Straight at the start of the show, we go towards the backstage area of the Rawlins arena. Kelly
knocks on a door, she steps back and awaits for a response as the door "reads" Cameron Hayden, which
recieves strong boos by the heavily pro White Tiger crowd. Kelly stands waiting for a moment, before
the door creaks open by itself. Kelly raises her eyebrows and then walks in
Kelly: Hey Cameron? It's Kelly, I just came in to get a few words? You Here?
She hears a growl and a poor attempt at a roar, as she turns round to find
Cameron huddled in a corner, dressed up in a tiger costume. She moves over to Hayden
and kneels down
Kelly: Cameron? You okay? Why are you dressed up as a tiger?
Hayden began an evil laughter, as he rubbed the paws of his costume together, with
his laugh getting more weird
Cameron Hayden: Her map is the face of the world
Is a map of the world
He then paused as Kelly stared back at him cluelessly
Kelly: Okay.. who is she that you are talking about?
Cameron Hayden: You can see she's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
Cameron stares at something behind Kelly, as Kelly quickly looks back to see if someone's
there, but no one is
Kelly: Sorry Cameron, I don't understand what you're on, but could you please explain what you mean
by all of this
Cameron Hayden: And everything around her is a silver pool of light
The people who surround her feel the benefit of it
Kelly sighs, not able to get any response from Cameron
Cameron Hayden: It makes you calm
She holds you captivated in her palm
He shows the palms on his paws on his tiger costume, and then begins stroking Kelly's hair, as she feels
uncomfortable
Cameron Hayden: Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
This is what I wanna be
Kelly: Wait I got it! You've been quoting KT Tunstall all along? Her songs rock
Cameron Hayden: Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell it means so much to me
Hayden then rips out of his tiger costume, and chucks it into the bin as Kelly smiles
Kelly: So with that out of the way Cameron, tonight you face White Tiger for the World-
She is suddenly cut off, as Hayden wraps his hands around Kellys neck, suffocating her
Cameron Hayden: The Jungle has a new predator in charge. The throne is in jeopardy. My championship comes back tonight..
In the words of the Undertaker, White Tiger, tonight you will REST IN PEACE
Kelly fights for help, but shes in a hopeless situation as Hayden passes her out onto the floor. Security then rush in
to back Hayden off from doing any further damage, and then that douchey Canadian inspector dude shows up
Detective Makk: Cameron Hayden, it's nice to finally see you. Unfortunately, you do know that regardless the result of our match.
Afterwards you're under arrest for suspicion of first degree murder of Shawn Ashlocke
Cameron Hayden: FUCK YOU!
Detective Makk: Now now Mr Hayden, with that kind of attitude, we may just proceed to make the arrest before you're match
Hayden and Detective Makk stare face to face, along with several other officers who surrond him in the room. It looks as if
a fight is gonna break out, but then suddenly Cameron Hayden begins to walk off out of the room
Cameron Hayden: Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite
Detective Makk and several officers look just as confused as Kelly was, to what Hayden meant by that. He walked out
of his locker-room, slamming the door shut, and then pulling over a solid steel reinforcement so that nobody would be able to get
out. Hayden then pulls out a remote from his pocket, and flips a switch. The camera reads the remote which says
"Fill room with sleeping gas". The cameraman inside the room suddenly passes out, and so does Detective Makk and all the other officers.
We switch back to Hayden on the outside
Cameron Hayden: This is why my name is Cameron Hayden, This is why I know now that Shawn Ashlocke is dead, because just like White
Tiger, after I beat him in his own freaking yard, and stand tall over him with the World Heavyweight Championship,
everybody in this arena, and the world will know that I AM ABOVE YOU!
Hayden then breathes heavily walking off as we switch to ringside
Kenny Greenwood: "Wow, Hayden may have escaped the crackhouse, but he still appears to be a lit loopy?"
Jimmy Justice: "You don't have the right to be calling anybody loopy, you ass jerking cream snoopy!"
