Subject: Monday Night Chaos #142: February 27th, 2012 Mon May 29, 2023 8:06 pm
EPISODE#142 DATEFebruary 27th, 2012 VENUECenturyLink Center - Omaha, Nebraska THEME"Paralyzed" by Rock Kills Kid TURNOUT13/18 Roleplays RECOVERY STATUS Original Results
"Paralyzed" by Rock Kills Kid continues over the PA System while the opening pyro shoots off.
[JonathanSteele] " 6 more days until Final Destination this Sunday...welcome to the sold out CenturyLink Center in Omaha Nebraska. Jimmy Justice and Jonathan Steele welcoming you to Monday Night Chaos!! "
[JimmyJustice] " Just one more stop before Final Destination, this should be an epic show Steele. "
[JonathanSteele] " That's certainly the case, and we're not going to waste anytime. "
-OPENING MATCH- STANDARD MATCH Daniel Bryan Vs. Randy Orton [Bryan apparently gets lost on his way to the ring as the referee counts him out and Orton looks mighty confused. We get a soundbyte of Bryan screaming in the back that this "doesn't count" but unfortunately no one seems to listen.] Winner via Countout:Randy Orton Match Time: 0:10 Judges: 5/5
-MATCH TWO- STANDARD MATCH Brooklyn McDaniel Vs. Khaos [During the commotion between Bryan and the officials in the back, Brooklyn gets jammed into her locker room and cannot get out. Khaos saunters to the ring and waits as Brooklyn finally pushes through and dead sprints to the ring. It is all for naught, however, as Khaos boots her the second she gets through the ropes and nails a KHAOS THEORY to end her night.] Winner via Pinfall:Khaos Match Time: 0:25 Judges: 5/5
-MATCH THREE- STANDARD MATCH Christy Chaos(c) Vs. Charlie D Luzon [Charlie comes to the ring as Christy just smirks at him and blows him kisses. Charlie rolls his eyes and throws a quick clothesline. This is ducked, and as he turns around, Christy nails him with a CHARISMATIC CRUSH. Can we say goodnight? No because then she locks in the CC TRAP! Charlie fights for freedom, but soon taps out.] Winner via Submission:Christy Chaos Match Time: 0:37 Judges: 5/5
[TripleH] " Now get out of my sight! "
The camera turned to a saddened Jobber Squad. Jay and Dustin Jobber held each other closely, wailing and whining to each other, as if their pet rabbit, Franky, had just died….which he really had, but they had been told that he ran away to join a carrot farm, when in reality, he had gotten in the way of Mr. Jobber's lawnmower which of course he never drove without drinking a bottle of whatever happened to be lying around the house. That's beside the point. An angry Triple H stood in front of them with his arms crossed in his intimidating fashion as always.
[TripleH] " What do you have to say for yourselves? "
[JayJobber] " We don't know what we did, but we're so sorry. "
[TripleH] " Don't know what you did? "
Triple H held up a trophy, that apparently belonged to him for something or another. The head of the trophy was missing.-
[TripleH] " Do you know how hard it was to get this? I busted my butt and worked hard and was finally able to get one and what do you go and do? You break it. "
[DustinJobber] " We told you, there was a spider. "
[JayJobber] " Yeah, you could have gotten attacked and stuff, we saved your life. "
[TripleH] " You broke my trophy! Have you never heard of a flyswatter or a newspaper? "
[JayJobber] " What is reading a newspaper while we kill innocent flies going to accomplish? There was a spider on the loose. "
[TripleH] " You didn't even kill it. "
[DustinJobber] " It's hard to kill something from a distance while you stand on the desk screaming. "
[TripleH] " Nevermind. You guys are unbelievable. Just get out. "
Dustin and Jay, still sniffling, got up and walked to the door. They looked back to Triple H.
[JayJobber] " What do we do with him? "
Triple H looked down at a passed out Mr. Jobber lying on the floor.
[TripleH] " Take him with you. "
Jay and Dustin both grabbed their father by the arms and dragged him out like he was an old mattress. Triple H sat down and looked at his trophy again.
[TripleH] " Maybe some superglue would fix this. "
There was a knock at the door.
[TripleH] " I said go away. "
Triple H shook his head in an annoyed fashion as he tried to find a solution to fixing his beloved prize. Another knock.
[TripleH] " You don't want me to answer that door. I'd leave if I were you. "
There was silence as Triple H waited. A tarot card slid underneath the door. Triple H couldn't help but notice and quickly sprung up from his seat and opened the door. Left, right, no one. Triple H bent down and picked up the card. There was an old worn down tower on it. It read “The Tower” underneath the picture.
