Subject: Monday Night Chaos #168: September 16th, 2013 Fri Jun 23, 2023 2:15 pm
EPISODE#168 DATESeptember 16th, 2013 VENUE??? THEME"Indestructible" by Disturbed TURNOUT14/18 RolePlays RECOVERY STATUS Original Blog Results
THE WHITE EXPRESS: With Justin White
Hello folks, and all your dreams have come true, especially all you ladies out there, cause you have been invited to join the White Express.
Nexus had another bad week, Jensen really needs to consider a new network, this is the second time we had to do a blog because of our shows not being aired. Have no fear though folks, cause at least this time you don't get boring Kenny, you get the real voice of EWE, the one and only Justin White!
So here goes, strap on, and get ready for a delayed recap, of Monday Night Chaos.
As the show started, we had our normal card hype up, cause Jensen is original like that, having us always do that to start off any show. Nothing really to say about it, Steele made some of his stupid comments about people he thinks is good, or should win, and I set him straight, said it how it is.
Soon after that though, we was set for our opening contest.
-OPENING MATCH- Curtis Axel Vs. Christopher Daniels Heyman went all in, trying to get Axel his job back. The Fallen Angel had none of it, putting a quick and easy whooping on Curtis. Mr. Perfect is turning over in his grave, at his son's most recent pathetic performances, and this wasn't any exception. Winner via Pinfall:Christopher Daniels Voting:3/3 Judging:6.67 - 0.0
After a commercial, we was tortured with a backstage Christy Chaos Interview. It was brutal, and even worse was Steele, all cheesy like she was doing something good. Whatever the case, she mainly just talked about the Triple Threat and getting her title back (yea, okay). She also hasn't seemed to heard from her husband since the match was made... should I be concerned? I don't know, but I ain't.
Bright side though, that took us back to ringside for another match.
-MATCH TWO- Aries Vs. Tate Jaxon Well, what was supposed to be a match anyways. It turned into one sided dominance, and I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed with Aries, keep up the good work. (thumbs up). Winner via Pinfall:Aries Voting:3/3 Judging:7.93 - 0.0
A quick Commercial came about, before we came back for another match.
-MATCH THREE- CM Punk Vs. Alessandro Quagliaterre I guess I should be impressed with the way Punk took it to Alessandro, but I'm really not. I don't care if he claims to be the Best in the World, or if he just very convincingly beat the All American Champion, it doesn't do anything for me. He is better off of achieving gold with the guidence of Paul Heyman, he should ask for his forgiveness. Oh ya I should probably say what really happened in this match, well I did. Screw you Punk fanatics, Punk hit his stupid GTS and got the pin, there, you happy? Winner via Pinfall:CM Punk Voting:3/3 Judging:8.03 - 0.0
Punk did his celebrating in the ring, like any of us really cared. Well I didn't, alot of the EWE Nation was cheering, but we done established how bright they are. Either way, Alessandro quickly went up the ramp and backstage, not wasting any time.
Another commercial goes by, then we are set for another match, joy. (Sarcasim, morons.)
-MATCH FOUR- Knights of The Fans Vs. The Shield So Eli and Thunder stepped up to take on Rollins and Reigns of The Shield. Talk about a complete lost cause, right? Thats the way I seen it, on paper. These two jokes did pull in some interesting moves though, and got me a worried, as they started to gain big momentum over The Shield. I mean, it's crazy for any team to do that, but these two guys? Regardless, Ambrose came with the save before anything. Steele tried to mouth me though, when I said it was stupid for the ref to call the bell, just cause Ambrose got involved, who cares? right? Whatever, biased officiating I think. Winners via Disqualification:Knights of the Fans Voting:3/3 Judging:14.4 - 6.67
I suppose the post-match is the true big story. The usual Shield Beatdown we was expecting, with 3 against two.. but then that old moron Jack Michaels came down again, this time hailing a chair. Like the smart strategic guys that they are, The Shield knew it was a time to retreat over the barricade, they know when to pick their spots. Let the people call them cowards, they are stupid, I know the truth.
Regardless of that, Jack had gotten a mic, leaving The Shield to stay just inside the barrricade to listen to what he had to say. I don't know why they decided to salvage this part of the show, but there is footage of what happened next, via ewe-wrestling.net63.net.
JACK MICHAELS For months I have stood back and watched these punk kids run into EWE and try to lay out talent like it was their privledge to be the best. You work for Johnny... Take orders well... And make every person scared to death to step into a match because who knows when you guys are going to blindside them. Well, let me tell you Shield sons of bitches something very clear... I am through running. I am through being scared and I am THROUGH WITH YOU.
