Wednesday Night Xplosion #73: December 5th, 2007

Highlights of several matches from Last Sundays Final Cut are shown. It begins with Derrick Sanderson standing victorious over the likes of
Brutality, Nero Phoenix and Eric Michaels to became Pure Champion. It shows Antonia trying everything to beat Android #18, but ultimaley tapping out
as Android #18 retains her title. It then flashes for Dan Taylor vs Cameron Hayden. It shows the match going back and forth, and the defining moment of
Hayden hitting the Birth Control to retain. It then fast forwards to The Xtreme Team Challenge, showing the memorable moments such as James
Ceno innovating a move to his arsenal called the New Wave, White Tiger making K~Dawg pass out to the Tiger Snare, and Triple H hitting Gino with
the Pedigree on the tacks for the 3 count. It then shows flickers of all the Xplosion matches, before ending with the whole Xplosion Roster
celebrating at the end of Final Cut. The video then ends as the Xplosion Opening Video plays along with "Rise Up" by Drowning Pool, followed by fireworks and
a 360 degreee span around the arena, before going to Jimmy Justice and Kenny Greenwood

Jimmy Justice: "Holla playas and honeys, and welcome to the number one show in all of EWE.. Wednesday Night Xplosion"

Kenny Greenwood: "And we don't need to say that out of arrogance anymore, because at Final Cut we made it official"

Jimmy Justice: "We also did it, when all Xplosion championships were on the line, and we still whooped Chaos ass"

Kenny Greenwood: "That wasnt all, because the four main other stories were Android 18 and Cameron Hayden retaining there titles"

Jimmy Justice: "But more importantly, Derrick Sanderson and Kris Jaxson walking out the NEW PURE & X-DIVISION CHAMPION respectively"

Suddenly "NO CHANCE IN HELL" blares over the PA system, as the crowd get up with interest.

Jimmy Justice: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the EWE CHAIRMAN.. MR McMAHON!"

Kenny Greenwood: "Vince McMahon? On Xplosion? That's unusual to say the least"

Vince McMahon walks down the ramp carelessly with his usual firm swagger. The crowd give him boos and insults as he swings into the ring

Jimmy Justice: "Well why not, we are the better brand, and Mr. McMahon is known to surrond himself with greatness"

Kenny Greenwood: "Maybe, and incase you're wondering why Vince is here, it's because last Sunday at Final Cut, Vince McMahon beat Stone Cold to once again become EWE Chairman"

Jimmy Justice: "Let's see what he has to say here, cuz if the chairman is on Xplosion, you know its gotta be something big"

Vince McMahon: "Well well well, Missoula, Montana firstly I would like to apologise for the blip on behalf of ewe-wrestling.net for billing this event for "Missoula, Washington"

The crowd let out a huge emphatic 'WHAT' chant

Vince McMahon: "I know, that's exactly what I told the webmaster"

They let out another 'WHAT' chant

Vince McMahon: "Ok I can see where this is going, but this isn't Monday Night Chaos, so cut it out"

Once again they chant 'WHAT'

Vince McMahon: "Fine I'll cut to the chase.."

'WHAT'

Vince McMahon: "I beat him, and I stripped him off his ownership over my company, just like most of you in the crowd, Austin had NO CHANCE IN HELL of beating me"

They boo, followed by another 'WHAT' chant

Vince McMahon: "And Austin fell right into my trap, and so did you"

They chant 'WHAT' again, and then wonder what he means by that comment

Vince McMahon: "Because I have Jenna Jameson to thank for all this"

They cheer for Jenna, with diehard erotica fans starting a 'JENNA' chant

Vince McMahon: "For were it not for her ingenious plan to have a hoax of her being kidnapped and then frame Austin as the perpetratior the Board of Directors would never have
been convinced to make the match at Final Cut"

From cheers to boos goes the view on Jenna Jameson, they thought she had changed, but she hadn't changed at all

Kenny Greenwood: "Wait a minute, did he just say what I think he just said"

Vince McMahon: "That's right, there was no kidnapping. Me and Jenna played you like puppets, and you followed our strings"

Kenny Greenwood: "I can't believe it, we were all fooled, we all fell for it"

Jimmy Justice: "Of course you did, I knew about this all along, it's brilliant"

Vince McMahon: "You think I really would allow any harm to come to Jenna Jameson?"

Jimmy Justice: "Exactly Kenny, I don't get why you figured this out sooner, Mr.McMahon is a genious of playing mind games, especially with the fans"

Vince McMahon: "Unlike what Austin did to Chaos, she has taken Xplosion to the number one brand in all of sports entertainment, better than anything
Rowdy Roddy Piper or Steve Austin could produce"

The crowd boo Vince

Vince McMahon: "Xplosion is the past, present and future of this company, and it will be for as long as Jenna Jameson is in charge"

He then lowers the mic down, before walking over the ropes to exit, but then he stops

Vince McMahon: "Be sure to catch Hell Frozen Over, when Austin continues to get humiliated at the hands of Shawn Michaels.. and I guarantee Austin will be gone for
good next sunday"

He's about to go but then once again, he has one more thing to say

Vince McMahon: "Oh and it feels good to say that the BOSS IS BACK!"

His music plays once again as the crowd boo.