-MATCH FOUR- STANDARD MATCH Vito Moretti Vs. Brandon Lee Early Moments:[The bell rings and Brandon and Vito circle each other. They go for a tie up but Brandon quickly hits and arm drag. Vito climbs to his feet and is hit with another arm drag. He goes for a clothesline as he gets up but Brandon ducks it. He clotheslines Vito, knocking Vito back against the ropes. The second clothesline drops Vito over the rope and to the ground. As soon as he gets up, Brandon slingshots over the top rope and takes him down. The crowd cheers as Brandon gets back in the ring.]
Midway:[After Vito makes it back to the ring, he manages to thumb Brandon is the eye. He would then use his power advantage to toss Brandon all over the ring. He gets real annoyed when the fans start chanting for Brandon. Brandon takes this moment to try and roll Vito up. Vito escapes at two. Brandon tries to lift Vito up but Vito counters with a snap DDT. After another two count, Vito locks Brandon in a sleeper hold.]
Closing Moments:[Brandon manages to escape and the two go back and forth before Brandon tries for a spear. Vito sidesteps him and Brandon runs into the turn post. He staggers back right into Vito's “Made”. Vito pins, getting the three count and the win.] Winner via Pinfall:Vito Moretti Match Time: 4:27 Judges: 5/5
-MATCH FIVE- STANDARD NON-TITLE MATCH Dutch Clark(c) Vs. Mickie James(c) [ The match starts with Dutch getting into the ring and just glaring at Mickie who smiles and taunts Dutch. Dutch goes to lock up with Mickie who sidesteps and begins to utilize her speed. She catches Dutch with a quick sidekick and then locks Dutch into a frontface lock. She tries to jump back and hit an early MickieDT but Dutch simply hoists up her weight and literally throws her off of him. Mickie eyes Dutch cautiously who simply laughs and tells her to bring it back over. ]
[ Mickie comes quick and baseball slides behind Dutch. She delivers a quick knee to the small of Dutch's back which drives him forward. Mickie follows this up with a quick chopblock and Dutch goes down to the mat. Mickie goes for a quick elbow drop but Dutch displays his own quickness and moves. Mickie and Dutch are up at the same time and Dutch throws a right hook. Mickie avoids with a quick dropkick to Dutch's knee which sends him down. She goes for a quick pin but Dutch is out at one. ]
[ She picks Dutch back up and tries an Irish Whip but Dutch overpowers her and instead pulls her back into a vicious shortarm clothesline. Mickie goes down hard as Dutch walks to the ropes and begins kicking on his leg to get the blood flowing again. Mickie slowly gets back up as Dutch walks over and nails her with a right hand that sends Mickie back to the corner. He Irish Whips her to the opposites turnbuckle and charges in with a clothesline. Mickie moves and Dutch hits the turnbuckle. He staggers back and Mickie schoolboys him for a two count. ]
[ Mickie gets Dutch coming back up and hits him with a couple stiff forearms to the head. She executes a drop toe hold and quickly stuffs Dutch off with a side headlock. She jaws in Dutch's ear as the crowd boos. Dutch slaps the mat and begins fighting up as Mickie tries to grind down on the headlock. Dutch gets back up to his feet and picks Mickie up high before dropping her in a hard Belly-to-Back Suplex. The crowd pops as Dutch cracks his neck and begins to stalk Mickie. ]
[ He picks Mickie back up and picks her up in a Vertical Suplex. He holds her hanging for almost ten seconds getting a huge pop from the crowd. He falls back and drops her hard before going for a pin. Mickie gets a shoulder out at two and Dutch seems frustrated. Dutch whips Mickie hard into the corner again and Mickie drops facefirst to the mat from the impact. Dutch laughs and picks Mickie back up and jaws in her face. He slaps the taste out of her mouth and Mickie goes tumbling through the ropes. ]
[ Dutch follows Mickie to the floor as the count begins. He goes to pick Mickie up but stops when he sees Lita and Trish comes from the back flanked by HHH. He drops Mickie and begins to jaw at HHH who just smiles and pulls his sledgehammer out from behind his back. Dutch tells him he can't touch him per the contract but doesn't see Mickie who goes low with a fist. Dutch drops in pain as Mickie rolls back in the ring and breaks the count. She smiles knowingly at her teammates and distracts the referee. Trish and Lita begin to stomp Dutch before picking him up and tossing him back first into the ringside post. They pick him back up and roll him into the ring. ]
[ Mickie comes over and quickly goes for a pin. Dutch gets his foot on the rope as the crowd pops. Mickie turns to the ref and begins to jaw at him as Trish and Lita begin to throw blows at Dutch who lies near the ropes. Dutch tries to cover up as suddenly the crowd cheers as CHRISTY CHAOS comes running from the back. She blows by HHH and nails Lita and Trish from behind. HHH tries to pull her off as back in the ring Dutch is pulled back up to his feet by Mickie. She laughs sarcastically, gives Dutch a kiss and goes to deliver the patented sidekick for the Long Kiss Goodnight. Dutch sways back which causes Mickie to miss and stumble around. Dutch reaches forward and nails a FURYBREAKER to a huge reaction from the crowd. ]
