Subject: Black Friday #3: November 13th, 2009 Wed Aug 10, 2022 1:12 am
Episode: #3
Date: November 13th, 2009
Venue: WVU Coliseum - Morgantown, West Virginia
Theme: "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones
Turnout: 20 RolePlays
Recovery Status: Original Resuls (Hard Drive)
RESULTS CREDIT
Luke: Miz/Lewis
Manny: Assassin/Jericho
JAY: Chaos/Woods, Tag & Segments
Abdul: Man/Tiger & Triple Threat
PRE-SHOW
MATCH ONE Chris O'Leary vs Jack Haworth Summary: Both men are ambushed and demolished by The Big Show, who shows up two weeks in a row. Result: No Contest
MATCH TWO Eddie Smooth vs D-Dawg Summary: Both men are again ambushed by The Big Show Result: No Contest
MAIN EVENT Eli Hogan vs Kurt Angle Summary: And the only dark match that was a real match. Went back and forth as Eli tried to prove himself for HHH, but in the end he suffers the Angle Slam Result: Kurt Angle via Pinfall
"Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones starts playing as we see the Black Friday opening video. After that the song keeps playing while pyro shoots off on the stage. The Camera's then pan around the crowd, while Steele & Jimmy can be heard.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " We are 16 days away from Final Battle! The WVU Coliseum is sold out here in Morgantown West Virginia as welcome you to Black Friday! "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " And another big night it shall be! "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " No doubt about that...after drawing with the EWE Champion last week....this week White Tiger takes on the International Champion Mr Man.. "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " That'll be good...no matter what.. "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " I couldn't agree more, but also our Main Event...a number One contender will be crowned...someone is going to Final Battle to face Triple H...we will determine that right here tonight! "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " That's right as Edge, Shawn Ashlocke, and Cameron Hayden meet in a Triple Threat match! "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " It's going to be big...what a night it will be! "
"BOOM" by POD hits the PA and the crowd begins booing as smoke fills the stage.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " looks like it's time for the first match! "
Chaos and Drama come through the smoke, as the crowd boos.
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " The following contest is an Extreme Rule match, scheduled for one fall...on his way to the ring, acompanied by his wife Drama...from Kansas City, Missouri...weighing in at 232 pounds...The Extreme One, JOHNNY CHAOS!! "
Chaos continues down the ramp and to the steps. Chaos gives Drama a kiss before he climbs the steps and enters the ring, Suddenly Johnny dashes and hits Jesse Woods with a spear, as the bell rings.
EXTREME RULES Johnny Chaos vs Jesse Woods
Chaos covers but Woods quickly kicks out..
//Jonathan Steele\\ " That was almost over quick. "
Johnny gets up and picks Woods up, Johnny quickly plants him with The Extreme MakeOver.
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Thanks for coming Jesse.. "
Johnny acts like he's going to cover, but he don't...he gets up and tells something to his wife Drama...she grabs a Steel folding Chair and slides it into the ring...The crowd boos as Johnny picks it up, as Woods gets up, Johnny smacks him right between the eyes!...Johnny still don't cover, he picks Woods up and deleviers a 2nd Extreme MakeOver...right on the Chair!
//Jonathan Steele\\ " The Extreme One again with The Extreme MakeOver! "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " He's dominating Steele "
Johnny still doesn't cover, he picks Woods up and tosses him over the top rope.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Now what's he up to?! Just cover him and get it over! "
Johnny rolls out of the ring, then pulls a Ladder out from under, as the crowd roars, Johnny slides it into the ring, then digs under again, pulling out a Table. Johnny sets the table up, then rolls Woods ontop. Johnny tells Drama to hold him there, and she does, while Johnny rolls into the ring, then sets up the ladder.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " What the hell is he doing? "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " I think he's gonna fly Steele "
Johnny climbs to the top of the ladder and looks down, seeing Drama still holding Woods on the table outside the ring, Johnny smiles then leaps off with The Extreme Splash....at the last moment Drama moves out of the way, as Johnny lands on Woods, crashing through the table!
//Jonathan Steele\\ " My god! "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Hell yeah baby! "
Johnny covers as the ref slides out and makes the count...1...2...3!
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " Here is your winner, JOHNNY CHAOS!! "
"BOOM" by POD hits the PA as Drama and the ref raises Johnny's hands...Johnny and Drama start up the ramp while a emts check on Woods.
The camera's switch backstage, where we see Micheal Jensen in his office. He's messing with papers, then suddenly
CHA CHA CHA...AH AH AH
Jensen looks up confused...he just shakes his head and goes back to work.
CHA CHA CHA...AH AH AH
Jensen once again looks up.
//Michael Jensen\\ " Hello? "
Jensen shakes his head and goes back to work.
//Jimmy Justice\\ " What the hell is going on? "
Suddenly there's a loud thud outside Jensen's office as he quickly looks up. Jensen gets up and walks towards the door.
//Michael Jensen\\ " I swear if this is Dean or Hunter.. "
Jensen opens the door and walks out of his office...he looks to the left down the hall seeing noone...he turns around and looks the opposite way, still noone..
//Michael Jensen\\ " Whatever I aint got time for this.. "
Jensen turns back to his office, and stops dead in his tracks...as the camera quickly takes a look what he sees...a man is standing in front of his desk...it's...this cant be right..
//Jonathan Steele\\ " What the hell...this can't be..he's not real... "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Oh my God, it's Jason Vorees!!! "
//Michael Jensen\\ " Did Dean and Hunter put you up to this?...trying to scare me...it's not going to work.. "
Jason raises up a Machette and tilts his head as he looks at it..