As We Return we see all of the Xplosion backstage team in Jenna Jamesons office

Jenna Jameson: "Now boys and girls, with Vince McMahon back as Chairman and along with the new year coming up. I decided it was
time for a change"

Kelly, Matt Peterson, Terri Runnels, Jimmy Justice, Kenny Greenwood and Jesse Ventura all look worried

Jenna Jameson: "Now while some of you have been great on screen talents for Xplosion, others of you, while you have been over with the crowd, personally
the only reason you're still in a job is because you were under contract from that previous regime"

Jesse Ventura: "Can we get back onto the show Jenna, matches need to be announced, and people need to be entertained"

Terri Runnels: "Yeah I mean no disrepect Ms. Jameson, but we have better things to do than be in your office"

Matt Peterson: "I look like Spike Dudley"

Jimmy Justice: "Do you have nothing better to say jackass?"

Kenny Greenwood: "Shut Up Jimmy this is serious"

Kelly: "I like peanuts"

Jenna Jameson: "Its attitude like this I can not tolerate, you think you can talk to me like that and get away with it? "

She stamps her fist against her desk in anger, as they all mutter between each other

Jenna Jameson: "Lets see how funny you find it, when you're all out of jobs"

Suddenly they all go silent and look on horror as Jenna smiles, raising her voice

Jenna Jameson: "That's right.. all of you YOU'RE FIRED"

They're all left speechless, they all ball out in tears. And then security come in to escort them off the building, but they only
take Jesse Ventura, Matt Peterson & Terri Runnels. Leaving Jimmy, Kenny and Kelly behind

Kelly: "This sucks, now I can't go to disneyland with Android #18"

She sighs in dissapointment while Jimmy & Kenny look worried about other more important things

Jimmy Justice: "I dunno what to say J Baby.. I'm shocked"

Kenny Greenwood: "Would you like us to vacate our offices"

Jenna Jameson: "Jimmy, Kenny relax. I'm not firing either of you. You two do a fantastic job, I just needed to make an emphatic statement to get rid of the dead
weight"

They let out huge sighs of relief

Jenna Jameson: "The show must go on, you two can go back to ringside"

Jimmy & Kenny then thank Jenna, before walking out of her office to go back to their announce tables. Kelly then begins to walk out with them, but towards
the exit door, thinking shes fired

Jenna Jameson: "Kelly, where do you think you're going"

Kelly: "I'm fired aren't I?"

Jenna Jameson: "No Kelly, among Jimmy & Kenny, you're one of the lucky ones who gets to keep your job. You may be the youngest member of the Xplosion family,
but I love seeing your interviews in roleplays and results alike"

Kelly: "Really, wow thanks"

Jenna Jameson: "No worries, see you're look Kelly is among a new outlook I have for Wednesday Night Xplosion. Bar Kenny & Jimmy, for every other member
of the Xplosion staff including myself I have a 'Blonde' vision"

Kelly: "But your hair is brunette"

Jenna Jameson: "Don't be a cheeky silly girl, my natural hair color is Blonde. And thats the first thing I looked at when replacements"

Kelly: "So who are the replacements"

Jenna Jameson: "Three Girls who will be revealed as the night goes on, and 1 Man, Our New Ring Announcer Jeremy Borash! Now get out of my office, or I really will fire you"

Kelly then runs out, as Jenna lets out a evil laugh before we return to ringside

Jeremy Borash comes out to a huge pop, he salutes the fan as a small section start a "TNA! TNA! TNA" chant. But the majority of the crowd
drown those out with "EWE! EWE! EWE!" chants. Borash then gets into the ring, and gets straight to his job

Jeremy Borash: "The following match is tonights opening contest, scheduled for one fall and is a handicap match"

Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J are already in the ring, as the crowd give them a mixed reaction. The fast pace of drum beats and electric guitar buzzes sound over
the PA to a huge roar by the crowd. "Heartwork" by Carcass drills around the arena as the thrash metal sends goths, kids, nd grandads alike rocking there head up
and down, as the mammoth known as Brutality storms out amongst the crowd from one of the exit entries to a massive pop.

Jeremy Borash: "Hailing from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 355 pounds at 7 foot 8 feet tall.. BRUTALITY!"

Kenny Greenwood: "OH MY GAWD! This man is horrifying, this man is torturous, this man is a beast, this man is BRUTALITY"

Jimmy Justice: "This guy is a freak of nature Kenny, ICP better forget about any circus acts, and better start calling an ambulance"

Everybody looks on awe at his size, as he makes his way to the ring, with a very stern and serious focused expression across his face. All the while staring
devilishly at ICP who shit themselves scared

Match One
Handicap Match
Brutality vs Insane Clown Posse

Brutality gets into the ring and instantly ICP try to weaken him smacking him repeatedly with there ICP customized baseball bat. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope club
him continuosly with there eyes closed, unaware that all the while the bat is having no signs of effect upon Brutality. When they open there eyes, they look up to
see Brutality heavily pissed off. They go to run away, but Brutality is just as fast as he is strong, as he fumes off the ropes for a huge clothesline from hell
which Brutality calls "The Proven Point", but is more powerful than anything ever conjured from the depths of hell, as blood gushes from both ICP members necks
upon impact. There blood mixed there facepaint makes ICP skin look all mangly pink like a Umpa Lumpa. Brutality lifts them both of using one hand each for a
devastating double chokeslam from hell. Brutality then grabs both there ankles and twists it sideways into a double standing ankle lock as they tap instantly

WINNER: Brutality

Jeremy Borash: "Here is your winner of the match.. BRUTALITY"

"Heartwork" by Carcass plays once again as the crowd look on in awe, as the crowd cheer. The ref tries to raise Brutality hand in victory, but he is to small to reach.
Brutality then laughs, pushing the ref away as he stands on the turnbuckle almost reaching the roof of the arena as he celebrates posing for the crowd

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We go backstage to the concession stands where several stars are getting refreshments.

