Subject: Saturday Night's ShowDown #25: August 14th, 2010 Thu Aug 25, 2022 7:16 pm
Date: August 14th, 2010 Venue: Hippodrome de Vincennes - Paris France Theme: New Divide by Linkin Park Broadcast Team: Jonathan Steele & Jimmy Justice Turnout: 14 RolePlays
-DARK MATCH- RP OR F*CK OFF Adriana Giovanni vs Morgan Alvertez vs Christian Taylor vs Jason Phoenix vs Rick Cage vs Brian Kendrick WINNER: ALL FIRED
"New Divide" by Linkin Park Echoes around the arena through the PA Speakers, while pyro shoots off on the entrance stage. The Camera's get a shot of the entrance stage, to the left we see a huge picture of Jensen with the Chaos Logo below him, to the right we see a huge picture of LAW with the Xplosion Logo below him, and in the center is a bigger ShowDown Logo, with the entrance curtains in the center bottom of the SD logo. While the camera's pan around the Paris crowd, we hear Jimmy & Jonathan in the background.
[Jonathan Steele] Welcome everyone to a sold out Hippodrome de Vincennes in Paris France. This crowd is jacked, and they should be as you give you the first episode of ShowDown in over 2 years!
[Jimmy Justice] So this is a TV Show? Not a Pay Per View?
[Jonathan Steele] Of course it's a TV Show...why would you think it's a Pay Per View?
[Jimmy Justice] Because Abdul wrote all the matches in full?
[Jonathan Steele] Well despite that, it's a normal show Jimmy...though I guess we can't call it normal, it's going to be a huge night.
[Jimmy Justice] That's right Steele, tonight looks to be a huge card, but that's not even the biggest part, as tonight, fitting choice of the theme, we get set for a NEW DIVIDE!
[Jonathan Steele] That's right, tonight we are coming to the 2nd Roster Split in EWE History, and tonight plays host to the draft!
[Jimmy Justice] Which makes tonight's card even bigger, cause we're seeing matches, deppening who goes where, we may never see again!
All of a sudden, the music cuts off and is just as quickly replaced with the Instrumental version of "Bitter Sweet Sypmphony" by The Verve. The crowd looks on, confused until Jensen, followed by Big Show and Khali, steps through the curtains. The crowd now fills with boos.
[Jimmy Justice] Looks like we're kicking right off with the draft already Steele! And I'm digging this new theme for Jensen.
[Jonathan Steele] I used to like that song..
[Jimmy Justice] What happened?
[Jonathan Steele] Jensen's using it now...
[Jennifer Sparks] Ladies and Gentlemen...please welcome Co-Owner of Extreme Wrestling Entertainment...and as of tonight, the NEW General Manager of Monday Night Chaos...MICHAEL JENSEN!!
Jensen walks up to a Podium set up on the left side of the stage, it's right in front of his picture, and the podium also has the Chaos Logo in front of it. We also notice that the top half of the ShowDown Logo, just above where the entrance curtains are, is a huge Titan Tron, we notice this because atm we see Jensen's titan tron video playing. After Jensen settles himself at the podium, his music quickly fades, being relaced with "Your Disease" by Saliva. The crowd now turns completely around, exploding when LAW steps through the curtains.
[Jennifer Sparks] Also welcome the other Co-Owner of Extreme Wrestling Entertainment...and the NEW General Manager of Wednesday Night Xplosion....LAW!!
LAW walks over to the right side of the stage, where a similar podium is set up, in the exact same place, but opposite. It looks the exact same, except it has an Xplosion Logo instead. LAW walks up to it and smiles over to Jensen as the music fades.
[Michael Jensen] Now it is time...
[LAW] Hold on there Michael...I'll do the honors, since you were obviously going to ignore this great crowd..
The crowd cheers, as Jensen shakes his head.
[Michael Jensen] Kiss ass..
[LAW] Ignoring that prude, I'd like to welcome you all...to the 2010 EWE Draft!
The crowd cheers more as Jensen looks annoyed. After a few moments he finally waits for them to die down.
[Michael Jensen] The way this is going to work, it's the usual draft method..we'll both pick 10 people each throughout the night...any leftovers will take part in the EWE Draft Lottery, that will start immediately following the show. That is of course excluding the Diva's, who will remain Cross Brand...and White Tiger..
The crowd boos the mention of the former 'good guy' while Jensen smiles and nods, acknowledging their boos.
[Michael Jensen] Who will get to choose his own brand as EWE Champion....Now then, we're here right now to get this started...and to prove to these worms, once and for all...that I ain't the satanist they think I am...I am going to allow LAW to make the first pick...afterall, you gotta save the best for last.
LAW laughs that remark, shaking his head.
[LAW] Whatever you say Jensen. You may regret giving me first pick. I guess someone we all know, gets to return to his routes. My first draft pick, on behalf of Wednesday Night Xplosion....is the Franchise...SEAN LEWIS!
The crowd explodes as "Smart Went Crazy" by Atmosphere hits over the PA Speakers. The following image then appears on the titan tron.
Jensen looks at the titan tron while LAW smiles. Meanwhile we go backstage into the massive lockerroom, where a bunch of EWE Superstars are congratulating Lewis. The camera's return to the entrance stage with Jensen in front of his podium.
[Jimmy Justice] The Franchise is returning to Xplosion!
[Jonathan Steele] Good for him, honestly..
[Michael Jensen] You can have him, I don't care. Because my first draft pick...is the collective draft pick, of both Edge & Christian..
Jensen smiles over to LAW while the Rated R Classic Mix plays in the PA System.
[Jonathan Steele] Can he do that?
[Jimmy Justice] Well, he just did..
Edge and Christian aren't in the lockerroom, they already knew their bosses plan as they come through the curtains of course Trish is also with them, They gloat to the booing crowd before going to join Khali & Big Show next to Jensen.
[LAW] You can't do that..
[Michael Jensen] I just did..
LAW smiles, shaking his head.
[LAW] Fine, whatever, it doesn't matter...you have your little ass lickers there...You want people to kiss your ass, then I guess you made the right choice...I'm looking for stars, people who can succeed in this business, and make Xplosion dominate Chaos on a weekly basis...that is why, I am now choosing The International Champion..Abdul Q..
The crowd cheers again as "Fireflies" by Owl City his over the PA Speakers, and of course the picture comes on the titan tron.
Back in the lockerroom we see Lewis and Abdul smirking to one another before shaking hands.
[Jimmy Justice] They now know they are reppin the same winning colors!
[Jonathan Steele] How can you already be biased to a brand? All the Staff and Crew is being tossed into the draft lottery too, you could be on Chaos..
[Jimmy Justice] Please, if them fools know what's good for them, they'll put me where I belong.
[Jonathan Steele] You want to work for LAW?
[Jimmy Justice] No, he's a tool, I rather work for a true profesional like Jensen...but Xplosion is my home...it was the first show I ever called, I want to go back..
Jensen & His Industry starts heading towards the curtain when LAW stops them.
[LAW] Where you going nimrod, it's your pick, or is it mine since you already made your second pick?
Jensen nods and walks back to the podium.
[Michael Jensen] No, it's my turn, I only made one pick...I only have 8 picks left now because my 1st pick involved two superstars, but it's still my pick..
[LAW] So is that how you're playing it?
[Michael Jensen] We got all night to do this, let's see if you can keep up..
Jensen smiles as "Bitter Sweet Symphony" hits again while The Industry heads back through the curtains. LAW soon follows.
The Scarecrow Man waits in the ring, already scaring the Paris crowd with Poe his Raven, but the French Crowd secretly love it.
[Jonathan Steele] The Scarecrow Man or Benjamin Ryan. Who would you have on your show?
[Jimmy Justice] I think they are both tremendous athletes, and whether its Chaos or Xplosion, they have a whole lot to bring to the table
"The Kill" by 30 Second To Mars plays, and Benjamin Ryan comes out to a cheer
[Jennifer Sparks] From Baton Rouge, Louisana.. weighin in at 167 pounds.. BENJAMIN RYAN!
Benjamin Ryan slowly makes his way towards the ring. That slowness doesnt bode too well with Scarecrow Man, who slingshots off the ropes, and goes for a Leap Of Faith on Ryan, but misses completly falling straight to the mats, as Ryan looks on
[Jonathan Steele] Mr Bateman going for a Swanton Suicide on Ryan, but missed the target
[Jimmy Justice] Now he finds himself with a major headache, and unneccesary pain before the match has even got started
Ryan slides him back into the ring, and then enters himself. The ref waits for Scarecrow Man to get up, and then signals for the bell to start
-OPENING MATCH- STANDARD MATCH Benjamin Ryan vs The Scarecrow Man
[ Bateman goes straight for a step up enzuiguir, but Ryan ducks, so he attempts to follow it with a Take To The Wind, which connects, and then hits a MECCA DDT. He goes for a cover, but Ryan easily kicks out at 1. Ryan responds with a springboard flying forearm, which sends Bateman spinning, so Ryan whirls him into a Tornado DDT. Scarecrow Man quickly gets up but finds himself back down with a Hurricanrana Pin, as the ref counts 1..2..Scarecrow gets a hand on the ropes, he lurches up, charging at Ryan for a clothesline, but Ryan leapfrogs over, bounces off the ropes, flips in the air, and then hits a dropsault on Scarecrow. He jumps up the top rope, points around Paris, and then flys in the air, spinning and spinning and spinning for a huge 450 SPLASH! He covers, lifting the legs up as the ref count 1..2..3! ]
[Jennifer Sparks] Here is your WINNER.. BENJAMIN RYAN
"The Kill" by 30 Second To Mars sounds again. Benjamin shows homage to the crowd giving them thanks. They throw some breadsticks and red wine for him to eat and drink, and he graciously accepts, before heading back stage
As the camera's return from commercial "Goin' Down" by Three Days Grace echoes around the arena. The crowd naturally boos when Johnny Chaos and Drama step out through the curtains.
