Subject: [#66] EWE AfterMath: May 29th, 2011 Sun May 07, 2023 3:05 pm
Date: May 29th, 2011
Venue: United Center - Chicago, Illinois
Theme Song: "City" by Hollywood Undead
RP Count: 55
Recovery Status: Original Results
"City" By Hollywood Undead echos over the PA System and the crowd just cheers as the pyro blows up on stage.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Welcome everyone to the sold out United Center in Chicago Illinois...I'm Jonathan Steele, joining by Jimmy Justice as we get set for EWE AfterMath 2011!!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] It's gonna be wild Steele..
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] No Doubt about it, every title will be on the line, including the X-Division Title when it will be contested in only EWE's 2nd Elevation X. Even better than the first as last time ie was one on one..this time it's a 4 Way!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] That's gonna be great and all Steele, but I'm here to see Johnny's final match when he schools LAW in the Last Man Standing Match..
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] I guess we'll see about that, but do not forget about the Main Event...an I Quit Match for the Undisputed Championship!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Derek Daniels will become the first ever 3x EWE Undisputed Champion, mark my words..
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] We'll find out later Jimmy, but for now, it's time for the opening contest!
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The Following is tonight's opening contest and it is a Pinfall & Submission Battle Royal to determine the first spot on the Women's Title ballot at Extreme OverLoad!
"Obsession" by Jim Johnston cues over the PA system getting a mix of boos and cat calls from the crowd as Mickie pounces through the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] First, from Richmond Virginia...MICKIE JAMES!!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] I don't know why she's entering this, she already has two other matches tonight.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] She's a figher Steele, learn that.
Mickie continues down the ramp and slides into the ring as the theme switches to "A Girl Like That" by Eleventh Hour. There's a mixed reaction as Torrie splits the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] From Boise Idaho...TORRIE WILSON!!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] She said if she doesn't win tonight, she's walking away from EWE.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Well I hope her bags are packed, cause with Mickie and Britney, she doesn't have a chance.
Torrie continues down the ramp and walks up the steps to slowly step into the ring as she glares at Mickie. "Best of Both Worlds" by Miley Cyrus cues over the PA System, Jay Jobber comes out still wearing the Hannah outfit getting laughs from the crowd.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] From Reno Nevada...Jay....uh....JAYLINA JOBBER!!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] I can't believe this is even legal for him to enter.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] What are you talking about? I know they look alike in the face, but It's Jay's cousin, weren't you listening to her in the interview?
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] I know you're not that stupid, or I thought so.
Jaylina continues "her" way down the ramp and slides into the ring as "she" smiles to Torrie and Mickie, who just roll their eyes. "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado hits over the PA system as the crowd begins to boo. The boos rise when Britney walks out onto the stage.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] And finally..from Evansville Indiana...BRITNEY "SUGAR" WEST!!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Another person who was already booked, a Diva's Title match that is too.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Well now she's going to become Diva's Champion later tonight, and have the first spot for a chance to become Women's Champion at Extreme OverLoad.
Britney continues down the ramp and enters the ring. Britney looks around at the other three, with an attitude like it's that time of the month. The ref even gets intimidated before calling for the bell.
EXTREME OVERLOAD SPOT#1 OPEN INVITE BATTLE ROYALThe match begins as the 4 ladies...err 3 ladies and Jay in wig, begin to go at it. At around 2:31 Mickie and Britney are going at it as Mickie sends Britney into the corner. Mickie turns around, to be hit with a quick clothesline by Torrie. Torries smiles down at Mickie, until Torrie is rolled from behind with a school"girl" by Jaylina Jobber! "She" gets the three count.
ELIMINATED AT 2:53: Torrie Wilson (Via Jaylina Jobber)
Jonathan Steele: Very impressive, Jaylina getting an elimination in her first match.
Jimmy Justice: Dude, don't be stupid, it's not a debut, it's Jay Jobber.
Jaylina gets up excited like "she" just won the Women's Championship. Suddenly Mickie nails "her" with a hard Mick Kick, nearly knocking the wig off. Mickie makes the cover and secures the one, two, three!
ELIMINATED AT 3:03: Jaylina Jobber (Via Mickie James)
Jonathan Steele: Well that's it for Jaylina.
Jimmy Justice: Thank god.
Mickie and Britney are now the last two left as they go back and forth for awhile. At around 4:01 Mickie hits a one handed cartwheel that she turns into a monkey flip. Mickie goes for the cover and gets a two count. At 4:25 Britney hits a Spinebuster and gets a near fall of her own. At about 5:11 Britney hits a Huranicana and follows it up with a Diving Clothesline. Brit makes the cover and once again gets a two count. At 5:44 Britney goes for the Sugar Rush, but Mickie steps out of the way.
Jonathan Steele: Mickie almost had a Sugar Rush.
Jimmy Justice: Almost, but not quite.
As Britney gets back up Mickie quickly hits her with a Thez Press and hits several hard punches. At 6:16 Mickie hits the Mick-A-Rana and gets yet another near fall. Mickie smiles as she taunts and stalks Britney. As Britney gets up Mickie goes for the MickieDT, but Brit counters with a back body drop. As Britney turns around and Mickie begins to get up, Britney quickly hits her with The Sweet Tooth! Britney makes the cover and secures the one...two....three! Winner at 7:11: BRITNEY WEST Judges: 2 out of 3
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Here is your winner...BRITNEY WEST!!
"Maneater" hits as the crowd just boos.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] See Steele, it's like I said, she's now on the ballot for the Women's Title match at Extreme OverLoad, now she just has to become Diva's Champion later tonight.
With Britney celebrating in the ring, the cameras go backstage where X-Core Champion Dutch Clark is standing with Kenny Greenwood.
[-KENNY GREENWOOD-] "Tonight Dutch, you will be taking on Mickie James for the Million Dollar Championship. What are your thoughts?"
[-DUTCH CLARK-] "Well---"
Before Dutch can even answer that question, he is attacked from behind by Abdul Q.
[-ABDUL Q-] "This is a message to your little boyfriend."
However, instead of continuing the beatdown, Abdul Q called for a referee. When the referee came through, Abdul pins Dutch for the three and the X-Core Championship. Running off with his new championship, Abdul had bested Dutch.
The ring clears as we get ready for the next match and Jennifer Sparks steps into the ring to announce what match it'll be
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The following matchup is scheduled for one fall and will be for the Million Dollar Championship!
All of a sudden, "Land of Confusion" hits over the PA systems and Dutch Clark makes his way out on stage wearing his usual ring attire. He holds a taped fist up in the air and makes his way down the ramp.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] First introducing the challenger. Standing at 6'2" and weighing 240 pounds. He hails from Laughlin, Nevada..He is "The Irish Fury" DUTCHHHHHH CLARKKK!
Dutch makes his way down the ramp and rolls into the ring going to the turnbuckle and raises a fist to the crowd
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] And Dutch is going to try and avenge Dr. Quackerton after Mickie James "killed" Dr. Quackerton. This one should be interesting folks.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Just for those of you counting at home. Dr. Quackerton is a duck, not even a real duck—but a stuffed duck. Just an interesting tidbit. Yes, this is over a stuffed duck
Dutch is waiting in the ring with his hands on his knees waiting for Mickie and soon "Obsession" hits and Mickie James comes out on stage running to each side as she puts the title around her shoulder and skips down towards the ring, her eyes on Dutch.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Making her way to the ring, standing 5'2" and weighing 120 pounds. She is the Million Dollar Champion...MICKIEEEE JAMESSS!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] And here comes Mickie James the defending Million Dollar Champion after she beat Dustin Jobber for the title and now looks to ward off Dutch for the coveted gold.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Is this even a real title their fighting over? I think I'll challenge for it next week Jonathan.
Mickie leaps into the ring and raises her title up and then hands it to the ref. Jennifer Sparks steps out of the ring and the referee holds the title up in the air and then calls for the bell.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Here we go!
MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPIONSHIP MICKIE JAMES(c) VS. DUTCH CLARKAs the bell sounds Dutch rushes at the smaller Mickie but Mickie literally takes a baseball slide between his legs and pops up quickly behind him, the crowd gets a big kick out of that as Mickie quickly goes on the offensive after catching Dutch off guard so quickly. She begins kicking Dutch with some quick kicks to the knees and side. Suddenly Dutch catches one of her legs with a laugh and begins backing her up to the center of the ring where he quickly leg sweeps her, looking down at her he then bounces off the ropes. Mickie rolls to her stomach awaiting Dutch to leap over but he doesn't as he drops an elbow on Mickie.
Jonathan Steele: If you're Dutch Clark you've got to keep Mickie grounded as much as possible because she can be pretty fast in that ring, she's only 5"2", giving up a whole foot to Dutch Clark.
Jimmy Justice: I'll agree with you on that. If Dutch is smart, which he is, he'll keep Mickie grounded as much as possible. She's a quick one!
Meanwhile in the ring, Mickie is still being thrown around the ring like a rag doll by Dutch Clark who has a smirk on his face as he moves Mickie into the center of the ring and lifts her up for a back breaker. He then goes for a pin. ONE-TWO...Kick out quickly by Mickie as Dutch picks her up and Irish whips her into the turnbuckle and then runs toward her for a splash, but Mickie dives out of the way and nobody home for Dutch. He stumbles back out into the ring and Mickie nails him with a spear and then begins hitting him in the face with some punches. Dutch rolls out of the way stunned as Mickie waits for him to get up and when he does, he has his back to her and she rolls him up for a pin. ONE-TWO..Dutch quickly gets a shoulder up
Jonathan Steele: And a close call there for Dutch Clark! He's got to keep his eye on the ball with Mickie or she'll sneak up on him! Dutch may be taking this match to lightly
Jimmy Justice: Your little boyfriend Dutch will be fine, Jonathan. Get your panties out of a wad.