} Big pop from the crowd as Jack seethes. {
JACK MICHAELS I grew up in the business with the implication of doing what needed to be done because it was the right thing to do. I may be older... I may be slower... But I sure as hell know what is right and wrong. At Dynamic Destruction I am issueing a challenge to your so-called leader Dean Ambrose. You want to be famous? You want to make an impact? Come do it versus "THE BLAST" JACK MICHAELS!
JONATHAN STEELE Jack Michaels making a return versus Dean Ambrose???
JUSTIN WHITE Jesus christ... He is like 90 now!
JONATHAN STEELE He is not!
JACK MICHAELS Oh and one more thing...
} Jack looks into the hard camera and smiles broadly. {
JACK MICHAELS Come Dynamic Destruction... "ITS GOING TO BE A BLAST!!!!!"
} One last MASSIVE pop as Jack drops the microphone and exits the ring. {
So ya, that's basically what that was about. Jack is going to face Ambrose at Dynamic Destruction. I stand by what I said, the guy is like 90... he has no business in the ring with a guy like Ambrose, this should be one sided.
None the less that took us to a commercial break, before the next match.
-MATCH FIVE- John Steel Vs. Randy Orton The Viper has been in a funk ever since Summer BreakDown, this may of been his chance to get things back into order, or then again, maybe not. John Steel, like the awesome guy that he is, he was ready for this battle. Randy's voices forgot to tell him, that Steel is coming back off of a tough night at Summer BreakDown too. I totally woulda rather Steel been named number one contender instead of that other idiot, though I know Steele would disagree. Whatever, end result, Steel got the victory, all you need to know. Winner via Pinfall:John Steel Voting:3/3 Judging:8.03 - 6.33
Steel looked good I must say, Orton wasn't very pleased though. He needs to tough it up though.
Moving on though, we had a break, and another match.
-MATCH SIX- Kelsi Parr Vs. Eva De La Cruz Tell me someone actually cared about this match? I cared about the view, but that was about it. I kept waiting for a wardrobe malfunction, but it never happened, leaving me very disappointed with this match. Whatever, Eva gets the win, good job girl, give ol Justin a call, I can help you with that mystery problem you have. Just gotta hop aboard the White Express. Winner via Pinfall:Eva De La Cruz Voting:3/3 Judging:7.93 - 6.63
Eva's sexy ass got to celebrate victory, and she looked good doing it, like I said, call me.
Soon after though, we got more footage, that I have compliments of the website again.
}Moments after getting destroyed by CM Punk, Alessandro Quagliaterre is seen hobbling backstage when he's interuptted by Kenny Greenwood.{
KENNY GREENWOODAlessandro, you just got your ass handed to you by CM Punk
}Alessandro didn't look to happy about Kenny's bluntness, as he was still licking his wounds from a considerable beating by CM Punk.{
ALESSANDRO QUAGLIATERREWhat do you want?
}Alessandro cut straight to the chase, he wasn't in the mood for a long conversation.{
KENNY GREENWOODWell last week Mickie James laid out a challenge to you for Dynamic Destruction. She's hungry and wants a shot at the All American Championship. And before you say no, she enticed you with the offer of putting her Mid-Eastern Championship on the line, so that you can get one step closer to joining the Gold Grand Slammer club. So what do you say, do you accept or not? It's the opportunity of a lifetime.
}Alessandro thinks about it, and then quickly responds.{
ALESSANDRO QUAGLIATERREWell I was going to give that little lady my response in the promo I was suppose to air for CM Punk, but never did... because I feel asleep. The irony huh? But seeing as I never got a chance to do that you can go ahead and tell Mickie yourself. That I....
}Alessandro warms up real close to Kenny, looks very excited about that chance of facing Mickie James, and then gives the answer everybody wants to hear.{
ALESSANDRO QUAGLIATERREDO NOT ACCEPT!
}Or gives the answer nobody wants to hear. Kenny looks stunned, Alessandro looks ecstatic.{
KENNY GREENWOODWhat? Are you mad? Why are you saying No? You scared of losing to a girl?
ALESSANDRO QUAGLIATERRENo, No, and No. The way I see it, Mickie has a few things to learn about respect. Yes she's good at what she does, and yes she's held the Mid-Eastern Championship for a long while. But name calling? Really? Word of advice woman, if you want to trick a man like me to get a shot at my title you don't start it by getting my name wrong. Seeing as you think you're some hotshot and can do that, I'm not giving you anything. You want my title so bad, you're going to have to earn it by beating me in a one on one match first?
KENNY GREENWOODSo you're saying for Mickie to get a shot, she has to beat me, and then she'll get it.?