//Michael Jensen\\ " That actually....looks....real.. "
Jason takes a step towards Jensen, and one step is all it took before Jensen took off.
//Michael Jensen\\ " Oh Shi.. "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " I can't believe this! "
Jensen races off down the hall as the scene fades..
The camera's return from break, as we see Derek Daniels on the phone, which the crowd immediately cheers.
//Derek Daniels\\ " Yes, Mr Jensen is very excitted to sign you.. "
Derek pauses as the other person speaks.
//Derek Daniels\\ " Oh really, so you'll be here next week? "
Again Derek waits for the other person to speak, then he smiles.
//Derek Daniels\\ " That's good news, I guess we'll see you then.. "
Derek hangs up the phone as he walks out of his office, he gets no more then two feet before he's hit from behind by a man in a mask!
//Jonathan Steele\\ " What the hell is this?! "
The masked man continues to stomp at Derek several times before giving one final hard kick to the stomache, then spitting on Derek before he walks away.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Who the hell was that? "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Beats me, but our Chief of Staff got pwned.. "
Miz is already in the ring as the camera's return to ringside. "Smart Went Crazy" by Atmosphere hits as the crowd cheers, and out steps Lewis as the crowd gets even louder.
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " And his opponent..from Minneapolis Minnesota...weighing in at 209 pounds...SEAN LEWIS!! "
Lewis continues down the ramp to a standing ovation as he climbs the steps and enters the ring..
STANDARD MATCH The Miz vs Sean Lewis
The bell sounds, signalling the start of the match. The Miz, who of past weeks has hardly been on top form is still talking the trash that he was in his entrance, Lewis walks to him and the pair stand face to face, both men are talking.
//Jimmy Justice\\ "Look at that idiot Lewis, talking trash."
//Jonathan Steele\\ "Seriously, do you watch the matches here?"
//Jimmy Justice\\ "No, I'm playing snakes and ladders... Rikku recommended it."
Lewis suddenly nails a right hand to the side of Mizanin's head, and then another, and another, Miz staggers back grabbing the ropes and trying to push Sean away but Lewis grabs a leg and spins him out with a leg drag, Lewis gets up with Miz's leg still in hand and drops an elbow right into the thigh muscle, Sean gets up still with the leg in hand and repeats the process.
//Jimmy Justice\\ "Low blow?!!"
Jimmy's shrill shriek is pointless as it's no where near, Lewis gets to his feet again and steps over the leg of Miz, jumping up and bringing his weight down over the knee. He then drags Miz to the rope and places his leg on the bottom rope, quickly grabbing the ropes Sean springs into the air and drops a knee right into the thigh, where the elbows had been placed.
//Jonathan Steele\\ "I dunno what Miz said to Sean but he's gotta be regretting that now."
Sean grabs Miz by the hair and tugs him to his feet, he launches him off to the ropes and with a limp Miz comes back, right into a dropkick! Sean quickly pins but only gets a one and a half before Miz rolls his shoulder up, Sean gets up and backs off onto the corner, as Miz struggled to get up Sean runs and plants a running knee to the face, the fans roar as he spins and hooks the leg again, this time a two count.
//Jonathan Steele\\ "Miz has not been in this at all..."
//Jimmy Justice\\ "Well, what you do you expect? You heard him earlier, Maryse hasn't shown up, her cell is off, he shouldn't even have to wrestle!"
Sean grabs Miz and hits a few rights as he remains on the mat, he then pulls his opponent to his feet and sends him into the corner, charging in Lewis springs into the air but Miz out of the way, he turns around and is flattened by another dropkick!
//Jonathan Steele\\ "What balance and agility from Slug!"
Miz rolls over to the side of the ring and uses the ropes to drag himself up, Lewis walks in but Miz tells him to stop and starts holding his throat, the ref comes across to check on Miz.
//Jimmy Justice\\ "Lewis is a cheat, low blows and now he's hit the man in the throat."
Lewis stands back watching on, suddenly Miz pushes the ref back into Lewis and then runs in grabbing Lewis as he turns away from the impact, Miz grabs the full nelson and looks for his finisher The skull crushing finale but Lewis quickly spins through and lands with a victory roll style pin 1...2... Miz just gets out!
//Jonathan Steele\\ "The miz tried his luck and it failed, the only thing Miz got lucky with was the ref was still dazed from the shove and didn't manager to count straight away."
Lewis turns around as The Miz gets to his feet, Miz walks towards Lewis, and right into a huge superkick!
//Jimmy Justice\\ "ooooh!"
Justice's reaction is mirrored by the fans as Miz staggers back bouncing into the ropes and then staggering into a kick in the gut, Lewis then grabs the head of the Miz and places it between his legs, signalling for the Gloria, the fans cheer.
//Jonathan Steele\\ "Here we go!"
Lewis sets to the Miz up by lifting him vertically so that Miz's legs back back over Lewis' shoulders and then stopping through so both his feet are holding the arms of Miz back, so he can't protect his feet, he looks around and then plants the gloria, rolling over and in the same position and getting a three count.
//Jonathan Steele\\ "Slug wins it."
Lewis stands up a grin crossing his face as the ref raises his arm, "Smart Went Crazy" is heard again.
//Jennifer Sparks\\ "The winner of this match, Sean Lewis!"
Lewis walks to the corner and climbs the ropes, slapping his chest and then raising his arms.
//Jimmy Justice\\ "What balls, what a cheat."
//Jonathan Steele\\ "Give it a rest, Jimmy."