Mickie steps back and goes for a chick kick but Dutch blocks it and then clotheslines Mickie and then dusts his hands off with a smirk. The crowd reacts towards him with cheers as he picks Mickie up by the head and sends her into the turnbuckles again. She stumbles out and again Dutch hits her with a massive clothesline. He seems in total control as he stands up again and picks Mickie up again and does the same thing. Throws her into the turnbuckles and she stumbles out and then Dutch goes for a third clothesline but Mickie ducks it and then Mickie nails her chick kick and Dutch goes down as some of the crowd cheers Mickie on
Jonathan Steele: What a SHOT by Mickie James! Dutch looked to be in total control until that chick kick out of nowhere! What a match!
Jimmy Justice: Chick kick out of nowhere and now Mickie looks to be going for the pin!
Mickie indeed crawls over and hooks the leg...ONE...TWO...A long two count but Dutch gets a shoulder up and slowly crawls toward the ropes and actually gets to his feet before Mickie, as she's still feeling the effects of the hard clotheslines. Dutch grits his teeth and makes his way toward Mickie who is using the turnbuckles to crawl up
Jonathan Steele: Uh oh...And it looks like Dutch Clark means business now. He isn't happy with Mickie getting the best of him so far
Jimmy Justice: He's going to look to end this one fast
Indeed, Dutch now makes his way to Mickie and kicks her in the gut. He sends her into the ropes and nails a hard goardbuster as Mickie rolls over in pain. Dutch is right back on the offensive as he picks her right back up and then nails her with a sit out pile driver. Mickie is lifeless on the ground as Dutch makes the slicing motion across his throat as he picks Mickie up and then nails the Furybreaker! Mickie isn't moving as Dutch rolls her over and hooks the leg. One...Two...It's over...Before the ref can count to three though, Dutch pulls her shoulder up with a laugh.
Jonathan Steele: The referee needs to go ahead and stop the match as Dutch's temper is getting the best of him here. Just end it, she's done.
Jimmy Justice: Wait, who is that on the top of the ramp?
The crowd is craning it's neck to see Dustin Jobber making his way down to the ring pointing at where Mickie is lying on the ground. He makes his way down to ringside and Dutch watches him as he goes over and takes the Million Dollar title from the time keeper and starts to walk off with it
Jonathan Steele: Where is Dustin going with the title? Does he think Dutch has already won the match and is just going to hand it over?
Jimmy Justice: I literally no longer question The Jobbers.
Dutch walks to the front apron and leans on the ropes telling Dustin to come back as Mickie begins to stir. Dutch tells him what has happened and reaches to take the title back around from him but Dustin won't give it up. Dutch leans down and grabs the title and they tussle over it and then Dustin quickly lets go in anger and it hits Dutch square in the face. Dustin looks shocked and scared as Dutch turns around to find a dazed Mickie who kicks him in the stomach and screams, nailing a DDT!
Jonathan Steele: THE MICKIEDT! SHES GOT THE COVER! 1-2...
Jimmy Justice: THREE! That idiot Jobber has screwed Dutch Clark from the match! What an upset we have here at Aftermath! Winner at 7:25: MICKIE JAMES Judges: 3 out of 3
Dutch Clark is lying on his back in the center of the ring as Mickie is given the title as he holds it in the air with her hand raised as "Obsession" hits over the PA system as some of the crowd cheers as she is declared the winner. Dustin Jobber goes running back up the ramp to hide, just in case Dutch wakes up any time soon. Backstage in the Bed 'N Breakfast locker room, Christy is preparing for her International title defense when Abdul Q walks up to her.
[-ABDUL Q-] "I'll make you a deal."
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] "A deal?"
[-ABDUL Q-] "Yes. I'll give you this X-Core title if you do something for me."
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] "Okay?"
[-ABDUL Q-] "Go out on a date with me on Chaos. I don't care if you're engaged, let's just go out on a date."
[-CHRISTY CHAOS-] "Well... okay! I want to be a Triple Champion. It's a deal."
Abdul Q hands Christy Chaos the X-Core Championship belt.
[-ABDUL Q-] "Good luck against Dean."
Christy Chaos nods, and taking her three belts, she leaves the BNB locker room. Turning the corner, she is blind-sided by Rorschach! Rorschach throws Christy into the wall and hits The End is Nigh! Pinning Christy, Rorschach becomes X-Core Champion!
The ring clears for the next match as the crowd waits in anticipation as Jennifer Sparks makes her way back into the ring with a smile [-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The following matchup is for the International Title!
"Highway to Hell" blasts over the PA system as Dean makes his way onto the stage and he looks all business as he stands at the top of the ramp for only a second before walking down it and towards the ring.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Introducing first, the challenger. Making his way to the ring at this time, standing at 6'1" and weighing 250 pounds. He hails from Lawrence, Kansas...He is The DEAN of MEAN...DEAN...WINCHESTERRR!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] It seems like if you mention the International Title, Dean Winchester is always involved, no different tonight.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] At least he isn't having the title handed to him like Christy already has. Let's see if he takes any of that frustration out on Christy
Dean rolls into the ring as the crowd begins to cheer as "What The Hell" by Avril Lavigne hits over the PA systems and Christy Chaos walks out on stage with her belt held high to a very loud ovation from the crowd. She holds the title up to the crowd as she runs down the ramp and slides in before making her way to the turnbuckle.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] And here comes the champion! She won the title as a "gift" if you will from her stable mate, Abdul Q. She had to beat Mr. Man to take it home, but she did.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Since that was really fair and all. [-JENNIFER SPARKS-] And now, the champion! She stands at 5"8" and weighs in at 125 pounds, hailing from Kansas City, Missouri...She is the Charismatic...Christttyyyyyy Chaossssss!
Christy hops down from the turnbuckle and waves to the crowd once more before testing out the ropes and bouncing around in the ring and then hands her title to the referee who holds it over to let Dean see it and he nods
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] This should be a very fast paced match with Christy and Dean hooking it up for the International title...It doesn't get any better than this folks!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] It doesn't get any better than this folks...Geeze Jonathan you sound like such a dweeb sometimes.
EWE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP CHRISTY CHAOS(c) VS. DEAN WINCHESTERThe bell sounds and we are underway. Dean and Christy meet in the middle of the ring and lock up and soon Dean gets the upper hand. He tosses Christy into the turnbuckle and gives her a few knife edge chops, but Christy fires back with a few of her own to fight out of the corner. She runs toward Dean but he gives her an arm drag. She slides across the ring and leaps back up and Dean gives her another. Christy runs at Dean once more, but blocks the arm drag this time and knees Dean in the gut and gives him his own arm drag, Dean gets up and the two square off again as the crowd cheers the wrestling. Jonathan Steele: A great bit of wrestling right here from Dean and Christy, I would expect nothing less from two great wrestlers Jimmy Justice: Got to give it to you there, great piece of mat wrestling by the two of them. The two keep this great wrestling up until later in the match Dean finally gets the upper hand. He then takes control of the match. The two keep going at it until Dean looks totally in control. He then screams out his frustration to end Christy and raises her up in the air for the Excercism. Jonathan Steele: He's looking to end it right here! Jimmy Justice: I told you Steele! He wants that title! Christy got it handed to her! This is going to be it! And they are right...Almost, but as Dean is about to drop Christy, Christy fights out and as she is falling down, she grabs Deans head and nails him with the...CHARISMATIC CRUSH! The crowd goes nuts at the reversal as she crawls over and hooks the leg Jonathan Steele: ONE-TWO-THREE! CHRISTY RETAINS! Jimmy Justice: WHAT?! Winner at 6:28: CHRISTY CHAOS Judges: 2 out of 3
Dean quickly rolls out of the ring holding his head as the ref hands the title to Christy who has a grin on her face and holds up the strap as the crowd still cheers at the great ending
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Your winner and still the EWE International Champion...CHRISTY CHAOS!!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] I can't believe this!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Well believe it, Christy is still the champ!
Christy continues to celebrate as The cameras go backstage where Rorschach and Deadpool are talking. Whatever their conversation was, it was interupted by Mickie James, who shoves Deadpool to the side and hits a Mickie-DT on Rorschach, following a pinfall to pin him and become X-Core Champion. Taking her title, she prepares to go to Gorilla when she walks right into Bedtime by Abdul Q!
[-ABDUL Q-] "This is for Christy!"
Abdul simples pins Mickie and becomes X-Core Champion for a second time tonight.
"Extreme Legends" by EWE begins to play, as the crowds jeer loudly. The tag champions walk out to the ring, with their belts draped over their shoulders as they are introduced.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Drama, at a combined weight of 461 lbs., the team of "The Extreme One" Johnny Chaos and "The EWE Legend" White Tiger... your current tag team champions, together they are the EXTREME LEGENDS!"
The Extreme Legends enter the ring, as they await their challengers. The giggling intro of Trish Stratus' theme meshed with Mickie James', as both Divas walked out together.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "And introducing their opponents, at a combined weight of 238 pounds, they are the Challengers. First from Toronto, Ontario, Canada Trish Stratus! ....And from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!... they are HARDCORE STRATUSFACTION!"
The challengers enter the ring, as the audio was swapped over to the commentary team.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "This is pretty much a re-match from Wrestlemania Seven"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Yeah, but this time, the titles are on the waists of the Extreme Legends. Let's see if Hardcore Stratusfaction can take the belts back."
EWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP THE EXTREME LEGENDS(c) VS. HARDCORE STRATUSFACTIONBoth were in the ring, as the referee holds up the title belts, gathering lots of cheers from the crowds, as both sides discuss tactics. Johnny Chaos and Mickie James begin the match, as the referee called for the bell. Chaos arrogantly walked over to Mickie James, seeming to flirt with her, before landing in a cheap punch to the face, knocking her back.
Jonathan Steele: "Nice hit by Chaos!"
Jimmy Justice: "Looks like he learned from last time."
Chaos puts Mickie in a headlock forcing her down to one knee. He applies pressure, however, Mickie frees herself with two elbows to the stomach. Chaos tried to grapple her, however, Mickie countered it with a one handed cartwheel into a monkey flip.
Jonathan Steele: "Excellent counter by Mickie James!"
Mickie makes the tag over to Trish Stratus, who goes to the top rope. She awaited for a chance to hit a missile dropkick, when she was kicked out of mid-air by a recovering Johnny Chaos.