Kenny Greenwood: "Regardless, tonight's main event will be Hayden vs Tiger, and the titles on the line"
Jimmy Justice: "We may be in Tiger hometown, but that doesn't mean he's a lock to win, as proven by Jaxson"
Kenny Greenwood: "Indeed last week he scored a vital win against Taylor, both men will be in action tonight"
Jimmy Justice: "Its Halloween, so put the tricks on ice, for we have a treat for you tonight"
Kenny Greenwood: "Ghouls, Spooks, Ghosts, and Donald Hinson, what a way to kick off, Steiner vs Thorn"
Thorn is already waiting in the ring, as he drinks some blood and acts all scary and stuff. We hear loud police sirens, as the gay country farmers
in the arena begin running towards the exit doors in fear of getting arrested. The ones who remained, which was 99% of the crowd, realise after a few seconds
its actually "Sirens" by EWE Productions for the debut of The Big Booty Daddy. Scott Steiner comes out to a mixed reception, as Midajah accompanies him
with her arm wrapped around his. He walks down towards the ring, and kisses his arms. He gets into the ring as blood drips from Thorn's mouth
Jesse Ventura: "Introducing from Detroit, Michigan, making his EWE Xplosion debut, being accompanied to the ring by Midajah.. SCOTT STEINER!"
Match One
Singles Match
Kevin Thorn vs Scott Steiner
Thorn walks over to Steiner, and then goes to spit a mist of blood in his face. Steiner quickly ducks as Thorns blood mist goes straight onto the ref, blinding him.
Midajah then throws Steiner a batch of garlic, as Steiner begins smacking thorn with cloves of garlic, making him bleed in the places he hits him, as vampires are allergic to
garlic. Despite being in pain, Thorn goes to respond the onslaught by clutching Steiner, and slamming him against the ropes, and then elevating his head on the rope for the Original
Sin. He goes to hook Steiner leg up, but he kicks out after 1. Thorn then gets up shaking his head in anger. He waits for Steiner to get up, and screams out charging at him
for a big boot, but Steiner dodges the boot, and then rushes back at Thorn with a Steiner-Line, sending Thorn flying off his feet. He runs off the ropes and lands a elbow drop
on Thorn, and then showboats by doing pressups. He shouts out "HOLLA" hoping for a response by the crowd, but instead he gets a "YOU SUCK". Steiner then kicks Thorn in
the groin as hes grounded, and then locks him in the Steiner Recliner, passing Thorn out
WINNER: Scott Steiner
Sirens wails over the PA system once more as the crowd boo. Steiner climbs the top rope and flexes, kisses his peeks, as Midajah comes in rubbing his back. The ref
raises Steiners hand in victory, as big poppa pump and his girl then head up the ramp
CHAOS RE-CAP
* New Rookie Magna scores victory stunning Alex Stone
* The EWE Champion beats International Champion, as Ciaran taps to Cena
* Some Other shit happens, Nitro & K~Dawg is announced as 3 and 4 for Team Chaos
Different strings and rhymatic chord sounds of a guitar are heard before we heard the words "Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against The Machine to blast
around the arena,followed by a huge pyro explosion. Kris Jaxson then comes storming out to a mixed reaction. He slaps his chest, and then jumps up and
down getting pumped up as he makes his way down towards the ring
Jesse Ventura: "Making his way to the ring, from New Orleans, Louisana.. Kris Jaxson!"
The sound of thunder and rain are heard as "Make It Rain" by Fat Joe pounds around the arena, as Sean Lewis comes dancing out to a mixture of cheers and
boos. He extends his arms out as a waterfall of fireworks let get off behind him. He then hops his way down to the ring
Jesse Ventura: "And his opponent hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota.. Sean Lewis!"
Jimmy Justice: "What a match we have up for you have, two very different contrasts styles, speed and technicality against power and pure brawler instinct"
Kenny Greenwood: "On the surface it looks like a simple Tom & Jerry situation, but this Cat is just as deadly as the mouse"
Jimmy Justice: "Sean Lewis apparently was seen living it up large with his week off last week"
Kenny Greenwood: "And Kris Jaxson was apparently kicking Dan Taylors ass"
Jimmy Justice: "That wasn't apparent, that actually happened"
Kenny Greenwood: "This isn't the first time these two have met, rewind to Final Cut 2005, a career changing match for Sean Lewis"
Jimmy Justice: "Well if that Barbwire Ladder was good, we're in for another classic"
Match Two
Singles Match
Sean Lewis vs Kris Jaxson
Lewis makes humping motions, taunting Jaxson how he was doing his mother before the match. Jaxson laughs as Lewis goes for a highfive, but Jaxson has other ideas as he swooshes
towards Lewis like a bolt of lightning blindsiding him with a knockout clothesline. He stomps on Lewis head repeatedly as Sean crawls around in circles trying to find a way up.
