Wednesday Night Xplosion #60: June 27th, 2007

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AJ Styles & G.T Extreme FUCKED OFF

Beavis & Butthead def. Brent Acid & Syco

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Brutality reportedly went missing after getting his head smashed by a wrecking ball, so the match became a 1 on 1 encounter.

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Opening Match
Triple Threat Match
Brutality Vs. Wraith Vs. Alter-Nate
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With the starting of the match, the fans are already behind Wraith. This makes him a little more confident, being how he's facing a returning monster, in that of Alter-Nate. Wraith is rested in one corner, and Nate is dead center. Nate runs at Wraith with a close-line, and since Wraith had nowhere to go, Nate connects, sending Wraith's body from the neck down up into the air. Nate then looks for a suplex, but when he gets him up in the correct, Wraith gets Nate into a small package. Even though it is only a 2 count, it fires Nate up, enough so for him to run up against the ropes and back at Wraith with a big boot. He connects, viciously enough to have Wraith land on the back of his neck. Nate then beats on his chest, getting himself pumped up. He dares Wraith to get back up, and when he finally does, Nate kicks him in the mid section, locks in Wraith's arms in a double under-hook, then proceeds to lift him up, finishing off by sending him down with an N-BOMB!! He then simply places his boot on the side of Wraith's neck, and the ref counts one... two... three!

Winner: ALTER-NATE

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BACKSTAGE
DX crashed yet another Xplosion, but this time they were invited, as the New Unified Tag Team Champions. Shawn Michaels was playing rock paper scissors, when Danny Danger accidentally spilt coffee on Shawn. Triple H then smacked out Danger with a sledgehammer, causing Predator to confront the two. DX and Predator shared a laugh, before giving Danny a wedgie, and then agreeing to give The Chaotic Saints a Title Shot at American Revolution

PPV MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT: DX vs Chaotic Saints (EWE Tag Team Championships)

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Match Two
Standard Tag Match
Chris Zero & SJK Vs. Insane Clown Posse
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As the match begins, we see Violent J in the ring, opposite of Chris Zero. SJK is getting Zero pumped up, slapping his shoulder, while Shaggy 2 Dope is bouncing up and down on the apron, getting the 40-50 Juggalos there pumped up, while the rest of them boo the two. Violent J taunts Zero, daring him to come at him. J is now in the middle of the ring, and Zero is in the corner. Zero then gets the bravery to run at J, only J does a sudden Belly 2 Belly suplex. Zero gets up slowly, holding his lower back, that is until J has had enough of this waiting and he grabs Zero up by the neck, looking for a ChokeBomb. He carries Zero around the ring a bit, letting his choking ways reach an all time high, but he goes back to far, cause he was in reach enough toward SJK for SJK to punch J in the back, causing him to drop Zero. While the ref argues with SJK, Zero gives J a low blow! He rolls J up in a small package, and gets well over a 3 count, but the ref is distracted with SJK. The ref finally realizes what has happened, and counts, only getting a 2! Zero looks on in disbelief, and begins to argue with the ref about how he had him for the 3. While he is arguing, J tags in Dope, and Dope runs into the ring as pumped up as ever. He goes at Zero, but Zero finds a way to get Dope in a school boy roll up. With the ref not looking, Zero puts his feet on the ropes, and his feet are close enough for SJK to drop down and hold them in place, as they get the 3!!

Winners: Chris Zero & SJK

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BACKSTAGE
White Tiger makes a rare appearance on Xplosion, as he holds a canadian flag to say some emo stuff about Chris Benoit. He makes an open challenge to face anybody in a submission match at the PPV and Chaos' Ciaran accepts. Jenna walks by with some porno mags, and makes the match official. Austin may not be happy about the decision.

PPV MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT: Xplosion's White Tiger vs Chaos' Ciaran Michaels (Submission Match: Benoit Tribute)

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Match Three
Singles Match
Android 18 Vs. Damon James
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Android 18 and Damon James exchanged a tussle of highflying moves. There was nothing to put between the two in the beginning, as both got close pinfall opportunities. Damon James went for a series of kicks with a following of superkicks, mule kicks, and then a sunset flip, but 18 caught him and slided him down with a spinning brainbuster. She went for the pin but he kicked out. Android 18 then began brushing her hands together to signal for the hayduken firebolt. James mangled back to his feet, and as he turned round 18 ignite the fire out of his hands, but James escaped narrowly becoming the first man to dodge the deadly move. 18 looked on in furor as she went for The Annihiliation but James countered it into the Crash and Burn 1, he then went for Crash and Burn 2, followed by 3 and then 4 as he converted it into an anaconda vice, but 18 played possum quickly countering it into the 18 points of pain. 18 screamed for James to tap but he refused, as he crawled to the ropes, and then used the ropes to lift himself back up and deliver a enzuiguiri to 18s face. He smiled as he turned round straight into the HADYUKEN firebolt as James was set on fire. The ref quickly extinguished him out as a "HOLY SHIT" chant started, 18 then hooked James leg and got the 3 count

Winner: ANDROID 18

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BACKSTAGE
Chaos Recap - Extreme Overload 2007 recaps, showing a week late. Alex Stone keeps his title, and a whole other bunch of important crap happens

