Wednesday Night Xplosion #81: February 27th, 2008

Sean Lewis is walking backstage, making his way to his dressing room with a smirk on his face when he is stopped by Blue Panther. Panther has a cold stare, but Lewis just smiles on in his cocky way.

Sean Lewis: Oh look who it is. My old friend Panther, back from kissing Vince's ass I see? So, how much did you soil yourself after hearing that Xplosion and Chaos are now one brand after attempting to get away from Jenna?

Panther places both hands on his hips, raising and eyebrow and tilting his head foreward, peircing BJ with a gaze of pure venom.

Blue Panther: You think you're so funny Lewis don't you. But unfortunately your far from a comedian. Don't try to be something your not. You're nothing more than an overrated wrestler.

Lewis holds his chest as he gets a false hurt look on his face

Sean Lewis: Ooh that one hurt soo much Panther. Hit me right in the Heart.

He brushes off a fake tear as his grin lengthens.

Sean Lewis: Is someone still mad at me for two weeks ago. Get over it, The sharpshooter isn't irreversible and just because your client has the Hart last name doesn't men he is unbeatable. Infact as I recall I pinned him 1...2...3! And as I recall your face of shock last week was PRICELESS!

Panther shakes his head but in doing so Lewis gets speared into the wall by Chris Hart. Hart stands over Lewis. Hart then picks Lewis back up and throws him back into the wall. Hart then lays some kicks in on to Lewis. Panther starts to laugh as he stands infront of Lewis's face. Hart looks down on Lewis.

Blue Panther: You think your so funny don't yeah kid. You want to know what I find funny; Chris Hart ending your career and we want to do it at the coming of a new era, Last Stand. Consider this a formal challenge to a match at Last Stand.

Panther smiles sickly.

Blue Panther: Oh don't answer now, I will be expecting your reply at Chaos. Consider this an invitation to once again appear at the A Brand before we merge. Have a good match Lewis...cause it might be your last

Panther brushes past the still cocky lewis, attempting to shove him out of the way with his shoulder.

Match One
Triple Threat Match
Eli Hogan vs. SJK vs. CJ Extreme
Eli is the first to land a hit, leaping Angel-like into Sterling James Keenan and pounding him with fists, all the while, CJ Extreme falls back against the turnbuckle, watching the action ensue. Eli's fist continuously crashes against SJK's face, a huge look of surprise painted upon his face. After a few more hits, SJK manages to grab and arm, placing a knee in Eli's stomach and tossing him over and off of him, rolling back onto his palms and back-handsprining to his feet. Eli comes rebounding from the ropes, only to have SJK step-up enziguiri Eli back onto, then out of the ropes. SJK starts to turn, but instead is on the money making end of a fierce bulldog, his head bouncing dangerously off of the mat. CJ goes straight to work with a hammerlock armbar ripped straight from Rocky Romero's move repetoir, SJK's face twisting and contorting with pain. The crowd begins to cheer vigorously as Eli climbs up onto the turnbuckle, leaping to the top of the turnbuckle and then diving off with a moonsault, crashing into both opponents and knocking CJ's armbar loose. For a few moments, all three men are out on the floor, but Eli rolls over, draping and arm over CJ, only recieving a short two-count. Eli drapes the other arm over SJK, again, only getting a fast two count. Eli sits up, simlutaneously with SJK and CJ, who all stare at each other, Eli's head darting back and forth. SJK and CJ Extreme seem to go into a bit of cohersion here, batting eli back and forth with thunderous right hands, like a ping-pong game. Back and forth, back and forth, finally Eli drops, and SJK leaps over his falling body with a quick pinwheel kick, planting CJ in the jaw with his heel. He drops for a lateral press over CJ, getting a long two-count. SJK gets to his feet, pointing to the crowd, he turns around, kicking a woozy Eli Manning in the stomach and nailing his signature MK Lite move. He drops down for the cover, but CJ is now to his feet. CJ grabs SJK's ankle, dragging him off of Eli manning. SJK fights, reaching in desperation for the ropes, but he cannot make it, and thus, taps out.

