DUSTIN M INT Title, Quarter Finals 1, Semi Finals 1
MIKE XD Championship
A cool video package begins the broadcast highlighting the various matches from prior King of Xtreme events. We see shots of Sean Lewis, Alex Stone, Triple H and Dutch Clark all making their way through the matches and holding up the King of Xtreme crown. This slowly goes to the logo for King of Xtreme which eventually fades. We are greeted to fifty-thousand screaming fans as we go LIVE. We pan through the various signs and people in the arena before landing on the announce team at ringside.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Hello EWE fans, I'm Jonathan Steele and welcome to KING OF XTREME! Along side me as always is Jimmy Justice and tonight we have one heck of a show for you! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " For once in your life I agree with you as not only is every major title on the line but we will crown the first ever KING OF KINGS champion! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Indeed we will as well as a new X-Division number one contender and of course the 2011 King of Xtreme. Any predictions? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Tough to say but if I was a betting man, which I am, I would load up that a member of High Society walks away with it. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Really went out on a limb there didn't you Jimmy?
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Shut up Steele.
The lights in the arena dim as Jennifer Sparks makes her way to the ring.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Our opening bout is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! "
The crowd pops as "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge hits the loudspeaker.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Introducing first the challenger. Hailing from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, he weighs in at 210 lbs. He is a member of Bed N' Breakfast and the self-proclaimed "Divine One..." Ladies and gentlemen DORIAN XERO!!! "
The crowd pops louder as we look to the entrance ramp and... Nothing.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Where is he Steele? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " I don't know. Wait... I'm getting word from the back that Xero has apparently gone missing from the locker room area. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Figures. He probably got scared and ran away. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Doubtful. "
Back in the ring an EWE official whispers something to Jennifer who shrugs and continues on her announcement.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " And his opponent... "
"Modern Day Cowboy" hits the loudspeaker as a mixture of loud boos and few cheers begins.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Hailing from Laughlin, Nevada... He weighs in at 245 lbs and is the current EWE International champion. Representing High Society, ladies and gentlemen, "THE IRISH FURY" DUTCH CLARK!!! "
Dutch bursts through the curtain with his hands in the air and a cocky smile on his face. The crowd continues to boo as he polishes a spot on the front of the title on his waist and he continues to make his way to the ring.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Not an overly positive reaction from the English crowd. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " What does Dutch care? He is in the first of a potential six matches here tonight. He knows he needs to stay focused and not listen to these humanoids. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Thank you Bobby. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " What? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Never mind. "
Dutch hits the ring and looks around confused as Dorian is still nowhere to be found. Dutch shrugs and scales a corner turnbuckle with his hands raised before dropping back to the ring. Suddenly, a man slides out from the crowd and jumps in the ring. He positions himself in the corner and blindly charges Dutch with a kneelift to the midsection. Dutch is driven back into the corner from the blow but the man drops to the mat in pain. He grabs at his knee and we see the man to be Dorian Xero!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Dorian Xero just tried jumping Dutch from under the ring but has hurt himself in the process! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " That IDIOT! Dutch was still wearing the International title and Dorian just slammed a knee lift into the metal! "
Dutch looks around confused as the referee looks at him and Dorian before calling for the bell.
EWE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP DUTCH CLARK(c) VS. DORIAN XEROJonathan Steele: The bell has sounded and Dorian is hurt!
Dutch removes the title and looks down at Dorian and suddenly a smirk breaks out on his face.
Jimmy Justice: Oh man... Dutch looks like a shark going after a drowning victim.
Dutch quickly rushes forward and underhooks Dorian's knee in a modified grapevine. Dorian screams in pain as Dutch cinches back on the hold.
Jonathan Steele: Dorian already in a world of trouble here!
Jimmy Justice: The way he slammed into that belt was bad. He could have ligament damage on top of the brain damage.
Dutch pulls up hard and Dorian is forced to tap out. Winner at 0:14: DUTCH CLARK Judges: 5 out of 5
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The winner at 0:14 and STILL EWE International champion... DUTCH CLARK!!! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " I think Dutch just set the record for the fastest tap out in the history of EWE! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Possibly but Dorian is in a world of trouble with that knee right now. "
Dutch releases the hold and is awarded the title. He shakes his head at Dorian and leaves the ring as EMTs are quick to get to ringside. They stretcher him out.
We look to the Titan-Tron as the the pictures of the various wrestlers and matches flicker on the screen. It suddenly stops on "TRIPLE THREAT TABLES MATCH" and the crowd starts to buzz. The wrestlers are highlighted on by one until it stops on RAVEN.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The next match will be a Triple Threat Quarter Final qualifier! Introducing first... "
Sounds of Ravens crowing signal throughout the arena as Raven emerges from the back. He takes about three steps when suddenly DUTCH CLARK AND DEREK DANIELS rush from the back and just clobber him in the aisle. The crowd is shocked as the two begin to wail on him with punches and kicks which drive the older superstar to the ground.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " What is this??? Why are Dutch and Derek jumping Raven? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Apparently they are still pissed off at the audacity of this old man coming into EWE and trying to call out High Society! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " But they aren't even in this ma... "
Up on the Titan-Tron Dutch and Derek get highlighted as the next two participants
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Never mind. "
KING OF XTREME QUARTER FINALS TABLES MATCH DUTCH CLARK VS. RAVEN VS. DEREK DANIELSDutch and Derek continue to beat Raven in the aisleway and eventually knock him back down to the ring. They toss him in and follow up with more brawling. Inside, Dutch underhooks Raven and Derek leaps up with a dropkick. As it catches Raven's face, Dutch lifts him backwards in a Tiger Suplex which damn near breaks Raven's neck.
Jimmy Justice: Welcome to EWE Raven!
Jonathan Steele: Huge double team move by the former Style and Pride. This just doesn't seem right at all.
Jimmy Justice: Life isn't right, you just need to learn to deal with it Steele.
Raven twitches but High Society isn't done yet. Dutch picks him back up and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle as Derek runs behind him. When he hits Derek follows with a corner splash and then throws Raven into Dutch who picks him up in a fireman's carry. Derek rushes back over and the two hit a Tandum DVD/DDT combo and Raven is dead to the world. Dutch and Derek high-five before realizing that they are facing each other too. They stop and start to talk which puzzles the audience.
Jonathan Steele: What are they doing?
Jimmy Justice: Apparently deciding who is going to put the broken body of Raven through a table.
The two argue a bit before putting their hands behind their back. On the count of three then both shoot out digits which Dutch holding four fingers and Derek one. Dutch pumps his fist as the impromptu winner of "Odds and Evens" and Derek sighs but nods. Dutch picks up the nearly limp Raven as Derek slides out of the ring, grabs a table and sets it up on the outside. Dutch shoulders Raven, rushes forward and just pitches him head first over the top rope!!! Raven crashes HARD through the table as the crowd begins a *Holy Shit* Chant. Winner at 2:19: DUTCH CLARK JUDGING Derek Daniels: 43% Raven: 0%
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Your winner 2:19 into the Quarter Final match... And advancing into the Semi-Finals "THE IRISH FURY" DUTCH CLARK!!! "
Dutch smiles and gets out of the ring as Derek gives him a high five and the two begin walking towards the back.
As the camera's come back to ringside, the titantron lights up and starts shifting through the match types again. It stops with a picture of a "Stretcher" as the crowd cheers.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The Following contest is a King of Xtreme Quarter Finals match, and it will be a Stretcher Match! The only way to win is to imcompasitate your opponent to the point that you can keep them on the stretcher and push it acrossed the line at the top of the ramp. Whoever so does that, will win this match and advance to the Semi-Finals! "
The Tron comes back to life again, shiting through the remaining 6 entries of the tournament. After it stops, the camera moves before we can see it. That's when "Trouble" by Pink hits over the PA System. The crowd boos as Eighteen splits the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " First, from St. Cloud Minnesota...representing High Society...ANDROUD EIGHTEEN!! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Here comes High Society member, Eighteen. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " This match is already looking good. "
Steele rolls his eyes as Eighteen slides into the ring. By this time the stretcher as already been rolled down by the ring. 18 smirks at it as the titan tron lights up again. It makes it's selection.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY.. AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses continues and the crowd gives a mixed reaction, enlight of what's at stake, as White Tiger splits the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " And her opponent. From Rawlins Wyoming...weighing in at 229 Pounds, he also represents High Society...WHITE TIGER!! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " This match will be awesome! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Because they are both High Society? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Of course! "
WT continues his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. Jennifer steps out as the ref calls for the bell.
KING OF XTREME QUARTER FINALS STRETCHER MATCH ANDROID #18 VS. WHITE TIGER18 and WT smile at eachother as 18 rolls out of the ring. 18 then lays on the stretcher.
Jonathan Steele: Seriously?
Jimmy Justice: Maybe she misunderstood the rules.
Jonathan Steele: Or maybe she's just letting White Tiger win.
Jimmy Justice: Not likely.
