Subject: [#64] EWE No Love Lost: February 27th, 2011 Mon Dec 12, 2022 3:28 pm
Date: February 27th, 2011
Venue: Staples Center - Los Angeles, California
Theme Song: "Love Machine" by Girls Aloud
RP Count: 57
Recovery Status: Original Results
"Love Machine" by Girls Aloud echos around the arena as pyro begins to go off.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Welcome to Los Angeles Calfornia! The Staples Center is sold out as we bring you EWE No Love Lost! I'm Jonathan Steele and as always Jimmy Justice here with me at ringside, what a show we will have tonight! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " It's going to be huge, that can't be denied at all. Like the sure classic between White Tiger and Mr. Man. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " That's going to be nuts Jimmy, as will the International Title match between Dean Winchester and Abdul Q. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Everyone is jacked to see that. Just like they are all jacked to see the Ultimate X Match for the X-Division Championship. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Definately, that match could potentially steal the show. I'll tell you why most these fans are here though Jimmy. For the first time since No Love Lost 2005, EWE brings the Buried Alive Match! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " That's going to be sick Steele, Johnny Chaos throwing the title on the line against a fresh attituded Derek Daniels, like you said it'll be the first Buried Alive Match EWE has had in 6 years. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Everyone is stoked to see it, but we will have to wait. "
"In My Head" by Jason Derulo hits over the PA speakers, which causes the crowd to give a mixed reaction when Britney steps through the curtains.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " But what we don't have to wait for is our opening contest. "
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The following is tonight's opening contest and is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EWE X-Core Championship! This match will also determine who challenges for the EWE Women's Championship at EWE WrestleMania Seven! Introducing first the challenger...From Evansville Indiana....BRITNEY WEST!! "
Britney West continues her way down the ramp before climbing up on the apron and stepping into the ring. Britney looks around for a moment before "Obsession" quickly replaces her theme. There's a mixed reaction when Mickie comes through the curtains.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " And her opponent, from Richmond Virginia...she is the EWE X-Core Champion...MICKIE JAMES!! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I'm excited for this Match Steele. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " I'm not surprised, knowing you. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Hey I got a degree in pimp, not my fault you didn't even pass admissions. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Funny. "
Mickie continues down the ramp and slides into the ring. Mickie hops up and looks Britney over for a moment, the pair begin to circle as the bell rings.
WOMEN'S TITLE SHOT @ WRESTLEMANIA 7 EWE X-CORE CHAMPIONSHIP Britney "Sugar" West Vs. Mickie James(c)
After the bell sounds the two circle for a moment before locking up. Britney knees Mickie in the gut before dropping her with a DDT. Britney starts to quickly control this match hitting a Hurranicanna at 1:24. At around 2:01 Britney hits a Spinebuster and covers, only getting a two count.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Near Fall there. "
Britney mounts Mickie and begins to hit several hard shots before climbing the turnbukle and leaping off with a moonsault, covering for only another two count. At about 3:14 Britney hits a Diving clothesline, and covers for another two count.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Another near fall, Britney seems to be in ciomplete control. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Mickie needs to do something. "
Britney picks Mickie up and throws her into the ropes, upon return Mickie punces onto Britney with a Thez Press. Mickie hits several hard shots before getting back up.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " There we go. "
Mickie tosses Britney into the corner. Mickie climbs the turnbukle then wraps her legs around Britney's head and hits a Mick-A-Rana! She covers, only getting a two count. Mickie controls the match for a little while after hitting a Snapmare at 4:23 that she follows with a baseball slide to the face.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Mickie seems to be picking up momentum now. "
At around 5:02 Mickie hits a headscissors takedown. She covers, getting another two count. At 5:53 Mickie hits a One-Handed Cartwheel into a Standing Monkey flip. Mickie once again covers, but once again gets a two count. Mickie stalks Britney to get up as she does she goes for the MickKick, but Britney quickly rolls out of the way.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Close one there for Britney. "
At 6:43 Britney attempts a Wheelbarrow driver, but Mickie counters with a victory roll, only for another two count. At 7:12 Mickie goes for the MickieDT, but Britney counters with a northern lights supplex. Britney covers but only gets a two count.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Great counter. "
Britney gets up and stalks Mickie, as Mickie gets back to her feet, she's leveled with the Sweet Tooth! Britney covers, scoring the 1...2....3!
WINNER AT 7:57:Britney "Sugar" West (New Champion) Judges: 3 out of 3
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Here is your winner...and NEW EWE X-CORE CHAMPION...BRITNEY WEST!! "
"In My Head" hits again as Britney rolls out of the ring. The ref gets out and raises her hand also handing her the X-Core Championship before she starts making her way up the ramp.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Britney West is heading to WrestleMania...and talk about a place to have your first title match. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " What are you talking about, She just had a title match.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " You know what I mean...The Women's Championship. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Britney's had opportunites before. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Opportunities, meaning number one contender matches, that she didn't win. This will be her first actual Women's Title Match, and at WrestleMania of all places. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Don't hype her up too much Steele. Alicia Q had her first Women's Title match at WrestleMania last year, didn't work out so well for her. "
Britney raises up the title before she heads through the curtains, while Mickie gets a little frustrated and heads up the ramp herself.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Well be that as it may, Britney may have better luck than Alicia. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Well it's too early to decide, we don't even know who the champion will be that she's facing. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Ah but we will after the title match later between Christy and Ruby. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " But that's later.. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " That it is. "
The camera cuts back to the ring where we see Jennifer again.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The Following contest is the Qualifying Battle Royal for a spot in the Money in the Bank at WrestleMania Seven! "
The crowd cheers, then "He is a Pirate" by Klaus Badelt, Amel hits over the PA Speakers. Sparrow staggers his way through the curtains and onto the stage. He looks around at the fans and smiles a little bit, already having second thoughts again.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Introducing first...From Shipwreck Cove...weighing in at 155 pounds...CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!! "
Sparrow walks his way down the ramp, seemingly taking his time. Sparrow walks up the steps and into the ring as his music begins to fade away.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " This Qualifier is already turning into a joke. I should look at the bright side though, we couldn't get a worse entry, than a pirate. "
"Reach for the Stars" hits which the crowd cheers a little bit when Sonic comes out through the curtains.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " From Mobius...SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " You were saying? "
Jimmy just drops his head and sighs as Sonic makes his way down the ramp. Sonic slides into the ring and the theme switches to "Paradise Lost" by Hollywood Undead. The cheers shift to boos as Nero and Desario step through the curtains.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Accompanied by Nero Phoenix...From LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA!!....DAN DESARIO!! "
The last announcement perks a few cheers, but still most boo because of Nero and the promo they cut.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " They need to show this guy some respect, he's a former World Champion...and the first ever X-Cup Winner. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " How when this is his debut? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Not Desario, Nero you twit. "
Desario steps into the ring, while Nero stands to the outside. "Obsession" hits as Mickie comes back through the curtains.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Wasn't she just out here? "
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " From Richmond Virginia....MICKIE JAM ES!! "
Mickie slides into the ring and looks around at her opponents. "Something Kinda Ooooh" by Girls Aloud kicks over the PA speakers sending the fans into a slight uproar when Christy splits the curtains, Women's title firmly locked around her waist.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " From Kansas City Missouri...she is the EWE Women's Champion...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " What an idiot.. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " What? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " She already had 2 matches booked, so she went and entered this to make it three. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " So did Mickie. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " She's an idiot too. "
Christy walks down the ramp and up the steps. She takes her title off and hands it over to the time keeper before perching herself in the corner to look at the rest. "Heart of a Champion" by Nelly soon replaces her theme, turning the cheers back into boos when Chris Warren seperates the curtains.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " And Finally...from Chicago Illinois....Weighing in at 185 pounds...He is the EWE X-Division Champion...CHRIS WARREN!! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Wait, if he's the X-Division Champion, where's the title at? "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " You know the answer to that Jimmy. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Then why did I ask? "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Because you're a smart ass. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " That's true "
Warren slides into the ring. Jennifer gets back out of the ring as the ref on the outside calls for the bell.
MONEY IN THE BANK QUALIFIER #1 BATTLE ROYAL MATCH Open Invite
As the bell rings the action quickly gets going. Everyone keeps trying to toss people out of the ring, but of course each person fights to stay in. The Action continues until Mickie tries to eliminate Christy, but Christy blocks, and sends Mickie over instead!
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Well that backfired. "
ELIMINATED AT 2:13:Mickie James (By Christy Chaos)
The match continues on as Christy tries to eliminate Sparrow, but he somehow fights to stay alive. Dan Desario tosses Chris Warren over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. Desario and Sonic then start to trade shots. The action continues for awhile with near eliminations, until Desario tries to eliminate Sparrow. Sparrow hangs onto the rope, as Desario hits the floor, Sparrow hits the apron.