Jaxson takes a breather from the stomps, and within a flash of second it allows Lewis to get in a counter with a spinning knee takedown. Lewis then jumps up onto the top rope
and waits for Jaxson to find his feet before landing a top rope dropkick straight to the chin. He then goes back onto the ropes, and comes flying off for a top rope legdrop.
He then goes for the pin as the ref count 1..2..Jaxson then lifts himself and Lewis up from the floor, clutching Lewis on his shoulders. Sean tries to punch out, but Jaxson keeps him
held up and then slams him down for a sitdown powerbomb. Jaxson then twists Lewis verticall up, before dropping him down for a brainbuster as his head crashes to the mat.
Jaxson covers as the ref count 1..2..but Lewis gets a shoulder up. Jaxson then lifts him up, and slots him on the turnbuckle, he goes for a charge, but Lewis elbows him
as he reaches, and then runs against the ropes for a Whisper In The Wind, knocking Jaxson back. Lewis then speeds off the ropes once more for a Tornado DDT, he goes for the
cover but Jaxson easily kicks out. Lewis the tries flying high gliding off for a shooting star press, but Jaxson rolls out of the way as Lewis lands head first on the mat.
Jaxson then taunts Lewis to get to his feet, as he goes for a diving shoulder block, but Lewis manages to hit a cross body block at the same time, as they both collide
like two steaming trains flying off the ropes by ringside. The ref begins the 10 count, 1..2..3..Jaxson and Lewis get up, Jaxson lifts up the steel steps..4..5..Jaxson runs
with the steps towards Lewis, but Lewis drop toe holds him against the railing..6..7..he then kicks him in the gut and goes for the Gloria, but Jaxson wiggles out of position and
then flips Lewis in to position for the Jaxson Driver on the steel steps..8..9..Jaxson quickly runs back in the ring as Lewis lies on the floor trying to crawl back to the ring
but the ref reaches the 10 count
WINNER: Kris Jaxson
"Killing In The Name Of" rocks once more as the ref raises Jaxson hand in victory. Lewis gets up, and slams his hands against the ring apron in dissapointment, before
rushing off to the back. Jaxson smiles, before rolling out of the ring himself, and following Sean towards the backstage area
Kenny Greenwood: "Oh Come On, how gay is that..Kris won by countout, surely that ain't legal?"
Jimmy Justice: "Yes it is, you're not five years old Kenny. I don't need to explain the rules for you"
Kenny Greenwood: "Kris Jaxson wins by countout, it may not be the standard routine, but a wins a win I guess"
We switch to Terri Runnels in the hospital where she is about to do another weekly checkup to report on the condition of Jenna Jameson, after she was found unconscious
at Halloween Havoc, and has been in a coma since. We switch over to Terri, but instead of a normal report, we see several hospital officials in the room of Jenna Jameson, as
Terri looks concerned. Jimmy speaks to her over a special link up through the titantron
Jimmy Justice: "Sup Terri? What's all the ruffle about? Is Jenna Okay?"
Terri Runnels : "Well that's exactly the thing, we don't know"
Jimmy looks confused
Jimmy Justice: "What do you mean you don't know, you've been there with her for weeks?"
Terri nods, but there seems to be something she isn't telling us
Terri Runnels : "I have but she isn't here anymore, its like she vanished?"
Jimmy Justice: "Vanished?"
The part of the crowd who actually give a sh*t, listen and look on captivated
Terri Runnels : "Either someone has kidnapped her again, or she's escaped?"
The crowd watching via the titantron get worked up.
Jimmy Justice: "So that would mean, she's awake?"
Terri hesitates in answering, and then mutters
Terri Runnels : "Well yes?"
The crowd and everybody look in shock. Could Jenna really be awake? And if she was, where the fuck was she!
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On November 25th, 2007..
Going down onto the southside, In the home of crunk..
Straight up the ATL, the stars of Chaos and Xplosion are
gonna represent..
