd clap to rile him on, he is inches away and gets it. But Steel refuses to let go as the ref start the count 1..2..3..4..Steel then lets go seconds
before he could of got disqualified. He lifts Tiger up and hits him with a corkscrew blockbuster, he drags him back up and smacks him with a Welcome To Chicago Bitch! He goes to cover as the ref counts 1..2..KICKOUT. Steel goes off the ropes for a slingshot somersault senton, but Tiger reverses grabbing him for a pumphandle drop

Jimmy Justice: "And Just like that Steels momentum is plummeted by a moment of brilliance from Tiger"

Kenny Greenwood: "I think the bonified legend finally realised that he is in trouble here, so he pulling out all the stops"

Tiger poses, and then lifts Steel up as he hugs him to congratulate him for taking it to the legend. The hug doesn't turn out to be a hug though, as Tiger throws him over his head for a belly to belly suplex ramsacking him
into a tangle of the ropes by the corner turnbuckle. Tiger then goes to club him to the head as the ref tries to get Steel out of a tingle. Once hes out of the ropes, Tiger goes to Steel for a Double Underhook DDT, but Steel tries to escape by hitting a Hammerlock legsweep DDT

Jimmy Justice: "Just when you think one man is getting a bit of build up in this match the other stops him before it gets anywhere"

Kenny Greenwood: "Both of these two are guaranteed HALL OF FAMERS in the future, and they're putting on a HOF worthy match"

Steel then twists Tigers arm around, and goes for a arm twist ropewalk legdrop but he fakes it and then lifts Tiger up onto the ropes for a superplex. Before he can flip Tiger down, he gets onto his feet balancing himself on the ropes. He then knocks Steel down, and jumps off the top rope for a Struck Down. He then teases Steel to get up, and when he does Tiger goes for a Eye of The Tiger Slam, but Steel reverses lifting Tiger up onto the ropes for a Drunk Driver, but Tiger counters with a Payne Killer off the top rope

Jimmy Justice: "HOLY SHIT!"

Kenny Greenwood: "MY OH MY!"

The crowd are left ecstatic, as Tiger hooks Steels leg up for the 1..2..3

WINNER: WHITE TIGER

Jeremy Borash: "Here is your winner by pinfall.. WHITE TIGER!"

"Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N Roses plays once again as the ref raises Tiger hands, and he celebrates for the crowd before heading to the back

A huge demonic scream is heard before "Hell" by Disturbed roars around the arena, scaring the shit out of everyone. James Ceno then comes out to ease their fears as he recieves a tremendous pop. He salutes the
crowd and then towers himself into the ring

Jeremy Borash: "The following contest is for the X-Division Championship. Introducing first the challenger from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.. JAMES CENO!"

Several different change of guitar rifts are heard, before it dynamites electronically into "Killing in the name of" by Rage Against The Machine. Kris Jaxson then comes storming out to a pyro display, before raising his
title up, and then sprinting into the ring

Jeremy Borash: "And his opponent, making his way to the ring from New Orleans, Louisana.. he is the current X-DIVISION CHAMPION.. KRIS JAXSON!"

X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Kris Jaxson[c] vs James Ceno

As the bell rang Jaxson has sprinted into the ring, and he had sprinted straight at Ceno for a knock out clothesline. He began aggresively taking it to the challenger stomping on him repeatedly. Ceno went to make a speedy recovery, but Jaxson kept on the floor with kick after kick to Cenos head. He then dropped to the floor himself and hugged Ceno for a headlock. Jaxson was focusing all his energy on suffocating Ceno, and he was succesfull making him go to sleep. Jaxson then got up and told the ref to end the match

Jimmy Justice: "This is a prime example of why you shouldn't get too ahead of yourself. Jaxson has started celebrating already here, what a arrogant jackass"

Kenny Greenwood: "He does have Ceno firmly put to sleep though, why doesn't the referee award him the victory due to knockout to keep his title?"