[Jonathan Steele] The Extreme One isn't scheduled to compete here tonight.
[Jimmy Justice] That doesn't mean he can't be here, come on Steele, everyone is here, it's an important night.
[Jonathan Steele] I ain't arguing that, but what's his purpose for being out here?
[Jimmy Justice] Well if you shut your yap, we'll soon find out.
Johnny and Drama continue their way down the ramp. They slide into the ring, where Drama then hands him a mic.
[Johnny Chaos] Ah Paris. The most romantic city in the world. I say its as big of a dump as anywhere though.
The crowd boos, while Johnny laughs.
[Johnny Chaos] I have a reason to be out here though. I know all the fans want to know. Which show do I watch? Where will the most talented superstar in EWE History be?...Well I'm here to assure you, you don't need to waste your time with Xplosion. I just came straight from Jensen's office, and the greatest superstar in the history of Extreme Wrestling Entertainment...The Only person ever to enter this ring with any talent. THE EXTREME ONE, is heading back to Monday Nights!
The crowd boos while Johnny points up to the titan tron, and of course his picture shows.
[Jonathan Steele] Could this guy be any more full of himself? The only person to enter an EWE ring with any talent, seriously?
[Jimmy Justice] He may not be far from the truth with that statement, he is pretty damn good.
[Jonathan Steele] Oh please..
Johnny and Drama continue to smile at their picture on the titan tron, when all of a sudden "Your Disease" by Saliva kicks over the PA System. The crowd now cheers when LAW steps out on the entrance stage.
[LAW] So Jensen has chosen you huh?
[Johnny Chaos] What can I say, he's smarter than he looks.
[LAW] Be that as it may...that makes it my turn...and my next pick, is none other than the Show Stopper...the Headliner...the Heart Break Kid!...SHAWN MICHAELS!
The Crowd explodes as "Sexy Boy" cues over the PA Speakers and then his pic is shown.
The camera's show the lockerroom where we see alot of people buzzing about it, mainly though we see HBK and Dean shaking hands about HBK's successful escape from Jensen. The camera's then return to ringside.
[Jonathan Steele] The Heart Break Kid, for the first time ever, is heading to Xplosion!
[Jimmy Justice] ya, it's big news...I guess..
[Johnny Chaos] You interupt my time, to have your next draft pick? Which might I add, is a pathetic choice..
[LAW] No no...I have another reason for coming out here. You see, I couldn't help but overhear you when you said you're the only person to enter an EWE ring with any talent, in the entire history of EWE. So, does that include me?
Johnny smiles and nods.
[Johnny Chaos] That especially includes you..
LAW laughs slightly.
[LAW] You got guts, I'll give you that. You're also lucky I'm busy with the draft tonight, or I'd have no problem stepping into that ring and teaching you a lesson. However I got a better idea for you. Since you think you're the greatest you're going to have a match later on tonight.
[Johnny Chaos] Right, against who then?
[LAW] That's for me to know...and you to find out. Good luck though.
LAW smiles and winks as "Your Diseas" hits again. LAW then walks back through the curtains, while Johnny and Drama make their way back up the ramp too. As Chaos & Drama head through the curtains, the lights suddenly flicker off. Seconds later the lights flicker back on and The Undertaker is already waiting in the ring, with his motorcycle parked ringside, like magic. "Pretty Noose" by Soundgarden plays as the French crowd cheer. Carson Keller comes out to a huge response. He plays the violin on his way to the ring, who knew he was talented. Undertaker looks at him like a badass, but Keller isnt scared
[Jennifer Sparks] From Sacramento, California.. weighing in at 190 pounds.. CARSON KELLER!
[Jonathan Steele] More importantly, the undefeated Carson Keller
[Jimmy Justice] Dudes been impressive, raising eyebrows everywhere. Whatever show he gets drafted to, their in for a real delight
Keller shows his intenisty, as he lifts up Undertakers motorbike. Yeah he actually lifted it up. He carried it to the ring, and then threw it straight in the face of The Undertaker
[Jimmy Justice] OMG HE JUST KILLED THE UNDERTAKER
[Jonathan Steele] I can't believe he had that strength, he's a highflyer
The ref checks to see if Undertaker is alive. He feels a pulse, eventhough it barely beats, so he rings the bells
-MATCH TWO- STANDARD MATCH The Undertaker vs Carson Kellar
[ Keller showing no remorse goes straight to work as the crowd love it. He ricochets off the rope for a diving elbow drop. He rolls the motorbike out of the ring, lifts up Undertakers dead weight and hits a fisherman buster. He then goes for a Sharpshooter, Undertaker is passed out so hes not going to respond. The ref is about to signal for the bell, but Keller stops him ]
[Jonathan Steele] Jesus what is Keller doing he has this match virtually won
[Jimmy Justice] Its not over, until he says its over.
[ Wrangling Undertakers neck he sends him in a daze with a Swinging Solace. You can hear the collarbone almost snap as Keller drops Taker to the mat. Carson climbs the ropes, facing the french crowd as they cheer. He backflips off the top rope tucking his knees into his chest and spinning 360 degrees for a moonsault like splash landing straight into the ribs of the Undertaker ]
[Jimmy Justice] THE CKONE! THATS ALL SHE WROTE FOLKS
[Jonathan Steele] 1..2..3 and KELLER HAS WON!
[Jennifer Sparks] THE WINNER OF THE MATCH CARSON KELLER!
"Pretty Noose" by Soundgarden hits on up once again. Despite Undertaker being left lifeless, the Paris crowd are ecstatic. They cheer on Keller as his hand is raised in victory. He continues to celebrate, soaking up the love from the French Crowd
-MATCH THREE- STANDARD MATCH Mike Shockly vs Chace Magnum [ Abdul Randomly elected to fully write everything, but he forgot one....anyways, back and forth match, yada yada yada...Shockly gets the victory by way of pinfall. ]
The camera's come backstage where we see Dean entering Jensen's office. Jensen is at his desk looking through some paper work. Dean just not so casually clears his throat. Jensen looks up and right at Dean.
[Michael Jensen] What?
[Dean Winchester] What do you mean what? You sent for me.
[Michael Jensen] But is that any way to address me?
[Dean Winchester] How should I address you? Mr Jensen, president of the Gay Porn fan club and co-founder in the "I will someday join the hairclub for men" Organization.
Dean chuckles slightly at his own comments, while Jensen seems un-affected.
[Michael Jensen] We have quite a history, don't we?
[Dean Winchester] It's almost a shame to see it go.
[Michael Jensen] Oh?
[Dean Winchester] Think about it, after all I've put you though, this is your golden opportunity to finally get me out of your hai...you know what I mean. You couldn't possibly be dumb enough to pick me.
All of a sudden we hear the crowd cheering in the background. Dean seems confused by this.
[Dean Winchester] What match is going on right now?
[Michael Jensen] None at the moment.
[Dean Winchester] Then why did the fans just cheer?
[Michael Jensen] Oh, they seen my next draft pick on the titan tron.
[Dean Winchester] Who was it?
[Michael Jensen] Have a look for yourself.
Jensen points over to his monitor and Dean looks at it.
Dean looks back over to Jensen.
[Michael Jensen] I guess we have a whole extra chapter to write.
[Dean Winchester] You really are an idiot.
[Michael Jensen] I think not...now get out of my office.
Dean shakes his head before exiting Jensen's office. The Camera's return to ringside. "Smart Went Crazy" by Atmosphere played, as the french crowd went crazy. They began singing the opening lyrics to his theme in french, as a unusual bubbly rhythm surronded the Velodrome, before Sean Lewis walked through the curtain, to an even louder response than their already was. He jogs down the ramp, high fiving the crowd as he goes along
[Jennifer Sparks] The following contest is Tonight's MAIN EVENT and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina by way of Minneapolis, Minnesota.. SEAN "SLUG" LEWIS!
[Jonathan Steele] Did she just say Main Event?
[Jimmy Justice] Clearly Jennifer faked her drug test.
