Subject: Ladies Night #5 - March 26th, 2011 Mon Apr 24, 2023 4:20 pm
EPISODE#5 DATEMarch 26th, 2011 VENUEMcKale Center - Tucson, Arizona THEME"The Show" by Girls Aloud TURNOUT7 RolePlays RECOVERY STATUS Original Results
"The Show" by Girls Aloud plays through the PA Speakers while the opening fireworks go off. The camera pans the excitted crowd while Justin and Kelly can be heard over.
[-KELLY-] The Road to WrestleMania ticks closer, we are live in the sold out McKale Center in Tucson Arizona! I'm Kelly and always I'm joined by Justin White as we get set for another edition of EWE Ladies Night!
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] It's going to be another big show Kelly, especially our Main Event. It used to be boring Phoenix vs Kelsi Parr...now it's Kelsi Parr versus the EWE Hall of Famer Trish Stratus!
[-KELLY-] Trish brutally attacked The Phoenix which is how that match got changed.
They are soon interupted when "Something Kinda Ooooooh" by Girls Aloud hits over the PA Speakers.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Wait a second..What's the Women's Champ doing here?
[-KELLY-] She's the Women's Champ Justin, she doesn't need a reason to be coming out here on Ladies Night.
The curtains part and out steps Christy Chaos, Women's title locked around her waist.The crowd is on their feet cheering Christy her whole way down the ramp.
[-LETICIA CLINE-] Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the EWE Women's Champion...CHRISTY CHAOS!!
Christy slides into the ring and takes her title off to raise it in the air. The fans cheer more and take photos before Leticia hands her the mic. Christy smiles as the song begins to fade.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] How's it going Tucson?
The crowd cheers as Christy smiles.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] I'm here tonight, well because everyone is talking about WrestleMania. It's already getting hyped up to be a great card, everyone is tallking about all the matches, even the Money in the Bank that I recently qualified for. What they haven't been talking about yet though...
Christy stops and looks at her title. She pats it with the microphone.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] The EWE Women's Championship. That's right at No Love Lost I found out my challenger for this title at WrestleMania would be none other than Britney West. Britney, I'm proud of you to finally get your first title shot, legit that is not counting the X-Core Championship, let's face it Michael Cole could get that title, and we all know what a loser he is, well everyone except Manny.
A Mixed reaction from the crowd as alot of them don't even know what she's talking about.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] However, things have changed. You're not the same girl I had respect for, and wanted to see live out her dream. The girl vanished, to be replaced with a self rigous, self centered b[beep]!
The crowd cheers.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] You think you are all great and untouchable these days. I'm sorry to burst your bubble sweetheart, but you're not. It'll be my pleasure to set you straight at WrestleMania...that's of course if you even make it to WrestleMania. A Little birdy told me you got the attention of a certain person and that you will be facing her soon. I think you fans know her, her name is Eighteen.
The crowd blows up as Christy smiles and nods.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] I can't wait to see that one, let this little cocky sh[beep] get what's coming to her. That is if Eighteen even gets a chance either.
The crowd boos, Christy puts her hand up.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] No no, don't get me wrong, I'd love to see that match. I was just referring to this Monday Night on Chaos when I face her in an Intergender Tag Match, with her partner being her husband Dean Winchester.
The crowd cheers the mention of Dean.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] Yea, I know you like Dean, everyone likes Dean. I got no problem with Dean. It's like I said last time we got stuck facing though Dean. It's business. I haven't looked at your promo yet and you may of trash talked me, hell you probably did knowing you, you quickly lose your respect for people is your only flaw. Me on the other hand, I don't break so easily. I still respect you, and always will. I owe you and Sam my life on quite a few occasions. So respect, I still very much have for you.
The crowd cheers as Christy nods.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] As I said before though, in this business, you'll never be able to escape going your whole career without having to fight people you respect. In fact if you stay in the business long enough, you will do it over and over. Dean, we've been here before, and just like last time, I still respect you after it's all over with, but it's all business and during that match, I have no respect for you at all.
This gets a few boos from the fans as Christy just shrugs.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] My opponents isn't the only story of this match though. What about my partner. The Former Undisputed Champion, The Extreme One, none other than my brother, Johnny Chaos.
The arena floods with boos from the Crowd as Christy laughs a little and nods.
