Monday Night Chaos #93: September 24th, 2007

With that...The Chaos Opening Video begins to Play..

Before the Announcers can speak and start hyping the show...even before the pyro can shoot off "The Time is Now" by John Cena and Tha Trademarc echoes through the PA System, sending the crowd to their feet as Cena comes through the curtains looking a little focused..

Jonathan Steele: Well, welcome to Monday Night Chaos everyone, just 6 days away from Dynamic Destruction..

Tazz: Shut up Steele..The Champ is here!

Trish Stratus: And you know he isn't happy about last week..

Cena Continues down the ramp and slides into the ring, where he retrieves a mic.

John Cena: What, ya'll didn't expect me to be here tonight? Is that really how you think I roll? You can't keeo me down, despite the ass kicking I took last week after my match at the hands of Johnny Chaos...Right here...right now...THE CHAMP!...IS HERE!

Cena Raises up the title as the crowd roars..

John Cena: Johnny, what you did...was stupid, plain and simple...ya you was sending me a message, and guess what Johnny, I got it...loud and Clear...I know exactly what you can do with those weapons, I've felt it first hand, but you Johnny...you don't know what I can do with those weapons...but don't worry...you will soon enough..

The Crowd cheers as Cena continues...

John Cena: What happens tonight Johnny, it'll be on your head...I just want you to remember that..

Jonathan Steele: What's he mean by that?

Cena drops the mic and continues backstage as the scene fades to commercial..

Announcer: A New Champion...

Jennifer Sparks: Your Winner...and NEW EWE CHAMPION...JOHNNY CHAOS!!!

Announcer: Short Lived...

John Cena: as far as this Money in the Bank Goes...when will be the right time to cash it in...well Johnny...THE TIME IS NOW!!!

Announcer: And now...a Rematch...

Johnny Chaos: I have a rematch clause John...and I want my damn title back..

John Cena: if you want some...COME GET SOME!

Announcer: But not just any match...

Johnny Chaos: John, I have 3 Simple words for you..

Johnny Chaos: TABLES.....LADDERS......AND CHAIRS!

Trish Stratus: OH MY!

Jonathan Steele: John Cena...Johnny Chaos...TLC for the eWe Championship!

~~Fast forward~~

Johnny walks over and begins climbing the Ladder..

Jonathan Steele: I don't even wanna know what he's gonna do now!

Tazz: Stop being a pussy Steele..

Trish Stratus: totally...

Johnny reaches the top, and he smirks at the booing crowd, though some cheering cause they love extreme action weather it's perfomed by good guy or bad guy...Johnny then leaps and Connects The Extreme Splash Through The Table!

Johnny Chaos: I hope you're ready John, The Clock is ticking...

Announcer: Chaos Presents, Dynamic Destruction, September 30th, and only on Pay Per View!

As the Camera's return from break H8 is already in the ring, with Vamperillia standing at ringside..

Jennifer Sparks: The Following contest is scheduled for one fall...in the ring...H8!

A few moments later "Evolution" by Korn hits over the PA System and the Crowd Boos as Delirious steps out with MsCheif

Jennifer Sparks: And the Opponents...from The Edge of Sanity...accompanied by MsCheif...weighing in at 225 pounds...Delirious!!

Delirious & MsCheif continue their way down as Delirious enters the ring and the bell sounds..

Jennifer Sparks: Your Winner...Delirious!

"Evolution" by Korn hits again as Delirious looks at the crowd..the ref tries to raise his hand, but Delirious scares him away, MsCheif slides in and raises his hand instead..

The Camera's go backstage where we see Trixy standing by with Gwen Rose.

Trixy: Hello everyone! I'm here with the eWe Women's Champion, Gwen Rose...Gwen, this Sunday you'll be deffending your Title in the 1st ever 8 Way Elimination Match here in eWe. But tonight, you're facing the person you was originaly set to face This Sunday, The Number One Contender Ariel Allegheri...what are...

Before Trixy can finish Gwen is ambushed by Melina!

Jonathan Steele: what the hell?

Melina continues to kick away at Gwen before picking her up and tackling her into The Interview Set!

Jonathan Steele: What is the meaning of this?!

Tazz: Melina has snapped..

