[#49] EWE Summer Slam: September 7th, 2008

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SUMMER SLAM

"All Summer Long" by Kid Rock kicks into the PA Speakers and the crowd roars. The Camera's pan around in the Aloha Stadium as Fireworks explode on the Summer Slam Entrance Set. That consists of the big "SUMMER SLAM" Written acrossed the Stage, with the Entry curtains being in the bottom of the "R". Above that is the big Oval Shaped Titan Tron. The Camera's now pan over to the ring and look up at the Double Stacked Cage Structure, Which for the first time is made out of Bamboo instead of the normal structure, and it is being held in the air by four Helicopters. The Camera's pan the crowd some as Steele & Jimmy hype us up.

Jonathan Steele: Welcome to Honololulu Hawaii! We're here in the sold out Aloha Stadium, Traditionally the home of the NFL Pro Bowl. But tonight, it's home to the 5th Annual eWe Summer Slam!

Jimmy Justice: You got that right Steele, it's the biggest Party of the Summer, And this year is definately no different as we have eWe's 3rd Ever Three Phase Challenge!

Jonathan Steele: That's right Jimmy, But for the 1st time will this match crown more than one champion...infact it will crown three Champions with the X-Division, International, and Undisputed Titles all up for grabs. After tonight all Active Titles will be crowned.

Suddenly some laughs are heard around the arena through the PA System. The crowd stands up knowing fully well who it is, and that said "Time to Rock N Roll" by Lil Kim plays as Trish steps out on stage.

Jonathan Steele: Well it looks like we're being joined by our 3rd Wing for this evening.

Jennifer Sparks: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Special Guest Commentator for this evening....Former Three Time Women's Champion, and EWE Hall of Famer...Trish Stratus!!

Trish continues her way down the ramp until she finds her headset and takes her seat next to Jimmy.

Trish Stratus: How's it going boys..Did ya miss me Steele?

Jonathan Steele: Well I don't know about all that, but it will be good working with you again tonight.

Jimmy Justice: Yea, it's an honor to have you here..Though it woulda been better to see you enter this match, keep your Undefeated Streak, become Undisputed Champ..

Trish Stratus: That's something alot of people would have wanted to see...but I got a undefeated Streak here at Summer Slam in EWE. That's not something I wanted to risk on a match like this.

Jonathan Steele: It's a very challenging match to win, it takes alot.

The Camera's go backstage on the titan tron where we see Rikku happily skipping along, as the crowd cheers. She stops when she sees a door, we can't make out what it says cause the name ain't in our view. But Rikku just smiles and pulls a table in front of the door. She smiles and skips away.

Jonathan Steele: What the heck was that about?

Jimmy Justice: I don't know, oh wait..

The Camera's now show Estrada talking up Umaga, as the crowd boos. Umaga screams out getting hyped up, then walks over to the door. He turns the knob and pushes but nothing happens. He looks over at Estrada, then tries again. The Camera's show the outside of the lockerroom to see the "Umaga" logo on the door, but then it pans out to see the table in front of it, as the crowd cheers. Back in the lockerroom, Umaga screams out in Samoan at the door. but the Door don't speak samoan so it just stays there. Umaga then gives it a good kick, but nothing happens. Umaga then backs up to the far wall and looks over at Estrada who's trying to calm him down. Umaga screams out and races acrossed the room, he spins around and crashes through the door! The weight of the door and Umaga on the door, crushes the table.

Jimmy Justice: Holy shit..that was awesome!

Trish Stratus: He's insane...

Jimmy Justice: He did that to a door, think what he's gonna do to people in the Match tonight!

Jonathan Steele: Except he's not getting up Jimmy..

Steele's right though, Umaga hasn't budged since Crashing through the door and whacking onto the concrete floor. Estrada is trying to get him up, but he ain't moving. Finally EMT's coming rushing over and check on the Bulldozer as Estrada shakes his head.

Jonathan Steele: Well it don't look like Umaga will be in the Three Phase Challenge..

Jimmy Justice: This ain't good!

Trish Stratus: It is for everyone else in the match...

Suddenly "Beverly Hills" by Weezer hits the PA and the crowd cheers knowing it too well. Sure enough Brooke steps out on stage getting more cheers.

Jonathan Steele: What is she doing here?

Jimmy Justice: Maybe she's another surprise entry?

Trish Stratus: She hasn't a chance..

Brooke continues down the ramp, but doesn't get into the ring, no instead she pulls up a chair by Steele and grabs a headset.

Brooke McGuire: You boys don't mind another special guest commentator do you?

Trish Stratus: What the heck do we need two for?

Brooke McGuire: Don't worry I'm not here to rain on your parade Trish, calm down..

Jimmy Justice: Well I for one am glad to have ya both here..

Jonathan Steele: In any event...I have been given a note on two superstars who will not be in the Match tonight....1st of all, obviously Umaga won't now..

Jimmy Justice: Well duh..

Jonathan Steele: The other one is Sean Lewis..

Brooke McGuire: Oh no, what happened to Sean?

Jonathan Steele: He's been susspended by Stephanie..

Jimmy Justice: For what?

Jonathan Steele: It doesn't say....This note don't say why, and it don't say how long...it just says he won't be in the match tonight..

Suddenly the bell rings as we see Jennifer in the middle of the ring, and a few superstars who has already come out that are standing around the ring.

Trish Stratus: But as they say the show must go on..

Jennifer Sparks: The Following Contest is tonight's Featured and only Contest. It is The Ultimate Three Phase Challenge and it is for the EWE X-Division, International, and Undisputed Championships!!!

The Crowd roars as Jennifer smiles and continues.