"Real Emotion" by some Japanese or Korean chick rings around Paris. Anime, Manga, and Final Fantasy around the globe get excited as Rikku dances out to a huge roar. She throws out new copies of her business card into the crowd. Need a Psych evaluation, then To.. Rikkus your girl
[Jennifer Sparks] His opponent. EWE Hall of Famer. Rikku
[Jonathan Steele] This is the first match in the Rikku Farewell Tour. Who will come out victorious. Former tag team partners, like brother and sister, are about to collide
[Jimmy Justice] I can't wait to see the end of Rikku. Let's get this show on the road
-MATCH FOUR- STANDARD MATCH Rikku vs Sean Lewis
[ Rikku and Sean shake each other hands wishing themselves good luck. They then fist bump, slap their hands together, and then hug. They circle around each other for a few moments, still hugging. The ref tells them to cut it out, but on closer look, he spots that both have each other locked in a bearhug. The ref checks to see if Sean will tap, he says no, he checks to see if Rikku will tap, she says the sky is blue and always says no. Neither one is willing to break the hold, so Sean gets a bit cheeky, and starts tickling Rikku under the armpit. ]
[Jonathan Steele] Intresting form of offence there by Sean
[Jimmy Justice] Is this some suppy kids movie or is it a wrestling match?
[ Rikku falls to the floor in laughter, as Sean continues to tickle away. With Rikku bursting out uncontrollably, she begs for Sean to stop, but Sean wanted to make her pass out from the laughter. Realising Sean would not give up, Rikku needed to find a way out, so she acrobatically extended her leg around Seans body, and whacked him in the head. This dazed him as he wobbled, allowing Rikku to spring back up and catch Sean with a Sunset Flip, as she went for the quick cover with the ref counting 1..2... ]
[Jonathan Steele] Sean barely gets the elbow up in time
[Jimmy Justice] Now this match has got started
[ Rikku did a roly poly, a hop skotch and then begin singing ba ba black sheep. All the while Sean was still down from the sunset flip, but thats what he wanted Rikku to think. He was playing possum, as he opened up one eye peering on what was going on. Rikku had no idea, as she moved to Sean to pick him up, but that was when she was trapped. Sean entangled her, dragging her down from a standing position, rolling her, and then gripping her face back with her arm locked in between his legs, into the S-WORKS! ]
[Jonathan Steele] Oh My God! Within the blink of an eye, Rikku has gone from fun and games, to serious danger
[Jimmy Justice] Sean Lewis putting Rikku in that deadly Cripple Crossface
[ Rikku screams in pain, the ref checks to see if she gives up, but she is reluctant to repond. Sean wrenches her neck backwards, Rikku tries to crawl to the ropes, as she slithers nearer. Only for Sean to drag her back in the middle. Theres nowhere for her to go, as the crowd are on their feet, waiting to see if she'll tap. She starts dangling and wiggling all over the place, trying to escape, but Sean still has the hold locked. Rikku manages to lift her legs up in the ari, and get Sean on his shoulders with the hold locked in an upside down position. The ref spots Seans shoulders against the mat, so he starts counting 1..2.. Sean realising that a count is underway, quickly breaks the holds ]
[Jonathan Steele] A different way of escaping a submission, but a clever one nonetheless
[Jimmy Justice] What the hell is Rikku doing?
[ Rikku began shaking vigorously, as the crowd got worked up. Jimmy wanted to know what she was doing, well it became evident as Sean went for a whisper in the wind, only for Rikku not to be moved, as she was Hulking Up. Sean went for a club, but Rikku stopped him, shook her hand, and then hit a spinning heel kick, as he wobbled conveniantly to the middle rope. Rikku then started beatboxing Booyaka Booyaka, before running up to Sean and delivering a 619! She went for the West Coast Pop on the follow up, but Sean countered with a UPDRAFT IN MID-AIR! ]
[Jonathan Steele] Talk about killing momentum. Rikku was going for the finish, but Sean just blew her completly off her tracks
[Jimmy Justice] Now that is what I'm talking about. That why they calll him the TRUE FRANCHISE
[ Rikku clattered to the floor, winded from such a brilliant reversal. Sean was done playing around, as he dragged Rikku into perfect position, before slamming her down with a thunderous GLORIA! He hooked her leg, and the rest was a formality, as the ref counted 1..2..3! ]
[Jennifer Sparks] Here is YOUR WINNER.. Sean "SLUG" Lewis
"Smart Went Crazy" by Atmosphere began playing again. Sean posed for the crowd, as they begin singing his theme in French again. He then looked back to a fallen Rikku, and checked to see if she was ok. She wasnt responding, so he then pulled out a kitty from under the ring, and Rikku arose in fresh health. Rikku played with the kitty, Sean celebrated, and all was well in the wolrd. The camera's switch backstage again. This time we see Randy Orton pacing the hallway. LAW walks up and sees the pacing Slayer.
[LAW] What's wrong with you?
[Randy Orton] Back off..
[LAW] Come on, what's up?
[Randy Orton] I just got alot going on right now. I'm not in the mood to be talking to a hack like you.
[LAW] Harsh, but fill me in.
[Randy Orton] I'm the star of The Industry, everyone knows that.
LAW cocks an eyebrow at that statement, but doesn't let Orton see it.
[Randy Orton] Edge and Christian, sure I can see them, they're in it too. But why the hell hasn't he drafted me yet? Johnny? Dean? How can he pick them before his biggest asset?...then there's my shot at the International Title tonight. So seriously, just leave me be.
[LAW] Well I can help you with one of them problems right now.
Orton looks at LAW, slightly intrigued.
[Randy Orton] How so?
[LAW] Just worry about your title match...you no longer need to wonder when Jensen is going to pick you.
[Randy Orton] Why's that.
LAW smiles and points to the monitor in front of them. Just like that, the image you already see coming, appears.
Orton seems surprised by this, while LAW smiles and pats him on the shoulder.
[LAW] Welcome to the A Show...and good luck tonight in your title match.
LAW walks off, while Orton still seems dumbfounded.
[Randy Orton] What the hell is going on?
"The Enemy" by Godsmack droned on the PA System as the crowd went into a huge pop
[Jimmy Justice] Lets make one thing clear, back in America, Mr Man may be hated, but internationally, he is loved
Mr Man then rolls out with a swagger for another cheap pop. He poses at the top of the ramp, and then skips down the ramp, nodding the Mr Man banners in the crowd, and even hitting on a French Woman in the crowd, getting her phone number
[Jennifer Sparks] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Miami, Florida.. weighing in at 235 pounds.. "THE GOLD STANDARD".. MR. MAN!
"Till I Collapse" by Eminem ft Nate Dogg sways around Paris, to a flood of boos
[Jonathan Steele] Jesus! This logic makes no sense! Why are they booing him?
[Jimmy Justice] Seriously, why does everyone always have to follow the American Way of what we tell them is good and bad?
[Jonathan Steele] Aren't you American?
[Jimmy Justice] My point is we're in France. The people here can give the superstars whatever respnse they want
Kurtis comes out with Lillie, to a deafining thud of cheers. He eats up the crowds response, and smiles anyway, as she he charges straight down to the ring, and strikes a pose anyway
[Jennifer Sparks] The opponent from Detroit, Michigan.. weighing in at 230 pounds.. KURTIS "THE REAL FUTURE" PORTER!
[Jonathan Steele] So it's a black man
[Jimmy Justice] Agianst a man who once use to be black
[Jonathan Steele] Will we find out who attacked Mr Man?
[Jimmy Justice] How will Kurtis respond after losing the EWE Championship?
[Jonathan Steele] All I know is, Two Former Champions are set for action
[Jimmy Justice] We're live in Paris, France, and it's GO TIME!
-MATCH FIVE- STANDARD MATCH Mr Man vs Kurtis Porter
[ Mr Man hits Kurtis, the crowd cheers, Kurtis hits Mr Man, the crowd boos. Mr Man farts, the crowd cheers, Kurtis farts, the crowd boos and wonder whether his Momma taught him any manners. The crowd then start a loud "TU ES EMMERDANT" chant ]
[Jonathan Steele] What are they saying?