For the Winter Spectacle of the Year, EWE Presents..
EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!
The glare of the mask buzzes over the titantron before "Booyaka(619)" by P.O.D booms across the arena. The beat gets steadily faster as Rey shoots out from underneath the ramp,
to a huge pyrotechnics display. He then runs around slapping the crowds hands, and giving props to the little kids before jumping into the ring
Jesse Ventura: "Making his way from San Diego, California.. Rey Mysterio"
The eery screech of "Mobscene" by Marilyn Manson then spooks around the arena, as Damien Black comes out slowly giving Nicole Grey a piggyback, as her heels
are wrapped around his umm, you know, trouser wood which sticks out inside his pants
Jesse Ventura: "His opponent being accompanied to the ring by Nicole Grey, from Detroit, Michigan.. Damien Black"
Match Three
Singles Match
Damien Black vs Rey Mysterio
Black walks in instantly through the ropes, and clutches Rey heads swinging and tossing him halfway across the ring. Black then goes thunderously crashing into Reys head with
a big boot, followed by a devastating Clothesline From Hell. He puts Mysterio in a sleeper hold, lifting him up and down, to mess up the blood flow to his head, and then
executes a gutbuster drop. He goes for the cover on Mysterio as the ref counts 1..2..but Mysterio amazingly gets an arm up. Black then lifts him up, and goes for a press slam,
but Mysterio quickly switches it to an arm wrench inside cradle as the ref counts 1..2..but Black kicks out sending Mysterio flying in the air. He goes for a inverted back drop
but Mysterio reverses the move into a tilt-awhirl headscissors takedown. Nicole tries to interfere, so Rey jumps on her for a slingshot cross body twisting in mid-air. But Black
grabs him before he can land it, and goes to deliver a release german suplex, only for Mysterio to counter it again with a wheelbarrow counter into an inverted headscissors takedown.
Mysterio then pushes Black agains the turnbuckle and then slams his face with a bronco buster. Black then grabs Rey throat, and lifts him up for a chokeslam, but Mysterio goes to
reverse it into a spinning wheel kick, but Black then grabs his leg and stings him down with a Sinner Shot. He then lifts him up and forces him down with a sitdown side slam,
and then continues the pain with a sitdown torture rack backbreaker drop. He goes for the cover on Rey as the ref count 1..2..but Mysterio gets a hand on the ropes. Black furious
then lifts up Mysterio and goes for a Cradle Pile Driver, but Mysterio escapes and then boucnes off the ropes for a running leg trap sunset flip. Rey then springs off the second rope
for a springboard reverse crossbody. But Black pushes his head against the ropes, and then taunts to do Reys own 619. He runs off the ropes and goes to swing around the ropes to hit Reys
head, but Rey ducks, and then pushes Blacks head to the ropes. He signals for the original 619, and then runs off the ropes to swing to hit Blacks head, but Black catches his legs and
then slices him off the ropes for the Blackout. Black covers Mysterio as the ref counts 1..2..but Mysterio kicks out. Black then gets furious as he lifts up Rey for the Early Funeral,
but just before he can hit it, Rey reverses it into a shoulder hurricanrana pin as the ref counts 1..2..3
WINNER: Rey Mysterio
"Booyaka(619)" by POD blasts once again as the crowd, Damien Black and Rey himself look on stunned that he pulled out the victory. Meanwhile Damien looks furious that
he lost the match. Rey unbuckles his chinstrap, and runs out of the ring to celebrate jumping into the crowd
Kenny Greenwood: "Oh my goodness gracious me, for the second week running, speed has overcome power"
Jimmy Justice: "Two weeks in a row, this damn midget who likes like hes fresh out of elementary school has overcome the odds to beat two huge powerhouses"
Kenny Greenwood: "I don't think Damien knew what hit him, he had the victory in the bag, but out of nowhere Rey counters with the shoulder hurricanrana into a pin"
Jimmy Justice: "A hard earnt victory and well deserved for Rey Mysterio, what a contest"
Kenny Greenwood: "It just goes to show you that on Halloween, anything can happen"
Backstage we see a very emotional Damon James, limping out of the Xplosion Championship Committee room, as he's going on his way he bumps into Rey Mysterio, as the crowd
watching on the titantron go ballistic for seeing both of them next to each other