Eli Hogan: "So this is what the buzz for Xplosion is all about. This feels great"

Eli Hogan is by the coke machine trying to get a 7-Up

Eli Hogan: "Come on you silly machine, gimme my damn boost"

He slams the machine, he put in the right amount of money, but its not giving him his drink

Eli Hogan: "This sucks, I had a dollar to either spend on liquorice or 7-Up. Now I don't have money for either"

One of Jenna Jamesons new staff employees comes up to Eli Hogan

Leticia Cline: "Hey Eli, whats up? And more importantly how does it feel to be making your first live appearance on Wednesday Night Xplosion"

It's Leticia Cline, former TNA backstage interviewer and a maxim hottie covergirl

Eli Hogan: "It's awesome, but who are you?"

Eli Hogan scratches his head unaware who she is, his mum and dad don't let him watch TNA

Leticia Cline: "I'm Leticia Cline, one of Xplosions newest 'blonde' vision staff members"

Eli then becomes very welcoming all of a sudden

Eli Hogan: "Hi pleased to meet you"

He then nods, and hugs her. Leticia finds it cute, so she hugs him back

Leticia Cline: "Why thank you, same back to you"

Eli Hogan: "So do you want to go on a date"

She giggles, but admires his gut

Leticia Cline: "Thats very flattering, but you're a lil too young for me kid"

Eli Hogan: "Hey now twelve is the new eighteen. I may not have a beard or hairy stuff in other places like other men, but I could give you a good time"

Leticia Cline rolls her eyes wondering how to put him down lightly without hurting his feelings. While she thinks about it, we hear a voice coming
from behind the camera

Sting: "A good time? HA! You wouldn't even know how to give this fine young women a good time"

The cameras turn around to reveal the voice as wrestling legend and icon Sting

Sting: "Take your ball and go home Eli"

Sting: "Oh on second thought, I forgot the fact that you wouldn't know how to do that"

Eli Hogan: "Oh yeah and whys that Mr Big Shot?"

Sting: "Because your balls havent dropped yet"

Leticia Cline: "Come on Sting, he's only a kid, why are you picking on him"

Sting: "Me picking on him? Are you mad woman.. this little pipsqweek has shown me no respect"

Sting: "He thinks just because he is Hulk Hogans child he is special"

Sting: "What on earth warrants you to even be on Xplosion. You lost your match on Download, while I won mine. How the hell do you get TV time and
I don't"

Eli Hogan: "Maybe for the simple fact that I have more charisma, and I'm more entertaining than you"

Sting: "You got some nerve Eli, lets see how much nerve you really have"

Eli Hogan: "What do you mean that?"

Sting: "Next Week, Me and You, In the ring.. on Xplosion"

Eli Hogan: "I like the sound of that you hasbeen"

Sting: "Hasbeen, where are you getting your insults from, a milk carton?"

Eli Hogan: "I get them from yomammajustgobeatbyelihogan.com"

Sting: "See you next week kid, be prepared, this isn't like Download anymore, this is the big leagues"

Leticia Cline: "Huge announcement by two promising and upcoming stars here in EWE, next week live on Xplosion.. Eli Hogan meets Wresting Legend Sting"

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Jeremy Borash: "The next match is the third out of five final matches for Xplosion Superstar Chris Steel on his Retirement Tour"

Flickering images of women from adult entertainment movies flash across the screen as we hear their groans and screams. The electriconic bass then
pumps into tune as we hear guitar rings around the arena for "Black" by Sevendust to blast around, rising the crowd to there feet.

Jeremy Borash: "Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois.. being accompanied to the ring by Brianna Banks.. CHRIS STEEL"

Chris Steel then comes dancing out with Brianna Banks clutched on his back. He high fives fans along the way down the walkway, before posing
on the turnbuckle.

Jimmy Justice: "How the hell does he always get cheers like this every fricking time he comes out"

Kenny Greenwood: "Well in Chris Steels defence, its not hard to get more cheers than you"

Jimmy Justice: "The only reason this douche is over because he brings a frickin pornstar to the ring"

Kenny Greenwood: "Whats wrong with that, jealous because hes getting some game and you ain't"

Jimmy gives Kenny an evil glare furious that Kenny is getting lucky one snap lines to out cuss him. We then hear someone cursing in spanish
preceeded with "The Enemy" by Godsmack to play over the PA system to a huge boo. Mr.Man comes swaying out slowly, to a mixed reaction.