Jimmy Justice: "Wow! That was incredible!"
Chaos makes the tag to the Tiger, as he hits Trish with a short-arm clothesline, knocking her back down. She was getting back to her feet, as Tiger attempted anotehr clothesline, however, Stratus entered the MaTrish. As she dodged it, Tiger turned back into a headscissors takedown. Tiger was ready to get back to hsi feet, hwoever, he met a low blow from Trish Stratus.
Jonathan Steele: "Ouch, I felt that from here."
Mickie was set to fight, however, Drama tugged her leg, and knocked her off, as her chin hits the apron hard. Trish was setting up for the Stratusfaction, as Chaos blind tagged himself in. Trish hits the Stratusfaction, however, after the move, Chaos pulls her up and hits an extreme makeover on her.
1 . . 2 . . 3!
Jimmy Justice: "The champs retain, good fight all around." Winners at 6:48: THE EXTREME LEGENDS Judges: 1 out of 1
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, and still the EWE Tag Team Champions, the Extreme Legends!"
"Extreme Legends" cues back in the PA System as Johnny and White Tiger begin celebrating. The scene turns to Abdul Q backstage as he was having the finishing touches of preperation for his main event match. That's when he is attacked by Dutch Clark! Taking retribution for earlier, Dutch walks away. That's when Mickie James steals a pin from Abdul Q! With Mickie James running off with the X-Core title, Jay Jobber comes right behind her and rolls her up for the pin of 3!
[-JAY JOBBER-] "Thanks Noobslobber!"
Jay walks off with his new X-Core Championship!
As the camera's return to ringside "Broken Dreams" by Artist Here, whoever that is, hits over the PA system. The crowd begins to boo a little as Dave Bliston splits the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The Following contest is a Fatal Four Way match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Montreal Canada, weighing in at 256 pounds...DAVE BLISTON!!
Bliston continues his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. He just smirks at the booing fans. "Words I Never Said" by Lupe Fiasco ft. Skyler Grey hits and the crowd gives a mixed reaction when Dorian splits the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] His opponent...Also from Montreal Quenbec Candad...weighing in at 210 pounds...DORIAN XERO!!
Dorian continues his way down the ramp.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Well ain't that ironic?
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] if you say so..
Dorian slides into the ring. Suddenly "Turn The Page" by Metallica replaces his theme in the PA system. The crowd begins to boo like crazy as Kyle and Nikki come through the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Their opponent....accompanied by Nikki Cooper-Shockly. From Prison City, Rahway, New Jersey, weighing in at 189 pounds...KYLE WILFRID!!
Kyle and Nikki continue down the ramp as the crowd continues to boo.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Finally, and american.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] The only one though...
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] There's still one more person Steele..
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] And we all know where he's from..
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Oh ya..
Kyle slides into the ring, as Nikki stays to the outside. "Y2J" suddenly lights up the titan tron as a countdown begins under it. As the clock hits zero, a huge pyro desplay goes off as it cuts into "Break Down The Walls". As the smoke clears we see Jericho standing in a star shape with his arms out. He spins around and smiles while the crowd gives him a mixed reaction, mostly cheers.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] And finally...from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada...weighing in at 226 pounds...Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO!!
Jericho continues his way down the ramp as the crowd still cheers.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] The biggest vet in this match, though not all here in EWE.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Still a noob in EWE.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] No he's been here a couple times before, he was just....different..
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] I'll just go ahead and disregard you said that..
Jericho climbs up the steps and walks half way acrossed the apron before spinning around and wrapping his arms on the top rope. He leans back before letting go, turning, and stepping into the ring. Jericho looks at the other three as his music fades and the ref calls for the bell.
FATAL FOUR WAY DORIAN XERO VS. DAVE BLISTON VS. KYLE WILFRID VS. CHRIS JERICHOThe 4 men get to scrapping and the match is intantly chaos. It's hard for anyone to really gain momentum for after they hit one person with a move, one of the other two come and hit them. Around 3:13 things get even better as Wilfrid knocks Bliston out of the ring with a clothesline. Wilfrid turns and is hit with the Lactic Acid by Dorian. Dorian is then hit with a CodeBreaker by Jericho. Jericho springs off the ropes to hit Wilfrid with the Lionsault as he makes the cover for the one...two...thr...Bliston breaks it up. Bliston hits Jericho with YO BOY DAVE and makes the cover getting the one...two...it's broken up by Dorian. Dorian grabs Bliston and nails the Midas Touch! Dorian makes the cover...but once again at two almost three, Wilfrid now makes the break up. Wilfird hits Dorian with the Heavy Metal and makes the cover, but it is broken up by Jericho.
Jonathan Steele: That was crazy.
Jimmy Justice: Tell me about it, that was insane.
The match carries onward for awhile and we get several more near falls like that. At about 6:32 Wilfrid locks Jericho into his own Walls of Jericho! Jericho screams, while Wilfrid keeps it locked on. Meanwhile Bliston is hit with the Mens Rea by Xero. Dorian walks over to the corner, while Wilfrid keeps the pressure on Jericho. Dorian jumps up and connects the High Devine! Jericho seems ready to tap, but it's too late as Dorian gets the one...two....three! Winner at 7:43: DORIAN XERO Judges: 3 out of 3
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Here is your winner...DORIAN XERO!
"Words I never said" kicks back over the PA system as the ref raises Dorian's hand. Wilfrid lets go of Jericho, not believing what just happened.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] What a match, good ending and victory for Dorian.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Yea yea, whatever.
In the back, Jay Jobber is seen talking to Letica Cline, as he showed her his new X-Core Championship.
[-JAY JOBBER-] "After I shot a load into her, Miley was screaming at me to take the X-Core title."
As he was saying that, he was attacked from behind with a singapore cane by Mickie James. Taking advantage, Mickie gets the three count and Jay Jobber and takes back the X-Core Championship! She flees the scene, obviously wanting to get out of here. As the camera's return to ringside "Hero" by Skillet hits over the pa system as Chris Fame steps through the curtains, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd, mainly cheers because of who he is facing.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring, from Detroit Michigan...weighing in at 227 pounds....CHRIS FAME!!
Fame continues his way down the ramp as the crowd cheers him on.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Can you believe the arrogance of this guy?
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] I don't think it's arrogance, he's just confident in himself.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Steele, only arrogance can claim you won't lose for a full year, name me one person who has ever done that in this industry.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] What about Bill Goldberg in WCW? With the two long streaks like that, I'm sure one of them had to be close to a year.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Other than that jackhammer.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] ...
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Thought so..
Frame rolls into the ring and begins warming up. After a few moments...
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY.. AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses cues over the PA System. The crowd begins to boo when White Tiger splits the curtains, Tag Title around his waist.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] And his opponent...from Rawlins Wyoming...weighing in at 229 pounds...he is one half of the EWE Tag Team Champions...The EWE Legend...WHITE TIGER!!
WT continues his way down the ramp as the crowd continues to boo.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Here he comes Steele, the man that will put this arrogant punk right in his place.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] I guess we'll have to see, won't we Jimmy?
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Don't 2nd guess the EWE Legend..
WT rolls into the ring and smirks at Fame as the ref calls for the bell.
STANDARD MATCH CHRIS FAME VS. WHITE TIGERFame and WT circle the ring. The match begins slow, but soon picks up after Fame hits WT with a quick clothesline. As WT gets back up Fame follows up with another one, and finishes off the same method with a third. At about 3:13 Fame hits the Motor City Tribute and locks it in. WT fights but eventually finds the ropes. At 4:25 Fame hits The Nomination and covers for a near fall.
Jonathan Steele: Well Jimmy, it looks like he's proving you wrong, Chris Fame seems to have complete control of this match.
Jimmy Justice: White Tiger just ain't warmed up yet, that's all.
Jonathan Steele: Didn't he already have a match earlier?
Jimmy Justice: Yeah, but it didn't last very long.
Fame continues to control the match until 5:21 when WT hits a Tilt-A-Whirl bodyslam. WT now begins to control the match as he hits a Float Over Supplex at 5:42 and gets a near fall. At about 6:37 WT hits the Payne Killer and covers for another 2 count. At 7:13 WT locks in the Tiger's Snare!
Jimmy Justice: Haha see Steele, he's got it now.
Jonathan Steele: Fame is certainly in trouble if he doesn't get out of this hold.
WT keeps the hold locked as Fame fights to get out of it. He finally does at 7:54. As Fame gets up WT comes at him, and Fame quickly hits the Infamous! The crowd cheers the move, but it was merely desperation as Fame gathers himself. Fame does make the cover but it's too late as WT kicks out. As WT gets up Fame quickly hits the Lights Out. Fame covers but it's another near fall. At 8:15 WT hits a Short-Arm Clothesline and follows it up with a Tiger Driver. WT climbs the turnbukle and smirks as the crowd boos knowing what he's about to do. WT leaps off with The STRUCK DOWN, but Fame moves out of the way. WT lands on his feet, but Fame grabs him from behind and locks in the Fifteen Seconds of Fame! Fame keeps it locked as WT fights to get free. Fame finishes off the move with a suplex causing WT to land on his neck. Fame bridges into a cover as the ref counts the one..two...three! Winner at 8:43: CHRIS FAME Judges: 2 out of 2
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The winner of this match...CHRIS FAME!!
"Hero" hits again as the ref raises Fame's hand.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] How bout that Jimmy, he got the win, and his quest lives on, even through the legend that is White Tiger.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] It was a fluke, trust me.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Whatever you say.
To Be Continued
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Subject: Re: [#66] EWE AfterMath: May 29th, 2011 Sun May 07, 2023 3:05 pm
Date: May 29th, 2011
Venue: United Center - Chicago, Illinois
Theme Song: "City" by Hollywood Undead
RP Count: 55
Recovery Status: Original Results
PART TWO
After Chris Fame is celebrating his victory, backstage Mickie James was seen running, trying to get away. As she was running, a door closed right on her face, knocking her down! The door opens, and the Diva's Champion Kelsi Parr covers for the one...two...three! The new X-Core Champion was running off when she was stopped by Jay Jobber.