The scene fades off backstage where we see Jensen walking at a fast pace down the hall. He finally stops when he reaches a water cooler. Jensen looks behind him and sees that noone is there. He sighs with relief.
//Michael Jensen\\ " It's all in your head man...never shoulda watched that Friday the 13th Marathon.. "
Jensen grabs a paper cup and gets some water out of the cooler. As he takes a drink...he quickly spits it out, we quickly look and once again see Jason.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " You gotta be kidding me."
//Jimmy Justice\\ " I always thought he was a fictional character...man this sucks! "
Jensen puts his hands up pleading..
//Michael Jensen\\ " Come on, let's talk about this.. "
Jason swings the Machette...Jensen quickly ducks, as Jason knocks over the Water Cooler. Jensen runs off as Jason looks off the screen after him.
We come back from the commercial to see pyro shoot out from the bottom of the stage and "Break the Walls Down" plays over the p/a system. At that point, Chris Jericho walked out from the backstage area, his smug look as he always has.
//Jennifer Sparks\\: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Manhasset, New York, weighing at 226 lbs., CHRIS JERICHOOOO!"
Jericho just kept walking down the ramp, completely ignoring the fans as always, before heading up the steel steps and into the ring.
//Jonathan Steele\\: "You know, Chris Jericho looks extra motivated tonight, but he does have a tough task at hand."
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Tough task? This is Chris Jericho! There's no such thing as a tough task, and I have no doubts he is going to dominate this match."
As Chris Jericho got settled in the ring, the music would then change to "Destroy & Dominate" by Chimaira. That's when we saw Assassin come out from the back, to a pretty big ovation from the crowd in the WVU Coliseum.
//Jennifer Sparks\\: "And his opponents, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 265 lbs., please welcome... ASSASSIN!"
//Jonathan Steele\\: "After a few weeks of set backs, it looks like Assassin is back in the drivers seat, but this is a tough match."
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Assassin just doesn't have it anymore. You and I both know that, but I'm the only one who actually says it!"
Assassin would finally make his way to the ring. He'd stand opposite to Chris Jericho, as he posed to the fans and tried to get them behind him right away. At that point, Chris Jericho stepped over, to which the referee went to hold Jericho back. At that point, Assassin go the attention of Chris Jericho and just waited for the bell.
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Jericho can't wait to slap around Assassin!"
STANDARD MATCH Assassin vs Chris Jericho
As the bell rang, Chris Jericho was able to step back past the referee, getting in Assassin's face, trash talking him and calling him a loser. After what seems to be forever in terms of trash talking, Assassin seems to have enough when he slaps the taste out of Jericho's mouth!
//Jonathan Steele\\: "Looks like Assassin's doing the slapping!"
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Oh, shut up Steele!"
At that point, Assassin went at Chris Jericho with a flurry of strikes, kicking and placing forearms on the face of Jericho. When Assassin had Jericho in the ropes, the referee had to pull Assassin back, after doing the four count and having pity at five. Finally dispatching the referee, Assassin gets past him, goes to grab Jericho by the head, but instead, gets a kick right to his knee cap!
//Jimmy Justice\\: "There you go Jericho! See, there's that wily veteran I've been telling you about!"
At that point, Y2J begins to stomp at the knee, trying to find a way to keep the bigger man off of his feet. After stomping it to death, Assassin himself would wind up to the ropes, causing the referee to get on Jericho's back.
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Assassin's obviously afraid of Chris Jericho, otherwise he wouldn't be in the ropes!"
//Jonathan Steele\\: "Are you kidding me? Jericho was just at the ropes earlier!"
Assassin was now on his feet, and when Jericho came at him, he would use his arms to push him away, before running at him with a clothesline! After hitting the clothesline, Assassin would wait as the former Y2J got up, hit him in the gut with a boot and went for a DDT! And as quick as possible, Assassin went for the pin of 1, 2---
//Jonathan Steele\\: "Jericho kicked out! He is so lucky right now!"
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Lucky? No, Jericho's great in the ring! He deserves a championship, quick!"
Accepting the count for what it was, Assassin went behind Jericho and locked on a strange looking abdominal stretch. He would have Chris Jericho sitting down, and would be behind him, and would multiply the pressure by flooring him, staying behind him and synching in the hold deeper than it should ever be.
//Jonathan Steele\\: "Good work by Assassin, using this modified abdominal stretch on Chris Jericho."
After keeping the move in for a little bit, Jericho was beginning to get desperate. After taking some time to jockey for position, Chris Jericho got onto his knees, and as was there, he'd rain strikes of his free left hand to the head of Assassin. Failing to capitalize on them, Jericho got to his feet long enough to kick Assassin on his knee cap again! A tired Jericho sat back as Assassin stretched it out, before running in front of him and clipping the knee!
//Jimmy Justice\\: "There you go Chris, use what brought you to the dance!"
Clipping the knee, Chris Jericho then grabbed at Assassin's ankle as he was clutching his knee, and lifted it up as high as Jericho could, before violently throwing Assassin's knee back to the mat, making a huge thump on the mat. He'd continue this assault on Assassin's knee about 3 times before going off to taunt the fans.
//Jonathan Steele\\: "Very good strategy on the mind from Chris Jericho."
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Good!? Now Steele, it's great strategy. Jericho knows a bigger Assassin has no chance of winning without his legs. Brilliant, Jericho!"
Jericho then signaled for his patented finish move, going at Assassin’s leg and picking at them, looking to turn Assassin to his stomach. However, before Jericho could look on the walls of Jericho, Assassin's leg strength pulled Jericho in, and would begin to pound away at Jericho's face. After finally getting enough punches in, Assassin got one leg out, and used it to push Chris Jericho as far away as possible!