ELIMINATED AT 4:25:Dan Desario (By Captain Jack Sparrow)
Sparrow looks behind him, unsure what just happened.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Tell me he isn't lucky, he doesn't even know what just happened. He won't make it much longer. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " I guess we'll see. "
The action continues with Warren and Sonic going at it, while Sparrow stays on the apron. That is until he sees Christy heading his way, he does the wise move and quickly gets back in the ring. While Sparrow and Christy go at it for awhile, Warren and Sonic continue to go back and forth as well. Finally Chris Warren clotheslines Sonic over the top rope as he crashes to the floor.
ELIMINATED AT 7:37:Sonic (By Chris Warren)
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Well there goes Sonic. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Thank God.. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " What is your deal? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " What's yours? "
Sparrow suddenly tackles Christy. He gets up proud of himself with a smile on his face. That smile fades when he sees Chris Warren heading for him. Sparrow flails around the ring while Warren just keeps chasing him. Warren finally catches up by grabbing the back of Sparrow's shirt. He turns Sparrow around and is about to lock up when they both look at Christy, who charges and hits them both a double side-effect!
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Check her out! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I always do.. "
They lay there for a moment before Christy grabs Sparrow and sends him into the corner. As Christy turns back around though, Warren levels her with a hard clothesline. Warren picks Christy up and sets her up for a power bomb. As Warren lifts her up, Christy turns it into a hurranicanna, sending him right over the top rope and to the floor!
ELIMINATED AT 10:06:Chris Warren (By Christy Chaos)
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Nice counter.. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Tough break Chris. "
Warren gets up and gets frustrated that he was just eliminated by Christy Chaos. She smiles and blows him a kiss, but when she turns back around, Sparrow hits a dropkick, sending Christy off the apron, right next to Warren!
ELIMINATED AT 10:16:Christy Chaos (By Captain Jack Sparrow)
WINNER AT 10:16:Captain Jack Sparrow Average Score: Perfect 100
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Here is your winner and first qualifier for the 2011 Money in the Bank Match...CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!! "
"He is a Pirate" hits again as Sparrow begins to look around, seeming unsure of what has just happened. The ref raises Sparrow's hand and he still is unsure what to think.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I can't believe the freakin pirate is going to be in Money in the Bank...that match is already starting to look lame. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " You need to lighten up. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " You need to like girls. Michael Jackson Jr. "
Christy and Warren head up the ramp, while Sparrow smiles finally realizing he won. The Camera then cuts over to the titan tron for a promo.
IT'S TIME AGAIN FOR THE EWE HALL OF FAME.. WHO'S WORTHY TO MAKE IT TO THE CLASS OF 2011? SOME MAY ARGUE THE FIRST INDUCTEE. DON'T BE CONFUSED BY HIS LACK OF CHAMPIONSHIPS IN HIS EWE CAREER. HE WAS ONE HELL OF A COMPETITOR, OR IN OUR TERMS A MAIN EVENT RPER NO DOUBT. JUST HAD BAD LUCK, ALWAYS BARELY OUT PERFORMED IN THE BIG MATCHES. EWE RECOGNIZES HIS TRUE TALENT AND PROUDLY WELCOMES HIM AS THIS YEARS FIRST INDUCTEE TO THE EWE HALL OF FAME!
The camera cuts back to ringside where a cage is starting to lower from the rafters, getting the attention of the fans. Just as the cage hits the apron the bell sounds as we zoom over to Jennifer by the time keepers table.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The Following Contest is a Steel Cage Match! In this match the only way to win is to escape the cage with both feet touching the floor. "
"Something Kinda Oooooh" by Girls Aloud hits and the crowd cheers as Christy comes back through the curtains, once again sporting the Women's Championship as she stops in the center of the stage and raises it up.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Introducing first....From Kansas City Missouri....she is the EWE Women's Champion...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " This SHOULD be her first match of the evening, but she's an idiot. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " We heard you before. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Don't sass me. "
Christy continues down the ramp and walks up the steps to enter the cage door. As Christy steps into the ring she raises the title up before handing it to the ref, who hands it back over to another ref who takes it to the time keepers table. Christy's theme soon fades and is replaced with "Living After Midnight" by Disturbed. The crowd begins to boo as Shockly and Jarrett split the curtains.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Her opponent...Accompanied by Jeff Jarrett...From Sante Fe New Mexico...weighing in at 225 poounds....MIKE THE POWER SHOCKLY!! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Christy is in over her head. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " How can you say that? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Just watch. "
Shockly continues down the ramp and enters the cage, while Jarrett sticks to the outside. The climbs out of the cage and shuts the door as a ref walks to each side of the cage. The main ref then calls for the bell.
STEEL CAGE MATCH Christy Chaos Vs. Mike Shockly
Christy and Shockly circle the ring for a moment. Shockly comes at Christy with a clothesline, she quickly ducks and hits a reverse neckbreaker. Christy bounces off the ropes and drop kicks Shockly in the face as he sat up. Christy continues to use her speed advantage to keep the momentum in her favor before making her first climb at 2:14.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Here she goes! "
Shockly gets up and grabs her by her pants, he pulls her hard down to the mat as the crowd yells "oh!". Shockly smiles before picking Christy up and hitting a hard powerbomb to the mat. Shockly bounces off the ropes and hits a hard legdrop. Shockly continues to hit a few more moves before he starts to climb the cage at 3:45.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Now Shockly is going for the win. I told you this was gonna be easy Steele. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " He's not out yet Jimmy. "
Shockly gets about 3/4 of the way up before Christy starts to quickly climb up behind him. She climbs all the way up to Shockly before locking her hands around his waist. She pulls, but Shockly puts a grip on the cage. She pulls a couple more times, she finally punches him in the gut which losens his grip and allows her to pull him off as they go crashing back to the ring with a German Suplex!
[JONATHAN STEELE] " OH MY...DID YOU SEE THAT?! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Not bad.. "
They both lay there for a moment before Christy finally gets back to her feet. As Shockly starts to get back up Christy comes at him and hits a quick Side-Effect. Christy follows it up with a standing moonsault, without the cover. Christy gets up and starts climbing the cage again at 5:02. About half way up Shockly steps up on the turnbukle and power bombs her back to the ring!
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " She's done for now! "
Christy holds her back while Shockly starts climbing the cage. As Shockly gets half way up Christy starts to crawl back to her feet. Christy starts climbing. Shockly makes it to the top but Christy is right there. She trades shots for a moment, but blocks one then wraps her legs around his head before brining back to the ring with a headscissors takedown!
[JONATHAN STEELE] " And they both come crashing back down again! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " This is turning out better than I thought. "
They lay there while the crowd gets riled up. Christy uses the ropes to pull herself back up, while Shockly also gets up. Christy turns back around, to get a hard right to the jaw. She holds her jaw as he quickly graps her and sends her to the corner, she reacts quickly running up and hitting Whisper in the Wind! Christy gets back up and starts climbing back up the cage at 7:35. Christy makes it all the way to the top and looks over the wall. She looks to the floor then back to Shockly in the ring who's getting back to his feet. She smiles before standing up and leaping off the cage! She crashes on the standing Shockly with the STAR STRUCK!
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " What the hell did she do that for?! She could have won! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Living up to the Chaos Name Jimmy. "
The crowd has stirred up a "Holy Shit" chant while they both lay there for a few moments. Christy is obviously the first one up as she decides to use the door this time. The ref is about to unlock it when Jarrett shoves him off the steps. Jarrett stands there smiling at Christy, what she doesn't know is before he did that he took a black baseball bat out from under the ring and slid it through the cage and in the ring by Shockly. Christy turns back around frustrated, only to be cracked right in the gut with the baseball bat! Shockly smiles before cracking her again acrossed the back before tossing the bat and nailing The Shockly Power!
[JONATHAN STEELE] " You've got to be kidding me! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Beautiful ain't it? "
Shockly gloats about what he done to the booing fans. Perhaps he's done so for too long because he doesn't even head towards the door until 10:32. Jarrett smiles gladly opening the door for his comrad. Before Shockly can step through the ropes though, his own bat comes, with great velocity, between his legs! Jarrett's eyes grow wide, but before he can get out of dodge Christy hits him straight to the face with the end of the bat, knocking him back off the stairs. Christy drops the bat and nails a Charismatic Crush! The crowd cheers as Christy steps through the ropes and walks out the door. She walks to the end of the steps and looks over at Jarrett who's sitting up holding his head. He looks at Christy and she just smiles and winks before stepping off the stairs.
WINNER AT 10:53:Christy Chaos Judges: 3 out of 3
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Here is your winner...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
"Something Kinda Oooh" hits again as Jarrett gets up pissed.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I can't believe that just happened. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " You can never count this girl out. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I mean, she crushed his manhood, with his own weapon. Nikki won't be happy if the Power is gone later on tonight.. "
Two of the refs hold Jarrett back when he tries to lunge for Christy. The main ref hands christy her title as she smiles at Jarrett on her way passed him and up the ramp. Christy stops at the stage and looks back at Shockly. He sits up not able to believe what just happened. Christy just smiles before heading back through the curtains. The camera then cuts backstage where Michael Jensen sits casually in his office behind his desk. He leans back with his legs crossed as he looks forward to the other side of his desk. Standing behind him with their hands together in front of them, are Big Show and Khali.
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " So what can I do for you?"