[-JAY JOBBER-] "Have you seen that Mickie around here? That Noobslobber stole my title!"
Before Kelsi can answer, Mickie James comes from behind with a school girl roll up and takes the X-Core title again! Once again, Mickie James flees the scene before anybody can pin her. We follow Mickie James to her locker room as she begins packing her bags and trying to leave. The X-Core belt was over her shoulder and she was on her way out. Just as she opened the door, however, she fell right into Brooke 'N Dreams from... Brooke McGuire!? Pinning Mickie, she takes the X-Core title.
[-BROOKE MCGUIRE-] "Sorry for your Brooke 'N Dreams, Mickie."
Brooke then walks off, having taken Mickie's X-Core title, before we head to the ring where we see Jennifer Sparks standing with the mic.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The following contest is a triple Threat Match and it is for the EWE Diva's championship!
"Man Eater" by Nelly Furtado hits over the PA System, the crowd immediately boos as Britney splits the curtains for the 2nd time.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Introducing first the challenger, from Evansville Indiana...BRITNEY SUGAR WEST!!
Britney continues her way down the ramp, paying no mind to the booing fans.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Here she comes, remember what I said Steele, she done won the spot on the ballot at Extreme OverLoad earlier, now she's about to become Diva's Champion.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] I'm surprised you're backing her, when your favorite Diva is the other challenger.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Well that's my other choice, either way, you're going to see a new Diva's Champion, mark my words.
As Brtiney slides into the ring the laughs are heard echoing around the arena as "Time to Rock N Roll" by Lil Kim kicks into the PA system. The crowd boos as Trish walks through the curtains with a big grin on her face.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] And her opponent, the other challenger, from Toronto Ontario Canada...TRISH STRATUS!!
Trish continues down the ramp as the crowd continues to boo her.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Like I was saying, a guranteed new Diva's champion, maybe even this one, a 4 time Women's Champion and Hall of Famer.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] We know Jimmy, she reminds us of that all the time.
Trish rolls into the ring as her and Britney just glare at eachother, both seeming ready to fight already. Before they can though "Do it Like a Dude" by Jessie J hits the PA System. The crowd looks around, before Amelia "The Phoenix" Pieterson walks through the curtains with a chair in her hand.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] What the heck is she doing? This is the Diva's Title match, not the Women's Title match.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Fulfilling her promise, even though she didn't do it during the tournament.
Trish stares at Phoenix who smiles and sets a chair up on the side of the stage as she takes a seat. "Hell Yeah" by Rev Theory then hits, and the crowd jumps up to cheer as Kelsi comes through the curtains with the Diva's Title locked around her waist.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] And finally from Foutain Colorado...she is the Current, Reigning, and defending EWE Diva's Champion...KELSI PARR!!
Kelsi continues her way down the ramp as she smiles and waves to the fans on her way down.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Here she comes, the longst reigning Diva's Champion in EWE history.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Chill out Steele, until this last February, the title's only history in EWE was for like 8 months in 2006.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Be that as it may, she's still defended well and proudly, tonight is her true test.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] You're just quoting the Priemier issue of EWE Diva's Magazine.
Steele smiles and nods as he holds up the Diva's Magazine to the camera.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] EWE Diva's Magazine hit stores just a couple days ago, be sure to pick one up.
Jimmy looks at him disgusted.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Are you friends with Triple H and Shawn Michaels?
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] I'd love to be, why?
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Nevermind..
Kelsi walks up the steps and enters the ring, where she takes off her title and raises it up to the crowd with a smile on her face. The crowd cheers more and takes pictures until Kelsi hands the title to the ref. The ref raises it up and hands it over to the ring announcer. All of the sudden, the unexpected. Trish and Britney...let me say that again Trish AND Britney, suddenly ambush Kelsi and double team her, which causes the crowd to boo, but the ref to abruptly call for the bell.
EWE DIVA'S CHAMPIONSHIPTRIPLE THREAT MATCH BRITNEY WEST VS. KELSI PARR(c) VS. TRISH STRATUSTrish and Britney continue to stomp away at Kelsi as the crowd continues to boo.
Jonathan Steele: What kind of crap is this?
Jimmy Justice: Smart...take out the Champion, and focus on eachother.
Jonathan Steele: I thought Britney and Trish didn't even like eachother though?
Jimmy Justice: Who said they do? It's just strategy Steele.
They keep Kelsi out of the picture as they keep on the assault. They hit her with a double supplex, then toss her out of the ring, as the crowd still boos. Britney and Trish then look to eachother and smile. They circle for a moment and then lock up. Trish goes for a supplex, but Britney blocks it. Britney goes for one too, but Trish blocks it as well. They continue to try and get the better of eachother, but the other just keeps blocking it. At one point they even both go for a Chick Kick at the same time, but just kick eachother's legs.
Jimmy Justice: Woah, did you see that?
Jonathan Steele: They both had the same idea it seems.
Trish finally charges at Britney and hits the Air Canada. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Trish hits several punches. Trish sends Britney to the corner and sets her up before hitting the Stratusphere. Trish stalks Britney to get up and when she does, nails The Stratusfaction! Trish makes the cover scoring the one...two...thre...Kelsi breaks it up!
Jonathan Steele: Kelsi saves her title in the nick of time.
Jimmy Justice: That was a close one Steele. I think it was three, that ref is cheating, he's a Kelsi fan.
Trish and Kelsi fight back and forth for a minute before Kelsi nails Trish with the K.S.T.F.O.! The crowd cheers as Kelsi makes the cover, but there's no count. It's at that moment we see "Spice" Britney's friend standing on the apron distracting the referee. Kelsi gets up and argues with Carrie to get down. Carrie smiles and points behind Kelsi. Kelsi turns around and gets a big taste of The Sugar Rush! Britney makes the cover as Carrie jumps down. The ref turns around and makes the count for the one...two...thre...Trish breaks it up!
Jonathan Steele: I never thought I'd say it, but thank god for Trish..
Jimmy Justice: What do you got against Britney?
Jonathan Steele: Well I won't answer that, I just didn't want to see the title won that way.
The match moves on as Trish clocks Kelsi with a hard Chick Kick at 7:26. Before Trish can cover she notices Phoenix standing up, with the chair in her hand. Trish mocks her to come down, but Amelia just smiles. Trish blows her off and turns around, BAM, Trish is nailed With The Sweet Tooth! Phoenix laughs as she waves bye to Trish and then walks back through the curtains. Britney gets up and walks towards Trish to make the cover, but instead she's drop kicked from behind by Kelsi! Britney falls out of the ring and crashes on Carrie. Kelsi quickly rushes over and pins Trish as the ref counts the one...two...three!! Winner at 8:36: KELSI PARR Judges: 2 out of 2
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The winner of this match...and STILL EWE Diva's Champion...KELSI PARR!!
"Hell Yeah" hits again as the ref hands Kelsi her title and she raises it up with a smile on her face.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] What a match, big congrats to Kelsi on retaining the title.
All of a sudden, Lita is seen rushing down to the ring and slides in. She quickly gets up and spears Kelsi down to the ground!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] What the hell!? Lita's attacking Kelsi even after these three women went through hell and back!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Your that stupid? Kelsi Injured Lita's arm, ever since Lita got back, she's wanted revenge. Best time to strike in my opinion!
As Lita wails away on Kelsi, Britney sees this and shrugs. She goes to help, but Trish quickly catches her with a Chick Kick from out of nowhere.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] And down goes Britney! Good lord!
Lita stands up and turns to Trish. They both smirk as they begin to stomp away on Kelsi as Kelsi screams in pain at the beating she's getting
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] I can't believe it! The two hottest divas in Wrestling today, teaming up on a common foe! COME ON! SHOW KELSI WHAT FOR!
All of a sudden, Mickie is seen rushing out and sliding to the ring. She pulls Lita off of Kelsi. She backs Trish off and looks at her
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Well, I didn't expect Mickie to come out here to be honest.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Same here, but she is Kelsi's friend as well.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Maybe Mickie has finally come to her senses....
As Mickie helps up Kelsi, some muffles are heard, hearing if Kelsi was all right. All of a sudden, Mickie kicks Kelsi in the stomach and sets her up. She does her famous scream before her finisher
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] WHAT THE HELL! NO!!!!!!!!!!
Mickie jumps up quickly and hits a HUGE Mickie-DT on Kelsi, planting her face right into the canvas. Mickie stands up and smirks as she looks at Trish and Lita. She goes over and gives them a hug as the crowd is booing like mad
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] That....that....THAT BITCH!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Watch your mouth Steele! This is a Family Show!
Lita now goes over to the fallen Kelsi and grabs her. She then puts Kelsi in her own finisher, the Sub-Parr. Lita begins to work on it hard, making Kelsi scream like mad
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] And now Lita putting the same move Kelsi injured Lita with by accident!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Accident!? Kelsi Parr cost Lita a month of her career! You don't ever do that to a legend like her!
Kelsi finally begins to tap, but Lita doesn't let go. Mickie goes over and sees the Divas Championship as she picks it up. She places it over her shoulder as Lita finally lets go. The three begin to stand side by side as they raise their arms up, Mickie holding the title over her as the crowd boos
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] My god! We went from a great title match...to what looks like a warzone! Mickie James....well, we knew she was aligned with Trish, hell, she's dating Trish. We all knew that, but pretty much backstabbing Kelsi.....
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] She did what she had to do! These three know the business. They finally taught these bitches a lesson tonight!
Trish, Lita and Mickie are seen leaving the ring as we cut to a promo
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Backstage, Trixy is seen with Trish, Lita and Mickie as she quickly begins to speak
[-TRIXY-] Trish, Mickie, Lita. What you three did out there, it was horrible! Especially you Mickie, turning on your friend, Kelsi like that...
[-MICKIE JAMES-] Kelsi? My friend? Kelsi is NOTHING to me. All she is a lying, cheating, backstabbing little bitch who slept her way to get what's MINE! Kelsi Parr has been nothing but trouble since she's been here! She's placed people on injured reserve, embarrasses some of the greats. What I did, was put the final point into it!