//Jonathan Steele\\: "Assassin's fighting back though, Jimmy!"
Assassin, taking just a little bit to shake his knee out, got up, limping a little as he ran at Jericho, catching him with a clothesline, then sweeping his legs out from under him, hitting an STO, knocking Jericho's head right in the mat! Assassin took this opportunity once again to clear his knee up, as he sat near the ropes.
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Assassin's faking that injury. He should be disqualified for it!"
//Jonathan Steele\\: "I thought Jericho could defeat him?"
After no answer from the bickering partners, Assassin would begin to get up, and as Jericho ran at him, obviously not much hurt after the push, Assassin was able to catch him in a belly to belly position, before throwing Chris Jericho overhead, from the inside of the ring, causing a crash landing on the outside of the ring! The fans would go crazy from that move!
//Jonathan Steele\\: "Great counter from Assassin! He was able to use Jericho's own momentum against him and threw Jericho right outside!"
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Assassin needs to be disqualified! Chris Jericho really hurt himself from the hands of that monster!"
The referee checking on Chris Jericho, Assassin went to the outside, and once the ref was done, he lifted Jericho back up. He'd take Jericho over to the barricade, and lifts him up with his arms, only to drop Jericho face first on top of it. Whipping Chris into the barricade, Assassin took some time to gloat with the fans, who were still buzzing from the belly-to-belly suplex earlier. Finally, he'd go after Jericho again, running full blast, at the last moment, Jericho moved, and Assassin hit the steps knee first!
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Just what he gets for trying to kill Chris Jericho!"
//Jonathan Steele\\: "Assassin's knee just hit the steel steps, and the referee's gone over to check on him! The count is at 3, what is going to happen?"
Chris Jericho was in the ring already, as the referee checked on Assassin, checking his knees. After taking a while, getting back into the ring, the referee resumed his count at 4. At this point the fans begin to get antsy. 5.... 6.... Assassin would be getting up, crawling to the apron, and just as he got, slipped back down. 7..... 8..... Assassin looked as if he was losing the match 9.... At the lost moment, however, Assassin rolled right back into the ring, stopping the count dead at 9!
//Jonathan Steele\\: "Assassin has luck on his side tonight, but his knee's in horrible shape!"
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Obviously, Jericho's been beating the crap out of it."
Again, Chris Jericho went to Assassin, but once again, Assassin was near the ropes, laying on the apron after getting in the ring. When Assassin finally got back up, standing on the apron, Jericho ran at him full blast, but got stopped by a forearm shot by Assassin!
//Jonathan Steele\\: "After escaping near defeat, and banged up knees, Assassin is still fighting! I respect Assassin much more today than I have in a long while."
With Jericho reeling, Assassin took this opportunity to rest his knee up, before going to step in. However, once he stepped into the ring with one foot, and the other still on the apron, Jericho was able to come back up and kicked it once again! Assassin bent down to hold his knee, but now his legs were caught up on the middle ropes. Chris Jericho took the moment to jump and hit a Codebreaker as Assassin was in a hangman position on the ropes!
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Codebreaker! Codebreaker! Codebreaker! It just came out of nowhere!"
Chris Jericho then was able to pull Assassin from his heap near the ropes, closer to the middle, before getting into a pinning position, hooking the legs with his arm and legs, as the referee counted 1... 2... 3!
//Jennifer Sparks\\: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, Chris.... JERICHO!
Chris Jericho would get up and raise his hands up, looking down at the fallen Assassin with a smirk, going through hell to get the win.
//Jonathan Steele\\: "I'll give the devil his due, he did it, he outsmarted Assassin and really wrecked his knee, but he did it."
//Jimmy Justice\\: "Well, Jericho's gonna need some momentum, next week's a big week for him."
//Jonathan Steele\\: "What do you mean, Jimmy?"
//Jimmy Justice\\: "You'll see later Steele."
Chris Jericho continued to celebrate his win over Assassin, leaving the ring, as we went backstage. We see Christy Chaos and Brooke McGuire backstage chatting, as the crowd cheers...that is until Jensen walks up to them, seeming out of breathe.
//Christy Chaos\\: " Are you okay boss? "
//Brooke McGuire\\: " You sound tired.. "
//Michael Jensen\\ " That's cause I been running from a freak all night.. "
//Christy Chaos\\: " Huh? "
CHA CHA CHA...AH AH AH
Jensen jumps and looks around..
//Michael Jensen\\ " See that right there.. "
//Brooke McGuire\\: " What are you talking about? "
//Michael Jensen\\ " You didn't hear that? "
//Brooke McGuire\\: " Hear what? "
CHA CHA CHA...AH AH AH
//Michael Jensen\\ " That! "
//Christy Chaos\\: " Are you high? "
//Michael Jensen\\ " No I'm not high!...look, right there! "
Jensen points as the two Diva's look to see nothing, they turn back to see Jensen running the other way..
//Brooke McGuire\\: " And we thought Vince was a whacko "
The camera's are backstage again as we see Jensen scrambling the halls again.
//Michael Jensen\\ " I gotta find help... "
Jensen finds a lockerroom that reads "Randy Orton" as the crowd boos. Jensen enters and who he finds isn't the Viper...instead it's the Crystal Lake Killer..as the crowd cheers. Jensen freaks out and runs back out of the lockerroom...where we now see Randy Orton..