Jeremy Borash: "And his opponent, from Miami, Florida.. Manuel El Futuro.. MR.MAN"

The fanboys are jeering him, while the true smarks are cheering him. He has the mexican flag wrapped around his waist, he strips it off and then passes it over to some
hot latin chick in the crowd.

Jimmy Justice: "Did you catch what Borash just said, what was he blabbering in Russian?"

Kenny Greenwood: "I'm pretty sure it was spanish, I remember the word from El Futuro"

Jimmy Justice: "You probably only know that from watching Back To The Future in Guadalajara"

Match Two
Chris Steel's Retirement Tour
Chris Steel vs Mr Man

Mr Man hops into the ring, trashtalking Chris Steel telling him to get out of the ring to save the embarassment of getting humiliated by him. Instead it is Mr Man
who is humiliated as Chris Steel swings his right hand on to Mr Mans cheek, for a thunderous bitchslap knocking him to the floor, as the ref rings the bell for the start
of the match. Mr Man then gets up pissed off as he speeds towards Steel for a hurricanrana, but Steel outdoes him once again, quickly bouncing off the top rope for a flying
springboard clothesline. Steel then feels pumped up already as he teases for Mr Man to get back to his feet, whacking his hand around his groin growing a trouser snake.
Manny lifts himself back up, and turns around to get a Cum Shot jizzed straight on his face. Steel goes for the pin but Mr Man wisely gets his foot on the ropes after
a 2 count. Steel then pries Man back up and places him on his shoulders, Brianna Banks gets ready to celebrate the victory, but her plans backfires as the refs attention
is drawn towards her. Steel goes to hit the Go 2 Sleep, and he almost does, until Manny punches him in the groin. He goes for the cover, and gets the 1..2..3, but then the
ref realises Mr Man was using the ropes for leverage during the pin and doesnt count the pinfall. Mr Man then argues with the ref, while Brianna passes a steel chair
over to Chris Steel as the crowd cheer. Steel goes to use the steel chair, but the ref takes it off him, and this is when Mr Man takes advantage of the situation, kicking
Steel in the groin for a low blow, and then he swings Steel down by grabbing his tights for a rollup as the ref counts 1..2..3

WINNER: Mr Man

"The Enemy" by Godsmack plays once again as the ref raises Mannys hand in victory

Kenny Greenwood: "Mr Man cheated, thats not fair. Steel just got robbed of victory"

Jeremy Borash: "The winner of the match by pinfall.. Manuel El Futuro.. MR.MAN!"

Mr Man then begins running around doing an overtop the celebration as if he just won a hardfought match. Most of the crowd boo him, but most of the hispanic proportion
of the crowd find it hilarious

Jimmy Justice: "It was Steels own fault for trying to bring that steel chair into play. And why blame Mr Man if he set out to break Chris Steels c**k, that's genious if you ask me"

Kenny Greenwood: "Come on Jimmy, there's gotta be boundaries somewhere, you can't get ahead by these kind of tactics"

Jimmy Justice: "Yes you damn well can. Mr Man got the job done by any means neccessary, nobody cares how you get a win, aslong as you get the win, and Mr Man ensured just that"

Mr Man then poses for the crowd, mainly the hispanic section as they snap there cameras away. He then tells the Montan to go screw themselves with a middle finger, before
heading up the ramp with his hands raises up in celebration

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Backstage we see Derrick Sanderson all geared up for his Pure Championship defense coming up momentarily.

Derrick Sanderson: "This is it baby, primetime, I'm the champion, time to show these fools how they're gonna get school'd"

He exits his locker-room, talking to himself, slapping his chest, pumping himself up

Derrick Sanderson: "Nero Phoenix and Eric Michaels ain't got nuthn on me, they're go down low like a ho bo"

He nods and then realises that hes vaguely rhyming his words

Derrick Sanderson: "Alright, not only am I the best wrestle ever, I'm a lyrical genious. They can't touch my flow, because my name isn't Al Snow, it's Derrick FRICKIN Sanderson"

He laughs at the way that came out, not rhyming at all. He walks through the backstage area towards
the entrance sets, when all of a sudden he hears loud moaning and screaming

Derrick Sanderson: "What the F**K was that?"

Hes intrigued by the moans and screams so instead of going towards the entrance set, he begins walking to where the sound is coming
from

Unknown: "Oh Uh Uh Uh Yeah do it faster baby, ram it harder Angel, ram it all the way deep Angel"

We hear a distinct moist yet watery sound, its kinda like the sound of bubbles, but its strange, you can't accurately describe it

Unknown: "Yeah you like it when I have my finger up your p*ssy, you like it don't you dirty little b*tch"

Suddenly Sandersons mouth waters and his eyes pops, he begins walking faster closer to the sound

Derrick Sanderson: "I gotta get myself into some of this.. is there a porno happening here or something"

Thousands of question fly through Sanderson head, as he begins turning through corners as the moans ands scream become louder and louder.
He then passes a locker-room, and he puts his ear to the door, and he can hear the two voices on the other side of the door. He creaks a bit
too much on the door, accidentally leaning into it with force, as the door opens, and Sanderson falls to the floor. He then looks up

Derrick Sanderson: "HOLY SH*T!"