The view slowly shifts to the other side of the desk as we now see a black man with dreadlocks with an angled cap and a baggy attire sitting relaxed. Behind him stand a bigger black man, with a shaved head, closely resembling Anthony Anderson, but is really Miles, the same guy who stole Chris' X-Division Championship. Next to him stands another black man who is almost hulked out in the ferocity of his muscles. They stand calmly at attention.
[NICK] " Yo, I think you already know."
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " I understand that you want to negotiate the return of the X-Division Championship, but what do you expect in return?"
[NICK] " The answer be pretty simple. I wan my money."
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " That's between you and Chris."
[NICK] " If you wan this piece of gold back, it's yo problem now."
Michael Jensen sits there thinking.
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " So you just want paid?"
[NICK] " I never said nuffin, dawg."
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " Then what the hell do you want?"
[NICK] My money first..."
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " Then what? Let me guess....you want a contract?"
[NICK] " Hell nah. Why da fuck would I wan that?"
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " I just figured..."
[NICK] " Well ya figure wrong, yo. I wan sumpin else."
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " Well beating around the bush is getting nowhere so tell me exactly what you want already."
Nick grins.
[NICK] " Aight."
As the scene cuts back to ringside the familar laughs are heard through the PA Speakers, which then cuts to "Hardcore Country". There's a mixed reaction when Trish and Mickie head through the curtains.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The Following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EWE Tag Team Championships!...Introducing the challengers....from Richmond Virginia, MICKIE JAMES! and from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, TRISH STRATUS! they are HARDCORE STRATUSFACTION!! "
Trish and Mickie head down the ramp and got in the ring. Their music cut and silence fell to the arena for a few moments until the words "BROOKLYN, BROOLYN!" The Crowd cheers as "Bringin Da Hood T U" continued to play and Cryme Tyme danced through the curtains sporting the Tag Team Titles.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Their opponents...at a combined weight of 520 pounds....they are the EWE Tag Team Champions....JTG and Shad Gaspard....CRYME TYME!! "
Cryme Tyme continued to dance down the ramp before stepping up into the ring. They reaise up their titles before handing them over to the referee. As the referee raised the two EWE Tag Team Championship belts high, Trish Stratus attacked JTG from behind. Before the match even started, the referee was pulling Trish Stratus off of JTG, spitting at him, yelling something about her dildo. Whoa! Anyways, after taking a while to get up, JTG does and the referee rings the bell.
EWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP STANDARD TAG TEAM MATCH Cryme Tyme(c) Vs. Hardcore Stratusfaction
The bell does ring and Trish runs right for JTG, taking him down with a tackle and laying some punches on him. Taking advantage, Mickie and Trish spend the next few minutes doing quick tags on JTG. At 4:14 Mickie James was in control, having JTG down on one knee, she ran to the ropes, and when she came back, JTG caught her with a quick Shout Out! However, with no time to pin, JTG crawled to his corner and tagged in Big Shad at 5:33! Shad was a house of fire clotheslining Mickie James a few times, before lifting her up for a Gorilla Press. Once he did that, however, Trish snuck back in the ring and kicked his knee out from under him. Mickie James then fell on Shad for a two count at 6:33. Now it was Shad's turn to be worked over by two women, and for once, he wasn't the big black man in this gang bang.
Taking turns beating down Big Shad, Trish stayed in control, pounding the big man in the corner. Finally at 8:45, after taking such poundings, Shad was able to get out of Trish's Stratusfaction, by throwing her off of him. After sending his big Timberland boot into Trish's face, he tagged in JTG at 10:12! JTG ran into the ring and was a house of fire, hitting clotheslines and dropkicks. At 11:33 when JTG had Mickie James in the corner, going for a Mug Shot, Trish was able to run to the corner and hit JTG with a Chick Kick! With JTG flying back, Mickie James stalked him and went for a MickieDDT! Falling back at 12:12, Trish went for a Jackknife cover, but Shad would come in distracting the referee. An annoyed Mickie James ran in and got the referees attention, allowing Shad to put Trish Stratus on his shoulders, with JTG going for a G-9! Shad would then grab Mickie by the hair and throw her to the outside as JTG crawled on Trish for the one... two... three!
WINNERS AT 13:00:Cryme Tyme (Still Champions) Judges: 2 out of 3
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Here are your winners and STILL EWE Tag Team Champions...Shad Gaspard and JTG...CRYME TYME!! "
"Bringin Da Hood T U" hits again as the ref hands CT their titles back. CT heads up the ramp raising up their titles before heading through the curtains.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Well Cryme Tyme retains the gold. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Highway robbery, the sexy chicks should of won, not them criminals. "
Trish sits up frustrated about losing. She rolls out of the ring as her and Mickie head up the ramp.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Tough break for them ladies, was a good match. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Ya ya, on with the show. "
To Be Continued
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Subject: Re: [#64] EWE No Love Lost: February 27th, 2011 Mon Dec 12, 2022 3:29 pm
Date: February 27th, 2011
Venue: Staples Center - Los Angeles, California
Theme Song: "Love Machine" by Girls Aloud
RP Count: 57
Recovery Status: Original Results
PART TWO
The camera cuts back to the ring where we see Jennifer already ready for the next match.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The following contest is set for one fall. "
The crowd erupts as "Faint" by Linkin Park plays overhead. Eighteen walks out of the back. She smiles as she looks around at the streaming fans. She slowly walks down to the ring.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " From St. Cloud Minnesota, the Hall of Famer Android Eighteen! "
The cheers turn to boos as Eighteen is hit from behind by Sin. Sin grabs Eighteen and walks over to the corner where she nails Eighteen's head into the steel post. She lifts up Eighteen and slams her into the post again. She tosses Eighteen into the ring and the bell rings.
Standard Match Android #18 Vs. Keira Fisher
The crowd boos as Sin Straddles Eighteen and begins nailing hard right hands.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " I can't believe she just snuck attacked Eighteen like that. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " One of few ways to get the advantage on someone like Eighteen. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Thats true, still don't agree with it. "
Sin pulls Eighteen to her feet. She smiles and sets Eighteen up for a piledriver. She delivers it, quickly rolling into a pin. Eighteen powers out right before the two count. Sin kicks Eighteen a few times before backing up a few steps. Eighteen slowly climbs to her feet just to be speared by Sin. Sin pins again but again Eighteen powers out at two. Sin again stomps on Eighteen before lifting her up. Sin sets Eighteen up for a DDT. After giving an evil smile to the shocked crowd, Sin DDT's Eighteen. Sin rolls Eighteen unto her stomach and picks up her two legs. She tries for the Eighteen Points of Pain but Eighteen is quick to roll back on her back and kick Sin away. Sin turns in time to see Eighteen climb to her feet. Sin rushes in for another spear but Eighteen is ready. Eighteen sidesteps her and pushes her into the corner. Eighteen pulls out Sin before spinning her and sending her back shoulder first into the ring post. Eighteen pulls Sin away again but this time Sin racks Eighteen in her eyes. As eighteen staggers back, Sin rolls to the floor, shaking her arm. Eighteen follows her out, drop kicking her from behind, causing her to hit the turnbuckle again. The ref counts 1. Eighteen picks Sin up and slams her head into the ring post. 2. Eighteen picks up Sin and walks over to the announce table. She goes to slam Sin's head but Sin blocks it. 3. Sin tries to slam Eighteen's head but Eighteen blocks it. 4. Eighteen punches Sin, causing Sin to stagger back. 5. Sin grabs a chair and folds it up, turning toward Eighteen. 6. Eighteen opens her hand and fires a fireball at Sin who blocks it with the chair, causing her to drop it. 7. Sin runs at Eighteen who clotheslines Sin off her feet. 8. Sin climbs up just to be clotheslined again. The referee counts nine before Eighteen glares up at him. the referee suddenly decides to check his shoe lace instead of counting out Eighteen and Sin.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " We need a new ref, that's not a coward. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " So you'd count Eighteen out? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " If I was the ref, why not? I'm not scared of her. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Tell her that to her face. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I will...later, she's busy right now. "
Eighteen rolls Sin back into the ring. Eighteen follows her in when Sin tries for a low blow. Eighteen just raises an eye brow as she puts her foot into Sins face. Eighteen picks up Sin who grabs Eighteen and gives her a jaw breaker. Eighteen staggers back, allowing Sin to grab her and set her up for the Deadly Sin. Sin walks up the ropes and turns but Eighteen manages just to push her away. Sin gets to her feet and charges in. Eighteen catches her and nails a thunderous spine buster. Eighteen rolls Sin to her stomach and locks on the Eighteen Points of Pain. Sin struggles, trying to reach the bottom rope. Eighteen, being the veteran she is, has the move smack in the center of the ring. Before long Sin has no choice but to tap. The bell rings and the fans cheer.
WINNER AT 9:34:Android #18 Judges: 4 out of 4
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Here is your winner: Android #18! "
"Faint" by Linkin Park plays again as Eighteen climbs to her feet. She glares down at Sin with a sneer as the referee raises her hand. She rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp, clapping hands with the fans. She stops long enough to look at the Wrestlemania Seven banner with a smirk before heading toward the back.
