Eli Hogan and Ashan Ali over the P.O.W when Ali pins Obama at 1:08. Chris Jericho defeats all the no-shows in a battle royal at 0:00. Rorschach pins The Undertaker in a tough battle at 11:29.
Divas Championship A: Christy Hemme - 3 B: Lita - 4 C: Jessica "Sunshine" Fugate - 7
DIVA'S #1 CONTENDERSHIP STANDARD MATCH Jessica "Sunshine" Fugate vs. Christy Hemme
The two start off in the ring with Sunshine getting the early advantage. Sunshine climbs to the top rope for the Solar Eclipse but Hemme is back on her feet. Sunshine is watching Lita, not paying attention to the ring. the referee yells at Lita who for some reason has come down the ramp. Before Hemme can respond, Annie jumps in the ring and hits the Stroke of Midnight. She leaves the ring as Lita finally turns and walks away. Jessica hits the Solar Eclipse on Hemme, getting the easy three count.
WINNER at 3:40: JESSICA "SUNSHINE" FUGATE
EWE DIVA'S CHAMPIONSHIP Kelsi Parr(c) Vs. Lita
The match begins with a lock up and Kelsi taking the early advantage. Lita tries to take the advantage, but it seems Kelsi has her number. Finally Lita manages to rake Kelsi’s eyes and toss her shoulder first into the ring post. Lita goes to work on that shoulder. After a few minutes, Kelsi delivers a KSTFO out of no where but her shoulder pain keeps her from pinning right away. When she does, Lita kicks out. Kelsi tries to whip Lita into a corner but Lita counter, slamming Kelsi shoulder first again. Lita tries for several pins after a few moves but Kelsi keeps kicking out. Finally Lita delivers a Twist of Fate. She pins but somehow, Kelsi kicks out.
Lita slams the mat angrily and picks Kelsi up, again hitting a Twist of Fate. She pins again but this time, Kelsi gets her foot up on the rope. The referee sees this and informs Lita who is livid. Lita leaves the ring and grabs a chair. She gets in the ring and goes for Kelsi but the referee stops her. They struggle over the chair as Kelsi gets up. She is clocked with the Divas title held by Mickie James. The fans boo as Mickie leaves the ring and Lita finally releases the chair. She runs over and pins Kelsi quickly as the referee drops and counts the three. The fans boo as Lita holds up the Divas title over Kelsi. They start to attack Kelsi again but the crowd cheers as Amelia and Angela rush the ring. Lita and Mickie bail as they slide in the ring,. Amelia invites them in and Angela checks on Kelsi.
WINNER at 14:05: LITA
Tag Team Championship A: High Society (Dutch & 18) - 6 B: Bed n Breakfast (Abdul Q & Mr. Man) - 7 C: The Fugate Sisters - 1
Tag Team #1 Contendership A: Tondado Tag Elimination - 5 B: Tables Match - 4 C: Ladder Match - 5
EWE TAG #1 CONTENDERSHIP STANDARD TAG MATCH? High Society Vs. The Fugate Sisters
Dutch and 18 seem less-than-thrilled not to be contending for the title and go tough from the early bell. 18 puts on a small clinic with Midnight which ends with a unique spot where she hits a spinning sidewinder suplex after tagging in Dutch who hits a double-kneedrop from the top. Dutch continues the punishment until a missed corner charge slows down the attack. Sunshine gets tagged in and goes on the quick offensive taking Dutch down with a tackle. She attempts to punch him out but Dutch simply overpowers her and tosses her off.
Sunshine continues her attack using speed to try and confuse Dutch but a vicious liver punch and a toss through the ropes stops her momentum. Dutch tags back in 18 who stalks Sunshine to the outside. She begins to batter the younger superstar until Midnight hits a back suplex on her to get her away from her sister. Dutch comes over quickly and hits a HUGE clothesline on Midnight flipping her end over end and seemingly knocking her out. Meanwhile Sunshine rolls 18 back into the ring and makes a cover. We have a kick out.