Melina keeps on the visious assault hitting Gwen repeatidly in the face. She then finishes the Job with The Extreme MakeOver onto the Concrete Floor!

Jonathan Steele: Oh come on!

Trish Stratus: so much for The title match..

Melina stares down at Gwen with a evil smile before giving her one last kick to the stomache and walking away.

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As We Return from break "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent echos through the PA System. Ana steps out getting cheers from the crowd as she smirks.

Jennifer Sparks: The Following contest is a Diva's Tag Match scheduled for One Fall...introducting first, from Las Vegas, Nevada...Ana Valentine!

Ana Continues down the ramp and rolls into the Ring where she smiles more at the fans. "This ain't a scene, this is an arms race" by Fallout Boy hits and the crowd cheers more as Nicole steps through the curtains.

Jennifer Sparks: Her Partner...from Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Nicole Johnson!

Nicole continues her way down as she joins Ana in the ring. Then her song is replaced with "American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz. The Crowd gives a mixed reaction as Alyssa steps out onto the ramp.

Jennifer Sparks: And the opponents...first...from Beverly Hills, California...Alyssa Phoenix!

Alyssa continues her down and stops at the end of the ramp. She smirks at Ana & Nicole until her song is replaced with "What Are You Waiting For" by Gwen Stefani...the crowd gives another mixed reaction as Dream steps out through the curtains..

Jennifer Sparks: And lastly, her partner...from Boston, Massachusetts...Dream!

Dream continues down the ramp and joins Alyssa. They speak with eachother for a moment, before they both dash into the ring and a 4 diva Cat Fight begins!

Tazz: ALRIGHT!

The Diva's continue to scrap away, until finally the referee gets things in order.

Jennifer Sparks: Your Winners...Dream...and Alyssa Phoenix!!

"American Woman" hits again As Nicole slides in and Alyssa slides out and starts heading up the ramp with a smirk on her face.

Jonathan Steele: Well quite an impressive Debut for Alyssa..

Tazz: No doubt, she brings that Sunday, she could be our new Champ!

Trish Stratus: Well Tazz don't get ahead of yourself...she still needs 6 More Pinfalls or subbmissions added to that come Sunday.

Nicole is in the ring mouthing Alyssa, as Alyssa is on the stage motioning her Hands over her waist.

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As we return, Rick Cage is already in the ring with Jennifer.

Jennifer Sparks: The Following Contest is scheduled for one fall...in the ring, Rick Cage!

A Mixed Reaction for Cage as he raises up his arms..then "Stronger" by Kanye West hits the PA System and the crowd gives another mixed reaction as Benji steps out with a smirk on his face.

Jennifer Sparks: And the opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada....weighing in at 186 pounds...Benji Homan!

Benji continues down the ramp and rolls into the ring as he stares at Rick.

Jennifer Sparks: Here is your Winner...Benji Homan!

"Stronger" hits again as Benji rolls out of the ring celebrating..

Tazz: That was a pretty good match..

Jonathan Steele: And now their tied..

Trish Stratus: wonder when the rubber match is?

The Camera's now cut backstage, where we see Melina walking the halls to go find Nitro for his Tag Match, but before she gets any farther, she is caught up to by Justin White.

Justin White: Hang on Melina...I just wanna ask you real quick...well, why the hell did you beat the crap out of Gwen?

Melina rolls her eyes then looks at Justin with a smile on her face.

Melina: Why did I do it? Why did I beat the crap out of our Women's Champion?...did you see Last Week Justin? Did you see who it was getting the pinfall in our mixed Tag Match last week...that's right, it was me! I dominated last week...and I don't get into the Title Match this Sunday? Up until tonight Alyssa hasn't even had a match and she was already in it...but Melina can't be in it?...how is that right?

Justin White: Well

Melina: Shut up...If I can't have the Shot I rightfully desserve...then noone can!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?

Melina jumps a little as she turns around to see the eWe Chairman and Chaos General Manager, Stone Cold Steve Austin. The crowd explode in the backround as Austin has a serious look on his face.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Gwen Rose is unable to compete tonight....She's unable to compete Sunday...she is unable to compete anytime in the near future...she has to forfeit her Women's Title....are you happy about that?

Melina: Well Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?

Melina just looks a little annoyed as Austin still looks serious

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Did you think I would cancel the match this Sunday? is that what you thought?