//Michael Jensen\\ " Oh Randy...how glad I am to see you.. "
//Randy Orton\\ " What was you doing in my lockerroom? "
//Michael Jensen\\ " I was looking for you.. "
//Randy Orton\\ " What for? "
//Michael Jensen\\ " You won't believe me.. "
//Randy Orton\\ " Come into my lockerroom so we can get comfortable to talk about this.. "
//Michael Jensen\\ " No don't go in there! "
Jensen tries to stop Orton from entering but he's too late, Orton opens the door...but there's noone there..
//Randy Orton\\ " Why? "
//Michael Jensen\\ " That's impossible! "
Jensen runs off, while Orton looks confused.
ARE YOU READY?
The crowd cheers as the DX song continues to play...til it hits
BREAK IT DOWN!
then "Hey Man, Nice Shot" by Filter starts playing and the crowd cheers as Dean comes out on stage.
//Jennifer Sparks\\: " The following Tag Team contest is scheduled for One fall!...on his way to the ring...from Lawrence Kansas...weighing in at 250 Pounds...The Dean of Mean, DEAN WINCHESTER!!! "
The crowd cheers as Dean continues down the ramp, he stops at the end of the ramp though as suddenly
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME!
The crowd explodes as HHH walks through the curtains, EWE Championship around his waist..
//Jennifer Sparks\\: " His partner...from Greenwich Conecticutt...weighing in at 255 pounds..he is the EWE Heavyweight Champion...The Game, TRIPLE!! H!!! "
The crowd continues to cheer as HHH walks down the ramp, pouring a bottle of water on his head. Dean climbs into the ring, as HHH takes a dring of water and tosses the bottle into the crowd. HHH walks up the steps then to the apron, where he spits the water straight into the air, then forward into the camera. HHH enters the ring and climbs a turnbukle where he raises up the EWE Championship. HHH hands the belt to the ref, who hands it to the time keeper, the ref then hands HHH a mic as the music fades.
//Triple H\\: " Folks...calm down for a second...my partner here tonight...he has a question for ya.. "
Dean takes the mic and smiles..
//Dean Winchester\\: " WVU...Are you Ready? "
The crowd cheers as Dean hands the mic back to HHH.
//Triple H\\: " NO!!!..come on now...HE SAID! "
HHH climbs the turnbukle..
//Triple H\\: " ARE YOU READY?!!! "
The crowd explodes as HHH returns to the center and looks down.
//Triple H\\: " Then.. "
HHH points to the crowd.
//Triple H\\: " For the Thousands in attendence.. "
HHH then points to the camera.
//Triple H\\: " For the Millions watching at home.. "
HHH looks up..
//Triple H\\: " And for Randy Orton.. "
The crowd instantly boos the mere mention of Orton's name..HHH nods and puts a hand up.
//Triple H\\: " I know I know...but see...Randy Orton is now the special guest referee for my title match at Final Battle...but I'd like to remind him, that if he thinks for one second...he is costing me out of a championship I worked so hard for...well he can..... "
HHH looks back down
//Triple H\\: " LLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IT!!! "
The crowd explodes, then HHH hands the mic over to Dean, who again smiles, this is all surreal to him.
//Dean Winchester\\: " And playing the part of the still susspended Shawn Michaels...because Jensen is a douche...I'd just like to remind you, that if you're not down with that...we only got two words for ya.. "
Dean holds up the mic while HHH does the crotch chop and the crowd screams "Suck It!". Dean hands the mic back to Jennifer as Cult of Personality by Living Coulor hits over the PA system, the crowd instantly boos as the three Kings step out on stage.
//Jennifer Sparks\\: " And their opponents...accompanied by Lacey King...from Dallas Texas...at a combined weight of 573 pounds...Michael and Scott King...The Evolution of Wrestling!! "
The crowd continues to boo as the Kings continue down the ramp. Lacey sticks to the outside as Michael and Scott enter.
TAG TEAM MATCH Evolution of Wrestling vs Triple H & Dean Winchester Scott and Triple H begin the match...they go back and forth for awhile, until HHH starts to take momentum, he tags in Dean and Dean keeps the momentum flowing their way. After a simple distraction from Lacey, Dean can't help but stare, and soon The King brothers take advantage and the momentum shifts. EOW keeps Dean isolated for several minutes. After about 6 minutes of being isolated, Dean is finally able to tag HHH back in. The Game comes in fired up and starts cleaning house, while the crowd roars him on. HHH eventually catches them both with back to back Double A Spinebusters, HHH then gives Scott the Pedigree as the crowd roars. HHH doesnt cover though, instead he tags in Dean. HHH clotheslines Michael out of the ring, while Dean makes the cover.
//Jennifer Sparks\\: " Here are your winners...Dean Winchester...and the EWE Champion...TRIPLE H!!! "
"Break It Down" hits again while HHH & Dean celebrate...as they start heading up the ramp though, their music is replaced with "Remember the name" by Fort Minor as the crowd boos. Jensen comes walking out mic in hand..
//Michael Jensen\\ " I know one of you two is behind this! "
HHH and Dean look at eachother confused..
//Michael Jensen\\ " One of you is doing this..and I'm ordering you to make them leave! "
HHH and Dean still seem confused...suddenly..through the PA speakers..
CHA CHA CHA...AH AH AH
Jensen shrivers up as he slowly turns around...seeing Jason standing by the curtains...Jensen quickly looks back to HHH and Dean..
//Michael Jensen\\ " Make him leave! "
HHH and Dean both look around Jensen...then back to eachother confused...Jensen looks back at the stage to see Jason is gone..
//Michael Jensen\\ " He was there...I swear! "
HHH & Dean shake their heads as they walk past Jensen to the backstage..