Rey Mysterio: "Hey Man"
Damon James: "Hey Rey"
Rey Mysterio: "Look Damon, I know I already had a Pure Championship title shot a few weeks back, and you beat me fair and square. I was dealing with some personal issues back then though"
Damon James: "It's cool man, life always come first before this game, too many people forget that and let this business rip them away from whats real, and what's not"
Rey Mysterio: "Yeah man, for sure, calientes be forgetting where they coming from and letting the fame, money and success get to there head, leaving them off track of what's really important"
Damon James: "For sure, listen though man I gotta cut, not been a good day for me, going through some personal stuff of my own"
Rey Mysterio: "I understand bro, I wanted to do things the right way, so I'm here to respectfully and officially challenge you for another shot at the Pure Championship"
Damon James: "Why you need to ask Rey Rey, you've done enough to prove you can tough it out with the very best, you got it bro"
Rey Mysterio: "Alright this is gonna be awesome, Rey Mysterio vs Damon James for the Pure Championship, and this time it's gonna be off the roof, I can't wait"
Damon James: "Sorry to break your hopes bro, that ain't gonna happen"
Rey Mysterio: "What? Why? I thought you just said"
Damon James: "Yeah I said I'll give you the Pure Championship, you can't have a match with me though"
Rey Mysterio: "What do you mean, sorry amigo I don't get what you saying"
Damon James: "I'm handing you over the Pure Championship. I got injured at a house show man, my knees proper messed up. The board just stripped
me of the title due to injury, it sucks ass, but they said they'd give me five minutes before I had to hand it over. You're worthy enough though
have the Pure Championship and show everybody what this division is all about"
Rey Mysterio: "Wow man, I don't know what to say"
Damon James: "You don't need to say anything, here have it"
Damon goes to hand over the title to Rey, but Mysterio thinks for a moment
Rey Mysterio: "As tempting as your offer is Damon, I can't accept"
Damon James: "You're turning down an opportunity to be Pure Champion, what gives Rey"
Rey Mysterio: "No bro, I ain't turning down the opportunity to be Pure Champion, I'd give more than anything to have that title.
It's just I've never been handed anything in my life, and I don't intend to plan today. I hope you can respect my decision, but
I like to earn everything I do, the hard way, in the ring"
Damon James: "Aite man, I can level with you. I gotta go now though dude, when the opportunity rises for this bad boy, make sure you take it"
Rey Mysterio: "Oh don't worry Damon, when the time comes, the title shall be mine. I'm focused more than ever to be Pure Champion, and when
I do finally get that call to have my chance at the Pure Title, everybody else better be ready, because I'm gonna make them be dialling
6..1..9!"
When we return, Android 18 is already waiting in the ring, she passes over her All American Championship to the timekeeper. "IT'S ANTONIA BITCH" rings around the arena
as the electro techno pop beat of "Gimme More" by Britney Spears begins busting in full force, the crowd boo, a "SLUT" chant starts up and Antonia Malone walks out. She
foulmouths the crowd back for their slander, before badmouthing Android on her way to the ring. She slides in as Android 18 laughs
Jesse Ventura: "Introducing her opponent, making her way from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.. ANTONIA MALONE"
Jimmy Justice: "She's a woman on a mission, and when shes leading the front of the battleline with those two huge assests, who can stop her?"
Kenny Greenwood: "Why must you always refer to woman by gawking at the size of there boobs and asses?"
Jimmy Justice: "No I am not talking about her boobs you idiot, trust only you to come out with something like that you sick pervert"
Match Four
Non-Title:Singles Match
Antonia Malone vs Android #18[c]
Antonia is no mood to mess around, and she wipes that smile of Android 18's face by delivering a thunderous bitchslap, sending Android 18 flying to the floor.
She delivers several kicks to her face as Android 18 gets pushed over to the corner, She then slams her foot against Android 18 throat for a corner foot choke.
The ref begin a 5 count, 1..2..3..4..Antonia puts her hands up, as Android 18 tries to get up, but she quickly snaps at Android 18 with a hair-pull snapmare.