THE COUNTDOWN HAS OFFICIALLY BEGAN THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN EWE HISTORY THE BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH! EWE PRESENTS WRESTLEMANIA 7! LIVE APRIL 24TH ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!
The camera cuts back to ringside where we see Jennifer Sparks once again.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The following contest is set for one fall...and it's for the eWe Divas Championship! "
"A Girl Like That" plays overhead as Torrie walks out. She is carrying the Divas title, a cocky smile on her face. The fans are booing her, probably because she stole the title.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Introducing first the challenger. From Boise Idaho Torrie Wilson!
She walks down to the ring where she slowly climbs inside. She holds up the Divas title, getting even more boos. Those boos change when "Hell Yea" By Rev Theory plays. Kelsi walks out from the back, looking at Torrie. Kelsi smirks as Torrie waves her down.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " And her opponent. She is the Divas champion from Fountain Colorado...Kelsi Parr! "
Kelsi suddenly sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring. Torrie, who handed over the Divas title to Jennifer as she bailed out of the ring, goes for a clothesline as soon as Kelsi hits the ring.
EWE DIVA'S CHAMPIONSHIP STANDARD MATCH Kelis Parr(c) Vs. Torrie Wilson
Kelsi ducks it and lifts Torrie up for the K.S.T.F.O. Torrie squirms loose and grabs Kelsi from behind. She delivers a Nose Job to Kelsi. The fans are shocked as Torrie smiles and rolls up Kelsi. At two, Kelsi kicks out. Torrie grabs Kelsi's head and begins hitting hard right hands. Kelsi manages to roll Torrie over and hit's a few of her own right hands. Torrie manages to roll back on top but Kelsi rolls her back over before she gets a shot off. Kelsi grabs Torrie's arm and the fans cheer. Torrie squirms loose and rolls out of the ring. She looks at the crowd and points to her head. Behind her Kelsi is up. She bounces off the far rope and baseball slides Torrie. Torrie hit's the ground as Kelsi rolls out of the ring. Kelsi picks up Torrie and toss her back into the ring. Kelsi follows her in as Torrie slowly climbs to her feet. Kelsi tries to clothesline Torrie but Torrie ducks it. Torrie again manages to nail her Nose Job on Kelsi. She rolls up Kelsi but again Kelsi kicks out right before the three. Torrie tries to pin again but again Kelsi kicks out at two. Torrie picks Kelsi up into a sitting position. Torrie locks on a sleeper hold.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " This could be it, we could crown a new champion. "
The ref raises Kelsi's arm up. It drops. The ref says one and lifts Kelsi's arm again. Again it falls. He says two and lifts Kelsi's arm again. This time Kelsi holds her hand up, shaking it. The crowd cheers as Kelsi manages to climb to her feet. Torrie grabs a handful of hair and pulls Kelsi back down. The ref caught it and orders Torrie to release the sleeper. Torrie does and picks Kelsi up. She tosses her into the corner and nails a splash. She shouts "again" and whips Kelsi into the far corner, chasing her in and splashing her again. She asks the crowd if they want to see another. Torrie whips Kelsi into a corner and nails a third big splash. She points a finger up and whips Kelsi into the far corner. She rushes in and splashes but Kelsi catches her. Kelsi lifts her to her shoulders and nails a K.S.T.F.O! She pins but somehow Torrie kicks out at two. Kelsi sits up, holding two fingers to the ref who assures her that it was only a two count.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Near fall there. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Torrie just barely hangs in there. "
Torrie rolls out to the apron as Kelsi rolls to her knees, trying to catch her breath. Torrie uses the ropes to climb up. Kelsi springs to her feet and nails a right hand to Torrie. She grabs Torrie's head and pulls her through the middle rope. She looks around before DDTing Torrie off the middle rope. Kelsi backs off and kneels down, waving for Torrie to stand up. The crowd cheers as Torrie slowly climbs to her feet. Kelsi walks in and Torrie catches her with a Chick Kick. Torrie picks up Kelsi and bounces off the back rope. She jumps up for a spinning head scissors take down but somehow Kelsi again catches her. She flips her in mid air and delivers another K.S.T.F.O! She pins and this time gets the three count. The bell rings as the crowd cheers.
WINNER AT 7:46:Kelsi Parr (Still Champion) Judges: 3 out of 3
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Here is your winner and STILL the Divas Champion: Kelsi Parr. "
"Hell Yea" by Rev Theory plays as Kelsi is handed the Divas title. She walks to the corner and holds it up as the fans cheer. Torrie rolls out of the ring and walks to the back, cussing herself for losing. The camera stays on Kelsi celebrating her win before moving on to the next scene.
OUR NEXT INDUCTEE MAY OR MAY NOT BE REMEMBERED BY THE EWE MASS WE REMEMBER HIM THOUGH, A FORMER MID EASTERN AND X-DIVISION CHAMPION. A TRUE TALENT EWE MISSES WHEREVER HE IS. BLAZE ONE UP, AND WELCOME TO THE EWE HALL OF FAME, SCOTTY BLAZE!
As the cameras cut back to ringside the bell sounds.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The Following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EWE International Championship! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Here we go Jimmy, guranteed history! "
"Live Your Life" by T.I feat. Rihanna hits and the crowd cheers when Abdul steps through the curtains.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Introducing first the challenger...from Hells Kitchen New York....weighing in at 250 pounds....ABDUL Q!! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " He has a chance to become the first ever 3x International Champion right here tonight. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " It won't be an easy task to beat the Dean of Mean, but it should be a good one. "
Abdul continues down the ramp and gets into the ring. As Abdul starts getting ready "Catalyst" by Linkin Park hits over the PA system and the crowd continues to cheer when Dean splits the curtains, International Title over his shoulder.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " His Opponent...from Lawrence Kansas...weighing in at 250 pounds...he is the EWE International Champion....The Dean of Mean, DEAN WINCHESTER!! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Will Dean retain here tonight and go on to become the longest reigning International Champion in EWE History? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Once again Steele, it won't be easy, but it's going to be a good one either way. "
Dean continues down the ramp and steps into the ring. Dean raises up the title before handing it to the ref. The ref Raises up the title and hands it off to the time keeper before signaling for the bell.
EWE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP STANDARD MATCH Dean Winchester(c) Vs. Abdul Q
We start our match off with a nice handshake after the bell. Both Abdul Q and Dean Winchester would circle each other and fought for a grapple. Taking advantage, Abdul went to the normal headlock and arm wrench and using his slight size advantage, kept it to the mat. At 2:34 After trading holds, Abdul had Dean in the ropes, and the referee pushed Abdul away, Dean would kick Abdul square in the patella. And being as Dean is officially the tweener of the match, he took advantage of the knee. After much knee work, at 5:42 Dean would lock on the figure four. Not being a stranger to working with dirty players, Dean would hold onto the ropes for leverage. After pulling Dean from the ropes, Abdul then turned it around and locked on his own figure four! Feverishly breaking the grip, Dean would back to the ropes. Abdul then took advantage of a running Dean and hit the Jersey Shore. At 8:01, about 2 minutes of trading holds, Abdul went for the Bedtime, but Dean wiggled his way out, kicked his knee and went for the Excercism! Hitting his move, Dean went for the pin, but Abdul managed to put his foot on the ropes. A vicious Dean got up and argued with the referee.
At 9:33 Abdul managed to push Dean with his foot into the referee. Dean then turned around and got hit with the Kitchen Sink. Abdul then got up, and hearing the cheers, Abdul then went to hit the Worm! Hitting that, Abdul went for the Bedtime again, but this time he hit it! However, Abdul could not get the pin as the referee was down. At 10:22, after slapping the referee and almost molesting him, the referee finally woke up with enough time for a two count! At 12:01, Abdul went for another Bedtime, but Dean managed to slip out and hit a Backstabber! However, Abdul managed to kick out at 13:25. Both men spent the next few minutes trying to jockey for position, and at 16:22, after breaking out of Abdul Q's EvenFlow DDT with a chop block to the knee, Dean Winchester went for another Excercism. However, this time Abdul was able to break free, grabbing the arm of Winchester and would lock on Blind Faith! Finally, after spending a few seconds trying to twist around, Dean Winchester had no choice but to tap out!
WINNER AT 18:03:Abdul Q (New Champion) Judges: 2 out of 3
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The Winner of this match and NEW EWE International Champion....ABDUL Q!! "
"Live Your Life" hits again as the ref hands Abdul the International Title.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " He's done it...Abdul is the first ever 3x International Champion! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Good for him.. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " You should be stoked! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Meh.. It was a good match though. "
Abdul raises up the title and celebrates while the camera soon cut backstage to Jensen's office when a man walks into the room and stands in front of his desk.
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " Who the heck are you? "
[ASSOCIATE] " An associate of Kenny Greenwood. "
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " Interesting, what do you want? "
The man places a couple pieces of paper on the desk in front of Jensen.