Sanderson looks on in awe as he sees two girls making out in a hot tub full of bubbles, as the play tonsil hockey
with each other, along with pleasing there other lips with there tongues, and they have toys too. The two girls then suddenly notice
Sanderson in the room, but they're not afraid. They got out of the hot tub, and wrap themselves in towels, covering there private parts

Velvet Skye: "Normally we would ask who you are?"

Angelina Love: "And we probably would be getting security on you"

Velvet Skye: "But we're guessing you're one of the wrestlers"

Derrick Sanderson: "Oh yeah I am, the names Derrick Sanderson, and I'm the Pure Champion.. but what I want to know is who the hell are you two?"

Angelina Love: "Well Champ.. if you couldn't tell by our name coding on the left"

Velvet Skye: "I'm Talia Madison better known as Velvet Skye"

Angelina Love: "And I'm Angel Williams better known as Angelina Love"

Velvet Skye: "We're two of Xplosions newest 'blonde' vision staff members"

Angelina Love: "You may see us on TNA as knockouts, but now we're backstage interviewers for Xplosion"

They both blush, as they get a closer look out at Derrick and look impressed"

Velvet Skye: "So with that out of the way, would you like to join us"

They take off there towels and then go back into the hot tub waving there hands for Sanderson to come join them. He goes to take off
his pants, but then he hears his music playing

Angelina Love: "What's the delay Derrick? "

Hes eager to jump in with them, and he gets frustrated knowing that hes gonna have to go to compete in his match"

Derrick Sanderson: "Ahh man this sucks, ladies you're two of the hottest pieces of ass I've ever seen, but I've got a match to compete in, can we take a rain check?"

Velvet Skye: "Sorry Champ, we don't do rain checks"

Angelina Love: "We're more of a heat of the moment kind of girls"

They don't look happy that Derrick turned them down, and Derrick just stares contemplating whether to go to compete or get some game with Xplosions
newest backstage interviewers

Velvet Skye: "What are you staring at, you can go now, go compete in your match"

Derrick shakes his head in dissapointment, as he so wants to just jump into the hot tub and say "f**k it" to his match, but he does the wise thing and runs off to the
entrance set.It may be wise in terms of his title, but he's missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Angelina Love & Velvet Skye continue to make out in the hot tub
as the cameraman gets a hardon, but security quickly come in to push the cameraman out, as we go back to ringside

Jeremy Borash: "The following contest is scheduled for one-fall under triple threat rules.. and is for the EWE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP"

Eric Michaels and Nero Phoenix are already in the ring waiting for the champ. As they wait they play a game of connect four, which
Michaels win to much excitement. The ref then tells them to stop fooling around, knocking out the gamestand and circular chips out of the ring.
The ring crew then rush out at the top of the ramp, and sprinkle sand down the walkway, before we hear the following words over the loud speaker

Exit light..
Enter night..
Take my hand..
Off to never neverland

Jeremy Borash: "Making his way to the ring.. from New Orleans, Louisana.. introducing the NEW and reigning PURE CHAMPION.. DERRICK SANDERSON"

"Enter Sandman" by Metallica then blasts over the PA system as the crowd boo. Sanderson comes speeding out with the Pure Championship in hand, and then places it
in the sand. He points down to the championship before holding a pose, and then out of nowhere chunks of sand jump up from the floor like fireworks.

Kenny Greenwood: "Holy Jesus, what the hell was that Jimmy"

Jimmy Justice: "HAHA! That's our Pure Champion Kenny, ain't he just the greatest"

Kenny Greenwood: "He's a grade A asshole if you ask me, one of the most annoying pricks I've ever met"

Jimmy Justice: "If you hate him then he's doing his job. Heels are meant to envoke a reaction and Sanderson certainly does that. What a guy!"

Kenny Greenwood: "Well he's got his hands full here, Phoenix and Michaels are going to be no pushovers"

Jimmy Justice: "No pushovers to an ordinary man, but Sanderson is not ordinary, he is flat out amazing"

The crowd then jeer as Sanderson lifts back up the Pure Championship and then confidently makes his way down to the ring

Match Three
Pure Championship : 3-Way Dance
Derrick Sanderson[c] vs Eric Michaels vs Nero Phoenix

Michaels tries to sneekily steal the win early on hitting Phoenix with a Motor City Moonsault and going for the 3 count before
Sanderson is in the ring. Phoenix escapes the pinfall and then goes for the third degree to try and get a 3 count, but Michaels escapes.
Sanderson then comes into the ring, bashes there heads together for them to have the audacity to steal a win.
He catapults Michaels into the corner turnbuckle, and then throws Phoenix next to Michaels hitting them with a spear sending there shoulders
smacking into the steel post. He then pulls Michaels out from the ropes, and delivers a chokeslam, followed by pulling Phoenix out and delivering a Jacknife
Powerbomb. Michaels and Phoenix get up and try to double team Sanderson, buts he cant be touched, as he wrenches Phoenix head around to hit a Swinging Reverse DDT,
and at the same time he does that, he also hits Michaels with a Twist of Fate. Phoenix is the first to get back up so he puts him back down with Sand Damage, followed by
sending Michaels into a twirl for the Sand Grain. He completes the no0bing of Phoenix and Michaels, by hitting a Vertebreaker on Michaels, and a Pure Domination on
Phoenix, toppling both of them on one another, placing his foot over them for the 1.. 2.. 3

WINNER: Derrick Sanderson

Jeremy Borash: "Here is your winner of the match.. and STILL EWE PURE CHAMPION.. DERRICK SANDERSON!"

