Wednesday Night Xplosion #77: January 16th, 2008

Match One
Handicap Match
Lucifer Grimm vs Jimmy Stocks & Sterling James Keenan
The Match was back and forth.The End came near when SJK backflips off of Grimm, then quickly boots Grimm in the stomach. He then places Grimm’s head between his legs, and wasting no time taunting, hit’s the MK Ultra. He lays there for a moment, getting his breath back, the leaps onto Grimm, hooking the leg. He gets a near 3, but it’s a kickout. Unbelieving, He brings grimm back to his feet, preparing to set up for the MK Lite, but just as he grabs Grimm, Grimm grabs his throat with his right hand, and picks him up, driving him down hard with the Chokeslam to hell. He gets to his feet, falling back against the ring rope for support. Almost immediately, SJK begins to get to his feet. Grimm springs into action, booting SJK in the stomach and setting up for the Highway to hell, but again, SJK backflips away, rebounding immediately and trying for a shining wizard, but this time Grimm is ready, catching SJK’s leg, lifting the other, and dropping him flat with the Highway to Hell. The crowd erupts as Grimm covers SJK and catches a three count for the win.

WINNER: Lucifer Grimm

Match Two
Triple Threat Match
Stealth vs Predator vs Kris Jaxson
Kris Jaxson came out first, stopping and showboating at the top of the ramp while pyros shot off like shotgun shells. He slid into the ring and eagerly awaited as Predator's "Focus Shall not Fail" music began to play out. KJ realized that, he kinda looked funny, as Predator made his way to the ring with his eyes locked onto KJ. Before he even completely got into the ring, "Fucking Determined" by MudVayne rang out and the newcomer Stealth made his way to the ring, looking slightly more asian than an average russian. He slides into the ring and the onslaught begins. A three way bitchslap fest was going on, with KJ, who is obviously the stronger of the three, sucessfully fending them off. KJ went straight to work, leaping onto Predator and hammering away at his face. After three or four sucessful hits, Stealth knocks him off with a well placed dropkick to the jaw. Predator attempts to shake the cobwebs off, but Stealth is now kicking him in the head, toe kicks at that. KJ gets to his feet on his side, but rather than leaping on to Stealth immediately, they begin to take turns toe kicking Pred like he's a soccer ball. They kick him so much that, the bruise on the sides of his face definitely make him look funny, and Stealth leaps over him and plants KJ with the shining wizard. He then drops down onto Pred for a quick 2 count. Predator now, out for blood, begins to fire off punches left and right, culminating in a beautiful DDT. He jumps for count, and recieves a one, due to KJ ripping him off of him. KJ puts Pred down with a Sit-down powerbomb, then goes for a cover and a long 2 count. Frustrated, he spins immediately around to Stealth for another long 2 count. He grabs stealth, but stealth quickly kicks him in the stomach, and with an agility much too good for a russian-asian looking man such as himself, he goes straight into the bombs-away, going for a cover but KJ gets his elbow up easily. KJ stands stealth up now, preparing for the Jaxson Driver. He hits it to perfection and goes for the 1..2..3. And he might have gotten said cover, if pred hadn't brained him like a true technician with a dropkick to the temple and covered Stealth to steal the 3 count from KJ.

WINNER: Predator

Match Three
Singles Match
Antonia Malone vs Damon James
While Damon waited in the ring "Gimme More" played for Antonia to come out leaving the crowd in a trance. She skipped her way down, as Damon leapt onto the top of the ropes. Antonia continued making her way and as she reached ringside, Damon went for a suicide dive, but Antonia twirled and caught him with a feracious ***** slap. She entered the ring and dragged Damon along with her to get the 3 count immediately.

WINNER: Antonia Malone

Match Four
Non-Title: World Champion vs X-Division Champion
Mr Man[c] vs James Ceno[c]
James came out first accompanied by Android #18 as the crowd cheered. Cheers changed into a flood of boos as Mr Man came out with the World Heavyweight strap around his neck. The start of the much saw Ceno start strongly with several knockdown moves on Mr Man like the Spear, the Explosive Force, Haymaker Punches, and a Clothesline from Hell. Mr Man tried for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and Sunset flip powerbomb and even the Future Shock, but Ceno was too heavy for the Champ to lift up fully Ceno. Midway saw Mr Man gain some momentum, he managed to floor Ceno with his high aerial attacks such as a hurricanrana, a spinning headscisoors, Tornado ddt, and a Back to the Future. Ceno looked to play possum as he ducked Man into a Shock Lock, but before he could fully apply it Mr Man wrangled him into the Wave of The Future. He went up the ropes looking for a Future Splash, but he was distracted by Android #18s presence outside the ring. Him being slightly intimidated lead to the end when Ceno jumped up and delivered the New Wave off the Top Rope, he went for the pin, but 18 told him not to, so he was like OK. Ceno then went up to the top rope and hit the Future Splash on Mr Man for the 3 count.