Sunshine tries to keep 18 and manages to hold her own against the legend. Eventually she reverse irish whips Sunshine into the ropes and Dutch catches her with a knee to the spine. This gets a chorus of boos as Sunshine staggers forward and 18 DDTs her in the middle of the ring. 18 tags in Dutch who goes back to work on Sunshine just wearing her down. Midnight is still out cold on the outside and, after a couple more minutes of punishment, Dutch tags back in 18. 18 scales the ropes and the duo hits just a sick SPIKE PILEDRIVER which literally bounces Sunshine off the mat. An 18 pin and 3 seconds later is all it takes. WINNERS at 10:25: HIGH SOCIETY
EWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Dynamic Legends(c) Vs. Bed n Breakfast
We start off with Mr. Man and White Tiger, and in a freak accident, Mr. Man gets backdropped over the top early and catches his spine on the ring apron. He manages to rolls back into the ring and tag Abdul but he collapses in pain soon after. EMTs take him to the back to get checked out as Abdul is left to fight two-on-one. He and White Tiger put on a clinic as they exchange some beautiful technical wrestling before Abdul catches WT with a dropkick. This knocks him into his corner and DDD gets into the ring.
DDD digs into Abdul with offense but Abdul manages to turn up the heat. He plants the Undisputed champion with a flapjack and then hits a Spinning Neckbreaker that nearly wipes him out completely. DDD manages to tag in WT again and Abdul’s tank begins running a little low as he is fighting essentially alone. WT ends up hitting a Struck Down but shockingly Abdul kicks out. WT’s eyes widen as he tags in Derek who plants Abdul with a Dynamic Drop. Again Abdul kicks out and WT and Derek stare at each other seemingly unsure how to put Abdul away.
Abdul slowly makes a comeback as the DL struggle to keep him down. A botched double team move leads to Abdul catching WT with a dropkick to the back and sending him out of the ring. Derek manages to catch Abdul with a dropkick of his own as WT struggles on the outside. Eventually WT climbs back up to the apron just as Abdul whips Derek into the ropes. Derek catches Tiger hard and staggers back before being being rolled up by Abdul for the pin!
After the match WT and Derek get into a shoving contest as Abdul takes both belts and seeks out his tag partner. WINNERS at 17:29: BED N BREAKFAST
EWE WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP Christy Chaos(c) Vs. Kelsi Parr
Kelsi and Christy circle the ring before locking up. For the first few minutes of the match, they do basic wrestling, sending the advantage back and forth. Finally at about three minutes, Kelsi manages to take full control, surprising Christy. She keeps the advantage until trying for the KSTFO which Christy counters into a DDT. Christy keeps the advantage for a while, trying to put Kelsi away fast. She goes for the Star Struck, but Kelsi moves out of the way. When Christy gets up, Kelsi catches her and delivers a KSTFO. The crowd cheers as Kelsi pins but she only gets the two as she is pulled out of the ring by Lita.
Lita picks her up and quickly hits a Twist of Fate on the floor. The crowd boos as Lita tosses Kelsi back in the ring. The referee calls for the DQ but before he can, Kelsi has gotten back to her feet. She tells the referee she is fine and the referee restarts the match. Christy keeps the advantage on the weakened Kelsi, with Kelsi trying to turn the advantage a few times. Christy shoots for whisper in the wind, but Kelsi moves and she gets the ref instead. Christy shrugs it off before going back to work with Kelsi. Christy knocks Kelsi down and climbs the top rope for the finish, but before she can, she is hit in the back with a steel chair by Candice Michelle.
The referee is still out, thus missed it and Kelsi crawls over.. Right before she goes to pin, she notices Candice with the chair. She is then ambushed by Lita and Mickie. Kelsi fights them off as Christy gets up and helps clean house on them as well. Candice tries again to hit Christy with the chair, but Christy ducks and Kelsi scoops Candice up into a KSTFO!
As Candice rolls out Kelsi turns right into a CHARISMATIC CRUSH! Christy covers just as the ref comes to and scores the three count! WINNER at 14:41: CHRISTY CHAOS
X-Division Championship A: Nick Cha0s - 3 B: Android #18 - 5 Dr. Quackerton Jr. - 6
X-DIVISION #1 CONTENDERSHIP STANDARD MATCH Android #18 Vs. Nick Cha0s
When the match starts, Eighteen goes on the attack, beating Nick senseless over her not being voted in to face Manny. After about two minutes, Nick manages to reverse one of her moves and goes to work on her arm. He spends a few minutes working on her arm, trying to wear her down. Eighteen would get the advantage back a few times but Nick would hit her bad arm and be able to get the advantage back. At the six minute mark, Nick goes for a diving clothesline and gets the referee instead. Eighteen swings at Nick but Nick catches her arm and forces her down into a modified arm bar. Eighteen notices the referee is down and smirks as she lightly taps out.