Jennifer Sparks: The First Phase of this match will feature all 18 Entries, and it will be an Over The Top Rope Battle Royal, where both feet must hit the floor. This will be done until only 5 Superstars Remain. Then The Above Structure that has weapons strapped all over the walls, will lower for the 2nd phase...The 2nd Phase consists of a 5 Way Pin and Submission Elimination. The 1st Person Eliminated will be your New X-Division Champion, the 2nd Person will be the Number One Contender to the International Title...and the Last Person Eliminated in the 2nd Phase will be the New International Champion. The Final Two Superstars will battle it out in the 3rd Phase. Whoever loses in the 3rd Phase Will be The Number One Contender for the Undisputed Title. In the 3rd Phase another Helicopter will lower the Undisputed Championship until it is 5 feet above the structure. Whichever Superstar can get to the top of the structure and unhook the title will be the winner and Your New Undisputed Champion!!

The Crowd cheers and applauds Jennifer for her tough explanation.

Trish Stratus: Quite a mouthfull she had to say there..

Brooke McGuire: This match sounds like alot of work to win...

Jonathan Steele: And it is....On February 21st, 2004 This match was created by Stephanie herself...and was won by John Cena, not Abdul by the way, when he was crowned the 1st ever EWE World Heavyweight Champion...On July 24th, 2006, This Match made it's second appearence, and was exclusive to the Chaos Brand as it crowned Law the new EWE Champion, whichcase it's noted that Eighteen, who is also in this match tonight, was the runner up in that match..

Jimmy Justice: That said, who will win the 3rd one...and be crowned the new Undisputed Champion? Let's find out!

That said, "Boom" by POD hits over the PA System and the crowd begins to boo as smoke fills the stage. Seconds later Johnny and Drama step through the smoke hand in hand and out on the stage, to more boos.

Brooke McGuire: Hey Trish, remember when you turned on me and Poetic Justice to join this guy and Revolution X?

Trish Stratus: Yep sure do, that was great wasn't it?

Jonathan Steele: Easy ladies, we don't want you two to start getting into a fight here at the table..

Jimmy Justice: Speak for yourself homo.

Jennifer Sparks: On his way to the ring. Accompanied by his wife, Drama. From Kansas City Missouri, weighing in at 232 pounds. A Former 3x EWE Heavyweight Champion & Grand Slam Champion...The Extreme One...Johnny Chaos!!

Chaos and Drama continue their way down the ramp as Johnny slides into the ring. Drama stays on the outside as Johnny hops up on a turnbukle and poses. Not long before his music cuts and is replaced with "Enemy" by Godsmack, and the boos continue as Mr. Man steps out on stage.

Jennifer Sparks: From Miami Florida, weighing in at 225 pounds, A Former EWE World Heavyweight Champion...The Gold Standard...Mr. Man!!

Man continues down the ramp with a cocky smirk as he slides into the ring. Him and Johnny look at eachother and both smirk as they shake hands. Then "Somthing Kinda ooh" by Girls Aloud echoes around the arena, causing the crowd to burst into cheers as Christy comes skipping out with her Tag Title(Replica) locked around her waist.

Jennifer Sparks: From Kansas City Missouri, She is One Fourth of the EWE Tag Team Champions...Christy Chaos!!

Jonathan Steele: She has been on quite a roll since eWe's Return, alot better than her brother at least, in fact she hasn't even lost yet..

Jimmy Justice: Well she did have that Draw, that's why she's 1 Fourth the Champions instead of One Half..

Trish Stratus: Yes, but a Draw is not a loss Jimmy..

Brooke McGuire: Seems like just yesterday we were tag partners ourself, now look at her she's got that Tag gold..

Trish Stratus: Guess that tells ya you wasn't good enough to help her win em..

Brooke McGuire: We was never given the shot, moron..

Christy slides into the ring and looks over at Man and Chaos, or rather "The Extreme Standard". She shakes her head then climbs up on the turnbukle. She blows a kiss over at Drama before taking the title from around her waiste and raising it to the cheering crowd. she gets back down and hands the title over to the time keeper as her song dies out. "Inside The Fire" by Disturbed sounds over the PA, recieving a mixed, mostly boos, reaction as Predator steps out.

Jonathan Steele: Here comes her real partner..

Jimmy Justice: You love sounding like a tool don't you?

Jennifer Sparks: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 320 pounds. He is also One Fourth of the EWE Tag Team Champions...Predator!!

Pred raises up one of the real Tag Titles with his name on it. He then walks down the ramp and enters the ring where he smiles at Christy and shows it to her. she just rolls her eyes then he raises it up one more time before giving it to the time keeper, where he sets it next to Christy's. His music fades and wastes no time shifting to "Enter Sandman" by Metalica. The Crowd keeps on booing as now comes Sanderson, of course with two other people with him, wonder who.

Jennifer Sparks: Accompanied by Angelina Love and Velvet Skye, from New Orleans Louisiana, weighing in at 260 pounds. He is the eWe X-Core Champion, The Sandman...Derrick Sanderson!!

Jimmy Justice: Now here's True Champion Material right here..

Jonathan Steele: He may have the athletic ability, but he's a real jerk..

Trish Stratus: No kidding..

Brooke McGuire: aww, but I thought he was your type that you slept with..

Trish Stratus: What's my type then?

Brooke McGuire: Any Male Employed with EWE..

Jimmy Justice: Well that can't be true, I haven't gotten any yet..

Jonathan Steele: Me neither..

Jimmy Justice: Steele, you never will get any, from anyone..shut up.

The trio continues down the ramp and enters the ring where Sanderson shows off his X-Core Title and is rather proud of it, as the other 3 guys in the ring just shake their heads, as do the no shows, and one shower that don't have stats, on the outside. Sanderson shakes em all off and raises it up anyways, he then hands it over to Velvet as both girls step out of the ring and go over where Drama is, as they both flirt with her jokingly, and she just ignores em. "Born Alone, Die Alone" by Lloyd Banks hits over the PA and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as D-Dawg, and Tazz step out on the stage.