WINNER: James Ceno

Match Five
Hardcore Rules Match
Android #18 vs Danny Danger
"Sinner" by Drowning pool plays out and Android 18 comes out of the curtain onto the ramp to a good crowd pop. Android walks to the ring all mechanical, half expected to bust out the robot on the way. She slides into the ring and automatically crosses her arms like some sort of anime character thing. She then gets a look of surprise on her face, when she hears "Ayo Technology" by 50 Cent ft. Justin Timberlake play out, everyone in the crowd wondering who it is. Surprisingly, it's Danny Danger, and all of his fans, half of which are wearing eye makeup, cheer anyway. Danny comes running down to the ring like he just smoked a lot of crack, and slides into the ring. He takes his shirt off and throws it out to the crowd, landing on some kids head. They lock-up immediately, Danger getting the advantage straight off and shooting Android to the ropes. Android, on the rebound, stops him dead with a flying lariat. Immediately, she begins to warm her hands up. Danger, sensing... danger... climbs to his feet and leaps for the overdose, connecting and laying 18 to the floor, who's right hand just sparked. Danger runs to the ropes, hitting a lionsault type move on 18, who's left hand sparks. He goes to work on her arm, trying to shut it down, but is pulled into a short arm clothesline. She exits the ring, bringing back with her a chair, and she begins to dissect Danny with it. Danny catches the chair, returning the favor and smacking her one straight in the jaw. Android 18 drops, and Danny begins to try to set up the Addiction, but Android kicks him in the stomach and implant DDT's him onto the chair. She then stands back, as both hands begin to spark. Danger climbs to his feet, just in time to hear Android scream out "DOWN LEFT RIGHT SQUARE". A fireball wells up in the pit of her hand, then beams out and hits Danger in the chest, dropping him cold where he stands. She drops to the ground for the pin and the three-count.

WINNER: Android #18

Match Six
Pure Wrestling Championship
Eli Hogan vs Derrick Sanderson[c]
Derrick came rolling out with his b*tches Velvet and Angelina as they caressed him and his pure championship towards the ring. Eli Hogan music hit and the crowd went nuts, as the dude who hadn't even hit p**erty yet came running out with no fear. He got a chair and thumbtacks ready once he was in the ring, so that he could inflict pain on Derrick. The ref then informed him that this wasn't a hardcore match, and that pure championship match rules state you have to be as clean to the book as possible. Eli then understood and still started off strongly at the start of the match with several judo chops and kick, and even had Derrick set for the 731. He went to swing at him, but as he swing Velvet distracted the ref, and Angelina slammed a steel chair into Elis leg, dropping him down awkwardly. Derrick then took advantage of the match, using his power to weaken down Eli, which culminated in a swirling Sand Grain. Eli resiantly withtook all the pain and torture from Sanderson and gained some rebirth in the match with a spinning wheel kick, followed by Eli trying to tickle Sandersons feet to knock him down. Derrick was unaffected by the tickling attempt, he gave a "WTF" look to Eli instead, followed by grabbing him by the throat and then slamming him down for a one handed chokeslam. Derrick then looked to signal for the end as he positioned Eli into the Vertabreaker for the 3 count? But Eli magically kicked out much to the shock of Derrick, so he continued his obliteration of Eli with a devastating Pure Domination. Surely he had the match won as he went for another pinfall attempt, but Eli kicked out, jumped up and then began hulking up. Derrick tried to hit him, but this just hulked Eli up more, as he got unhuman like strength atomic dropping Eli, and then bouncing off the ropes for a huge hogan leg drop. He went for the pin but out of nowhere Derrick flipped him up, dragged him onto the top rope and then hit the Sand Clash for the 3 count.

WINNER: Derrick Sanderson

Main Event
Winner Gets No.30 for Royal Rumble: Fatal Four Way
Triple H vs White Tiger vs Dan Taylor vs Cameron Hayden
The intro began as the crowd sang along before "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N Roses hazed over the big speakers for White Tiger to come out to a big pop. This was followed when green flashes surronded the arena before "The Game" by Motorhead pumped over the system for Triple H to come out to another big roar. The mood of the crowd become very hostile when "No Way Out" by Stone Temple Pilots played for Cameron Hayden to come walking out through the crowd, looking for some t-shirt before making his way to the ring. The crowd then went into a euphoric heat of emphatic boos as "Becoming the Bull" by Atreyu played and out walked the All American Champion as smug as ever. The start of the match saw Triple H and White Tiger working as a unit to double team both Taylor and Hayden. Tiger started off with a discus elbow smash to Taylor, which Triple H followed with a high knee strike. Tiger then delivered a Pumphandle drop to Taylor which Triple H followed with a diving knee drop. Tiger then slapped Triple H with a Knife Edge Chop followed by a Eye of the Tiger Slam. Hayden got back up and slammed Tigers knee into the ringpost, before delivering a ringpost figure four. Taylor then jumped onto the ropes and hit a HBK style elbow drop on Triple H. Midway saw Hayden and Taylor dominating working on both Triple H and White Tiger respectively, it was a case of outdoing one another, as Taylor grappled Triple H into the Tazzmission, and just before he could tap, Hayden broke it up, and then showed Taylor he could do submission better locking White Tiger into the The Contraception, and Tiger was ready to tap out, but Taylor broke the hold. Hayden then got up and him and Taylor had a staredown, this allowed Triple H and White Tiger to get up, and hit the Pedigree and Payne Killer on them, but both Taylor and Hayden rolled out of the ring after recieving it, so they couldnt gain pinfall. The end of the match saw momentum shifting more than a girls mood swings during her period, but Taylor and Hayden looked firmly in control throughout. When Tiger went for the Snare, Hayden countered it and then delivered several moonsaults and high flying moves from a 450 Splash, Corkscrew Moonsault, and a Standing Moonsault. He went for a Ankle Lock but Taylor came barging into him for a running punt to the head. Triple H then got up and went for a spinning spinebuster on Taylor, but he wrangled out and hit Triple H out with a release german suplex, followed by a inverted headlock backbreaker. Tiger got up, and Taylor floored him quickly with a Running STO. Hayden then got back up and he took it to Taylor with several punches, and a running forearm followed by a running dropkick to the knee crunching Taylor to the mat. He stalked Taylor looking for the Birth Control, Taylor got up and Hayden went to apply the move to secure victory, but Hayden blinked, and a moment later he was flat out on his ass because Taylor had reversed it into a West Coast Cutter out of nowhere. Tiger came running up behind Taylor, but he saw him, hitting the Taylor Made for the 3 count.

WINNER: Dan Taylor