[-TRIXY-] What the...what are you saying? Your not making any sense!
[-TRISH STRATUS-] Oh Trixy, trust me. Mickie's making perfect sense. You see, we own EWE. We have dominated the Divas Division and people like Britney West, Phoenix and Kelsi Parr can just step on us without giving us the proper respect. Not happening!
[-LITA-] For too long, these sluts think they're the queens. Tonight was the first step in knocking them down a peg.
[-TRISH STRATUS-] For you see Trixy. We are The Queens Of Wrestling. Trish Stratus, Lita and Mickie James. Three of the best Women in EWE Today and we're putting all of them on notice!
[-MICKIE JAMES-] By the time we're done. You will bow to us!
The three smirk as they lightly push Trixy aside and walk off, cutting to the next match
"Do It Like a Dude" by Jessie J played over the p/a system, to a decent sized pop from the Chicago crowd.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "The follow contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the EWE Women's Championship! Introducing first the challenger, from St. Louis, Missouri, Amelia "The Phoenix" Pieterson!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "Here we go, one of the matches I've been looking forward to the most tonight, Christy Chaos defending the Women's Championship against the red hot Phoenix."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Meh. I could do without."
The Phoenix had made her way to the ring, and stood against the ropes, waiting for her opponent. That's when "What the Hell" by Avril Lavigne was heard.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "And her opponent, from Kansas City, Missouri, she is the EWE International Champion and current reigning EWE Women's Champion! "Charismatic" CHRISTY CHAOOOOS!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "And here comes the second longest reigning Women's and singles champion in EWE history, Christy Chaos!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "I hope she loses tonight."
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "Why? You a Phoenix fan?"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "No, I just hate that ugly bitch."
By then, Christy Chaos had made her way to the ring and had posed with both her Women's and International Championships. Handing her Women's title to the referee, it was raised and given to the time keeper as the bell had rung.
EWE WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP CHRISTY CHAOS(c) VS. AMELIA "THE PHOENIX" PIETERSONAs the bell rings, the two women give a quick hand shake before squaring off and tying up. The Phoenix takes quick advantage and goes behind, grabbing Christy by the waist and sending her down onto her stomach.
Jonathan Steele: "Amelia with the quick takedown on the Women's Champion."
With Christy Chaos down, The Phoenix grabs Christy's arm and locks on an arm bar. Keeping the arm bar on, Christy fought to get to her feet, and as soon as she did, she sent Pieterson to the ropes and as soon as she came back, she hit a picture perfect dropkick. Going for the pinfall, Christy only gets a one count.
Jonathan Steele: "Quick back and forth action from these two ladies."
Jimmy Justice: "Blah."
Christy Chaos had lifted her challenger up, and whipped her into the ropes. As Amelia ducked Christy's clothesline, The Phoenix came shooting back with a beautiful spinning wheel kick. However, instead of going for a cover, Pieterson floored Christy Chaos' arm and stomped on it a couple of time.
Jonathan Steele: "Amelia definitely has a game plan, working on the arm."
Jimmy Justice: "This is boring."
After working over the arm with various moves, The Phoenix seemed to be going for a Faith Crusher. However, as she lifted Christy Chaos for the suplex, Christy was able to slip off and go behind for a school girl roll up, getting a quick two count.
Jonathan Steele: "I don't think it was smart using the arm like that to counter The Phoenix."
Jimmy Justice: "Christy's a dumb broad."
Lifting up her opponent, Christy Chaos then went for a Side Effect on The Phoenix. However, before she could lift Amelia up, Amelia countered by grabbing Christy's arm and arm dragging her away. Then, as Christy was dizzy, she reached behind and hit Amelia Pieterson hit a German Suplex right on Christy Chaos! Keeping a hold, The Phoenix bridges for a two count.
Jonathan Steele: "Some quick back and forth action here from Champion and Challenger."
Amelia then picked up Christy Chaos, and putting her in a Suplex position, seemed to be going for a Triple X. However, before she locked on the Fisherman part of the suplex right, Christy Chaos slipped out and hit a desperate Charismatic Crush! With both ladies out, it seemed to be a race to finish.
Jonathan Steele: "Who's going to get the advantage here?"
Now, Christy Chaos was climbing to the top rope, clutching her arm that has been worked on the whole match. As she got to her feet on the top turnbuckle, Amelia Pieterson used her last bit of adrenaline to grab Christy by the arm, and drop her arm on the top rope! As Christy's arm hit the top rope awkwardly, she fell to the outside, grasping at her arm.
Jonathan Steele: "Christy might be hurt here! The referee has gone to check on her outside."
Jimmy Justice: "Yeah but, The Phoenix better watch out behind her!"
That's when The Phoenix did turn around and walked right into a Chick Kick from Trish Stratus!? The Stratusfying Diva looked down at Amelia and smirked at her, before rolling out of the ring and walking off. That's when Christy Chaos came back to the apron, and not even wondering why Phoenix was down, she climbed the turnbuckle and looked down.
Jonathan Steele: "Christy Chaos is going for it!"
That's when Christy threw caution to the wind and hit her Star Struck finisher! Hooking the leg of Amelia, she got the one...two...three! Winner at 7:12: CHRISTY CHAOS Judges: 2 out of 2
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Here is your winner and STILL EWE Women's Champion, "CHARISMATIC" CHRISTY CHAOOOOOS!"
"What The Hell" hits again as the ref hands Christy the title.
Christy was celebrating in the ring as the camera turned to backstage. Brooke was seen leaving White Tiger's locker room, when she got blind-sided with a forearm by Mickie. A Mickie-DT later and Mickie got the three count and the X-Core Championship one more time! From there, Mickie runs from the scene.
The camera's return to ringside where the camera gets a shot of the Elevation X structure set up and ready to go.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The Following contest is the Elevation X match for the EWE X-Division Championship!
The crowd cheers as Jennifer smiles.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] In this match the X-Division Championship will be suspended below the center of the Steel X, the first superstar to unhook the title and drop down to the ring, will win this match and be the EWE X-Division champion!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] That's not the rules, not according to TNA.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] EWE re-defined the Elevation X at Last Stand, keep up Jimmy.
"Begining of the End" by Spineshank hits getting boos from the crowd as Mark Cha0s steps through.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Introducing first...from St. Louis Missouri...MARK CHA0S!!
Mark continues down the ramp, ignoring the fans.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] He co-won a Battle Royal, and that's how he got here.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Who cares, the idiot put his career on the line in this match, shows how much of an idiot he is.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Maybe he's confident.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] If he's confident he's winning this, then he's an even BIGGER idiot.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Whatever you say Jimmy.
Mark rolls into the ring, but immediately his theme is replaced with "Trouble" by Pink. The boos erupt even more as Eighteen splits the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] From St. Cloud Minnesota...EWE Hall of Famer...ANDROID #18!!
Eighteen continues down the ramp, smirking at the booing fans.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] The other co-winner of the Battle Royal at WrestleMania.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] She has a better chance than Mark, that's for sure, actually she's my pick to win it all.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Bold statement Jimmy, this match is entirely unpredictable.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Well I just predicted Eighteen, so get over it.
Eighteen rolls into the ring and quickly eyes Mark. Mark talks a little trash. Eighteen just smiles and suddenly blasts Mark with a fireball!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] The match hasn't even started yet, what is she doing?!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] That's awesome!
Mark runs around trying to put the fire out, while the ref yells at Eighteen. She simply sparks up a small flame in her hands, which causes the ref to back off. Mark finally gets his flames out as the ref checks on him. The lights dim down before "Stand Back!" by Jim Johnson cues over the PA system. The crowd cheers as a green light shines on the entrance stage. Hurricane leaps through the curtains and does his pose as the crowd cheers more.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] From parts Unknown...weighing in at 215 pounds...THE HURRICANE!!
Hurricane continues his way down the ramp getting alot of love from the fans.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Here he comes, not only EWE's resident Super Hero, but the former X-Division Champion, and that 2nd thing is the reason he's in this match.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] He's an idiot, hopefully someone smashes his skull hard enough on the steel that he gets some sense.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] You're horrible..
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] So is your game with the girls, but you don't hear me complaining.
Hurricane enters the ring, now Mark begins trash talking him. Mark gets right up in Hurricane's face, until Hurricane suddenly grabs his throat and nails The Hurri-Chokeslam!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] And now a Hurri-Chokeslam for Mark! Why is everyone picking on him?
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] He's being cocky, but it's funny, I gotta admit.
The crowd cheers as Hurricane does his pose looking at Eighteen. Eighteen just shakes her head and laughs. "Flashing Lights" by Kayne West then hits, and the crowd still cheers as Mr Man steps through the curtains, then they boo a little when Ben follows him.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] And finally...accompanied by EWE Hall of Famer, Emperor Ben...from Miami Florida...weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the EWE X-Division Champion...MR MAN!!
Mr Man raises up the X-Division Title as him and Ben walk down the ramp.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Well that's how he's in this match, he's the defending Champion.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] After he had it handed to him. Yeah, he's really a deserving Champ ain't he?
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Well this is his chance to prove it Jimmy.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Eighteen's going to wipe the floor with him, not only proving WrestleMania was a fluke, but she'll be a step closer on her quest to the Gold Grand Slam.
Mr Man and Ben get in the ring as Mr Man raises up his title one more time before handing it to the ref. The ref raises it up before he begins hooking it on the wire that has been lowered between a gap in the steel structure. As the ref finished hooking the title up, the cord raised until it's up to the bottom of the X in the center. Mark finally begins to pull himself up, only to be put right back down with a Cha0s Cutter, by Ben!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Seriously?
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] L.M.A.O.!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Did you just say L M A O?
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Sure did, that was hilarious!
Mr Man even laughs at this one, while the ref tells Ben to get out. Ben climbs out of the ring and holds out his arms asking what he did wrong. The ref shakes his head before turning back to the 4 participants...well 3 of them, while Mark lays unconcious on the mat. He asks the other three if they are ready, before calling for the bell.
