Monday Night Chaos #47: April 24th, 2006

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Match Two

Standard Match

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley Vs The Fizz

Winner: Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley

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SHANE MAKES THE ANNOUNCEMENT

The Announcement you all been waiting for...especially the 6 eager men that prevailed in the qualifying matches last week...how...and when will these 6 Men stretch their rightfully earned title shot?...Shane make the blockbuster Announcment...the time is May 14th...The Place is Detroit, Michigan...the Event is AfterMath...and the match...is...the 2ND EVER....2ND CHANCE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!!...Marc Trust Vs Chris Hart Vs Emperor Ben Vs Shawn Michaels Vs Triple H Vs Randy Orton...who will survive?...who will walk out of Detroit the brand new...eWe Champion?!!!

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Match Three

Standard Match

Batista Vs Marc Trust

Winner: Marc Trust

Afterwards: Randy Orton showed up looking to get an early advatage before the Chamber in just 20 days!...with a 3 on 1 assault by Evolution.

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Match Four

Mid Eastern #1 Contendership

Falls Count Anywhere

Condor Vs Predator

Winner: Predator

We cut after the match is over and we see Ciaran Michaels getting ready for his match agaisnt Jordan Rage and Kris Jaxson. He smiles and walks down the hallway toward the ring when all of a sudden he is attacked by someone who is not visable.

Jonathan Steele: What just happened? I didn't see who it was who attacked Ciaran and why?

Tazz: I don't know Steele, but whoever it was must have some kind of grudge agaisnt Ciaran to attack him like that.

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Match Five

International #1 Contendership

Jordan Rage Vs Kris Jaxson

As we come back from the commercial we see that we are in the center of the ring, and the ring announcer, Jennifer Sparks in the middle of the ring with a mic in her hand, she gives the crowd a smile, when someone slips in the ring and whispers somthing in her ear. She nods and then puts the mic to her lips.

Jennifer Sparks: The following matchup is for the contendership for the International Title! Ciaran Michaels will not be taking part in this match.

As we head up to the top of the ramp, " Deify" by Disturbed hits over the P.A systems as Kris Jaxson comes walking down the ramp with a smirk on his face, he walks down the ramp and slides into the ring.

Jennifer Sparks: Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at two hundred twenty five pounds...Standing at six two. Hailing from Dallas Texas...He is DA Career Killa', The Untouchable...KRISSSS...JAXXSSOOOOONNNN

The fans give a mixed reaction for Kris as he slides into the ring and holds up both arms, pulling off his sunglasses and his shirt he pulls on the ropes testing them and smiles looking toward the ramp, he seems to be ready for this match.

Jonathan Steele: Kris Jaxson seems really pumped up for the new comer Jordan Rage, as you know both of these men have been talking trash since the beginning of the week.

Tazz: And I think it's time for Kris Jaxson to shut this kid up. I always hated rookies who thought they were already all that. Kris needs to put this kid in his place.

Jonathan Steele: It isn't going to be that easy though! Jordan Rage is supposed to be a tough kid. Kris will have a challenge on his hands.

"Rockstar" comes over the PA system and the fans stand up to get a look at the new kid. The lights are out, and we see Jordan come out with a kendo stick in his hand. He slaps the top of the ramp some and then holds his fist up in the air with some cheers and boos.

Jennifer Sparks: And the challenger..Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at two hundred fifty four pounds, standing at six feet three inches...Hailing from Chicago Illinois...He is " Mr. Intensity..." JORDANNN RAGGGEEEE!

Jordan looks to Kris and points his kendo stick to him, he looks around and then drops it right beside the ring and slides in only to be met by the foot of Kris Jaxson who starts stomping him right away. The bell sounds and Jennifer gets out of the ring. We are under way.

Jonathan Steele: And we are underway!