[ASSOCIATE] " You need to sign these. "
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " What are they? "
[ASSOCIATE] " Restraining Orders for Kenny from White Tiger and Mr. Man. "
[MICHAEL JENSEN] " What? "
[ASSOCIATE] " They both tried to kill him. You just need to sign this and be glad he isn't suing you for a unsafe work environment. "
Jensen doesn't hesitate to sign the papers on that note. He hands the papers back to the man.
The man walks out of the office as the scene cuts back to ringside.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " I still can't believe they both nearly killed him. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I know it was hilarious. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Are you joking, you was broadcast partners with him for nearly 3 years on Xplosion. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Which means I know just how much of a douche bag he is. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " You amaze me. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " And it amazes me how much you and Kenny have in common. "
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses cues over the PA system, flooding the arena with boos when White Tiger steps through the curtains.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The Following contest is scheduled for one fall...introducing first...from Rawlins Wyoming...weighing in at 229 pounds...WHITE TIGER!! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Here he comes THE Legend, the man who will crush Manny's WrestleMania hopes. It's going to be Awesome! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Okay Miz.. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " That's about the only thing Manny has right, is his awesomeness. "
WT continues down the ramp and rolls into the ring. Just as he does "Enemy" by Godsmack replaces his theme. Man steps through the curtains and the fans turn more into a mixed reaction, due to the way he's recently been acting, but still some cheers, more than WT got.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " His opponent....from Miami Florida...weighing in at 235 pounds...The Gold Standard, MR MAN!! "
Man continues down the ramp, with a crazed look in his eyes as he stares at WT.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " The way he's been acting is pretty creepy. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Well he needs to snap back, he needs to win this match if he plans to face Eighteen at WrestleMania. "
Man enters the ring and continues to stare at WT as the ref calls for the bell.
STANDARD MATCH White Tiger Vs. Mr. Man
They stare off for a moment before locking up. They both block eachother from a couple supplex attempts, WT then knees Man in the gut before hitting a snap supplex. WT makes the cover but Man quickly kicks out at one. As they get back up, Man quickly grabs WT and hits a snap supplex of his own, also covering for a one count. They continue to go back and forth until Man charges at WT and WT hits a Tilt-A-Whirl Bodyslam at 2:23. WT gets up and follows up with a standing elbow drop before covering for a two count.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Looks like White Tiger has started to pull momentum here. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " That's why he's the legend. "
WT picks Man up and starts to whip him to the corner, but hangs on hitting a short-arm clothesline. WT continues to control the match hitting a Float Over Supplex at about 3:45. WT continues to hit a few more big moves before connecting a vicious powe bomb at 5:02. The momentum stays in his favor after a few near falls. At 6:12 WT nails a perfect Payne Killer! WT smirks but instead of covering locks in the Tiger's Snare! Man screams in pain but WT just keeps it locked in and tightens it more. Man cotninues to fight out of it, finally he makes the long reach and gets the bottom rope. WT gets up not happy he had to let go of the hold, he climbs the turnbukle and waits for Mr Man to get up. As Man staggers up he turns around and WT jumps off the turnbukle with the Struck Down, Man suddenly counters with a standing dropkick while WT is in mid air!
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Wow, did you see that? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " The comeback begins I guess. "
Man gets up as WT sits up and Man quickly hits another dropkick to WT's face. As WT pulls himself up Mr Man hits the Back to the Future! Man covers, but WT kicks out at two. Man continues to keep momentum in his favor, hitting a Gordbuster at 7:45. A few near falls later Mr Man hits a Huranicanna at 8:34 for another near fall. At About 9:04 Mr Man hits the Triple Verticals before climbing up the turnbukle. He signals the end before jumping off with the Future Splash! At the last possible moment though WT puts his knees up as Mr Man rolls over holding his gut.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " What a counter. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " That scared me. "
Man continues to hold his gut as WT climbs back to his feet. WT grabs Man and nails a Tiger Driver before going for another cover for another two count. WT controls a little more of the match before hitting a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker at 10:13. WT looks at Mr. Man before he goes to lock back in the Tiger's Snare, but Man quickly hits an elbow to WT's face. As WT holds his face Man gets up and quickly kicks WT in the gut before nailing the Future Shock! Mr. Man sits up and smirks as he looks at WT and then locks in the.....wait...WTF?
[JONATHAN STEELE] " 18 POINTS OF PAIN! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " He totoally just stole Eighteen's submission, though I guess he recieved it enough. "
WT fights to get out of the hold he should know pretty well himself, while Mr Man looks very crazed and continues to tighten the hold. WT isn't close enough to the ropes and the look in Mr. Man's eyes spell disaster, there's no way out of this. Suddenly though Mr Man lets go of the hold. He gets up and notices Eighteen standing on the stage. Mr Man begins to yell at her, even without a mic he is very loud so we can hear what he's saying.
[MR. MAN] " GO AHEAD AND COME DOWN HERE!...COME ON!...I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU ANYMORE!....COME ON ALREADY!....YOU AIN'T RULING MY CAREER!....BRING YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! "
Eighteen never moves though, everyone is looking around very confused. Why is everyone confused? And better yet why hasn't Eighteen budged, that's not like her.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Who is he yelling at? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Lord knows, someone needs to check him into the Looney Bin. "
Ah that explains it all, Eighteen isn't even there, Mr Man is the only one that sees her. While Mr Man continues to yell at a non-existant Eighteen, WT slowly creeps up on the turnbukle. Mr Man suddenly gets confused, as he realised Eighteen isn't there, he turns around only to be nailed with the STRUCK DOWN! White Tiger makes the cover and gets the three count!
WINNER AT 13:47:White Tiger Judges: 1 out of 2(other picked Draw)
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The winner of this match...WHITE TIGER! "
"Welcome to the Jungle" hits again as the ref raises WT's hand.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " What a match that was. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " But just as I said, Mr Man needs to stop being such a nutcase, it costed him just as I said it would. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " He was distracted. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " BY NOTHING! "
WT looks down at Mr Man and just shakes his head before making his way up the ramp while the camera cuts to another promo.
OUR LAST INDUCTEE OF THE EVENING IS A FORMER WOMEN'S AND DIVA'S CHAMPION. ACTUALLY SHE WAS NOT ONLY THE 2ND DIVA TO HOLD BOTH THOSE TITLES BUT THE FIRST DIVA TO HOLD THEM BOTH IN THE SAME MOMENT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO THE CLASS OF 2011....DREAM!
To Be Continued
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Subject: Re: [#64] EWE No Love Lost: February 27th, 2011 Mon Dec 12, 2022 3:29 pm
Date: February 27th, 2011
Venue: Staples Center - Los Angeles, California
Theme Song: "Love Machine" by Girls Aloud
RP Count: 57
Recovery Status: Original Results
PART THREE
The camera's cut back to Jennifer Sparks standing back inside the ring.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The Following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EWE Women's Championship! "
"Rescue" by KAT-TUN hits the PA System getting some cheers from the crowd when Ruby splits the curtains.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Introducing first, The Challenger...From Kobe Japan...RUBY!! "
Ruby continues her way down the ramp and enters the ring.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Well here's her chance for the title, she won the 6 pack challenge at Sole Survivor to ger her here tonight. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Well that was then, tonight she has a very tough competitor, not letting the fact she's already had two matches fool you. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Of course not. It'll be the biggest match of Ruby's EWE career thus far. "
Ruby warms up as her theme fades away. "Something Kinda Oooh" by Girls Aloud can once again be heard echoing through the PA Speakers as Christy steps back through the curtains once again with the Women's title locked around her waist.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " And her opponent...from Kansas City Missouri....she is the EWE Women's Champion, CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Coming down for her 3rd match of the evening, already even on the night this one will make or break her. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Well this one is most crucial, not only to determine if she has a losing or winning record here tonight, but for the record, she can't break the record if she loses the title half way there. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Exactly. "
Christy continues down the ramp and slides into the ring. She takes the title off her waist and raises it up in the air before handing it over to the ref. The Ref raises it back up before handing it to the time keeper and calling for the bell.
EWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP STANDARD MATCH Christy Chaos(c) Vs. Ruby
As the bell sounds Ruby and Christy circle for a moment before locking up. They both try to get the upper hand but both stops the other. Finally Ruby is able to hit a Monkey Flip. As Christy started to get back up Ruby hit a quick standing dropkick. Ruby starts to pull away in the match hitting a elevated Cutter around 2:01. At about 3:11 Ruby hit a Jumping Cresent Kick. Ruby continues to keep momentum on her side, at 3:54 she hits a Rolling Thunder transitioned into a vertical splash. Ruby covers only getting a two count.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Near fall there. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " If Christy doesn't pull something soon, we're looking at a new champion. "
Ruby continues to control the match before sending Christy to the corner, Christy runs up the corner and hits Ruby with Whisper in the Wind which the crowd cheers. Christy bounces off the ropes and hits Ruby with a Sunset flip just as she got up, getting only a one count. Christy starts to gain momentum hitting a reverse DDT at 4:21. At about 5:43 Christy hits a Tornado DDT and follows it up with a Standing Moonsault. Christy covers but only manages to get a two count.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Almost got the pin.. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " And almost retained, but the match moves on. "
Christy charges at Ruby, only to be hit with a sideslam. Ruby walked over to Christy's legs and locked in a Texas Cloverleaf. Christy screamed and fought as Ruby tightens the hold. Christy keeps fighting and soon gets the bottom rope, forcing Ruby to let go. As Ruby lets go and Christy gets back to her feet, Ruby comes back at Christy, but Christy ducks and hits a reverse neckbreaker. Christy climbs the turnbukle and as Ruby got up, crashed on her with a moonsault. Christy covered but got a close two count. The match paces back and forth until Ruby hits a Sitout Powerbomb at 8:57. Ruby doesn't cover but instead climbs the turnbukle and leaps off with the Ruby-Sault! At the last moment Christy rolls out of the way, causing Ruby to crash into the mat. As Ruby got back up, Christy quickly hits a Side-Effect. Christy climbs the turnbukle and the crowd cheers as Christy leaps off to connect the STAR STRUCK! Christy covered and gets the 3!