WT gets out and pushes the Stretcher up the ramp and acrossed the line as the bell rings. Winner at 0:10: WHITE TIGER JUDGING Android #18: 0%
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " You was saying? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Umm.. "
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Here is your winner...WHITE TIGER!! "
"Welcome to the Jungle" hits again as White Tiger smiles and poses for the crowd. 18 gets off the stretcher and walks to the back. WT poses a few more seconds, then follows her.
The titantron lights back up until it stops on the image of a Cage. The crowd cheers this as the Cage now begins to lower from the rafters.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The following contest is a King of Xtreme Quarter Finals match, and it will be a Steel Cage Match! In this match you can win by way of Pinfall, Submission, or Escape! The person who does one of those three, will wint his match and advance to the Semi-Finals! "
As the cage reaches the apron the titan tron lights up again, shifting through the participants. As the selection is made "What The Hell" by Avril Lavigne kicks onto the PA System. The crowd begin to boo as Christy walks out with a smirk on her face, not even seeming to care.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " First...from Kansas City, Missouri...She represents High Society...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " I'm still mad at what she did at Extreme OverLoad. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Well that was a month ago, get over it. Besides, I thought it was brilliant. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Of course you did. "
Christy climbs the steps and enters the cage door. Before we can see what she does next, we come back to the titantron again. As the tron stops "Words I Never Said" by Lupe Fiasco ft. Skyler Grey hits the PA speakers. The crowd cheers as Dorian splits the curtains and he limps his way onto the stage.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Is he stupid? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Why? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " He got his leg broken earlier, now he's gonna continue with this match? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Desire to be the King of Xtreme Jimmy. "
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Her opponent...From Montreal, Quebec, Canada...weighing in at 210 pounds. He is a member of Bed n Breakfast...DORIAN XERO!! "
Dorian enters the cage and the ref inside calls for the bell.
KING OF XTREME QUARTER FINALS STEEL CAGE MATCH CHRISTY CHAOS VS. DORIAN XERODorian looks around, but can't find Christy. Finally we notice she climbed up the wall during his entrance. She leaps off and hits a STAR STRUCK off the cage, to the standing Dorian Xero. Christy makes the cover and scores the three count. Winner at 0:05: CHRISTY CHAOS JUDGING Dorian Xero: 0%
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Here is your winner...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
"What the Hell" hits again as Christy smirks at Dorian and walks out of the door.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " This is a fast night so far "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Tell me about it, last year we only had one Quarter Finals Match that was quick like this. I guess the competition wasn't as thick this year. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " No, last year we only had 1 no show in the tournament. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " True. "
Christy heads up the ramp, as EMT's come to check on Dorian for a second time.
With that Jennifer gets her mic. Being the final Quarter Finals match, we don't even need the titan tron effect. However, we go to it anyway, for what the match is. We see Hurricane walking backstage.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The following contest is the final King of Xtreme Quarter Finals Match and it will be a Backstage Brawl! First, THE HURRICANE! "
Hurricane does his pose, as the crowd cheers. Suddenly Hurricane is leveled with The HELL'S TRAFFIC!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " What the.. "
KING OF XTREME QUARTER FINALS BACKSTAGE BRAWL THE HURRICANE VS. ABDUL QAbdul quickly covers Hurricane as a ref runs in and makes the count. Winner at 0:03: ABDUL Q JUDGING The Hurricane: 0%
"Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold was now playing over the p/a system. From the back out walked Nick Cha0s, being accompanied by his father Mark Cha0s.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a Gauntlet match to determine the #1 Contender for the X-Division Championship! Introducing first, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 270 lbs.... Nick CHAAAAA0S!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "Here comes Nick Cha0s, EWE's first second generation superstar."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Yeah, and he's one of the great new young up-and-comers!"
With Nick Cha0s already in the ring awaiting his first opponent, there seemed to be silence.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "And introducing his opponent..."
That's when "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor played over the p/a system. From the back walked Mr. Jobber with a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "And introducing his opponent... Mr. Jobber!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "Mr. Jobber!?"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "What a joke!"
Having slammed down what was left in the bottle of Jack, Mr. Jobber rushed to the ring. Climbing onto the apron and getting into the ring, the bell would ring.
X-DIVISION #1 CONTENDERSHIP GUANTLET MATCHMr. Jobber seemed to be ready to fight and looked ready. Just when it seemed Jobber was going to charge at Nick Cha0s, he fell onto his knees and flopped onto the mat.
Jonathan Steele: "Uh..."
Shrugging, Nick Cha0s fell onto the downed Mr. Jobber and pinned him for the one.. two... three!
Jimmy Justice: "Well, that was fast!"
Nick Cha0s just stood there looking at his dad. That's when "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard played over the p/a system.
Jonathan Steele: "And here comes another member of the Jobber family: Jon Jobber!"
Jon Jobber wasn't messing around, as he quickly rushed to the ring! Rolling into the ring, he was quickly kicked in the gut by Nick Cha0s, and his arms went behind his back. Nick was able to hit his Double Arm DDT that he called the Cha0tic Nightmare.
Jimmy Justice: "Another one bites the dust!"
At this point Nick Cha0s had already covered Jon Jobber and got the three count. Standing there, Nick was waiting for his next opponent.
Jonathan Steele: "And next we have... Jay Jobber!?"
"Rockstar" by Miley Cyrus was now playing and from the back walked Jay Jobber. He slowly made his way to the ring, and when he did, he went through the middle and top rope.
Jimmy Justice: "What does this idiot have in his hand?"
It looked like Jay Jobber had a DVD in his hand. Looking over at Nick Cha0s he looked to hand the DVD to him.
Jonathan Steele: "Is tha--- is that DVD "The Last Song"?"
Jimmy Justice: "How the hell did you know Steele?"
Jonathan Steele: "I have Starz!"
Jimmy Justice: "Uh huh, sure. Explains a lot."
When it looked like Nick Cha0s was going to accept the DVD, he instead kicked Jay jobber in the gut and lifted him up with a powerbomb! Dropping the Jobber on his head, Nick pinned the man and got the three count.
Jimmy Justice: "Some gauntlet this is!"
Jonathan Steele: "And up next is our final entrant in the match..."
That's when "Take a Chance on Me" by ABBA played over the sound system and Dustin Jobber now made his way from the back.
Jimmy Justice: "Great! More Jobbers!"
Dustin Jobber quickly got in the ring and started pickign a fight with Nick Cha0s! Poking at his chest and talking trash. That's when Nick Cha0s just lifts the Jobber boy onto his shoulder for the Cha0tic Effect! Dropping down on his knees, Nick covered and got the one, two, three! Winner at 4:12: NICK CHA0S Judges: 5 out of 5
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Here is your winner and #1 Contender for the X-Division Champion, NICK CHA0S!"
Nick Cha0s was celebrating his win in the ring, holding his arms up as he was now the #1 Contender for the X-Division title.
Coming back to the ring "BedRock" by Young Money was in the process of playing, and the EWE Tag Team Champions, Abdul Q and Mr. Man, were entering the ring.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 485 lbs., they are the current EWE Tag Team Champions... Mr. Man and Abdul Q, Bed N' BREAKFAST!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "Welcome back to ringside and we are joining this Tag Team title match in progess, the challengers Adroind #18 and Dutch Clark are already in the ring."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Why are we starting this match in progess?"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "No clue!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Maybe it's because High Society never gave out their entrance music and Manny is too much of a lazy mexican cunt too do regular entrances."
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "...That could be it!"
By now the Tag Team champions were in the ring and were facing off with Dutch Clark and Androind #18. After the referee had raised up the Tag Team title belts, the bell would ring.
EWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BED N BREAKFAST(c) VS. HIGH SOCIETYOnce the bell had rung, Mr. Man looked ready to fight Dutch when suddenly Android #18 sent a fireball into the man's face! However, with the history these two have had, Mr. Man was able to duck and the fireball had hit Abdul Q in his face!
Jonathan Steele: "Mr. Man knows Android #18 so well, but it may have cost him!"
With Abdul holding at his face, which has had problems in the past, 18 was able to run at Mr. Man and clothesline him voer the top. This allowed Dutch Clark to schoolboy Abdul Q from behind to get the one, two and three! Winner at 0:18: HIGH SOCIETY (New Champions) Judges: 5 out of 5
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Here are your winners and NEEEEEEW EWE Tag Team Champions, Dutch Clark and Androind #18!"
The new EWE Tag Team Champions were celebrating their win as Mr. Man was checking on his friend Abdul Q.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "We got new Tag Team Champions!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Yeah, and Bed 'N Breakfast got what they deserved tonight!"
The new champions had now left the ring and were celebrating on the ramp.