Jennifer Sparks: Accompanied by Tazz! From Dub C Pennsylvania, weighing in at 222 pounds. Da Original Gangsta...D-Dawg!!

Trish Stratus: Who the heck is this?

Brooke McGuire: D-Dawg, are you deaf?

Jonathan Steele: He's one of our new Superstars since you two been away..

As D-Dawg slides into the ring and Tazz waits on the outside, "Whip It" Kutt Calhoun hits over the PA and the crowd gets back up to their feet and cheers as Scotty and Trisha comes out on stage.

Jennifer Sparks: Accompanied by Trisha Jones, from Atlanta Georgia, weighing in at 218 pounds. The Feature Presentation...Scotty Blaze!!

Scotty and Trisha continue down the ramp, Scotty slides into the ring to join the starting to get full ring, as Trisha joins all the other managers on the outside. After a few moments, then "Til I collapse" by Eminem hits over the PA and the crowd keeps on cheering as his former Tag Partner, K Dizzy Awg makes his Wizzay through the curtains.

Jennifer Sparks: Accompanied by Lillie, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds. Kurtis Porter...K-Dawg!!

Jonathan Steele: Here comes a man with alot of heart..He's held almost everything...other than the X-Division he's held all our titles we got now...but the big one..

Jimmy Justice: And it takes Talent to win that big one Steele..Talent in which he don't have...he will always fall just short...but never actually get it..

Jonathan Steele: One Day Jimmy..Mark my words...One Day..

Brooke McGuire: Today could be that day Jonathan..

Trish Stratus: He'll win it, when Brooke becomes a threat...

Brooke McGuire: See Steele..He'll win it Today...but pertaining to what Trish said...he already won it 2 years ago..

K~Dawg gets in the ring and looks at everyone in the ring, while Lillie again joins the managers. Dawg, K that is, looks at everyone and gets himself ready. and the fans start getting ready as their is now only 3 Entrances left before the biggest match of 2008. That said, "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne kicks over the PA System and the crowd explodes as Rikku skips through the curtains.

Jennifer Sparks: Now on her way to the ring, from Spira...She is a 2x EWE Heavyweight Champion...Rikku!!

Jonathan Steele: Possibly a major threat in this..

Jimmy Justice: In your eyes, and your eyes only..

Brooke McGuire: And mine..

Trish Stratus: meh...

Rikku happily skips on down the ramp and slides into the ring. She hops on the turnbukle and waves at the cheering fans. She then waves at all of her opponents, then gives K~Dawg a hug, he just looks like "umm, okay" She then backs up into a corner and suddenly looks focused. This obviously has everyone in the ring looking around confused. Suddenly "Welcome 2 The Jungle" by Guns N Roses kicks over the PA and the crowd once again explodes. After a few more seconds White Tiger steps out with his Tag Title locked around his waste, and his Briefcase in his hand. He stops in the center of the stage and smirks, before pointing at the curtains, they move, and out steps the 16x World Champion, The Nature Boy!

Jennifer Sparks: Accompanied by The Nature Boy, Ric Flair!! From Rawlins Wyoming, weighing in at 219 Pounds. He is a Former 5x EWE Heavyweight Champion & Grand Slam Champion...He is One Fourth of the EWE Tag Team Champions, and Mister Money in the Bank...White Tiger!!

Jonathan Steele: I feel sorry for Jennifer on that introduction lol..

Jimmy Justice: Ya, I know what you mean..I wouldn't wanna introduce has been hacks either..

Brooke McGuire: He means the long list she had to say for his great achievements..he is no hack, you fool

Trish Stratus: No, Jimmy hit the nail right on the head...

Flair & Tiger continue their way down the ramp and into the ring, Tiger hops up on the turnbukle and removes his Title as he raises both his title and Briefcase one in each hand, while Flair claps and points at him to the crowd. Tiger gets back down and hands them both to Flair as Flair steps out of the ring. Tiger's Theme fades away and the arena(speakers that is, not counting the estatic crowd) goes silent for a few seconds.

Jennifer Sparks: And now...The Final Contestant...

That's when a Promo Plays over the Titan Tron....though you done seen her roleplays, it plays anyways...it's the same one, though altered a little, from the last Unbreakable..

THE NIGHT HAS COME
TAKING BACK WHAT'S MINE
THE NIGHT HAS COME
DESTROYING ALL WHO STANDS IN MY WAY
THE NIGHT HAS COME
15 VICTUMS, MAYBE MORE + 3 PHASES
= 18 POINTS OF PAIN!!

a few more moments of silence, then the lights dim..Pyro makes one huge burst on the stage as it is promptly followed "Sinner" by Drowing Pool as the crowd cheers. 18 Then steps out to now an even bigger reaction. She can be a B...umm...definition of a Female Dog, sometimes...but the fans still all love to see her back.

Jennifer Sparks: And Finally...From St. Cloud Minnesota...a Former 4x EWE Heavyweight Champion...Android #18!!

Jonathan Steele: Here comes a person that hopes to become only one of two people in EWE History to be a 5x Heavyweight Champion..

Jimmy Justice: Why has she been hyped up so damn much?

Trish Stratus: I know what you mean Jimmy, she seriously ain't that big of a deal..

Brooke McGuire: But she's sure embarrassed you on a few occasions..

Trish Stratus: So what, I've beaten her too..

Brooke McGuire: One Time...4 Years ago...want a cookie?

Jimmy Justice: Did you just offer her your Nookie?

Jonathan Steele: Control yourself Jimmy..

18 Continues on down the ramp as Jennifer steps out of the ring. 18 Slides in and looks around. Just like that, everyone from the outside(cept for managers, you know who I mean) slides into the ring and the bell rings.