Android 18 hangs onto the ropes to try and lift herself up, but Antonia comes at her with a lariat takedown, but Android 18 ducks, she goes to spark her hands for a
fireball, but Antonia stops any attempt with a quick running bulldog. She delivers a wheelbarrow victory roll reversal, as the ref counts 1..2..Antonia willingly break its.
She tells Android 18 "Get Up Bitch!" taunting her, eagerly awaiting for her to get on her feet. As Android 18 does Antonia thrusts her head in between her legs, hooks her arms
and then finishes her off with the Mile High Club for the 3 count
WINNER: Antonia Malone
"Gimme More" by Britney Spears blasts once again as the crowd boo. Antonia meanwhile is ecstatic in celebration
Kenny Greenwood: "My God Jimmy, I can't believe it. Wow! Just Wow! I'm speechless"
Jimmy Justice: "Damn right you're speechless, Antonia Malone didn't just win the match, she completly owned Android 18, when was the last time that was done?"
Kenny Greenwood: "Not in along time, infact the last time that happened was when she was in a match with Cameron Hayden. Cameron then went on to become World Champion"
Jimmy Justice: "Which means only bright things are to come from Antonia Malone, this is career changing event. Now pay attention and listen to the greatest female wrestler alive speak"
Antonia's music continues to play, as she dances around in joy. She takes a moment to sink in the victory and then signals for a mic and her music to be cut off
Antonia Malone: "Never have you seen a balance of dominance by me in both strength and beauty"
Kenny Greenwood: "Ain't that Beth Phoenix's line?"
Jimmy Justice: "Shut Up Kenny"
Antonia Malone: "We all know I'm stronger than Android 18, as just proven know. And judging by the look on your face now and before, you're definately no cinderella"
She looks down at a beaten unconscious Android 18, laughing at her.
Antonia Malone: "There's an old saying, that she who laughs last, laughs loudest. You mocked me, and you thought what these stupid rednecks called me when I made my way to the ring was funny,
well I hope you enjoyed that, because who's laughing now?"
She kneels over to a knocked out Android 18, and slaps her in the face as the crowd boo
Antonia Malone: "You think you're so good don't you Android 18. Just because you've been around longer than me, doesn't make you better than me"
She calls the timekeeper over from the outside
Antonia Malone: "Everyone's aloud to get one lucky victory over you? Well.. I don't have one lucky victory over you, I have two"
The timekeeper then comes in, and passes over the All American Championship to Antonia
Antonia Malone: "And I'm willing to bet I can make it three, and prove to the world, that you're yesterdays news"
She touches the All American Championship, she puts it on her shoulder and its a perfect fit, as the crowd continue jeering
Antonia Malone: "So now that I have two conclusive victories over you, it's time I got my just rewards"
She continues to look at the All American Championship strapped on her
Antonia Malone: "So at Final Cut, we're going to dance one more time, but this time you're precious All American Championship is going to be on the line"
She takes off the All American Championship and lays it on Android 18
Antonia Malone: "Just remember Android, you should realise that by now, I'm not just the new girl.. I'M ANTONIA BITCH!"
Antonia then drops the mic, as "Gimme More" plays once again, before she poses, and then walks out of the ring towards the backstage arena
Jimmy Justice: "What an announcement by Antonia, we have our first Xplosion match for Final Cut announced"
Kenny Greenwood: "And there could be more developments in possible championships matches, but up first X-Division Championship,
3-way, James Ceno, Mr.Man and Dylan Styles"
Dylan Styles is already waiting in the ring along with Vito Sapolski, as he passes over his belt for Ventura to announce
Jesse Ventura: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is under triple threat rules for the X-Division Championship. There is no disqualification, no countouts,
the only way to win this match is to be the first person to gain pinfall or submission. The Champion does not need to be pinned to lose the title"
Demonic images get shown on the titantron, before heavy metal sounds are heard and then a huge blaze of fire is set off through the pyrotechnics as "Hell" by Disturbed
blares across the arena. James Ceno then comes out pumped and ready to go, receiving a huge pop from the audience
Jesse Ventura: "Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.. The Firestorm.. James Ceno!"
The ectstatic roars are killed instantly once "The Enemy" by Godsmack buzzes around the arena for Mr Man to walk out to a huge heat.
He slides through the curtain, slithering down with his tropical three quarter pants, and latin embroided tank top on his way to the ring.