The scene returns to ringside where the ring has been cleared for the next match. The fans in the arena boo as "Trouble" by Pink plays overhead. Eighteen walks out with her newly won tag team championship. She looks at the ring with determination as she heads down the ramp.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The following contest is for the X-Division championship! Introducing the challenger from St. Cloud Minnesota. She is one half of the tag team champions and a member of High Society, Android Eighteen! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Look at Eighteen, she is all business here. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " This is her third attempt at the title. No way she let's a damn duck end her title hopes. "
Eighteen is now in the ring. She turns and faces the ramp. Suddenly "Let it Be" by the Beatles plays overhead. The fans look confused as The White Knight walks out of the back holding the duck in the air with the X-D title in front of it. The fans catch on and begin cheering as Eighteen rolls her eyes.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Umm…and her opponent the X-Division champion Doctor Quakerton Jr. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " This is the stupidest thing in ewe history. Eighteen had better win that title. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Wouldn't it be funny if the duck retained. We'd never hear the end of it. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " We might not survive Eighteen's rage if it does. "
White Knight places Doctor Quackerton in the ring and hands the title to the referee. Eighteen says this is stupid and takes the title, trying to leave the ring. The referee tells her that he will count her out. Eighteen scoffs and lets go of the title as the bell rings.
EWE X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP DR. QUACKERTON JR.(c) VS. ANDROID #18Eighteen gives the referee a "are you serious" look as White Knight slams the mat cheering the duck on. To Eighteen's chagrin, the fans actually start a Quackerton chant. Eighteen sighs and walks over, picking the duck up. She hooks it's little arm and actually gives it a suplex. The fans boo as she pins it but pulls it's wing up at two. She holds up two fingers and actually argues the count with the referee. The fans are booing as Eighteen picks up the duck and power bombs it. She pins it again but again she pulls its wing up at two. She slams the mat angrily, yelling at the referee about his slow count.
Jimmy Justice: I think the duck is giving her more then she can handle.
Jonathan Steele: Are you kidding, she is just making a mockery out of the duck.
Eighteen shows a quick smirk as she picks up the duck. She tosses it high in the air and walks under it. She catches it and falls down, allowing the duck to pin her. The referee counts one and Eighteen tries to kick out with her feet but White Knight is holding her feet down. Right before the three, Eighteen rolls her shoulder kicking out. Eighteen glares at White Knight who has turned his back on her, pretending to be innocent.
Jimmy Justice: That was almost a travesty, what's that idiot doing out here anyways?
Jonathan Steele: He just almost helped the champion retain
Eighteen rolls out of the ring and grabs White Knight from behind, slamming him face first into the ring post. The fans boo as Eighteen rolls back in the ring and uses her hands to put Doctor Quackerton into the Eighteen Points of Pain. She demands the referee check on the duck. The referee actually raises the dcks wing three times letting it drop. He calls for the bell as Eighteen releases the hold. Winner at 5:36: ANDROID #18(New Champion) Judges: 5 out of 5
Eighteen holds up her newly won title. She walks over to the duck and picks it up, holding it out in her hand. She takes it's wing and shakes it, getting a boo from the crowd. Suddenly the duck goes up in flames. Eighteen drops it and gasps, acting like she had no idea how it happened. She leaves the ring as he Jobber's hit the ring, pouring water on the duck to put it out. They all glare at Eighteen who holds up both her titles, a cocky smile on her face.
As the camera's return to ringside we pan around the ring seeing several tables set up, and more laid along the barricade. On top of some of the tables is some folding chairs. Also we see three ladders set up on the ramp. one set up on each side of the two sides of the ring barring the ramp and the announcers table. And like the tables, more laid up against the barricades. The crowd cheers when Jennifer Sparks steps back into the ring.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "The following contest is a King of Xtreme Semi Finals match, and it will be contested in TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS! "
The crowd cheers that already.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " In this match the use of Tables, Ladders, and Chairs are perfectly legal. The objective in this version of the semi-final is to either pin your opponent or make him submit using the available weaponry. The winner of this match will move on to the finals of the KING OF XTREME!!! "
The crowd cheers once more, then "Modern Day Cowboy" hits over the PA speakers. The crowd shifts to boo's as Dutch comes out through the curtains with the International Title locked around his waist, and his newly won Tag Title on his shoulder.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " First, from Laughlin, Nevada...weighing in at 245 pounds. He is the EWE International Champion and one half of the new EWE Tag Team Champions. Representing High Society, The Irish Fury...DUTCH CLARK!! "
Dutch continues his way down the ramp, still not getting much love from the crowd.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Well here he comes for the 4th time tonight. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " And not done yet. He's got two more matches after this. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " One more for sure, the other depends on this Jimmy. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " He's still in good shape, he hasn't exerted much energy so far tonight. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Well something tells me he will this time. "
Dutch climbs in the ring and looks up at the ramp with a dark look in his eyes.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY.. AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
White Tiger splits the curtains, getting another mixed reaction from the crowd.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " His opponent...from Rawlins Wyoming...weighing in at 229 pounds...Also representing High Society...WHITE TIGER!! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " And here's the reason why. It's the Legend himself, not to mention he is obviously fresher, after all he's only had one match and exerted no energy. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Well, he still had to push a stretcher, with Eighteen on it up the ramp, that's a little energy. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "After she just flopped on it for him. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Still, don't count out Dutch. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " And don't count out Tiger. "
In the ring, Dutch removes his two titles and hands them to the referee before standing toe-to-toe with White Tiger. He gets right into WT's face and begins to rant with words like "respect," "apology," "retirement," and "champion" spewing from Dutch's mouth. For his part, WT stands taut with an angry and determined look on his face.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Dutch is really letting the Hall-of-Famer have it here eh Steele? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " There is a bit of bad blood here. Dutch considers himself to be the modern day White Tiger and is worthy of his respect. White Tiger is well... Himself and feels that Dutch is just another overrated braggart. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Well these two are stable mates so I am sure cooler heads will prevail. "
Dutch stops and looks at WT after saying the word "apology" again. He awaits an answer as WT puts a hand to his chin, mock thinks it over and flips Dutch the bird.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Swing and a miss. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Piss off Steele. Dutch will not let something like that get to... "
Dutch's eyes widen and a hard sneer curls his lip. He rears back and SPITS right into WT's face.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Ohhh s***... "
WT recoils and the two suddenly smash into each other like enraged bulls as the bell sounds.
KING OF XTREME SEMI-FINALS TLC MATCH DUTCH CLARK VS. WHITE TIGERJonathan Steele: HERE WE GO!!!
The crowd goes crazy as they two exchange blows in the center of the ring. Dutch sweeps WT's legs and begins pounding him in a mount but WT is quick to roll and begins to do the same to Dutch. The two scrap on the mat until their momentum takes them under the ring ropes and to the outside. The get to their feet at the same time and WT throws a wild haymaker which Dutch ducks under. WT's momentum carries him past Dutch and when he turns around Dutch sticks a thumb square into his eyes. WT grabs his eye in pain as Dutch shoots up a knee and begins to just hammer WT towards the ring post. He throws lefts and rights but, when he winds up for the knockout blow, WT ducks and Dutch jams his fist into the ringpost. He yells out in pain and holds his hand as WT quickly jumps up in an Antonio Inoki-esq Enzurguri and just smashes Dutch in the back of the head!
Jonathan Steele: What a shot!
Dutch lands on the ground in a heap as WT struggles to shake the cobwebs from the punches Dutch threw. He looks around for a second and opts to pick Dutch up by the hair. He hooks him and Irish Whips him hard into the guard rail. Dutch staggers against it and WT comes running with a full head of steam and clotheslines Dutch into the fans. The fans scatter as the nostalgic cheers for WT catch his attention. He smiles as he backs up towards the ring steps and waits for Dutch to get up. When Dutch does WT rushes forward and LEAPS off of the guardrail and into the stands to nail Dutch. As he sails, Dutch looks up and quickly fires up a fist, catching WT in the midsection as he comes down. WT lands hard as security scrambles to keep the fans away from the two.
Jonathan Steele: Excellent counter by Dutch!
Dutch looks down at WT and picks him up and begins to drag him towards the back of the entrance ramp. He nails WT with a couple quick rights and tosses him over into the soundstage area. Dutch looks around and quickly swoops up an electrical cable. He wraps it around WT's neck and turns around. He PICKS up WT on his own back and begins to strangle him as the referee rushes from the ring to check on him.
Jonathan Steele: Dutch is trying to murder the EWE legend!!!
Jimmy Justice: This is King of Xtreme Steele and you know neither of these men could care less about what they do to win this match. The only thing I am disappointed with is that this is a TLC match... WHERE ARE THE TABLES???
Just as the ref gets down to where Dutch continues to strangle WT, WT reaches out blindly and snags the top of a folding chair. He manages to get a foot on the chair base and BACKFLIP out of the stranglehold in front of Dutch. Dutch looks at him dumbfounded as WT quickly rakes his eyes. Dutch stumbles back into the chair and falls into the sitting position when suddenly WT hits a dropkick to Dutch's jaw! Dutch goes tumbling over as WT quickly goes for a pin. 1...2...Kick out.