ULTIMATE THREE PHASE CHALLENGE
EWE UNDISPUTED, INTERNATIONAL, AND X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS
Structure: Double Stacked Cage with a Ladder welded inside the top Cage to reach the top of the strucure, a hole in the center of the bottom cage to reach from the ring with a ladder pulled off the wall as Weapons are strapped all along the walls of both cages.
Phase One: Over The Top Rope Battle Royal, until 5 Superstars remain.
Phase Two: Structure lowers down to the floor around the ring. 5 Way Pin & Submission Elimination, until 2 Remain, of course those weapons are legal, why else would they be there.
Phase Three: Undisputed Championship lowers til it is hanging five feet above the top of the structure. Whichever superstar can keep the other down long enough to unhook the title, is the winner.
Winner: New Undisputed Champion.
Runner Up: #1 Contender
3rd Place: New International Champion
4th Place: International #1 Contender
5th Place: New X-Division Champion
PARTICIPANTS
( In Alphabetical Order )
Android #18
Assassin
Cameron Hayden
Christy Chaos
Ciaran Michaels
D-Dawg
Derrick Sanderson
Gavin Oliver Davis
Jesse Woods
Johnny Chaos
K~Dawg
Mr Man
Paramecium
Predator
Rikku
Ryoko
Scotty Blaze
White Tiger

PHASE ONE
Stipulation: Over the Top Rope Battle Royal(til 5 Remain)
Participants: All 18 Entries

Jonathan Steele: And here we go, we kick off the biggest match of 2008!!

Jimmy Justice: Where my boy Derrick takes home the big one!

Trish Stratus: Keep dreaming Jimmy..

Brooke McGuire: Ya Totally, My Boy Jeff becomes the 1st 6x Heavyweight Champion in EWE History.

Trish Stratus: You're wrong too..

Brooke McGuire: Ok miss know it all...who do you think is going to win?

Trish Stratus: unlike you morons, I ain't dumb enough to make a prediction on this..

Brooke McGuire: Coward.

And so the madness begins, an 18-way free for all. Lefts, Rights, and everything else except the Kit...wait, what the hell is a Kitchen Sink doing in the ring? Pred picks it up, he looks at this object that seemingly magically appeared in the ring, he shrugs then breaks it over Paramecium's head before tossing him out of the ring.

Eliminated(Via Predator): Paramecium

Jonathan Steele: Well he didn't last long..

Jimmy Justice: Steele you tard...we got 6 people in this match that didn't roleplay...of course they will fly out quicker than a woman out the door when you take your shirt off.

As the fighting continues, Jesse throws K-Dawg over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. Woods taunts then sees this, he comes at K~Dawg, but of course, K~Dawg slides inbetween his legs, then dropkicks Woods in the back, as he tumbles over and hits the floor.

Eliminated(Via K~Dawg): Jesse Woods

now we see D-Dawg and Assassin trading shots. As D-Dawg sends Assassin over to the corner, he spots G.O.D. coming at him from the corner of his eye, he quickly side steps and grabs Gavin on the back of his head and then sends him over the top rope.

Eliminated(Via D-Dawg): Gavin Oliver Davis

The Camera's move again, as we now see Ryoko and Rikku trading shots...after a few hard shots from Ryoko, Rikkus puts her hands up and takes a breath, she then takes a V8 out of her pocket and offers one to Ryoko, backing up the whole time. As Ryoko takes it, Rikku quickly grabs her arm and throws her over the top and to the floor!

Eliminated(Via Rikku): Ryoko

Brooke McGuire: Who knew Rikku could use such a trick?

Jonathan Steele: She ain't the 2008 Royal Rumble winner for nothing...

Jimmy Justice: You're right, she won it purely by dumb luck.

Camera's move again as we see 18 & Hayden battling it out, we also catch Tiger and Ciaran trading shots as well. Tiger throws Ciaran over the top, but of course he lands on the apron. 18 does the same to Hayden, and he too lands on the apron, but 18 catches it quicker, as he gets up pulling himself up with the ropes, she quickly shoots a fireball, that heats up his hands and causes him to lose his balance.

Eliminated(Via Android #18): Cameron Hayden

Tiger now turns around and sees Ciaran up, as Tiger starts walking back, Ciaran springs over the ropes and wraps his legs on Tiger's head. But before Ciaran can give him a hurranicanna like he planned...Tiger quickly runs forward and power bombs him over the top crashing to the floor as his head smacks into the barricade hard!

Eliminated(Via White Tiger): Ciaran Michaels

Jonathan Steele: I think that's starting to become tradition with those two in Battle Royal type Matches...

Jimmy Justice: ya well, finally we are down to the 12 roleplayers!

As the camera's move around, trying to keep up with the action, it now sees The Extreme Standard double teaming Derrick Sanderson, after the altercation on the last Unbreakable. They both get Derrick up on the turnbukle and are about to dump him over, when out of the blue, Assassin grabs Man and hits a back supplex. Johnny looks at him like "uhh...okay" then turns back to Sanderson, Sanderon kicks Johnny as Johnny stumbles backwards and turns around, where his own sister, Christy Chaos, comes off another turnbukle and hurranicanna's Johnny over the top, and to the floor!

Eliminated(Via Christy Chaos): Johnny Chaos

Trish Stratus: Talk about insult to injury..

Brooke McGuire: What the hell are you talking about, Like Steele already said, she's on a roll.

Trish Stratus: Ya I know, and that's exactly the point..she's been doing good, and has especially been outshining her accomplished brother, because of that, I'm sure that's the last person he would have wanted to be eliminated by.

Sure enough, Johnny gets up and ain't happy, and ya insult to injury, Christy smiles and waves at her brother from the inside, which makes him even more mad as he grabs Drama's hand and storms off up the ramp. Sanderson shakes his head and gets off the turnbukle. He turns around just as Mr. Man had countered an irish whip by Assassin, and sent Assassin in Sanderson's direction. Assassin reacts quickly and drops Sanderson with a vicious clothesline. Assassin turns around at Mr. Man and whips Man into the corner. Assassin steps up on the second rope as he starts delievering hard rights to Man, but then from behind, Sanderson shoves Assassin off the ropes as he crashed to the floor.