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] I couldn't agree more. To be honest I don't even know if I can trust him in this match. Infact I highly doubt I can, lord knows he has turned on me more times then I can remember. I'll have to keep looking over my shoulder while I fight in basically a handicap match. Despite all that, I'll get through this match, with or without his help. I will crush this winning streak Britney is on and take away all the momentum heading towards WrestleMania. Dean, sorry it's just a matter of wrong place, wrong time. Curse to the skies about your bad luck....it's time you both once again become a couple more Stars Struck.
Christy drops the mic and the crowd cheers as "Something Kinda Ooooh" hits again. Christy gets on the turnbukle and raises up the title again as the fans take more photos.
[-KELLY-] Powerful promo from the Women's Champion..
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Meh, it was ok..
All of the sudden, Christy is hit from behind by Britney West!
[-KELLY-] Wait a minute..
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] It's the Number One Contender!
Britney starts to stomp at Christy while the crowd boos. As Christy starts to get back up Britney kicks her in the gut and plants a Charismatic Crush?! The crowd just boos as Britney smirks and picks up the Women's Title.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Talk about insult to injury, using her own move.
[-KELLY-] It's sick..
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Britney is making a statement Kelly..
Britney stands over Christy with a leg to each side, as she raises the Women's Title up over her head. The fans just continue to boo as the scene fades to a commercial break.
STANDARD MATCH Jenny Tuck Vs. Alyssa Phoenix
[ Not much to even bother with, Jenny Tuck pwns Alyssa in a quick and easy match. ]
WINNER at 1:24:Jenny Tuck Judges:4 Out of 4
THE NEXT INDUCTEE HAS DONE A FEW DIFFERENT THINGS.. THE FIRST EVER X-CUP WINNER FOR INSTANCE.. THE FIRST EVER EWE PURE WRESTLING CHAMPION. A FORMER INTERNATIONAL AND OF COURSE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. PLEASE WELCOME TO THE EWE HALL OF FAME, CLASS OF 2011 NERO PHOENIX!!
STANDARD MATCH Keira Fisher Vs. Heather Love
[ Fisher and Love lock up and put on a decent match. Heather makes a couple close attempts, but its just not enough to handle a Deadly Sin. ]
WINNER at 4:24:Keira Fisher Judges:4 Out of 4
-WRESTLEMANIA RECALL- AND NOW A WRESTLEMANIA RECALL!
EWE X-CORE CHAMPIONSHIP 10 Way 30 Minute Hardcore Time Limit Match James Manson[c] Vs SJK Vs Brett UnKnown[c] Vs Derrick Sanderson Vs Scotty Blaze Vs Eli Hogan Vs Ryoko Vs Melissa Maivia Vs Chris Hero Vs Betty Gein
Current Champion:Brett UnKnown Time Left:30:00
The Bell rings, and the madness begins, the brawl gets going and it gets vicious in a hurry. Brett just stands on the outside, trying to avoid everyone.
[ Jonathan Steele ] I guess Brett is gonna be a spectator.
[ Jimmy Justice ] Why not just hang out and avoid it all for 30 minutes..if that works he remains the champ, good strategy..
[ Jonathan Steele ] I just don't see it working.
Notable fights atm...the chicks, Ryoko and Melissa are goin at it, as is the last 2 Pure Champs, Sanderson & Manson. Eli and SJK, Hero & Betty, leaving Scotty to spectate in the ring. but that don't last long, as SJK whips Eli, Scotty gives him a back body drop, and Eli soars over the top crashing onto the floor. SJK then tries to whip Scotty the other way, but he hangs on, then chases after him and clothesline him over, following with as they both crash out in front of Brett.
[ Jonathan Steele ] See...
Scotty sends SJK hard into the steps, while Brett tries to think quick, he leaps up on the barricade, but Scotty knocks his feet from under him, causing Brett to rack himself on the barricade. Scotty then climbs up on the barricade and pulls Brett up. He sets him up, then leaps backwards, connecting the C-4(Flipping Rock Bottom) onto the floor!
[ Jimmy Justice ] Woa..
Scotty hooks the leg, as one of the 3 refs rushes over and counts the 3!
Current Champion:Scotty Blaze Time Left:28:25
[ Jonathan Steele ] Quickest Title change in eWe History, under 2 minutes.
[ Jimmy Justice ] That even beat Johnny's record..