Jonathan Steele: Only two on the first pinning attempt of the match!
Dutch shakes his head as WT coughs a bit and picks him up by the shirt. He looks over at the elevated entrance ramp and hooks Dutch under his arm. He rears up and hiptosses Dutch back on to the ramp which slides Dutch down a couple feet. WT grabs the chair Dutch was knocked over with and climbs up to stalk his prey. WT raises the chair above his head and looks like he is going to bring it down when Dutch gets up and drives him back towards the entrance monitors. The momentum slams WT into the glass and he drops the chair as Dutch keeps the hold around his waist. He spins and hits a Spinning Belly-to-Belly suplex on the top of the ramp! WT's back slamming into the steal echos through the arena as Dutch looks down at his writhing form. Dutch looks around and sees one of the decorative ladders at the entrance to the ramp. He grabs it, folds it and begins to wait for WT to get back up.
Jonathan Steele: I am not liking this at all Jimmy.
Jimmy Justice: Dutch is looking to use that ladder like a battering ram!
WT slowly gets up and Dutch rushes forward with the ladder. He slams it into WT's chest and the shot knocks WT backwards, end-over-end and rolling down the ramp. Dutch drops the ladder and quickly follows before jumping on top for a pin. 1...2...Shoulder up.
Jonathan Steele: CLOSE two count there.
Dutch looks at the referee in mild disbelief as he stares down at the prone WT. He sighs and picks WT up by the neck and drives him back towards the ringside area. He boots WT in the gut and backs up a hair before rushing forward. Dutch looks for a FURIOUS DDT but it appears that WT has it scouted. When Dutch grabs him WT flips back and bridges into just a beautiful Northern Lights Suplex. He holds for the pin. 1...2...Shoulder up.
Jimmy Justice: Where did THAT come from?
Jonathan Steele: WT is still a crafty veteran in EWE. There is no doubt in my mind that he still has a few tricks up his sleeve.
WT lies on the ground next to Dutch for a second, still heaving for air after taking the ladder to the chest. He slowly gets up as Dutch stirs as well and looks around the ring. He drags a table a couple inches and goes back to Dutch. He tries to get Dutch to lie on the table but Dutch drives a fist into his stomach. WT buckles and Dutch drags him up the ring steps and onto the apron. Dutch throws a punch and tries to knock WT off the apron and through the table but WT holds on to the rope. Dutch does it again and once again WT holds on to the rope. Dutch moves back a hair and tries to kick off WT's hand but WT lets go. In a Matrix-like move, WT leans back and manages to get behind Dutch, locking a TIGER SNARE on the ring apron!!!
Jonathan Steele: TIGER SNARE!!!
Jimmy Justice: Dutch is in a lot of trouble here now!
The referee comes over and checks on Dutch who is struggling to get himself out of the hold. He tries to push WT into the ring or off the apron but WT takes his non-gripping hand and locks it around the rope. He tries leaning back with the move but Dutch is still fighting and eventually gets a foot on the middle rope. Pushing back, he breaks the hold on the ropes and uses the added leverage to push WT off the apron. The two fly back and Dutch CRASHES WT through the table below!!!
Jonathan Steele: OH MY GOD!!!
Jimmy Justice: Screw retirement, WT is ready for his funeral after that!
The ever present "HOLY S***" chant starts up as Dutch and WT lie in a heap. Dutch struggles to roll out of the carnage, holding his neck and trying to loosen the pain from the Tiger Snare. WT manages to rolls slightly as well but he seems to be in slightly worse shape then Dutch. A murmur goes through the crowd as at the top of the entrance ramp we see the rest of High Society, led by Jack Michaels, stands and watches with baited interest and concern.
Jonathan Steele: It would appear the members of High Society are worried about the outcome of this match.
Jimmy Justice: Can you blame them? Jack has a lot of money invested in this group and I am sure the bitterness between Dutch and White Tiger is not helping his cause. These two are trying to KILL each other out here!
Dutch gets to his feet first and begins to look around for something to finish WT off with. He looks around and goes under the ring for another ladder. He slides it into the ring and goes with it setting it up. He looks back at WT who is still struggling to get up in the table wreckage. A sadistic smile crosses Dutch's face as he positions it near the ropes and starts to climb.
Jimmy Justice: What the hell... Is he going to do what I think he is going to do???
Jonathan Steele: He looks like he is going to dive to the outside Jimmy!
Dutch gets towards the top of the ladder and closes his eyes, letting the euphoric moment wash over him. When he opens them he looks down but does not see WT. He looks around slightly panicked as WT gets back into the ring. He rushes forward and shoulder blocks the ladder causing Dutch to lose his footing. Dutch pitches himself forward with the tipping ladder and manages to balance the ladder in the center of the ring much to the frustration of WT. Instead of waiting for Dutch to climb down, however, WT climbs up after him!!!
Jonathan Steele: Both men are going to the top!!!
The crowd begins to buzz like crazy as Dutch looks up and sees WT face to face with him on the other side of the ladder. The two begin to exchange blows with Dutch getting the advantage. WT takes a stiff right and looks like he might fall but instead grabs unto Dutch's other arm and pulls himself back. He hooks Dutch's head and slams it down into the top rung of the ladder, once, twice and then a third time. Dutch is severely dazed as WT underhooks him and lifts him up for a SUPERPLEX!!! Dutch struggles to fight it but instead wraps his hands around WT's chin!
Jonathan Steele: This is a replay of KOX 2010 Jimmy... DUTCH IS GOING TO COUNTER WITH THE FURYBREAKER!!!!!!!
WT feels the lock around his chin and manages to hold Dutch suspended in the air. It is an amazing sight as flashbulbs go off with WT holding Dutch upside down in a delayed suplex. WT yells in pain as his muscles bulge while Dutch tries desperately to swing his legs over.
Jonathan Steele: I don't believe it... HE IS HOLDING HIM UP!!!
Jimmy Justice: If he drops him then Dutch will snap his neck just like he did to Derek last year!
WT's eyes widen and uses the last bit of energy to JUMP from the ladder and swing Dutch down in a SUPER GOARDBUSTER!!!!! Dutch literally bounces face first off the mat and the crowd EXPLODES.
Jimmy Justice: Holy f***...
Jonathan Steele: For once... I agree with that word.
Dutch appears to be unconscious as WT holds his side and looks over. He crawls, flips the motionless Dutch over and goes for a pin. 1...2...3! Winner at 17:41: WHITE TIGER JUDGING Dutch Clark: 71%
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " White Tiger has won it!!! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " I can't believe it! "
WT rolls to his side in obvious pain and huddles his ribs. The referee looks down at Dutch and quickly begins motioning to the back. High Society comes down to the ring with Christy rushing in first to try and check on her fiance'. WT is helped to his feet by Eighteen and Jack who quickly turn to join Derek and Christy in looking at Dutch. The referee holds up WT's hand but WT pulls it away as he stares at the still motionless Dutch Clark.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Fans, White Tiger is moving on to the finals but it would appear Dutch Clark is seriously hurt. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Can we see that again? "
A split screen replay is shown several times of WT driving Dutch down leaving the crowd still immensely stunned. EMTs rush to the ringside area as they go to check on Dutch. The wave smelling salts under his nose and suddenly his eyes shoot open and he begins to talk.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " It would appear Dutch Clark is okay but that move seemed to have knocked him unconscious. "
A stretcher is brought to the ringside area but Dutch looks up and shakes his head. He struggles to sit up but can't find the strength to do it. Jack and Christy go to help him but suddenly WT pushes through and begins to shove them all out of the way.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Is WT going to fight Dutch again here??? "
Shockingly, WT extends a hand and helps Dutch to his feet which gets a strangely positive reaction from the crowd. Dutch and WT stare at each other for a second before Dutch slowly extends his hand. WT eyes him wearily but nods out of a sign of respect and shakes Dutch's hand. The two are helped from the ring to the back as the show cuts to a Monday Night Chaos promo...
To Be Continued
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Subject: Re: [#69] EWE King of Xtreme: July 31st, 2011 Fri May 12, 2023 8:01 pm
DUSTIN M INT Title, Quarter Finals 1, Semi Finals 1
MIKE XD Championship
PART TWO
After the Chaos Promo we come back to ringside where it has all been cleaned up like magic, and set right back up again.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The Following contest is a King of Xtreme Semi Finals match and it will be contested in TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS! "
The crowd cheers.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " In this match the use of Tables, Ladders, and Chairs are perfectly legal. The Objective of this match is to climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase. The contents of the Briefcase is a contract for a spot in the finals! "
The crowd cheers louder. "What The Hell" by Avril Lavigne cues over the PA System. The crowd immediately shifts into boos as Christy splits the curtains. She pays them no mind as she makes her way down the ramp.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " First....from Kansas City, Missouri...representing High Society...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " She breezed right through Dorian Xero in the Quarter Finals. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Now she's about to do it again, with back to back members of her former group. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " I guess we'll find out. "
Christy rolls into the ring and waits. Her music cuts and there's a few moments of silence. "New York, New York" by B.O.B. ft Alicia Keys kicks over the PA system and the crowd cheers when Abdul splits the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Her opponent....Residing in Hells Kitchen, New York...weighing in at 250 pounds...Representing Bed n Breakfast...ABDUL Q!! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Abdul had perhaps the easiest Quarter Finals, after he made very short work of the unsuspecting Hurricane. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Now he's about to meet his ex-stable mate. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Bad Blood is about to brew Jimmy, after Christy turned on Bed n Breakfast, and now she's facing the leader. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " She seen the light Steele, joining a winning side. "
Abdul slides into the ring and looks at Christy. Abdul looks up at the briefcase then poses for the fans while the ref calls for the bell.