WINNER AT 9:32:Christy Chaos (Still Champion) Judges: 2 out of 3
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The winner of this match....and STILL EWE Women's Champion...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
"Something Kinda Ooooh" hits again as the ref hands Christy the title.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " What a match, but Christy has retained. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Her mission to beat Candice's record is still in tact after she barely survived another defense. "
Christy raises the title up while the crowd cheers. As Christy starts heading back up the ramp the camera cuts to another promo.
THE COUNTDOWN HAS OFFICIALLY BEGAN THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN EWE HISTORY THE BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH! EWE PRESENTS WRESTLEMANIA 7! LIVE APRIL 24TH ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!
As we come back from an advertisement the ring has cleared from the last match and now we pan down to the ring where the ring now has large, steel structures extending up from each of the four ring posts and a steel red rope extends out from each steel structure and meets in the middle where the X-Division Title hangs, glimmering in the light. Jennifer Sparks steps into the ring.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The following contest is an Ultimate X match! The rules are as follows. The first competitor to make their way to the middle of the X and grab the title will be the X-Division champion! Introducing first... "
"Big Dreams" by The Game slams onto the PA systems and out walks Snakes holding his hands up to a rain of boos from the crowd. He motions for the crowd to cheer for him and smiles at them as he walks down the ramp, pointing to the title and thumping his chest.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Making his way to the ring from Mexico City, Mexico, standing at 6'5 and weighing 265 pounds. He is an EWE hall of Famer..."THE BAD MAN" Snake! "
Snake rolls into the ring and then heads over to the turnbuckle with his hands in the air and still pointing up to the title and talking smack to the crowd who doesn't like it at all.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " And here comes Snake, probably a favorite to win this match with his size and his experience in the ring...He is looking very cocky. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " As he should Steele! He's the bad man! EWE Hall of Famer, two-time Undisputed Champion and he's won a boatload of titles here in the EWE. He's going to be tough to beat in this match. "
Snake is jawing with a fan before he comes to rest in the corner of the ring when all of the lights in the arena go out and a green ‘H' appears at the top of the ramp and we hear: "Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Comin' Through!" The Hurricane comes out running on the stage pointing to the fans as they burst into applause for the fan favorite.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " And making his way to the ring standing at 6'0 and weighing 215 pounds. The Hurricane! "
The Hurricane walks down the ramp pointing around at the fans and doing his pose. Soon he locks his eyes on the title and makes his way around the ring. He slides into the ring and goes to the turnbuckle and poses. He then hops down and makes his way to the opposite turnbuckle as Snake and waits.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " And here is an idiot... "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Come on now Jimmy. You can't deny that this kid has been on a roll here in the EWE since he's been here. He's beaten Sparrow and the legend Ted DiBiase. Most have written him off for this match. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I'm one of them... "
The lights dim once more and "Heart of a Champion" by Nelly hits the PA systems and Chris Warren walks out of the curtains and onto the ramp and the crowd boos some more as he holds up his hands. His eyes are locked with Snake.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " And the current X-Division Champion, from Chicago, Illinois. He stands at 6'2 and weighs in at 185 pounds. He is...CHRIS WARREN! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " The current X-Division champion sure doesn't look happy to see Snake. They've been going at it all week. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Should be one heck of a clash. If only that idiot Hurricane wasn't in this match. "
With that Sparks leaves the ring and a referee slides in and the lights come up as Warren slides into the middle of the ring. He doesn't acknowledge the crowd but looks to Hurricane and Snake and points up to his title and begins mouthing off to them. The referee calls for the bell and it sounds.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " And we are underway! "
EWE X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP ULTIMATE X MATCH The Hurricane Vs. Chris Warren(c) Vs. Snake
As soon as the bell rings The Hurricane leaps out of the ring and to the outside. Warren and Snake both look at him and then to one another where Snake rushes at Warren and hits Warren with a haymaker, but Warren fires back. The two exchange blows for a bit while The Hurricane waits on the outside. Snake's size gets him the upper hand as he leans Warren on the ropes and sends him into the ropes. When Warren bounces off Snake hits him with clothesline. Warren hops back up and Snake hits him with another, and then another before finally Warren ducks the last one and clotheslines Snake back down to the ground and then motions for him to bring it on.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " And good action here early as Warren blasts Snake back down after his offensive flurry. The Hurricane has taken the high road and is sitting this dance out letting Snake and Warren wail on one another. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " He has no right being in this match. Snake and Warren just need to put their differences aside and clobber him so they can worry about the title. "
The Hurricane still wonders around the outside of the ring, watching the action. As Warren picks Snake up and nails him with a suplex. Snake goes sliding across the ring as Warren pounces on him once more and picks him up and sends him into the ropes only for Snake to hit his own suplex now. Both men go at one another for a good ten minutes and Hurricane is still wondering around the outside of the ring.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " We are about ten minutes into the match and The Hurricane hasn't entered it yet, meanwhile Snake and Warren are just pounding on one another. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Well, he said earlier in the week he was just going to let the two fights it out and then try and steal the title. Little punk... "
Finally Warren and Snake are both wore down and hit a double clothesline and both are down. The crowd begins to cheer because The Hurricane leaps into action. He leaps onto the side apron and climbs the turnbuckle and then climbs the steel structure. He leaps and grabs onto the ropes and begins to climb his way across to the title.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " WATCH IT! Hurricane is going to try and win the title right here! "
Hurricane climbs across the cables rather swiftly but when he gets half way across Chris Warren is up and grabs The Hurricane by the legs and begins pulling. Hurricane bounces on the cord a bit before letting go, but as he does he wraps his legs around Warren's neck and gives him a Hurri-Canrana. Warren goes down. The Hurricane bounces back up to try and climb the turnbuckle and steel structure again. He gets to the exact same spot again on the other side but this time Snake is up and grabs him by the legs and pulls. This time when Hurricane drops down for another Hurri-Canrana Snake pulls him back up to where he is sitting on his shoulders and powerbombs The Hurricane over the top rope to a HUGE groan from the crowd. Hurricane lies in a crumpled heap outside.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " OH MY GOD! The Hurricane just went for a RIDE! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Now that looked nasty! "
The Hurricane is outside of the ring holding his back and rolling around as Snake talks smack to him and then walks over to Warren. He picks Warren up and rests him in the corner and gives him a few hard knife-edge chops and then sends him into the other corner. Warren hits front first and bounces out. Snake hooks him with a german suplex!