Nick releases the hold and celebrates, until he realizes the referee is still down. Nick checks on the referee as Eighteen has rolled out of the ring and grabbed a steel chair. She gets in the ring and levels Nick as soon as he turns around. She rolls Nik on his stomach and pounds him with the chair six or seven times before tossing the chair out of the ring. The referee is slowly getting up as Eighteen rolls Nick into the Eighteen Points of Pain. Nick struggles but the pain is too much and he quickly passes out. The referee realizes Eighteen has the hold and checks on Nick. Nick doesn’t respond and the referee calls for the bell. Eighteen refuses to let go, tightening the hold worse. Right before the referee counts to five, she releases the hold. She cuts her throat and says something about duck hunting before leaving the ring and heading for the back. WINNER at 22:45: ANDROID #18
EWE X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Mr Man(c) Vs. Dr. Quackerton Jr.
Unfortunately for Mr. Man he is still severely hurt from the backdrop in the tag match and is unable to get off the stretcher in time to make it to the ring. The referee, by default, is forced to award the match to the stuffed duck. The crowd goes crazy as the Jobber Squad, White Knight and a bunch of rail jumping fans hit the ring and celebrate the first inanimate object champion in EWE history. WINNER at 0:00: DR. QUACKERTON JR.
Undisputed Championship A: Dean Winchester - 3 B: Mr. Man - 5 C: White Tiger - 6
EWE UNDISPUTED #1 CONTENDERSHIP Dean Winchester Vs. Mr. Man
Dean has been missing in action and Manny screams frantically to get out to the ring as he already has lost one match. Abdul shows up and begins to push the stretcher towards the ring just as the referee is going for the bell. Although temporarily crippled, Abdul rolls Manny under the bottom rope just as the ref sounds the bell. WINNER at 0:00: MR. MAN
International Championship A: Dorian Xero - 4 B: The Hurricane - 2 C: Dutch Clark - 8
INTERNATIONAL #1 CONTENDERSHIP STANDARD MATCH Dorian Xero Vs. The Hurricane
Hurricane is still obviously feeling the effects of being sick and misses a dive from the top early. Dorian is quick to roll him up and get the pin. WINNER at 1:34: DORIAN XERO
EWE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Christy Chaos(c) Vs. Dutch Clark
Jennifer Sparks: It's now time for the International Championship! The person you voted in to face Christy Chaos for the title was...
(Up on the titan tron the screen until it lands on Dutch Clark. The crowd is surprisingly poppy for the choice.)
Jonathan Steele: Oh wow... I don't know about you Jimmy but after the interviews I conducted with Dutch Clark this is a match I am actually looking forward to.
Jimmy Justice: Yeah he's got a chance to grand slam but with that bitch Christy leaving him this may be grotesquely unfair to him.
Jonathan Steele: She's not a bitch. She just chose her career over her love life.
Jimmy Justice: Oh my bad. She's a HEARTLESS bitch.
Jonathan Steele: Sigh...
("Modern Day Cowboy" begins to blare over the loudspeaker as the crowd begins to respond with a mixture of cheers and boos... Mostly boos.)
Jennifer Sparks: Gaining 55% of the popular vote and hailing from Laughlin, Nevada... He is the former Undisputed champion of the world and a member of High Society... Ladies and gentlemen... "The Irish Fury" Dutch Clark!!!!!
(Dutch emerges from the back looking awfully stone-faced. He looks around at the crowd and shakes his head before making his way to the ring. We notice in his right hand he still carries the Christy Chaos Snowglobe.)
Jonathan Steele: Obviously mixed emotions going through Dutch right now. And is that the snowglobe?
Jimmy Justice: Yeah... Poor guy. Christy should be shot.
(Dutch hits the ring and just looks up the ramp.)
Jennifer Sparks: And now being accompanied to the ring by Abdul Q...
(Dutch's eyes widen as Abdul's New York, New York theme starts to play.)
Jennifer Sparks: She represents Bed and Breakfast as is the current EWE International champion... Ladies and gentlemen Christy Chaos!!!!!
(Christy emerges from the back with a big smile on her face as Abdul has his arm wrapped around her. The two strut to the ring as Dutch just looks heartbroken.)
Jimmy Justice: Oh come on. The guy cheated his way to the tag titles and now he has to rub Dutch's face into him taking his girl???
Jonathan Steele: Well I think he is just showing support for his teammate.
Jimmy Justice: You're an idiot.