[ On the outside, HHH is trying to break up the brawl and isolates Lita and Christy. As he does, he tosses the hammer to Trish who takes it to the ring. Dutch is just going for the pin as Trish jumps into the ring and drives the hammer to the back of Dutch's head!!! Dutch rolls over in pain holding his head as the ref calls for the DQ. ] Winner via Disqualification:Dutch Clark Match Time: 8:25 Judges: 4/4
Trish goes to check on Mickie who is still on dream street as Dutch slowly staggers over to the ropes. HHH walks to ringside and begins laughing at Dutch who has blood pooling through the fingers on the back of his scalp. HHH suddenly SPITS right onto Dutch's head and Dutch suddenly looks up with eyes of fire that causes HHH to back up in confusion and possibly fear. Dutch begins to physically shake as he gets back to his feet and turns around as Trish is helping Mickie get back up.
Trish turns in time to see Dutch coming and takes a baseball swing with the hammer. Dutch catches the hammer and PUNCHES through the wood handle snapping it in half. Trish looks in shock at the broken piece in her hands as Dutch levels her with a stiff right hook. She goes down as Mickie grabs Dutch from the other side. Dutch turns and grabs Mickie by the throat and picks her up off the mat. He looks at HHH with a deadly glare as the referee tries to get Dutch to release her. Dutch elbows the ref with his free hand and then THROWS Mickie over the top rope by the throat! She crashes next to HHH who stares in shock.
Dutch is not done as Trish is getting back up and throws another shot at Dutch. Dutch ducks and catches Trish in the IRISH DREAM! He squeezes hard as he continues to stare at HHH. The elbowed ref is calling for the bell as Dutch clamps the hold on tighter. Dutch continues to stare daggers through Hunter as we realize something has gone wrong in Dutch's head. Trish is unconscious and completely limp as the ref tries to pry him off the hold. Dutch refuses to let go as Lita breaks away from Christy and rushes the ring. She screams at Dutch to release the hold and begins to gouge at him but Dutch still will not let go.
Trish is actually turning blue as Mickie struggles back into the ring and she too begins to pry and beat on Dutch but he still refuses to let go. The crowd, which was once cheering, is now stunned into silence as Dutch continues to glare at Hunter and ignore the blows. Hunter yells to the back as security and more officials come to the ring to try and break the hold but Dutch is absorbing it all. Christy rushes into the ring and blows past the officials and rushes to Dutch's side. She pushes everyone away and looks at her husband.
She tries to get his attention as his eyes have never left HHH. He ignores her until she slowly caresses his face and says something to him which finally gets him to shake his head and come to. He quickly lets go of Trish who collapses to the ground. Lita, Mickie and the gain of officials rush to her aid as Dutch slowly talks to his wife who escorts him from the ring. He puts an arm around her and suddenly looks back up to see HHH staring at him in fascination. Dutch returns the glare but is half-pushed by his wife up the ramp and to the back as we go to commercial.
-MATCH SIX- STANDARD NON-TITLE MATCH Johnny Rebel Vs. The Rock(c) [ In a match of just who would get some momentum heading into the Pay Per View. Both charismatic, both have an amazing arsenal of moves but only one can win. The bell has rung and it was now underway. The Rock started the match with a poke to the eye of Rebel as the crowd booed the Great One. Rebel pushed Rock out of the ring and brawled with Rock, the referee starting his count. Johnny Rebel threw Rock into the barricade, getting angry at the fact that The Rock blindsided him like that. The referee's count was at six and Johnny continued to deliver hard right blows to The Rock, who looked like he was bleeding. At nine, Rebel rolled into the ring and quickly rolled back out to reset the count. The Rock took a handful of Rebel's tights and made him fall over the barricade and onto the other side where the fans were. The two continued brawling but when the count reached closer, they ran back in. The Rock, with blood streaming down his face, still went strong as he smacked Rebel, causing Rebel to stumble back. Rebel ran toward The Rock but the veteran caught him with a spine buster, both men remaining on the mat. ]
[ Rebel and The Rock were stumbling up, exchanging punches. Rebel gained the upperhand with some intense punches. Rocky would then go to clothesline Johnny but Johnny ducked, hitting the referee! With no official in the ring, it seemed as if anything would go. Rebel turned around to The Rock coming at him full force with a clothesline. Outside the ring now, Rocky picked up a chair and went to hit Rebel but another referee ran down the ramp to cheer's to stop that. As the ref put the chair away, Johnny Rebel delivered a low blow to Rock. Before Rock fell to the mat, Rebel quickly hit a DDT on his opponent for the pin. One, two, kick out! Rebel looks at the roster and then picks up Rock and lifts him up for the Rebel Pride. As he goes for the body slam Rock lands on his feet and delivers a Rock Bottom out of nowhere. One, two, three! ] Winner via Pinfall:The Rock Match Time: 6:38 Judges: 4/4
The Rock goes to celebrate but instead of his music. Officer Down begins to play as D-Dawg comes out from the back with a microphone in his hand as he begins to speak.