Kris keeps the attack on Jordan Rage until Jordan finally gets to his feet, but Kris just keeps the offence flurry going, he punches and kicks Jordan until he is in the corner, and then he gives him a hard back hand to the chest and Jordan stumbles holding onto the ropes. Kris then gives Jordan a hard knee and Jordan goes through the second rope and hits the floor. Kris smirks and pretends to wipe sweat.

Tazz: Can you say over rated? This kid has did nothing but got an ass kicking by Kris Jaxson. How long til Kris puts him away? ANy takers?

Kris slides out of the ring a little cocky now, he gives Jordan a little slap and then grabs his arm and irish whips him into the barracade, Jordan hits shoulder first and then rolls over, trying to get up, facing the fans he gets a axe handle blow to the back of the head sending him to the floor, Jordan tries to get right back up but Kris rolls him into the ring, leaveing his neck on the apron, he climbs up himself and gives him a huge leg drop, Jordan rolls over holding his throat choking. Kris smirks and climbs up and climbs into the ring. He then pulls Jordan to the middle of the ring and drops an elbow across the throat and then puts him in a headlock.

Jonathan Steele: Oh my! Kris has just dominated this young man, you can tell Kris has yet to break a sweat, he could just choke Jordan out here.

Tazz: It wouldn't surprize me this is a weak match for KJ, what I would call a warm up match for Snake.

Kris grips the neck of Jordan Rage harder until his eyes cross, and then finally shut, the ref runs over and raises his hand and then raises Jordan's hand once above his head. It falls, once more...It falls, the crowd is now booing the rookies efforts...A thrid time...NO! Jordan holds his hand balled up in a fist and starts to pump his fist into the air, he forces KJ to his feet, and then gives him one elbow, two elbow...Three, KJ let's go and when he goes Jordan bounces off the ropes but is caught with a closeline that sends him doing cartwheels. KJ points to his head a couple of times and then he goes to pin Jordan.

Tazz: Here we go..Theres one..Two..NO! The rookie kicks out, I don't see how but he did, he has already took enough punishment...

Jonathan Steele: Kris looks a little upset and seems to be arguing with the ref.

KJ has the ref pointing at him and holding up three fingers, when Jordan is slowly getting to his feet, KJ not but a little sweat on him, Jordan red with punishment stands up with help of the ropes. He walks over to the ring and KJ turns around and smiles, motioning for him to bring it on, KJ goes for a closeline but Jordan ducks it, and when KJ turns back around, it's Jordans turn for a flurry of offence. Fists of fury starts to pound away at KJ's face and body sending him to the corner trying to cover him. When he gets to the corner, Jordan starts to stomp him in the gut before sending him to the opposite turnbuckle. Then he takes a run and splashes KJ who stumbles out with a dumb look on his face, Jordan gives him a drop toe hold and then lets out a yell slapping his chest.

Jonathan Steele: OH MY! This kid isn't done yet! He has just shifted the match into his favor and it seems like it's working!

Tazz: I wouldn't say that just yet Steele. KJ has been in charge of this match too long for him to just give it up this easy.

Jordan starts to stomp KJ and then he drops down to the mat and he grabs him in a headlock, KJ starts to get to his feet and he lifts Rage in the air but Jordan turns him around and gives him a SPEAR!

Jonathan Steele: SPEAR! SPEAR! He calls that RAGE! He must be getting ready for his finisher which I have heard is somthing else!

Tazz: I'd like to stick him in my Tazzmission.

Rage walks over and picks KJ up and kicks him in the gut and then throws him in the turnbuckle and calls for his finisher. KJ comes running at Jordan one last time but Jordan gives him a hard knee and KJ falls back into the corner, looking defeated, Jordan then picks him up and picks him up to the top turnbuckle, Jordan himself climbs to the middle, he tucks Kris's head under his arm and holds his fist up, fire in his eyes, he drops Kris headfirst onto the mat with a yell, he pops up and drags Kris's limp body to the center of the ring and puts a hand on his chest and pulls his leg up...

Jonathan Steele: OH MY GOD! RAGE AGAISNT THE MACHINE!