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Match Four
EWE Pure Wrestling Championship
Singles Match
Austin Paul{c} Vs. Chris Steel
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Chris Steel began by punching Paul away in the face, as the champion got his ass handed to him in the early quarter. Paul then used his size advantage to twist things around with a huge irish whip into a sit-out spinebuster, which rattled the mat of the ring. Briana Banks then tried to intervene by flashing her tits for Paul, which got his attention allowing Steel to land the Clean and Sober. He then teased for Paul to get back up, and as The Irrestible Phenom did, he was planted back down with a Cum Shot(Super Kick) not that white icky stuff that comes out of dudes. Steel went for the pin, but Paul kicked out at 2. He sprung back to his feet and blindsided Steel with a strong clothesline, followed by a running leg drop. Paul went for the pin, but Steel countered twisting over Pauls legs and then locking him in the Second City Stretch (Anaconda Vice). Paul was close to tapping, but he used his strength to escape out of by lifting Steel up on his back, and then running around the ring for a muscle buster. He then went for an Inverted headlock backbreaker, and Steel was close to being knocked out, but Briana Banks flashed her tits once again to cause a distraction as Paul let go, and then walked over to Banks to get her phone number. This then allowed Steel to recover as he went for the Welcome To Chicago Bitch! But Paul reversed it into The IRRESISTIBLE BOMB to get the 3 count

Winner: AUSTIN PAUL (Still Champion)

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BACKSTAGE
Xplosion Next Event
Brand Exclusive PAY-PER-VIEW
AMERICAN REVOLUTION
WASHINGTON D.C
JULY 8TH 2007

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Match Five
Singles Match
Predator Vs. The Rock
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The fans are electric, cheering for both the Rock and the Predator. They both nod their heads, knowing this should be a good one, and before they begin, Rock extends his hand, and Predator shakes it firmly. Finally, the match is under way as the two lock up. Their power is pretty much equal, or so you would think. After a bit of struggle, Predator is able to get a power advantage, flinging the Rock back a foot or two. Rock gets up on one knee, quickly, and eyes down a confident Predator. Predator smirks and does a "Get Up" taunt. When Rock does get fully up, Predator runs at him, looking for a close-line, but Rock holds Predator's arm, goes under, and finishes off his little twirl, he does a People's DDT! The fans are now going crazy, as Rock begins to slowly slide off his left elbow pad. He throws it into the air, runs against the ropes, and back to Predator, falling with an intense People's Elbow, only nobody was home! Rock holds his elbow in pain, as Predator gets up in the corner and begins to measure Rock for the Brink of Extinction. Predator runs to Rock, as fast as ever, only Rock ducks the arm and does a sudden Rock Bottom! He covers, getting the 3!

Winner: THE ROCK

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BACKSTAGE
Some Gay Video showed
Hyping Up Blue Panthers return
See Graphics Showcase to see the video

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Match Five
EWE All American Championship
Singles Match
Dan Taylor{c} Vs. Alex Shelley
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Alex Shelley began with a lot of spirit as he charged at Taylor with a air raid crash. Shelley then went for a springboard moonsault to get the pinfall, but Taylor flung him up in the air towards the ropes to escape. Shelley then went for the Northern Lights Bomb, but Taylor reversed it, wiggling down onto the floor and then smacking Shelley out with the Taylormade. Taylor then began an aggressive streak as he sliced Shelleys head into the Taylormission, as Shelley began tapping avidly. But with So Cal Val distracting the referee, it allowed Sabin to drag Shelley towards the ropes to break the hold as the ref turned round. Taylor pissed off at Sabin then flew off the top rope for a suicide dive, as he smashed Sabins head against the guard railing. He then slid back in as Shelley went for the Shellshock, but Taylor elbowed out and then ran against the ropes for a running sto. Taylor then climbed the ropes as he landed a huge elbow drop on Shelley. So Cal Val came back on the ropes but Taylor decked her out with a Taylormade. He then teased for Shelley to get back up going for an Inverted Rock Bottom, but Shelley went to reverse it into a Skull Fuck, but Taylor countered it and then out of nowhere hit THE WEST COAST CUTTER. He then hooked Shelleys leg up and got the 3 count

Winner: DAN TAYLOR (Still Champion)

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SCENE
After the match 18 slid into the ring as Taylor and Android exchanged a fierce staredown. Android 18 challenged Taylor to put the title on the line at American Revolution, which Taylor had no problem accepting. She then challenged him to make the match an Inferno Match, which Taylor was hesitant to answer. He turned his back, as 18 then swung him round to deliver the HADYUKEN firebolt, but Taylor moved out the way and then sliced 18 out with THE WEST COAST CUTTER, as he then accepted the match type, leaving 18 knocked out cold in the ring

PPV MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT: Dan Taylor vs Android 18 (Inferno Match : All American Championship)