Melina: ...

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?...The match is still happening...without Gwen...a New Champion will be crowned...but it's not a 7 way....it's still a 8 way Match...who should that replacement be...should it be you?

Melina: yes Austin...noone dess

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?........I'm sorry please continue with what you had to say..

Melina: I was just gonna say that noone desserves the shot more then

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?....What have you done to earn a shot? other then injuring my Champion..

Melina: That's exa

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?

at this point Melina is starting to get really annoyed..

Stone Cold Steve Austin: anyone else...they'd susspend you for what you did, not reward you for your actions with a title shot...but Stone Cold ain't like everyone else...Stone Cold likes Violence...Stone Cold loves Drama...You got it...Your In...Your Gwen's replacement..

Melina: Thank You Steve! you will not be dis

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?

Melina: appointed..

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Just get out of here..

Melina leaves happy as Austin gets ready to leave in the other direction...but as he turns around...he becomes face to face with someone else...someone we all know...someone that makes the crowd erupt with both cheers and boos..

Mr. McMahon: Well done Austin...I may not of been able to handle that better myself...

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?

Mr. McMahon: You're right...I probably would of...

Stone Cold Steve Austin: I'm getting real sick of you showing up on my show..

Mr. McMahon: It won't be for long I assure you..

Vince walks off as Austin looks a little angry...

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As the Camera's return from break "Who Run This" by Kingspade hits the PA System and the crowd explodes as K~Dawg, Lillie, Scotty & Trisha all step out through the curtains..

Jennifer Sparks: The Following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!...on their way to the ring first...accompanied by Lillie & Trisha Jones...at a combined weight of 430 pounds...K~Dawg...and the eWe Mid Eastern Champion, Scotty Blaze...DETROITS MOST WANTED!!

DMW Continues down the ramp where Dawg & Blaze slide into the ring. They both pose on a turnbukle as the crowd takes photos. Blaze then takes his Mid Eastern Title and hands it to Trisha on the outside as their song dies out and is quickly replaced with "Famous" by Puddle of Mudd. The Crowd instantly boo as Nitro & Melina steps through the curtains in their normal fashion.

Jennifer Sparks: And the Opponents...first accompanied by Melina...From Los Angeles, California...weighing in at 219 pounds...Johnny Nitro!!

Nitro and Melina continue down the ramp as Melina stops in the middle of the side of the ring.

Tazz: I love this part!

Melina puts one leg up on the apron and rubs her hands down it before placing the other up and doing the splits, as she does this, Nitro does his pose in front so we can't see up her skirt, fag. She slides under the bottom rope as Nitro slides into the ring himself. Melina smirks at Trisha as Nitro hopes up on the turnbukle doing his normal pose. He takes off his sun glasses and fur coat and sets them by the steps as his music fades away. Moments later it is replaced with "Face The Pain" by Stemm, which keeps the crowd on booing as Stone steps out on stage.

Jennifer Sparks: And now his Tag Team Partner...from Chicago Illinois...weighing in at 220 Pounds...The Self Proclaimed Man of the Year...Alex Stone!!

Tazz: There she goes again!...Did she not see what he said to Trixy in his role...I mean promo?

Jonathan Steele: Yet it's still self proclaimed...cause he's the only one that believes it Tazz..

Stone continues down the ramp and joins Nitro in the ring as the bell sounds.

Jennifer Sparks: Here is your winners, Alex Stone...and Johnny Nitro!

Jonathan Steele: oh what bologne! Nitro stole the damn thing..

Tazz: boo hoo Steele...

Trish Stratus: yea, it's not like it was for the title..

Jonathan Steele: so...This Sunday will be!

As Scotty gets back up pissed, he has no time to do much else as Nitro takes him down with a SnapShot. Stone slides in smiling, until K~Dawg ambushes him and is punching away. But that ends when Nitro kicks him between the legs from behind!

Tazz: ouch...

As K~Dawg drops to his knees, Stone pulls out the same pair of Brass Knucks...as the crowd just boos. Stone smirks and is about to clean his clock, no pun intended, when he notices a worried Lillie on the outside. Suddenly, a devilish smile crosses Stone's face as he rolls out of the ring.

Jonathan Steele: What's he doing?!...LEAVE HER ALONE!