To Be Continued
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Subject: Re: Black Friday #3: November 13th, 2009 Wed Aug 10, 2022 1:17 am
Episode: #3
Date: November 13th, 2009
Venue: WVU Coliseum - Morgantown, West Virginia
Theme: "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones
Turnout: 20 RolePlays
Recovery Status: Original Resuls (Hard Drive)
RESULTS CREDIT
Luke: Miz/Lewis
Manny: Assassin/Jericho
JAY: Chaos/Woods, Tag & Segments
Abdul: Man/Tiger & Triple Threat
"Enemy" by Godsmack echoes around the arena as Mr Man comes buzzing out to a chorus of boos
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " The following contest is a NON-Title match scheduled for one fall! From Miami Florida weighing in at 235 pounds, the EWE International Champion...MR MAN! "
Suddenly the lights dim, and the crowd gets ampted up.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
The Crowd cheers
YOU'RE IN MY JUNGLE BABY
The crowd cheers some more as Mr Man stating that he played donkey kong, was the true king of the jungle
AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses continues to play and the crowd EXPLODES when White Tiger steps out on stage. White Tiger rushes in the ring, posing on all four turnbuckles
NON-TITLE MATCH Mr Man[c] vs White Tiger Mr Man and White Tiger tussled early on as if they were making passionate love to one another. What it actually was however was a great testament to their strength, as each man was unable to outwit each other. Manny then found a loophole, by way of a sneaky kick to Tigers crown jewels. Tiger was winded through Manny temporarily crippling his kebab, so he took advantage of the situation by landing one amigo, then two amigo, and then three, but for copyright purpose and because of what it says on his profile page, we'll call it a triple vertical. Manny tried to go for a cover, but Tiger wasnt that wasted as he was easily able to get a shoulder up after one. Tiger then jumped back up, as Manny charged at him for a hurricana attempt, but Tiger flung himself at Manny before he could leap in the air with a devastating short arm clothesline. Tiger looked to make quick work of Mr Man, as he gripped his neck into half a dragon sleeper, but Manny sensing danger, jackie chand himself out of harms way with a wonderful floored roundhouse kick, something completly out of the blue and not in his arsenal of moves. That caught White Tiger by surprise, but it did not qwell him, as Tiger sent Manny into la la land with a tilt-a-whirl bodyslam. Manny brought himself back to his feet in a daze, Tiger was ready to annihiliate Manny, as he prepared to lift him up for a Payne Killer, Manny however was playing possum, as he slided off Tigers back, kicked him in the gut, and quickly flipped him up for a Future Shock. Mr Man didn't stop the onslaught there, as he locked Tiger into a Wave of the Future. Tiger screamed in agony, as he tried to crawl over to the ropes. Mr Man saw what Tiger was trying to do, so he rolled back into the center of the ring. Tiger was struggling in pain, the ref asked him if he wanted to give up, but Tiger detested. Mr Man smiled, knewing it was only a matter of time before Tiger was gonna tap, but White Tiger pulled another trick out of the hat, as he reversed the Wave of Future into a Tiger Snare. The crowd got excited, Manny was in trouble, he had nowhere to go, and Tiger had him held in firmly. The ref checked to see if Man wanted to give up, but Manny valiantly refused to submit. He began fading out, as the ref checked him once, twice, thr.. The ref was suddenly triped, and knocked down for a moment. White Tiger got up to check where the ref was, and turned around straight into a STEEL CHAIR by Chris Jericho! The crowd looked shocked, Mr Man got up groggy as hell, he looked down at the fallen Tiger and saw Jericho, he smiled at what Jericho done, he went to high five him, but instead he got floored by a Chair Shot by Jericho aswell. The crowd got confused, as the ref revived himself, to see both Mr Man and White Tiger knocked out on the floor, and Jericho with a chair in hand, he called the bell
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Chris Jerichos interference, the referee has ruled this match as Double Disqualification, thus this match ends in a DRAW! "
The crowd boo'd the decision, they wanted to see a winner, a fan attempted to throw a tomato at Jericho, but Jericho caught it in mid-air, and ate it there and then.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Chris Jericho getting one of his five a day "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " That's a clear message there for you kids, make sure you eat your fruits and vegetables, what a guy "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " But why did Chris Jericho attack both Mr Man, and White Tiger, thats what I want to know? "
We come backstage again, this time we see White Tiger back in his lockerroom which the crowd cheers, suddenly Lewis enters the room...getting even more cheers.
//Sean Lewis\\ " Tough night eh? "
//White Tiger\\ " Two in a row...how is that possible?...and what the hell was Chris thinking? "
//Sean Lewis\\ " I can't speak for Chris...but these draws sure ain't helping you on your mission...the same mission as me, the race to 100 wins.. "
//White Tiger\\ " I think it's safe to say you'll get this...you have 3 left...I still have 13.. "
//Sean Lewis\\ " Well I can help you get one more step closer.. "
//White Tiger\\ " How? "
//Sean Lewis\\ " We're teaming next week.. "
//White Tiger\\ " That sounds interesting...a tag match together...before the big one at Final Battle...who we facing? "
//Sean Lewis\\ " Well that's the tough one... "
//White Tiger\\ " Spit it out "
//Sean Lewis\\ " The Diva's of Destruction "
The crowd explodes in the background as Sean and Jeff smile..
//White Tiger\\ " Wow...This is gonna be good.. "
//Sean Lewis\\ " Ye...hey wait...did you just steal my line? "
//White Tiger\\ " I don't know what you're talking about.. "
Tiger walks out as Sean shakes his head..
The camera's switch to the parking lot, where we see Jensen...and then we see Trixy..