[JONATHAN STEELE] " And now here are some of Snake's signature German suplexes! He is a real in-ring technician when he wants to be, and he is very dangerous. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I do agree with you there Steele. Exactly why he is my pick to win it! "
Snake rolls Warren over and hits him with another German suplex and then another, but when he goes for another one, Warren literally flips over and lands on his feet. Snake is stunned. Warren spears Snake into the corner and then drop kicks him into the turnbuckles. Snake comes stumbling out but gets a martial arts kick to the head. Snake drops and Warren looks to see Hurricane struggling to get up outside and Snake down. He leaps up the turnbuckles and begins climbing the structure.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " And after a blazing set of offensive moves, Warren is going to try and take his title right here! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Looks like Snake could be stirring though. "
And he's right. He gets about a step up onto the steel when Snake grabs him from behind and pulls him back down to the mat and clubs him from behind down to the mat. He sends Warren into the ropes but Warren ducks a close line and hits a spinning wheel kick. Warren is now in control, but he doesn't see Hurricane making his way around the ring. Hurricane sneaks behind the action and slowly climbs not to the top turnbuckle but to the third rung of the steel structure holding the rope.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " What in the world is Hurricane doing? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " He's going to wait until they knock each other out and steal the title! "
But Jimmy isn't right. When Warren nails Snake with a quick pile driver and turns around to go climb the turnbuckle, The Hurricane takes off into flight. He nails Warren with a HIGH cross body block and the crowd goes nuts.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " WRONG JIMMY! He's going to fly! "
Hurricane holds his stomach and rolls off Warren but Snake is getting up. As he is, Hurricane poses and lets out a yell and nails him with a shining wizards kick! With both men down Hurricane looks up at the title.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " You've got to be kidding me.... "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Do it kid! Go get it! Climb the turnbuckle! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Steele you can't be serious cheering for this nut.... "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Well he's the underdog. Nobody thinks he can do it, but he does and that has got to count for something! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " And why don't we say our prayers and eat our vitamins too? "
Hurricane climbs the steel structure all the way to the top and placing his feet on the cable and his hands guiding along the structure he begins to walk it but Snake and Warren are both stirring. The crowd is cheering, but when they see Hurricane walking the tight rope both of them climb and try and catch him. Before Hurricane can get to the middle, Snake is behind him walking and Warren is making his way to the middle in front of him, but his eyes are on the title...Not Hurricane.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Dangerous territory for all three men right now! That's a pretty big fall. "
Suddenly Warren makes a lunge for the title and gambles for it, but he misses and lands feet first in the ring. Hurricane is inches away, reaching but Snake grabs his boot and slips. One hand on Hurricane's boot and the other on the rope. Warren grabs Snake's foot and pulls and both men come toppling down on Warren and all three men lie in the ring knocked down and out.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " It looks like a car crash has happened in the ring! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Yeah, after Warren gambled for the title like that he's lucky that it's still hanging there. Snake saved the match for him. "
Slowly all three men get to their feet. Warren and Snake slug at one another with rights and lefts, waiting for one to get the upper hand when all of a sudden Hurricane enters the equation. Both of the men stop hitting one another to look at The Hurricane who grabs Snake by the throat, the crowd cheers, then he grabs Warren by the throat.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM?! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " No way...That is impossible. "
They both slap Hurricane's hands away but he just keeps coming back trying to choke slam them, not giving up. Finally they both kick Hurricane in the gut and Snake picks him up for another powebomb as Warren watches. Hurricane begins punching Snake in the head as he heads towards the ropes for another monstrous power bomb over the top rope but this time Hurricane is too fast, Hurri-canranaing Snake over the top rope and he holds on. Snake this on the outside and rolls while Warren watches, but soon he bounces off the ropes and is going to try and knock Hurricane off the apron when Hurricane goes between the ropes and shoulders Warren in the gut. He holds his gut and turns around as Hurricane quickly runs over to the ropes. When Warren turns around Hurricane nails him with...The OVERCAST! Hurricane holds his head, once more somehow control of the match.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " And look at this kid go! Look at him! Come on kid you can do it! Climb the ropes! Live your dream! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Would you shut up! He's getting lucky! Geeze! "
Hurricane holds his head, he doesn't see Snake getting into the ring and when he turns around it's too late. He nails Hurricane with..THE SNAKEBITE! Hurricane lies motionless in the ring as Snake gets to his feet and looks down at The Hurricane and pounds his chest, yelling at him, but Snake doesn't see Warren get to his feet. Warren knocks Snake back and then leaps over him for the END GAME! Now Snake is out of it and Warren slowly crawls to his feet.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " And THERE is your X-Division champion! WOW what a move! True champion right here, all he has to do is climb the X and it's his! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " What an athletic move by Warren.. "
The Hurricane is slowly crawling toward a turnbuckle as Warren gets to the top of the steel structure and begins climbing. He has a bit of trouble with leads Hurricane to catch up to him and Snake to slowly bring up the rear. All three men finally get somewhere on the ropes. Warren is hanging on by his hands and climbing over and so is Hurricane and Snake. Snake and Hurricane are both on the same rope and Warren is on the one right across from them. They all meet in the middle. Warren tries to reach for his title but Hurricane knocks it away and suddenly Snake leaps in front of Hurricane with an athletic move for a big man.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " This could get ugly! "
Warren notices that Snake has a longer reach so he does the incredible; he swings on the ropes twice to get enough momentum and leaps clean over Snake and grabs Hurricane and Snake by the neck and nails a END GAME FROM THE TOP OF THE ROPES...But one man holds on with one hand and doesn't go down. As Snake and Warren hit the mat hard the crowd goes nuts from the move, but hanging on by one hand alone is The Hurricane.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " OH MY GOD! What a move by Warren! An END GAME by using the ropes and flipping over Snake and Hurricane in mid air! He got Snake, but he missed one...Hold on kid! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Someone stop this right now! This is unfair! The kid got in this match on luck and now...Oh no. "
Hurricane tries to get his other hand up but can't muster the strength but both Snake and Warren are out. Slowly his other hand connects with the rope and Hurricane brings his legs up on the rope and he shimmies the rest of the way. He reaches down and unlatches the belt and brings it up to him as the bell sounds.
WINNER AT 22:36:The Hurricane (New Champion) Judges: 2 out of 2
[JONATHAN STEELE] " HE DID IT! THE HURRICANE DID IT! HE SHOCKS THE WORLD! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " You've got to be kidding me.... "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " It was one hell of a match, but Hurricane survives! Wow! "
The Hurricane shimmies back over to the steel structure and holds up the title with a smile as he holds his head. The crowd goes nuts as he holds it above his head.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " And the winner of this bout and NEWWW X-Division Champion...THE HURRICANE! "
The Hurricane's music hits as he climbs down and walks up the ramp holding his title up in the air with a smile on his face, holding his head still from the power bomb earlier as the screen fades to black for an advertisement.
RECORDED EARLIER
The camera opens up with a very sick looking Dutch Clark sitting upright in a hospital bed with Jack Michaels by his side. Dutch's gaze looks out the window as he fiddles with the I.V. in his arm. He sighs as he turns to the camera.
[DUTCH CLARK] " Well... This is it. Although this is not an easy thing for me to say I have to say sorry to all of my friends and fans but surgery was not a success for me. Due to my illness I hereby officially retire from Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. And... Jesus... "
Dutch sniffles a tear as Jack puts a hand on his shoulder. Dutch looks up sadly.
[DUTCH CLARK] " What the EWE superstars couldn't do liver cancer did I guess... Funny. An Irishman getting liver cancer. Who would of thought? "
Dutch begins to laugh softly but begins to cough horribly. Jack looks at him concerned.
[JACK MICHAELS] " Should I get a nurse? "
Dutch shakes his head vehemently and grabs Jack's hand. The coughing subsides and we see that there is a fine mist of blood and spittle running down Dutch's chin. He lets go of Jack and wipes it away before continuing.
[DUTCH CLARK] " The doctors say with radical chemotherapy and some experimental drugs that they might stop the cancer before it reaches my brain. I... I am not so hopeful on the situation but maybe we will get lucky. So to my friends I say please don't fret over me because I want you to remember me as I was... Not as I am. It's been a blast ladies and gentlemen and... Well... I wouldn't change a thing for anything or anyone. So thank you all... "
Dutch nods up at Jack and Jack moves towards the camera seemingly to turn it off. A second coughing fit takes over Dutch and Jack is quick back to his side. Dutch once again shrugs him off and shakes his head.
[DUTCH CLARK] " Dammit... I don't think there is a silver lining here Jack. I think this may be my last call soon. "
Jack shakes his head.
[JACK MICHAELS] " There is still hope Dutch... Don't say that. "
Dutch smirks.
[DUTCH CLARK] " Hope... Hope will keep the legacy alive but with Derek freaking out and me dying... There is not much legacy left now is there? Heh... "
Jack sighs.
[JACK MICHAELS] " MMSW is dying Dutch. No school now... No students... But that means NOTHING. Your health is all that matters now... "
[DUTCH CLARK] " No Jack... The memories are all that matters and the chance we can still get it all back. I can still offer you my services Jack and there is still one thing I need you to do for me Jack. "
[JACK MICHAELS] " What? "
[DUTCH CLARK] " I need you to go to Wrestlemania and get it all back. "
Jack's eyes open wide.
[JACK MICHAELS] " W-w-what? "
[DUTCH CLARK] " My title shot from Sole Survivor Jack... It's yours. "
Jack shakes his head no.
[JACK MICHAELS] " No Dutch... That's yours. You earned that. "
Dutch chuckles.
[DUTCH CLARK] " And what am I going to do with it Jack? I am in no shape to fight and by god Derek has turned his back on everything you showed him. No... This is your chance to get it back. "
[JACK MICHAELS] " No Dutch... I can't. I am too old and this is... No... "
Dutch suddenly lashes a hand forward with a speed that shocks the older Jack. He grabs Jack by the shirt and pulls himself up.
[DUTCH CLARK] " God damn it Jack... You are my mentor... My teacher... And my friend. You take this... And you win. You win for everything and everybody because they deserve it. They believe in you... And I believe in you. "
Dutch falls back and his eyes waver slightly from weakness and Jack just stares down.
[DUTCH CLARK] " Do it Jack... Go to Wrestlemania and do it... One... Last... Time.......... "
[JACK MICHAELS] " Dutch? DUTCH??? NO! "
Dutch begins to flatline as a rush of nurses and doctors quickly enter the room. Jack is pushed away as they work on Dutch and get his heart pumping one more time. Jack is shuffled out of the room as they lock it down to monitor Dutch. We see a small tear in his eye as he looks at his pupil and whispers under his breath.