[Jimmy Justice] If I can remember my high school French. The Paris crowd are chanting "YOU SUCK" and its directed to Kurtis
[ Kurtis pissed off, goes for a shoulder block on Mr Man, but he ducks and goes to respond with a clothesline, only for Kurtis to dodge that, trip Mr Man up in a drop toehold, and then lock him straight into the D-Lock, but before he can lock it in fully, Mr Man reverses it into the Wave of the Future! ]
[Jonathan Steele] It's like a seesaw, one moment you think Kurtis has the upper hand, but then Mr Man is right back in it
[ The ref checks on Kurtis, but before he can do so, Kurtis is already powering out, as he lifts Mr Man up, tilting his body upwards for a Detroit Windbreaker. He goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..2..3? Mr Man had his foot on the ropes much to the relief of the Paris crowd ]
[Jonathan Steele] Kurtis Porter almost completling the match early on
[Jimmy Justice] But the inring awareness of Mr Man paid off, getting the foot on the ropes
[ Kurtis then clutches Mr Mans head up, placing it inbetween his legs, hooking his arms, and then delivering a Double Underhook Piledriver, giving Mr Man a warm Welcome To Detroit Motherf*cker. A member of the crowd then shouts out "We're in Paris D*ckhead". Kurtis then responds back to the fan, asking him what his problem is, he responds "Your Mother". This annoys Kurtis as he looks to go to assault the fan, only to be drug back, by Mr Man in a quick schoolboy pin attempt, as the ref count 1..2..Kurtis barely escapes ]
[Jonathan Steele] The hostile crowd seeming to get on the nerve of Kurtis
[Jimmy Justice] Its part and parcel of the atmopshere. Not everyone is going to like you
[ Kurtis kicks Mr Man in the gut, and attempts a K-Bite, but Mr Man swings around gripping his head for a Back To The Future. He wanted to go for a cover, but the momentum of the Snap DDT had caused Kurtsi to roll out of the ring. Kurtis got up, and went to go back into the ring, and as soon as he came in Mr Man knocked him down with a hurricanrana. Mr Man then put three fingers up ]
[Jonathan Steele] Get your sombreros ready, it's THREE AMIGOS time
[ Mr Man lifted Kurtis up and hit one Amigo, still holding Kurtis head he hit the second Amigo, Kurtis showed some resiliency for the Third Amigo, but Mr Man hit it anyway to complete the Triple Verticals. Mr Man then felt a little bit frsiky as he looked over to the top rope ]
[Jonathan Steele] In the land of Frogs. Mr Man is feeling FROGGY
[Jimmy Justice] You can't say that, it's RACIST!
[ Mr Man then bounces onto the top ropes, does another little jig as the crowd get fired up, and then hits a huge FUTURE SPLASH! He hooks the legs and the ref counts 1..2..3! ]
[Jennifer Sparks] Heres is your winner of the Match.. MR MAN!
"The Enemy" plays again, as Mr Man recieves a huge cheer from the crowd. He hops onto the ropes and celebrates. Kurtis rolls out in dissapointment, as him and Lillie head to the back. Mr Man stays in the ring partying up until suddenly his music is cut off and replaced with Bitter Sweet Symphony. Mr Man looks confused until Michael Jensen steps on the stage clapping. Jensen pulls a mic out of his jacket.
[Michael Jensen] Bravo Mr Man...Bravo...that's what winning is all about. And that's what I want on my show...is winners...Mr Man...Welcome...to the REAL Brand!
Man looks up at the titan tron seeing his picture and nods slighty.
[Jonathan Steele] Mr Man heads to Monday Nights for the first time ever!
[Jimmy Justice] He spent the whole first draft on Xplosion, now he takes a step down in his career.
[Jonathan Steele] Hey, I was always on Chaos..
[Jimmy Justice] Case and point..
The camera's flip backstage where we see a limo pulling into the parking lot. We can read the license plate that says "WTIGER" which draws many boos from the crowd, and a few random cheers that can barely be heard, them morons ain't watched EWE for a couple months, just randomly got these tickets. White Tiger steps out of the back carrying his duffle bag. He throws the EWE Title over his shoulder and starts heading to the door. Before he can take 5 steps, he's approached by LAW.
[LAW] Jeff..
Tiger quickly cuts him off.
[White Tiger] I already know what you want, but you listen here. I know as Champ, I get to choose my own show. You're not going to persuade me to choose Xplosion. I'll make my decision, when I want to, when I feel like it. So just sit back, and wait like a good GM.
Tiger smirks and walks into the doors, while LAW shakes his head, laughing slightly.
[Jonathan Steele] We're about to see the first of TWO Championships Matches
[Jimmy Justice] Mid-Eastern Championship on the line. Talk about a mouth watering encounter
[Jonathan Steele] Dutch has been on a roll as of late. Most notably, putting on a performance of a lifetime at King of Xtreme, winning every match he was involved in, coming out Mid-Eastern Champion, Tag Team Champion, and most importantly three matches of heel, to become the 2010 KING OF XTREME!
[Jimmy Justice] How much has that taken out of Dutch? While he was conquering the world in London, Dean Winchester just had one match, an impresive victory over the Alpha Male. Does that put Dean at an advantage? He's more fresh
[Jonathan Steele] Of course it does, and Dean is hungry to recliam a title he never had a opportunity to get a rematch for, embroiled at the time in a feud with Michael Jensen, which allowed Spider to capture the title
[Jimmy Justice] Can he win back what should never have been lost, or will Dutchs hot streak of fire continue to burn?
[Jennifer Sparks] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the MID-EASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP!
"Land of Confusin" by Genesis plays, but there was nothing confusing to the French Crowd, as they cheered loudly for Dutch Clark, who walked out in the mood of his life. He was glittered with gold. The Tag Team Championship on one shoulder, and the Mid-Eastern Championship on the other, and a T-Shirt that read KING OF XTREME
[Jennifer Sparks] Introducing first.. from Laughlin, Nevada.. weighing in at 240 pounds.. HE IS THE CURRENT MID-EASTERN CHAMPION, ONE HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, AND THE 2010 KING OF XTREME.. "THE IRISH FURY" DUTCH CLARK
Dutch saluted the crowd as he walked up the steps, posing on the turnbuckle. Our attention was brought back to the entrance ramp. The sound of drums are heard, before a scream sounds, starting the electric guitar buzz of "Break" by Three Days Grace, signalling the arrival of Dean Winchester, who hops out the curtain, to a huge ovation. Deans focus was firmly on Dutch in the middle of the ring, as he walked with confidence towards the ring. Rolling in, and going straight into the face of Dutch
-MATCH SIX- EWE MID EASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP Dutch Clark[c] vs Dean Winchester
[ The ref rings the bell, as Dutch and Dean embroil in a deadly stare. They both glaze at each other without a glitch. Dutch then shrugs his shoulder and makes the first move, head butting Dean, and then charging him down with a spear followed by a punch combo. Dutch ground and pounds Dean in the face, Right Stick, Left Stick, or Right Analog and Left Analog for Playstation Users. Dean taps R2 or Right Trigger, elbowing Dutch in the face, and counters out of the punches, grappling Dutchs neck into a sleeper ]
[Jonathan Steele] Will it be bedtime for Dutch?
[Jimmy Justice] Not this early!
[ With Dutch still in the hold, he lifts himself up, tagging Dean on his back with him. He puts his arms back, raises Dean up, and then slams him face first with a Goardbuster. He goes for the cover as the ref counts to one, before Dean rolls away. Dutch goes to catch Dean, but he rolls out of the way behind Dutch. Dutch turns around but Dean isn't there, and before he can figure out where he is, Dean sneaks up behind Dutch, and drills his knees into his back for a BACKSTABBER! He goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..2..Dutch gets a shoulder up ]
[Jonathan Steele] Dean catching Dutch off guard there, with a nicely executed Backstabber
[Jimmy Justice] Dutch needs to be aware at all times, he escaped a close call there, Deans inring presence is always a threat
[Jonathan Steele] So is Dutchs! Look at DEAN!
[ Dutch knocked down Dean with a stiff clothesline, and then quickly climbed the corner turnbuckle, leaping off for a huge Top Rope Flying Kneedrop. Dutch then ran against the ropes, bouncing off, spinning around, before hitting a Rolling Thunder. He then flapjacked Dean off the ropes, and caught his chin with a Big Boot. Dutch went for the cover, as the ref counted 1..2..Dean Kicks Out! ]
[Jimmy Justice] Dutch is going to need alot more than that, to pick up the win
[Jonathan Steele] Chill out, Dutch is just getting started. This is just a appetiser for the main course to come
[Jimmy Justice] What?
[Jonathan Steele] This could be the final opportunity both of these guys have at this title, so they're covering all their tracks, including small pin attempts. With the draft, they could end up two different shows. Dutch has to win to preserve the title, but if Dean wins, Dutch may not be able to get a rematch if their caught up in the New Divide of Chaos and Xplosion. So their pulling out all the stops
[ After that beautiful explanation, Dean and Dutch are in a tussle of test of strength. Dutch gets the upper hand going for a neckbreaker, but Dean counters with a Reverse Neckbreaker. Dutch attempts to get up, but Dutch fires at him with a missile toe dropkick, falling Dutch to his knees. Which allows Dean to swing around, pull Dutchs arms back and lock him in The Mean! ]
[Jonathan Steele] This is where Dean really works on your spine, and disables a opportunity to tap out
[Jimmy Justice] You either give up to the ref, or pass out. Those are your choices
[ As Dean wrenches in the lock further, the ref checks to see if its over for Dutch, but he shakes his head, and asks Dean "May I have some more". This freaks Dean out why Dutch would want more pain endured, as he lets go only to be tricked as Dutch twirls him into a small package pin, as the ref count 1..2..Dean narrowly escapes ]
[Jonathan Steele] Dutch trying to steal one with a quick win, but Dean survives
[Jimmy Justice] But for how long, that is the question?