The reason was because Ceno had played possum. He had fooled KJ into thinking he was passed out, so that he could regain some energy to mount an offence on Jaxson which he did. For the moment Jaxson
got up to ask the ref to end the match, Ceno pounced flipping back up to his feet and carrying Jaxson from one side of the ring to the other with a massive gore. Jaxson then bounced off the ropes from the shock of the tackle, and Ceno rebounded it with another thunderous explosive force crashing Jaxson like a ragdoll to the mat

Jimmy Justice: "Jaxson may be a better all round balanced wrestler than Ceno, but there is nothing and I mean nothing which is greater than pure strength"

Kenny Greenwood: "Not only did Ceno outsmart Jaxson with those two counters, he also gave him a bruising that will last a week"

Ceno draped Jaxsons legs up for a 1..2..3?NO!Shoulder up by Jaxson. Jaxson then leaped onto the top turnbuckle, extending out his fingers to his mouth before flipping vertically onto Jaxson for a Bolt, but Jaxson
rolled out of the way just at the last second. Ceno instantly responded charging off the ropes for a clothesline, but Jaxson ducked and went for a diving shoulder block, only for Ceno to counter that and responds with a swarming clothesline from hell

Jimmy Justice: "Jaxsons swanton bomb bolt escape did not prevail, for Ceno used brilliant balance to manage to get back to his feet, despite flipping himself in the air"

Kenny Greenwood: "And ontop of that, he some how managed to get power out of nowhere to continue the pressure on Jaxson"

Jaxson then got back up a little shaken, as Ceno waved him towards himself. Jaxson got pissed off and began taking it to Ceno with a acrobatic spinning heel kick smacking Ceno right on the nose. KJ then dolloped over Ceno forefront to go for a bridge pin as the ref counted 1..2..ELBOW UP! Jaxson lifted Ceno up and delivered a release german suplex. He then catapulted Ceno to his feet with a monkey flip, and as Ceno glided in the air, Jaxson caught him on his shoulders, and then pressed him down onto the mat for a sitdown powerbomb

Kenny Greenwood: "Finally The Reigning Champ has decided to wake up and hes bringing it full throttle to Ceno"

Jimmy Justice: "Hes mounting an offense, but just like the Vikings against the Redskins, can he keep it going?"

Jaxson wandered around Ceno waiting eagerly for him to get up. Once Ceno did, Jaxson spinned him around kicked him in the gut, lifted him on his shoulders and then planted him head first down for a Jaxson Driver.
Jaxson went for the pin as the ref counted 1..2..FOOT ON THE ROPES! Jaxson then placed Ceno on the top turnbuckle and slapped him in the face, before going for a super Jax-Attack off the top rope. Jaxson jumped but Ceno drew Jaxson towards him on the top to hit THE NEW WAVE OFF THE TOP ROPE

Kenny Greenwood: " Out of Nowhere!"

Jimmy Justice: "Say Goodbye Kris Jaxson"

Jaxsons head crashed to the mat after being flipped continuosly in mid-air by Ceno. Ceno toppled over Jaxson as the ref counted 1..2..3!

WINNER: JAMES CENO

Jeremy Borash: "Here is your winner by pinfall.. and the NEW X-DIVISION CHAMPION.. JAMES CENO!"

"Hell" by Disturbed drones over the speaker system once again as Ceno jumps up going wild in celebration. Fireworks are let off as the ref hands him over the X-Division Championship and lifts his hand up in victory

Kenny Greenwood: "We have a new champion, and what a way to win it! Many doubted Ceno could pull this off, but I don't think anybody is doubting it now"

Jimmy Justice: "The Fire Still burns, James Ceno is one hell of a athlete, and on this day, he outclassed Kris Jaxson, plain and simple!"

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Jimmy Justice: "Well its that time of night"

Kenny Greenwood: "We've all seen some great matches up to now, but this one tops it all"

Jimmy Justice: "Two men, one dominant champion, one hungry challenger, get ready for world war three to explode"

Kenny Greenwood: "The final match for Xplosion in 2007 and it doesnt get any bigger"

Jimmy Justice: "For Cameron Hayden, it is an opportunity to prove that Mr Man is just another footnote in his legacy"

Kenny Greenwood: "Ever since winning the belt the 1st time in June, he has been nothing short of dominant. Beating opponents such as White Tiger, Android 18, Dan Taylor, Shawn Ashlocke just to name a few"

Jimmy Justice: "He may have lost the title at Halloween Havoc but it only took him a little over 3 weeks to earn it back. For almost 7 months Xplosion has been ruled by Cameron Hayden"

Kenny Greenwood: "For Mr Man, this is a chance of a lifetime. You don't get many World Heavyweight Championship shots in this business, its do or die now"

Jimmy Justice: "Mr Man may not be as decorated as Cameron Hayden, but if theres anybody whos been just as impressive as Hayden this year its Mr Man"

Kenny Greenwood: "Undoubtedly two of Xplosion best superstar, theyre achievements speak second to none. But its time to find out who is the better man"

Jimmy Justice: "What better way to prove that than to leave tonight the World Heavyweight Champion. The Hayden era either continues tonight, or the Mr Man one begins, whos going to be leading Xplosion into 2008 as Champion? Let find out!"