//Trixy\\ " Hey Michael...I know it's been a rough night but.. "
//Michael Jensen\\ " Just leave me alone...I'm out of here.. "
Jensen climbs into his limo and it drives away, as Trixy drops her head..that's when she's approached by Dean Winchester..as the crowd cheers..
//Dean Winchester\\: " What's going on? "
//Trixy\\ " I was just trying to get a few words from Jensen...see if he's doing ok tonight...but he left.. "
//Dean Winchester\\: " That sucks...well hey...here's a Suvineer "
Dean hands Trixy a Hockey mask as the crowd cheers, she looks up at him shocked, as he smiles and winks.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Wow...it was Dean this whole time...can you believe that? "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " I'm not surprised...everything is a joke to that moron.. "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " But what about during his match..who was it then? "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " who cares? "
Suddenly "Begining of the End" by Spineshank hits over the PA System.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " In any event, you're now listening to the official theme song for Final Battle..Finall Battle is only 16 days away on Pay Per View.. "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " And what a show it's shaping up to be Steele.. "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " No doubt about it...One match particular...Eighteen's Final match.. " //Jonathan Steele\\ " Android #18 vs Current International Champion Mr Man....a rematch from The 2008 Royal Rumble and Last Stand.. "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " And like you said it's Eighteen's last match, so this is Manny's last shot at beating her.. "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " That's exactly right, but that's not the only big match.. " //Jonathan Steele\\ " White Tiger...Sean Lewis...As Sean would say, This is most definately gonna be good.. "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Sean wouldn't say it like that, douche...but it will definately be big...Both these men are in the race for first to have 100 wins here in EWE..a race Lewis is clearly going to win.. "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " That's probably true..but it will still be big....just like the EWE Championship...we don't know who Triple H's Challenger will be yet...but we do know that Randy Orton will be the special guest referee...and I smell a snake.. "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " I disagree...I bet Randy will call it right down the middle.. "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " I doubt that...but folks Final Battle...it's 16 days away..and only on Pay Per View! "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " But up next...we found out who will meet Triple H there.. "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " That's right...the Triple Threat #1 contenders match...who will Play the Game at Final Battle?...Find out Next! "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " We just saw one hellacious fight between Mr Man and White Tiger "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " And for the second week in a row, White Tiger has been involved in a draw. "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " But up next, these three men are going to make hell look like a vacation in comparison "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " That's right, it's time to find out who's going to face Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship at Final Battle "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " A story between three men, which started at the King of Xtreme "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Hayden and Ashlocke ofcourse have a storied history, but when it comes to duel, its every man for himself. Edge is the wildcard "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " So who you rooting for? "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Shawn Ashlocke baby, the whole way "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Nahh man, it's all about Cameron Hayden "
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " I fancy Edge's chance, isn't he such a dream? "
Jimmy and Jonathan look at each other, wondering what the f**k Jennifer is doing on commentary.
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " The following contest is a Triple Threat Match set for one fall, with no countouts or disqualification, where the first person to gain pinfall or submission, will be declared the winner, and earn a shot at the EWE World Heavyweight Champion at Final Battle! "
The lights then flicker on and off, as the guitar rifts of "Metalingus" by Alterbridge start up, before white smoke surronds the entrance area, allowing Edge to walk through, more pumped up than he's ever been before, with a look of menace on his face as he slanders towards the ring
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 250 pounds.. He is The Rated R Superstar.. EDGE! "
Jennifer looks seductively at Edge. A demonic earry blare surronds the arena, sending little kids crying and running away in fear. The heavy metal beat of "King Nothing" by Metallica echoes then covers the WVU Colliseum, as Cameron Hayden walks out through the curtain, looking as smug as ever, to a huge chorus of boos
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " The opponents, first hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 209 pounds.. CAMERON HAYDEN! "
A inspiring orchestra percussion mashed with a hard rock background begins thumping on the speakers, as an instrumental version of "7 Days To The Wolves" by Nightwish goes around. Shawn Ashlocke hops out from the curtain to a mixed reaction. He walks confidently down the ramp, with his eyes locked firmly on both Edge and Hayden in the ring
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " Finally, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds.. SHAWN ASHLOCKE "
The three men stare at each other vigorously, as the ref checks them all out. Once hes satisfied they're all clean, he signals for the bell
TRIPLE THREAT #1 CONTENDERS MATCH Shawn Ashlocke vs Cameron Hayden vs Edge
They continue to stare at each. Hayden and Ashlocke then walk up and have a face down. Edge smiles from his corner. He slowly sneaks up to them, but before he can get in an offensive Hayden and Ashlocke charge at him for a double clothesline
//Jonathan Steele\\ " How does that not suprise me "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " What did you expect, a tea party? "
Edge then gets back up, pissed off, running towards them again, but this time he gets a knee to the face by Hayden, followed by a shining wizard by Ashlocke. Ashlocke and Hayden then lock up for a tug of war, but neither is able to get the upperhand.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Are we going to see a case of stalemate "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Inside the ring these two know each other so well. It's going to be a case of whatever you can do, I can do better "
Hayden goes straight to an all out brawl, throwing hard lefts and rights to Ashlocke. Hayden then hits a swinging neckbreaker, followed by an acrobatic 450 splash, but he missed the landing as Ashlocke rolls out of the way. Ashlocke then yanks Hayden up dazed from mishitting the 450, and begins hitting a variety of DDTs on him, wearing down his head strength.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Ashlocke is dazing the sh*t out of Hayden, with an array of DDT manuevers "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " His technical prowess is second to none, one of the best "
Edge then comes alive once again rushing in and almost knocking Ashlockes head off with a running big boot. Ashlocke then quickly staggers to his feet, as Edge hits a falling reverse DDT. But Ashlocke still manages to swiftly revive himself, so Edge lifts Ashlocke up venomously, holding him on his shoulders, before walking back, and then smashing him down for a sick electric chair
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Edge just went into cruise control "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " When hes on it, theres not much that can stop him "
Hayden goes for a pele kick, but Edge grabs him in mid-air, for a flapjack, but Hayden counters into a punch to the gut, followed by a inverted DDT. He goes for a cover as the ref counts to 2, but Edge gets a shoulder up. He then wraps his hands around Hayden throat, locking him in a camel clutch
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Edge taking it to another level with sand violence "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Come on now Steele, you know better than to be making lewd comments like that "
Hayden slugs to the ropes, escaping the hold. Edge frustrated then gets up, walking straight into a Straight Jacket by Ashlocke. He goes for the cover and would have gotten a 3 count, but Hayden kicks his face at 2 and a half. He then attempts to lock Ashlocke into a Inverted Texas Cloverleaf, but Ashlocke tangles out instantly, slapping Hayden in the face. Both of them get up, as they have a heated face to face, before Hayden attempts to hit The Contraception, only for Ashlocke to counter out and hit a flying wheel kick, going for the cover as the ref counts 1..2..3?NO!