[ Dutch lifts up Dean, and sends him spinning with a Spinning Spinebuster. He lifts Dean back up and hammers him down with a Sitout Piledriver. He goes for the cover, but Dean still kicks out. Dutch wonders what he needs to do, a lightbulb idea appears above his head. So he lifts Dean up again, slings him off the ropes, rushes towards him, and connects with a FURIOUS DDT! ]
[Jonathan Steele] Good Night Dean! This One Is Over! Furious DDT struck just at the right time
[ Dutch smiles, as he lays down and goes for the cover as the ref counts 1..2..3?NO Dean gets a elbow up. Dutch looks in shock, as Dean is not done and dusted yet. In frustration Dutch picks Dean back up, goes to turn him around for a Furybreaker, but he botches the attempt, and Dean switches it into a EXCERCISM! Dean goes for the pin as the ref and crowd count 1..2..3! ]
The ref rings the bells, as the Paris crowd let out a huge pop. Jennifer hands the title over to Dean, who weeps in happiness, as the ref raises his hand in victory
[Jennifer Sparks] Here is YOUR WINNER.. AND THE NEW MID-EASTERN CHAMPION.. DEAN WINCHESTER!
[Jonathan Steele] Dutch Clark had victory in his grasp, but just like that Dean turned it around to win the match, and the title
[Jimmy Justice] Props up for The Dean of Mean, he wanted his title back, and he got it, huge victory
[Jonathan Steele] Dutch Clark will be dissapointed, but he gave it his all
"Break" by Three Days Grace plays again, as the french crowd start singing the Ghosbusters theme as Dean poses with the Championship on all four corners of the ring, when all of a sudden "Your Disease" hits over the PA System. LAW walks out and to his podium.
[LAW] Congratulations are in order for Dean Winchester, good job man.
Dean smiles and raises the title up in direction to LAW.
[LAW] Dutch, don't be down man. You still got the Tag Title...and you're still the King of Xtreme, making you still the number one contender to the EWE Championship.
Dutch nods, agreeing.
[LAW] And I got more good news for you...you no longer have to work for the prick...and you know who I mean..
Dutch laughs and nods.
[LAW] Instead...well...take a look.
LAW points up to the titan tron, which shows his next draft pick.
[Jonathan Steele] That's a pretty big recruitment for Xplosion.
[Jimmy Justice] No doubt.
The crowd cheers, as Dutch nods. You can clearly see smart ass Dean though telling Dutch "that's an old picture". Dean laughs while Dutch laughs a little too shaking his head. All of a sudden though, Bitter Sweet Symphony hits again. The crowd boos as Jensen, Khali, & Big Show walk up to the opposite podium.
[Michael Jensen] Dutch Clark huh? Nice pick LAW, but I see what you're trying to do. My next pick might not make much sense. See for a certain clause of specific champions, my next pick doesn't do anything. A Man like me though, thinks ahead. So if, scratch that, WHEN Edge and Christian take those titles back...my next draft pick will go into full effect, and be seen as a bigger effect than it does now...Without further ado.
Jensen points up to the titan tron, and you already know what happens.
[Jonathan Steele] Oh My!...if Style & Pride loses the titles...they'll be split by the draft!
[Jimmy Justice] Jensen proves once again...he's a bloody genius!
Dutch drops his head as he sees this. Dean looks over, kinda feeling for him, as he knows he has been split from his friend HBK too. LAW tries not to show his emotion from the last pick, but Jensen still picks up on it and smirks. LAW changes moods and smiles himself looking at Jensen.
[LAW] So you took my next pick, good for you...Now I'll just take a page out of your book. Remember what you did for your first pick? Ya...my next draft pick for Xplosion...is the collective...Shane Dresden...AND Jericho!
The crowd cheers as Jensen looks a little angry.
the cameras show the lockerroom, where Dresden and Jericho celebrate, mostly Dresden. Back to ringside, you can see Jensen still isn't happy.
[Michael Jensen] You can't take both of them at the same time.
[LAW] Oh, I can't?...okay, I'll put one back...but first, who are you putting back, Edge or Christian?
Jensen doesn't even respond, him Khali and Big Show walk backstage, while LAW, Dutch, and Dean laugh. LAW then looks back at Dean.
[LAW] Once again Dean, congrats.
LAW heads back through the curtains himself while the camera's head to a commercial.
To Be Continued
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Subject: Re: Saturday Night's ShowDown #25: August 14th, 2010 Thu Aug 25, 2022 7:17 pm
PART TWO
As the cameras return from commercial, we see White Tiger in his lockerroom staring at his EWE Title, almost disturbingly. Suddenly theres a knock at the door, in steps Jensen, and his 2 large companions.
[Michael Jensen] There he is, the champ himself. I gotta say, I loved the way you blew LAW off. That was great.
[White Tiger] Listen here Jensen. Ya I told him off...but it wasn't so I can join Chaos. I'm going to tell you like I told him. You can't persuade me. I get to make this choice myself, and I'll do it on my own terms. So show yourself right back out.
Jensen, Khali, and Big Show walk back out of the lockerroom.
[Michael Jensen] Who does he think he is talking to me like that? Forget him, I can care less which show he chooses.
Jensen looks right at the camera.
[Michael Jensen] I'm always thinking ahead. LAW thinks he's sitting good because he drafted the King of Xtreme. Does he think Dutch is the only one with a title shot?...Well he's not...Does he think Sean Lewis is the only person returning to their routes...Once again, he's not...I may not like the guy, but he too has a title shot. If Tiger so happens to make the wrong decision...my next draft pick still gives me final hope of getting the title on Chaos...that is why, as of right now, I pick the former EWE Champion...Kurtis Porter.
Jensen smiles as the trio walks on and the camera's return to ringside. The gentle chimes and soothing tune of a piano, harmonics on the sound system
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES.. IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES.. LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP
The beat then drops, and intensifies, as "Fireflies" by Owl City plays to a huge ovation. Abdul Q walks out in a blue t-shirt, with his International Championship nowhere to be seen, but the crowd seem to love what hes wearing, as their cheers increase in volume drastically
[Jonathan Steele] What is he wearing Jimmy?
[Jimmy Justice] I believe he's got on a France Football Jersey. Abdul Q really knows how to get cheap heat, as the fans here in Paris are going wild
[Jennifer Sparks] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, residing from Hells Kitchen, New York.. weighing in at 250 pounds.. THE CURRENT INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION.. ABDUL Q!
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COME TO ME THEY UNDERSTAND
A flurry of boos surround the Hippodrome, as "Voices" by Rev Theory plays, signalling for the arrival of Randy Orton. He moves through the curtain at the top of the ramp, looking lost. Staring into the crowd, not knowing where to go, a stagehand then directs him to go towards the ring
[Jennifer Sparks] Introducing his opponent, the challenger from St.Louis, Missouri.. weighing in at 240 pounds..THE SLAYER.. RANDY ORTON
[Jonathan Steele] Now this should be intresting
[Jimmy Justice] With Randy Orton sustaining a headache at King of Xtreme. What we thought was a routine migraine, seems to be a lot more
[Jonathan Steele] Delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, memory loss. Just a catalogue of things going inside Ortons head
[Jimmy Justice] Which begs the question is Orton mentally prepared to challenge for the title. When he can't even remember facing Abdul or Who He Is?
[Jonathan Steele] We're about to find out. Abdul Q vs Randy Orton. International Championship. The Rubber Match. IT'S LIVE ON THIS DRAFT EDITION OF EWE, AND IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
The ref asks Abdul where the title is. So he puts his finger up, moves over to the ropes, and then takes off the football jersey, revealing the International Championship around his waist. He unstraps the belt, passes it over to the official, and then throws the football jersey into the crowd. The ref raises the title for everyone to see, and then signals for the bell
-MATCH SEVEN- EWE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Abdul Q[c] vs Randy Orton
[ Orton stands in his corner, motionless. He waits for Abdul to make the first move, but Abdul is waiting for Orton to move first. Neither of them do, so its like watching too grandmas at a bus stop, in a stalemate. Both of them are being stubborn, so Abdul shrugs, and pulls out a bucket of chicken from under the ring apron ]
[Jimmy Justice] Are you serious?
[Jonathan Steele] My apologies ladies and gentlemen. You came here for a wrestling match, but instead you're seeing a grown man.. Eat Chicken?
[Jimmy Justice] This is a joke to everything the International Championship represents
[ While Abdul enjoys nibble on a wing, Orton moves closer to him, and smacks the bucket out of his hand, as fried chicken flies everywhere. Abdul looks stunned as he stands there with a half eaten chicken bone. He was pissed as he had paid Ten Euros ($15) for that bucket. I know, its expensive, and that is why Abdul was furious. In a fury he went to charge Orton with a clothesline, but Orton ducked and responded with a Inverted headlock backbreaker. He then threw the chicken bone at Abduls face, shouting out "STUPID" repeatedly ]
[Jonathan Steele] You only get Randy Orton calling you stupid, when you've really ticked him off, and it seems Abdul has done just that
[ Orton then begins stomping on Abdul, like he was smacking a bug, circling him and hitting him from different angles for a variety of Viper Stomps ]
[Jimmy Justice] Orton may have lost his memory, but true class can never be forgotten
[ Orton goes to lift Abdul up, but Abdul catches Orton off guard, as he pounces off the ground like a shark, flying straight into Orton for a Lou Thesz Press, and then following it with a series of clubs to the head, as he grounds and pounds the Viper ]
[Jonathan Steele] Here comes the champion. Working on Orton like a punchbag
[ He continues to punch the living hell out of Orton, as the ref sees the brutality and the begins a five count for him to stop. 1..Abdul speeds up his punches..2..Abdul begins delivering hard blows to Ortons ribs...3...Abdul smells his armpits to check for body odour...4... Abdul finally stops, but only after pointing the ref to a cookie in the crowd, and then blatantly punching Orton in the groin ]
[Jimmy Justice] A blatant low-blow, Abdul should be DISQUALIFIED!