The crowd look on in awe of Sanderson complete domination of the match as "Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays once again

Kenny Greenwood: "WoW Jimmy, Sanderson just made a statement here tonight"

Jimmy Justice: "He didn't just make a statement, he upped his game. He is the Pure Champion now and that comes with responsbility"

Kenny Greenwood: "Well he certainly showed he's a deserving champion here tonight, Michaels and Phoenix will wanna hide in a hole after this"

The ref hands him his Pure Championship, and goes to raise his hand, but he shoves him off, gloathing in the spotlight, lifting up his Pure Championship, posing once more,
as sand gusts out of the cushions of the four turnbuckles as the crowd look on in amazement

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After the Chill Factor promo, we open up for the second time in the night in Jenna Jamesons office as the crowd boo

Jenna Jameson: "Been quite a night so far, But the two big ones of the night are yet to come, and I'm sure all of you already have"

The Crowd start a "YOU SUCK" chant

Jenna Jameson: "You're city does suck.. I agree. But I'm here to make a few match announcements regarding Chill Factor"

They clap and then go silent

Jenna Jameson: "Firstly the X-Division Championship will be up for grabs, and after there epic match at Final Cut, I want to see round Two..
so it'll be Kris Jaxson vs James Ceno"

Theres a considerable amount of pops for that annoucement

Jenna Jameson: "Secondly, Chris Steel has two matches left, Chill Factor could be his last match ever, so I'm gonna make it a big one, and it doesn't get any bigger than this..
Chris Steel vs WHITE TIGER!"

The crowd let out a huge roar for that one

Jenna Jameson: "And finally as speculated by spoiler sites, and Jays CF banner.. the World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line..
as Cameron Hayden meets MR.MAN"

Probably just as loud if not loud as the Tiger Steel announcement, we can hear a "Manny!" chant break amongst the hispanics, while the other parts of the crowd
chant "Hayden!"

Jenna Jameson: "Be sure to watch next weeks Xplosion for further developments, and there will be more matches be made, so watch this space"

Jeremy Borash: "The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall"

Sounds of raindrops and thunder are preceeded by "Make It Rain" by Fat Joe busting over the titantron. Sean Lewis comes swaying out to a mixed reaction, as he
walks through a pyro waterfall before entering the ring and giving Jaxson a high five

Jeremy Borash: "Introducing first from Minneapolis, Minnesota.. he is SLUG.. SEAN LEWIS"

Changing guitar rifts are heard as it steadily grows faster for "Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against The Machine to blast around the arena as Jaxson comes dancing
out with the X-Division Championship strapped around his waist

Jeremy Borash: "And his partner from New Orleans, Louisana..the X-Division Champion.. KRIS JAXSON"

"Hell" by Disturbed plays over the PA system, freaking out little kids. James Ceno then comes out through to a huge cheer. He pats his chest, pointing to Kris Jaxson
motioning the X-Division title around his waist as Jaxson smiles back at him. Ceno then jumps up and down awaiting his tag team partner

Jeremy Borash: "Making his way to the ring from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.. JAMES CENO"

"The Game" by Motorhead then blasts on the PA system as the crowd go into a huge roar. Triple H comes rushing out with Stephanie, with a water bottle in hand. As soon
as he makes his way through the curtain, him and Ceno make there way towards the ring. Triple H does his customary water spit out pose at the top of the apron, before
entering the ring

Jeremy Borash: "And his partner, being accompanied to the ring by Stephanie, making his Xplosion debut.. TRIPLE H"