Eliminated(Via Derrick Sanderson): Assassin

Sanderson laughs at Assassin, as Angelina & Velvet play cheerleaders on the outside. Man comes out of the corner and quickly drops Sanderson with a fast DDT. As he gets up, Christy is back and gives Man a Hurranicanna, just like she did her brother, but Man lands on the apron and holds on. As Christy stays on the ropes and tries to force him off. Man smirks, he moves her legs, then grabs her hair and plants a kiss before shoving her to the floor.

Eliminated(Via Mr. Man): Christy Chaos

Brooke McGuire: Gross, poor Christy.

Christy gets up and immediately spits as she wipes her mouth and Man laughs. He turns his head back to the ring, only to immediately be slapped by Reality, or rather Reality named Eighteen, as he falls to the floor next to Christy.

Eliminated(Via Android #18): Mr. Man

Jimmy Justice: And then 8 Remained..

Jonathan Steele: Which means only 3 Eliminations until Phase Two!

Trish Stratus: You're such a loser..

Man gets up, unhappy, then he sees Eighteen in the ring, she smiles and gives him a very girly innocent pose, which is pretty damn rare for her, but was only done to tick Man off more, which it did. He turns to leave, only to be facing Christy, who still ain't happy about what he done to her, so with that, he takes another hard slap on the other cheek. Man holds his cheek, mad, as Christy walks over and grabs her replica Title to leave. As she walks a few steps she walks by Flair, who still has Tiger's Briefcase and Tag Title. Christy then takes a couple steps back. She smiles and offers to shake his hand, cause she says it's an honor to meet such a legend. He smiles and kisses her hand, she blushes then gives him a hug, as the hug ends Her Title is now in her other hand, and now she has a tighter grip on it as she walks up the ramp hugging it a little tighter with a evil smile.

Brooke McGuire: Did she just do what I think she just done?

Trish Stratus: That's funny..

As Christy leaves, with "Her title" that also seems to say "White Tiger" on it, we head back to the ring with our final 8. we see Tiger & Predator trading shots, k that ain't unusual, D-Dawg and Sanderson going at it, again not unusual. Now these other two fights though. Two former DMW members as K~Dawg and Scotty are trading shots, and the other weird one, is that the Original Diva's of Destruction are now going at it.

Jimmy Justice: Looks like two former Tag Teams have now turned on eachother...I love it!

Jonathan Steele: Jimmy you should know by now, in these kinds of matches, there is no friends, there can only be one winner, therefore everyone is your opponent....every man for himself..

Trish Stratus: or Every woman for herself...sexist pig..

Sanderson and D-Dawg are going at it, before Sanderson makes a percise counter and nails the Pure Domination....Meanwhile Rikku makes a counter of her own, and hits a perfect standing dropkick on 18, as Rikku starts getting up, she sees a perfect opening. After hitting the Pure Domination, Sanderson is gonna grab D-Dawg back up, but he sees Flair hitting on Angelina and Velvet, he gets up on the ropes to yell at him, which is obviously a dumb move in this match, especially this phase, that said Rikku runs up and dumps Sanderson from behind

Eliminated(Via Rikku): Derrick Sanderson

Sanderson gets up and looks up at the ring shocked, Rikku just smiles and waves innocently like she always does. He blows her off then turns to Flair, he has a few heated words before he grabs Angelina and Velvet's hands and head off up the ramp.

Jimmy Justice: Can you believe that old bastard had the odasity to hit on his girls!

Brooke McGuire: He's always stylin and Profiling though..

Trish Stratus: That's disgusting..

Jonathan Steele: Why are you guys making such a big deal about it..that's true Flair there

Trish Stratus: HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE THEIR GRANDFATHER!..heck maybe even their great Grandfather..

Brooke McGuire: so Trish, who was your first on screen romance in WWE with, and how old was he?

Trish Stratus: ...........

Tiger and Pred are now locked up as Pred tries to throw Tiger over the ropes, but Tiger quickly irish whips him the other way, Pred reacts quickly, cause at that same moment he came acrossed the ring, D-Dawg was there on the other side pulling himself up with the ropes, as Pred takes his momentum and clotheslines D-Dawg right on over to the floor!

Eliminated(Via Predator): D-Dawg

Jonathan Steele: We are now One More Elimination Away from Phase Two!

Jimmy Justice: Dude, calm the fuck down..

Tiger and Pred go back at it, as DoD goes back at it again...and we see DMW is still going at it as well. K~Dawg tries to throw Scotty over, but he blocks, Scotty tries the same, but Dawg does the same. Pred grabs Tiger and throws him over the ropes, but like he's done Many times in his career in his many Battle Royal like matches, he lands on the apron. DoD now stop and smirk as they go to double team Predator. Predator trades shots back and forth with the two, then he finally knees 18 in the gut, and does the same to Rikku. He whips 18 into the corner, then picks Rikku up and launches her out of the ring...but, now we seem to have a January Flashback, cause she lands on the Barricade....again..

Jonathan Steele: You got to be kidding me, she landed on the barricade...again!

Jimmy Justice: She's the luckiest person I know in these damn matches..

Trish Stratus: No Kidding..

Brooke McGuire: She may be lucky to land on the barricade, but it also takes good balance, to stay on it without falling.

Predator looks up at the Double stacked Cage, and is wondering why they ain't lowering it yet..He then looks over in the direction he threw Rikku, where he sees Rikku, now sitting on the barricade waving at him with a smile. she knows she can just sit there til someone is eliminated. He curses a little, and is then leveled with a clothesline by Tiger who has re-entered the ring. Meanwhile Scotty and Dawg are getting close to eliminating eachother, as both are now on the apron. Dawg tries to shove Scotty off, but he keeps a lock on the rope, Scotty now tries the same, but Dawg does the same thing. Dawg quickly re-enters the ring, bounces off the ropes as he charges at Scotty, Scotty quickly hops up over the ropes and rolls over K~Dawg as he was coming, Scotty kicks off of K~Dawg's back as Scotty rolls into the center of the ring, and K~Dawg flips over the ropes and hits the floor!