Tazz: ONE...TWO...THREE..Wow...

Jonathan Steele: When Jordan Rage got hot...He just took Kris Jaxson out...Wow...

Jennifer Sparks: YOUR WINNER AND NEWW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERNATIONAL TITLE...JORDANNN RAGGEEE!!!

Jordan holds up his fist as the ref is checking on Kris, when he wakes up he crawls to the corner holding his neck. Jordan picks up his kendo stick and walks over looking down on Kris, he taps his head once with his kendo stick and holds on his hand...Kris shakes it and Jordan rolls out of the ring, only pasuing at the top of the ramp to hold up his kendo stick.

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Match Six

Submission Match

Emperor Ben Vs Chris Jericho

Winner: Emperor Ben

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Match Seven

Street Fight

Randy Orton Vs Snake

Winner: Draw

Great Back and forth match...it is a damn good match...and real close...many close falls...even better...and closer then the 1st time...Orton is looking to put Snake away with The RKO but instead is speared threw the ring Barrier!!!!....by XPLOSION SUPERSTAR EDGE!!!!!!!!!......Edge has a sly smirk on his face then turns his attention to the International Chamion who's just getting up...right as Snake turns around Edge spears him straight into the steel steps!!!!...Everyone is completely shocked by Edge's appearence and don't know what to think...the ref has to call the match and also call EMT's down to check on both men.

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Main Event

TRIPLE THREAT TAG MATCH- eWe TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

Next Generation(Law & Hart) vs D-Generation X(HHH & HBK) Vs Sinister Alliance(Stormfront & Justin Vincible)

One Long crazy Match...with an ending that is even more crazy...and can be confusing...so bear with this...all 6 Men are everywhere brawling...The Ref is unconcious from a mis fire Superkick by you know who...Stormfront and HBK are in the ring...Stormfront is about to get up as HBK is tunning up the Band...but suddenly Orton slides into the ring...now looking to be in better shape...he has that normal arrogant smile on his face as he is almost face to face with HBK...suddenly HBK sees something from the corner of his eye and Super Kicks Masters...in that instant ORton takes advantage and plants HBK with the RKO....Orton poses until he is nailed from behind by Marc Trust...They exchange rights until Marc takes the lead then clotheslines Orton out of the ring...as he turns around he has his head nearly taken off by Evolution's Animal...he is then struck with the Batista Bomb!...Batista screams until he turns to a Sledge Hammer to the skull...the hammer held by...Lil Bo Beep...who the fuck do you think is holding it...As Batista is rolled out of the ring...HHH stalks Stormfront with that Hammer...Stormfront is up...but hasn't turned around yet...HHH is about to just crack him in the back...when the hammer is stuck behind him...it's held by someone...EMPEROR BEN!...Ben yanks it out, then tosses it down...the 2 then exchange Rights until HHH charges and clotheslines Ben over the top rope...but HHH falls with him...back on their feet they brawl again...and Ben clotheslines them into the audience...they fight all the way threw until they can't be seen anymore...Stormfront turns around and all he sees...is Carnage all around him...he's kinda confused...but then shrugs his shoulders...he turns back around the other way to be hit with the BIG TIME!!...Chris gets the cover and the 1...2..3!!!

Winners and NEW eWe Tag Team Champions: Chris Hart & Law - Next Generation

Afterwards: Law and Hart have a celebration with the titles...they are joined by their girls at the ramp and they pose on stage with the gold looking back at all the carnage left at ringside...Chris raising up his Tag Title, and Alexis on his other arm...Law raising up his Tag with one arm, Mid Eastern with the other...and Nicole wrapped around his waist...all smiling as the camera's fade.

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TOP 5 RPERS

SUPERSTARS
1: Randy Orton/Snake
2: Jordan Rage
3: Kris Jaxson
4: Next Generation
5: Sinister Alliance

DIVA'S
1: Dream
2: Helena Ring
3: Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
4: The Fizz
5: n/a