WINNER: CJ Extreme

Match Two
Triple Threat Match
Scott Steiner vs. Johnny Divine vs. James Manson
Scott Stiner gets into the ring last. Both Johnny Devine and James Mason look at each other. They then run at Stiner and give him a double dropkick to the outside taking him out of the match easily. Devine and Manson stare at each other as the bell rings because the no shower is gone from the match. Devine jumps Manson with a forearm to the head. Devine then grabs Manson by the head and gives him a headlock takedown to the ring. Devine wretches the head as Manson tries to get to the ropes. Manson slowly inches towards the ropes using his legs to latch on to them. The ref forces Devine to break the hold. He does so but runs against the opposite ropes and hits Manson with a Yakuza Kick. Devine goes for the pin. 1...2...NO! Kickout. Devine then picks Manson up and hits him with a suplex. Devine goes for another pin. 1...2...KICKOUT! Devine doesn't let it faze him picking Manson back up and throwing him into the turnbuckle. Manson's back collides with the turnbuckle. Devine runs at Manson but Manson gives Devine a big boot to the face. Manson takes advantage by climbing the turn buckle looking for a diving spear but Devine hits the ref into the ropes causing Manson to go crotch first to the turn buckle. The ref has few words with Devine but Devine just laughs it off. Devine then climbs the turnbuckle to where Manson is perched. Devine grabs Manson and goes to attempt a Suplex but Manson won't let him. Devine tries again but Manson delivers a stiff shot to the gut. Devine then stumbles off of the ropes and onto the canvas. Manson grabs Johnny's head and looks like he is going to hit him with a Tornado DDT but instead Manson jumps over to the opposite side of the ring apron causing Devine to go throat first onto the top rope. Devine falls backwards. Stiner tries getting into the ring but slips on the ring apron crashing head first onto the ring apron and getting knocked out on the outside. Manson then hits a springboard Leg drop. Manson rolls up Devine for the three.

WINNER: James Manson

As James Manson and company are leaving the ring, the attention draws to the titantron; where a very familiar face is standing by.

Brutality: Hello, eWe fans, and welcome to the final Xplosion program. I sincerely hope you're enjoying the competition thus far?

The fans begin to cheer, Brutality appears to be located within an office.

Brutality: As you all know, some major changes are going on in eWe. For one, Jenna Jameson; she's gone. And good riddance, she was a bitch anyway. Taking her place?

Brutality smiles, then dramatically jabs his chest with his thumb, inciting a major reaction from the crowd.

Brutality: That's right. I'll be at Vince's side, making sure he don't fuck shit up. That also means a new era in extreme. Speaking of.

The titantron flashes to a vision of Kris Jaxson holding the belt up high.

Brutality: As my first act as General Manager, I'm going to make an X-divison title match. Kris Jaxson, you'll be facing...

Brutality scratches his massive beard.

Brutality: Oh... Chris Steel.

The fans begin to cheer very loudly.

Brutality: ...in a ELEVATION X MATCH!

The crowd suddenly explodes, and the smiling face of Brutality disappears on the screen.