EWE X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPELEVATION X MR MAN(c) VS. THE HURRICANE VS. MARK CHA0S VS. ANDROID #18Mark rolls out of the ring, still unconcious while 18 and Man start staring eachother down. Hurricane looks back and forth between the two before he shrugs and then begins climbing the steel structure.
Jonathan Steele: Hurricane is already going for it!
Jimmy Justice: What an idiot.
Mr Man and 18 begin exchanging rights as Hurricane continues to climb. He reaches a certain point, before he leaps down and lands on both 18 and Man with a cross body!
Jonathan Steele: He just wanted to fly!
Jimmy Justice: He's still an idiot, shoulda went for the gold while them two was fighting eachother.
Jonathan Steele: You're so biased against The Hurricane.
Jimmy Justice: And you're so biased for him, what's your point?
Hurricane gets up and smiles before he begins climbing again. This time 18 begins climbing the opposite side. Mr Man begins climbing another side as well. Mark even begins climbing the last side.
Jimmy Justice: This oughtta be good.
Jonathan Steele: No kidding.
18 and Hurricane reach the top first as they charge at eachother and begin exchanging rights. Soon Man and Mark make it and they begin exchanging shots as well. Hurricane suddenly grabs 18's throat and launches her off with a Hurri-Chokeslam sending Eighteen crashing to the mat!
Jonathan Steele: Hurri-Chokeslam!
Jimmy Justice: Suck his green cock why don't ya?
Hurricane begins his way towards the title and Mr Man sees this. He quickly grabs Mark and launches him off the structre as Mark crashes face first on the ring barrier!
Jimmy Justice: That couldn't of felt good.
Hurricane starts trying to unhook the title but Mr Man quickly gets over to him. Mr Man shoves Hurricane off, but he grabs onto the cord holding the title. Hurricane dangles in the air holding onto the cord. As Hurricane tries to pull himself into a better position to unhook the title, Mr Man dives off the structure. On the way down Mr Man grabs Hurricane and delievers a modified Sunset Flip, causing Hurricane to let go as they both crash down to the mat.
Jonathan Steele: Did you see that?
Jimmy Justice: Pretty good.
They all lay there for a moment catching their breath. Actually it's Mark who tries to get up first, but Ben cracks him with a chair, and the ref never sees it, not that it would matter. Ben drops the chair and walks back around proud of himself. Meanwhile in the ring 18 begins climbing back up the structure. As she nears the top, Mr Man begins climbing another side. 18 Gets up top and goes for the title, but she can only get a hand on it when Mr Man gets to her. The two exchange shots back and forth until 18 kicks him in the gut and plants a Double Arm DDT. Mr Man rolls over and flops to the mat.
Jonathan Steele: Ouch..
Jimmy Justice: She's got this Steele, I'm telling you.
18 goes back to trying to get the title before Hurricane is now up there. 18 fights him off then suddenly gives him a tornado ddt by jumping from one beam to another. Like Mr Man, Hurricane turns over and flops down to the mat.
Jonathan Steele: Eighteen is laying waste to everyone.
Jimmy Justice: Like I said, she's got this.
18 once again goes for the title. She seems close to unhooking it, when suddenly she's shoved off, by Mark!
Jonathan Steele: Where did he come from?
Jimmy Justice: Last I knew he was blasted by Ben, no matter how dirty and gay that sounded.
Mark tries to unhook the title, but messes with it forever. He gets all the time in the world but doesn't seem to be getting it, suddenly he's shoved off by both Hurricane and Man as he crashes ontop of 18!
Jimmy Justice: Thanks for trying Mark.
Mr Man and Hurricane exhcange shots, but Hurricane suddenly ducks and then sends Mr Man off onto the mat. Hurricane is all alone as he starts messing with the title, and after so long...unhooks it!
Jimmy Justice: NO!!
Jonathan Steele: Hurricane's got it! All he's gotta do now is jump down and have both feet hit the mat while the title is in his hand. Then he'll be a two time X-Division Champion!
Hurricane smiles to the fans as he raises up the title. He then drops down holding onto the steel, before he lets go to crash to the mat, but instead, he's caught by Eighteen and Man!
Jonathan Steele: They caught him!
Jimmy Justice: It's not over yet?
Jonathan Steele: Not until his feet touch, title in hand.
Jimmy Justice: Keep his feet from touching!
Hurricane's feet are so close, but so far as they lift him up. As they keep a hold of him with one hand each, they each try to reach up for the title with their other hand, Hurricane keeps it out of their reach though. Hurricane knows he's gonna get it taken from him so he looks up and throws the title as hard as he can, he lands right in the center on top of the X. Mr Man and Eighteen quickly give him a double back body drop sending him to the floor before they quickly run up opposite sides of the structure.
Jonathan Steele: The race is on.
Jimmy Justice: This is where it's at Steele.
18 and Man reach the center at the same time, so rather then either reaching for the title they begin exchanging shots as Mr Man back's the fight up on 18's side. Meanwhile Mark Cha0s sneaks up another side. He looks over at the fight and smiles as he tries to slowly sneak his way over to the title.
Jimmy Justice: Mark's gonna sneak in and steal it!
Jonathan Steele: Not so fast Jimmy!
Just when Mark is about to grab it, he's suddenly grabbed from behind and nailed with The Eye of the Hurricane! As Mark flops back down to the mat, 18 nails Mr Man with the Down in Flames. 18 doesn't shove Mr Man off as she see's Hurricane by the title, she quickly runs over and grabs him as the two of them now start fighting.
Jonathan Steele: This match is really heating up Jimmy.
Jimmy Justice: It's so close to being over, or is it, I can't tell!
18 and Hurricane continue fighting until suddenly 18 grabs Hurricane by the throat...and gives him a Hurri-Chokeslam?!?! None the less Hurricane goes crashing down to the mat as 18 smirks and picks up the title.
Jimmy Justice: I told you Steele!
18 drops off the structure, but stays in mid air, with her feet only a few feet from the mat. She looks up, Mr Man has his legs wrapped on the structre as he's got a death grip on the other end of the title!
Jonathan Steele: A Tug a war for the championship!
Jimmy Justice: Come on Eighteen, don't let your bitch out do you!
The two do play tug-a-war trying to get the other to let go. Finally Eighteen releases one of her hands, while still having a grip with the other. With her free hand she sparks up a flame and shoots it up at Mr Man. Mr Man quickly dodges as it explodes off the steel and sends a burst back down at Eighteen, making her let go and crash to the mat.
Jonathan Steele: Well that backfired..
Jimmy Justice: NO..
Mr Man stands up smiling as he looks at his title before locking it around his waist.
Jimmy Justice: NO!
Mr Man jumps off and nails Eighteen with The Future Splash!
Jimmy Justice: NOOOOOOO!
Mr Man rolls off, with his feet touching the mat, cuing the bell to ring. Winner at 16:35: MR. MAN Judges: 2 Out of 4
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Here is your winner...and STILL the EWE X-DIVISION CHAMPION...MR MAN!!
"Flashing Lights" hits again as Mr Man stands up and removes the title to raise it up to the cheering crowd.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] What a match! Mr Man is still the Champ!
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Don't remind me of Travesty Steele..
Ben joins Man in celebration as the two head up the ramp.
In a dark corner of the United Center, we come across a mysterious character, with a feminine voice.
[-???-] We live our lives as we wish, without any consequences.
We cannot make out who she is, as there is no lighting to illuminate the person's identity.
[-???-] And when trouble arrives, we do not seek comfort to those in need.
The mystery woman chuckles, the camera can't make out much, but it does spot a bottle of gin near the location of the woman.
[-???-] We just choose to forget, and we drown our sorrows away.
The woman draws closer to the bottle as if she were tempted to drink it.
[-???-] My sorrows cannot be drowned away.
In a sudden twist, she throws the bottle towards the direction of the camera.
[-???-] I can never forgive those who turned their back on me.
The bottle smashes on the floor, as the stench of alcohol surrounds the floor.
[-???-] Remembrance.
Her voice shifts into a very monotonous drown.
[-???-] Something which I can never forget.
She spoke with such solemn in her tone.
[-???-] For once I'm done, I will never be forgotten.
The camera man marvelled, but the woman beat him to the punch asking the question herself.
[-???-] Who Am I?
She responded with numbers.
[-???-] 25.06.11.
What was the significance of that date?
[-???-] That's the day you will find the answer.
A sarchastic laugh was heard.
[-???-] But for now, you can simply refer to me as Lady Lilac
The woman then steps forward from the darkness.
[-LADY LILAC-] For what you see, is never as it seems.
She is covered from head to toe like a ninja, or a nun, with her face completely covered. The only thing we can see of her is a veil which reveals her water blue eyes, and a hint of caucasian skin.
[-LADY LILAC-] For I am nothing like any diva you've ever seen before.
The woman then winked with her left eye.
[-LADY LILAC-] And I never will be.
She then walked off, leaving everybody mystified over her identity.
To Be Continued
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Subject: Re: [#66] EWE AfterMath: May 29th, 2011 Sun May 07, 2023 3:05 pm
Date: May 29th, 2011
Venue: United Center - Chicago, Illinois
Theme Song: "City" by Hollywood Undead
RP Count: 55
Recovery Status: Original Results
PART THREE
As the camera's return to ringside Jennifer sparks is waiting by.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The following contest is a Last Man Standing Match! In this match their is no pinfalls, no submissions, no countouts and no disqualifications. The only way to win is the keep your opponent down for a count of 10.
"Goin Down" by Three Days Grace cues over the PA system getting a roar of boos from the crowd as Johnny and Drama split the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] First, competing in his final match as an active member of the EWE Roster...accompanied by his wife Drama, from Kansas City, Missouri, weighing in at 232 pounds...he is one half of the EWE Tag Team Champions...The Extreme One...JOHNNY CHAOS!!
The crowd continues to boos as Johnny and Drama continue down the ramp, not even caring.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] What the fuck is wrong with these people?
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] You're surprised people are booing Johnny?
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] YES!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] But they always boo him.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Jennifer just said it, it's his final match, why won't these jealous idiots show some damn respect?!
Steele just shakes his head while Johnny rolls into the ring. He gives a smug look to the fans before raising up the Tag Team Title.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Wait, what's gonna happen to his half of the Tag Team Titles?
