Wednesday Night Xplosion #76: January 9th, 2008

Match One
Last Man Standing
Chris Hero vs Sterling James Keenan
Summary: Despite being tag team partners these two slugged it out between one another beating the holy hell out of one another. SJK and Hero both got close 9 calls, and it was end to end stuff, but the end came when Hero piledrived SJK straight through the stage to get SJK down for a 10 count

WINNER: Chris Hero

Match Two
Singles Match
Antonia Malone vs James Ceno
Summary: These two went at it for like agers, but suprisingly Ceno never laid a finger on Antonia. Every move she made Ceno didn't hit back, it was stalemate for a long time, as Ceno would just kindly counter and push off any attempted move by Antonia. Antonia complained to the ref about his lack of competitiveness, so he showed his spirit by going for a shock lock attempt, but then he decided against applying the move, and Antonia caught him with a small package for the 3 count

WINNER: Antonia Malone

Segment
After the match Antonia celebrated, and then she got on the mic and challenged James for a X-Division Title Shot at the Royal Rumble. Ceno frustrated after the loss, and still not hitting Antonia, finally snapped and then grabbed Antonia slamming her down for a double handed chokeslam, he then accepted and left for backstage.

Match Three
Singles Match
Predator vs Damon James
Summary: Damon came, Damon saw, and Damon ran away crying like a little girl, all the reason while, because Predator didn't need to out wrestle him, instead he pointed to Damon and said "YOU LOOK FUNNY" which upsetted the Young Stunna, as he went balling home to his momma, which meant Predator won via countout.

WINNER: Predator

Segment
Predator officially announced he was entering the Royal Rumble, and he wasn't entering just to make up the numbers, he was entering to win

Match Four
Triple Threat Tag Team Match
Eli Hogan & Sting vs Triple H & White Tiger vs Dan Taylor & Derrick Sanderson
Summary: For some odd reason Sting never showed for the match, neither did Triple H. This left Eli & Sting to fend for there teams themselves with Taylor & Sanderson running rings around both of them. White Tiger went for the snare on Eli, and he was ready to tap out, but Taylor made the save with a quick running punt to the head followed by a Pure Domination by Sanderson on Tiger. Eli then went for a hogan leg drop on Taylor, but Taylor quickly reversed it into a Inverted Rock Bottom. Tiger then recuperated and went for the Struck Down off the top rope, and he went for a quick pin on Sanderson, but Taylor made the save once again. Eli then came at Taylor with a enzuiguiri kick, but Taylor caught him with a West Coast Cutter. Tiger then dropkicked Taylor out of the ring, and went to steal the pin as the ref counted 1..2..3?NO! Sanderson made them save and then delivered a Sand Grain, knocking Tiger out. Out of Nowhere Eli then pushed Derrick to the ropes and went for a 731. He went for the jump off the ropes for the pin, but as he flew off, Taylor caught him with a devastating Taylor Made, crunching Elis neck back for the 1..2..3 to get the win.

WINNERS: Dan Taylor & Derrick Sanderson

Segment
After the match it was announced that Sting had been attacked by a dude named Stealth, and he framed Derrick for the attack on Sting in a restuarant a few weeks back. Stealth challenged Derrick to a title match, but Derrick told him to "f**k off" as he didn't do nothing to prove hes worthy. Jenna then also announce via the titantron that next week would see the #30 entry for the Rumble up for grabs, in a fatal four way match featuring Triple H, White Tiger, Dan Taylor & Cameron Hayden

Match Five
Non-Title: Singles Match
Mr Man{c} vs X-Skull
Summary: X-Skull was taking it to the new WHC, going full throttle. He went for the X Marks Da Spot to get a near 3 count, only for Manny to have his foot on the ropes. Manny then went for a future splash but X Skull stormed at him with a Clothesline from X. He went to go for a hardcore clutch, but Manny got him into a pin using his tights and the ropes for leverage to get the 3 count

WINNER: Mr. Man

Segment
This was supposed to get a big hype, and a big dramatic effect, but im pressed for time, so sorry dude. This video aired www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/haseeb540/video/x3r5me_projektrebirth_politics
and then Jimmy and Kenny speculated it was Jeff Hardy coming to EWE, but it wasnt cuz it was DANNY DANGER. The crowd went like all OMG and HOE NOZ, as the crowd went ballistic in cheers. Danger welcomed everybody back to the MotherF**kin Danger Zone, and that nobody was safe, because hes entering the royal rumble, and hes entering to get to Wrestlemania

Main Event
Singles Match
Android #18 vs Cameron Hayden
Summary: Neither man or woman wanted to lose this as both had big points to prove after recents events. Hayden showed exactly why he was a former world champion technically outclassing Android #18, but every attempt he had to gain some momentum Android #18 would stop with her speed and agility. Android went for the 18 points of Pain but Hayden changed it into The Contraception, but 18 countered it into a bridge pin. They both continued blows at one another but the end came when 18 went for a superplex, but Hayden reversed it, jumping off the top rope, for a Birth Control, crashing himself and 18 straight through the announce table. The crowd chanted holy sh*t, as the ref checked on both of them knocked out cold, so he signalled for the match to end in a no contest

WINNER: DRAW