Match Three
Tag Team Match
Lucifer Grimm & Chris Steel vs Kris Jaxson & Predator
Kris Jaxson starts off the match with Lucifer. Kris and Lucifer tie up. Lucifer throws Kris into the turnbuckle. Kris is shocked that he was moved. They tie up again but this time Lucifer was thrown into the ropes. Both big men make their way to the center of the ring. Kris goes to punch Lucifer but Lucifer catches him with a Clothesline. He goes for the pin. 1...2...Kickout. Lucifer picks Kris up but Kris lays a quick shot to the abdominal area of Lucifer. Kris then takes advantage and attempts to give Lucifer a power bomb. But before Lucifer can be picked up, he reverses it into a back body drop. Lucifer grabs Kris and goes to the corner for the tag. Lucifer tags in Steel. Lucifer holds up Kris as Steel Springboards off the top rope and hits Jaxson with a dropkick. Steel then goes for the pin. 1...2...Predetor jumps in and breaks up the count. The ref gets Pred out of the ring. Steel then throws Jaxson into the corner. Steel charges at Kris only to get a boot into the face, causing Steel to stumble backwards. Kris then attempts to run at Steel but Chris kicks the legs from under Jaxson causing Kris to fall on his back. Chris goes for the pin. 1...2...Kris kicks out! Steel doesn't fret though and walks towards the ropes. Kris slowly gets to his feet. Steel calls for the Clean and Sober. Steel runs at Jaxson attempting the Shining Wizard but Jackson ducks. Steel lands on his feet and continues to run towards the ropes. Steel bounces off the ropes. Steel runs at Jaxson, Jaxson grabs Steel and hits him with a Release German Suplex. Both men are on the ground. They inch towards their partners. The crowd doesn't know who to cheer but they are cheering anyway. Steel tags Lucifer and Kris tags Predator. Lucifer runs at Pred but Pred lays out Lucifer with a huge clothesline. Pred yells as Chris pops himself up to the ropes. He springboards and goes for a clothesline. Pred spears Chris in mid air causing him to fall on his back. Chris rolls to the outside. Lucifer grabs Pred by the head and gives him a bull dog. Lucifer then then throws Pred into the top rope and gives him a big boot. He goes for the cover. 1...2...PRED KICKS OUT! Lucifer gets up frustrated and starts arguing with the ref. Chris slowly gets back into the ring while Jaxson slowly gets to his feet. Jaxson sees Lucifer and runs at him for a clothesline. Lucifer pushes the ref out of harms way and ducks. Then ass Jaxson continues to run he gets hit with the Cum Shot “From out of nowhere” by Steel causing him to fall out of the ring. Steel and Lucifer smile as they look at Pred. Seeing the 2 on 1 advantage since Kris no showed. Lucifer holds up Pred as Steel sets up another cum shot. But Pred ducks and the cunt collides with Lucifers face. Chris is shocked as Lucifer rolls out of the ring holding his face. Chris is looking at Lucifer saying sorry and forgets about Pred. Predator turns Chris around and hits him with the Go 2 Sleep. He gets the pinfall and the win for his team.

WINNERS: Predator and Kris Jaxson

The scene fades in, to see Danny Danger's girlfriend Carmen huddled in the middle of a dark room. Suddenly, Danny rushes in. Carmen jumps at him and hugs him, scared. Danny tries to reassure her that she is once again safe from the monster of a man, Nero Phoenix. She then begins to speak very scared...

Carmen Poole: Danny, Danny... oh my God.

Danny Danger: Shh, it's OK. He's gone, baby.

Carmen Poole: No, Danny... you don't understand... I'm... I'm... pregnant!

Danny looks shocked at first, but then hugs Carmen once more to reassure her of safety again. IT appears that he now must protect two beating hearts...

Main Event
Crazy Six Man Tag Match
Antonia Malone, Dan Taylor & Nero Phoenix vs Android #18, Danny Danger & Sean Lewis
Danny started the match out, as did Antonia, whom he easily over took, and planted face first into the camera. He stood up, raising his shirt and showing his nipple to the crowd. Nero Phoenix leapt in, Nailing Danny with a flying frankensteiner, going for a fast pin, but then remembered he wasn't the legal man, right before recieving a diving drop kick from Android 18, knocking him clear out of the ring. Danny then made a tag to Sean Lewis, who allowed the crawling Antonia tag in Dan Taylor. Sean Lewis got in Dan Taylor's face, talking some smack. Taylor immediately went for the West Coast Cutter, but since he noshowed, it didn't work, and Sean Lewis reversed it into a Death Drop DDT. Lewis went for a quick cover, which would have easily been a three, but the ref was busy scratching his balls, and thus counted late. After a fast two, Lewis reached up, tagging in Danny again, who leapt over the top rope with a leg drop. He too goes for a cover, but Nero Phoenix distracts the referee. Dan Taylor catches him in the nuts, staggering Danny, tagging in Nero. Nero suddenly becomes a house of fire, drilling Danny with several rapid fire lariats, his momentum being stopped by a short arm clothesline from Android 18, who tagged herself in. From there, it became a massacre, Android 18 bending Nero in every possible way. It looked like she was gonna finish him, but Nero reversed her leg grapevine, forcing her to tag. Sean Lewis jumped into the ring about the time Nero broke the hold, and he dove over, tagging in Antonia, who visibly didn't want into the ring, but she got in anyway. Lewis nailed her with a superkick, letting his momentum carry him into the other two, knocking them to the floor. He picked Antonia up by the hair, and landed the Gloria for the win.

Confetti began to rain from the rafters, as the fans began to cheer for the winners of the final main event of Xplosion. Brutality himself came to the ring, raising Sean Lewis' hand specifically.