ALESSANDRO QUAGLIATERRENO! I want a public apology from her, and I want her to call me Alessandro Quagliaterre, NOT Abdul Q. That happens I'll give her what she wants. But knowing her pride and ego being too big, she won't be willing to do that.
KENNY GREENWOODSo you are saying you will not be defending your All American Championship at Dynamic Destruction?
ALESSANDRO QUAGLIATERREWell clearly you're not listening to what I'm saying. But I'll make it simple for you because you ask a lot of stupid questions. Mickie James wants my title so bad, she has to publicly apologise for calling me Abdul Q, and hereforth call me Alessandro Quagliaterre. She does that, she has her wish. She doesn't do that? Then the way I see it, CM Punk should be in line for a shot at Dynamic Destruction.
KENNY GREENWOODWhy on earth should CM Punk get a shot at your title, he hasn't done as much as Mickie?
ALESSANDRO QUAGLIATERREHe just beat me, and usually when someone beats a champion in a non-title match, they are deserved of a championship chance to beat the champion?
KENNY GREENWOODYou've got some explaining to do, you're snubbing Mickie. This makes no sense.
ALESSANDRO QUAGLIATERREI don't have any explaining to do. You asked your questions, I gave you your answers. Not my fault if you don't like the answers. Now move. THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER.
}Alessandro then barged his way past Kenny, to recuperate, as Kenny couldn't believe Alessandro just shunned the opportunity and prospect of a mouthwatering title vs title match at Dynamic Destruction.{
Wait, what? (shrugs) Ball's in your court Mickie. Girl you better tell him what for, you're repping the great Queen's after all!
Moving on though, we get a semi-interesting match.
-MATCH SEVEN- Lyle Saito Vs. D-Dawg So it was D-Dawg versus... some other guy. I know the guy has some kind of connection with the Returning Hall of Famer Blue Panther. I don't know, I don't care, cause I'm Justin White, that's all you need to worry about. Regardless, I guess. The two did put on a decent match I suppose. Steele certainly wouldn't calm down, the guy needs to just relax sometimes, he can be a bit overdramatic. Whatever the case, The New and Improved, I guess really was New and Improved, cause D-Dawg was able to squeak out a close victory. Winner via Pinfall:D-Dawg Voting:2/3 Judging:7.63 - 7.53
Following D-Dawg's celebration, and a commercial break. We was all forced to endure another painful interview, this time it was Christy's Husband, Dutch Clark. Footage of that did leak out over the web. I know you can find it if you want, so I'm going to make you find it. I'm Justin White, I do things how I want, you can just deal with it.
After that craptacular interview though, he went to ringside and we was set for the main event
-MAIN EVENT- Dutch Clark Vs. Cliff Morgan So it was Main Event time.. and as usual, I could barely hear after that idiot Steele kept screaming next to me. I swear I thought he was going to start dry humping the table when Dutch had control. I personally was pulling for that rookie to win. I know it's not often that idiot Dutch loses, but trust me, when those rare times happen, no one has a bigger smile than this guy. (points to self). I didn't have a smile at the end of this one though, because this wasn't one of those rare times. Cliff gave his best efforts, but Dutch Clark wins again. Winner via Pinfall:Dutch Clark Voting:3/3 Judging:8.78 - 8.43
Man I hope someone puts this jerkoff in his place. I don't care if he is going nuts or not, all the more reason to knock him down a peg. Whatever the good news comes when our awesome General Manager interupts his celebration to tell him about next week. Where it will be Charismatic Fury taking on The Undisputed and All American Champions, Cashmere and Alessandro... Futhermore it will be a Lumberjack Tag match, that's pretty rare in my books. The best part, is that Johnny said he would hand pick the lumberjacks himself. I can't wait for next week!
I guess that's it, hopefully Nexus isn't being stupid next time, I can't wait for next week, that match I just spoke of, it's going to be great! Til next time, remember to stay aboard, The White Express.
-END OF FEED-
TOP 5 ROLEPLAYERS1: DUTCH CLARK(8.78 avg) 2: CLIFF MORGAN(8.43 avg) 3: CM PUNK / JOHN STEEL(8.03 avg) 4: ARIES / EVA DE LA CRUZ(7.93 avg) 5: D-DAWG(7.63 avg)
REMAINING Lyle Saito (7.53 avg) The Shield/Christopher Daniels (6.67 avg) Kelsi Parr (6.63 avg) Randy Orton (6.33 avg) Thunder Dragon (5.8 avg) Eli The Kid (5.6 avg)
RESULTS CREDITDUSTIN M: Jack Segment
ABDUL: AQ Segment
JAY: Full Blog
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Subject: Monday Night Chaos #168: September 16th, 2013 