KING OF XTREME SEMI-FINALS TLC MATCH CHRISTY CHAOS VS. ABDUL QAbdul turns around, but Christy had left the ring. He turns around again and she's back in the other side with a chair, decking him right between the eyes!
Jonathan Steele: Did you hear that?
Jimmy Justice: Already breaking in the hardware! I love it!
The crowd boos as Christy smirks at Abdul. She drops the chair and rolls to the outside, grabbing a ladder.
Jimmy Justice: She may end this one quick.
Christy lays the ladder on the apron and tries pushing it into the ring. With the end inside the ring sticking up, Abdul quickly jumps on it, sending the other end up into Christy's face!
Jonathan Steele: What impact!
Jimmy Justice: Not her pretty face!
Abdul gets up and pulls the rest of the ladder into the ring before setting it up. Abdul begins to climb the ladder, causing the crowd to cheer. Abdul gets about half way up, when Christy hits him in the back with the chair. Abdul drops to the mat as Christy grabs the ladder. Christy folds it up and lays it in the corner then grabs Abdul. Christy irish whips Abdul towards the ladder, but he counters, sending her instead. Christy runs up the ladder and hits Abdul with Whisper in the Wind!
Jonathan Steele: Whisper in the Wind!
Jimmy Justice: That was nice.
Christy rolls out of the ring and grabs another chair, throwing it into the ring. She then grabs another ladder and slides it in as well. Christy slides into the ring and sets the ladder up. Before she starts climbing it, she sees Abdul getting up, so she grabs one of the chairs. Abdul grabs the other Chair as he gets up and quickly blocks christy's chair shot. The two share a chair fight for a moment, then Abdul drops his chair and gives Christy The Hell's Traffic! kicking the chair into her face!
Jonathan Steele: The Hell's Traffic, sending the chair into her face!
Jimmy Justice: Why's he trying to mess up her face?!
Abdul starts climbing the other ladder Christy had set up. He gets near the top when Christy comes up the other side. Christy leaps over the top and grabs Abdul to hit a sunset flip down to the mat! Christy and Abdul lay there for a moment before Christy starts climbing the ladder now. Christy gets up to the top and starts to unscrew the briefcase. She barely gets it started when Abdul hits her in the back. Abdul grabs her and hits a sitdown powerbomb as they both come off the ladder and crash in the ring!
Jonathan Steele: Christy was denied there.
Abdul sits up and looks at Christy. He begins climbing the ladder again. After Abdul gets half way up, Christy grabs the other ladder out of the corner and sets it up. Christy climbs up and positions herself as Abdul unscrews the briefcase a little more. Christy leaps off the ladder, grabbing Abdul off the other ladder, hitting a Side-Effect down to the mat!
Jonathan Steele: Did you see that?!
Jimmy Justice: Now that's what I'm talking about!
The crowd gets riled up as they both lay on the mat. Christy gets up and starts climbing the ladder again. She unscrews it a couple turns before Abdul cracks her in the back with a chair! Christy flops back down to the mat as Abdul drops the chais.
Jonathan Steele: What a chair shot.
Jimmy Justice: Yea, but I got one complaint about this supposed TLC Match.
Abdul must be reading Jimmy's mind, as he rolls to the outside and grabs a table.
Jimmy Justice: And there it is! Seen plenty of Ladders and Chairs utalized, but now here comes the wood!
Abdul slides the table into the ring and sets it up. Abdul then grabs Christy by the hair and sets her up for a power bomb. As Abdul lifts her up though she hits several hard rights forcing him to step back. She keeps punching him until he turns around. Christy then grabs the top rope and hurranicanna's Abdul over the top, and through a table on the outside!
Jonathan Steele: What a counter!
Jimmy Justice: Now's your chance Christy!
Christy does start climbing the ladder, while Abdul lays in the debris of the table on the outside. Christy gets to the top and begins to unscrew the briefcase. She gets a few more turns before Abdul is now climbing the other side of the ladder. Abdul reaches the top and grabs Christy. Abdul leaps off the ladder giving Christy the JERSEY SHORE Through The Table!
Jonathan Steele: Holy Crap! Jersey Shore off the ladder through the Table Abdul set up a minute ago!
Jimmy Justice: This isn't good! Bed n Breakfast can't win this!
Abdul sits up and looks at Christy who lies motionless in the broken table. Abdul begins to slowly climb the ladder as he's starting to feel the effects of the match. Abdul reaches the top and gets to unscrewing the briefcase. Christy begins crawling to the other side of the ladder. Christy begins to slowly climb the other side.
Jimmy Justice: Christy is coming..
Jonathan Steele: Well she better hurry, Abdul almost has it. Only a couple more turns left!
When Abdul got it to that point, Christy reached the top and hit him in the gut. She quickly grabs Abdul's head and leaps off with a CHARISMATIC CRUSH off the ladder, and conviently onto one of the chairs!
Jimmy Justice: Holy Shit!
Jonathan Steele: Now that was big.
Christy sits up holding her lower back as the crowd gets amped up. Christy starts climbing the ladder, while Abdul lays flat on the mat. Christy reaches the top and starts unscrewing the briefcase, she only has a couple to go before she unhooks it and the bell rings. Winner at 14:35: CHRISTY CHAOS JUDGING Abdul Q: 47%
Christy falls from the ladder holding the briefcase as "What The Hell" hits over the PA system.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The Winner of this match...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
Christy rolls out of the ring and to the floor, exhausted.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Well for the 2nd year in a row, Christy Chaos has found her way to the Finals. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " While Abdul Q is eliminated again, haha, Fuck Bed n Breakfast! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Jimmy watch the language. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Fuck You, High Society in the finals! "
Steele shakes his head while Christy heads up the ramp.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Ladies and Gentlemen...the following Contest is a Triple Threat Extreme Rules Match..and it will determine the first ever EWE King of Kings Champion! "
The crowd roars.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Here we go Steele! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " I'm excitted too Jimmy. "
"Smart Went Crazy" by Atmosphere hit over the PA System the crowd continues to cheer as Lewis came out through the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " First...from Minneapolis Minnesota...weighing in at 219 pounds...he was the 2006 and first ever EWE King of Xtreme...SEAN...SLUG...LEWIS!! "
The crowd continues to cheer as Lewis continues his way down the ramp.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Sean Lewis, he was the first ever King of Xtreme, could he be the first ever King of Kings Champion too? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Hell no he won't Steele. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Wow, why? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Just cause. "
Lewis rolls into the ring as his music cuts.
BEHOLD THE KING THE KING OF KINGS!
The crowd roars as "King of Kings" by Motorhead continues over the PA Speakers. HHH makes his way through the curtains, getting an even bigger roar from the crowd.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " His opponent...from Greenwhich Connecticut...weighing in at 255 pounds...he is the General Manager of Monday Night Chaos...and the 2009 King of Xtreme...The Game...TRIPLE H!! "
Triple H continues his way down the ramp as the crowd cheers him on.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " What a kiss ass, using that song, of all songs, of all matches. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Which brings me to what I was going to ask next. Triple H has been known as THE King of Kings, so it's only right for him to be the first ever King of Kings Champion, is it not? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " I still say no. By the end of this match, he'll have one less nickname. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " I can already see who you're backing. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Was their any doubt? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " I guess not, considering these first two are face. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " And not apart of High Society. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Like I said, they are face. "
HHH spits his water before stepping into the ring and looking at Lewis. After his music dies down, it's replaced with "Modern Day Cowboy" by Tesla. The crowd shifts over into boos, though some cheer after his great match in the semi finals. Dutch makes his way out onto the ramp, can tell his last match has finally taken some out of him.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " And finally...from Laughlin Nevada...weighing in at 245 pounds...Representing High Society...He is The EWE International Champion, one half of the new EWE Tag Team Champions, and the 2010 King of Xtreme....The Irish Fury...DUTCH CLARK!! "
Dutch continues his way down the ramp, rasing up both his title on the way, and a smile on his face.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Now Steele...here's your first ever King of Kings Champion...He's simply The Man...not only is he in High Society...he's the fuckin Man. He's done it all. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " there's still things he hasn't done Jimmy. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Name it? He entered Sole Survivor...he won it...he entered King of Xtreme...he won it...The only reason he hasn't won a Money in the Bank, is cause he hasn't entered one...The Only reason he isn't a Gold Grand Slammer...is because the titles he needs are retired. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Kiss his ass why don't you? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Scew You. "
Dutch rolls into the ring. He smiles at both HHH and Slug before raising up his titles. Dutch hands the titles over to Jennifer who gives them to the time keeper. The ref looks around to all three men then calls for the bell.