Scotty gets up, to find SJK back up...They begin exchanging rights, SJK counters a supplex, by delievering a Hard DDT into the floor. Meanwhile we see Sanderson and Manson take their fight outside on the opposite side of the ring. Ryoko have now broke out in front of the announce table, leaving Hero & Betty in the ring. As they go back and forth, we quickly cut to Ryoko and Melissa, cause Ryoko has Melissa on her shoulders, yep, The Demonic Plunge(F5) except it's over the barricade, tossing Melissa into the crowd, but not before she crashes face first onto the barricade!
[ Jonathan Steele ] Holy Crap!
[ Jimmy Justice ] She'll need some more make-up..
The action goes back to Scotty & SJK right as Scotty sets up a Table in the corner where the barricades meet. He turns around, only to be cracked right between the eyes with a chair! SJK then spins around and cracks Brett who was right behind him. SJK drops the chair and springs up off the barricade, landing a moonsault on Scotty for a 3 count!
Current Champion:Sterling James Keenan Time Left:25:36
SJK gets up celebrating, only when he turns around, he's Smashed through the Table with the Silver Streak!(Gore) The Crowd roars the high impact, as Ryoko covers for a 3 of her own.
Current Champion:Ryoko Time Left:25:25
Ryoko gets up, to find Scotty back up, they begin exchanging shots til she sees Eli coming from the corner of her eye. She whips Scotty right into him as the two collide and crash. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, we see Sanderson & Manson going toe to toe. Brett comes at Ryoko, she sees him coming and pulls a metal bat out from under the ring, cracks him right square in the head busting him wide open as he lays on the floor holding his head in a bloody mess. She gets back in the ring, as Scotty grabs Eli and throws him over the barricade. Scotty races back into the ring as Sanderson charges at Manson and spears him, THROUGH the barricade, causing the crowd to break into a holy shit as security rushes to keep fans out of the way..
[ Jimmy Justice ] Man this is getting crazy!..why the heck did they wait 4 years to do this match again
[ Jonathan Steele ] No Kiddin
While Betty charges at Hero, Hero ducks pullin the top rope down causing Betty to crash to the floor, at the same time, Ryoko hits Scotty with a Spinning Heel kick, knocking him back out, right as she turns around, Hero rolls her up in a small package.
Current Champion:Chris Hero Time Left:20:46
Hero gets up and turns around, getting cracked hard with a Steel Chair by Sanderson!....Sanderson quickly covers.
Current Champion:Derrick Sanderson Time Left:20:40
Ryoko charges at Derrick as he gets up, and the two are going at it. Meanwhile on the outside, SJK is awake again as he begins setting up a table, but then he goes to do more damage to Brett. In the ring Sanderson sets Ryoko up for a Jacknife, but she counters sending him to the outside. As he gets up, he quickly meets Scotty. While before Ryoko is gonna go out, Hero is back up and attacks her. Scotty gets Sanderson set up on the table, but before he can capitalize, SJK comes at him, and the two begin exchanging shots. Meanwhile Betty is on the apron and climbing up on the turnbukle. He quickly takes advantage and shoots for the "Framed in Blood"(450 Splash) on Sanderson as they crash through the table!
[ Jimmy Justice ] There goes another Table...Dudleys would be havin a hay day..
Betty hooks the leg as the ref counts the 3!
Current Champion:Betty Gein Time Left:18:37
SJK counters a move by Scotty and DDT's him into the floor. He then heads towards Betty, but Betty sees him comin and counters the attack, sending SJK over the barricade.
[ Jonathan Steele ] These fans are meeting the fans first hand
Meanwhile while that happened, Ryoko had gotten rid of Hero knockin him out of the ring, as she is now standing behind Betty. Betty turns around and she quickly hits the Demonic Plunge, Face First on the Steel Steps!...Betty's nose is busted open as she makes the cover..
Current Champion:Ryoko(x2) Time Left:17:26
[ Jimmy Justice ] Damn this girl is vicious...that's the 2nd person she's made bleed..
[ Jonathan Steele ] Right she is, and now she's champion for the 2nd time..