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] That's a very good question, Jimmy.
Johnny hands the title over to drama as he awaits his opponent. His theme dies down and there's a few moments of silence, barring the fans anyway. Suddenly "Your Disease" by Saliva hits and the crowd blows up into cheers. An explosion of pyro lights up the stage right as the beat kicks in, then LAW emurges through the curtains, getting even more cheers.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] His opponent...from Detroit Michigan weighing in at 235 pounds...he is an EWE Hall of Famer....LAW!!
LAW continues down the ramp as the crowd continues to cheer. LAW slides into the ring and smiles as he stares at Johnny. The ref looks at the two of them then calls for the bell.
LAST MAN STANDING JOHNNY CHAOS VS. LAWAs the bell rings Johnny and LAW begin to circle before locking up. The match starts off slow but it quickly picks up as LAW levels Johnny with a hard clothesline. As Johnny climbs back to his feet LAW quickly hits him with another hard clothesline. LAW grabs Johnny and nails a quick snap supplex.
Jonathan Steele: Looks like LAW still has it.
Jimmy Justice: Still early yet Steele.
Jonathan Steele: That may be, but he's still got it for he's already taking control.
LAW picks Johnny up and whips him into the ropes, only for Johnny to return with a thez press.
Jimmy Justice: You jinx him.
Johnny hits several hard rights before standing up and telling his wife to give him a chair. Drama ablidges sliding the Chair into the ring. Johnny walks over to grab it, but instead he's grabbed from behind by his hair as LAW sends him into the corner.
Jimmy Justice: Hey, just cause he doesn't have hair, that means he's not allowed to do that.
Jonathan Steele: Says who?
Jimmy Justice: It's common sense Steele, it's that same rule that chicks can't kick guys in the nuts.
LAW lifts Johnny up and delievers a quick superplex as the two crash down onto the mat. LAW grabs Johnny and quickly locks in a Dragon Lock. Johnny screams and fights, while the ref just stands back shruging his shoulders.
Jimmy Justice: What is the idiot doing? There is no submissions in Last Man Standing.
Jonathan Steele: No, but he can wear Johnny out, be easier to keep him down.
Johnny fights but LAW keeps it locked. Soon Johnny begins to fade away. LAW smiles and lets go as he stands up. He awaits the ref to start counting, but he only gets to two before Johnny hits LAW with a low blow.
Jonathan Steele: What the..
Jimmy Justice: Haha! It was a trick, he wasn't really out, fuckin briliant!
Johnny gets up and quickly plants LAW with a evenflow DDT. Johnny walks over and grabs the chair while the ref counts LAW to 3. As LAW gets up Johnny quickly cracks him right between the eyes. Johnny drops the chair as the ref begins counting again.
Jimmy Justice: This one may be over Steele.
[1] Johnny rolls out of the ring. [2] Johnny digs under the ring. [3] Johnny pulls a table out from under the ring causing the crowd to cheer. [4] Johnny slides the table into the ring. [5] Johnny pulls a Ladder out from under the ring, getting more cheers. [6] Johnny pulls a Lead Pipe out from under the ring. [7] LAW stumbles up to his feet, getting cheers from the crowd.
Jonathan Steele: He's up!
Jimmy Justice: Damnit, almost.
Johnny slides into the ring and charges at LAW with the lead pipe. LAW quickly hits a spinebuster as the crowd cheers. LAW picks the Lead Pipe up and stalks Johnny. Drama tries to warn her husband as he gets up, but it's to no avail as LAW cracks him right on the forehead. Johnny flops to the mat face first as the crowd cheers.
Jimmy Justice: Crap..
[1] LAW drops the pipe and smiles at Drama. [2] LAW leans in the corner and rejuvenates himself. [3]....[4]....[5] LAW continues to relax. [6]...[7] Johnny finally staggers up as LAW charges at him with a clothesline.
Jimmy Justice: Thank god, The Extreme One ain't done yet.
LAW sends Johnny into the ropes and goes for another spinebuster, but instead Johnny nails him with a SPEAR! The crowd boos as Johnny gets up with a smirk.
Jimmy Justice: That's what I'm talking about!
Jonathan Steele: LAW might be in trouble now.
The ref begins to count again. [1] Johnny taunts the booing fans. [2] Johnny continues to taunt them with a smirk on his face. [3] Johnny then walks over to the table. [4] Johnny picks the table up and sets it up, now the crowd cheers. [5] Johnny turns back to look at LAW. [6] LAW pulls himself up, as the crowd cheers. Johnny gets frustrated and quickly grabs LAW pulling his feet out from under him he locks in The Chaos Effect!
Jimmy Justice: He's so smart, taking his legs out so he'll stay down.
Jonathan Steele: Just earlier you said it was stupid to do submissions.
Jimmy Justice: I never said such a thing.
LAW fights to get free as Johnny keeps the hold locked. Johnny finally lets go, when it seems LAW is knocked out. Johnny stands back with a smile as the ref begins counting again. [1]...[2]...[3]...[4]...[5] LAW gets back up and the crowd cheers again.
Jonathan Steele: He just won't stay down. You gotta admire that.
Jimmy Justice: I ain't admiring shit, he's a moron.
Johnny starts scraping with LAW as they exchange rights. LAW finally blocks one then suddenly nails The NightStick, on the chair from earlier!
Jimmy Justice: NO!
Jonathan Steele: This was his moment!
The crowd cheers as the ref begins to count. [1] LAW is down too as he's catching his breath. [2]...[3]...[4] LAW gets up and leans in the corner, still catching his breath. [5]...[6]...[7]...[8] Drama starts to get paniced now, but Johnny starts showing some life. [9] Johnny starts crawling, as the ref is about to say 10, Johnny pulls himself up.
Jimmy Justice: That was way too close.
Jonathan Steele: LAW almost had it there.
Johnny holds himself on the rope, while LAW is still leaning in the other corner. After a few moments of composing theirselves the two walk to the center of the ring and start exchanging shots again. Johnny knees LAW in the gut and whips him onto the table. Johnny hits him several times before rolling out of the ring.
Jonathan Steele: What is he planning?
Jimmy Justice: Knowing him, something nuts. Gotta go out with a bang Steele.
Jimmy is right for a change as Johnny begins setting up the very tall ladder, which gets the crowd to cheer actually. Johnny gets about half way up the ladder before LAW rolls off the table. Drama is there though as she smacks him with the chair, knocking him right back onto the table.
Jonathan Steele: She can't get involved!
Jimmy Justice: There's no DQ, so why not?
Jonathan Steele: Because it's not fair!
Jimmy Justice: Cry to your mom about it, not me.
Drama holds LAW on the table as Johnny reaches the top of the Ladder. Johnny smirks as the crowd is actually going nuts right now, despite his status with the fans, they know what he's about to do, and are all for it. Johnny leaps off and Drama lets go to move out of the way just in time as Johnny nails LAW with an EXTREME SPLASH from the TALL ladder out of the ring, crashing through the table in the ring!
Jonathan Steele: OH MY GOD!
Jimmy Justice: HOLY SHIT!
The crowd follows Jimmy's lead as the crowd stirs up a "Holy Shit Chant!" the ref begins to count. [1] Both men lay motionless as the crowd continues to chant. [2] The chant continues. [3] The chant dies down but the crowd stays wild. [4]Both men still lay motionless. [5] The crowd still goes wild as both men still ain't even moving. [6] Drama starts to look worried as Johnny seems to of taken himself out too. [7] Drama's had enough as she slides back into the ring. [8] Drama helps Johnny to his feet, which the crowd boos that. [9] Drama props Johnny in the corner as LAW still lays dead. [10!] Winner at 12:26: JOHNNNY CHAOS Judges: 2 Out of 2
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The winner of this match...JOHNNY CHAOS!!
"Goin Down" by Three Days Grace hits over the PA system again as Drama raises Johnny's hand, who's still exhausted.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] That was a great match, but I can't believe that ending..
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] I know, The Extreme Splash from the super tall Ladder out of the ring, through the table inside the ring, that was insane. Only Johnny Chaos could do a finale like that Steele..
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] I was referring to Drama helping Johnny up..
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] It's his wife.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] *sighs* nevermind Jimmy.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Well with that, Johnny finishes the tour completely undefeated..
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Not COMPLETELY, he drew to Eighteen.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] He drew, he didn't lose, thus he is undefeated. Not only that, but how bout this for a final match...his 100th EWE Victory, the 3rd man to do that.
Drama helps Johnny up the ramp as he's now found his smile despite being very tired. He smiles at the fans on his way up the ramp. The cameras go to the street area where Mickie James is seen with hers bags and the X-Core Championship belt. Whistling a taxi, it pulls up to her. As she opens the door, suddenly Brooke McGuire comes from behind and rolls up Mickie James for the one...two...three! Becoming the new X-Core Champion, Brooke jumps into the taxi and shuts the door.
[-BROOKE MCGUIRE-] "Take me to the airport, now!"
The taxi speeds off as Mickie James gets up and runs after it before stopping, out of breath. The X-Core chase was now over.
The camera is now shown in the ring where we see Jennifer Sparks standing with a microphone in hand.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is an "I Quit" match for the EWE Undisputed Championship!"
DEREK DANIELS: IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!
As soon as Jennifer Sparks was done, we heard "Champion" by Grinspoon playing over the p/a system. From the back, out would come "Dynamic" Derek Daniels to huge heat from the Chicago audience.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "Here we go Jimmy, it is now time for our main event!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "And here comes the man who is the epitome of the main event, Derek Daniels!"
Derek Daniels got into the ring and then went into his corner, waiting for his opponent. That's when "New York, New York" by B.o.B. and Alicia Keys replaces Derek's song.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "And here he comes, Jimmy, the youngest Undisputed Champion in sports entertainment history: Abdul Q!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "That may be true, but tonight this sham of a title reign ends, and Abdul will tell the world that he quits!"