Stone just keeps walking towards Lillie, as she starts to get really scared and begins pleading. Stone assures her everything is fine and that he just wants to talk. That's when he quickly grabs Lillie and throws her over his shoulders. Immediately she begins kicking and screaming, but he just keeps her and heads up the ramp.

Jonathan Steele: come on! what's the meaning of this?!

Stone continues up the ramp with Lillie, as Melina & Nitro laugh and head up with....Moment Later K~Dawg gets the energy to get back up, and quickly darts up the ramp as the camera's go to a commercial..

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K-Dawg, having recovered from the beating he had just received at the hands of Alex Stone ad Johnny Nitro was frantically running through the backstage area in search of Stone and Lillie.

K-Dawg: Lillie! Lillie where are you? Stone I swear to God I'll rip your God damn head off!

Kurtis continues forward in a panic stricken state, asking everyone he passes if they've seen Alex Stone. No one seems to be able to help him so it appears that Kurtis is on his own as his search continues.

As the Camera's return to ringside "King" echos throughout the arena, and the crowd can do nothing but boo as Queen Sharmel steps out through the curtains with a mic..

Queen Sharmell: ALL HAIL KING BOOKER! ALL HAIL KING BOOKER! ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!

The crowd just boos as Booker steps out, normal attire, and of course his pinky raised up.

Jennifer Sparks: The Following contest is scheduled for one fall...on his way to the ring...Accompanied by Queen Sharmell...from Houston Texas, weighing in at 250 pounds...King Booker!

Booker and Sharmel continue down the ramp as Booker makes his way into the ring. He hands over his Robe & Crown to Queen Sharmell as she gets out of the ring. Then his music cuts and is quickly replaced with "Ain't Nothing but a G Thang" by Snoop Dogg & Dr. Dre...Which turns the boos, into a mixed reaction as Snake walks out, of course a half smoked blunt lit in his mouth.

Jennifer Sparks: And his opponent...From Mexico City Mexico...weighing in at 235 pounds...The Baddest Man on the Planet...Snake!

Jonathan Steele: Can he smoke that on National Television?

Tazz: why not?

Jonathan Steele: FFC is gonna be all over our ass now..

Tazz: and I'm sure your use to people being all over your ass..

Trish Stratus: I don't wanna hear what you two do on Saturday Nights...

Snake continues down the ramp and stops on the edge. He takes a few more hits so he's not to waste too much then steps up on the ring apron. He smiles at Booker, then flicks it over at Sharmell. Booker Snaps and charges right at Snake as the bell sounds.

Jennifer Sparks: Here is your winner, Snake!

As Snake starts celebrating, the camera's again go backstage.

Kurtis Porter once again comes on screen searching the backstage area as he looking for his girlfriend Lillie. Still shouting down the hallways with no reply, he is close to giving up, until he comes to a locker room door with the words, "Extreme Connection" written on the sign.

K-Dawg bursts through the door to see Johnny Chaos sitting there getting taped up for his tag team match later on, alongside his sister Christy and wife Drama.

Johnny Chaos: The hell are you doing in here?

K-Dawg: Where's Stone!?

Johnny Chaos: How the hell should I know, I don't keep track of his every moment like you and your love bird Scotty do.

K-Dawg: I'm warning you Johnny, he's got Lillie, and if he lays a finger on her, every single one of you is going to pay.

Johnny Chaos: If I tell you where Stone is what are you going to do anyway? It's not like you can beat him, if you take on Stone in the boiler room, or the toilets or the car park or the cafeteria, he's going to give you the beating of a life time, just like he's going to do on Sunday.

K-Dawg: Just tell me where he is!

Johnny Chaos: I already told you, I don't know where he is! Now get the hell out of here before I throw you out, I've got a match to prepare for since I haven't had mine yet, I'm a main eventer remember, you'll never be anything more than a pathetic mid carder.

K-Dawg gets in Johnny's face but Johnny refuses to back down as the two have a stare down. K-Dawg realises he's wasting time and isn't going to get anything from Johnny, so he turns around and leaves the room to continue his search.

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As the Camera's return from commercial "King of the World" by Saliva echoes through the PA system as the crowd jumps to their feet and Ciaran Michels steps out through the cutains.