Ryoko gets up, to find Hero chargin at her, she lifts him up as he soars through the air, then crashes onto the steps. She slides into the ring where she's met with Sanderson, they exchange shots until she sends him into the corner. Now it's Scotty who comes at her. She lifts him up for the Demonic Plunge, but he counters and falls off on his feet, then hits a reverse neckbreaker. before he can cover he's speared by Sanderson. Sanderson covers Ryoko, but she kicks out. He grabs her and gives her a Jacknife over the top rope to the floor!
[ Jimmy Justice ] That couldn't of felt good..
Sanderson turns around, just in time to see Scotty back up chargin at him, he quiclly ducks and launches him over the top. Scotty however adapts and lands right on Ryoko with a cross body, then hooks the leg for a pinfall!
Current Champion:Scotty Blaze(x2) Time Left:15:32
[ Jonathan Steele ] Scotty now has it for a 2nd time, with the in-advertant assist from Sanderson
[ Jimmy Justice ] Great match..that's the 8th Title change
[ Jonathan Steele ] and it's only half over..
Scotty gets up and smirks at Sanderson as he pulls a trash can out from under the ring and tosses it in. He reaches under the ring again and keeps lookin, Sanderson is about to jump through the ropes, but Scotty pulls out a Fire Extinguisher and sprays it in his face, makin him fall back. Scotty climbs back in the ring and grabs the Trash can, he smacks it over Sanderson's head, then puts it in the corner between the ropes. Scotty whips Sanderson towards it, but he leaps up and springs off the top turnbukle with a moonsault, but Scotty kicks out.
[ Jonathan Steele ] I think Scotty's getting comfortable as champ now.
Scotty grabs Sanderson and locks in the Street Respect. Not really sure what this does, since Scotty is the champ, guess it's a way to keep Sanderson isolated from covering him. But anyways, out of the corner of his eye, he sees Angelina climbing in the ring. Scotty lets go of Sanderson and walks over to Angelina. But just like that, he's low blowed from behind, by Velvet, Angelina then gives him a hard slap, causing him to spin around, only for Sanderson to hit the Pure Domination for the 3!
Current Champion:Derrick Sanderson(x2) Time Left:9:36
[ Jonathan Steele ] Sanderson, with some assist from his laides..
[ Jimmy Justice ] Ya Jealous..
Sanderson gets up, to find Betty back in the ring after him, he side steps, and slams Betty hard into the trash can. He turns around while Scotty gets back up, Sanderson takes him down with a hard clothesline. He turns around, to see Ryoko now charging at him, he quickly hits her with the Sand Grain. Sanderson quickly rolls out of the ring and stays on the alert watching everyone.
[ Jimmy Justice ] He might be keeping it.
[ Jonathan Steele ] Still plenty of time left..
Sanderson walks over and finds the bat that Ryoko left on the ground. Right as he picks it up, Eli comes flying over the barricade, Sanderson quickly cracks him right between the eyes!
[ Jimmy Justice ] Home Run!
[ Jonathan Steele ] I'm thinkin it was a Triple..
[ Jimmy Justice ] and you're a douche..
Sanderson turns around, just in time to see Ryoko flying over the top, and crashing right on top of him! She covers as she gets a 3 count
Current Champion:Ryoko(x3) Time Left:5:10
Ryoko gets up to find the bloody Brett comin back for more, she quickly Gores him into the steel steps with the Silver Streak! As she gets up she now sees Angelina in her face. She just laughs and quickly throws an albow back to crack Velvet, then punches Angelina. She grabs both by the hair and slams them into eachother. As she does this she now sees Scotty coming out of the ring, so she quickly grabs Trisha by the hair, for no reason, and whips her into Scotty.
[ Jonathan Steele ] Now she's pickin on people who ain't even in the match.
She slides into the ring and stalks SJK who is getting up. As he does she quickly grabs him, and gives him the Demonic Plunge, right smack dab on the chair Sanderson left. speaking of Sanderson, it's at this point he rolls her up from behind, and grabs the ropes for a fall.
Current Champion:Derrick Sanderson(x3) Time Left:2:28
Right after the 3, he rolls out of the ring, and smirks at the ticked off Ryoko. She goes to jump over the top, but he picks up the bat, and cracks her right in the stomache as she crashes to the floor. He laughs, until he's hit in the back by Scotty. They fight back and forth until Scotty rolls Sanderson into the ring. Scotty sets him up for the C-4, but Sanderson counters with a DDT to that same chair once again, he gets up smirking with the chair in hand, knowing time is almost up, but right as he's turned around, he's SMASHED with a Vicious Silver Streak!