[D-Dawg] "Rocky, look I ain't gonna attack ya or anything. Peep game I know we got a match at da PPV for da International title. Let's spice it up a lil if I lose I can't challenge again until you are no longer the International champion."
-CO-MAIN EVENT- STANDARD MATCH D-Dawg Vs. Christopher Kincade [ This match starts out like a gutter street fight as Kincade tackles D-Dawg down and the two start rolling around on the mat. Kincade uncorks some right hands showing his brawling technique but D-Dawg keeps his cool and rolls Kincade up. He gets a quick two count and Kincade rolls back and regains himself. When he does D-Dawg explodes up with a clothesline and knocks Kincade backwards through the middle rope. ]
[ Kincade is dazed on the outside and D-Dawg builds up some steam and spears Kincade on the outside, obviously not taking kindly to what was said earlier. They continue to brawl with D-Dawg eventually tossing Kincade back into the ring. He rolls Kincade towards the center of the ring and scales to the second rope. He goes for a diving elbow but Kincade moves and D-Dawg hits hard. ]
[ Kincade and D-Dawg get back up at roughly the same time with D-Dawg holding his arm. Kincade smells the blood, so to speak, and hits a quick Single-Arm DDT. He holds on in a cross armbreaker and the ref checks for a submission. D-Dawg manages to reach the ropes and Kincade breaks. Kincade gets up fast and kicks D-Dawg's shoulder, obviously trying to capitalize on the minor injury. ]
[ D-Dawg absorbs some more punishment until a commotion gathers Kincade's attention. Coming from the back is PAUL MATTHEWS with his arms crossed and a snide look on his face. Kincade sees this and begins jawing at him which allows D-Dawg to hit a quick neckbreaker from behind. D-Dawg goes for a pin but Kincade is out at two. ]
[ D-Dawg sends Kincade into the opposite ropes and begins working him over before placing him up on the top rope. He looks for a superplex but Kincade blocks it with a big right. D-Dawg falls off the ropes and Kincade tries to shake the cobwebs. Matthews suddenly comes running down and jumps on the apron which causes Kincade to try and throw a shot at him. This gives D-Dawg enough time to run the ropes and hit a SNAP SUPERPLEX into the ring! ]
[ The two literally bounce off the mat and D-Dawg begins flipping back from the momentum. By sheer instinct Kincade cradles his legs and gets the THREE!!! ] Winner via Pinfall:Christopher Kincade Match Time: 7:01 Judges: 4/4
The two are still down as Matthews runs into the ring and quickly goes to the hurt Kincade. He begins putting the boots to him and picks him up for a DEBREE in the middle of the ring! He laughs at the downed superstar and begins making his way to the back.
Triple H is finished yelling on the phone and hanging up when the scene returns from commercial. Paul Matthews now stands in his office as the two stare eachother over.
[PaulMatthews] " Well... "
[TripleH] " Well what? "
[PaulMatthews] " What did you want me here for? "
[TripleH] " Well I sure as hell didn't call you back here because I got bored with looking at a plain mirror. "
They both shake their heads.
[TripleH] " I want to know what you just did a minute ago? "
[PaulMatthews] " I'm not sure what you're talking about. "
[TripleH] " You know exactly what I'm talking about, and believe me, I'm fine with it. I just thought you said you moved on from last week? "
Matthews shrugs his shoulders.
[TripleH] " Whatever, not only did you say you had moved on, but you also said there's no way Kincade could beat you when there wasn't any countouts, you said that right. "
[PaulMatthews] " I did. "
[TripleH] " Good, let's find out then. This Sunday at Final Destination, let's see the rematch. Paul Matthews, Christopher Kincade, 2...This time...it'll be Falls Count Anywhere. "
Matthews smiles and nods.