Jesse Ventura: "His opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 235 pounds.. Mr Man"
Match Five
X-Division Championship
Dylan Styles[c] vs James Ceno vs Mr Man
He gives Ceno an evil look as he enters the ring, and goes straight to Ceno, lowblowing him in the crotch. And then smacking Styles straight on the nose with a pair
of brass knuckles, breaking it instantly as he gets a nosebleed. Ceno then gets back up, and heads over to the corner where he signals for a run. Mr Man then turns round
as Ceno comes zipping towards him for a huge spear, but Manny leapfrogs over Ceno before he hits it, sending him straight to blindside Styles to the floor. Manny then springs
off the top rope for a senton, followed by a bridge pin, but Ceno comes along and breaks it up after 2. He then lifts Manny up and then drops him down for a Jackhammer,
before doing that gay taunt thing where he humps the ropes like Goldberg does. He then signals an intent for a Clothesline from Hell. He goes rushing but Manny ducks again as he
goes straight into Styles. Manny begins dancing of his escape, but Ceno catches him from nowhere wih the Electric Fire, as he slams against the mat, and then is kicked out of the ring.
Ceno then climbs the ropes, and licks his fingers like Jeff Hardy before swinging off for a Bolt. He then goes highflying once again with a Blazing Helix. He hooks Styles
to get what is sure to be an easy 3 count, but Manny comes to the save. He then delivers a spinning headscissors to Ceno, and then delivers a sunset flip powerbomb to Styles.
He goes back to Ceno, spinning around him for a Tornado DDT, and then focuses his attention on Styles once again for a a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Vito tries to come in
to help Styles, but he recieves a european uppercut and then a hurricarana. He goes on a rampage against Ceno for a spinning crucifix into a neckbreaker slam, but Ceno changes
it on the last possible second to a leviathan spinebuster. Styles then comes running at him for a shining wizard, but Ceno delivers the Thunderclap on Styles, and then
begins several haymaker punches, busting him wide open. Ceno then turns round straight into a Back To The Future by Manny knocking him out. He then places Styles on his shoulders
and towers him to the floor with a Future Shock. He then climbs the ropes muttering in spanish before leaping off for a huge Future Splash. He has the 3 count easily, as he goes to hook
Styles legs for the 1..2..but then in a bizarre turn of events, Manny breaks his own pinfall. He gets up, and then just shakes his head, he decides to llow the match,
so he rolls under the ropes, and begins making his way to the back as the crowd boo. Ceno looks on confused, but takes advantage of the situation, Styles tries to get back
up but he decks him with a Explosive Force. He then pulls his head back locking him in the Crippler Crossface, you can hear bones snapping in Styles head, as he taps frantically
WINNER: James Ceno
"Hell" by Disturbed once more, as Ceno jumps up in joy, circling the ring holding his hands up high, the ref comes over and passes him the X-Division Championship.
Ceno takes a moment for it to sink in, and then he lets out a huge roar of excitement, before posing on the turnbuckles with his newly won title. EMTs come in to take
Dylan Styles away while Ceno continues to celebrate kissing the X-Division Championship
Jesse Ventura: "Here is your winner by submission, and the NEW X-DIVISION CHAMPION.. JAMES CENO!"
Kenny Greenwood: "Ceno has done it! The era of James Ceno begins again, New X-Division Champion Jimmy"
Jimmy Justice: "I do pay attention to what Jesse says you assclown, Ceno with a career changing victory, all the props to him. What I'm more interested though is why
Mr.Man walked out of the match when he had it clearly won"
Kenny Greenwood: "Who knows, but Ceno has been on a relentless mission since hes been back to prove hes more than just a good writer, and he's done that here tonight,
Congratulations James"
Jimmy Justice: "To be honest I don't think he'd give a fuck if you or anyone else is praising him. He's gonna bask in his glory tonight for sure"
Suddenly as Ceno is celebrating "1 Thing" by Amerie beats over the PA speakers
Kenny Greenwood: "Quick Jimmy, tell everyone's whos theme music this is, because they won't know"
Jimmy Justice: "No way! This can't be can it? She's been in a coma for a weeks, I though she dissapeared"
Kenny Greenwood: "You're not saying what I think you're saying, because if you are, It would maybe begin to add up alot of things"
The music then begins to play, and then the moment maybe about two or three people have been waiting for since August happens, as Jenna Jameson brushes through the
curtain to everybody disbelief. She's looking as stunning as ever, and the fans give her a warm welcome back, giving her one hell of a boo.