[ Jonathan Steele ] What IMPACT!
[ Jimmy Justice ] Well she better hurry up and cover!
She quickly crawls over ontop and hooks the leg as the ref slides acrossed and smacks his hands to the matt...One...Two...BUZZ!!! Three
[ Jonathan Steele ] What happened?...did she get the fall...or did time expire?
[ Jimmy Justice ] It's very close Steele!
Ryoko gets up and waits impatiently while the ref is talking to Jennifer..
[ Jennifer Sparks ] Ladies and Gentlemen...the ref has informed me that time had expired before that last fall...therfore, your X-Core Champion, DERRICK SANDERSON!!
Ryoko flips out as "Enter Sandman" hits the PA, she turns around just as Sanderson rolls out the ring. the ref runs over and hands him the title, then raising his hand. Ryoko looks evily as Angelina and Velvet run over and escort the exhausted Sanderson backstage with them under each arm while he holds up the X-Core title..
AND THAT WAS A WRESTLEMANIA RECALL COUNTING DOWN TO THE BIGGEST EVENT OF 2011 EWE WRESTLEMANIA 7, LIVE APRIL 24TH, ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!
FATAL 4 WAY ELIMINATION Ashley Massaro Vs. RLM Vs. Ruby Vs. Abigail Dupree
[ And so we get underway with a unique four way contest. The first two people to be eliminated will lose their jobs, while the last person eliminated still keeps their job, but just loses the match. That being said the four ladies fight like they got everything to lose, because they do. At about 2:14 Abigail hits RLM with the Moon of Latina, at the same time Ruby locks Ashley in a Texas Cloverleaf. Abigail makes the cover and gets the pinfall while Ashley taps out. This means Ashley & RLM have been eliminated from the match, as well as EWE.]
[-KELLY-] That spells the end of Ashley Massaro and RLM's careers in EWE.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Been nice knowing you ladies.
[ Abigail and Ruby fight back and forth for awhile. At 3:43 Abigail hits the Goodnight Barbie, which the crowd cheered after she slapped her ass. At 4:51 Ruby hits Abigail with a Spiral Sitout Power Bomb. They continue to go back and forth until Abigail gives Ruby The Latin Gift at 5:35. Abigail climbs up top and goes for the Moon of Latina, but Ruby rolls out of the way just in time causing Abigail to hit the mat. Abigail stands up holding her ass which is when Ruby hits a Jumping Cresent Kick. Ruby climbs the turnbukle and the crowd cheers when she connects with the Ruby-Sault!]
WINNER at 6:12:Ruby Judges:4 Out of 4
The camera's come backstage where we see Kelsi Parr standing in front of the Ladies Night interview Set. She's already in her Wrestling attier as she has the Women's Title locked around her waist and the X-Core Title draped over her shoulder.
[-KELSI PARR-] Hello eWe Fans..
The crowd cheers as Kelsi smiles.
[-KELSI PARR-] I promised I had announcement to make tonight regarding Mickie James...well here it is so listen up. Mickie...
Before Kelsi can say anything else she's ambushed from behind by Trish!
[-KELLY-] Are you serious?
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] That's why she's the best!
[-KELLY-] Because she can attack people when they ain't looking?
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Because she teaches these noobs that you always gotta watch your back.
Trish climbs ontop of Kelsi and hits several hard rights and lefts while the crowd boos in the background. Trish stands up with a smirk on her face. Kelsi tries to climb up, only to be kicked in the gut. Trish grabs Kelsi and yanks her up by the hair.
[-TRISH STRATUS-] I wouldn't even bother coming out there..
Trish smiles before throwing Kelsi into the Interview set and it crashes ontop of her. Trish laughs and dusts her hands before walking off. The Camera zooms in on Kelsi underneath the clutter.
[-KELLY-] Well our Main Event is SCHEDULED to be next..
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] If we even still have it!
As the camera's return from commercial "Won't Back Down" by Eminem feat. Pink is echoing through the PA Speakers.
[-KELLY-] Welcome back to Ladies Night...what you're hearing is "Wont Back Down" its by Eminem and features Pink. It's the official theme song...for EWE WrestleMania 7..