[Jonathan Steele] The ref was too busy looking for the cookie
[Jimmy Justice] This is a travesty, cheapshotting your opponent is not in the rulebooks
[Jonathan Steele] I think the rulebooks have been thrown out of the window. This is the last Showdown between these two, and they're going to pull out all the stops
[ Abdul gets back up, short of breath from the continuos punching. He swings his head, almost falling over, feeling sleepy. He then stands still, coming to life, as the crowd cheer. He rolls out of the ring, and grab a Pillow from a fan in the crowd. He rolls back ino the ring, and places a pillow over Ortons head. The crowd get worked up, as Abdul begins to dance around the ring, he then drops to the floor and gets back up in a fluid motion, before delivering the ]
[Jonathan Steele] Scotty 2 Hotty, eat your heart out, we're about to see the PILLOW SHU--
[Jimmy Justice] RKO! RKO! RKO!
[Jonathan Steele] Orton hitting the RKO out of NOWHERE!
[ Just as Abdul had gone from the W-O-R and was about to hit M, Orton had sprung up from a seemingly dead position, and stung Abdul countering with a brilliant RKO. He whacked the pillow on Abdul, as feathers went every where, going for the cover, leaning his legs on the ropes. The ref counted.. 1..2..and he was about to get 3... but the ref spotted the legs on the ropes, and stopped the count ]
[Jimmy Justice] What is the ref doing? Orton has the match won
[Jonathan Steele] He's doing his job, Ortons foot was in a illegal position
[ Orton frustrated, kicks Abdul in the gut as he tries to get up. He throws him into the ropes, and then gauges him onto the second rope, pulling his head through, for a quick snap Rope Hung DDT. He slithers down, stomping his fists against the mat, signalling for another RKO. He waits for Abdul to get up, he turns around and pounces at Abdul for a RKO, but Abdul reverses it with a Running Bicycle Kick, Orton drops to the mat, and Abdul instantly clutches Ortons arm and neck into awkward position, as the crowd cheer ]
[Jimmy Justice] Uh Oh
[Jonathan Steele] It's bedtime Randy!
[Jimmy Justice] NO!
[Jonathan Steele] SWEET DREAMS IS LOCKED IN! ORTON IS TRAPPED!
[ Orton tries to find someway out, but he cant, Abdul has it locked in hard. Orton waves his hand in the air, seemingly ready to tap. Abdul pulls the hold back, almost lifting Orton into a upside down position with the submission locked in. Ortons hand is frantically shaking, trying to survive the pain. Abduls shoulder touch the mat, he doesnt realise, but the ref does, and he counts 1..2..3! ORTON TAPS! The ref signals for the bell ]
[Jonathan Steele] Abdul Q is still the INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION!
[Jimmy Justice] NO! Randy Orton is the NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION!
[Jonathan Steele] No! Abdul won, he made Orton tap
[Jimmy Justice] Orton won you jackass, he got the pinfall victory!
[Jonathan Steele] Well what came first? The pin or the tap out
[Jimmy Justice] They happened at the same time!
[Jonathan Steele] So who's the Champion?
As Jimmy and Jonathan wonder. The ref goes over to Jennifer Sparks, he whispers his decision. Jimmy then gets a call from Mr Jensen, and Jonathan gets a call for Law. They give their verdict on the outcome. Jimmy and Jonathan then sandwich themselves in between Jennifer, and play a game of chinese whispers. Jennifer nods, and then announces whats happening, as Abdul and Orton pester the ref to give them the Title they think they both won
[Jennifer Sparks] Ladies and Gentlemen, Per Order of The Referee, due to Abdul shoulders being on the mat for a three count, and Orton submitting at the same time, this match is a DRAW!
The crowd boo, Abdul shakes his head, and Orton looks pissed. The ref then grabs the International Championship, and enters the ring
[Jennifer Sparks] Therefore on Instruction of Chairmans Michael Jensen and Law, The winner and the reigning INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION.. ABDUL Q!
The crowd cheer, Abdul smiles, he tells the ref to give him his title, but he doesn't, Jennifer isn't finished
[Jennifer Sparks] And Also.. THE NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION.. RANDY ORTON!
The crowd turn into a flood of boos, Orton jumps up into the air ecstatic, as Abdul looks pissed
[Jonathan Steele] I don't get it, Abdul is still the champion, but Orton is the New International Champion?
[Jimmy Justice] Their both Co-International Champions!
The ref then hands the title over to Abdul and Orton, but that causes problems as theres only one title. Orton tells Abdul to give it to him, but Abdul tells Orton to give it to him. They play a battle of tug of war between holding the Title, but neither get the upper hand, so a brawl breaks out, as Abdul and Orton start beating the crap out of each other, even after going through a long match.
[Jonathan Steele] All Hell has brooken loose
[Jimmy Justice] Both men want to hold the title, but theres only ONE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
Orton and Abdul take their fight to the outside, as refs and security come down to try break them up, but they get caught in the action, as we head for a commercial break
As the camera's return from commercial break "Goin' Down" by Three Days Grace hits over the PA Speakers. The crowd boos as Johnny and Drama seperate the curtains.
[Jennifer Sparks] The Following contest is scheduled for one fall...Introducing first, accompanied by his wife Drama...from Kansas City, Missouri...Weighing in at 232 pounds...The Extreme One, JOHNNY CHAOS!
Chaos and Drama continue their way down the ramp as Johnny slides into the ring.
[Jonathan Steele] Earlier tonight Johnny made a comment to annoy LAW, and LAW said Johnny would have a match tonight, with an opponent for LAW to know and Johnny to find out.
[Jimmy Justice] Well the time has come for us to find out.
That said "Your Disease" by Saliva hits the pa speakers and the crowd cheers as LAW appears on stage for the 50th time tonight.
[LAW] Well Johnny, are you ready?
Johnny mouths at LAW, while LAW laughs.
[LAW] I didn't even mean to say it like that, that's kinda funny...anyway, I have changed my mind.
Johnny smiles and starts to get out of the ring when LAW puts his hand up.
[LAW] No, I didnt mean I changed my mind about having the match. I just meant, I changed my mind, and have now decided to make this match no disqualification.
The crowd cheers as Johnny scuffs.
[LAW] So you ready to find out who your opponent is?
The crowd cheers, while Johnny just stands there.
[LAW] Better yet, you ready to find out who my next draft pick is?
The crowd cheers again, Johnny still doesn't seem amused.
[LAW] They are one in the same actually...that said...Johnny, you ever heard of Karma?...It can be quite a bitch...you will find out just what I mean, simply, feast your eyes.
LAW points to the titan tron, and the entire arena nearly blows up.
ARE YOU READY?
[Jonathan Steele] Is this for real?!
[Jimmy Justice] It can't be!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
[Jimmy Justice] He's supposed to be out for several months!
[Jonathan Steele] Apparently not..
The crowd is in a frenzy as "The Game" by Motorhead continues to play. Johnny no longer seems un-amused, as he's now freaking out, especially when HHH and Stephanie seperate the curtains.
[Jonathan Steele] And there he is!
[Jimmy Justice] This is crazy...How did LAW sneak this one past Jensen?
HHH walks over and shakes LAW's hand. HHH and Stephanie then head down the ramp.
[Jennifer Sparks] And his opponent!...accompanied by his wife Stephanie...from Greenwhich Connecticutt...weighing in at 255 pounds...The Game, TRIPLE H!!
They reach the end of the ramp where HHH takes a drink from his water bottle and then tosses it into the crowd. HHH walks up the steps then to the middle of the apron where he leans back spitting the water into the air, then the last little bit straight into the camera. HHH enters the ring and smirks at Johnny before climbing the turnbukle and posing. As soon as HHH gets down the ref calls for the bell.
-MATCH EIGHT- IMPROMTU NO DQ MATCH Johnny Chaos vs Triple H
[ Right after the ref rings the bell Johnny rolls out of the ring and tries to head up the ramp, where he now meets Dean Winchester, who's carrying HHH's Sledgehammer. ]
[Jimmy Justice] Look at this coward, carrying a weapon.
[Jonathan Steele] Johnny's trying to leave the match, and you're calling Dean a coward?
[ Johnny puts his hands up slowly backing down the ramp as Dean smiles and walks with him. Johnny rolls back into the ring and ducks a clothesline from HHH. Johnny rolls back out of the ring on the other side, only to immediately taste Sweet Chin Music! ]
[Jimmy Justice] Oh come on!