Jeremy Borash: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

There is a large section of hispanic and latin peoople in the crowd. Some reggaeton music pumps over the PA system, as the crowd go wild. The Mexican National Anthem airs as 90% of the crowd stand and chant emphatically along with it. After all the mix and mash up "The Enemy" by Godsmack begins rocking over the arena as Mr Man comes dancing out to a huge ovation

Kenny Greenwood: "What is this? Isn't he suppose to be heel"

Jimmy Justice: "Screw alignments today, half of Mexico is here"

Kenny Greenwood: "Mr Man is from Miami though, what a bunch of assbags"

Jeremy Borash: "Introducing first, from Miami Florida weighing in at 235 pounds.. MR MAN!"

Lights dim on and off, as "No Way Out" by Stone Temple Pilots blares around the arena. Cameron Hayden then comes out wearing a poncho and sombrero while riding on donkey. As a large majority of the crowd are hispanic he recieves huge heat for this, but he laughs at them as he slaps the donkey who runs into the steel steps ringside.

Kenny Greenwood: "Would you look at the nerve of Hayden! This is appauling behaviour"

Jimmy Justice: "I love it, hes embracing Mr Mans culture and showing he can be a greater mexican than Manny ever was"

Hayden jumps off as the donkey knocks himself over. He lifts the World Heavyweight Championship up and then enters the ring

Jeremy Borash: "And his opponent, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania weighing in at 209 pounds.. he is the reigning EWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. CAMERON HAYDEN!"

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Cameron Hayden[c] vs Mr Man

The bell rings for the start as Mr Man barges ontop of Hayden instantly throwing vicious left and rights punches repeatedly to his head. He catapults up using the ropes for leverage and then swings back down swinging both his feet straight into Haydens face. Manny lifts up Hayden and then chucks him into the corner, before brushing his boot into Hayden neck with a flying missile drop kick. He then wraps Hayden in the ropes and flips on the outside locking him in a rope hung boston crab. The ref counts 1..2..3..4..Mr Man releases the hold

Kenny Greenwood: "Mr Man going for the tarantula, that was different to say the least"

Jimmy Justice: "We ain't seen that shit since the legendary Tajiri used it back in WWE"

Kenny Greenwood: "Maybe Mr Man has been learning some new moves"

Jimmy Justice: "Not a bad idea, especially with the caliber of the match"

Manny then feeds off the buzzing response from the crowd, jiggling for a pose. Hayden plays possum allowing him to pose, because the moment Manny turns around Hayden catches him with a drop toe hold, pushing Mannys head onto the mat. Hayden then springs up to bounce off the second rope for a lionsault. He goes for a pin as the ref counyts 1..ELBOW UP! Hayden lifts himself and Manny up, monkey flipping him into the corner turnbuckle steel post. Manny drops awkwardly, which Hayden utilises smacking Manny knee against the steel post and then wrapping his legs around it for a ringpost figure four as Manny pants in pain

Kenny Greenwood: "Both Manny and Hayden haven't a complete disregard for the rules using the ring as a weapon"

Jimmy Justice: "Anything Manny can do, Hayden can do better, which is what he showing right now"

Kenny Greenwood: "This is a Championship bout, its being tainted straight away by these underhand tactics"

Jimmy Justice: "Its not cheap tactics, to be World Champion you don't need to be pretty, you just need to get the job done"

The ref makes the count 1..2..3..Hayden then lets go, the referee turns around and Hayden locks Manny straight back into the ringpost figure four, the ref counts again 1..2..3..4..Hayden lets go again. The ref warns him he'll be punished if he does it again, but Hayden ignores as he goes to lock it as the ref gets ready to ring the bell for DQ, but he fakes it, rolling back into the ring and stomping repeatedly on Manny knee to weaken it. He places Manny upside down against the ropes and then charges from the opposite side with a running dropkick to the knee

Kenny Greenwood: "Hayden working on the knee, weakining it for unknown reasons, maybe he wants to break it"

Jimmy Justice: "He's working a very clever game plan. Manny needs his knees to perform the Future Splash, but if hes got a dead knee, he ain't doing nothing"

Hayden wrenches Manny back to his feet by grabbing his hair. Manny wobbles as Hayden trashtalks him, he delivers a few knife edge chops and then kicks Manny in the gut for a russian legsweep, but Manny suddenly shows signs of life as he spins Hayden around to clutch his head in his shoulders for a Back To The Future, but Hayden wiggles out and hits a reverse DDT. He goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..2..Manny GETS A HAND ON THE ROPES! Hayden then twists Mannys ankle dropping down for a ankle lock