[-KELLY-] They'll be there live to peform and I'm sure the fans are happy about that.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] I guess, he sucks if you ask me, but whatever. The card is already looking pretty good.
[-KELLY-] That's very true Justin...starting off in true form here on Ladies Night...
[-KELLY-] The EWE Women's Championship when Christy Chaos puts the title on the line against the number one Contender Britney West, who earned her shot at No Love Lost.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] And she's fired up about it too, she showed us that earlier tonight when she made a statement for our Women's champion.
[-KELLY-] She most certainly did, but what about this one we found out about last week on Chaos.
[-KELLY-] Two EWE Hall of Famers will lock it up at the Grandest Stage of them all when Nero Phoenix takes on Sean Lewis, who is undefeated at WrestleMania.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] As of earlier tonight it became two Hall of Famers Kelly, but yes. Nero is going to put an end to this streak, the Slug can't handle him.
[-KELLY-] That's your oppinun Justin...but also last week on Chaos we found out about another match with 2 EWE Hall of Famers.
[-KELLY-] White Tiger will try to end the impressive 5 Match Winning Streak The Game has at WrestleMania.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] These two got alot of History...but White Tiger is going to show us why he is THE Legend and kills off that unjustly streak once and for all.
[-KELLY-] Once again that's your oppinun. But now that brings us to a very traditional match at WrestleMania..
[-KELLY-] The Money in the Bank...we don't know the kind of match it will be yet...but we do know the spots have been halfway filled with Captain Jack Sparrow...Sonic...and the EWE Women's Champion Christy Chaos..
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] That's what seperates our Money in the Bank match from anyone else, every year, it's a different match, we never use the same match. But with the 3 people we got in it so far, it looks like a snorefest to me.
[-KELLY-] I would have to disagree with that Justin..
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Well your oppinun ain't worth much, how much experience you got?
[-KELLY-] None...just like you. Moving on though is the Main Event..
[-KELLY-] Derek Daniels will defend the Undisputed Championship against Jack Michaels who is filling in for the Sole Survivor winner Dutch Clark, who came down with a very tragic illness.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Who cares, his pussy ass can't cash in his shot, Derek shouldn't even have to defend his title at WrestleMania.
[-KELLY-] That's not right...
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] It is to me, but it doesn't matter. Jack Michaels is a broke down piece of shit who Derek will have no problem showing the Student has FAR surpassed the teacher.
[-KELLY-] Well I guess we'll have to find out...and the only way to find out is to watch WrestleMania live April 24th on Pay Per View.
The scene cuts to Leticia Cline standing in the ring as the bell sounds.
[-LETICIA CLINE-] The Following contest is tonight's featured Main Event...and it will be a Hardcore Match for the EWE X-Core Championship!
Laughs echo through the arena before "Time to Rock N Roll" by Lil Kim plays through the PA Speakers. The Crowd begins to boo when Trish steps through the curtains.
[-LETICIA CLINE-] Introducing first...the challenger...from Toronto Canada...TRISH STRATUS!!
[-KELLY-] What she did before the break was just sickening, I'll be surprised if we even still have this match.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Yea we won't..
Trish continues down the ramp and walks up the steps to step into the ring. She smirks at the booing fans as her music begins to die down. There's nothing but silence there for a few moments.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] What are we waiting for? Just announce Trish the winner already.
Finally "Hell Yeah" by Rev Theory hits which causes the crowd to cheer. It plays for a few seconds before Kelsi slowly limps her way out onto the stage still with the Diva's title on her waist and the X-Core Title in her hand.
[-KELLY-] I can't believe it...here she comes!
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] She's an idiot..
[-LETICIA CLINE-] And her opponent...from Fountain Colorado...she is the current EWE Diva's Champion and the defending EWE X-Core Champion....KELSI PARR!!
Kelsi continues down the ramp, you can see she's not in the best of shape.
[-KELLY-] You gotta admire her tenacity.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] It's not Tenacity, it's stupidity. Who in their right mind would get in the ring with Trish, under her condition?
Kelsi climbs up the steps and enters the ring, while Trish just shakes her head. The ref takes the titles from Kelsi and hands them over to the time keeper before calling for the bell.