Eliminated(Via Scotty Blaze): K~Dawg

Jonathan Steele: What a counter by Scotty!

Jimmy Justice: Told ya today wasn't that day..

Trish Stratus: Actually I did, but whatever..

Rikku hops off the barricade and struts her way into the ring as a ref also rolls into the ring. all 5 people are now up as the ref tells them to stop fighting so they look at eachother as the Double Stacked Cage begins to be lowered by the helicopters. K~Dawg gets up and still can't believe it, he looks up and sees Scotty looking at him and shrugging as he says "Sorry bro" K~Dawg nods his head, and walks away as the Cage hits the floor and the bell rings again.

PHASE TWO
Stipulation: 5 Way Elimination(til 2 Remain)
Participants: White Tiger, Android #18, Rikku, Predator, Scotty Blaze

Jonathan Steele: Pre-Congratulations to these final 5, everyone in that ring is guranteed to leave with something now..

Jimmy Justice: What's the ref leaving with then?

Jonathan Steele: What?

Jimmy Justice: You said everyone in the ring is leaving with something...

Trish Stratus: Herpes maybe..

Brooke McGuire: Do you have a date with the ref after the show?

All 5 superstars look at eachother and wait to see who is going to move first. Finally, Rikku runs at Predator, which causes him to quickly throw her out of the ring to smack into the caged wall. This of course makes 18 step up and start exchanging shots with Predator, as Tiger & Scotty now go at it. Tiger sets Scotty up for a Power Bomb, but Scotty counters with a hurranicanna and sends Tiger to the floor, Scotty then leaps over and crashes on Tiger with a cross body as the fans cheer. Pred and 18 continue trading shots until 18 knees Pred in the gut. She then starts rubbing her hands together and sparks a flame together, which Predator quickly hits her with a hard clothesline. Predator smirks down at 18, til Rikku comes off the top rope and gives him a leaping tornado DDT, as he rolls out to the floor. Meanwhile on the outside on a different side, Scotty is the first person to pull a weapon off the Wall as he pulls a Baseball bat off the wall and the crowd cheers.

Jimmy Justice: Here we go, finally a weapon is gonna come into play, now it's gonna get intresting..

Scotty smiles and backs up as he twirls the bat around in his hand, then swings for the fences as he cracks Tiger in the stomache. He smiles and swings for the skull as Tiger stands back up, but Tiger quickly ducks, then rips a Chair off the wall, and spins back around decking Scotty right between the eyes! Meanwhile we see Pred up on the outside on the other side of the ring, as he is now pulling a Ladder off the wall.

Jonathan Steele: What the heck does he need the ladder for?

Jimmy Justice: Umm to get to the top cage, so he can then climb the other built in ladder to reach the top of the structure..

Brooke McGuire: But according to the rules, he don't need to do that until Phase Three..

Trish Stratus: It never hurts to get a head start..

In the ring we see 18 & Rikku going toe to toe. But just at that moment, Pred slides in, and clotheslines them both down with the ladder! On the other side of the ring, Scotty & Tiger are now both in, as Tiger still has the chair, he swings at Scotty again, but Scotty quickly hits him with a drop toe hold, as Tiger smacks the chair face first. Pred looks at 18 and Rikku on the mat holding their heads and laughs as he sets up the ladder in the center of the ring. But before he climbs it, he gets a hunch, and turns, as he does that, Scotty steps on his left knee, then on his right shoulder, then kicks him in the back of the head as Pred falls forward and out of the ring, and Scotty lands on the ladder near the top.

Jonathan Steele: How the heck did he do that?

Jimmy Justice: Too many drugs..

Scotty laughs about Pred, happy about what he's done, and then decides to get a head start himself....what he doesn't realize, is while he laughed at Pred, Tiger was climbing the other side. so when Scotty reaches the top, he comes face to face with White Tiger. Tiger quickly grabs Scotty's head and bounces it off the top of the ladder. Tiger then grabs Scotty and positions him as he looks down at the chair. Tiger then smirks, and leaps off the Ladder with Scotty. Tiger takes Scotty from the Top of the ladder, and face first into the chair, with the Struck Down!

Brooke McGuire: Oh my god! Did you see that?!

Trish Stratus: Not bad, I'll admit..

The crowd thinks more than just "not bad" as they break into their first "Holy Shit" chant of the evening, as Tiger crawls over and hooks Scotty's Leg as the ref counts a three.

Eliminated(Via White Tiger): Scotty Blaze

Jonathan Steele: in NCAA Terms, The Final Four!

Jimmy Justice: You're Totally Lame..

As our final four try and shake their cobwebs, Pred and 18 are the first two up as Pred grabs the wooden bat on the ground and slides into the ring. Pred is ready to swing it at 18, but she grabs it, then bursts it into flames as it vanishes and Pred shakes his hands from the flames.

Brooke McGuire: That always amazes me how she does that..

Trish Stratus: cheap pyro-technics...not that impressive, nor scary..

Pred mouths at 18, she just laughs and tells him to Bring it On...then Pred snaps his fingers and tells her "it's Already Been Broughten"...kay, just kidding, Pred didn't really re-enact Not Another Teen Movie...but he instead answered her bring it with a clothesline, that she had well scouted and ducked before hitting a reverse neckbreaker. she smiles and looks over as Tiger is now getting up. The two smile, and then lock up.

Jonathan Steele: And now these two lock up for the 2nd time within a week!

Jimmy Justice: You do realize her 3rd RolePlay was like 3 weeks ago, right?