Jimmy Justice: "What the hell are this crowd booing her for, this is a groundbreaking moment, our fricking General Manager is back"
Kenny Greenwood: "The crowd are probably sympathetic to Jennas situation, but I think everyone just remembered what a bitch she was"
The cameras flicker like mad, as people go crazy with the flash photography. More importantly Ceno looks on to the top of the ramp where Jenna stands
Jenna Jameson: "Well one thing's for sure. I may have been out of my post for some time, but now that I'm back and I am back for good"
The crowd boo like mad, as Jenna smiles smugly
Jenna Jameson: "Rawlins, Wyoming? What a dump, I don't know who's idea it was to come her, but I can guarantee that from the bottom of my heart, we're never coming back her again"
The crowd go ballistic in jeers as Jenna starts ripping on there town
Jenna Jameson: "Like what a crappy town. What the hell do you rednecks have to offer to me and my brand? Farm Animals, Ugly Men, Overweight Women, and White Tigers"
The crowd let out a huge roar of heat on Jenna
Jenna Jameson: "Yeah we're definately never ever coming back here again, so enjoy this night for what it's worth, the stars of Xplosion won't be gracing your shit city as long as I'm
in charge"
Another huge boo is heard
Jenna Jameson: "Don't feel too disheartned, you could always have an AWO show coming here, or even worse to bore you, you could have a Chaos show here"
A "Monday Night Football" chant starts up as the Xplosion fans show what they like to watch more on Monday Nights
Jenna Jameson: "Speaking of Chaos, Stone Cold thinks he can get away with what he did to me. Fat chance Bub! I don't get how all you people can sit here and support
that wifebeater. He enjoys seeing Women In Pain? That Sick Fuck! It's not like it's the first time he did it ever, all I have to say to you is.. Debra! Like Yuh Huh!"
A few black chicks are like "Oh No You Didn't" go there
Jenna Jameson: "And that's what brings me out here, at Final Cut, Chaos meets Xplosion in a 5 on 5, brand vs brand match which will determine once and all that Xplosion is the better
show than that lowly rated cable show on Mondays"
The crowd cheer, they don't like Chaos, otherwise they wouldn't be watching Xplosion
Jenna Jameson: "And on that note, Chaos already firmly has there Team announced, the 5th is yet to be announced, but four have already been determined. Whereas Xplosion at the moment has none"
She then looks over to James Ceno in the ring, who closes a novel he was reading and pays attention
Jenna Jameson: "James Ceno, I've been watching over your matches this morning, and I have to say I am impressed. Your technical and raw strength is exactly what Xplosion needs in the battle
to destroy Chaos. That is why It is with great privelege I name you the first member of Team Xplosion"
James Ceno: "Sparkling, Excellent My Dear Watson, this is going to be magical. Chaos will not stand a hope in high water at dundee, for I will slay them all"
Jenna Jameson: "Okay, I didn't get a word of what you said. But you're most powerful form is talking happens in the ring, as displayed by you just winning the X-Division Championship.
I have faith in your talent, so right now, right here, I won't you to tell me who should be 2 and 3 for Team Xplosion"
James Ceno: "Oh that doesn't need a moments thought, I know you don't exactly like these two, but for Team Xplosion they would do marvellous in ripping Chaos to shreds, so it is
with my greatest knowledge that I put forth for Android 18 to be named number two"
Jenna Jameson: "I never really liked that dyke, but I'm going to allow personal grudges be put aside. Its Official.. Android #18 is in Team Xplosion as number 2"
James Ceno: "As for Number Three, I don't think an explanation needs to be given for this individual. Infact I'm pretty sure this crowd can vouch for me too, for he is
there very own hometown hero, The King Of The Jungle.. WHITE TIGER"
Jenna Jameson: "Then it's official. Team Xplosion first three members are James Ceno, Android 18 & White Tiger"
The crowd cheer on for the announcement, as we head off to a commercial break