(The duo get to the ringside area and Christy hands the belt off before hopping into the ring. Abdul follows her up on the apron as Dutch walks over to Christy. He hands her the snowglobe tentatively and Christy looks at it before laughing. Dutch's face drops as she shows it to Abdul who laughs too.)
Jimmy Justice: This is just brutal.
(Christy walks over to Abdul as gives him a hug before whispering something in his ear. Abdul's eyes widen as he closes his eyes and puckers his lips for a kiss.)
Jimmy Justice: This is sick!
Jonathan Steele: Wait a sec... Why is Dutch smiling?
(As Abdul has his eyes closed Dutch slowly comes up behind Christy and kisses her on the neck. She turns around, nods, and SMASHES the snowglobe right into Abdul's face!)
Jonathan Steele: Abdul has been busted wide open with that glass! What is Christy doing???
(Christy and Dutch laugh at the fallen Abdul who has fallen from the apron and is rolling on the ground holding his face. She calls for a microphone as the crowd stands in hushed silence.)
Christy Chaos: I was engaged to Dutch and you still tried to use me as your leverage Abdul??? You are a sick child and that should show you what you get for dropping my banners!
Jonathan Steele: Her banners?
Jimmy Justice: Don't ask.
Christy Chaos: I said that I couldn't be engaged to the enemy and so I am breaking it off... With BNB!
(Christy whips off her t-shirt exposing a very sexy High Society low-cut top which gets boos and whistles from the crowd. She turns back to Dutch.)
Christy Chaos: I'm sorry Dutch so let me give you a little gift for putting up with me. Ring the damn bell.
(Dutch smiles again and grabs Christy giving her a big french kiss in the middle of the ring and laying her on her back. They keep kissing as Dutch is on top and the ref is forced to make the three count!)
WINNER at 0:07: DUTCH CLARK
Jimmy Justice: NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION! NEW GRAND SLAM WINNER!!!
(The crowd boos like crazy at this screwjob as Dutch is handed the belt. EMTs rush to ringside and help escort out Abdul as Dutch and Christy relish in the ring. Trash is literally being rained in the ring as Dutch puts the belt around his waist and begins to carry his fiance to the back.)
Jonathan Steele: This... Kiss of doom is a dark day for EWE.
Jimmy Justice: Hey give Dutch his credit where credit is due. He is the fastest grand slammer in EWE HISTORY!
Jonathan Steele: Yeah... Congrats on screwing the fans Dutch and congrats on screwing EWE.
EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP "Dynamic" Derek Daniels(c) Vs. White Tiger
The bell rings and Derek and WT shake hands. they lock up and Derek pushes WT into a corner, giving him a clean break. they lock up again and this time WT, pushes Derek back to the corner, giving him a clean break. They lock up again and give a fair and square back and forth. Finally Derek gets the advantage with clotheslines. as he tries to lift WT up, WT low blows him. The referee asks what happens and WT shrugs. WT lifts Derek up and this time Derek low blows WT. Both men are down now, trying to ctach their breath. both get to their feet at eight and get nose to nose, arguing with each other. WT answers this with a hard slap. Derek returns the slap. WT throws a punch to be answered by Derek's punch. Now the two go to blows.
Derek takes the early advantage, tossing WT all over the ring. When Derek puts WT on the top rope, WT counters with a hard headbutt. this staggers Derek back so WT can hit a Struck Down. He only gets a two but immediatly goes to work on Derek's back. After a few minutes, Derek hits his Dynamic Driver out of no where but can only get the two. He curses and goes back to beating down WT. Suddenly Derek rolls WT into the Tiger Snare. WT sturggles and finally makes it to the rope. Derek hangs on as long as he can before releasing the hold. He tries to pin but WT again kicks out. WT thumbs Derek in the eye as he goes to try and lift WT up. WT retakes the advantage, again working on the lower back, getting a few pinfalls.
WT tries for the Snare but Derek leaves the ring. WT answers this by springing over the rope and landing on Derek. the two fight back and forth on the floor, breaking the refs counts at eight. They finally make it back into the ring where WT keeps the advantage. WT dazes Derek and climbs to the top rope. He jumps off but Derek hits a super kick, knocking WT out of mid air. WT gets up slowly and Derek hits a Dynamic Driver, getting the three.
The crowd boos as Derek is handed his title. WT is up, whipping Derek around to face him. After another stare down, they shake hands and hug. WT holds up Derek's hands and helps him celebrate as the rest of high Society comes down to congratulate Derek on a successful defense as the show comes to a close. WINNER at 25:58: DEREK DANIELS
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