[Jonathan Steele] He deserves this...just enjoy the show Jimmy.
[ HBK rolls Johnny back into the ring, where HHH goes for a cover. After a two count, HHH lifts Johnny's shoulder up shaking his head as the crowd cheers. HHH then walks over where Dean is and holds his hand out. Dean hands HHH his Sledgehammer while the crowd cheers. ]
[Jimmy Justice] Where the hell is Mr Man?! What kind of team is The Extreme Standard anymore?!
[ Johnny stumbles up, only to be nailed in the gut with the Sledgehammer! HHH quickly drops the hammer and follows up with a PEDIGREE!...The crowd cheers as HHH turns Johnny over and covers again. Once again at two though, HHH lets him up, shaking his head again. ]
[Jimmy Justice] What the hell?!
[Jonathan Steele] This is a pretty cool match..
[Jimmy Justice] Shut the hell up Mr 'I'm in love with Todd Grisham'..
[Jonathan Steele] Huh?
[ HHH picks the hammer back up and stalks Johnny. As Johnny gets up to one knee, Drama looks on in horror when HHH cracks the sledgehammer over the back of her husbands head. HHH covers Johnny once more, and this time allows the ref to count the three! ]
[Jonathan Steele] Awww...it's over so soon? Johnny deserved more than that..
[Jimmy Justice] thank god it's over..
"The Game" by Motorhead hits again as HHH gets back to his feet.
[Jennifer Sparks] Here is your winner....TRIPLE H!!
HBK and Dean join HHH in the ring for celebration, while LAW claps from the stage. suddenly, Jensen's theme hits yet again, which causes the crowd to boo. Jensen and his 2 giants walk up to the Chaos Podium.
[Michael Jensen] Ya ya, you're back...you won...now get the hell out of the ring so the show can continue..
The crowd boos Jensen, while DX and Dean laugh about it. They head up the ramp and stop on the stage.
[Michael Jensen] Come on, we don't have all night.
HHH, HBK, and Dean talk in a group huddle, then turn to Jensen...all three give him the crotch chop three times, as the Green X Pyro shoots off right behind Jensen, Khali, and Big Show each time making them jump. The crowd cheers as DX and Dean head backstage, and LAW is rollin.
[Michael Jensen] I'm glad you find that so funny.
[LAW] I do actually..
[Michael Jensen] Whatever, I'm sick of dealing with you...and I'm sick of dealing with them immature morons...Lets just finish up this draft right here and now.
[LAW] Whatever you say...it's your pick Jumpy..
Jensen snarls that remark...but calms himself enough to make his next pick.
[Michael Jensen] I'm fine with that...because on behalf of Monday Night Chaos...I choose....THE BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET!
The crowd cheers the draft of Snake as LAW nods.
[LAW] You do that...Me on the other hand...I'll follow my huge pick...with a future huge pick...a prospect here in EWE...I see big things for this guy here in EWE...just not on Monday Nights...he'll go on to bigger things...on Wednesday Nights...for I choose...CARSON KELLAR!
The crowd cheers again as Jensen nods.
[Michael Jensen] How about...Mike...THE POWER...Shockly!
Mixed reaction from the crowd, not knowing how to react.
[LAW] My last pick eh?...Well I'm going to pick the same man my previous pick defeated at the King of Xtreme. Another prospect and future star on Wednesday Night Xplosion....The Scarecrow Man..
Another mixed reaction from the crowd.
[Michael Jensen] Now my last pick...I think he's an idiot personally...but I'll pick him...some of the fans have taken a liking to him...so I guess maybe i will pull some viewers this way...weather he's all there or not...on behalf of Monday Night Chaos...my last pick...is THE WHITE KNIGHT!
this one actually pulls some cheers from the crowd, like Jensen just said, people love this idiot.
[LAW] That about wraps it up...don't forget to check ewe.com after the show for the results of the draft lottery...i want to say Jensen, good luck with the Chaos Brand.
By this time LAW had taken his mic off the podium and walked over to Jensen where he now extends his hand.
[Michael Jensen] You ain't buying me with that cheap trick...
Jensen blows off the handshake as him and Show and Khali head to the curtains. Before they can go through though, all of a sudden "Welcome to the Jungle" by Gun N Roses kicks over the PA System. This caused a 50/50 fan reaction. Boos cause he's a heel, but cheers because they know it's finally time. White Tiger walks out through the curtains with the EWE Title on his shoulder and a mic in his hand, as he positions himself perfectly between Jensen and LAW.
[Jimmy Justice] Here it comes Steele, where will he choose?
[White Tiger] I must say, hell of a draft you boys have had. But the most important person on your roster, still doesn't have a home yet..
White Tiger smiles.
[White Tiger] The question is, where do I want to go?
Tiger makes his way over to Jensen.
[White Tiger] I could join the visionary Michael Jensen here, and head over to Monday Night Chaos. I haven't spent much time on Chaos, it could be new territory for me. Let's face it, I am sort of a former member of The Industry anyway. But then, on the other hand.
Tiger then walks over to LAW.
[White Tiger] I could return to my routes with LAW on Xplosion. I was one of the faces of Wednesday Night Xplosion. Arguble others would include Sean Lewis & Cameron Hayden. But let's not be fooled, I was the true face of Wednesday Nights. But here's the thing.
WT walks back to the middle.
[White Tiger] The Good boy, was the face of Xplosion...the man all these people cheered for...I'm a new man...Chaos may be just what I need to showcase the new me...the REAL White Tiger...then there's Dutch Clark though...the 2010 King of Xtreme...he's been drafted to Xplosion. You should expect me to go right to Xplosion to face that man. But here's the problem...Dutch Clark is not a threat to my title...He is not a worthy opponent for me...and it is for that reason...you won't see me on Wednesday Nights anymore....your EWE Champion...
Tiger pauses.
[White Tiger] IS GOING TO CHAOS!
Mixed reaction comes from the crowd, while Jensen smiles the biggest grin we have ever seen from him. Tiger shakes Jensen's hand while "Welcome to the Jungle" hits again.
[Jonathan Steele] The Champ has chosen Chaos!
[Jimmy Justice] So let me get this straight...the International Champion, was drafted to Xplosion...the Mid Eastern Champion, was also drafted to Xplosion, but then he lost it to a man who was previously drafted to Chaos...and now the EWE Champion has chosen Chaos..
[Jonathan Steele] That's the title situation, ya..
[Jimmy Justice] What the hell is Xplosion going to do for a World Champion? Is International getting a promotion?
[Jonathan Steele] Beats me, I guess only time will tell.
After we come back from a commercial break we see Jonathan Steele and Jimmy Justice sitting at ringside, the crowd is excited for the main event of the night
[Jonathan Steele] And fans we have a grudge match of sorts coming up next for the main event. Let's recap what happened at King of Xtreme last Sunday.
On the screen appears still shots from the King of Xtreme pay-per-view and we see shots of Derek Daniels and Dutch Clark going toe to toe
[Jimmy Justice] We know Dutch Clark went through hell and back to win the title as King of Xtreme but he had to also go through his partner.
[Jonathan Steele] And after defeating his partner, our favorite boss, Jensen sent out Edge and Christian to start the tag-team match, but somehow Style and Pride overcame the odds...
A picture is shown of a bloody Derek and Dutch holding one another up and holding their titles in the air as they are greeted in celebration from MMSW.
[Jimmy Justice] And that is what brings us to our match tonight! Edge against “Dynamic” Derek Daniels!
We go back to ring side where Jonathan and Jimmy both sit
[Jonathan Steele] And now we kick it to our beautiful ring announcer, Jennifer Sparks...Take it away Jennifer!
The camera pans back out to the ring where Jennifer Sparks steps into the ring to cheers and she smiles and her voice echoes through the arena.
[Jennifer Sparks] The following match up will be the MAIN EVENT...And is scheduled for one fall with no time limit...Introducing first...
The lights dim and the crowd starts to cheer as “Headstrong” blasts over the P.A systems and out comes “Dynamic” Derek Daniels through the curtains holding up his tag title and pointing to it. He walks to each side of the stage and holds the tag belt up as the Paris crowd goes nuts. He slaps the belt over his shoulder and heads down the ramp.
[Jennifer Sparks] Making his way to the ring from Reno, Nevada. He stands 6'6 and weighs two hundred and sixty five pounds. He is one-half of the tag team champions..."DYNAMIC"....DEREK...DANIELSSSSS!
Derek slides into the ring and goes to each turn buckle holding up his tag-title as he smirks around at the crowd and then hops down and hands his belt to the referee who gives it to the time keeper. As the lights dim once more
[Jonathan Steele] And now Derek awaits his opponent...Edge.
[Jimmy Justice] Let's do this. Edge and Derek both healthy should equal one HELL of a match Steele..Let's see what happens.