Tiger tries to supplex 18, but she blocks it, 18 then tries one herself, but he too blocks it. They release and back up as they both smile. 18 shakes her head and raises her hands, then tries to catch Tiger off guard with a right, but he's ready and blocks it. He sends one right back, she blocks it as well. This happens back and forth 5 or 6 times, before Predator whacks 18 in the back with a chair. She holds her back and falls to her knees as he laughs.

Jonathan Steele: Sneaking from behind ain't very nice..

Trish Stratus: who cares?

Pred then acts like he's gonna swing at Tiger, but Pred stops as he knew Tiger was gonna block it. Pred smirked then acted as if he was putting the chair down, then quickly jabbed it into Tiger's Stomache, then swings again right between the eyes he then quickly turns to whack Rikku that was getting up before slamming the chair down. Pred then re-positions the ladder and starts his march to the top cage. bout half way up, Tiger gets up and starts back up the other side. As Pred reaches the top and is about to climb through the hole, Tiger punches him in the stomache and the two begin trading shots high in the air. As that continues on and on, 18 and Rikku both get up, and at the same time, shove the ladder over, Pred and Tiger both react quickly and jump, both grabbing a different side of the hole. The Ladder hits the mat, but both Tiger and Pred Dangle as they try and hold onto the ceiling of the bottom cage/floor of the top cage.

Jimmy Justice: Would you look at them two!

Jonathan Steele: You know, I've only called one of the two prior...but I'm pretty sure this will be the first time anyone's moved to the top cage while we was still in the 2nd phase..

Meanwhile we never noticed Scotty left the cage cause of all the attention being on the action in the match. But we now get a shot of Scotty on the stage, holding his head with one hand...and the X-Division Title up in the air with his other.

Brooke McGuire: Congrats Scotty..

Trish Stratus: ya, good job failing the big one...and leaving with a 3rd Rate Title..

Jonathan Steele: He tried his best...and he left with something to show for it, that's what really matters..

18 & Rikku have both been looking up, watching the other two dangle above them. Tiger and Pred use pure power and pull themselves up into the top cage as they both roll over tired. Rikku takes this chance that 18 is still looking up, and goes for a Hyper Drive, but 18 is wise, and quickly counters. 18 then goes for the Annhilation, but Rikku counters as well. They both bounce off the ropes, and collide in the center with a double clothesline. Back up in the top Cage, Tiger and Predator begin climbing to their feet, as they go back to their fist war. Tiger, wins this exchange, and then whips Pred hard into the welded ladder, or well usually welded, but this 3PC Structure is made out of bamboo not Steel, so this time the ladder is just tied really tight into place. Back down below, Rikku gets up quick and springs off the ropes, only to find a vicious clothesline by 18. Back up in the top, Tiger pulls a Table off the wall, and sets it up, but leans it in the corner. As he backs up, Pred shoots for the Brinct of Extinction, but Tiger counters, and nails the Payne Killer! Tiger covers Pred hooking the leg....but the ref is still down in the ring.

Jonathan Steele: Oh what a load of crap..

Jimmy Justice: It's not the ref's fault there's two fights going on, in two seperate cages...he can't be in both at once.

Tiger realizes the same thing as he looks down through the holes to see the ref down there, and drops his head. Meanwhile 18 picks Rikku up and throws her hard into the corner, but Rikku, she reacts quickly and runs up the corner hitting whisper in the wind. She covers only for a two count. she gets up and goes for the Hyper Drive again, but 18 again counters...18 again goes for the Annhilation, but Rikku again counters. 18 grabs the chair that has been used often in this match, But as she charges at Rikku, Rikku quickly ducks and then drop kicks 18 in the back, Eighteen falls on the ropes, with the chair still in front of her, with that Rikku runs around and hits the OverDrive, kicking the chair into 18's Face!

Jimmy Justice: Holy Crap!

Brooke McGuire: That a girl!

The crowd cheers and starts another "holy shit" chant as Tiger nods his head above and Rikku covers for a 3 count!

Eliminated(Via Rikku): Android #18

Rikku sits up and rubs her legs from kicking the chair, while the ref, funnily enough to see, maybe first time I ever seen a ref do this, but starts climbing the ladder. Tiger sees the ref coming and nods as he gets up and turns back to Pred. As Tiger does this though, he's met with a cloud of smoke as Pred Sprays a Fire Extinguisher in his face. Tiger tries to wipe his eyes so he can see, which Pred quickly levels him with a clothesline. Pred covers just in time as the ref rolls into the cage, only for Tiger to kick out at a short two count.

Trish Stratus: did you know, if one of them two quickly eliminate the other while Rikku is still in the bottom cage..Rikku would be pretty much screwed in the third phase with the other person already in the top cage..

Brooke McGuire: Remember when you used to commentate on Chaos during her EWE Title reign, and you kept telling Tazz and Steele not to count her out, what the heck happened?

Trish Stratus: this is different..

Tiger and Pred both get up and once again begin exchanging shots...but Tiger then quickly locks Pred up, and then gives him a belly to belly supplex, as Pred crashes into the table he set up earlier! the crowd stirs up yet another "holy shit" chant on that one, while Rikku has now begun climbing the ladder..

Jonathan Steele: I don't think Predator is kicking out of that!

Tiger smirks and smiles at the fans before he walks over and pulls Pred by the arms away from the wall, he then falls down and hooks Pred by the leg as the ref counts the ONE...TWO...THR..NO!..Pred kicks out!

Jimmy Justice: Talk about close!

Brooke McGuire: You're telling me!