Jennifer Sparks: The Following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it will deterimine who will meet Nero Phoenix This Sunday for the International Championship!...introducing first...from San Antonio Texas, weighing in at 245 pounds...The Real Xtreme Kid...Ciaran Michaels!!

The Crowd continues to cheer as Ciaran continues his way down the ramp and rolls into the ring.

Jonathan Steele: Ciaran Michaels has come a very long way...Ever since eWe's 1st Royal Rumble, the uppers have predicted he'd be in the Big Title hunt, but his biggest problem has always been consistancy..He'd show up...then dissappear...then re-appear...

Tazz: But now, he's finally being consistant...he stays on his game...he's a champion in the making, I'm telling you..

Trish Stratus: He's already a Tag Champion Tazz, to show off what you boys mean...but Tazz is referring to Singles gold, and he can very well have that Sunday...but he'll have Nero to get through...and before him...he'll have this guy to get through..

Right on cue, "Metalingious" hits the PA System as smoke fills the stage. Edge Steps through the curtains, with his hand locked with Lita's. Immidiately the cheers, shift to boos, as they just smile.

Jennifer Sparks: And his opponent...accompained by Lita...From Toronto Ontario Canada...weighing in at 240 pounds...The Rated R Superstar...Edge!!

Jonathan Steele: Edge, another man who's been on a quest for Gold...his biggest let down, would of course be WrestleMania 4.

Tazz: He's still trying to re-cover from that...but Steele don't go doubting The Rated R superstar, it's never a smart thing to do..

Trish Stratus: Not only because he won his match in only 10 seconds last week...but he's canadian...and Canadians always tend to be better at everything..

Tazz: Where the hell did you get that statistic?

Trish Stratus: I just know..

Edge & Lita continue down the ramp, where Edge enters the ring. He looks over at Ciaran with a smirk as they get ready to lock up. But just before the bell could ring, "Open Your Eyes" by Guano Apes hits the PA System. The Crowd all turns their attention back to the ramp as Nero steps through the curtains. He's got the International Title on his shoulder, and a huge smirk on his face.

Jonathan Steele: Well guys...looks like we're about to be joined by The International Champ..

Tazz: that's never a bad thing..

Trish Stratus: Who you calling a guy?

Nero continues down the ramp and smiles at both Edge & Ciaran, who are both focused on what's on his shoulder, both telling him it'll be theirs. Nero then walks over and notices the chair that's next to Steele...instead he brings it around to the other side of the table and sits next to Trish.

Jonathan Steele: is it because I forgot to put my deoderant on today?

Tazz: I knew something stank..

Trish Stratus: Don't mind these idoits, glad you could join us champ..

Nero Phoenix: Pleasure's all mine Trish...I been watching this tournament pretty closely...now I thought I'd get a front row seat of seeing who's ass I'll kick Sunday.

Jennifer Sparks: Ladies and Gentlement...Your Winner and Number One Contender to the International Title this Sunday!...Ciaran Michaels!!!

"King of the World" hits again as the crowd begins to go wild.

Jonathan Steele: Now that...was a match..

Tazz: Agreed...back and forth, back and forth...both men had some very close pinfalls...was very good..

Trish Stratus: definately...and Ciaran certainly earned this victory..

Nero Phoenix: ya right...but boys, Trish...it's been fun...

Nero takes off his headset and grabs his International Title...you think he's leaving, but instead he slides into the ring, and meets face to face with a pretty exhasted Ciaran Michaels.

Jonathan Steele: Oh no come on..

Nero and Ciaran continue to face off until Nero sticks out his hand. Ciaran looks at it, and debates shaking it. Nero just keeps it there, but before Ciaran can shake it, he's hit from behind.

Jonathan Steele: What the...Slade & Gavin...what are they doing here?!

Elite continues to mob Ciaran as Nero just laughs...he then tells them to hold him for him. As Gavin & Slade both hold a arm, Nero hits Ciaran with a few cheap shots. Then he pulls out his old Brass Knucks again. Before he swings, we hear the crowd roaring, he looks up the ramp.

Jonathan Steele: Finally some help, get em Gino!

Nero and Elite roll out just as Gino rolls in...Gino hangs with his partner while cursing Nero & Elite who's half way up the ramp smiling, while Nero raises up the International Title.

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