“Metalingus” by Alterbridge blasts across the house speakers as the entrance fills with fog as Edge makes his way out onto the stage. The crowd rains boo's down on him as he merely looks at them like he could care less and makes his way casually down the ramp, occasionally pointing at Derek and mouthing to him, the fans are really getting on his case.
[Jimmy Justice] And boy do the fans love Edge here in Paris!
[Jonathan Steele] You said it Jimmy...
[Jennifer Sparks] And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario Canada...He stands at 6'5 and weighs in at two hundred and fifty pounds...He is the RATED 'R' SUPERSTTTARR......EDDGGGGEEEE!
Edge slides into the ring and Derek bounces around the ring but the referee holds him back as Edge gets on the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. He gets down as the house lights come up around the ring and the bell sounds and Derek and Edge circle one another.
-MAIN EVENT- STANDARD MATCH "Dynamic" Derek Daniels vs Edge
[Jonathan Steele] Here we go!
[Jimmy Justice] What we've been waiting for all night Johnny boy...Let's see what these two have in store for one another after all that bad blood at KOX.
[ As the bell sounds the two men circle one another and finally lock up. They test one another's strength before Derek tosses Edge in the corner and Edge runs a hand over his face, his eyes wide as Derek smirks and flexes for the fans. The crowd goes nuts as Edge goes back in and locks up with Derek again but again Derek tosses him into the corner and plays to the crowd who is soaking it in. Edge looks around at the crowd and tells them to shut up and they shower him in boos. He turns his back completely on Derek and gets on the turnbuckle with trash talk as Derek backs away laughing. ]
[Jonathan Steele] And both of these men have the opposite effect on the crowd. One can send them into a picture taking frenzy and the other gets booed out of the building!
[Jimmy Justice] All that playing to the crowd will come back to bite Daniels in the ass one of these days...Or maybe he will realize playing with these dolts get you nowhere...The sooner he finds out the better that's for sure.
[ Edge is done playing around as he hops back down on the mat and gets in Derek's face, he is only an inch shorter so the men jaw for a moment before Edge gives him a hard slap and sends Derek reeling. Derek rubs his jaw and then swings at Edge, who ducks and nails Derek with a neck breaker. Derek rolls to the side holding his neck as he rolls over as Edge begins stomping him until the referee backs him off. Derek tries to recover in the corner but as he sits up Edge slams a knee into his head and Derek hits the mat once more and gets back up ready to fight but Edge is all over him again. ]
[Jonathan Steele] Edge has taken control of this match, and the crowd is booing but Edge is just flat out all over Daniels right now, no dirty or foul play...
[Jimmy Justice] About time you are unbiased against your boy Jonathan. Most of the time you hold his jock through the whole match...
[ Edge lifts Derek to his feet and sends him into the turnbuckle. Derek bounces out and Edge leaps into the air and gives Derek a big boot. He then goes for the cover...1-2...No good. The crowd is starting to get behind Derek now. Edge lifts Derek back up and sends him into the ropes where he goes for a clothesline but Derek evades it and when Edge turns around, Derek grabs Edge under the arms, lifts him up for a SKY-HIGH POWER BOMB! Edge is stunned as Derek rolls him over for the cover...1-2...Close but no cigar as Edge gets a shoulder up. ]
[Jonathan Steele] And Derek can't believe it and neither can I...Edge got busted and barely got a shoulder up!
[Jimmy Justice] He got lucky one time Steele, stop acting like Derek deserves to win every match just by gracing the ring!
[ Both men are a bit more reserved now as the match wares on. Derek , now in control lifts Edge into the air for a back breaker and when he lands on the ground Derek walks over to the ropes and begins to climb for a Dynamic Dive. As he stands up Edge realizes this and dives towards the top rope and shakes them. Derek falls and lands straddle of the top turnbuckle and sits there as the crowd boos. Edge slowly makes his way to the corner where he gets up and hooks Derek and hits a super face buster! Derek rolls around in pain as he holds his head. Edge gathers himself but instead of going for the pin he goes to the corner and stalks Derek, begging him to get up. ]
[Jonathan Steele] And here it is! The hunter stalks it's prey! Edge is about to take Derek down with a spear! This could be it Jimmy!
[Jimmy Justice] It sure could, if Edge hits this it's curtains for Derek Daniels!
[ Edge motions for Derek to get up and when he does Edge rushes at him but Derek catches Edge between his legs and lifts him up for a DYNAMIC DRIVER! ]
[Jonathan Steele] WHAT A COUNTER!
[Jimmy Justice] What the...How did he even do that?!
[ Derek has edge lifted but drops him as the crowd starts booing, and we see why because walking down the ramp comes Christian with a big smirk on his face flanked by The Big Show and The Great Khali. The crowd boos as Derek leans on the ropes pointing at them but when he turns around Edge is waiting with a SPEAR! ]
[Jonathan Steele] DAMN IT! Derek takes his eyes off the ball and Edge takes advantage!
[Jimmy Justice] That's what he gets Steele! Never take your eyes off your opponent. No matter who it is or whats going on. Derek should have finished Edge...Now he gets this!
[ Edge hooks Derek for the Edgecution and Christian and the other two laugh and clap but Derek reverses into a DYNAMIC DROP! The crowd goes nuts as Derek goes for the cover...1...2... ]
[Jonathan Steele] THREE...THREE? Where is the three count damn it?!
[Jimmy Justice] Haha! Christian pulled the referee out of the ring!
[ Derek is steamed but before the referee can hand out any punishment, Show and Khali both step into the ring and the four surround Derek. Derek backs into a fighting stance as he takes a swing at Christian and knocks him to the ground, then Edge and then Khali and Show. The referee calls for the bell as chaos ensures. ]
[Jonathan Steele] And this will be a no contest after what is taking place in the ring! No contest!
[Jimmy Justice] It's about to be a no contest for Derek Daniels...He's about to be toasted by Jensen's boys!
They all pounce on Derek but the crowd then goes nuts as Dutch Clark runs into the ring and when he slides in he gets into the fray as the bell continues to ring but nobody dares to enter when Khali and Show lurking in the ring. Dutch doesn't even make a dent as Show and Khali quickly swarm him and bring him down. But suddenly the crowd stands up again and begins cheering.
[Jonathan Steele] What the hell?
[Jimmy Justice] It's Mike Shockly! What the hell is he doing?
Shockly hits the ring and Show, Khali just look at him because Edge and Christian are busy wailing on Derek and Dutch to care, but Shockly extends a hand to Show and Khali.
[Jonathan Steele] What the hell is this?! Are they going to add another monster to the mix? Shockly is going to join The Industry!
[Jimmy Justice] How did Jensen pull this one off?!
As Show and Khali just look at one another Shockly CLOSELINES THEM BOTH?!
[Jonathan Steele] WHAT THE HELL?!
[Jimmy Justice] NO WAY!
Dutch and Derek have battled back and now have Edge and Christian under control as they both pound on them but now Shockly can't contend with both Show and Khali.
[Jonathan Steele] Well, Style and Pride gained an ally but it still isn't enough...Just not enough fire power!
[Jimmy Justice] You're right Steele...The Industry has some muscle behind it and Shockly isn't enough.
As the battles rages The Industry takes over but suddenly "DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE SO HOTT!" blasts over the P.A systems and the crowd jumps to it's feet, now in hysteria.
[Jimmy Justice] OH MY! CHRISTY CHAOS?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!
[Jonathan Steele] IT'S CHRISTY! CHRISTY IS COMING TO THE AID OF STYLE AND PRIDE!
Christy comes hurling down the ramp with Jack Michaels in her flanks. They both slide into the ring and before you know it, Derek clotheslines Edge over the top rope. Dutch grabs Christian by the tights and chucks him between the top and middle rope, Shockly floors Show over the top rope and Christy and Jack both send Khali running. Edge, Christian, Show and Khali stands on the ramp in shock as Christy and Derek both mount a turn buckle and motion for them to bring it on as Dutch and Jack stand between them and smirk. Shockly stands behind them menacingly with his arms crossed and a solemn nod and a smirk. Jack Michaels walks over and grabs the microphone...
[Jack Michaels] Ladies and gentlemen... You have just seen the arrival of the NEW future of professional wrestling. You can have your Horsemen... You can have your Corporation... But you'll never have Style and Pride!
The crowd goes bananas as Jensen is literally screaming from the walkway. Jack smiles and motions to the four behind him.
[Jack Michaels] These four superstars are the beginning of a new era of professional wrestling. From the power...
Jack motions to Shockly.
[Jack Michaels] To the fast...
Jack motions to Christy.
[Jack Michaels] From the determined...
Jack motions to Dutch.
[Jack Michaels] To the heroes.
Jack motions to Derek.
[Jack Michaels] We have evolved from the annals of the past to change the future. And one way or another... IT'S GOING TO BE A BLAST!!!
The five hold their hands high in the air as "Hey Little World" begins to play over the loudspeaker. The crowd goes ballistic as they motion for The Industry to bring it back down to the ring, but they turn tail and head to the back quickly as the screen fades with Style and Pride celebrating in the middle of the ring.
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Subject: Saturday Night's ShowDown #25: August 14th, 2010 