As the Undisputed Champion got into the ring and did his poses, both champion and challenger sat in their corners as Jennifer Sparks and the referee got in between.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Introducing first, the challenger, from Reno, Nevada, weighing in at 255 lbs., "DYNAMIC" DEREK DAAAAAAANIELS!"
As Derek Daniels put his hands up, the entire EWE Nation went into some huge boos. Obviously Derek Daniels wanted this because the more they booed, the more he smirked.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "And his opponent, from Hell's Kitchen, New York, weighing 250 lbs., he is the current EWE Undisputed Champion... ABDUL QQQQQ!"
The reaction for the champion was more or less positive, as he raised up his championship and looked at the fans as they gave their approval. Giving his belt to the referee and it gets raised high, the bell rings.
EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIPI QUIT MATCH ABDUL Q(c) VS. DEREK DANIELSThe match starts, and both champion and challenger circle each other. Rather than using hardcore type moves, the two men start off with a relatively simply collar and elbow tie-up. With the "Dynamic One" having the slight size and weight advantage, he would take control with a simple side headlock followed by a take down.
Jimmy Justice: "There you go Derek! I bet you he's going to make Abdul tap in the opening moments of this match."
Jonathan Steele: "I highly doubt that, Jimmy. Abdul Q isn't going to tap out just like that. I don't even think it's possible for him to say I Quit."
Jimmy Justice: "He will."
Suddenly, Abdul Q countered the headlock by using his legs to lock Derek's own head! With the headlock being let go, both men stand and have a face off. After the feeling out process ends, suddenly Derek Daniels knocks Abdul Q down with a beautiful right hand to the forehead.
Jonathan Steele: "A huge right hand by Derek Daniels there!"
With Abdul Q on the ground, Derek Daniels began to take control by stomping away at him, using the ropes for leverage as he pounds away on him. Finally with the assault almost ending, Derek Daniels uses both hands on the top rope and steps on Abdul's face! Calling the referee over, he asks if Abdul quits.
Abdul Q: "NO!"
Derek Daniels looked pissed, but he was expecting it. Getting off of Abdul Q, he grabbed the man by the tights and threw him over the top rope. Going to the apron, Derek Daniels waits for Abdul to get up, and when he does, he went for a flying axe handle! However, at the last second Abdul shifts his position and sends a fist right to the gut of Derek Daniels!
Jonathan Steele: "Now Abdul is in control here."
Jimmy Justice: "Come on Derek, show this kid who his daddy is!"
With Derek Daniels distracted holding his mid-section, Abdul was able to grab the "Dynamic One" by the arm and irish whipped him directly into the steel steps! Seeing Derek Daniels a bit dazed, Abdul ran at the man with the Hell's Traffic kick, knocking the challenger to the floor!
Jonathan Steele: "The aggressive side of Abdul Q is showing here for sure!"
Jimmy Justice: "Yeah, I'm getting worried for Derek's chances now!"
Abdul Q had now reached under the ring apron and pulled out a kitchen sink, throwing it into the ring. Then, as he went to pick Derek Daniels up, he was grabbed by his tights and sent face first, directly into the steel steps! With Abdul Q now down, Derek was able to take a breather.
Jimmy Justice: "Atta boy Derek, I knew you had it in you! Take this idiot down!"
Jonathan Steele: "What a compromising position for the current Undisputed Champion."
Now Derek had recovered enough that he was able to go for padded mats on the outside of the ring. Grabbing the ends of one, he pulled them back, revealing the concrete underneath. Seeing Abdul Q getting up, Derek Daniels then lifted the man into the air by the sides, and instead of dropping Abdul, he asked the referee to come and ask the question.
Abdul Q: "NO! NO! NO!"
Satisfied with that answer, Derek Daniels simply dropped Abdul Q right on the concrete, back first! With Abdul arching his back in pain, Derek Daniels got up and looked at the carnage he had caused. Going under the ring, DDD would pull a chair from under the ring and stalked Abdul.
Jonathan Steele: "Derek Daniels sure has some bad intentions here."
Jimmy Justice: "It's what Abdul deserves! He's not worthy to be champion."
As Abdul was hobbling up, Derek Daniels simply sent the chair right into the back of Abdul Q! With Abdul falling onto his knees, the referee went and asked him the question once again!
Abdul Q: "...NO!"
With that answer, Daniels sent the chair into Abdul Q's back again! Throwing the chair down, Derek Daniels went to lift Abdul back up, and placing his head between his legs, he was looking for obviously a piledriver on the concrete. However, before that could happen, Abdul Q simply countered with a back body drop, causing Derek Daniels to land on the concrete himself!
Jonathan Steele: "And finally, Abdul is taking control!"
Jimmy Justice: "Damnit Derek! Don't screw this up!"
A seething Abdul, who was running on adrenaline now, grabbed the steel chair that Derek Daniels had before, and as Derek got to his feet, the champion smashed the steel chair across the challenger's head! Now, it was time for the referee to ask Derek Daniels that embarrassing question.
Derek Daniels: "NO... I don't!"
Abdul Q now picked Derek Daniels up and threw him in the ring. Following the man, he grabbed the kitchen sink from before and would smash it into the forehead of Derek Daniels! Seeing the man down, Abdul Q then went for the worm! Dropping the hand chop on Derek Daniel's chest, he started stalking the man.
Jimmy Justice: "Oh no Derek! Come on man, get up!"
Jonathan Steele: "I think we all know what Abdul is going for."
The drowsy and groggy Derek was now getting up, and Abdul Q then lifted him onto his shoulders in the Bedtime position! However, instead of dropping DDD on his knee, the champion called for the referee to ask the question.
Derek Daniels: "Oh God! NOOO!"
Hearing that answer, Abdul Q had a little smirk on his face and dropped Derek Daniels with the Bedtime! Hearing the EWE Nation cheer he looked down at Derek Daniels and signaled for something else!
Jonathan Steele: "I think Derek Daniels needs some faith right now!"
Jimmy Justice: "What!? NO! Come on Derek, don't fall for this!"
As Derek Daniels was stirring just a little bit, the current champion would grab him by the arm and take him down with Blind Faith! As Abdul Q had the submission move locked on, "Dynamic" Derek Daniels was screaming and shouting in pain, as the referee went to ask Derek Daniels if he quit.
Derek Daniels: "AGH! OH GOD! I QUI---"
But before Derek Daniels could finish sentence, Abdul Q let goof Blind Faith, because he had just gotten smashed in the back with a steel chair but by who?
Jonathan Steele: "What the hell is Jack Michaels doing out here!?"
Jimmy Justice: "He's protecting his student and protecting the Undisputed Championship!"
Abdul Q had shrugged off the chair shot, and still high on adrenaline he stared at Jack Michaels bug-eyed. Grabbing the man ready to strike, White Tiger came from behind with a forearm to the back of the head.
Jonathan Steele: "What's White Tiger doing here!?"
Jimmy Justice: "High Society, baby!"
As Jack Michaels and White Tiger were stomping away at Abdul Q, the cameras go backstage where Abdul Q's stable mates Christy Chaos and Mr. Man were shown on the ground, knocked out, with Android #18 standing over them.
Jonathan Steele: "Bed ‘N Breakfast are down backstage! What is Abdul going to do!?"
Jimmy Justice: "He should just quit."
Derek Daniels had now recovered enough, as he looked at both Jack Michaels and White Tiger, both men lifting up the champion. DDD then lifted Abdul Q on his shoulder and had him in a belly to belly position, signaling for the Dynamic Driver. That's when the referee asked that question.
Abdul Q: "...no."
Hearing the meekly sounding Abdul Q, Derek Daniels then spun around and dropped him with the Dynamic Driver! Looking down at the beaten and battered Abdul Q, the trio of High Society lifted Abdul Q up and tied him up in the ropes.
Jonathan Steele: "What are they going to do now!?"
Jimmy Justice: "He should just quit and give up."
Jonathan Steele: "Abdul won't do that. You know he won't!"
With Abdul Q tied up in the ropes, Jack Michaels had reached into his o]pocket and pulled out... a screwdriver? Giving it to Derek Daniels, he smirked, taking the screwdriver he slapped Abdul in the face with it. Stealing the microphone from the referee, he eyed up Abdul.
Derek Daniels: "You either quit, or I will destroy your movie star good looks!"
Abdul Q: "..."
Derek Daniels: "QUIT!"
Abdul Q: "your mother's a whore."
After saying that, the weak and battered Abdul simply spit in Derek Daniels' face. Wiping the spit off, Derek Daniels went bug eyed and smashed the microphone in the champions face!
Derek Daniels: "You asked for this!"
Derek then gripped the screwdriver and started digging it into the movie star good looks of Abdul Q! As the sharp end of the screwdriver went into Abdul's face, Abdul was screaming in pain. The entire scene was very graphic. After digging in for 5 seconds, Derek put the microphone to Abdul's face, who seemed to be unconscious now.
Derek Daniels: "Do you quit!?"
Abdul Q: "..."
Derek Daniels: "DO YOU QUIT!?"
Abdul Q: "...I QUIT!"
Derek Daniels heard that and dropped to his knees, happy at the end result of the match. Winner at 23:45: DEREK DANIELS Judges: 3 out of 3
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Here is your winner... and NEEEEEEEEW EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION... "DYNAMIC" DEREK DAAAAAANIELS!"
"Champion" by Grinspoon played as Derek Daniels was handed the Undisputed Championship.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "YES! YES! YES! New Champion! New Champion!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "But he didn't do it fair!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Abdul quit! Of course he did it right!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "Or did he?"
As Jack Michaels and White Tiger were lifting Derek Daniels on their shoulders and he was celebrating with the Undisputed Championship, Dutch Clark was walking out from the entrance, putting a tape recorder in his pocket and tossing a microphone away from him.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "Abdul didn't say it!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "It doesn't matter! The referee made his decision! Derek Daniels wins!"
With Dutch Clark and Android #18 in the ring, all of High Society was celebrating the championship win of Derek Daniels. The new Undisputed Champion was lifting his belt high, as the show was fading off the air.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Undisputed Champion, but at what price? Abdul Q didn't say he quit and High Society is standing tall. We'll find out the consequences soon. Good night every body!"
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