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Match Six
Singles Match
Sean Lewis Vs. Danny Danger
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The match started evenly, as Danger sprang off the ropes for a whisper in the wind, but Lewis jumped in mid-air catching Danger with a leaping ddt. Lewis then climbed the turnbuckles for a flipping leg drop, before tapping his feet down on the mat to deliver a superkick to Danger almost breaking his jaw. Lewis went for the pin but Danger escaped after 2. Lewis then went high again for a flying headbutt, but Danger played possum as he arose, and then ran against the ropes to lang a enzuguri kick to Lewis. He went for the pin but Lewis got his legs on the ropes. Sean then countered into a sharpshooter, as Danger quickly crawled out locking Lewis in a schoolboy pin, but Lewis shrugged Danger off. Danger then picked Lewis up for a double underhook front flip pile driver, but Lewis countered it into a double underhook back breaker and went for the pin, but Danger got an elbow up at 2. Danger and Lewis then both got up and Lewis went for the UpDraft, but Danger wriggled out and then landed a sudden springboard pele kick, he went for the D7X but Lewis reversed it setting him up for the GLORIA. Lewis went for the pin, but Danger amazingly got a shoulder up at 2. Lewis then got out a chair and slid it into the ring, as the ref protested for him not to use it, but Lewis ignored the ref calls as he dragged Danger to the corner, placed the chair on his head, and then began tapping for some SWEET CHAIR MUSIC. Lewis went to hit Danger with the superkick but Danger moved out the way at the last second as Lewis foot rammed straight into the chair, and then the steelpost. Lewis held his foot in pain as he turned back round straight into THE OVERDOSE, as Danger hooked up Lewis leg and got the 3 count

Winner: DANNY DANGER

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Main Event
EWE X-Division Championship
Singles Match
Cameron Hayden{c} Vs. Mr. Man
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Hayden began strong with a killer punch to the nose of Mr.Man, which sounded as if he broke a bone. Manny crouched down to check on his nose, as Hayden bounced off the ropes for a running dropkick to Mr.Mans face as his nose started bleeding. A huge "you should'nt stick up your finger up your nose" chant started directed at Manny. Hayden continued his dominance with a running forearm as Manny blood splattered all over the floor. He lay down as the ref splashed some water on him to try cool him down, while Hayden climbed the turnbuckles for a Corkscrew Moonsault. He went for the pin, but Manny kicked out. Hayden then went for a 450 Splash, as he went for the pin again, but Manny escaped. Hayden then went for another high flying move with a standing moonsault, going for the pin, but Manny kicked out once again to the frustration of Hayden. Cameron then went for a Ringpost Figure 4, but Manny countered it into the Wave of The Future, as he regained some momentum. Hayden crawled over to the ropes, but Manny pulled him back in the center, holding onto the submission with no signs of letting go. Hayden was close to tapping, but then out of nowhere reversed into a ankle lock as Manny slipped out of his shoe to escape, and then landed a flying crossbody on Hayden, as he went for the pin, but Hayden got his hands on the ropes. Hayden then threw Mr.Man boot into his face, as he went for a swinging neckbreaker, but Manny countered it into a german suplex, as he jumped off the ropes for a somersault pin, but Hayden escaped at 1. Manny then grabbed Cameron by the head as he went for a ddt, but Hayden went for a reverse ddt, but Manny countered it into the Back To The Future, as he went for the pin, but Hayden got a shoulder up at 2. Mr.Man then stood up kicking the ropes wondering what to do, as Hayden got up behind him as he went for THE BIRTH CONTROL. Hayden went for the pin to look for the 3 count, but Manny reversed it into a bridge pin as the ref made a quick count, but Hayden narrowly escaped at 2 and a half. Mr.Man wasted little time as he went to the top ropes beating his hands against his chest and then flying off for the Future Splash, he went for the pin, but Hayden used brute strength to break the count, and then reverse it straight into THE CONTRACEPTION. Mr.Man was feeling nauseas as Hayden put him under considerable amount of pain, but Manny refused to tap, he slowly made his way to the ropes, but Hayden kept on pulling back, as Man tried desperately to reach the ropes. Hayden screamed for Man to tap, but Man faught the pain, and then managed to get his hands on the ropes. Hayden was fuming, as he slid out of the ring to grab a steel chair, he came back in and then went charging at Man with the chair, but Man ducked as Hayden hit the chair on the ropes, with the chair bouncing straight back onto Hayden face, as he was dazed, Mr.Man then grabbed his arms and then spun him round to lift him up for the FUTURE SHOCK! As Hayden was out cold. Mr.Man then hooked Haydens leg up, and got the 3 count, as the crowd went nuts

Winner: MR. MAN (New Champion)

SCENE
After The Match Lewis came running down to attack Hayden, but Hayden was going apeshit, as he decked Lewis out with his one remaining championship.. The World Heavyweight Championship. Hayden then grabbed a set of brass knucks and busted Lewis wide open, as he beat the crap out of him. He then pronounced that his and Lewis match at American Revolution, would be contested in a Barbed Wire Ladder Match. Hayden then hit Lewis with The Contraception for good measure, as the show ended with Hayden raising his WHC belt high, above a motionless Lewis

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TOP RPERS
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1: Dan Taylor
2: Danny Danger
3: Mr. Man
4: Cameron Hayden
5: Android 18