Match Four
Tag Team Match
James Ceno & Triple H vs Kris Jaxson & Sean Lewis

Ceno and Jaxson start things up with a test of strength. Ceno appears to have
the upper hand with the bigger body weight, but Jaxson overpowers him, sending him down
to knees as Ceno begs for mercy. Jaxson then smiles thinking hes ousted James,
but Ceno was playing possum as he lefts Jaxson up for a leviathan spine buster.
He goes for the cover but Jaxson kicks out, and then puts Ceno into a chinlock.
Ceno escapes, but Jaxson makes sure he gets the upper hand as he runs off the ropes
and plants his legs in Cenos face for a spinning heel kick. Jaxson then tags in
Lewis, as Ceno crawls to tag in Triple H. They both come storming in and
Lewis goes colliding into Triple H catching him with a whisper in the wind. He flies
off the top rope for a cross body block, but Triple H ducks, so Lewis then runs
into him again for a hurricanrana, but Triple H reverses it pulling Lewis down with a
spinning spinebuster. He goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..2..Kickout. Triple H then
lifts him up to apply a armbar, but Lewis flips out rebounding off the ropes for a tornado
DDT. He jumps up top and bounces off to smack Triple H with a top rope drop kick.
Lewis then tags in Jaxson, and Jaxson goes for the quick rollup to catch James off guard,
but he gets a shoulder up after 2. He tries to reach over to Triple H for a tag in, but Jaxson
pulls him back and then thunders into him with a knock out clothesline, followed by a
diving elbow drop to Cenos midsection. He goes for the cover, but Ceno kicksout after 1 and then jumps
over to tag in Triple H. The Game comes rolling in connecting his knee straight into Jaxsons
face knocking him down. He then twists and turns his legs around applying the figure
four leg lock. He has Jaxson in trouble, but Lewis leans over to tag himself in, jumping
off the top rope for a legdrop to connect to Triple H breaking the hold. Triple H
then gets back up and slaps Lewis on the chest, so he responds with a irish whip followed
by huge "WOO" chants. Lewis throws Triple H against the ropes and goes
running towards him for a cartwheel takedown, but Triple H slides down, and then catches
Lewis with a falling neckbreaker. He goes for the cover but Lewis get a foot on
the ropes after 2. Triple H then tags in Ceno, as Lewis hobbles to get the hand
for Jaxson to be tagged in. Ceno charges at Jaxson for a gore, but Jaxson leapfrogs
over him, wraps his arm around Cenos belly, and then delivers a release german suplex,
as he goes for the bridge pin as the ref counts 1..but then Ceno reverses it into
a small package as the ref counts 1..2..Jaxson gets a elbow up. Jaxson then kicks
Ceno in the midsection and lifts him up for a Sitdown Powerbomb, but Ceno clubs him
in the head before he can ground him, and reverses the move lifting Jaxson on his shoulders
to slam him down for the ELECTRIC FIRE. He goes to make the cover but Lewis jumps
in and kicks Ceno into position for the Gloria. Triple H then storms in and kicks
Lewis in the gut for a Pedigree. Jaxson then storms at Triple H for a Jax-Attack, followed
by putting Ceno into position for the Jaxson Driver. He goes to finish off Ceno, but
before he can hit the move, Ceno slides down. He then twist Jaxson around in a unprettier position, before
running onto the top turnbuckle with Jaxson still connected to him, and then flips off the top turnbuckle backflipping over Jaxson for the NEW WAVE.The crowd look on in
shock as Ceno hooks Jaxson legs for the 1..2..3!

WINNERS: James Ceno & Triple H

Jeremy Borash: "Here are your winners of the match by pinfall.. James Ceno & Triple H"

Jimmy Justice: "Ceno finally did, he pinned Jaxson"

Kenny Greenwood: "Man on a mission Jimmy, man on a f**king mission"

Jimmy Justice: "Triple H played his part for the win but this match was all about James Ceno"

Kenny Greenwood: "That New Wave move is off the hook"

"Hell" by Disturbed then plays once again as Triple H comes in to congratulate James. The ref raises his hand in victory, and he looks at Jaxson pointing over
to the X-Division belt by ringside, signalling his intent for Chill Factor, as Jaxson looks at him pissed off. Both Ceno and Triple H celebrate,
before we head to a commercial break

White Tiger and Android #18 are getting ready to make there way to the ring. Android heads to the toilet, and White Tiger walks around
the backstage area for a bit, and he stops by a lockeroom when he hears the same screams and moans that Derrick Sanderson earlier heard.

White Tiger: "My Oh My, I like the sound of this"

White Tiger stands by the door, as the crowd cheer knowing whats gonna be behind the door. He opens it to find Velvet Skye & Angelina Love, two of Xplosions newest
'blonde' vision backstage interviewers. They are still making out in the hot tub, as Angelina Love is biting her lips in excitement. Velvet Skye then appears
from under the water, wiping her lips from Angelinas, umm you know *msns rolls eyes emoticon*

Angelina Love: "Why Hello"

White Tiger: "Hello ladies"

White Tiger smiles, rubbing his hands in excitement of what he sees"

Velvet Skye: "Wanna join Us"

White Tiger: "You bet"

Tiger doesnt hesistate pulling his pants down and then heading over towards the hot tub. Just as he's about to enter Android #18 walks by the door

Android #18: "Whats this"

White Tiger turns around in his undies blushing in embarassment of being caught by Android 18, while Velvet and Angelina raise there eyebrows seductively to
Android #18

Android #18: "Are you two lesbians?"

Angelina and Velvet giggle

Velvet Skye: "No honey, we like to experiment"

Angelina Love: "We wouldn't mind experimenting with you"

Android #18 smiles, she has her hands behind her back, and you can see it sparking up with glimpses of fire coming from her hands. Jeff sense what shes about to do and looks worried

Android #18: "Put your pants back on dear"

Tiger follows her order

White Tiger: "Yes M'am"

Tiger puts his pants back on, and then walks out the room, leaving Android #18 alone with them

Angelina Love: "So you wanna join us baby"

Velvet Skye: "We'll give you the time of your life"

Android #18: "Maybe another time ladies, seeing as your new to EWE, you'll need initiating"

They look on in excitement nodding there heads, as 18 swings her hands from her back

Android #18: "So here's your initiation.. BITCHES"

And 18 then shoots out a fireball as it goes straight into the direction of Velvet Skye and Angelina Love. They look on in horror, 18 turns around to exit, as the fireball
goes storming towards them. They would have got burnt, but they quickly duck into the water, and the fireball goes to them, but it doesnt harm them as the water
instantly extinguishes it. They dodged danger, but they've been ratteld enough to know not to get on 18s bad side as we switch back to ringside

Dan Taylor & Antonia Malone are already in the ring discussing there gameplan as they await Tiger & Eighteen

Jeremy Borash: "The following contest is tonights main event and is a tornado tag team match"

Spooky music begins rumbling around the arena as a huge "WHAT?" chant starts by the crowd. The eery music continues, before a huge pyro explosion is set off,
almost exploding the arena and sending the crowd into panic before "Sinner" by Drowning Pool blasts around the arena, this calms the crowd down, as Android 18 comes
out holding the All American Championship in her hands, she raises it up as another pyro explosion is let off, and then she smiles making her way to the ring

Jeremy Borash: "Introducing first from St.Cloud, Minnesota, she is the EWE All American Champion.. Android #18!"