[TripleH] " You like that? "
[PaulMatthews] " I sure do. "
[TripleH] " Good, now get out, your match is about to start. "
Matthews heads out as HHH picks his phone back up. He quickly puts it back down when someone else enters the room.
[TripleH] " How the hell did you get past Security. "
[JohnnyChaos] " Relax Hunter, I just want to talk. "
[TripleH] " That's the whole problem with you, you just want to talk. "
[JohnnyChaos] " I think I did a little more than talk, on Saturday. "
[TripleH] " What the hell does that mean? "
Johnny smiles and lays a DVD Disc on the desk.
[JohnnyChaos] " I recorded my good time for you, with you in mind. Watch it, I recammend you do. "
Johnny heads to the door and stops.
[JohnnyChaos] " Just make sure your Kids ain't in the room when you watch it, it's definatley not PG. "
Johnny laughs and walks out of the room while HHH looks at the disc, anger in his eyes.
-CO-MAIN EVENT- STANDARD MATCH Paul Mathews Vs. White Tiger [ Paul Matthews started things off with a hammerlock, wrenching White Tiger's arm behind his back. WT delivered an elbow to Matthews' head to release himself from the hold, and reapplied the hold onto Paul Matthews. ]
[ Matthews drived the back of his head into WT's face, then Irish whipped him into the northwestern turnbuckle. Tiger runs at the turnbuckle, and gives Matthews a clothesline to the face, as the impact echoed through the arena. Paul bounced off after the impact, which White Tiger followed up with a spiked DDT and a cover. ]
[ 1 . . 2 . ]
[ Paul Matthews kicked out, as WT looked at the referee, fighting about the pinfall. White Tiger rolled Paul over, and applied a reverse chin lock to him. Matthews managed to crawl towards the ropes and escaped the hold. The EWE Legend was about to pick him up, however, he was met with a fist to the midsection. Matthews followed up with a knee to his face, which bounced his opponent up, making him groggy. Matthews tried to follow up with his signature move, the Debree, however, White Tiger fights out of it, sending him up and over with a back body drop. With a cocky grin, he begins to climb the southwestern turnbuckle and stalked his opponent. As Matthews gets to his feet, White Tiger dives off looking for the Struck Down. Matthews moves at the last second and WT crashes into the mat. Matthews looks to drape an arm and gets a... ]
[ 1 . . 2 ]
[ Shoulder up. The crowd starts to murmur as suddenly Christopher Kincade returns from the back looking less-than-thrilled with the interference ran on his match earlier. Matthews and WT get up at about the same time and Matthews takes him down with a quick uppercut. He turns his head and sees Kincade from the back and walks to the ropes jawing. Kincade feigns hitting the ring but doesn't as WT sneaks behind Kincade. He reaches up and locks in the TIGER SNARE! Kincade chuckles with joy as Matthews struggles valiently against the hold but eventually passes out. ] Winner via Submission:White Tiger Match Time: 9:01 Judges: 4/4
As WT begins celebrating, it's cut short with a led pipe to the back of the head....by Jack Michaels! WT holds the back of his head while Jack looks at the pipe in his hand. You can see regret all over his face, that's when he looks up the ramp and we see Alessandro holding his contract. Jack sighs before grabbing WT's head with his free hand, then driving the pipe 3 more times into his face. WT is busted open by this point and Alessandro has moved to ringside. Jack starts to leave but Abdul shakes his head, we can hear him saying "give him the blast". Jack sighs as he grabs WT. Alessandro yells "No!". Alessandro then slides a chair into the ring and instructs Jack "ON THAT!" Jack refuses, but Alessandro shows him the contract again. Jack grumbles before giving WT THE LAST BLAST, ON THE CHAIR! The entire arena is booing as Jack rolls out of the ring and storms up the ramp. Alessandro just soaks in the boos as he backs up the ramp and raises up the Undisputed Title.
-END OF FEED-
TOP 5 ROLEPLAYERS1: CHRISTOPHER KINCADE 2: WHITE TIGER 3: DUTCH CLARK 4: D-DAWG 5: PAUL MATHEWS
RESULTS CREDIT???: 1st Segment
JAY: HHH / Matthews / Johnny Segment, Show Ending
MIKE: Vito/Lee
D: Rebel/Rock
SCAR: Mathews/Tiger
DUSTIN M: All Other Matches
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Subject: Monday Night Chaos #142: February 27th, 2012 