Kenny Greenwood: "Hayden is showing no mercy what so ever to Mr Man, attacking him ruthlessly giving him no point of return"

Jimmy Justice: "You want to be the best you have to be remorseless, which is exactly what Cameron Hayden is, and thats how you fight like a champion"

Hayden goes to tighten the hold, but Manny jumps up and spins around sending Hayden flying into the ropes to break the hold. He springs back up hopping with one knee, Hayden comes back at him with a running forearm but Manny ducks and hits a hurricanrana out of nowhere. Hayden then gets right back up and goes for a short arm clothesline, but Manny dodges out of the way again and catches him with a spinning headscissors. He goes for the pin as the ref counts 1..2..but Hayden escapes and then leans his feet against the ropes putting Manny in a bridge pin as the ref counts 1..2..3?NO!KICKOUT!

Kenny Greenwood: "How the hell did Manny manage to jump that high even with a bad knee"

Jimmy Justice: "Hes fighting the pain, and he needs to, you can't have any excuses in a big time match like this"

Kenny Greenwood: "A smashing display of counter reversal pins by both competitors"

Hayden then quickly runs up the corner turnbuckle. Manny presses his hands against the ropes to force himself back up, he turns around as Hayden comes splashing into him with a corkscrew moonsault knocking Manny down, and causing an awkward fall for both. They both take a momenst breather, but the ref doesn't give them a breather as he begins the 10 count 1..2..3.. Hayden awakes as he rolls around the ring, but hasn't gotten up yet 4..5..6.. Hayden flips up and sees Manny is still knocked out cold 7..8..9.. Hayden puts his hand up in celebration, but suddenly Manny flips up and he can walk normally

Kenny Greenwood: "That doesnt make any sense? I thought he had a bad knee"

Jimmy Justice: "Maybe he was playing possum? And leading Hayden into a false sense of security"

Kenny Greenwood: "I think you may be right Hayden doesnt look to be too please at the moment"

Jimmy Justice: "Because hes been bringing it full throttle to Manny so far, maybe hes wasting his energy out to early"

Hayden looks on shocked confused why Mannys knee isnt weak anymore, he goes running into him for a enzuiguiri kick but Manny slides out of the way and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He then pats his chest muttering in Spanish before tangling Haydens legs and locking him into the Wave of the Future as the crowd get excited. Hayden tries to quickly crawl to the ropes, but Manny overpowers him pulling him back into the center of the ring and falling back to lock him in firmly. Manny makes the hold tighter and tighter but Hayden refuses to tap

Kenny Greenwood: "Mr Man may have Cameron Hayden here! Hayden appears to have No Way Out"

Jimmy Justice: "Don't jump to conclusions so quickly yes Hayden is in a pickle, but he has had greater odds to fight through"

Kenny Greenwood: "Mr Man applying an excrutiating amount of pain on Hayden, he's trying to muster to the ropes, but they seem a mile away"

Jimmy Justice: "Dude you made a typo"

Kenny Greenwood: "Give me a break, I'm too ghetto to afford a spell checker at the moment"

With Hayden having seemingly no other option but to tap, he goes to tap. LMAO NO! Instead just when Manny thinks he has Hayden finishes he somehows manages to flip out of the hold and reverse it into a Contraception attempt, but luckily Mr Man is right next to the ropes dodging the face of danger. Mr Man gets up but is floored instantly as Hayden hits a elbow to the back of the head followed by a swinging neckbreaker. Looking over Mr Man he then flips up into the air for a standing moonsault, he hooks his legs as the ref counts 1..2..3?NO KICKOUT!

Kenny Greenwood: "So close yet so far, what is it gonna take to put down Mr Man"

Jimmy Justice: "No need to panic, Hayden is still in this, its not like Mr Man has put on a sustained offense so far"

Hayden then grapples Manny back up, as he lifts him up for a face buster, but Manny flips down through Haydens legs turning it for a counter with a spinning crucifix into a neckbreaker slam. He then rockets off the top rope for a senton as he goes for the cover only to get a close 2 count. He drags Hayden up and goes for a brainbuster, but Hayden punches him to the head so he can get back onto his feet. He goes for a knockout punch, but Manny collides a second before with a european uppercut

Kenny Greenwood: "Now its turned into a slugfest"

Jimmy Justice: "Theres only one slug"

Kenny Greenwood: "Yep! But these two are way better"

Manny then pulls Hayden to him like a magnet for a Back To The Future. He then lifts Hayden up on his shoulders for a sunset flip powerbomb, but Hayden counters gauging his legs on the ropes for a painful sensation inbetween his legs. Hayden then goes for a superplex but Manny reverses with a Tornado DDT off the top rope, he slithers towards Hayden placing his hand over his chest as the ref counts 1..2..3?!NO! Hayden kicked out and reverse Manny straight into the Birth Control but Manny wiggles out quickly and manages to lift Hayden up for the FUTURE SHOCK!

