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Show Opening
The show opens up with the normal video showing highlights from last week... once the show actually starts... Roddy Piper is shown standing in the ring... Piper first talks about Wrestlemania a little bit and what it means to him. Piper then announces the official Xplosion matches for Wrestlemania 4... Duke vs. Benji Homan for the Pure Title... Chris Ceno vs. Assassin... The Money in the Bank match featuring Mr. Man, Eighteen, and Lynx Madison... then Piper announces that Snake will defend the AA title against not only Nero Phoenix... but Xavier Serikaz... AND Dan Taylor! Piper also mentions the X-Division Championship match between Johnny Chaos and Cameron Hayden... then the World Heavyweight Championship between Champion Shawn Ashlocke, and challenger Sean Lewis... with that being said, Ashlocke's music starts up and he comes down to the ring... Slug comes out as well as soon as Ashlocke's theme dies down... they both get in the ring and Piper hands Ashlocke the contract... Shawn signs it... then Ashlocke hands it to Slug... Sean asks, "What kind of match is it?"... Ashlocke then tells Lewis that he has to wait until the end of the night for that... Sean then signs the contract... and the crowd erupts...
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Opening Match
Singles Match
Brent Acid Vs. Sterling James Keenan
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SJK keeps his winning ways a rolling with another solid victory over Brent Acid around the 4 minute mark...
Winner: Sterling James Keenan
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Match Two
Singles Match
Jace Hayes Vs. Martin Bleue
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The match starts off with some good back and forth action until finally Jace takes the slight advantage. Jace tosses Martin around the ring and goes for a powerbomb after about 5 minutes... martin reverses it into a hurricanrana and gets the 3 count!
Winner: Martin Bleue
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Match Three
Singles Match
Alex Edge Vs. Chris Ceno
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Right when Ceno came out to the ring... The Assassin's theme started up and Ceno bailed out of the ring... he was counted out...
Winner: Alex Edge
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Match Four
8 Man Tag Match
Nero Phoenix, Mr. Man, Duke and Syco Vs. FACD, Kevin Thorn, Benji Homan and Snake
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Nero and Kevin Thorn started the match out... and like any good 8 man tag match, it broke out into pure hell after a few minutes. All 8 men were in... Mr. Man was pounding on FACD, Syco on Thorn, Duke on Benji, and Nero on Snake... the 4 men from Nero's team all hit their finishers at the same time... yes I know, amazing... and they all made 3 counts...
Winners: Nero Phoenix, Mr. Man, Duke and Syco
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Match Five
Singles Match
Johnny Chaos Vs. Eighteen
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Another classic battle in the never ending feud between these two... it looked like Johnny had it won, but Eighteen was able to make him tap with the 18 points of pain...
Winner: Eighteen
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Match Six
Interpromotional Match
Singles Match
John Cena Vs. Lynx Madison
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Obviously one of the higher points of the night. Two of the most favored going into Wrestlemania for the money in the bank match... Cena and Lynx have been bugging each other for weeks on each other's show. Cena takes control early and shows off a few of his trademark moves before Lynx reverses and attempt at a shoulder tackle sending Cena into the corner... Lynx hits a spear a few seconds later then climbs up top... Cena slowly gets up... Lynx leaps... but Cena catches him, hits the F-U then gets the 3 count!
Winner: John Cena
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Match Seven
EWE X-Tag Team Championships
Standard Tag Match
The eXiles{c} Vs. Beavis & Butt-Head
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Beavis and Cameron start the match out... Cameron obviously dominates with a ton of gorilla press slams and hulk Hogan leg drops... kidding... but he does toss him around... Butt Head gets tagged in and Cameron continues to beat on both of the Beavis and Butt Head dudes... Cameron finally tags in Shawn... Shawn and Cameron do a few more double team moves onto Butt Head... Tag team match, tag team match, tag team match... Ashlocke covers Butt Head for the win!
Winners: The eXiles (Still Champions)
After the match... Cameron and Ashlocke go to the ring side commentary table and have a seat and tell Kenny and Jimmy that they will be helping call the K~Dawg and Sean Lewis match...
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Main Event
Interpromotional Match
Singles Match
K~Dawg Vs. Sean Lewis
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The match starts off with a huge LEWIS and K~DAWG chant off... They two lock off and Lewis gets the advantage... Lewis ends up tossing K~Dawg into the corner and hitting a monkey flip... but K~Dawg lands on his feet! Slug gets up only to get DA'MEAT HOOK! 1... 2... Sean kicks out! K~Dawg gets up in disbelief as he pulls Sean up... they fight back and forth some more until K~Dawg tosses Sean into the corner... he sets Sean up on the top rope... K~Dawg then goes for a top rope hurricanrana... but Sean blocks it... and turns it into a top rope Gloria... Sean hits it, and covers... 1... 2... 3!
Winner: Sean Lewis
After the match, Sean helps K~Dawg to his feet and they share a hand shake, that turns into a hug... Ashlocke and Cameron quickly slide into the ring as Sean's theme dies down... Ashlocke has a mic in his hand...
Shawn Ashlocke: Well, well, well... VERY impressive Sean. I must say, it's really an accomplishment, smackin' down some scrawny little wigger with a name ripped off of a sub-par Latino scumbag. Bravo!
Ashlocke starts to clap, mockingly, then brings the microphone back up to his mouth.
Shawn Ashlocke: But ya know what? It's time to start getting' serious... because in a few weeks, we're rollin' into Toronto... sadly enough... for the biggest show of ‘em all, Wrestlemania.
He pauses for a huge crowd pop.
Shawn Ashlocke: So the question is... what sort of match could POSSIBLY be both entertaining and original enough to highlight the night, and yet, satisfy my own craving for absolute CARNAGE! ...Oh, and by the way... sorry Sean, but I'm definitely NOT playing into your little ladder fetish, so get over it.
The crowd boos, but Shawn relishes in it, with a huge smirk on his face.
Shawn Ashlocke: Ya see... early in my career, I wrestled all over the world... Canada, America, Mexico, Europe... but one place really stood out to me. There's NOTHING... like wrestling in Japan! And over there they had a match in which I couldn't help but excel. It's a true test of not only your ability to beat and destroy your opponent... but a test of athletic prowess and stamina. Now, I went over your history, and it turns out... you've never been in one of these before. So Sean, start doing your homework. Bring out some old tapes, and get ready... cause at Wrestlemania... we're going to have ourselves a JAPANESE DEATHMATCH!
The crowd erupts as the show fade to an end with Lewis, K~Dawg, Cameron, and Ashlocke in the ring...
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TOP RPERS
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1: John Cena
2: Cameron Hayden
3: Shawn Ashlocke
4: Lynx Madison
5: Sean Lewis
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Subject: Wednesday Night Xplosion #54: March 28th, 2007 