EWE KING OF KINGS CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT EXTREME RULES SEAN LEWIS VS. TRIPLE H VS. DUTCH CLARKAfter having a hell of a night, Dutch Clark just kinda stands by during the begining of this match. With Dutch on the outside, HHH and Lewis square off in the ring for awhile. They have a good back and forth contest, that is until HHH nails the Double A Spinebuster at 3:15. HHH smirks at Dutch before following it up with a solid Pedigree. HHH makes the cover but gets up at two as Dutch was on his way to break it up, as HHH figured. HHH and Dutch start going head to head now as they go back and forth for awhile. After doing some actual wrestling for awhile, the two have a chair fight at 6:26. It was at this point Lewis suddenly came out of nowhere, hitting HHH with some Sweet Chair Music! Dutch then went to swing his chair at Lewis, but Lewis ducked and locked in the S-Works! Dutch screams but after awhile manages to get out of it. After Lewis got back up, he was leveled with a Sledgehammer! HHH made the cover, but Dutch broke it up. Dutch and HHH went back and forth again, until Dutch hit HHH with The FuryBreaker at 8:46. Dutch made the cover, but Lewis was there to break it up. Now it was Dutch vs Lewis for awhile. At 9:57 Dutch nailed Lewis with a Furious DDT! Dutch made the cover for the one...HHH came to break it up, but was instead leaveled with a chair by White Tiger!...being Extreme Rules, the ref keeps counting the two and three! Winner at 10:02: DUTCH CLARK(New Champion) Judges: 3 out of 3
"Modern Day Cowboy" hits again as Dutch stands up and smiles at White Tiger, who smiles back.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " What just happened? "
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The winner of this match...and NEW EWE KING OF KINGS CHAMPION...THE IRISH FURY...DUTCH CLARK!! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " That just happened, like I told you.. "
White Tiger raises Dutch's hand while the ref hands him the King of Kings title that he raises with the other hand. WT gets out of the ring and allowing Dutch to celebrate while he gets ready for his final match with Christy. The ref then hands Dutch his other two titles and he can barely hold them all.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " There's going to be hell to pay from the Chaos General Manager after this. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Why, is he mad? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " High Society will be in his cross hairs after this. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Why is he mad though? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Shut up Ma...I mean Jimmy...you know why. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Don't be Jelly Steele. The Game got pwned, plain and simple. "
Dutch heads his way up the ramp, while HHH sits up holding his head, and sure enough, looks pissed.
The camera's return to ringside where the ropes have been replaced with Barbedwire, and two Ladders, both completely covered in barbedwire, stand on the ramp. Jennifer Sparks stands by the time keeper's table "I don't think so" is what she said I guess.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " The Following contest is a BarbedWire Ladder match...and it will determine the 2011 KING...OR QUEEN...OF XTREME!! "
The crowd cheers...well that quickly changes when "What The Hell" by Avril Lavigne hits the PA Speakers. The cheers change to boos as Christy comes through the curtains
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " First...from Kansas City, Missouri....representing High Society...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
Christy continues her way down the ramp, paying the fans no mind at all.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Folks, you're looking at the first person in EWE HISTORY to make the Finals Twice in a row. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Sweet! She jumped groups just in time, cause I wouldn't of cared last month. "
Christy reaches the end of the ramp and stops at the steps. She stands there for a moment.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " What is she doing? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " The fear of barbewire is kicking back in. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " While the hell does she enter?! She knows what the final match is. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " That's a good question Jimmy. "
Christy finally manages to slowly get in the ring without cutting herself on the barbedwire. After that her music fades and the lights dim.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY.. AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses continues over the PA System getting a mixed reaction from the crowd as White Tiger splits the curtains yet again. Considering what is on the line, he has supporters, but he also lost some of them after who he screwed in the previous match.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Her opponent...from Rawlins Wyoming..weighing in at 229 pounds...also Representing High Society....WHITE TIGER!! "
Tiger continues his way down the ramp, still getting the mixed reaction.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " A High Society Finals...looks like I predicted right at the start of the show. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " This is interesting though. Until tonight, noone has ever been to the finals more than once. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Yeah, yeah, we know you done said Christy was the first to come here twice in a row. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " I know, but I was about to say, this is White Tiger's 2nd appearence too. The first two people ever to appear in the finals more than once...and it's on the same night. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Ah cool "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " But it gets better. They both lost the first time. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " I'm sure neither of them would like you reminding them of that. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " No, but that's the point. This match will be a sweet return to the finals for one of them. They lost the first time, now they are about to win it the second time. That's guaranteed. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " And for the other, they will lose...again. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Unfortunately so...but the question is, which one? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " We're about to find out. "
WT climbs the steps and has no trouble getting in the ring, doesn't even seem bothered that he cut his arm. Suppose it's an attempt to psyche out his fellow stablemate. WT smirks at Christy as the ref calls for the bell.
KING OF XTREME FINALS BARBEDWIRE LADDER MATCH CHRISTY CHAOS VS. WHITE TIGERBoth have been through hell already tonight, well at least in the semi-finals, they both breezed through their Quarter Finals. After the Semi-Finals though, they both don't have much left in the tank, that doesn't stop them from putting on a good match. It probably would of been better had they been 100% though is all I'm saying. None they less their was still some big bumps in this match. Right now I'm just trying to get through this massive delay though, so let's run through some of the action real quick. Christy, much like last year, spends most of the match trying her damndest to avoid the barbedwire. Surprisingly, just like last year, she manages to do that, of course she finally caught it at the end last year though, horrible boyfriend she had, and still does. There's a moment where Christy Chaos plants White Tiger right in the center of the ring with the Charismatic Crush and it seems she is going to win, but WT manages to stop her after she unscrews the case about a quarter of the way. Fast foward a little bit, more big moves, but then you got a quick and hard Struck Down off the ladder. WT had this one sealed, managing to get the briefcase most of the way unscrewed. But Christy was able to stop him just in time with a Side-Effect off the ladder, shades of her Semi-Finals, minus the extra ladder. The Biggest moment of the match would come later. when WT was outside of the ring dazed by the Announce Table, Christy comes soaring off the turnbukle with a STAR STRUCK! but at the last possible moment WT moves, and Christy collides hard with the Announce Table. WT with ease rolled back in the ring and climbed up the ladder while Christy stayed dead on the outside. With Christy never budging, WT finished unscrewing the briefcase and got himself the victory. Winner at 19:16: WHITE TIGER JUDGING White Tiger: 88% Christy Chaos: 76%
"Welcome to the Jungle" hits again as WT stays on the ladder raising the briefcase.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] " Here is your winner...and the 2011 KING OF XTREME...WHITE TIGER!! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " My god, he's done it! White Tiger put his career on the line...and it worked! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " All the doubters said it would backfire...I have to admit, that was what I most feared...but he did it! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " Tough luck to Christy, she gave it her all. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Instead she keeps her name of being Miss Second Place. "
WT climbs down the ladder and is all smiles...until he sees HHH standing on the ramp, sledgehammer in hand, that sight would kill anyone's mood, especially had they done what WT did earlier. The crowd cheers but HHH still stands there.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Don't let this idiot ruin White Tiger's moment! What a shitty GM! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " He did cost him his match though Jimmy. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " Shut up Steele, you and him both need to get over it, and respect our KING! "
WT puts on an act now telling HHH to "come on." The crowd explodes now though, WT thinks it's because of him egging the Game on, but that's not it at all. HHH smiles and points behind WT. WT, being the vet he is, doesn't just simply turn around, but turns around swinging the briefcase. The problem is, the person was ducked down, so he missed, and instead gets planted....WITH A ROCK BOTTOM!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] " THE ROCK! HE'S BACK after a Months absence! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] " He just ruined White Tiger's Celebration! This is bullshit! "
The crowd doesn't care, cause they have blown up. HHH just smiles and walks backstage, while Rock looks deadset on WT. We read The Rock's lips "Your turn." The Rock then climbs the turnbukle and throws his arm up as his song hits the PA System. The Rock heads up the ramp as the camera's fade to a Summer BreakDown promo.
EWE PRESENTS SUMMER BREAKDOWN LIVE SEPTEMBER 4TH, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!
As the camera shoots back to the ring, Jennifer Sparks had a microphone in hand, looking as fine as she always looks, and a smile on her face.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the EWE Undisputed Championship!"