Kenny Greenwood: "THIS IS IT! MR MAN IS GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP! MR MAN IS GONNA FUFILL HIS DREAM"

With Hayden out cold and the Latin part of the crowd going wild, Mr Man moves slowly over to Hayden to make the pin as the ref counts 1..2..3!

Kenny Greenwood: "MR MAN HAS DONE IT! MR MAN HAS DONE IT!"

Jimmy Justice: "Ahem turn off the caplocks and look back in the ring"

We thought Mr Man had the 3 count, turns out he did, but at 2 and a half, his pinfall was unfortunately countered as Hayden got him straight into the Contraception. Mr Man tried to wobble his way over to the ropes, but Hayden had the lock on so fiercely he was giving him no room for escape

Kenny Greenwood: "Uh Oh! Oh No! This may be the end, this may be the moment the fairytale ends, and reality sets in, Cameron Hayden still the World Heavyweight Champion"

Jimmy Justice: "Surely this has to be it now! You said earlier what is it gonna take for Hayden to put down Mr Man, but what is it gonna take for Mr Man to put Hayden down"

Kenny Greenwood: "What do you mean? It's not all done and dusted yet"

Jimmy Justice: "The man got his ass grounded with The Future Shock, Mr Mans most effective move, does he lay on his ass for the 3 count! NO.. he reverses it into the Contraception,
thats why hes Champion"

Mr Man begins fading away, Hayden tells the ref to ring the bell for a knockout victory but the ref does the routine 3 lifts to confirm the inevitable. He lifts it up once and it flops back down, He lifts it up for the second time and it flops back down. He lifts it up for the final time, slowly and then drops it, Mr Man hopes go to dashes when it flops down, but its just a moment from flopping down completly as suddenly he shows signs of life.

Jimmy Justice: "How the hell did Mr Man do that, seemingly finished, seemingly put to bed"

Kenny Greenwood: "This is nothing short of miraculous "

The crowd look on stunned, Hayden looks shocked but he just goes to tighten the hold even more but to no avail as Mr Man begins shaking lifting Hayden up and hitting him for the second time with a FUTURE SHOCK. He spins around heavily dizzy but the crowd route him onto fly high, and being a crazy motherf**ker he climbs up and goes for a FUTURE SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy Justice: "ITS OVER!"

Kenny Greenwood: "HOLY SHI*T!"

But Hayden rolled out of the way sending Mr Man crashing straight to the mat. Hayden lifted him up and wasted no time hitting him straight up with a BIRTH CONTROL

Jimmy Justice: "Good showing Manny, but at the end of the day Hayden is just too good"

Groggy, bruised, weakened and exhausted Hayden snails over to Mr Man, and places his hand over an almost lifeless Mr Man as the ref counts 1..2..3?

Jimmy Justice: "As they say in tennis! GAME, SET AND MATCH! YOUR WINNER CAMERON HAYDEN!"

Kenny Greenwood: "But this isn't tennis!"

The ref signals for the bell to ring but then suddenly he notices theres a foot on the ropes. He gets Kenny and Jimmy to check a replay to see if Mr Man had the foot on the ropes before the 3 count, and they confirm it was. Hayden then looks on flabbergasted, he gets pissed off arguing with the ref that the match should be over. What Hayden doesnt realise is the match is still going, and as hes wasting time venting on the ref, he doesnt see Mr Man behind him. Suddenly Hayden is pulled down caught off guard by a quick schoolboy pin by Mr Man as the ref counts 1..2..3

WINNER: MR MAN

Jimmy Justice: ":O"

Kenny Greenwood: ":O"

Jimmy Justice: "You got to be f**king kidding me?"

Kenny Greenwood: "This isn't a joke, the match is over"

Jeremy Borash: "The Winner of the match by pinfall... and your NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. MISTER MAN"

Jimmy Justice: "NO F**KING WAY"

Kenny Greenwood: "Its just sunk in.. Mr Man has DONE IT! He's really DONE IT!"

Jimmy Justice: "I can't believe it"