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Hayden gets a foot on the ropes, just in the nick of time "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Alot of quick hits, twists and turn, this match is open, its anybodys game "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Only one can get that shot at Triple H though "
Edge gets up once again fuming. He gets out of the ring, and rolls underneath the mat
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Where is Edge going? "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Looks like hes tucking his tail and hiding, and I don't blame him "
Ashlocke smacks Hayden hard on the chin with a european uppercut. He then runs off the ropes for a clothesline, but Hayden ducks, so Ashlocke tries to cleverly reverse Hayden counter with a superkick, but Hayden has his number again, as he dodges that, and quickly grips Ashlocke waist, and flips his forward for a devastating Great Dissapointment!
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Jesus Christ, thats light outs for Mr Ashlocke, Hayden has this one in the bag "
Hayden goes to cover Ashlocke, but hes grabbed out of the ring by Edge, who throws him violently into the ring post. Edge then lifts up what appears to be a flower watering pot
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Why does Edge have a flower pot "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " I dunno Steele, maybe he likes gardening "
Edge then drags Hayden off the floor and chucks him in the ring with a knocked out Ashlocke. He then walks over to Ashlocke cockily, kicking him a few times. His arrogance comes back to bite him on the ass though, as Ashlocke was playing possum, dragging Edge down into The Contraception
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Are you serious, Shawn Ashlocke is using Cameron Haydens finisher! "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Impossible is nothing "
Edge is getting spaced out very quickly. He desperately tries to reach for the ropes but is too far. The only thing remotely close to him is the flower watering pot. Ashlocke tightens the hold further, so in a last gasp desparation move, he manages to grab the pot, and flick some of the water inside of it to Ashlockes face. Ashlocke screams, letting go of the hold, and covering his eyes grunting in considerable pain. He removes his hand off his eyes for a moment, as they appear severly red
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Holy cow, Ashlockes eyes are mash up "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Whatever is in that flowering pot, it isnt water "
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Is it just me, or do you smell cooking oil? "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " NO WAY!!!!!!!!! "
Jimmy and Jonathans eyes light up, they look into the ring, as Edge has an evil smirk on his face. Hayden gets up charging at Edge for a Spear, but Edge leapfrogs him as he comes towards him, sending Hayden flying straight into the ringpost, hurting his shoulder. Hayden then slowly gets himself out of the corner, only turn around straight into a proper SPEAR!
//Jonathan Steele\\ " Edge connects "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Good night Mr Hayden "
Edge goes to cover for an assured three count, but just as the ref is about to count to 3, Ashlocke emerges from the floor in Undertaker like fashion, stamping on Edges head just in time to break the pinfall. Ashlocke still in pain from the cooking oil, is unaware of his surrondings. But off pure instinct he manages to kick Edge in the gut and lift him up on his shoulders setting Edge up for an Ashes to Ashes.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " How on the earth is Shawn Ashlocke able to do this "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Even when blind, he's a dangerous man "
Ashlocke then goes to slam Edges head down to finish him off. However right at the last second, Edge manages to flip himself out, and catch Ashlockes head for a thunderous EDGECUTION, sending Ashlocke crashing down ontop of Hayden.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " What a brilliant counter! "
Edge topples on both Hayden and Ashlocke. exhuasted, as the ref counts 1..2..3!
The crowd cheer as "Metalingus" by Alterbridge pumps around the arena.
//Jennifer Sparks\\ " Here is your winner of the match, and the Number #1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at Final Battle.. The Rated R superstar.. EDGE!! "
The cheers quickly change into boos, with Edge smiling as the ref raises his hand in victory. EMTs quickly come in to check the condition of Shawn Ashlockes eyes. Hayden rolls out of the ring dissapointed in not getting the win.
//Jonathan Steele\\ " We have just seen a grueling match, but Edge is the one who's going to Final Battle "
//Jimmy Justice\\ " Now he's going to have to play The Game, and that is no easy task "
Edge motions around his waist, for what he believes is a the title soon to come. He continues to celebrate, much to the displeasure of the crowd, as the show comes to a close. -END OF FEED- Copyright Extreme Wrestling Entertainment 2009
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Subject: Black Friday #3: November 13th, 2009 