The fans in London went crazy hearing that announcement before "Flashing Lights" by Kanye West was heard over the p/a system, much to the delight of Wembley Stadium. Mr. Man made his way out from the back, and looked pumped with adrenaline as he started walking down the ramp.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "It is now time for our maaaaaain event! Are you ready Jimmy?"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "I can't wait for the destruction of this man."
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "What are you talking about Jimmy? Mr. Man is on a mission to become Undisputed Champion."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Derek Daniels will ruin this man's dreams and retire him."
As Mr. Man was in the ring, suddenly his music shut off…
DEREK DANIELS: IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
"Champion" by Grinspoon now played over the speakers, drawing huge heat from the EWE Nation in London. The Undisputed Champion, Derek Daniels made his through the curtains, having that cocky smirk on his face.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Here comes a real champion Steele! Derek Daniels is a the epitome of what a champion should be!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "You may think so, but he's got a huge task at hand in this title defense."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "This is the easiest title defense in Undisputed Championship history, and Derek Daniels is going to put this chump away!"
With Derek Daniels now in the ring, holding his Undisputed Championship belt over his shoulder. The referee then got between both the champion and the challenger, Mr. Man.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Introducing first, the challenger, from Miami, Florida, weighing at 235 lbs., he is "The Gold Standard" Mr. MAAAAAAN!"
The fans gave a nice little applause to Mr. man, as he stood on the second turnbuckle, raising up one arm.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "And his opponent, from Reno, Nevada, weighing in at 255 lbs., he is the current EWE Undisputed Champion… "DYNAMIC" DEREK DAAAAAANIELS!"
Derek Daniels lifted up his belt, to receive a… well, negative reaction from the EWE Nation. Giving his Undisputed Championship belt to the referee, he raises it high, allowing about 70,000 flash bulbs in Wembley Stadium to go off. Giving the belt to the stage hand, the bell would ring.
EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP DEREK DANIELS(c) VS. MR. MANAfter the bell rings, both champion and challenger begin sizing each other up, walking in circles before finally a collar and elbow tie-up happens. As the two begin jockeying for position, Derek Daniels was able to grab at Mr. Man's arm, and twisting it, he would apply a hammerlock on his challenger.
Jonathan Steele: "Derek's got the first move."
Jimmy Justice: "Of course he does, he's a technical wizard in that ring."
With the hammerlock on Mr. Man, the challenger would simply grab onto Derek Daniels' head, and using a snapmare-like maneuver, Mr. Man jumped into the air, and falling forward onto his side, Derek Daniels had now gone forward landing on his butt. Having been able to get out of the hammerlock, Mr. Man grabbed a charging Derek Daniels by the head, and applied a side headlock.
Jonathan Steele: "And now Mr. Man takes advantage, holding a headlock on the champion!"
Jimmy Justice: "Lucky break, Derek will get him!"
Putting torque on the headlock, Mr. Man was now being lifted up by the bigger Derek Daniels, and after taking a few seconds to get up, Derek used his size advantage to lift Mr. Man up, before throwing him to the side! Seeing Mr. Man coming at him, Derek simply clotheslined the challenger down. With Mr. Man getting back up, Daniels simply scooped Man onto his shoulder and dropped him back down with a bodyslam.
Jonathan Steele: "Derek Daniels' size advantage is coming into display."
Jimmy Justice: "Well, Mr. Man is a vanilla midget, remember?"
During the commentary exchange, Derek Daniels had dropped a couple of elbow drops to the chest of his challenger. With Mr. Man having been dazed from the offensive onslaught of the champion, he was lifted onto his feet on given a beautiful back suplex! After being dropped hard onto his upper back, Mr. Man was then pinned by Derek Daniels but only got a one and a half count.
Jimmy Justice: "That should have been three!"
Jonathan Steele: "Are you kidding me? It's too early to put away the challenger."
Jimmy Justice: "Biased refereeing."
Seeing Mr. Man down, Derek Daniels decided to grab to the challenger's arm and leg, and placing his knee in his rib and lower back region, appeared to lock on a bow and arrow type move.
Jonathan Steele: "Smart strategy by DDD, remember ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Man has had a bad back since Extreme OverLoad, and Derek knows this."
Jimmy Justice: "Of course Derek is smart! That is why he's been the Undisputed Champion, and why he will still be champion after tonight."
Having held the bow and arrow applied, Derek Daniels was torqueing his knee in the rib cage and lower back. However, Mr. Man was beginning to fight back, balling up his fist and sending shots into Derek's face repeatedly. Right when it seemed that the punches of the "Gold Standard" seemed to be getting him free, Daniels simply lifted Man onto his knee, before lifting him up and dropping him with a beautiful backbreaker using his knee!
Jonathan Steele: "Good God! That was a sick back breaker!"
Jimmy Justice: "I know… I loved it!"
Having rolled to the apron, Mr. Man had been under an attack of Derek Daniels' knee to his lower back. Now on the apron, Derek goes to lift Mr. Man to his feet, but before the champion could do anything, Man would simply drive Daniels' throat into the top rope! With the "Dynamic One" dizzy, Mr. Man simply stuck his head through the second rope, and putting his between the legs of Derek, he would hit a huge back body drop on Derek Daniels, causing the Undisputed Champion to land hard on the outside!
Jonathan Steele: "Beautiful counter by Mr. Man! He took Derek Daniels up and over the top!"
Jimmy Justice: "NO! Come on Derek, get up!"
At this point, Mr. Man had begun to climb the top turnbuckle, and as Derek Daniels was getting to his feet, Mr. Man took a chance and dove off of the top rope and back flipping onto Derek Daniels with a huge, beautiful Asai moonsault on the Undisputed Champion! Having hit his target squarely, Mr. Man was receiving a huge applause from the 70,000 strong in Wembley Stadium.
Jonathan Steele: "Did you just see that!?"
Jimmy Justice: "Yeah…"
Jonathan Steele: "Mr. Man just sacrificed his own body, that is how much this match and the Undisputed title means to him!"
Taking a while to get up, the referee began his 10 count. At 2 Mr. Man go up, and looking down at the champion, he would begin to lift him up. However, Derek Daniels had other ideas when he grab Mr. Man by the waist and slammed him lower back first into the ring apron! Having taken advantage, he lifted Mr. Man in a front face lock position, before giving him a brutal vertical suplex into the steel steps!
Jonathan Steele: "Ow! Derek Daniels just suplexed his challenger into the steps!
Jimmy Justice: "That was brutal! I loved it! Go Derek!"
Derek Daniels had taken this opportunity to roll back in the ring, and he started urging the referee to continue his count. After some arguing the referee finally went back to his count which was now at 5. A beaten and battered Mr. Man was on the outside, clutching at his hurt lower back as the 6 count was heard from the referee.
Jimmy Justice: "How smart is Derek Daniels? He will win any way necessary, and he knows Mr. Man will be counted out!"
Jonathan Steele: "Yeah, unfortunately, that was a brilliant game plan."
With the 7 count having passed, Mr. Man had moved a little bit, as he was now gripping the fabric of the apron. As the 8 count was heard, Man's hand had slipped from the apron and he had fallen down. With booing ringing the air, the count of 9 was heard and Derek Daniels was beginning to celebrate… but before anything could happen, Mr. Man had one boost of adreneline and jumped to his feet and rolled into the ring breaking the count, much to the delight of the EWE Nation!
Jonathan Steele: "Oh my God! That was just amazing! Mr. Man's will to win this match somehow allowed him to roll into the ring!"
Jimmy Justice: "Yeah and Derek's beside himself, as he should be!"
A flabbergasted Derek Daniels looked on, wide eyed and in amazement. But being the champion he is, he went back into attack made and started beating at the back of Mr. Man. As he was beating on his back, Mr. Man rolled back to the apron, and getting to his feet he would send a huge forearm to the face of Daniels. With the champion backing away, Mr. Man grabbed the ropes, and decided for a springboard crossbody! But, before Mr. Man made contact with Derek, the Undisputed Champion jumped high into the air and caught an in-flight Mr. Man with a picture perfect drop kick!
Jonathan Steele: "That was a beautiful dropkick by the champ, but only a two count from the referee!"
Derek had gone for the cover but got a two. After taunting the fans a little bit, Daniels lifted Mr. Man back to his feet, and going behind him, trying to lock his arms around for almost a German suplex, he tried to lift up Mr. Man, only for Mr. Man to counter with a Victory roll! The referee hit the mat and counted one… two… thr--- But only hit the two!
Jonathan Steele: "Mr. Man almost took it there!"
Jimmy Justice: "You mean STOLE it!"
Both men took a little while to get to their feet, but when they did Mr. Man was able to get the first show, knocking Derek Daniels back with a punch! Before Mr. Man could do anything else, Derek Daniels was able to get a shot in as well! Both men began exchanging blows, with the fans yelling "YAY" every time Mr. Man hit a shot and "BOO" whenever Derek Daniels scored a right hand.
Jonathan Steele: "Both men are now slugging it out!"