[JACK MICHAELS] " Okay Dutch... I'll go to Wrestlemania... Just pull through... "
END RECORDING
The camera's pan around the arena for a moment then looks up at the grave area by the entrance stage. The camera looks the empty grave over for a moment before a bell sounds and the camera quickly cuts to Jennifer Sparks in the middle of the ring.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The Following contest is tonight's featured Main Event and it is a Buried Alive Match for the EWE Undisputed Championship! "
The crowd goes wild at the mention of the main event.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Both competitors begin the match here inside the ring, the two will fight their way up the ramp to the grave on the side of the stage, the person who is able to get their opponent in the grave and cover their body with dirt will win the match and be the EWE Undisputed Champion! "
The crowd cheers again, until "Headstrong" by Trapt hits the PA System. Some fans still cheer, but alot of them start to boo when Derek splits the curtains.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Amazing, a week ago this place would of blown the roof off for this man, now look how things have changed. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " I don't need reminded. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " He whooped your ass.. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " I said I didn't need reminded. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Oh I know, but I needed to remind myself how funny that was. "
Derek looks over at the grave for a moment then starts heading down the ramp.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " Introducing first, the challenger. From Reno Nevada...weighing in at 255 pounds....The Dynamic, DEREK DANIELS!! "
Derek continues down the ramp and slides into the ring, while the crowd continues to be unsure what to think about him right now. Derek doesn't even care as he begins to stretch and watch the entrance. His music slowly fades out and is quickly replaced with "Goin Down" by Three Days Grace. After a small pyro display Johnny Chaos emurges through the curtains with the Undisputed Championship upon his shoulder. The crowd knows how to respond to him as they all know they hate him and the whole arena begins to boo as he just smirks and raises up the title.
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " His opponent, from Kansas City Missouri...Weighing in at 232 pounds...he is the EWE Undisputed Champion...The Extreme One, JOHNNY CHAOS!! "
Johnny continues to smirk as he looks at the grave then heads his way down the ramp.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " These fans may be confused about Derek, but they certainly know how they feel about The Extreme One. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Pathetic really, that these idiots can't respect someone with such pure talent. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " And Ego.. "
Johnny slides into the ring and stares at Derek. Johnny raises the title up again, keeping his eyes locked on Derek. As Johnny's music begins to fade he hands the title over to the referee, while Jennifer exits the ring. The ref raises up the title then hands it off to the time keeper before calling for the bell.
EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP BURIED ALIVE MATCH Johnny Chaos(c) Vs. "Dynamic" Derek Daniels
The bell sounds and immediately Johnny and Derek begin to exchange shots. Derek wins the exchange hitting a DDT. Derek begins to control the pace of the match inside the ring, after connecting a standing dropkick at 1:03. At 2:01 Derek hits a pumphandle slam. Derek continues to control the match, hitting a Sky-High Power Bomb at 2:35. Normally that's where he'd go for a cover, but this match is different. At around 3:54 Derek hits a Brain Buster DDT then begins to climb the turnbukle, he jumps off and hits a Dynamic Dive! Out of instinct Derek hooks the leg, then stops himself.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Idiot. That ain't going to help in this match. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " It's habbit to cover on that move. "
Derek waits for Johnny to get up, but before he does, he hits Derek with a low blow. Johnny staggers up and then bounces off the ropes before nailing Derek with a Spear! Another situation that would normally result in a pin attempt. Johnny starts to take the match now hitting a evenflow DDT at 5:15. At around 6:04 Johnny locks in the Chaos Effect!
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " What is he doing? There's no submissions in a Buried Alive Match. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " No but he can wear him out, make it easier to get him to the grave. "
Johnny continues to keep the hold locked until he feels Derek had enough. At about 8:32 Johnny hits Derek with a Side-Effect. Johnny then quickly climbs the turnbukle and nails the Extreme Splash! Much like Derek he hooks the leg out of habbit.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Jimmy, what is he doing, is he an idiot too? "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Like you said, it's habbit. "
Johnny realizes what he's doing then gets up and pulls Derek up with him. He quickly throws Derek over the top rope. As Derek climbs to his feet Johnny springs himself over the top rope and crashes ontop of Derek, which the crowd actually cheers.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Finally on the outside Steele, only a matter of time before they head that way. "
Just as Jimmy predicted, Johnny picks Derek up and leads him up the ramp. Just before they reach the stage, Derek elbows Johnny in the gut. The two begin to exchange rights back and forth until Derek is staggering by the grave. Johnny knees Derek in the gut, then uppercuts Derek into the grave!
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Here we go! "
Johnny walks over to the side of the grave and pulls the shovel out of the mound of dirt. Johnny gets a scoop and pours it in the grave. He does this a couple more times before Derek climbs out of it.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Damn. "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " He probably only needed a few more shovels too. "
Johnny swings the shovel at Derek, but Derek quickly ducks, he grabs Johnny and hits a reverse DDT to the ground. As Derek gets back up he grabs the shovel. As Johnny gets up, Derek hits Johnny in the gut with the Shovel, then again acrossed the back. Johnny holds his back in pain before Derek hits him one more time acrossed the chest, causing him to fall into the grave.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Well that's the end of his reign. "
Derek takes the shovel and does just like Johnny, starts taking scoops of dirt and dropping it in the grave. After the 5th scoop, Johnny stands up and grabs the end of the shovel, he pulls on it and pulls Derek into the grave with him! The crowd cheers as the two begin to go back and forth.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Check this out Steele! A Brawl inside the grave! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Can't say you see that alot. "
They brawl in the grave for a little while before they both finally crawl back out. Johnny grabs the shovel and swings at Derek, Derek quickly rolls out of the way, causing Johnny to hit the stage with the shovel, which breaks the handle plum off of it. Johnny looks at the shovel handle for a moment then shrugs before tossing it to the side. As they get up they begin to exchange shots back and forth again, all the way over to the other end of the stage. Somehow they both collide into the set, and hit it wrong as there's an electrical explosion, sparks go everywhere and they both fly to the middle of the stage!
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Holy Shit! What just happened?! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " I don't know, they may need some help! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Good thing this is the last match, they may of just destroyed part of the set! "
The lightening is out on the entire left side of the entrance set, a spotlight now shines on Johnny and Derek who lay almost dead in the center of the stage. Refs and EMTs rush to check on them, but they both come to and shoe them away as they slowly start moving around.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Looks like they are ok. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " This match is still going on! "
They slowly make it back to their feet, Derek first. He grabs Johnny, and out of nowhere, and desperation, nails a quick Dynamic Driver to the steel! Derek lays there to compose himself, knowing Johnny will be out for a bit.
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " What is he doing?! He needs to capitalize! "
Derek catches his breath a little more, then gets back to his feet. He grabs Johnny and starts dragging him towards the grave. Just before they get there, Johnny suddenly hits Derek with The Extreme MakeOver!
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Where did that come from?! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Told you he shoulda capitalized sooner. "
Johnny takes a moment to catch his own breath, but quickly gets up and grabs Derek. He walks over and tosses Derek into the grave. Johnny then begins to look around, until he picks up the broken shovel head and looks at it.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " That might be a problem. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " He'll make it work. "
Johnny starts digging with the shovel head, bet after three scoops he tosses it down. He thinks for a moment, then smirks as he looks off stage. Johnny gets up and walks off the dirt side off the stage behind where we can't see him.
There's silence as everyone wonders where Johnny went, suddenly we hear a tractor fire up. The crowd cheers as they see a big yellow tractor drive up over the dirt hill.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Look at this! "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Told you he had a plan! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " I didn't know Johnny has farming experience. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Who says he does? "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " He's sure driving that tractor no problem. "
There's a big Scoop on the front that Johnny uses to scoop a big load of dirt. After lifting the load up, Johnny turns the tractor until the scoop is parelell with the grave. Johnny stops though, thats because he see's Derek climbing out. Johnny gets out of the tractor and walks up to Derek. Johnny starts to rapidly hit Derek with hard rights trying to get him to stay down. Derek keeps taking the hits, before suddenly he hits Johnny with a low blow! While Johnny holds his package, Derek grabs Johnny and nails a Dynamic Drop, sending Johnny into the grave!
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " Oh no! "
Derek rolls over and gets up, some cheers as Derek looks over at the tractor. Derek walks over and climbs up into the tractor.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Johnny's 'plan', may of just backfired and will be used against him. "
Derek smirks before pulling the lever, which drops the scoop full of dirt into the grave, not only filling it, but over flowing it, causing the bell to ring.
WINNER AT 16:24:Derek Daniels (New Champion) Judges: 2 out of 3
[JENNIFER SPARKS] " The Winner of this match...and NEW EWE Undisputed Champion...DEREK DANIELS!! "
"Headstrong" by Trapt hits again as Derek climbs out of the tractor. The ref meets Derek in the center of the stage and hands him the title, which Derek raises up over his head.
[JONATHAN STEELE] " Derek may be an asshole for what he put me through, but now he's a two time Undisputed Champion. "
[JIMMY JUSTICE] " I want to know what's gonna happen to Johnny! "
[JONATHAN STEELE] " I don't know Jimmy, only time will tell. The Wild ride to WrestleMania, is barely getting started. "
Derek keeps the title raised as the show begins to fade away.
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