The crowd are already shouting out a huge "TIGER! TIGER! TIGER" chant. The lights dim out, as the oh so familour voice shouts overover the PA

'DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE'

The crowd rip out an emphatic "YES" as WT gets a huge ovation

'YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY.. WAKE UP!!!'

The voice doesn't even need to say the last line as the crowd are so loud

'TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Jeremy Borash: "And her partner, from Rawlings, Wyoming, he is.. WHITE TIGER!"

"Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N Roses blasts through the arena, as White Tiger comes out to a phenomenal reception. He poses salutes the fans, and then give
Taylor and Malone an evil glare, before rushing towards the ring

Main Event
Tag Team Match
Android #18 & White Tiger vs Dan Taylor & Antonia Malone

Taylor goes for the Taylor Made on Tiger, while Antonia goes for the Mile High Club on Android. Tiger ducks the superkick attempt, grabbing Taylor by the leg and
then monkey flipping him halfway across the ring. Android reverses the pedigree attempt, spinning Antonia upside down into position for the Annihiliation. They both go for
the cover, and they would get an easy 3 count, but both Tiger and 18 break there own pinfalls. Instead they decide to play around, and this begins as Taylor tries to
come rushing at Tiger with a West Coast Cutter, but Tiger move out, as Taylor jumps flat on his ass. Antonia tries to go for a bitchslap, but 18 ducks it and then grabs
Antonias back for a carlito style backstabber. Tiger then lifts up Taylor, while 18 lifts up Antonia. They push them both into each other as there heads collide, they stand
there groggy. Jen and Mike then climb the corner turnbuckles for a jumping DDT off the top rope for a double STRUCK DOWN. Tiger and 18 then discuss whos going to get
the pinfall or submission, but they cant agree on who shall get it, so they decide to out do themselves. Tiger starts off by irish whipping Taylor and then turning it into
a tilt-a-whirl body slam for the Eye of the Tiger Slam. 18 then doesnt need to do anything fancy, as she jolts her head into Antonias face for a devastating headbutt. Tiger
then locks Taylor in the Tiger Snare in the middle of the ring, so Android #18 matches that locking Antonia in the 18 Points of Pain. Both Antonia and Taylor tap frantically,
the ref doesn't know who tapped first, so he just shrugs awarding victory to both

WINNERS: Android #18 & White Tiger

"Sinner" and "Welcome To The Jungle" play respectively as White Tiger and Android #18 celebrating. They pose for the crowd on the turnbuckles, giving them plenty
of photo opportunities. They roll out of the ring saluting the fans, before heading to the back

Jeremy Borash: "Here are your winners of the match by Submission.. Android #18 and White Tiger!"

Jimmy Justice: "Tiger and 18 came with a simple job tonight.. WIN"

Kenny Greenwood: "And they did that, in style. Have you ever seen such a one sided match"

Jimmy Justice: "You can not take these too lightly, because if you do, you will be punished"

Antonia Malone then gets up and leaves in dissapointment. Taylor then gets up holding his neck in pain after being locked in the Tiger Snare. He hobbles towards the ropes
ready to leave, but before he can "Heartwork" by Carcass suddenly rings around the arena as the crowd begin to cheer, and Brutality comes walking swiftly through the curtain

Kenny Greenwood: "UH OH.. say your prayers Dan Taylor.. the beast is coming for you"

Jimmy Justice: "Taylor better run and hide, Brutality hasn't come for no tea party"

Taylor looks on in horror, wondering wtf he wants as Brutality towers down the rampway. He climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring, Taylor tries to go for a Taylor Made,
but Brutality grabs his legs and then lifts him up, before sending him swirling down. He drags Taylor back up and then delivers a huge clothesline from hell, sicker than anything
from the depths of hell ever thought of for the Proven Point

Jimmy Justice: "Taylor is getting decimated here, but why?"

Kenny Greenwood: "If my memory serves me correctly, the last time we saw Brutality was.."

Jimmy Justice: "The Wrecking Ball incident!"

Kenny Greenwood: "Exactly, Taylor humiliated Brutality on that night, and it looks like Brutality is getting some payback now"

The crowd look on in awe, cheering Brutality on for the destruction of Dan Taylor. Brutality shouts in Taylors face, before lifting him on his shoulders and then spinning him around before grabbing his head and slamming it to the floor sending him crashing straight through the ring for The Brutal Finish. The crowd rip out a huge "HOLY SHIT" chant, as Brutality smiles his music plays once more, as Taylor lays dipped through the ring like a ragged doll. The Xplosion then logo then fades over as the show comes to an end