Just as it appeared the game of fisticuffs was working out, Derek got the last laugh when he sent a kick right to the mid-section of Mr. Man! Taking the opportunity Derek grabbed Mr. Man by the tights and was looking to send him into the corner, when Mr. Man was able to count and send Derek shoulder first into the steel post! Taking advantage, Man would grab the shook Derek by the head and would hit a vertical suplex! Swinging his legs around and keeping a hold of Derek, he hit another suplex. And one more time, he swung his legs around and hit the third vertical suplex!
Jonathan Steele: "Mr. Man has just hit the triple verticals on Derek Daniels!"
Jimmy Justice: "Come on Derek, get into the game!"
At this point, Mr. Man was obviously feeling it and begin to go to the apron. Hearing the fans cheer behind him, Man climbed the top rope and looked at the downed Derek Daniels. And finally, he had descended off of the top rope and looked to be going for the Future Splash on Derek Daniels! At the last moment, Derek Daniels was able to roll out of the way, causing Mr. Man to crash and burn with his Future Splash!
Jimmy Justice: "Yes! Come on Derek!"
Taking advantage of the situation, Derek Daniels grabbed an obviously in-pain Mr. Man and lifting him up into almost a spinebuster, Derek Daniels was able to drop Mr. Man on his back with his version of the Sky High! Taking just a second to shake his head Derek would put his hands on Mr. Man's chest and waited for the referee to count…
Jonathan Steele: "Going for a cover! One… two… thr--- No Mr. Man kicked out!"
Jimmy Justice: "Damn it! Come on Derek, get back into the game!"
A frustrated and disappointed Derek Daniels simply got up and began to argue with the referee. After some verbal attacks and even some pushes from Daniels, the referee finally got mad and pushed back! A stunned Derek Daniels, who was still upset over the count looked possessed, but before he could do anything Mr. Man had rolled up Derek Daniels with a school boy!
Jimmy Justice: "My heart is racing! Derek almost lost it there!"
However, Derek Daniels' kick out was with such velocity that it had pushed Mr. Man off of him and caused him to collide with the referee! Mr. Man looked down at the referee, mutter "Shit!" and other profanities, and as he tried to wake the referee up, he got up and turned around, finding himself in position for the Dynamic Driver by Derek Daniels!
Jimmy Justice: "Drive that vanilla midget's head into the mat Derek!"
Derek Daniels looked to be doing just that! But before he could, Mr. Man begins to fight his way out and was able to slip out the back door, so to speak. Taking advantage of the situation, Mr. Man would grab Derek from behind and hit a beautiful Release German suplex! Having hit the move, instinctively the challenger went to cover, but remembered that the referee was out. Man once again went to try and revive the referee.
Jonathan Steele: "The referee is out Jimmy!"
Jimmy Justice: "I know, Derek's so safe right now!"
As Mr. Man was trying to revive the referee, Derek Daniels came from behind and hit a forearm to his bad back. Lifting the man up, Derek placed his challenger's head between his legs, and looked to lift him up with his body, presumably for a powerbomb. But, before he could lift him up, Mr. Man switched position so that now Derek Daniels' body was on his shoulder in a fireman's carry position.
Jonathan Steele: "Mr. Man is going for the Future Shock! He's going for the Future Shock!"
Jimmy Justice: "No, but Derek gets out! Smart move!"
Derek Daniels does indeed get out, as he was able to hold out his hand and dig his nail deep into the eye of Mr. Man! With Man focusing on his eye, the ruthless champion would slip off of his challenger's shoulders and turned Mr. Man around, kicking him in the gut and once again going for a powerbomb. But again, Mr. Man was able to slip out, and this time he dropped Derek Daniels on his back and locked on a version of the Texas Cloverleaf.
Jonathan Steele: "Mr. Man countered again and he's going for his Wave of the Future submission!"
Jimmy Justice: "Come on Derek, get out!"
Mr. Man had the Wave of the Future on tight, pulling and stretching and keeping Derek in the middle of the ring! With the referee down, Derek Daniels began to tap, but of course it didn't matter. Mr. Man didn't care and continued to apply the hold, but suddenly he went down! He had been struck from behind with the Undisputed Championship belt…
Jonathan Steele: "What the hell is Jack Michaels doing out here!? He just hit Mr. Man with the title!"
Jimmy Justice: "He's doing what any great leader can do, protect his investment."
Now Jack Michaels was going away at Mr. Man, hitting him with rights and lefts and keeping him floored. After doing this for quite a bit he signaled for Derek Daniels to come and pin him, as Derek crawled on top. However, with the referee down, Jack had to go and slap the man, trying to revive him. That's when the London fans began to cheer and look at the entrance.
Jonathan Steele: "Here comes Mr. Man's fellow Bed ‘N Breakfast member, Abdul Q!"
Jimmy Justice: "What's Abdul the Tool doing out here!?"
Abdul Q ran into the ring full blast, and began exchanging in a fist fight with Jack Michaels. After both men went at it in the ring, Abdul Q had Michaels against the ropes exactly where he needed him, and backed up before running at him and clotheslining Jack and himself over the top rope! The two continued fighting on the floor and up the ramp.
Jonathan Steele: "This is a melee!"
Jimmy Justice: "Mr. Man should be disqualified for Abdul's interference!"
Jonathan Steele: "What about Jack Michaels' interference?"
Jimmy Justice: "…shut up Steele."
With the action back in the ring and the referee now beginning to stir and Derek still draped over Mr. Man, the referee begins the slow count of one… two… and right before three, Mr. Man was able to somehow roll a shoulder up! An exhausted and obviously frustrated Derek Daniels looked up and wasn't sure what to do!
Jonathan Steele: "What's it going to take to end this match? Both men have been at war!"
This time a desperate Derek Daniels would lift the already beaten Mr. Man onto his shoulder and positioned him. Looking at the fans in attendance, a scowl came onto the champions face before jumping up and spinning, hitting a Dynamic Diver right on his challenger! Looking down as if it was over, he would begin to cover for the one… the two… the…
Jonathan Steele: "WHAT!? Mr. Man kicked out!? How the hell did Mr. Man kick out of the Dynamic Driver!?"
Jimmy Justice: "This can't be happening! The match should be over! Come on Derek!"
Derek Daniels was now livid! He was screaming and yelling and looking like a generally crazy man. The referee had now fallen back into a stage of near unconsciousness, and was clutching at his ribs. Getting an idea, Derek Daniels grabbed the Undisputed Championship belt, and placed it in position on the ground. Then he lifted the dead weight of Mr. Man up and onto his shoulder and signaled for it again.
Jonathan Steele: "Looks like Derek Daniels is thinking about another Dynamic Driver, this time on the title!"
Jimmy Justice: "Yeah, do it Derek! Get the win!"
As Derek Daniels was taking his time, positioning Mr. Man, suddenly out of nowhere Mr. Man spinned while on Derek's shoulder and managed to hit a DDT, with Derek Daniels' head landing right on the Undisputed Championship belt!
Jimmy Justice: "What the hell!? NO!"
Mr. Man now had crawled from his spot on the ground and went to the apron. Climbing the apron slowly, but as fast as he could in his condition, he looked at Derek Daniels on the mat below. With a huge pop from the crowd when they realized what was coming, Mr. Man leaped off of the top rope and hot a Future Splash on Derek Daniels!
Jonathan Steele: "He hit it! He hit the Future Splash!"
Jimmy Justice: "NO! NO! NO!"
After Mr. Man hit the Future Splash, he had hooked the leg of Derek Daniels, a bit weakly, and the referee, who was still floating in and out of consciousness began the count of one… two… THREE! Winner at 25:58: MR. MAN(New Champion) Judges: 2 out of 4 (w/ 1 Draw)
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Here is your winner… AND THE NEEEEEEEEW EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION, The "Gold Standard" Mr. MAAAAAN!"
Hearing the bell ring, Mr. Man rolled off of Derek Daniels and got on his knees, not believing! With "Flashing Lights" playing again and the fans giving a huge cheer to the sheer mention of a new Undisputed Champion, Mr. Man seemed to be in shock.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "We have a new champion! New Champion! Mr. Man is our new Undisputed Champion!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "How the hell did Derek lose!?"
By now Abdul Q, who seemed to be done fighting Jack Michaels, had rolled into the ring and gave Mr. Man a hug! Being presented with the belt bye Abdul, Mr. Man looked into it and seemed ready to cry.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "We are going to remember this night for the rest of our lives folks, because Mr. Man is now our new Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "What a travesty!"
With the realization having been set in, Mr. Man lifted up his new Undisputed Championship belt and held it up high with both hands, as pyro and confetti seemed to be falling from the roof of Wembley Stadium.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] "That will do it for us ladies and gentlemen. Mr. Man is our new Undisputed Champion and the fabric of EWE has changed overnight! What will happen now? My guess is as good as yours."
The final scene of King of Xtreme is Mr. Man on one of the turnbuckles, raising up the Undisputed Championship as the copyright information shows on the lower left of the screen.
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