Tiger can't believe it neither, and the crowd chants "this is awesome" Tiger stands up and tries to get himelf together, he turns to look for a weapon so he can put Predator away, but instead turns into a small package by Rikku!....The ref runs back over and counts ONE...TWO...THR...NOPE!...TIGER KICKS OUT TOO!...Tiger and Rikku get up and smile at eachother, Rikku then kicks Tiger in the gut and goes for the Hyper Drive, but he quickly rolls out of position then flings her to the wall, she quickly runs up the wall and moonsaults back, Tiger ducks out of the way, Rikku lands on her feet, but right by the hole! she tries and tries to keep her balance and is teedering, Tiger, though she's an opponent, doesn't wanna see a good friend take a career threatening fall, steps forward to help, but the sudden movement in the cage, makes her lose her balance anyways, she falls through the hole, which makes Tiger jump quicker to help, but is too late, Rikku though, luckily lands on the ladder, but unluckily, the Ladder immeditately tips over and she smacks against the cage wall, then onto the padded floor.

Jonathan Steele: Oh Dear God!

Brooke McGuire: Is she okay?!

Jimmy Justice: .......

Trish Stratus: ......:O

At first the crowd chants another "holy shit" but when they see Rikku not moving much, this hushes most of them with concern. One of which who is concerned, is White Tiger, which would then cost him, as he's grabbed from behind and planted with the Brinct of Extinction onto the caged floor for a 3 count!

Eliminated(Via Predator): White Tiger

Pred lays there for a moment to catch his breathe, while Rikku starts to show a little life, not much, not much at all, but some at least. A Fifth Helicopter now appears as the Undisputed Championship is released out and starts to slowly lower down until it is 5 feet above the cage, in which case, the bell rings one more time.

PHASE THREE
Stipulation: Grab The Title
Participants: Predator vs Rikku

Jonathan Steele: Well we now reach the Final Two in Phase Three...but in light of how Phase Two ended, I think this one is pretty much in the books..

Pred gets up and tries to compose himself, he then looks down and sees Rikku just now barely rolling into the ring, I don't think he knows what happened before he eliminated Tiger. None the less he just smiles and casually walks over to the other ladder. He takes each step, very slow, not because he's too tired to climb like you'd think, but because he's being arrogant and smiling at each step.

Jonathan Steele: Is that really called for?

Brooke McGuire: Just grab the title jerk..

As Pred reaches the top of the structure he looks over at the title and smiles. He touches it and admires it. He then acts like he's gonna unhook it, but laughs and stops himself, not realizing that Rikku has now reached the top cage in her hurt state.

Jonathan Steele: She sure has heart doesn't she?

Jimmy Justice: Unfortunately, she's never been known to have a brain..

Pred walks over to the far end of the cage and waves down at the fans, though they are booing him, he's just braggin in the fact he has the match now in the bag, with Rikku stranded in the bottom cage, or so he thinks...he then walks all the way over to the complete opposite side of the cage and does the same thing...he finally decides it's been enough rubbing it in time...and decides to go grab his title...but right as he touches it, he's low blowed from behind, as the crowd roars!

Trish Stratus: She's not out yet...which is pretty much amazing.

Brooke McGuire: It's his own fault...He had plenty of time to win because of that, he had to be a jerk...and now he may have blown it...get him girl!

Pred holds his Jewels in much pain as he hits his knees...Rikku, obviously in much pain herself, still picks herself back up and grabs the title, but not to unhook it, but to run and swing on the rope it's hooked to, as she uses that swing, to connect a modified OverDrive! The Crowd explodes for that and gets 110% behind Rikku, but unfortunately she loses grip after she connects, and hits the caged ceiling. Now of course it's only a 5 foot fall, but considering the bump she took a little while ago, it's enough to keep them both down for a minute....which is plenty of time to let the commentators share some words..

Jonathan Steele: No Disrespect to Cena or Law...or anyone involved in those two matches...but this may be the best 3 Phase challenge to date!

Jimmy Justice: That last one, which blew the first one away, was only for a loser brand..and had two hacks as the two finalists...so for once in our life Steele, I'll agree with you..

Trish Stratus: It does seem to get better with each one, heck I might go as far to call this one of the best matches in EWE History..

Brooke McGuire: Well Jay himself thinks, just to this point, not even done yet...that this is possibly the best match he has ever wrote..

Jimmy Justice: Those losers that skim read this match..they will DEFINATELY be missing out

Jonathan Steele: AND THAT'S A FACT!

Plenty of time for them to talk now, so that said Pred and Rikku start to slowly get back to their feet, Rikku maybe a little slower...Pred seizes this, and grabs her to try for the Brinct of Extinction, but she spins herself out of it, she then jumps up and goes for a hurranicanna, but Pred counters and Power Bombs her THROUGH the hole as she crashes onto the floor of the Top Cage!

Trish Stratus: Another devistating bump for poor little Rikku!!

Brooke McGuire: This ain't good..

The Crowd somewhat boos to see Rikku take a fall like that, knowing it may be over, but still some cheer cause bumps like that are always cool...and some noobs mark out, cause he may be heel, but still love him from his you look funny days...he wastes no time this time after what happened last time, as he unhooks the title and the bell rings for the final Time..

Jennifer Sparks: Ladies And Gentlemen, The Winner of this match, and Your NEW EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION....PREDATOR!!!

"Inside the Fire" by Disturbed hits over the PA System and the crowd gives that same mixed reaction. All 5 Hellicopters drop tons and tons of confetti out before they fly out of the way for a bunch of fireworks to start shooting off into the open sky.

Jonathan Steele: Love him, or despise him, the man has finally done it...

Jimmy Justice: Just like an old friend of his did in the last one...Predator wins his first EWE Heavyweight Title, in The Three Phase Challenge!

Brooke McGuire: Can't say I like his attitude, especially what he did after Rikku took that nasty fall....but I'll give him his credit, he did well, and is the champ...but also give Rikku credit, for even coming back after that bump she took..

Trish Stratus: I'll give her credit for that, she took a nasty fall, but showed the heart of a champion to come right back in it....but the truth is she isn't the Champion...He is!

Jonathan Steele: We'll see you at Unbreakable!

Predator continues to raise up the Undisputed Title as the fireworks keep going off and the scene fades away...