EWE X-CORE CHAMPIONSHIP Kelsi Parr(c) Vs. Trish Stratus
[ Trish quickly gets on the assault trying to take Kelsi out quick. Trish makes several pin attempts right off the bat, but Kelsi done came out here, she won't give in that easily. Trish continues to dominate hitting Air Canada at 2:35. Trish taunts the booing fans as she is booming with confidence by this point. At 3:12 Trish hits Matrish Reloaded and goes for another cover, but Kelsi once again kicks out. ]
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Why don't she just give up already, she knows she doesn't have a chance.
[-KELLY-] Tenacity, like I said.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Stupidity, Like I said.
[ Trish rolls out of the ring and pulls a kendo stick out from underneath as the crowd starts to cheer. Trish slides in and stalks Kelsi to get up. As Kelsi gets up Trish swings the kendo stick, but Kelsi grabs it. Kelsi then pulls the stick and turns it into a modified short arm clothesline. ]
[-KELLY-] She's not out yet.
[ Kelsi takes the Stick and hits Trish acrossed the back with it. The crowd yells "ohh" as the sound echoes through the arena. Trish stands up holding her back, only for Kelsi to hit her in the gut, then the back again, then acrossed the face! Kelsi drops the stick and covers only getting a two count. That Kendo Stick was all Kelsi needed to start getting some momentum of her own. At 5:43 Kelsi hits a stalling supplex and goes for the cover, only getting a two count. Kelsi keeps momentum on her side for awhile hitting a Double Arm DDT at about 6:53. Right afterwards Kelsi locks in the Sub-Parr! Trish screams and fights to find the ropes, but she's not close enough. Kelsi starts to tighten the hold, but seeing the pain Trish is going though, Kelsi suddenly lets go. ]
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] What the hell? Why did she let go, Trish could of tapped there.
[-KELLY-] That's a good question Justin, I don't know.
[ Kelsi rummages under the ring and finds a trash can that she tosses into the ring. Kelsi keeps looking underneath though, before finding a whip, the crowd cheers at this. Kelsi slides into the ring and hits Trish with a clothesline as she was getting up. Kelsi then gets the whip and begins to whip Trish acrossed the backside as the crowd cheers. Kelsi picks Trish up and whips her towrds the corner, but Trish holds on and sends Kelsi instead. Trish charges Kelsi, but Kelsi sends a foot into her face. Kelsi climbs up on the turnbukle, which Trish quickly does a handspring and wraps her legs around Kelsi's head, before delievering The Stratusphere onto the Trash Can. Trish makes the cover but Kelsi kicks out. Trish sends Kelsi to a different corner and hits a couple backchops to Kelsi's chest. Trish licks the palm of her hand, which the crowd cheers, before delivering another one. Trish hits a snap supplex and goes for a cover, but Kelsi kicks out. Kelsi sends Trish to another corner and does the same as trish, hitting a couple backchops then licking her hand before hitting another one, that also got the crowd to cheer. ]
[-KELLY-] Talk about getting a taste of your own medicine.
[ Kelsi controls the match for awhile hitting an Airplane Spin at 9:41. At about 10:15 Kelsi hits the K.S.T.F.O.! Kelsi gathers herself to make the cover scoring the one...two...thre...KICK OUT! Kelsi can't believe it, and neither can the fans. Kelsi grabs the Kendo Stick and smacks it on the mat telling Trish to get up. As Trish staggers her way back up Kelsi swings for the fences, only for Trish to do the MaTrish. As Kelsi turns back around she's leveled with a CHICK KICK! Trish crawls over and makes the cover as the ref counts the one...two...thre...KICK OUT!...Trish sits up, very frustrated. ]
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] How the heck did Kelsi kick out?!
[-KELLY-] Go ahead and give her credit Justin.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] No..
[ Trish rolls out of the ring and starts digging underneath. Trish suddenly transforms from Trish Stratus to Trish Dudley, and just by saying that, you already know what she pulls out. Trish sets the table up on the outside before walking over and grabbing a chair by the announce table. As Trish comes around the corner, Kelsi slides out of the ring and Trish quickly smacks her right between the eyes. The crowd boos as Trish poses with the chair for a moment smiling. Trish then sets Kelsi up to power bomb her through the table, instead Kelsi lifts Trish up for a back body drop. Trish quickly grabs the top rope in mid air and brings herself to the apron to avoid going through the table. Kelsi grabs Trish and gives her a spinebuster to the floor. ]
[-KELLY-] Trish avoided the table, but not the spinebuster to the floor.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Still showed quickness and awareness to avoid the table though.
[ Kelsi covers Trish while the ref comes to the outside to make the count, only for Trish to kick out. Kelsi whips Trish towards the steps, but Trish hangs on and sends Kelsi instead. As Kelsi bounces off the steps Trish runs and quickly grabs Kelsi by the head. Trish runs up the steps and kicks off the post, delievering Stratusfaction THROUGH the Table! ]
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Holy Shit!
[-KELLY-] That was...wow...
[ The Crowd stirs up a holy shit chant while Trish climbs through the debris to cover Kelsi. The Ref slides down and counts the one...two....three! ]
WINNER at 15:26:Trish Stratus (New Champion) Judges:2 Out of 3
[-LETICIA CLINE-] The Winner of this match...and NEW EWE X-Core Champion...TRISH STRATUS!!
The ref hands Trish the X-Core Title as "Time to Rock N Roll" hits back over the PA system.
[-KELLY-] What a match that was, a very good main event.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] No doubt, it was awesome.
Trish collects herself for a moment until Kelsi starts to get back up. The ref hands Kelsi her Diva's Title and she starts to walk off when Trish grabs her arm. Kelsi turns back around, which is when Trish sticks out her free hand.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] What?
[-KELLY-] Don't trust her Kelsi..
Kelsi looks at it for a moment, then shakes Trish's hand. Kelsi heads back up the ramp as Trish nods and rolls into the ring.
[-KELLY-] Wow, maybe it wasn't a trick.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] What happened to having to beat her to earn her respect.
[-KELLY-] Well come on Justin. Trish ambushed her before the match ever started. Beat her down pretty badly...yet she still came out here, put on one hell of a match and even almost won a few times, how could Trish NOT respect her for that?
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Easy, she doesn't..
[-KELLY-] You're amazing Justin.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Thanks...How bout after the show you come to my hotel room and I show you just how amazing I really am?
[-KELLY-] Keep dreaming.
Trish gets the mic from Leticia as her music begins to fade away.
[-TRISH STRATUS-] As you know, I was rudely interupted last week and I had promised to finish what I started tonight. I realized though, that I took out the person responsible without even knowing it. I just took Phoenix out to make a statement, to get my message acrossed that she's noone important.
The crowd boos, disagreeing.
[-TRISH STRATUS-] Let me finish...you see, I realized Phoenix was actually the one who interupted me last week. I mean think about it, I was scheduled to be in the Main Event last week. Not only was I interupted, but my match got moved, while Phoenix got my main event slot instead. I know, Alyssa was in that match too, but see The Phoenix was scheduled to be in the Main Event again tonight as well. See that all points to one thing. The Phoenix has connections on the inside, which gave her the abilitiy to shut everything down and interupt me last week. Now that I have established that it was her though, and that I have already taken her out, that only means I can finish what I started, without having to worry about her interupting me again.
Trish smiles as the crowd boos.
[-TRISH STRATUS-] So as I was saying last week. WrestleMania...I am putting myself into the Women's Title match, just like I rightfully deserve. All I need is Jensen to come out and make it official. So Michael, go ahead and....
Trish is cut off when her mic goes to static again. The lights start to flicker, just like last week.
[-JUSTIN WHITE-] Here.....we.....go....again.
[-KELLY-] I guess.....it...wasn't....Phoenix.
The lights flicker a little more then suddenly everything shuts off. Commentary, mic, lights, everything except the camera that is recording darkness. Suddenly the titan tron lights up. All we see is Static until words break through the static.
FINAL CUT November 27th, 2005
We see more static as the next part breaks through.
LAST STAND March 9th, 2008
Once again we see nothing but static on the titan tron before the next part.
FINAL BATTLE November 29th, 2009
You get it by now, Static...then the next part.
HELL FROZEN OVER December 27th, 2009
The static picks up one more time as the last part comes through.
WRESTLEMANIA 7 April 24th, 2011
The Static disappears off the titan tron and all the lights come back on. Just when you think it's done, one more image comes up on the titan tron.
The crowd blows up while Trish just stares at the titan tron. The commentary is still shut off and so the show just comes to a close with Trish staring at that image, not seeming very pleased by it.
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Subject: Ladies Night #5 - March 26th, 2011 
EWE X-CORE CHAMPIONSHIP
